Original subtitles

So, who's excited to go to the CREEP show?

You're gonna love it.

I still don't understand why we have to go to this.

Oh, come on, we get to go with MIFT,

and there's nothing more fun than a Convention for.

Resourceful Energy Efficiency and Power.

Really? 'Cause I... I can think of several things more fun.

Watching paint dry, for instance. Ooh.

Uh, sitting in traffic...

Sanitizing my grandma's dentures... Aw, Grandma T.

Well, now you're gonna have to add the CREEP show to that list.

I'm just... I'm not really in the right headspace

to go to some big energy convention.

Why is nothing working?

Completely get why you're upset... Oh, no!

After that very public oopsie at the football game

that I promised myself I'd never talk about again.

Here I am, doing it! No, no, no.

Yeah! Whoa!

Whoa!

Ha-ha! Gotcha.

You know what? It's actually nice to be down here again.

In fact, I'll bet our old MIFT crew really misses us.

I bet they're barely functioning without us.

♪ Don't you fret For now you've got this gent

♪ I'm the MIFT replacement ♪

Oh, I've never known such joy.

Cheers!

Hello! Sorry about the flash. A bit of a doc um enter.

I love photographing all my new friends.

And, uh, random strangers?

Strangers no more. Tylor, Val,

this is our new MIFTer, Roger Rogers.

Uh, sorry, Roger Rogers? Roger that.

Double T and Double R. Double fun!

He wrenched the nut on his first try.

With his teeth!

What are teeth for, if not chewing on things made from metal? Mmm.

Yeah, unlike the last guy we had,

Roger is actually useful. He brought his own tools,

and knows the difference between positive pressure and injection welding torches.

Doesn't everybody?

Oh, it's CREEP o'clock.

You better get your scales and tails in gear.

Oh, Rogie, your whimsical melodies make me lose track of time.

But real quick, before we go,

this is the key to Vendy, the love of my life,

and I don't know what this key is, but I'm too afraid to get rid of it.

Oh, and here's the master keys to Monsters, Incorporated.

They will open any door in this building,

including the one to your heart.

Wowie! Well, thanks for trusting me to hold down the fort

while the rest of you are at the CREEP show today, Uncle Fritz.

Uncle Fritz!

You know, I've always wanted an uncle-ish father figure.

Fa-fa-fa-fa father figure!

Roger Rogers. Does that name sound completely made up, or is it just me?

Nah, it's just you. I really like that name.

It's easy to remember. Roger Rogers. Roger Rogers.

Oh, but if you don't like it, I don't like it as much as I said I did.

All right, MIFTers, time to finish loading up.

Monsters, Incorporated is going where?

That's right! To the CREEP show.

Well, have fun CREEP-ing.

Welcome to the CREEP show.

Where being a creep is a good thing.

Pardon me, coming through. Duncan!

Is that a model of Monstropolis? - To scale!

Mother and I worked all weekend on this beauty.

The crown jewel of Mike and Sulley's presentation.

Or, as I like to call it, MOMstropolis!

MOMstropolis? Yes. And like her, it is extremely fragile.

So no one touches it. You hear me? No, no, no one! Ho, ho. Oh! Ow!

Smitty, help me unload these canisters for the big presentation.

And please use all four of your hands this time.

Okey-doke. But my bottom hands have a mind of their own.

Or at least that's what I tell the cops.

Welcome to the Convention for Resourceful Energy Efficiency and Power.

All right, how's everybody doing at the CREEP show?

Energy from the sun. Now, I know what you're thinking. "That's crazy."

Wow! Better than watching paint dry, huh?

Take in the sights and

smells of opportunity and body odor. It is so great to be back.

Yeah, it is. And I'm going to get twice as much swag as last year.

And I weigh it, so I'll know.

Are you a fan of the can?

Mike Wazowski and Monsters, Inc. Have arrived.

Would you be so kind as to direct us to our usual booth?

I'm sure it's in the center, with all the other big shots.

Big shots? Yeah, mmm.

Let's see. Monsters, Inc.

Laugh energy. Yes, of course.

You're with alternative energy.

Oh!

"And Other Hare-Brained Ideas"?

Hmm... Well, we're definitely not near Scream Energy anymore.

This can't be happening.

There's been an insulting mistake!

Spinnergy exercise energy makes you feel great.

And just 16 hours of exercise a day powers your house for an entire hour.

Come on, girl. Hop on the bikes.

Hard pass. I'd rather sit in the dark.

But I would love this.

Our booth's got to be down here somewhere.

Huh. The guy said 60 and a half, right?

Wow. VAL: Hmm, 58, 59

60 and a half?

All right, the booth may be small,

but it's going to be the biggest small booth ever.

And would you look at that? We've even got a line waiting for us.

I bet you're all here to learn about the wonders of Laugh Power.

No. I'm in the line for the bathroom.

Well, would you like some reading material while you're in there?

You, uh, you got anything longer? Oh...

Oh. Perfect.

Yeah, perfectly inadequate.

Looks like we got our work cut out for us then.

You're all set up for Mike and I's big Laugh Power presentation.

Val? Tylor? You're on booth duty.

A day full of talking to hundreds of different strangers?

Oh, my gosh, it's gonna be the best day ever!

Yeah, I don't, I'm so... I just...

I don't know if I'm the best spokesmonster.

Come on. You're the poster boy of a former Scarer becoming a jokester.

Yeah, but when I tried to talk about it at the football game,

it didn't exactly go well.

That's putting it mildly.

I understand. I'm a little nervous about today myself.

You get nervous?

Ho, ho. Yep. But life is a lot like the Laugh Floor.

We can't stop going through doors just because one doesn't work out.

You know?

I'll try.

That's the Monsters, Inc. Spirit.

Come on, Sulley. It's time to schmooze and kiss some butts.

Well, hopefully, our butts get kissed, too.

You know, metaphorically speaking.

You feel better now? Let's do this. Well, uh...

Oh, my gosh.

Where did you get that amazing necklace?

Oh, this little thing? It's from Tiff-a-sneeze, of course.

Oh! Well, why don't you take a Monsters, Incorporated bag?

It'll go great with your necklace.

Huh! Why, thank you.

Now you try.

Pardon me, sir, would you like a...

Sorry, that's... that's not what it's...

Laugh Power is the future. Ha-ha. Okay. Bye.

Nowhere to go but up.

Hi. Would you like a Monsters, Incorporated Laugh Power T-shirt?

It was mass-produced with love.

Do you happen to have a Stink-a-Mint?

Actually, I do.

Mmm. Thanks.

Ho-ho!

Oh, no! Here he comes! Run!

Oh!

Yummy, yummy, rargh!

Take that!

Rargh, rargh. Now there'll finally be parking.

Take that, divorce court!

No, no, come here, you! Spit it out! Now!

Oi!

Oh, sorry, Terry.

Playground's closed.

Give me that. Whoa.

Oh, look at you. I will fix you.

I shall guard this city with my life.

Grrr. Your life is small. Like your disproportionate wings.

Ooh, a paperweight.

This bag's getting heavy.

Nobody wants a brochure.

Let's work together. You stock them, I'll pass them.

Ooh! These horns are very handy.

Cool. Glad something about me is useful.

Hey! Are you one of those jokesters?

Me? Oh, no, I'm just a jokester assistant.

But Tylor over here, he's the real jokester. Heh-heh.

Oh, yeah, I know you.

You're the guy that tanked at the MU homecoming game.

He was hilarious. I laughed so hard, I needed my inhaler.

Hey, don't listen to them.

I'm gonna go for a walk.

Oh! Nice one.

I am Alistair Clawbottom.

And we here at Scare Masters have been scaring our way up

from the bottom for over a century!

And this newfangled Laugh Power

is an affront to our monster nature.

It's all malarkey, I say.

Ma-larkey! Yeah!

Scream calendars, calendars for the New Year.

Features all of our top Scarers.

Hey there, I'm Mr. April... if you're wondering.

Hmm.

The It's Later booth was my favorite.

I got a Scare card signed by Johnny Worthington.

It all started long ago,

with a monster, a scream and a dream.

A dream to make human children's lives a living nightmare.

Jack "The Fang" Worthington, one of the pioneers of Scream Energy,

founded FearCo, a company powered by the most frightening Scarers.

And now, the torch has been passed to his son, Johnny,

who is leading FearCo into the future.

Okay, let's open the floor to some questions.

Johnny! Johnny!

Yeah. You there. Four-eyes. Go ahead.

Do you really think Laugh Power is more efficient?

With all due respect to Monsters, Inc. And their energy,

I wanna make sure that the good, hardworking citizens of Monstropolis have power.

It's monsters like that who keep this city running.

And we keep them running,

with reliable, proven Scream Energy.

Johnny! Johnny! But I don't wanna focus on what they're doing.

I wanna focus on what we're doing.

FearCo is taking what already works

and is making it better.

Over this way, our scientists will show you a glimpse

of our new Scream amplifier that will change everything.

Ooh. Whoa, whoa, whoa, sorry, big guy.

Press only.

Argh!

Nice, man! My ears are ringing.

You see that angle I took in there?

Ha-ha-ha!

Yeah, easy as pie.

Ha-ha! And by pi, I mean 3.1415926.

Hey, look who decided to come see how it's done.

Scaring was too hard, so he had to quit and become... a jester.

Jokester. I'm a jokester.

Oh, "I'm a jokester."

"I'm a jokester."

Scream king to court jester.

Good one, Evan. Court jester.

Court jester!

Loser!

Whoa! Give me three, man.

Great job. Thanks.

Oh, oh, yeah, thanks.

Thank you.

Whoa.

Boo!

Attention all CREEPers!

The Monsters, Inc. Presentation on Laugh Power will be starting momentarily.

Move over!

Mike check, mike check.

Michael Wazowski takes checks.

Ooh! Is it hot in here? It feels hot.

Says the guy covered in fur.

Since when were you nervous about public speaking?

Well, normally, it doesn't bother me,

but it's just this is our big chance to show off Laugh Power and I don't want to blow it.

Please don't start shedding again.

Oh, good. It didn't start yet.

Aw. Did you come here to bask in the glory

of my illustrious city model?

Oh, you mean the one your mommy built?

I helped! She let me hold the glue.

Okay, let's see here. Please join me in giving

a very scary welcome to Monsters, Inc.

Thank you.

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.

Heh. Seems like it's a good time to start.

Right, Sulley?

Right, Sulley?

Ahem. That's me.

Thank you for coming to our presentation.

And that concludes our presentation.

Thank you for coming.

I think these are in the wrong order.

Good one, Sulley! Classic note card mix-em-up.

One of the many laugh techniques we use over at Monsters, Inc.

Hi, I'm Mike Wazowski, senior co-president and chief executive,

vice-deputy administrative director of comedy resources management.

Which is what it says on my parking spot.

And this is...

Hmm? Oh, oh, oh, yeah. I'm James P. Sullivan, CEO.

And we're here to give you a little peek at how great Laugh Power is.

Oh, hey, they're using my canister.

Hey, Smitty, is it normal for the gauge to flicker like that?

I've never seen a canister do that.

Ooh. Except that one time.

Oh, yeah, that one time.

What one time?

Well, one time...

That one time...

Before we switched over to the new big laugh canisters.

Okay. Someone didn't clean out

the old Scream canisters properly...

Yeah, and some of it got mixed in with Laugh Power.

Yeah, and?

Wait. Who's someone? Do I know them?

And then what happened?

It did what that canister is doing. Yeah, right before...

Is "someone" me?

Yes, it's you. Okay.

What happened when you mixed Laugh Power with Scream Power?

Boom! Oh, no. Hmm, huh...

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.

Ladies and gentle monsters,

this is a model of Monstropolis.

To scale!

And we're gonna use it to show you that Laugh Power

is 10 times more powerful than Screams.

First, we'll show you what a small amount

of Scream Power will do.

Push the button, Sulley. Oh, right.

And now we'll show you what the exact same amount of Laugh Power can do.

Hey, hey, hey, what do you think you're doing?

We can't use that laugh canister.

You keep your tiny hands off of my MOMstropolis.

Why is everything about your mother?

Oh, my.

Too bright.

You just can't shove your way...

We did just say you were getting a peek at Laugh Power, huh?

Right, Sulley?

Um...

Um, um... Well...

You know what?

Enough of this rehearsed stuff.

Let's just have a conversation. Who's got questions?

I do! I do!

Listen, you'll pay for this, Tuskmon!

Oh, no!

Got you!

All right. What did I miss?

Hey! Whoa! Rude!

Sorry.

Hey, Tylor. There you are. Wait up! Where have you been?

I've been at the booth alone this whole time.

What was that noise?

Oh, um, tummy issues.

Is this because of what that jerk said?

About seeing you at the MU game?

Rude!

I'm a little busy right now, Val. Excuse you!

I have longer legs than you, but you're really moving.

I... I just gotta get rid of something bad before it's too late.

Watch it, buddy!

You know, when something's really bothering me,

sometimes it builds up inside of me in a really bad way, grumbling to get out.

And I've found the best thing to do

is to find safe space to release the pressure.

The pressure!

That's it! I need to release the pressure.

You're a genius, Val.

Good luck. I hope it all comes out okay.

Excuse me. Sorry, uh... Pardon me.

Coming through!

Too much power! Too... too much power!

I'm spinning out of control!

Too much power! Oh!

I'm too fit to die!

Excuse me. Sorry. Bathroom emergency.

Gotta empty the tank.

No, no, no, no...

Oh, whoa...

Mmm, mmm, mmm. Nope. TYLOR: Easy, big fella! Easy!

Whoa! Whoa, boy! Oh, boy!

Ah. Oh! Oh! Aah!

Oh, there it is! There it is.

Ahh! Whoo!

That was close. Don't go in there.

How's it going?

You, uh, enjoying the CREEP show?

Whoo!

Uh...

Oh!

So...

Everyone did great work today, and lots of monsters were really engaged.

Except Mike and Celia, because someone has commitment issues.

What are you, my mother?

Whoa!

Am I seeing stars or are you just glowing?

Uh-huh. That's all me, baby.

Attention, CREEPers,

we will be closing in 15 minutes.

So, all better?

Huh? Oh. Yes, loads.

I let it all out.

Yeah, I heard. Great day.

Great day!

Oops.

I have never seen a roar break our Scare Simulator like that.

Oh, yeah. No, I am so sorry, Mr. Worthington.

Oh, no! Don't apologize.

Turns out I was right about your potential.

And remember, it's Johnny.

Stay in touch. Okay?

Hey, what's that?

Oh, uh, it's... nothing.

But today was something.

I can't wait to come back next year.

Please don't.