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Check out that pair!
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That guy has even bigger ones!
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Good eye, Barry.
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Those are the best calves
we've seen all day.
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Just think, after we get
our calf implants
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from Dr. Kalgary,
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we'll be the ones admired by all
the school boys in the park.
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It's 10:00!
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We better get to the Big Bush if
we want to avoid the rush.
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The Big Bush.
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Full of cigarettes and money
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we don't want our parents to know about.
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And porno.
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Good morning, gentlemen.
Are you here to make a deposit?
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Au contraire, Lil' Pete.
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Today we're pullin' out.
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We've been saving our money
for a year
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to get calf implants together... hey!
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There's only $300 here!
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Because Steven Smith
withdrew$100 last week.
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You what?!
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I'm sorry!
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I didn't know how to tell you.
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But there was a sale
on Fjallraven backpacks.
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I was powerless!
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I mean, look how cool it is!
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Wait, you're wearing it now?
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Yeah, look.
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It's made from the scrotum of a duck.
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See, Toshi likes it.
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How could you, Steve?
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We were supposed to get
perfect calves as a group!
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Listen, I know what I
didwas kind of selfish.
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But I figured out how to
make some fast cash
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so we can still get
our calf implants.
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The "Help Wanted" section of
the paper is an untapped gold mine.
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Pachanga Morongo!
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We got a winner!
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"Human Crash Test Dummy."
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Sounds like a blast!
I'm in!
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Sounds dangerous.
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Oh, less crashy more rashy.
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"Penis Cream Tester Wanted."
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Cream is delicious!
I'm in!
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How 'bout this one?
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"Man Stares At You."
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For 10 bucks an hour?
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Anything that easy
must be a sex thing.
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That's been my experience!
I'm in!
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Finger blast!
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Psychology experiment pays $25
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for a weekend!
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And it's at our school!
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It's only $25, Steve.
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We'd all have to do it
to make up for your mistake.
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Hey, we're friends.
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And as a sign of good faith,
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you can each store
one item in my backpack.
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It has to be really small though.
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Cool, let me put in
this Tungsten molecule.
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Tungsten?
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That's quite a few protons, Barry.
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Can't blame a guy for trying.
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I have news about the C.I.A.'s
long-time groundskeeper,
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Billy Kloops.
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Kloopsy?
That guy's amazing.
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Let me guess, he got laid? Yes, Stan.
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He did get laid.
To rest.
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Low five!
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It turns out Kloops
had no living relatives.
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And since you're the only one
who seems to know who he was,
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I guess it's up to you to throw out
his one worldly possession.
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In other news,
our air conditioner repairman
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Denny Kergill did get laid!
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And it was epic!
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Anyone who wants to hear
the details, meet me in my office!
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Wait for me, wait for me!
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The ad said the experiment started here
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in the big red circle.
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Now we're just waiting for
Dr. F. Lance Shoeman.
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Hi.
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I suppose I could have chosen
a closer door.
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Dammit, Roger.
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But we need the money.
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Hello.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I'm Professor F. Lance Shoeman
and as a scientist,
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the most important thing to me
is data... dadda?
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Doida?
Data?
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Please hold your questions.
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This is a prison experiment.
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Half of you will be prisoners,
half of you will be guards.
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And we're going to fill binders
on top of binders with derda
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about how your roles at the prison
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affect how you treat each other.
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Guys, we're in this together,
so let's take care of each other
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no matter if we're guards or prisoners.
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Let's divide you up.
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You're a guard.
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Guard.
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Oh, man, looks like
we got to be the inmates.
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Guard.
Definitely.
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Then I'm the only...
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Geeeeyard!
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Shit. Need more people.
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Okay. So we know we have
our guards over here,
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which means over here we have
our guard, guard, guard.
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Dammit!
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Okay, this time I'm just gonna
alternate words
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so there are no mistakes.
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Guard, guard, guard, guard,
guard, guard, guard.
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Okay, we did it.
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Prisoners.
Guards.
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In our prison, this gym is the yard,
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the locker rooms are the cells,
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and the equipment room
is the equipment room.
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Just stay out of there.
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There's nothing in there
but a parachute,
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a stack of cones,
some floor hockey sticks,
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bunch of loose flag football belts...
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Dammit, now I want to go in there!
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No, no, you have an experiment!
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Aaand go!
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Make data for my binders!
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I guess we should getthe
inmates to their cells.
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Number Three, get to your cell.
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Okay, buddy.
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I'm not your buddy, pal.
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I don't understand.
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Number Three, down on all fours!
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Mount your horsey, Number One!
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I do not like thiiiis.
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Neigh, Number Three!
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Neigh like a horsey!
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Neeeeeigh.
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This is escalating quickly.
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Good data. Good data.
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Wish I had a penand not
a green plastic soldier.
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Honey, I've been meaning toask
you, what's with the blower?
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He's in mourning!
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Kloops died.
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What's a Kloops?
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Kloops was a man, Hayley.
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A man who your father
was very close with.
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Yeah, well, I want to get right
close to those mashed potatoes.
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Hook me up.
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Geez, Hayley, save some
for the rest of us!
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People say it sucks to bein
prison, but I think it's fun.
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I'm gonna make Billy
and Tuttle kiss again.
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Bad news!
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You were so hard onthe
prisoners they all quit.
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Buuut, Good news!
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Massive upgrade on the prisoner front
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because it turns outyou
can rent real prisoners
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as long as you keep an eye on 'em
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and promise they won't get out.
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Which is perfect because
you guys are guards.
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Meet Fang, Bonesaw, and Nathaniel.
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Experiment, back on!
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You're mine now!
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Get ready to slide!
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This is incredible.
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The prisoners have seized power
from the guards.
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How did this happen?
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Yesterday we were fake guards
and now we're real prisoners!
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Maybe this is part of the experiment.
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Barry's right!
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I know a few things about
F. Lance Shoeman,
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and there's no way he lost
control of the experiment.
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I've lost control of the experiment!
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And what's worse,
I lost control of my binders.
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We're in charge now.
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And we're gonna drag
this experiment out
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till the first day of school.
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But we'll miss
the prison talent show!
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Yeah.
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And all the bad food
and the cold showers
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and all that darn smoking
we have to do to look tough.
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Stan, I know Kloops meant a lot to you.
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But you have to talk about this.
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If it festers inside you'll...
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Damn, my mouth got real big!
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I can't watch you do this
anymore, Stan!
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You're pushing us away!
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Barry hungry.
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Barry hasn't eaten in almost half an hour.
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This is inhumane!
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Hey, we need some food!
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Our friend's about to die!
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This is Dr. Shoeman now!
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I need my binders to
recordthis boy's death!
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Oh, God!
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Stick with us, son.
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The binders are coming.
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Shut up in here!
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He needs food!
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We all demand food and binders!
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Oh, so everyone's standing up to me
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except four-eyes over there.
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Steve, stand with us!
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Sometimes my hearing goes away
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I can't hear what my friends say
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What are you doing?
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And one of those times is today
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Oh, we got a little Song Bird here!
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Guys, I know everyone's bummed
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we're missing the prison talent show.
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But fear not!
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I brought a little Song Bird!
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I thought I was your Song Bird!
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Why would you think that?
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Look at this pantry!
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They've got San Marzanos,
mozzarella, white truffles?
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Lunch lady been holding out on us!
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You can cook, Song Bird?
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I'm sick of all these meat Popsicles.
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Those are frozen Salisbury steaks.
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You're supposed to heat them in the oven.
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Oh, Jiro dreams of sushi over here!
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The kitchen is yours, Song Bird.
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Buona sera, signorina, buona sera
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It is time to say goodnight to Napoli
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Though it's hard for us
to whisper buona sera
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With that old moon
above the Mediterranean Sea
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Sorry we didn't save you any, Steve.
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Oh, I'm good.
I ate with Fang and the guys.
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"The guys"?
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What are they, your best friends now?
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Maybe you should go get
calf implants with them.
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What? No.
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They have great calves already.
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Look, I'm trying to get on their good side
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so I can get us all out of here.
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Is Dr. Shoeman okay?
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You got anyone waiting
for you on the outside?
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I gota sweet little lady.
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Okay, you rest up, buddy.
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There's a little pocket on
the inside for papers
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that you don't know
where they go yet.
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I'm sorry, I have a really
clear memory of you
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dying in an escalator accident.
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Doesn't sound like something I'd do.
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So, how can I help you this morning?
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It's Stan.
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Ever since Kloops died,
he won't say a word
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and he won't take that blower off.
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Yes. I see.
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Classic seven stages of blowing.
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I have an idea.
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Stan, I understand that you
don't want to talk.
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Do you mind if I have
a wordwith your blower?
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Hi.
How are you?
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Stan sad.
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He's still in there.
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I'd be bored if I weren't so hungry.
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I wonder what's taking Steve so long.
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I hope he's okay.
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Please, don't! Please!
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I can't handle it!
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You're killin' me!
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Barry, get over here.
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"The last time I went to my doctor's butt,
264
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I had to take off all my boobs."
265
00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:04,230
Please!
266
00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:06,580
These Mad Libs are too funny!
267
00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:11,240
Fresh towels!
268
00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:13,420
So you guys can shower!
269
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,900
Those are napkins!
270
00:13:14,940 --> 00:13:17,160
Yeah, for drying your ungrateful bodies.
271
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,770
What?
272
00:13:18,810 --> 00:13:21,080
We saw you laughin' it up
with your buddies.
273
00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:23,560
Yeah, it's all part of the plan.
274
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,560
They're starting to give me
more freedom.
275
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,040
Which...
276
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:30,130
I'm gonna use to find us
a way out of here.
277
00:13:30,170 --> 00:13:31,570
Well, hurry up, Steve.
278
00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:33,050
The doctor's losing it!
279
00:13:33,090 --> 00:13:34,610
Data. Data.
280
00:13:34,660 --> 00:13:36,090
Data-data-data.
281
00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:38,140
Data, data-data-data.
282
00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:40,660
I've encoded the data!
283
00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:43,270
Can't believe Snot
and those guys think
284
00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:45,230
I only look out for myself.
285
00:13:45,270 --> 00:13:47,710
I only ever think of them...
286
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:51,150
Bonesaw loves
hen of the woods mushrooms.
287
00:13:51,190 --> 00:13:53,670
Fang's olives!
288
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,420
Nooooo!
289
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:03,730
Oh, sweet, free olive!
290
00:14:03,770 --> 00:14:06,080
The drain is a way out.
291
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,120
I got to free the guys.
292
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,040
Oh, man.
293
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,220
Door's guarded.
294
00:14:13,260 --> 00:14:15,000
Well, I've done everything I could.
295
00:14:18,310 --> 00:14:20,660
Should be a straight shot
to the street.
296
00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,930
How did the olive know
which way to go?!
297
00:14:35,370 --> 00:14:37,540
Sweet sunlight!
298
00:14:39,370 --> 00:14:42,070
The sun is so loud today.
299
00:14:42,110 --> 00:14:43,770
Welcome to the pizza party, bud!
300
00:14:43,810 --> 00:14:45,680
Experiment's over!
301
00:14:45,730 --> 00:14:49,430
But Fang, Bonesaw, Nathaniel...
they're criminals!
302
00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:51,210
Pshaw.
White collar!
303
00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:54,000
Their real names are Frank,
Bernie, and Nutcutter.
304
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,130
They're being rehabilitated
by the system.
305
00:14:56,170 --> 00:14:57,960
So there was no real danger?
306
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,570
The only real part was when
you ditched your friends.
307
00:15:00,610 --> 00:15:02,180
That was real.
308
00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:03,140
Real fucked up!
309
00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:04,790
Help yourself to some pizza.
310
00:15:04,830 --> 00:15:06,490
All that's left
is the barbecue chicken.
311
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,660
It's a Southern take
on an Italian classic.
312
00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:11,140
You'll love it.
Nobody else did, but you will.
313
00:15:16,410 --> 00:15:18,370
Good experiment.
Good experiment.
314
00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:19,720
Good experiment.
315
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:21,150
Good experiment.
316
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,110
This is only three bucks!
317
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,330
You said $25!
318
00:15:24,370 --> 00:15:25,980
Minus the expenses.
319
00:15:26,030 --> 00:15:28,330
Did you like eating your pizza
off "Teen Titans" plates?
320
00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:30,050
But we need a hundred bucks
or we won't have
321
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,820
enough money for our calf implants.
322
00:15:31,860 --> 00:15:34,170
Well, the three of us
have enough money.
323
00:15:34,210 --> 00:15:36,690
What? I thought we were gonna
do this together!
324
00:15:36,730 --> 00:15:39,480
Oh, now you're interested
in doing things together.
325
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:41,830
Well, here's some money
to get you started.
326
00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:48,050
Once again, I have no idea
why I'm doing what I'm doing!
327
00:15:51,790 --> 00:15:53,710
Stan, I want to congratulate you
328
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:55,620
on the swift progress you've made,
329
00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:58,230
but now it's time to take off the blower.
330
00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:03,500
Noooot ready!
331
00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:06,850
But maybe you can grieve
for him another way.
332
00:16:06,890 --> 00:16:09,160
I'm listening.
333
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:12,940
You mentioned Kloops always
wanted to blow the central quad
334
00:16:12,990 --> 00:16:15,160
but he didn't have the security clearance.
335
00:16:15,210 --> 00:16:18,250
Stan, you have that clearance.
336
00:16:32,270 --> 00:16:35,660
It's me, the great Billy Kloops!
337
00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:39,670
Thank you for making
my dream come true, Stan.
338
00:16:39,710 --> 00:16:43,320
Now blow me to heaven, old friend!
339
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:03,390
What do you know?
I do feel better.
340
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,000
Guys, you're right.
341
00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:12,350
Leaving you behind
wasn't my finest hour.
342
00:17:12,390 --> 00:17:16,270
I know I don't deserve calves,
but we're still best friends!
343
00:17:16,310 --> 00:17:17,360
Correction.
344
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,230
Weare still best friends.
345
00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:21,450
I'm so sorry for what I did.
346
00:17:21,490 --> 00:17:23,880
You're very generous with your "sorrys"
347
00:17:23,930 --> 00:17:26,230
but selfish with everything else.
348
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:28,450
That was remarkably well put, Barry.
349
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,370
Don't patronize me.
350
00:17:30,410 --> 00:17:32,330
Oh, God, it was terrible!
351
00:17:32,370 --> 00:17:35,330
Mertz withdrew his nunchucks and
then he robbed me with 'em!
352
00:17:35,370 --> 00:17:37,160
But he left the money?
353
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,510
No, you moron!
354
00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:39,680
He took everything!
355
00:17:39,730 --> 00:17:42,290
The bush is empty!
356
00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:45,080
That money would have
beenin our calves by now
357
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:47,600
if it weren't for you, Steve.
358
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,040
You ruined our lives!
359
00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:51,430
We never want to see you again!
360
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:57,310
It's good to know I can at least
still count on you, Tosh.
361
00:17:57,350 --> 00:17:59,140
A-no!
Thank you.
362
00:17:59,180 --> 00:18:00,400
No!
Yes.
363
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,050
No! No! No!
364
00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:04,450
Now you've lost me, Tosh.
But we're cool, right?
365
00:18:07,410 --> 00:18:09,710
So that's when I realized
I had been selfish.
366
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,540
And now I need to earn $300
367
00:18:11,580 --> 00:18:12,890
for my friends' calves.
368
00:18:12,930 --> 00:18:15,070
It's not for drugs?
Usually it's for drugs.
369
00:18:15,110 --> 00:18:18,770
Well, if friendship is a dr... Aaaah!
370
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,290
Here's $4.
371
00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:22,330
You said $20.
372
00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:25,420
There's gonna be a pizza party.
373
00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:27,380
Apply it to area.
374
00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:35,090
Okay. And how soon till
it takes effec... Aaah!
375
00:18:35,130 --> 00:18:36,570
It burns! It burns!
376
00:18:36,610 --> 00:18:37,960
Dr. Slippy!
377
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,530
Your penis burning cream works!
378
00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:41,960
We gon' be rich!
379
00:18:49,060 --> 00:18:52,580
I got another hour in me if you do.
380
00:18:52,630 --> 00:18:54,190
I do.
381
00:18:57,060 --> 00:18:59,590
This is an experiment
in pain tolerance.
382
00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:02,330
The more pain you take,
the more money you make.
383
00:19:02,370 --> 00:19:05,120
Fine. But there better not be
apizza party at the end of this.
384
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,550
Oh, no, no, no, no pizza party.
385
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,420
You'll get your full
half of the money.
386
00:19:08,470 --> 00:19:10,120
Half?
We're both working.
387
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:11,340
Are you being selfish again?
388
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:13,560
No, no, I'm not.
389
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,470
Give me the shocks!
And keep 'em coming!
390
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:18,040
Oh, selfish boy wants
all the shocks...
391
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,260
Roger!
Okay, okay.
392
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:20,830
I'm shockin', I'm shockin'.
393
00:19:21,610 --> 00:19:23,260
Alright, here's the first shock...
394
00:19:23,310 --> 00:19:26,140
I've never seen the movie "Titanic."
395
00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:27,570
Just kidding, here's a real one.
396
00:19:28,570 --> 00:19:29,620
Give me another one!
397
00:19:29,660 --> 00:19:32,450
Coming right...
398
00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:41,240
I almost have enough money!
399
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,760
I'm almost there!
400
00:19:42,810 --> 00:19:44,810
Yeah, I'm almost there too.
401
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,550
Turnin' the voltage up.
402
00:19:46,590 --> 00:19:48,810
Fair warning, this one
might burn your brain.
403
00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:50,510
Might be a brain-burner.
404
00:19:50,550 --> 00:19:51,730
Whatever it takes!
405
00:19:51,770 --> 00:19:53,990
My friends need their calves!
406
00:19:56,210 --> 00:19:57,730
I said I'm ready!
407
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,260
Shock me!
408
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:01,260
How's this for a shock?
409
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,830
We're friends again!
410
00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:04,740
Steve, it's over!
411
00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:07,310
You've proved to us
you're not selfish.
412
00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:09,270
But I almost got your money.
413
00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:11,530
We don't care about
the calves anymore.
414
00:20:11,570 --> 00:20:13,530
We just want our friend back.
415
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,530
And we want him back alive.
416
00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:17,620
I don't deserve friends like you.
417
00:20:17,670 --> 00:20:18,620
No, you don't.
418
00:20:18,670 --> 00:20:20,500
But you got 'em anyways.
419
00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:22,800
Barry, why'd you put a belt
around the doctor's neck?
420
00:20:22,850 --> 00:20:23,980
That was...
421
00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:25,540
already there.
422
00:20:25,590 --> 00:20:28,630
I was conducting an experiment!
423
00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:32,990
I can't believe Dr. Kalgary
424
00:20:33,030 --> 00:20:36,210
gave us all calf implants for 50 bucks.
425
00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:39,300
And threw in butt implants for free!
426
00:20:46,650 --> 00:20:50,260
Check out the lower leg
lollipops on those big boys!
427
00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:53,530
I think I'm gonna like high school.
428
00:20:53,570 --> 00:20:55,490
It's good to be back
with my best buds.
429
00:20:55,530 --> 00:20:58,490
Nobody on the road Four-way high-five?
430
00:20:58,530 --> 00:21:00,580
Nobody on the beach
431
00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:02,540
I feel it in the air
432
00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:04,500
Have a great night!
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