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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,620 --> 00:00:04,150 Where do you think the trash goes 2 00:00:04,190 --> 00:00:05,760 when you put it down the chute? 3 00:00:05,790 --> 00:00:09,160 Maybe it goes to California. 4 00:00:09,190 --> 00:00:10,830 Thrilling news! 5 00:00:10,860 --> 00:00:13,930 I've finally built the labyrinth I've always wanted. 6 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:16,700 What's a labyrinth? It's an elaborate maze 7 00:00:16,730 --> 00:00:19,000 filled with riddles and monsters. 8 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:21,910 Monsters? You ask a lot of questions, Smith. 9 00:00:21,940 --> 00:00:23,510 Well, here's a statement. 10 00:00:23,540 --> 00:00:25,010 I'm in a good mood, too. 11 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:27,180 Tonight's family game night at my house. 12 00:00:27,210 --> 00:00:28,550 Family game night?! 13 00:00:28,580 --> 00:00:30,080 Why didn't you say so?! 14 00:00:30,110 --> 00:00:31,720 Get out of here, Smith! 15 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:35,090 Everyone, please remember, 16 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:37,220 you do not need to come into work 17 00:00:37,250 --> 00:00:40,460 if you have family game night, a tickle in your throat, 18 00:00:40,490 --> 00:00:43,390 or see any unlucky numbers on your drive in. 19 00:00:47,300 --> 00:00:49,770 [ Insects chirping ] 20 00:00:52,070 --> 00:00:54,440 Left hand -- red. 21 00:00:54,470 --> 00:00:58,710 [ Straining ] 22 00:00:58,740 --> 00:01:00,280 Whoa! 23 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:02,550 Left hand -- red? That's impossible. 24 00:01:02,580 --> 00:01:04,580 This stupid game's rigged against me. 25 00:01:04,610 --> 00:01:06,950 Whose idea was this? I bet it was yours. 26 00:01:06,980 --> 00:01:09,220 Steve, you've been coming for my throne for years. 27 00:01:09,250 --> 00:01:11,090 But never forget where you came from -- 28 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:12,590 my balls. 29 00:01:15,830 --> 00:01:17,330 Ooh! Oh, my bad. 30 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:19,160 It's right foot -- green. 31 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,330 Hey! I'm already on green. 32 00:01:21,370 --> 00:01:23,270 [ Straining ] 33 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:25,740 Stan wins! 34 00:01:25,770 --> 00:01:28,610 [ Beat boxing ] 35 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:30,410 Now, without further ado, 36 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:32,680 I will celebrate in the traditional manner. 37 00:01:32,710 --> 00:01:36,010 [ Beat boxing continues ] 38 00:01:36,050 --> 00:01:37,250 [ All sigh ] 39 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:38,750 Tuttle: Looks like another 40 00:01:38,780 --> 00:01:41,990 victorious game night for Stan! 41 00:01:42,020 --> 00:01:45,020 Why do we always let Mr. S win at game night? 42 00:01:45,050 --> 00:01:48,360 He's such a bad loser that we really have no other option. 43 00:01:48,390 --> 00:01:51,600 Believe me. It kills me to see that man happy. 44 00:01:51,630 --> 00:01:54,860 Yeah, when dad loses, he gets toxic. 45 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:58,770 [ Intro to Britney Spears' "Toxic plays ] 46 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:00,970 That's four! 47 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,010 I win! 48 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,440 I know you cheated and I know you watch me and your mom 49 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:07,110 do it, you little creepo. 50 00:02:07,140 --> 00:02:09,780 Francine, I don't love you anymore. [ Gasps ] 51 00:02:09,810 --> 00:02:12,380 And you! You're not very good at basketball. 52 00:02:12,420 --> 00:02:14,380 [ Gasps ] [ Strains ] 53 00:02:14,420 --> 00:02:16,120 [ Grunting ] 54 00:02:16,150 --> 00:02:19,190 [ Intro to Britney Spears' "Toxic" plays ] 55 00:02:19,220 --> 00:02:21,060 Joke's on him. That only fueled me 56 00:02:21,090 --> 00:02:23,960 to take my game to the next level. 57 00:02:23,990 --> 00:02:26,560 Well, I would like to win every once in a while. 58 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:28,500 And I would like my butt to smell like 59 00:02:28,530 --> 00:02:30,200 strawberries and not butthole. 60 00:02:30,230 --> 00:02:32,400 But neither is happening, Jeffy, my boy! 61 00:02:35,870 --> 00:02:37,840 Mmm! 62 00:02:37,870 --> 00:02:39,740 Mmm! 63 00:02:39,780 --> 00:02:41,850 Isn't anyone gonna ask me what I'm eating? 64 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:43,150 It's foie gras. 65 00:02:43,180 --> 00:02:44,750 I just tried it for the first time 66 00:02:44,780 --> 00:02:46,980 at Frog Ross's Foie Gras-taurant. 67 00:02:47,020 --> 00:02:49,420 Roger, you know how they make that stuff? 68 00:02:49,450 --> 00:02:51,220 It is disgusting and cruel. 69 00:02:51,260 --> 00:02:52,690 They force-feed geese 70 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:54,860 until their fattened livers are bursting. 71 00:02:54,890 --> 00:02:56,230 With flavor. 72 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:57,930 I was so full, I barely even wanted 73 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,700 to stop at Burger King afterward. 74 00:03:04,730 --> 00:03:06,100 Hey, Stan. 75 00:03:06,140 --> 00:03:07,870 Cool to see you in my alcove. 76 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:09,940 Are you trying to hide a dirty rag? 77 00:03:09,970 --> 00:03:11,580 That's why most people come in here. 78 00:03:11,610 --> 00:03:14,010 I'm trying to pick out something for tonight's game night, 79 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,350 but I've won all these. It's getting boring. 80 00:03:16,380 --> 00:03:18,750 If you really want a game that will shake things up -- 81 00:03:18,780 --> 00:03:21,850 I'm not doing sex dice with my family. 82 00:03:21,890 --> 00:03:24,020 We don't have to invite the family. 83 00:03:24,050 --> 00:03:24,950 [ Humming ] 84 00:03:24,990 --> 00:03:26,590 Aah! 85 00:03:26,620 --> 00:03:29,290 [ Sobbing ] 86 00:03:29,330 --> 00:03:31,090 Sir, is something wrong? 87 00:03:31,130 --> 00:03:33,060 You seem a little off today. 88 00:03:33,100 --> 00:03:35,270 Is this about that botched coup 89 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:37,300 where we paid the Libyan dictator's barber 90 00:03:37,330 --> 00:03:38,770 to give him an embarrassing haircut, 91 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,700 but then everybody loved the haircut 92 00:03:40,740 --> 00:03:42,470 and his power only grew stronger? 93 00:03:42,510 --> 00:03:44,370 It's my damned labyrinth. 94 00:03:44,410 --> 00:03:46,040 No one can escape it. 95 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:48,710 If no one wins, I can't congratulate them. 96 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:51,620 And I already know what I'm going to say. 97 00:03:51,650 --> 00:03:54,220 "Attaboy! You finished my labyrinth, 98 00:03:54,250 --> 00:03:55,820 and I'm proud of you!" 99 00:03:55,850 --> 00:03:59,160 Sir, I think I have the answer to your prayers. 100 00:03:59,190 --> 00:04:02,390 Maybe you didn't hear earlier today when I was in my house, 101 00:04:02,430 --> 00:04:05,060 but I'm a little bored of all the games my family owns. 102 00:04:05,090 --> 00:04:06,600 Oh, no! 103 00:04:06,630 --> 00:04:07,930 I need a challenge. 104 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,670 You know what we should do... 105 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:12,600 We should kiss. No. I should play your labyrinth. 106 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:13,940 Yes, of course. 107 00:04:13,970 --> 00:04:15,810 Now on to that kiss 108 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,940 you've been begging me for. 109 00:04:17,970 --> 00:04:19,780 [ Smooches ] 110 00:04:19,810 --> 00:04:22,280 ♪♪ 111 00:04:22,310 --> 00:04:24,850 [ Door opens ] I went to buy some foie gras, 112 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:26,180 but it was too expensive, 113 00:04:26,220 --> 00:04:28,490 so I did the next-best thing. 114 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:31,860 Meet Ross, Chandler, Joey, Monica, Rachel, 115 00:04:31,890 --> 00:04:35,260 and Phoebe, my geese! 116 00:04:35,290 --> 00:04:38,190 I grabbed them from the park to make my own foie gras. 117 00:04:38,230 --> 00:04:40,600 This is a very good idea, Roger. 118 00:04:40,630 --> 00:04:43,130 I am 100% on board. 119 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:47,170 Follow me, please. 120 00:04:48,570 --> 00:04:51,540 [ Sobbing ] 121 00:04:51,580 --> 00:04:53,610 [ Beeping ] 122 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:55,110 For this week's game night, 123 00:04:55,140 --> 00:04:57,310 I have something a little different planned. 124 00:04:57,350 --> 00:04:59,180 It already feels a little different. 125 00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:01,180 We're gonna do a labyrinth. 126 00:05:01,220 --> 00:05:03,220 [ Elevator dings ] Come on. 127 00:05:03,250 --> 00:05:06,720 Ugh! I really don't feel like doing a labyrinth tonight. 128 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:09,460 I'll do anything to get off this noisy-ass elevator. 129 00:05:09,490 --> 00:05:12,460 Dinging when the door opens, beeping on every floor. 130 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,860 We get it! You're an elevator! 131 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:16,700 I'm sure it won't take that lo-- 132 00:05:16,730 --> 00:05:17,830 Gulp. 133 00:05:17,870 --> 00:05:21,200 ♪♪ 134 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:25,740 [ Sighs ] The one time I forget my Rollerblades. 135 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:31,250 This is a strange thing the government built. 136 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:35,120 [ Door slams and locks ] 137 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:40,860 Hi! I'm Grunklebean, A.K.A. "The Cool Bean." 138 00:05:40,890 --> 00:05:43,930 Can anyone tell me what happened in the Tampa Bay Lightning game? 139 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:46,630 This lady's hilarious. 140 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:52,040 [ Humming ] Aah! 141 00:05:52,070 --> 00:05:54,270 What the hell is this place? 142 00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:56,370 Great question. I'll have my Groban 143 00:05:56,410 --> 00:05:57,870 explain everything. 144 00:05:57,910 --> 00:06:00,180 What's a Groban? Great question. 145 00:06:00,210 --> 00:06:02,780 I'll have my Groban explain everything. 146 00:06:02,810 --> 00:06:05,680 ♪♪ 147 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:08,280 ♪ Welcome to the labyrinth 148 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:11,090 ♪ In the CIA basementh 149 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:14,190 ♪ It's a maze filled with riddles ♪ 150 00:06:14,220 --> 00:06:17,260 ♪ And puzzles and challenges 151 00:06:17,290 --> 00:06:20,560 ♪ And tons of freaky-ass creatures ♪ 152 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:23,630 ♪ Ooh, ooh, yeah ♪ If you get into trouble 153 00:06:23,670 --> 00:06:26,640 ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ Bullock will rescue and bring you home-a ♪ 154 00:06:26,670 --> 00:06:29,110 ♪ Ooh ♪ But if you want to win 155 00:06:29,140 --> 00:06:31,270 ♪ You got to make it to that Toyota Tacoma ♪ 156 00:06:31,310 --> 00:06:34,380 ♪ Make it to that Toyota Tacoma ♪ 157 00:06:34,410 --> 00:06:36,710 Take it, Dr. Dubs! 158 00:06:36,750 --> 00:06:38,960 [ Rapping ] ♪ That's right, Dr. Dubs comin' straight from the streets ♪ 159 00:06:38,980 --> 00:06:41,450 ♪ In my lab, I make monsters and sick-ass beats ♪ 160 00:06:41,490 --> 00:06:44,220 ♪ Now, there's only one rule in this place I'm so proud of ♪ 161 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:47,760 ♪ You gotta make sure you don't fall in lo-ove ♪ 162 00:06:47,790 --> 00:06:50,490 Mmm. [ Slurping ] 163 00:06:50,530 --> 00:06:53,330 Enjoy the labyrinth! 164 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:54,700 [ Roars ] 165 00:06:59,470 --> 00:07:00,600 Hiya! 166 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:02,640 I'm Werb-Berg the Woober. 167 00:07:02,670 --> 00:07:04,740 This is my puzzle palace. 168 00:07:04,770 --> 00:07:08,480 To pass, you must parse my puzzling puzzle. 169 00:07:08,510 --> 00:07:10,280 Got it. Physical challenge. 170 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:15,250 Dad, I think this floor is a puzzle. 171 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:18,660 The floor? Don't you dare touch that beautiful mosaic. 172 00:07:18,690 --> 00:07:20,090 It's a puzzle. 173 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:22,130 Did I not make that clear enough? 174 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:24,460 It's not you, Wahlberg. You're fine. 175 00:07:24,490 --> 00:07:26,660 We got a whole thing going on. 176 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:29,200 Maybe we should do the puzzle? 177 00:07:29,230 --> 00:07:30,800 [ Grunts ] 178 00:07:30,830 --> 00:07:32,040 Aha! 179 00:07:32,070 --> 00:07:33,900 It's a gingerbread wall. 180 00:07:37,170 --> 00:07:38,710 This place is rigged. 181 00:07:38,740 --> 00:07:40,980 I should have expected this from a scum-sucking, 182 00:07:41,010 --> 00:07:43,210 bottom-feeding Woober. Wha?! 183 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:45,880 Oh, no! Bad-loser alert. 184 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:49,220 [ Intro to Britney Spears' "Toxic plays ] 185 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:50,350 Let's finish -- quick! 186 00:07:50,390 --> 00:07:54,690 [ All grunting ] 187 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:57,830 Huh. 188 00:08:01,030 --> 00:08:02,500 Good job, Stan! 189 00:08:02,530 --> 00:08:06,240 You bit the right rock. 190 00:08:06,270 --> 00:08:08,040 Yeah, I did. 191 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:09,440 This is my labyrinth. 192 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:12,980 No. I will not clap. 193 00:08:13,010 --> 00:08:15,650 Jesus, Jeff! Who cares? 194 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,310 It's just making a noise 195 00:08:17,350 --> 00:08:19,880 by slapping two meat sticks together. 196 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:22,520 It doesn't mean anything. 197 00:08:22,550 --> 00:08:25,020 ♪♪ 198 00:08:25,050 --> 00:08:26,320 Oh, baby! 199 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:27,760 This smells so good! 200 00:08:27,790 --> 00:08:29,260 Okay, what's the next step? 201 00:08:29,290 --> 00:08:31,160 This is all pretty sick and twisted. 202 00:08:31,190 --> 00:08:33,660 You have to force-feed the geese several times 203 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:35,160 a day with this thing. 204 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,000 It's called a gavage. 205 00:08:37,030 --> 00:08:40,240 I'm sure they like it. Look, I'll try some. 206 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,440 Mmm! This is kind of good. 207 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:46,880 Really good! I can't get enough! 208 00:08:46,910 --> 00:08:50,350 [ Gagging ] 209 00:08:50,380 --> 00:08:52,020 [ Gulping ] When I signed up to help you, Roger, 210 00:08:52,050 --> 00:08:55,380 I didn't know it would be so corny. 211 00:08:55,420 --> 00:08:57,350 [ Ting! ] Thank you. 212 00:08:57,390 --> 00:08:59,560 But that joke's in this book. 213 00:09:03,090 --> 00:09:05,600 Like my orb? Yes. 214 00:09:05,630 --> 00:09:09,070 Aaaand are you enjoying my labyrinth? 215 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:11,370 Well, the craftmanship is a little bit shoddy, 216 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:13,900 and there's more duct tape -- Shh! 217 00:09:13,940 --> 00:09:16,040 ♪ It doesn't matter what you think ♪ 218 00:09:16,070 --> 00:09:18,680 ♪ This is my labyrinth so just shut up ♪ 219 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:23,810 Hello. I am The Riddle Lord. 220 00:09:23,850 --> 00:09:25,550 Cool, man. I'm Steve. 221 00:09:25,580 --> 00:09:26,650 Let's hear that riddle. 222 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:28,550 I build up castles. 223 00:09:28,580 --> 00:09:30,220 I tear down mountains. 224 00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:31,920 I make some men blind. 225 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:34,060 I help others to see. 226 00:09:34,090 --> 00:09:35,490 What am I? 227 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:36,830 Stevie Wonder! Final answer! 228 00:09:36,860 --> 00:09:39,830 What? That makes zero sense. 229 00:09:39,860 --> 00:09:41,200 Got it. It's sand. 230 00:09:43,130 --> 00:09:45,430 Stan! You were right! 231 00:09:45,470 --> 00:09:48,470 It was Stevie Wonder. 232 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:50,840 No. Stop Cabbage Patching! 233 00:09:50,870 --> 00:09:54,010 I'm sick of letting you win everything! Letting me win? 234 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:56,090 Yeah. That's what we're doing now and have been doing 235 00:09:56,110 --> 00:09:58,480 every game night for years. 236 00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:02,020 I've been tricking you -- me, Jeff, 237 00:10:02,050 --> 00:10:05,960 the guy who's still legally not allowed to use scissors. 238 00:10:05,990 --> 00:10:09,090 My dumb ass has been fooling you, 239 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:11,860 all because you're such a bad loser. 240 00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:13,760 What? Is this true? 241 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:16,630 Well, you do get a little mean when you lose. 242 00:10:16,670 --> 00:10:17,970 Rebuttal. 243 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,640 [Bleep] you! I'm never mean, 244 00:10:19,670 --> 00:10:21,500 you [bleep] [bleep]ing gutter turds. 245 00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:23,270 You [bleep]ing [bleep] [bleep] 246 00:10:23,310 --> 00:10:25,440 Father, why do the people fight so? 247 00:10:25,470 --> 00:10:28,380 Don't judge them, my sweet Groban. 248 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:30,510 It's just human nature. [ Gasps ] 249 00:10:30,550 --> 00:10:32,650 Uh-huh. Yeah, that's right. I can talk. 250 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:35,650 You know what? I'll show you how wrong you are. 251 00:10:35,690 --> 00:10:37,520 I'm going to beat this labyrinth on my own, 252 00:10:37,550 --> 00:10:39,820 and you'll see just how great I am at games. 253 00:10:39,860 --> 00:10:42,530 It's not that you're bad at games, Stan. 254 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:44,860 It's that you're a bad loser. 255 00:10:44,890 --> 00:10:47,830 Although, you are very, very bad at games. 256 00:10:47,860 --> 00:10:50,470 You tried to eat the plastic hippos when we played 257 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:52,070 Hungry Hungry Hippos. 258 00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:53,540 Uh, tried? 259 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,600 I ate every last one. 260 00:10:57,410 --> 00:11:00,510 Actually, there's another riddle to pick the doors. 261 00:11:00,540 --> 00:11:01,910 Stan: Suck it, Riddle Lord! 262 00:11:01,950 --> 00:11:03,880 [ Gasps ] 263 00:11:03,910 --> 00:11:05,980 Cheer up. I'll hear your riddle. 264 00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:09,250 Alright. A Jew, a blonde, and a gay are stuck on a houseboat. 265 00:11:13,420 --> 00:11:15,520 Another puzzle. 266 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:17,990 Um, this isn't a puzzle, bud. 267 00:11:18,030 --> 00:11:19,430 [ Grunting ] It's just a dead end. 268 00:11:19,460 --> 00:11:21,830 Every dead end is a blocked highway, 269 00:11:21,870 --> 00:11:24,830 and every day is a winding road -- 270 00:11:24,870 --> 00:11:27,670 Sheryl Crow. 271 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:29,370 Aah! 272 00:11:31,540 --> 00:11:34,440 This bone piano is not here by accident. 273 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,580 It must be the key to opening the door. 274 00:11:36,610 --> 00:11:38,780 [ Note plays ] 275 00:11:38,820 --> 00:11:40,350 Aah! 276 00:11:40,380 --> 00:11:42,520 Geez, Louise, Hayley! 277 00:11:42,550 --> 00:11:44,890 I said open the "door," not the "floor." 278 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:46,620 [ Corny jingle plays ] 279 00:11:48,090 --> 00:11:49,530 [ All gasp ] 280 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:53,830 I didn't know labyrinths had an essay portion. 281 00:11:58,670 --> 00:12:01,070 Here you go, Professor Lasagna. 282 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:04,710 Interestingly, you all wrote lengthy defenses 283 00:12:04,740 --> 00:12:08,380 of the man in the song "Baby, It's Cold Outside," 284 00:12:08,410 --> 00:12:11,410 even though the question was about the Civil War. 285 00:12:11,450 --> 00:12:12,920 Together: C-minus. 286 00:12:12,950 --> 00:12:14,550 You may pass. 287 00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:20,820 ♪♪ 288 00:12:20,860 --> 00:12:23,590 I can't believe we got through the last three challenges 289 00:12:23,630 --> 00:12:25,330 just by flashing my cooter. 290 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:26,910 Mom, that's not how we got through those. 291 00:12:26,930 --> 00:12:28,230 We kept telling you to stop. 292 00:12:28,260 --> 00:12:29,430 Attaboy! 293 00:12:29,470 --> 00:12:30,830 You finished my labyrinth, 294 00:12:30,870 --> 00:12:32,940 and I'm proud of you! 295 00:12:32,970 --> 00:12:38,740 ♪♪ 296 00:12:38,770 --> 00:12:42,780 [ Groans ] Where are you taking me? 297 00:12:42,810 --> 00:12:45,310 I'm not leaving until I get through this labyrinth. 298 00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:46,980 You think I'm a loser. 299 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:49,290 I'm gonna stay here and prove it. 300 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:50,920 Prove that you're a loser? 301 00:12:50,950 --> 00:12:53,020 You know what I meant. Game night isn't over 302 00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:54,220 until I say it is. 303 00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:01,100 [ Cellphone chimes ] 304 00:13:01,130 --> 00:13:03,170 Uhp, got a calendar alert. 305 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,500 We're supposed to get your dad out of the labyrinth 306 00:13:05,530 --> 00:13:07,670 if he's still stuck there after a month. 307 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,170 [ Geese honking ] 308 00:13:09,210 --> 00:13:10,340 Cool sack, Rog. 309 00:13:10,370 --> 00:13:11,840 Yeah, cool sack. 310 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,180 That's my liver! 311 00:13:15,710 --> 00:13:18,680 We need to go back to the labyrinth to get Stan. 312 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:19,980 What's a labyrinth? 313 00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:21,480 Your life's dream? 314 00:13:22,590 --> 00:13:23,820 Toyota Tacoma? 315 00:13:25,150 --> 00:13:26,160 The Groban?! 316 00:13:26,190 --> 00:13:27,960 Oh, that place. 317 00:13:27,990 --> 00:13:29,790 Yeah, it got weird down there, 318 00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:32,860 so I just locked it up and kind of forgot about it. 319 00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:36,500 But if you want to go back there, knock yourself out. 320 00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:42,240 Good luck finding your friend. 321 00:13:42,270 --> 00:13:43,740 [ Elevator dings ] 322 00:13:46,780 --> 00:13:50,250 Wow. Bullock really let this place go. 323 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:57,750 ♪♪ 324 00:13:57,790 --> 00:13:59,560 [ Door slams ] 325 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:01,090 You shouldn't have come back here. 326 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:03,160 Dad?! Now wait next door 327 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,590 in the Puzzle Palace. 328 00:14:04,630 --> 00:14:06,630 As you can see, I'm trying to take a poop. 329 00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:14,870 Wow. 330 00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:16,840 It's really gone to hell down here. 331 00:14:16,870 --> 00:14:18,870 Sorry it doesn't look like the perfect people 332 00:14:18,910 --> 00:14:20,410 you follow on Instagram. 333 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:21,680 This is real life. 334 00:14:21,710 --> 00:14:23,680 What have you been doing down here? 335 00:14:23,710 --> 00:14:26,020 I tried to get out, but you guys were right. 336 00:14:26,050 --> 00:14:27,380 I suck at games. 337 00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:29,190 I'm a loser. Don't worry. 338 00:14:29,220 --> 00:14:30,520 We'll work together 339 00:14:30,550 --> 00:14:32,290 and get you out of here. Fine. 340 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:34,920 Let me just swing by my place and grab a few things. 341 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,690 Your place? 342 00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:39,030 Sorry it's so messy right now. 343 00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:41,360 Hey, Dad, why are there two pillows? 344 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:44,130 Oh, Stan, I didn't know we had company. 345 00:14:45,570 --> 00:14:50,740 Um, guys, th-- Uh, this is Herbert, my roommate. 346 00:14:50,770 --> 00:14:53,940 Herbert, this is my friend, Francine. 347 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,110 Grunklebean killed himself? 348 00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:59,820 Not sure. We've had a few plagues. 349 00:14:59,850 --> 00:15:02,790 This place was paradise before you came here. 350 00:15:02,820 --> 00:15:04,120 I moved here from Hawaii! 351 00:15:04,150 --> 00:15:05,890 Come on. Let's get through 352 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,760 this labyrinth and get you home. 353 00:15:07,790 --> 00:15:09,330 Take us with you. 354 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:10,830 I want to try a cronut 355 00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:12,830 while they're still all the rage. 356 00:15:12,860 --> 00:15:15,160 Yeah. Or maybe everyone else leaves, 357 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,900 and me and Stan stay here forever. 358 00:15:16,930 --> 00:15:18,630 Whatever. We'll figure it out. 359 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,070 Ugh. Grody. 360 00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:24,740 What the hell happened to this water? 361 00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:27,310 Oh, it's not so bad. 362 00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:29,250 [ Groans ] 363 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:32,250 These walls are weakened by the termites. 364 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,520 [ Grunts ] 365 00:15:33,550 --> 00:15:34,950 We're not termites. 366 00:15:34,980 --> 00:15:37,090 We're Flermites. 367 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,750 Shut up! Just -- Just shut up! 368 00:15:38,790 --> 00:15:40,920 I've had it up to here with Floobles and Grungles 369 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,530 and Gogurts and Snoobrals 370 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,930 and Deeples and Scoozers and Snackrats. 371 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,830 I can't take it anymore! I'm as mad as a Wuznut! 372 00:15:47,860 --> 00:15:50,700 ♪♪ 373 00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:54,970 I'm sorry. I got carried away there. 374 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,570 I-I actually like Snoobrals. 375 00:15:58,470 --> 00:16:00,940 ♪♪ 376 00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:03,110 I don't get why I'm so fat. 377 00:16:03,150 --> 00:16:06,780 My corn mix is only 1 Weight Watchers point. 378 00:16:06,820 --> 00:16:09,490 Per teaspoon? Oh, boy. 379 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:10,690 [ Camera shutter clicks ] 380 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,060 #GooseLife. 381 00:16:12,090 --> 00:16:14,490 #TakeAGanderAtMyGeese. 382 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,160 #BuildTheWall. 383 00:16:16,190 --> 00:16:18,690 Is that an Instagram? Are you crazy?! 384 00:16:18,730 --> 00:16:21,830 You've just sent out a beacon to all the geese killers out there. 385 00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:23,870 Oh, don't be silly. 386 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,630 Sully Sullenberger! 387 00:16:25,670 --> 00:16:27,840 The pilot hero of the Hudson?! 388 00:16:27,870 --> 00:16:31,670 And Frog Ross, a man who needs no introduction? 389 00:16:31,710 --> 00:16:33,740 Those geese are mine, Sully. 390 00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:36,310 I need them for my Foie Gras-taurant. 391 00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:38,350 No way, Ross-ay. 392 00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:41,750 I will be the one who kills those geese, not you. 393 00:16:41,780 --> 00:16:42,890 Sully? 394 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,250 Is this revenge 395 00:16:44,290 --> 00:16:45,920 for the geese that flew into your engine? 396 00:16:45,950 --> 00:16:48,190 No. I've always hated geese. 397 00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:50,830 I flew that plane into them on purpose. 398 00:16:50,860 --> 00:16:52,600 You see, as a child, 399 00:16:52,630 --> 00:16:55,160 both my parents died in a car accident 400 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,900 while they were on their way to see the movie "Geese," 401 00:16:57,930 --> 00:17:00,900 starring John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John. 402 00:17:02,310 --> 00:17:03,770 Wait. Don't fight. I have a solution. 403 00:17:03,810 --> 00:17:05,740 Um, Sully's dead. 404 00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:08,540 Oh. Wow. So he is. 405 00:17:08,580 --> 00:17:11,450 Now give me those geese or I'll kill all y'all! 406 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:12,780 Are you hungry? 407 00:17:12,820 --> 00:17:14,950 I'm always hungry. 408 00:17:14,980 --> 00:17:17,190 Sharpen up my knife. Chopping off my liver. 409 00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:18,420 Sizzle-sizzle, pop-pop. 410 00:17:18,450 --> 00:17:20,220 Cinnamon! 411 00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:22,190 [ Geese honking ] 412 00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:25,060 Mmm! Mmm?! [ Geese honk ] 413 00:17:25,090 --> 00:17:27,060 Huh. Wonder why that happened. 414 00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:30,270 Foie gras-sta la vista, babies. 415 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:35,370 ♪♪ 416 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,910 Alright, Professor Lasagna, what's the essay this time? 417 00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:40,280 Together: No essays. 418 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:43,110 We fight to the death! 419 00:17:43,150 --> 00:17:46,280 Yo, Lasagna, who put the Grunkle in your beans? 420 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,820 Nice, babe. You've been wanting 421 00:17:47,850 --> 00:17:49,550 to say that for years. 422 00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:50,920 [ Roars ] 423 00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:54,220 [ Riddle Lord screams ] 424 00:17:54,260 --> 00:17:56,290 Everybody, now! 425 00:17:56,330 --> 00:17:57,760 [ Roars ] 426 00:17:57,790 --> 00:17:59,330 [ All grunting ] 427 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,900 [ Gasping ] 428 00:18:03,930 --> 00:18:07,440 We defeated him through the power of knots! 429 00:18:10,370 --> 00:18:12,110 Oh, no. 430 00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:13,810 Spikes. 431 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:15,180 Don't worry. I've got the perfect 432 00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:18,650 labyrinth hack for this. 433 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,380 Luckily, this place is filled with corpses. 434 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:31,490 Ooh! Stan, I think one's still alive. 435 00:18:31,530 --> 00:18:33,700 Why do I feel embarrassed? 436 00:18:33,730 --> 00:18:35,260 Oh, dude, my bad. 437 00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,930 Ooh! 438 00:18:36,970 --> 00:18:38,200 Sorry. 439 00:18:38,230 --> 00:18:39,540 Pardon us. 440 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,940 Oh, no! 441 00:18:42,970 --> 00:18:44,870 Jeff, you got to be more careful. 442 00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:47,210 Aah! Noooooo! 443 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:50,550 [ Slo-mo ] Noooooo! 444 00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:56,820 Herbert, you saved my life. 445 00:18:56,850 --> 00:18:59,960 But I broke Dr. Weitzman's one rule. 446 00:18:59,990 --> 00:19:03,330 You did? I fell in love. 447 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,960 With who? Riddle Lord? 448 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,460 That guy's ugly! 449 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:09,900 Why couldn't you love me?! 450 00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:15,900 We made it! Whoo-hoo! We did it! 451 00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:18,310 A Nissan Frontier? 452 00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:21,810 Man, this place has gotten worse than I thought. 453 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,680 Guys, thank you. 454 00:19:23,710 --> 00:19:25,410 Living with all these awful creatures -- 455 00:19:25,450 --> 00:19:27,150 who never had my back! -- 456 00:19:27,180 --> 00:19:29,920 made me really appreciate you showing up. 457 00:19:29,950 --> 00:19:33,320 Even though I was a total dick, you never gave up on me. 458 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:36,660 Because we're not monsters in a labyrinth, Stan. 459 00:19:36,690 --> 00:19:37,930 We're a family. 460 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,260 Wow. 461 00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:40,900 I've never thought about it that way. 462 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,670 Come on. Let's go home. 463 00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:44,100 Flermite: You're not going anywhere! 464 00:19:44,130 --> 00:19:45,930 This is for killing my husband -- 465 00:19:45,970 --> 00:19:48,900 I mean flusband! 466 00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:51,240 [ All screaming ] 467 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,510 We're back at the beginning? 468 00:19:56,550 --> 00:19:58,780 Ugh! I can't believe this shit. 469 00:19:58,810 --> 00:20:00,350 Welcome to -- Ugh! 470 00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:02,350 Honey, it's gonna be okay. 471 00:20:02,390 --> 00:20:04,190 We live in this labyrinth now. 472 00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:05,520 It's not so bad down here. 473 00:20:05,550 --> 00:20:06,960 Let's get some snacks. 474 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:10,530 Snacks? This is all garbage. 475 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,830 It leads to the snacks. 476 00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:21,440 You got us out of the labyrinth! 477 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,140 Dad, this is amazing! 478 00:20:23,170 --> 00:20:25,640 [ Laughs ] No, no. We're just getting snacks. 479 00:20:25,670 --> 00:20:27,240 Now, who wants some Takis? 480 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:28,780 Dad, we're out of the labyrinth. 481 00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,950 You did it! You saved us! 482 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,420 I did? Wait! 483 00:20:32,450 --> 00:20:34,880 I did! I won! 484 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:39,050 ♪ Oh, the taste of your lips, I'm on a ride ♪ 485 00:20:39,090 --> 00:20:41,720 ♪ You're toxic, I'm slippin' under ♪ 486 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,390 ♪ With a taste of a poison paradise ♪ 487 00:20:43,430 --> 00:20:46,060 Grunklebean! You've alive! 488 00:20:46,090 --> 00:20:48,160 Of course. That's just how I sleep. 489 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:51,130 ♪ Don't you know that you're toxic? ♪ 490 00:20:51,170 --> 00:20:53,240 ♪ And I love what you do 491 00:20:53,270 --> 00:20:54,610 ♪ Don't you know that you're toxic? ♪ 492 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:55,970 Is it a problem 493 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,910 that all these monsters are getting loose? 494 00:20:57,940 --> 00:20:59,010 Probably. 495 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:02,180 [ Monsters chanting "Kill!" ] 496 00:21:02,210 --> 00:21:03,950 Bye! Have a beautiful time! 497 00:21:06,210 --> 00:21:07,980 ♪♪ 34410