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What's that old saying?
Read 'em and weep.
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Damn it.
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Good job, partner.
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Is this really your first time
playing bridge?
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Guess I'm just lucky.
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I mean, look at the family
I married into.
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Are we done?
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No, we're going again.
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If you insist.
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You better not be hustling us.
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I can't believe
you would accuse me of that.
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Amanda, you need
to up your game.
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I'll do you one better.
I'm up and I'm out.
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You can't quit in the middle.
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Well, I think
I hear the baby.
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I think I hear a baby, too.
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Oh, come on, Mandy,
we're having fun.
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Are we?
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Tell you what,
why don't we switch partners?
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I'll play
with your mama.
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Now we're talking.
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Aw, why do I get Mandy?
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I'm not that bad.
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You are.
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Am I?
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Oh, what do I know?
I'm just a beginner.
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Can't believe I just
spent my Friday night
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playing bridge
with my parents.
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I'm a hundred years old.
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Guess that makes me only 89.
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Sorry.
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When did this become our life?
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What's wrong with spending
time with your folks?
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Nothing, I just miss
having a social life.
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We have a social life.
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We got your mom, dad, brother,
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my mom, meemaw,
sister...
Okay, okay.
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And if you count our TV friends,
we got Tony Danza, Frasier...
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Stop.
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In the meantime,
you're looking
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pretty good for an old lady.
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Oh, really?
Is that so?
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That is so. What do you say
I get you out of them bloomers
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and see what happens?
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"Bloomers"?
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Ain't that what you old biddies
wear under your frock?
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Please stop talking.
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Oh, my God,
how long does it take
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to finish
a slice of pie?
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I know, but it's
kind of romantic
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the way they look at each other.
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What makes you think
they're a couple?
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Maybe they're
brother and sister
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in some kind of
sick relationship.
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What is wrong with you?
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I'm not rooting for it.
I said it was sick.
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Hey, I'm gonna
grab a drink
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when we get off.
You want to come?
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Wow, I can't remember the last
time I went out for a drink.
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Is that a yes?
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I-I don't know, my husband's
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at home with the baby.
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Well, if it's too
much trouble...
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Oh, no, it's no trouble,
I'm coming.
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Hi, can I get anything else
for you or your wife?
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No, she's my sister.
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Oh, my God.
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Huh. Look at me.
It's after 9:00,
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I'm not only out,
I'm awake.
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And your husband didn't mind
staying home with the baby?
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Oh, no, he loves it.
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That's nice.
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My ex loved babies, too.
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Why'd you break up?
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He made a baby
with another woman.
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Oh. Sorry.
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No, it's okay.
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Yeah, he's that
bitch's problem now.
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Man, I hate bitches.
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No, it's fine,
I got my son, my freedom,
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now it's my turn to have fun.
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And, now, when you
say "fun," you mean...
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Sex with men
I barely know.
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Okay, well,
I won't be doing that,
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but I will be
cheering for you.
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Thank you!
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You go, hoebag.
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Hey. What are you
still doing up?
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Just watching Rambo III.
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You'd think it'd answer
a lot of questions
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from I and II, but it don't.
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Did you have fun?
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It was okay.
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Mandy...
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I had a nice time.
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Mandy...
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Okay, I had a great time.
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Good, I'm glad.
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It was so nice
to hang out with a woman
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who didn't
give birth to me.
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Well, a couple
pretty women at the bar,
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you must have gotten hit on.
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Actually, not at all.
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Oh. Well, they must've
saw your wedding ring
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and didn't want
to be disrespectful.
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Good. Yeah.
That's why.
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Well, just so you know,
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your daughter and I had
a pretty fun night, too.
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She discovered
farting in the bathtub.
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Aw, and I missed it?
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Don't worry, if she's
anything like her daddy,
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she'll do it again.
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Hey, can I ask you
a personal question?
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Shoot.
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When you got married,
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did you still have
other friends?
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Oh, yeah, tons.
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What about after
you had kids?
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Oh, no,
life as I knew it ended.
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But you were fine
with that, right?
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I get the feeling
you want me to say yes.
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I don't know, Mandy's
just got in my head
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about us having
a social life.
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So? You must have
lots of friends.
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I do.
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I mean, I did.
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Maybe I don't.
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Well, hang in there.
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When CeeCee gets a little older,
she'll make friends
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and you'll pretend
to like their parents.
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Maybe I will like 'em.
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You won't,
they're awful.
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You know, after
work on Fridays,
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me and my buddies play
a little half-court basketball.
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Cool.
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Yeah, and after we grab pizza
and beer.
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Sounds fun.
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It is. It really is.
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I've gone with them.
It's a good time.
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"Then he nibbled a hole
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"in the cocoon,
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"pushed his way out,
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and he was
a beautiful butterfly."
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But you knew that.
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'Cause Daddy's read
this story 118 times.
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Uh-huh. Okay.
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All right, let me
call you right back.
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Hey, uh, my friend Beth
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invited me over
to her place tonight.
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Oh, I think your parents
were hoping we'd play cards.
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Yeah, I'm well aware.
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Okay, you should go.
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Well, you don't sound so sure.
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Well, I just thought
you and I would hang out.
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Well, why don't you
come with me?
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I know Beth wants to meet you.
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I ain't gonna get in the way
of your girl talk?
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Girl talk? What's girl talk?
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I don't know.
Guys' butts, panties?
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Put on a clean shirt,
you're coming with me.
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She's asleep.
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Kind of bummed we lost
our bridge partners.
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I'll play with you.
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That's nice,
but it's a four-person game.
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We could play something else.
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How about Scrabble?
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How about something
I'm good at?
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Reading on the toilet
is not a game, Jim.
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I have a game
we can play.
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I'm a thing.
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You have 20 questions. Go.
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I don't want
to play that.
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I do.
Are you a vegetable?
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No. 19.
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What kind of
first question is that?
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It's too specific.
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I thought you
weren't playing.
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I'm not, but if I was,
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I'd ask a better
first question.
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Like what?
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Like, "Are you
a living thing?"
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No. 18.
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Great question.
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But now we know it's not alive.
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It is a good question, right?
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Yes. 17.
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You're counting that?
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Yes. 16.
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Oh, come on!
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So how did
you two meet?
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She came into the Laundromat
I was working at,
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and I asked her out.
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Laundromat. Sexy.
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It was really a front for
a backroom gambling operation.
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That sexy enough for you?
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She was worried
I was a little too young,
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so I lied about my age.
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Mm-hmm. You sure did.
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Hey, you lied
about your age, too.
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Anyhoo, too much tequila,
not enough condoms,
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here we are.
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Nice.
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I eventually
told her the truth.
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Yep. And we fell in love.
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That's sweet, you started
with lies and ended with love.
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I went the other way.
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Hello?
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Oh, that's my son. In here.
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Hey.
Hey, Todd.
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Todd, this is Mandy and Georgie.
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Georgie Cooper?
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Yeah.
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Didn't you go to Medford High?
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Yeah, a while ago.
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Your dad was the football coach,
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you had the genius brother.
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I'm sorry, did you two
go to high school together?
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He was a year
ahead of me.
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Wait, how old are you?
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Nineteen.
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Now you know
why he lied.
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So, did you graduate?
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No, I dropped out
my junior year.
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Oh, that's so cool.
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- No, it's not.
- Not cool.
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If I didn't,
we never would've met.
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'Cause you would've
been in homeroom?
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Well, Todd, I'm sure you've
got a lot of stuff to do.
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You don't want to hang out
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with us old folks...
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and Georgie.
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I'm gonna go work
on my dirt bike.
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You got a dirt bike?
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Yamaha YZ250.
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Oh, sweet.
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- You want to see it?
- Can I?
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Go ahead.
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So, 19...
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Yeah, he's-he's very mature
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- for his age.
- I'm sure.
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And, you know, most days
I-I don't even think about it.
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And why would you?
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He's a good father
and a hard worker.
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I bet the sex is amazing.
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Oh, well, he does bring
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a certain youthful energy
to the party.
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Do tell.
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I think I've told enough.
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You know, sometimes I look
at Todd's friends and...
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Oh, Beth, no.
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What? You married one.
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Yeah.
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How long you had it?
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Six months.
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My dad bought it for me
during the divorce
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- so I'd be on his side.
- Did it work?
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No, my mom bought me a Nintendo.
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Kind of balanced things out.
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You know, people don't talk much
about the upsides of divorce.
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So, what's it like
being married?
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Well, I guess it's like having
a girlfriend you live with.
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Cool.
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What's it like
having a girlfriend?
264
00:10:04,820 --> 00:10:06,430
It's good.
265
00:10:06,430 --> 00:10:08,560
I mean, you got to buy 'em
presents and watch dumb movies,
266
00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:11,000
but overall
it's worth it.
267
00:10:11,780 --> 00:10:13,350
So I bet you get
to do it all the time.
268
00:10:13,350 --> 00:10:15,220
Well, I'm a gentleman.
269
00:10:15,220 --> 00:10:18,050
B-But I did say "worth it."
270
00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:19,830
It's not weird that she's old?
271
00:10:19,830 --> 00:10:22,400
She ain't old,
she's older.
272
00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:25,180
Also, do not let her
hear you say that.
273
00:10:25,180 --> 00:10:27,450
Sorry, I don't mean
nothing by it.
274
00:10:27,450 --> 00:10:29,190
New school nurse is hot.
275
00:10:29,190 --> 00:10:31,190
And she's like 23.
276
00:10:31,190 --> 00:10:32,190
There you go.
277
00:10:32,190 --> 00:10:33,450
What we doing here?
278
00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:35,540
Just tightening
the brakes.
279
00:10:35,540 --> 00:10:37,460
Well, let me help you.
280
00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:41,110
Hey, isn't your sister
a freshman this year?
281
00:10:41,110 --> 00:10:42,330
We've talked about this.
282
00:10:42,330 --> 00:10:44,380
Older's better.
283
00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,470
Okay, so we know
it's not musical.
284
00:10:52,470 --> 00:10:54,470
We know
it's not a machine.
285
00:10:54,470 --> 00:10:56,610
But it is man-made.
286
00:10:56,610 --> 00:10:58,560
Got to be smart
about this.
287
00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:01,000
You're the one
who wasted two questions.
288
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,700
Well, they shouldn't
have counted.
289
00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:04,880
But they did, didn't they?
290
00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:06,700
How can we be sure
this isn't
291
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,880
some stupid thing
only he knows exists?
292
00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:10,670
Good point.
293
00:11:12,190 --> 00:11:13,450
Do it.
294
00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:17,450
Are you some stupid thing
only you know exists?
295
00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:19,760
No.
296
00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,020
Twelve.
297
00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:22,280
So you're sure
we'd know...?
298
00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:23,500
No, don't waste one.
299
00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:25,030
It's something we know.
300
00:11:25,030 --> 00:11:26,290
Okay, okay.
301
00:11:26,290 --> 00:11:28,290
Damn, this is
stressful.
302
00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:31,250
If it's too much, we can stop.
303
00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:33,860
No shame admitting defeat.
304
00:11:34,950 --> 00:11:36,820
Make coffee.
On it.
305
00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,260
That was fun.
306
00:11:43,260 --> 00:11:44,830
Thanks for letting me
tag along.
307
00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,700
Mm-hmm.
308
00:11:48,570 --> 00:11:51,050
Crazy you and Todd went
to school together.
309
00:11:51,050 --> 00:11:52,580
I know.
310
00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:55,320
My meemaw would call that
"quite the coinkydink."
311
00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:56,540
Hey.
312
00:11:56,540 --> 00:11:57,580
Listen, Todd invited me
313
00:11:57,580 --> 00:11:59,060
to ride dirt bikes tomorrow.
314
00:11:59,060 --> 00:12:00,060
You're not doing that.
315
00:12:00,060 --> 00:12:01,190
Why?
316
00:12:01,190 --> 00:12:02,410
You have a child.
It's dangerous.
317
00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:03,760
I'll wear a helmet.
318
00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:04,670
No.
319
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,760
Todd's mom lets him do it.
320
00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:12,770
What did you say?
321
00:12:12,770 --> 00:12:14,160
What?
322
00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:15,860
"Todd's mom lets him do it,"
323
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:16,770
like I'm your mom?
324
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,120
That ain't
what I meant.
325
00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:19,170
Well, that's
what it sounded like.
326
00:12:19,170 --> 00:12:20,600
Well, if you don't like it,
327
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,340
maybe you should stop
acting like my mom.
328
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:24,560
You-- I--
329
00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:27,310
You are in trouble, mister.
330
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,830
Oh, don't you roll
your eyes at me.
331
00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,320
How about this?
332
00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,150
I like it.
333
00:12:42,150 --> 00:12:43,370
You sure?
334
00:12:43,370 --> 00:12:44,850
Do it.
335
00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:48,330
Are you something
in this house?
336
00:12:48,330 --> 00:12:49,890
Yes.
337
00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:51,370
Yes!
Good job.
338
00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:53,290
Teamwork, babe.
339
00:12:53,290 --> 00:12:55,160
You are not playing
with my friend's son!
340
00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:58,770
I'm a grown man,
I can play with whoever I want.
341
00:12:59,690 --> 00:13:01,340
Trouble in paradise.
342
00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:02,860
We're back.
343
00:13:02,860 --> 00:13:04,130
We heard.
344
00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:05,130
CeeCee good?
345
00:13:05,130 --> 00:13:06,340
Sound asleep.
346
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:07,520
You two okay?
347
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,830
I don't want to talk about it.
348
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,130
All righty.
349
00:13:10,130 --> 00:13:11,440
We're playing 20 Questions
350
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:12,740
if you'd like to join.
351
00:13:12,740 --> 00:13:14,570
No.
352
00:13:16,310 --> 00:13:19,320
Anyone else glad she said no?
353
00:13:26,450 --> 00:13:28,280
That was great.
354
00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:30,020
I haven't ridden in years.
355
00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:31,280
Why'd you stop?
356
00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,020
Oh, you know, got busy.
357
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:35,030
Wife, baby, job.
358
00:13:35,030 --> 00:13:37,290
How old are you?
359
00:13:37,290 --> 00:13:38,680
Nineteen...
360
00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:40,860
and a half, basically 20.
361
00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:42,160
You should see his wife.
362
00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:43,160
She's hot.
363
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,340
Hey!
364
00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:45,860
I mean, thank you, but hey.
365
00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:48,690
All right,
who's ready for some beer?
366
00:13:48,690 --> 00:13:49,950
- Oh, yeah, count me in.
- Please.
367
00:13:49,950 --> 00:13:51,430
Thought we were gonna ride
some more?
368
00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:52,430
We are.
369
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,090
After drinking?
370
00:13:54,090 --> 00:13:55,390
I thought you said he was cool.
371
00:13:55,390 --> 00:13:56,480
I'm cool.
372
00:13:57,740 --> 00:13:59,310
I drive a tow truck.
I've seen stuff.
373
00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:01,230
Believe me, safe is cool.
374
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:04,400
At least eat something
to coat your stomach.
375
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:07,710
I'm sorry, our mommies
didn't pack us any snacks.
376
00:14:07,710 --> 00:14:09,930
Well, that's all right, I got
some string cheese in the truck.
377
00:14:15,890 --> 00:14:20,240
So, is your husband out
with his little friends?
378
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,900
Don't call them that.
379
00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:23,030
Sorry.
380
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,030
Is your husband out
381
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,560
with his big-boy friends?
382
00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:28,690
Can you stop
enjoying this?
383
00:14:28,690 --> 00:14:30,600
No.
384
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,600
I'm not upset
he's out with friends.
385
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,610
I'm upset he's doing
something dangerous.
386
00:14:34,610 --> 00:14:36,570
Well, why didn't
you tell him not to?
387
00:14:36,570 --> 00:14:38,350
I did.
He didn't listen.
388
00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:40,440
Well...
389
00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:43,050
he is at that
rebellious age.
390
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,400
I'm serious.
391
00:14:45,790 --> 00:14:48,190
Georgie has a lot
of very good qualities,
392
00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:50,010
but he's so much
younger than you.
393
00:14:50,010 --> 00:14:52,450
It was bound to a problem
at some point.
394
00:14:52,450 --> 00:14:53,450
That's not true.
395
00:14:53,450 --> 00:14:54,980
Really?
396
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:57,460
Think about what you were
doing when you were 19.
397
00:14:57,460 --> 00:15:00,760
Well, I was in college,
so I was...
398
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:04,160
going to all my classes
and studying a lot.
399
00:15:04,990 --> 00:15:07,550
Okay, but it's different
because I didn't have a child.
400
00:15:07,550 --> 00:15:10,560
And now you've
got two of 'em.
401
00:15:15,650 --> 00:15:18,040
Check out the cowboy at the bar.
402
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:21,260
Oh, that's not a cowboy,
that's my dentist.
403
00:15:21,260 --> 00:15:23,700
Ooh, Dr. Cowboy.
404
00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:25,350
I have a cleaning
next week.
405
00:15:25,350 --> 00:15:26,880
Can you not ruin it?
406
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,230
He married?
407
00:15:28,230 --> 00:15:30,140
Um, I don't know,
he wears gloves.
408
00:15:30,140 --> 00:15:31,840
I'm gonna find out.
409
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,230
Wait, you're just
gonna leave me here?
410
00:15:33,230 --> 00:15:35,280
I guess you are.
411
00:15:37,580 --> 00:15:39,850
Not a chance.
412
00:15:39,850 --> 00:15:41,890
But thank you.
413
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,510
All right, Richie,
this is you.
414
00:15:47,510 --> 00:15:49,120
Later.
415
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,380
Wait, here's
your keys.
416
00:15:52,380 --> 00:15:54,950
Someday you'll
thank me!
417
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:58,040
Little punk.
418
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,690
All right,
who's next?
419
00:15:59,690 --> 00:16:01,740
I guess I am, Mr. Cooper.
420
00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:03,520
It's Georgie, it's just Georgie.
421
00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:05,480
Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
422
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:17,010
What?
423
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,320
I'm gonna take off.
424
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:20,500
- Okay.
- Hi, Mandy.
425
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,720
Hi, Dr. Piccardo.
426
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,240
Okay, sure.
427
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,470
Huh.
428
00:16:40,470 --> 00:16:41,600
Hi.
Hey.
429
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,040
Thanks for coming.
430
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,390
What happened to your buddy?
431
00:16:44,390 --> 00:16:46,000
Oh, she's, um...
432
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,350
getting a cavity filled.
433
00:16:49,130 --> 00:16:50,220
Let's go home.
434
00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:51,220
Are you sure?
We're here.
435
00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:52,220
I can buy you a drink.
436
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:53,480
Or if they card me,
437
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:55,050
you can buy me a drink.
438
00:16:55,050 --> 00:16:57,750
I think I'd rather go home
and watch my daughter sleep.
439
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,580
Oh, that's
my favorite thing.
440
00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:01,060
How was your night?
441
00:17:01,060 --> 00:17:02,060
You want the truth?
442
00:17:02,060 --> 00:17:03,020
Yeah.
443
00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:04,630
Teenagers suck.
444
00:17:11,550 --> 00:17:12,940
Okay. We know it's not
a tangible object.
445
00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:13,940
It can't be bought.
446
00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:14,980
It's odorless.
447
00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:16,810
And it's in this room right now.
448
00:17:16,810 --> 00:17:18,250
We only have one question left.
449
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:19,250
We have to guess.
450
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:21,300
What are you thinking?
451
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,820
Agreed.
452
00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:27,820
Go for it.
453
00:17:29,430 --> 00:17:31,960
Are you time?
454
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,440
Ooh, good guess.
455
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:36,010
- Did we get it?
- No.
456
00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:38,010
- Son of a bitch!
- Damn it!
457
00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:39,270
So, what was it?
458
00:17:39,270 --> 00:17:41,880
Sorry, you're out of questions.
459
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,410
You're really not
gonna tell us?
460
00:17:44,410 --> 00:17:46,280
Thanks for playing.
461
00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:48,500
You get back here
right now
462
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,500
and you tell us!
463
00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:52,890
I don't know why you like him.
464
00:17:52,890 --> 00:17:54,280
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