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[Music] okay so what you're saying is if a guy

okay so what you're saying is if a guy

okay so what you're saying is if a guy is 30 and single he has standards but if

is 30 and single he has standards but if

is 30 and single he has standards but if a woman is 30 and single she has issues

a woman is 30 and single she has issues

a woman is 30 and single she has issues no that's not what I'm saying what I'm

no that's not what I'm saying what I'm

no that's not what I'm saying what I'm saying is that all women in their 30s

saying is that all women in their 30s

saying is that all women in their 30s have issues single or not hey hey hey

have issues single or not hey hey hey

have issues single or not hey hey hey look at Alice back from vacation hey

look at Alice back from vacation hey

look at Alice back from vacation hey leave me out of this no no Alice is

leave me out of this no no Alice is

leave me out of this no no Alice is married she's just as screwed up as you

married she's just as screwed up as you

married she's just as screwed up as you are I take offense to that and and

are I take offense to that and and

are I take offense to that and and marriage is hard okay the responsibility

marriage is hard okay the responsibility

marriage is hard okay the responsibility the monotony lack of sex no comment

the monotony lack of sex no comment

the monotony lack of sex no comment pathetic what my bank account like

pathetic what my bank account like

pathetic what my bank account like joined the club you still owe me 2 weeks

joined the club you still owe me 2 weeks

joined the club you still owe me 2 weeks worth of paychecks dude we've got to

worth of paychecks dude we've got to

worth of paychecks dude we've got to figure out a way to get butts on these

figure out a way to get butts on these

figure out a way to get butts on these bar stools my own daughter rated her

bar stools my own daughter rated her

bar stools my own daughter rated her savings to cover our rent otherwise we'd

savings to cover our rent otherwise we'd

savings to cover our rent otherwise we'd both be out of a

both be out of a

both be out of a job Lux she even sold the bong lamp the

job Lux she even sold the bong lamp the

job Lux she even sold the bong lamp the bong lamp the bong lamp that you gave

bong lamp the bong lamp that you gave

bong lamp the bong lamp that you gave her she L the bong lamp I love that bong

her she L the bong lamp I love that bong

her she L the bong lamp I love that bong lamp that was a great bong lamp stop

lamp that was a great bong lamp stop

lamp that was a great bong lamp stop saying bong lamp the bong lab it's gone

saying bong lamp the bong lab it's gone

saying bong lamp the bong lab it's gone I was thinking what if we got one of

I was thinking what if we got one of

I was thinking what if we got one of those

those

those Bulls sorry what like they've got the

Bulls sorry what like they've got the

Bulls sorry what like they've got the western bars they try to throw you you

western bars they try to throw you you

western bars they try to throw you you try to stay on big crowd pleaser yeah in

try to stay on big crowd pleaser yeah in

try to stay on big crowd pleaser yeah in Amarillo let's let's just say that you

Amarillo let's let's just say that you

Amarillo let's let's just say that you single people you don't know how easy

single people you don't know how easy

single people you don't know how easy you have it oh come on you got to be

you have it oh come on you got to be

you have it oh come on you got to be kidding me Kate has it easy well she

kidding me Kate has it easy well she

kidding me Kate has it easy well she dates so often she hasn't paid for own

dates so often she hasn't paid for own

dates so often she hasn't paid for own dinner since the late '90s oh my God

dinner since the late '90s oh my God

dinner since the late '90s oh my God you're just bitter because you're buying

you're just bitter because you're buying

you're just bitter because you're buying too many dinners and not enough

too many dinners and not enough

too many dinners and not enough breakfast please and come on you know it

breakfast please and come on you know it

breakfast please and come on you know it dating it is the worst the small talk

dating it is the worst the small talk

dating it is the worst the small talk the body

the body

the body parts the small body parts you don't

parts the small body parts you don't

parts the small body parts you don't want to talk about whoa what is this

want to talk about whoa what is this

want to talk about whoa what is this site was was math using my computer oh

site was was math using my computer oh

site was was math using my computer oh please tell me it's not his weirdo litn

please tell me it's not his weirdo litn

please tell me it's not his weirdo litn remember that one hot girls for deep

remember that one hot girls for deep

remember that one hot girls for deep Dickens no it's not porn it's Kate it's

Dickens no it's not porn it's Kate it's

Dickens no it's not porn it's Kate it's like her

like her

like her homepage and a high school Crush lives

homepage and a high school Crush lives

homepage and a high school Crush lives on we've got to get that guy laid what

on we've got to get that guy laid what

on we've got to get that guy laid what in the hell is an atford Garrett doing

in the hell is an atford Garrett doing

in the hell is an atford Garrett doing on her webs s across the street G yes

on her webs s across the street G yes

on her webs s across the street G yes drink a date with Kate and Ryan

drink a date with Kate and Ryan

drink a date with Kate and Ryan sponsored by K 10000 Kate and Ryan Kate

sponsored by K 10000 Kate and Ryan Kate

sponsored by K 10000 Kate and Ryan Kate and Ryan what so so why would they go to

and Ryan what so so why would they go to

and Ryan what so so why would they go to a place across the street when they know

a place across the street when they know

a place across the street when they know that my place is right here so that guy

that my place is right here so that guy

that my place is right here so that guy gets to rake it in a drink a date K1

gets to rake it in a drink a date K1

gets to rake it in a drink a date K1 100's drink a date tomorrow night is

100's drink a date tomorrow night is

100's drink a date tomorrow night is going to rock imagine combining speed

going to rock imagine combining speed

going to rock imagine combining speed dating and speed drinking hosted by us

dating and speed drinking hosted by us

dating and speed drinking hosted by us yes we will be providing the beer

yes we will be providing the beer

yes we will be providing the beer goggles and the beer

really can't believe your parents just

really can't believe your parents just

really can't believe your parents just let you bum around San Francisco all

let you bum around San Francisco all

let you bum around San Francisco all summer M were making me take an SAT prep

summer M were making me take an SAT prep

summer M were making me take an SAT prep course yeah what a waste your score go

course yeah what a waste your score go

course yeah what a waste your score go down like 10

down like 10

down like 10 points so is that where you met Jerry

points so is that where you met Jerry

points so is that where you met Jerry Garcia and got his bong lamp uh yeah you

Garcia and got his bong lamp uh yeah you

Garcia and got his bong lamp uh yeah you mean my bong lamp soon to be Jones's

mean my bong lamp soon to be Jones's

mean my bong lamp soon to be Jones's he's going to flip when I give it to him

he's going to flip when I give it to him

he's going to flip when I give it to him for his birthday you better hope your

for his birthday you better hope your

for his birthday you better hope your parents don't find it or you'll be

parents don't find it or you'll be

parents don't find it or you'll be grounded for life that's why it's in my

grounded for life that's why it's in my

grounded for life that's why it's in my locker okay people party's over put away

locker okay people party's over put away

locker okay people party's over put away your phones take out your books hey do

your phones take out your books hey do

your phones take out your books hey do you want to hang out tomorrow uh sure

you want to hang out tomorrow uh sure

you want to hang out tomorrow uh sure you can sleep over if you want wait I

you can sleep over if you want wait I

you can sleep over if you want wait I thought I was sleeping over well you

thought I was sleeping over well you

thought I was sleeping over well you always spend the night it's Lex's turn

always spend the night it's Lex's turn

always spend the night it's Lex's turn if you want I'll pick you up on the way

if you want I'll pick you up on the way

if you want I'll pick you up on the way to school and you can leave your stuff

to school and you can leave your stuff

to school and you can leave your stuff in my car okay girls I assume you're

in my car okay girls I assume you're

in my car okay girls I assume you're discussing The Grapes of Wrath we'd all

discussing The Grapes of Wrath we'd all

discussing The Grapes of Wrath we'd all like to hear your thoughts

like to hear your thoughts

like to hear your thoughts Bowski report to principal Dugan's

Bowski report to principal Dugan's

Bowski report to principal Dugan's office Browski to the principal's

office Browski to the principal's

office Browski to the principal's office hey what's going on Lex is social

office hey what's going on Lex is social

office hey what's going on Lex is social worker she sent over her file medical

worker she sent over her file medical

worker she sent over her file medical history chickenpox strep throat

history chickenpox strep throat

history chickenpox strep throat ventricular septal defect try English a

ventricular septal defect try English a

ventricular septal defect try English a lux she had a hole in the heart she had

lux she had a hole in the heart she had

lux she had a hole in the heart she had all the surgeries when she was little

all the surgeries when she was little

all the surgeries when she was little that's why she never got adopted oh look

that's why she never got adopted oh look

that's why she never got adopted oh look she had braces you know I had braces too

she had braces you know I had braces too

she had braces you know I had braces too h it's a great story you should save it

h it's a great story you should save it

h it's a great story you should save it for

for

for air oh look a hand

air oh look a hand

air oh look a hand [Music]

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[Music] wreath oh my God look it's a letter to

wreath oh my God look it's a letter to

wreath oh my God look it's a letter to Santa December 24th 2001 that makes a

Santa December 24th 2001 that makes a

Santa December 24th 2001 that makes a what

8 Dear Santa I want one thing for

8 Dear Santa I want one thing for

8 Dear Santa I want one thing for Christmas this year I asked for it last

Christmas this year I asked for it last

Christmas this year I asked for it last year and the year before have you not

year and the year before have you not

year and the year before have you not gotten my letters I

gotten my letters I

gotten my letters I want I want one mom and one Dad my mom

want I want one mom and one Dad my mom

want I want one mom and one Dad my mom should be pretty funny smart and

should be pretty funny smart and

should be pretty funny smart and cook well three out of four ain't bad oh

cook well three out of four ain't bad oh

cook well three out of four ain't bad oh I like to cook oh right you just suck at

I like to cook oh right you just suck at

I like to cook oh right you just suck at it my dad would be nice and have an

it my dad would be nice and have an

it my dad would be nice and have an important

important

important job and lots of money he could be famous

job and lots of money he could be famous

job and lots of money he could be famous and he could buy a big house

and he could buy a big house

and he could buy a big house with a dog in my own

with a dog in my own

with a dog in my own bed he would take me to Disney World

bed he would take me to Disney World

bed he would take me to Disney World that's the second thing I want for

that's the second thing I want for

that's the second thing I want for Christmas maybe she could be famous too

Christmas maybe she could be famous too

Christmas maybe she could be famous too like a news reporter or movie star and a

like a news reporter or movie star and a

like a news reporter or movie star and a radio DJ that is close it's closer than

radio DJ that is close it's closer than

radio DJ that is close it's closer than close I mean if this is the perfect Mom

close I mean if this is the perfect Mom

close I mean if this is the perfect Mom that she has always dreamed

that she has always dreamed

that she has always dreamed about

about

about then I am a complete loser loser a bit

then I am a complete loser loser a bit

then I am a complete loser loser a bit strong let's just say this room for

strong let's just say this room for

strong let's just say this room for improvement this guy she's describing

improvement this guy she's describing

improvement this guy she's describing that's not me what's Kate's dude's name

that's not me what's Kate's dude's name

that's not me what's Kate's dude's name Ryan why no reason why because he's some

Ryan why no reason why because he's some

Ryan why no reason why because he's some famous radio host and I'm the owner of a

famous radio host and I'm the owner of a

famous radio host and I'm the owner of a crappy dive bar that's about to go under

crappy dive bar that's about to go under

crappy dive bar that's about to go under he can afford to take Lux to Disney

he can afford to take Lux to Disney

he can afford to take Lux to Disney World I can't even afford to take her to

World I can't even afford to take her to

World I can't even afford to take her to a Disney movie you could take her if she

a Disney movie you could take her if she

a Disney movie you could take her if she pays I'm guessing her perfect dad

pays I'm guessing her perfect dad

pays I'm guessing her perfect dad doesn't owe her three grand I got to

doesn't owe her three grand I got to

doesn't owe her three grand I got to figure out how to get the money and pay

figure out how to get the money and pay

figure out how to get the money and pay her back loves Cy to the principal's

her back loves Cy to the principal's

her back loves Cy to the principal's office thank you for coming in Mr

office thank you for coming in Mr

office thank you for coming in Mr pikovski Mrs pikovski hopefully next

pikovski Mrs pikovski hopefully next

pikovski Mrs pikovski hopefully next time I see you it'll be under better

time I see you it'll be under better

time I see you it'll be under better circumstances come in Lux sorry well I

circumstances come in Lux sorry well I

circumstances come in Lux sorry well I just what

Lux so when you enrolled at Westmont

Lux so when you enrolled at Westmont

Lux so when you enrolled at Westmont last week you signed the school's

last week you signed the school's

last week you signed the school's anti-drug policy

anti-drug policy

anti-drug policy right yeah you know the severity of

right yeah you know the severity of

right yeah you know the severity of being caught with or selling drugs or

being caught with or selling drugs or

being caught with or selling drugs or drug

paraphernalia yeah

paraphernalia yeah

paraphernalia yeah [Music]

why bent or broken is the family

why bent or broken is the family

why bent or broken is the family tree each Bridge a part of a part of me

tree each Bridge a part of a part of me

tree each Bridge a part of a part of me this is my tree and it's a beautiful

this is my tree and it's a beautiful

this is my tree and it's a beautiful [Music]

tree this is drink a day Kate it's not

tree this is drink a day Kate it's not

tree this is drink a day Kate it's not dinner the White House I know but I want

dinner the White House I know but I want

dinner the White House I know but I want to look good okay so what do you what do

to look good okay so what do you what do

to look good okay so what do you what do you think of this one

you think of this one

you think of this one well easy access I think I love it be

well easy access I think I love it be

well easy access I think I love it be careful please someone could see us

careful please someone could see us

careful please someone could see us there like one person come

there like one person come

there like one person come come oh my God you're Ryan Ryan Thomas

come oh my God you're Ryan Ryan Thomas

come oh my God you're Ryan Ryan Thomas from K100 right yeah sure am all right

from K100 right yeah sure am all right

from K100 right yeah sure am all right so what do you think I have a better

so what do you think I have a better

so what do you think I have a better chance of pulling off these these

chance of pulling off these these

chance of pulling off these these high-waisted jeans or like a zip up

high-waisted jeans or like a zip up

high-waisted jeans or like a zip up jumper and you're Kate oh my God Kate

jumper and you're Kate oh my God Kate

jumper and you're Kate oh my God Kate Cassidy I wish you guys would wake up

Cassidy I wish you guys would wake up

Cassidy I wish you guys would wake up and realize you're perfect for each

and realize you're perfect for each

and realize you're perfect for each other I love you guys all of your banter

other I love you guys all of your banter

other I love you guys all of your banter and sexual tension not sexual it's just

and sexual tension not sexual it's just

and sexual tension not sexual it's just tension

yeah yeah we seriously cannot get cocked

yeah yeah we seriously cannot get cocked

yeah yeah we seriously cannot get cocked cuz if she sees us we're

cuz if she sees us we're

cuz if she sees us we're screwed now that is why the door is

screwed now that is why the door is

screwed now that is why the door is locked we're

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[Music] good oh my

good oh my

good oh my [Music]

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[Music] God

God

God SP just one second all right listen I

SP just one second all right listen I

SP just one second all right listen I really can't talk right now I'm just I'm

really can't talk right now I'm just I'm

really can't talk right now I'm just I'm in the middle of something

in the middle of something

in the middle of something okay

okay

okay what our daughter was suspended for

what our daughter was suspended for

what our daughter was suspended for selling drug parelia at school it's not

selling drug parelia at school it's not

selling drug parelia at school it's not like you can actually smoke out of

it just

saying I don't get

saying I don't get

saying I don't get it why would you even sell that stupid

it why would you even sell that stupid

it why would you even sell that stupid thing to Brin in the first place I

thing to Brin in the first place I

thing to Brin in the first place I needed the money for what for drugs

needed the money for what for drugs

needed the money for what for drugs jeez no it was not for drugs she sold it

jeez no it was not for drugs she sold it

jeez no it was not for drugs she sold it for Me Kate okay she emptied her savings

for Me Kate okay she emptied her savings

for Me Kate okay she emptied her savings account to make my rent and when it

account to make my rent and when it

account to make my rent and when it still wasn't

still wasn't

still wasn't enough she sold the bong lamp

too you paid the

too you paid the

too you paid the rent on the bar his bar that that's how

rent on the bar his bar that that's how

rent on the bar his bar that that's how you ended up keeping it yeah I didn't

you ended up keeping it yeah I didn't

you ended up keeping it yeah I didn't know she was doing it and I am going to

know she was doing it and I am going to

know she was doing it and I am going to pay her back every penny Joy l thanks

pay her back every penny Joy l thanks

pay her back every penny Joy l thanks kiddo I cannot believe this it's 5 days

kiddo I cannot believe this it's 5 days

kiddo I cannot believe this it's 5 days no big

deal oh hey Kate what if math and I

deal oh hey Kate what if math and I

deal oh hey Kate what if math and I homeschool I mean would that would that

homeschool I mean would that would that

homeschool I mean would that would that make you happy you realize that this is

make you happy you realize that this is

make you happy you realize that this is like the opposite of funny right yeah I

like the opposite of funny right yeah I

like the opposite of funny right yeah I don't I don't think he

don't I don't think he

don't I don't think he does you're suspended this is going to

does you're suspended this is going to

does you're suspended this is going to be on your permanent record it could

be on your permanent record it could

be on your permanent record it could affect the way that your teachers

affect the way that your teachers

affect the way that your teachers perceive you what college you get into

perceive you what college you get into

perceive you what college you get into ah nobody gives a crap about your high

ah nobody gives a crap about your high

ah nobody gives a crap about your high school it's not going to affect your

school it's not going to affect your

school it's not going to affect your life says the bartender you know what I

life says the bartender you know what I

life says the bartender you know what I will handle it I will go down to the

will handle it I will go down to the

will handle it I will go down to the school and I will fix the situation

school and I will fix the situation

school and I will fix the situation principal Dugan's still there she loved

principal Dugan's still there she loved

principal Dugan's still there she loved me I loved Nate

me I loved Nate

me I loved Nate basil not the best student oh that's for

basil not the best student oh that's for

basil not the best student oh that's for sure great athlete and an all round

sure great athlete and an all round

sure great athlete and an all round great guy yeah he's great anyway all the

great guy yeah he's great anyway all the

great guy yeah he's great anyway all the girls loved him all the guys wanted to

girls loved him all the guys wanted to

girls loved him all the guys wanted to be him yeah he is he's really terrific

be him yeah he is he's really terrific

be him yeah he is he's really terrific until he have a kid with him

until he have a kid with him

until he have a kid with him okay look principal Dugan here's the

okay look principal Dugan here's the

okay look principal Dugan here's the thing I gave Lux up at Birth and Nate

thing I gave Lux up at Birth and Nate

thing I gave Lux up at Birth and Nate and I we just now got her back into our

and I we just now got her back into our

and I we just now got her back into our lives I know that what she did it was

lives I know that what she did it was

lives I know that what she did it was not right but I guarantee that if you

not right but I guarantee that if you

not right but I guarantee that if you drop the suspension it will not happen

drop the suspension it will not happen

drop the suspension it will not happen again look Kate your daughter sold drug

again look Kate your daughter sold drug

again look Kate your daughter sold drug paraphernalia to another student have

paraphernalia to another student have

paraphernalia to another student have you excuse me oh I know I know and it

you excuse me oh I know I know and it

you excuse me oh I know I know and it wasn't right but she was doing it to

wasn't right but she was doing it to

wasn't right but she was doing it to help someone out baz in fact she used

help someone out baz in fact she used

help someone out baz in fact she used the money to pay the rent on his

the money to pay the rent on his

the money to pay the rent on his bar I brought you her social workers

bar I brought you her social workers

bar I brought you her social workers file you can see for yourself that she's

file you can see for yourself that she's

file you can see for yourself that she's a good kid she's just had a really rough

a good kid she's just had a really rough

a good kid she's just had a really rough time she has been in and out of foster

time she has been in and out of foster

time she has been in and out of foster care group homes her whole

care group homes her whole

care group homes her whole life she's finally getting a fresh start

life she's finally getting a fresh start

life she's finally getting a fresh start at a new school making

at a new school making

at a new school making friends and the suspension now it could

friends and the suspension now it could

friends and the suspension now it could just set her back months years

even I understand and I will think about

even I understand and I will think about

even I understand and I will think about it excuse me okay well can you just

it excuse me okay well can you just

it excuse me okay well can you just please um take the file with you you can

please um take the file with you you can

please um take the file with you you can make a copy

make a copy

make a copy please just read

please just read

please just read it Mary make a copy of Lux Cassidy's

it Mary make a copy of Lux Cassidy's

it Mary make a copy of Lux Cassidy's file and give the original back to her

file and give the original back to her

file and give the original back to her mom yeah

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[Music] sure Kate did it it oh yes Lux is

sure Kate did it it oh yes Lux is

sure Kate did it it oh yes Lux is unsuspended so she's super mom and I am

unsuspended so she's super mom and I am

unsuspended so she's super mom and I am a chronic screw-up that's how this is

a chronic screw-up that's how this is

a chronic screw-up that's how this is rolling out any luck on your Craigslist

rolling out any luck on your Craigslist

rolling out any luck on your Craigslist ad not one bite and it's a really great

ad not one bite and it's a really great

ad not one bite and it's a really great ad check it

ad check it

ad check it out sort of like a New York Loft but not

out sort of like a New York Loft but not

out sort of like a New York Loft but not hold your next event here what no it's

hold your next event here what no it's

hold your next event here what no it's good well I'm trying let me uh work on

good well I'm trying let me uh work on

good well I'm trying let me uh work on it no no no okay look I'll I'll I'll do

it no no no okay look I'll I'll I'll do

it no no no okay look I'll I'll I'll do it math has a tendency to get a little

it math has a tendency to get a little

it math has a tendency to get a little lost on the web what's that supposed to

lost on the web what's that supposed to

lost on the web what's that supposed to mean I don't know he doesn't get lost

mean I don't know he doesn't get lost

mean I don't know he doesn't get lost it's just that all roads lead to

it's just that all roads lead to

it's just that all roads lead to Cate hey did you see

Cate hey did you see

Cate hey did you see this I mean there's like a line halfway

this I mean there's like a line halfway

this I mean there's like a line halfway down the block it's always halfway down

down the block it's always halfway down

down the block it's always halfway down the block meanwhile we've got more guys

the block meanwhile we've got more guys

the block meanwhile we've got more guys behind the bar than we do in the bar I I

behind the bar than we do in the bar I I

behind the bar than we do in the bar I I can't believe that that bar is hosting

can't believe that that bar is hosting

can't believe that that bar is hosting Kate's dumb event like they need the

Kate's dumb event like they need the

Kate's dumb event like they need the money hey how much do you think an event

money hey how much do you think an event

money hey how much do you think an event like this is going to rake in tomorrow

like this is going to rake in tomorrow

like this is going to rake in tomorrow like four 5K enough to pay Lux back

like four 5K enough to pay Lux back

like four 5K enough to pay Lux back that's for sure seriously it's bad

that's for sure seriously it's bad

that's for sure seriously it's bad enough I have to be linked to K for all

enough I have to be linked to K for all

enough I have to be linked to K for all eternity shouldn't I get something out

eternity shouldn't I get something out

eternity shouldn't I get something out of it dude why don't you just quit your

of it dude why don't you just quit your

of it dude why don't you just quit your bitching and ask her okay tell her

bitching and ask her okay tell her

bitching and ask her okay tell her you're going to host her next event

you're going to host her next event

you're going to host her next event you're not going to take no for

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answer you sure Al is asleep mhm I'm

answer you sure Al is asleep mhm I'm

answer you sure Al is asleep mhm I'm positive yeah mhm that's good because

positive yeah mhm that's good because

positive yeah mhm that's good because those um those those mom

those um those those mom

those um those those mom jeans they kind of Turn Me On they are

jeans they kind of Turn Me On they are

jeans they kind of Turn Me On they are not mom jeans they are

not mom jeans they are

not mom jeans they are high-waisted I don't know to tell you

what oh my

what oh my

what oh my God

God

God [Music]

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[Music] again what hey Kate it's baz I'm sorry

again what hey Kate it's baz I'm sorry

again what hey Kate it's baz I'm sorry to call you so late I can't really talk

to call you so late I can't really talk

to call you so late I can't really talk right now but I was wondering what what

right now but I was wondering what what

right now but I was wondering what what is the possibility of having an event

is the possibility of having an event

is the possibility of having an event for your station you know at my bar yeah

for your station you know at my bar yeah

for your station you know at my bar yeah no no why not well first because I'm the

no no why not well first because I'm the

no no why not well first because I'm the talent okay location scouting Dive Bar

talent okay location scouting Dive Bar

talent okay location scouting Dive Bar events it isn't exactly in my job

events it isn't exactly in my job

events it isn't exactly in my job description oh but being a snot is what

description oh but being a snot is what

description oh but being a snot is what does he want look you just said it

does he want look you just said it

does he want look you just said it yourself you were the talent hook me up

yourself you were the talent hook me up

yourself you were the talent hook me up oh my God Bas hook yourself up I mean

oh my God Bas hook yourself up I mean

oh my God Bas hook yourself up I mean you're the one that everyone loves right

you're the one that everyone loves right

you're the one that everyone loves right teenagers principles everybody but you

teenagers principles everybody but you

teenagers principles everybody but you apparently you know what you don't need

apparently you know what you don't need

apparently you know what you don't need my help you want something help

yourself God I hate her I hate her dude

yourself God I hate her I hate her dude

yourself God I hate her I hate her dude dude look look look I need to get paid

dude look look look I need to get paid

dude look look look I need to get paid okay and if Kate won't get us a new

okay and if Kate won't get us a new

okay and if Kate won't get us a new event I say we take that

event I say we take that

event I say we take that [Music]

one those

one those

one those girls they do look awfully

girls they do look awfully

girls they do look awfully young ser

young ser

young ser [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] coming okay so we been getting a lot of

coming okay so we been getting a lot of

coming okay so we been getting a lot of calls this morning about tonight's drink

calls this morning about tonight's drink

calls this morning about tonight's drink a date event yes and despite what it

a date event yes and despite what it

a date event yes and despite what it sounds like you don't actually drink

sounds like you don't actually drink

sounds like you don't actually drink your day people unless you're Kate on a

your day people unless you're Kate on a

your day people unless you're Kate on a Friday sitting on her couch spooning a

Friday sitting on her couch spooning a

Friday sitting on her couch spooning a bottle of s

bottle of s

bottle of s [Music]

BL okay um what is he doing here why why

BL okay um what is he doing here why why

BL okay um what is he doing here why why are you talking who that guy uh yeah he

are you talking who that guy uh yeah he

are you talking who that guy uh yeah he just came through for us Big Time some

just came through for us Big Time some

just came through for us Big Time some Anonymous caller they tipped off the

Anonymous caller they tipped off the

Anonymous caller they tipped off the police our drinking date venue it was

police our drinking date venue it was

police our drinking date venue it was raided and shut down last night for

raided and shut down last night for

raided and shut down last night for serving miners how great is this his bar

serving miners how great is this his bar

serving miners how great is this his bar it's right across the street from

it's right across the street from

it's right across the street from Garretts we just we move the posters

Garretts we just we move the posters

Garretts we just we move the posters around we're back in business okay so um

around we're back in business okay so um

around we're back in business okay so um FYI F

FYI F

FYI F [Music]

Bas

Bas

Bas hey you turned them in didn't

hey you turned them in didn't

hey you turned them in didn't you uh who Garretts for serving miners

you uh who Garretts for serving miners

you uh who Garretts for serving miners you're the anonymous caller oh I'm sorry

you're the anonymous caller oh I'm sorry

you're the anonymous caller oh I'm sorry you probably don't know what Anonymous

you probably don't know what Anonymous

you probably don't know what Anonymous means okay fine I called the police so

means okay fine I called the police so

means okay fine I called the police so what as an upstanding citizen of the

what as an upstanding citizen of the

what as an upstanding citizen of the city of Portland I couldn't just ignore

city of Portland I couldn't just ignore

city of Portland I couldn't just ignore it

it

it I can't believe you hey just helping

[Music]

myself hey have you seen Bren no but

myself hey have you seen Bren no but

myself hey have you seen Bren no but Merry Christmas

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

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[Music] L Hi

L Hi

L Hi friend I was waiting for you this

friend I was waiting for you this

friend I was waiting for you this morning I I have my stuff for tonight so

morning I I have my stuff for tonight so

morning I I have my stuff for tonight so boarding school San Francisco Jerry

boarding school San Francisco Jerry

boarding school San Francisco Jerry Garcia I don't get it you just made all

Garcia I don't get it you just made all

Garcia I don't get it you just made all that up for no reason told you she was a

that up for no reason told you she was a

that up for no reason told you she was a head case like her mom she was down here

head case like her mom she was down here

head case like her mom she was down here yesterday in case you missed it I guess

yesterday in case you missed it I guess

yesterday in case you missed it I guess she thought she could use your file and

she thought she could use your file and

she thought she could use your file and pathetic pass to get you off the hook

pathetic pass to get you off the hook

pathetic pass to get you off the hook wait so Kate brought this stuff down

wait so Kate brought this stuff down

wait so Kate brought this stuff down here and you copied

here and you copied

here and you copied it

it

it friend I can explain what lying to my

friend I can explain what lying to my

friend I can explain what lying to my face when I was just trying to be your

face when I was just trying to be your

face when I was just trying to be your friend I mean that wasn't even Jerry

friend I mean that wasn't even Jerry

friend I mean that wasn't even Jerry Garcia's bong we Googled him he's dead

[Music]

hey you check the deliveries right three

hey you check the deliveries right three

hey you check the deliveries right three times I pushed the premium Liquors I

times I pushed the premium Liquors I

times I pushed the premium Liquors I have got to rake it in tonight all right

have got to rake it in tonight all right

have got to rake it in tonight all right I get

it hey kiddo what are you doing here I

it hey kiddo what are you doing here I

it hey kiddo what are you doing here I thought you were uh spining the night at

thought you were uh spining the night at

thought you were uh spining the night at BRS so did I I also thought I could

BRS so did I I also thought I could

BRS so did I I also thought I could trust Kate guess not so wait what's

trust Kate guess not so wait what's

trust Kate guess not so wait what's happening change of plans I'm spining

happening change of plans I'm spining

happening change of plans I'm spining the night

the night

the night [Music]

[Music]

permanently thank

permanently thank

permanently thank you this is awesome I know drinks are

you this is awesome I know drinks are

you this is awesome I know drinks are flying no no no no every single girl

flying no no no no every single girl

flying no no no no every single girl here is looking to get laid we got to

here is looking to get laid we got to

here is looking to get laid we got to get math down

get math down

get math down uh wow you you really pulled us off ah

uh wow you you really pulled us off ah

uh wow you you really pulled us off ah thank you vot of

thank you vot of

thank you vot of confidence hi um so do you know if if

confidence hi um so do you know if if

confidence hi um so do you know if if Lux got to brin's okay cuz I keep trying

Lux got to brin's okay cuz I keep trying

Lux got to brin's okay cuz I keep trying her cell phone but she's not answering

her cell phone but she's not answering

her cell phone but she's not answering uh she never went she's um she's

uh she never went she's um she's

uh she never went she's um she's upstairs wait what why what's she doing

upstairs wait what why what's she doing

upstairs wait what why what's she doing last time I checked avoiding you and not

last time I checked avoiding you and not

last time I checked avoiding you and not talking hey come on we need you on stage

talking hey come on we need you on stage

talking hey come on we need you on stage let's get this thing going okay one

let's get this thing going okay one

let's get this thing going okay one second why what did I do or

second why what did I do or

second why what did I do or alternatively now come

alternatively now come

alternatively now come on hello

Portland thanks for coming out my

Portland thanks for coming out my

Portland thanks for coming out my co-host Kate is around here somewhere

co-host Kate is around here somewhere

co-host Kate is around here somewhere unless of course she already started

unless of course she already started

unless of course she already started drinking hey you guys remember last

drinking hey you guys remember last

drinking hey you guys remember last year's drink a date we almost had to

year's drink a date we almost had to

year's drink a date we almost had to rename it drunk as

rename it drunk as

rename it drunk as Kate yeah this year we are offering a

Kate yeah this year we are offering a

Kate yeah this year we are offering a date with Kate at the end of the night

date with Kate at the end of the night

date with Kate at the end of the night we draw a name out of the top hat and

we draw a name out of the top hat and

we draw a name out of the top hat and one lucky guy will win a date with Kate

one lucky guy will win a date with Kate

one lucky guy will win a date with Kate of course who knows where that could

of course who knows where that could

of course who knows where that could lead except maybe I don't know Coupes

lead except maybe I don't know Coupes

lead except maybe I don't know Coupes therapy and for all you single ladies

therapy and for all you single ladies

therapy and for all you single ladies out

out

out there you guys can also win a DAT with

there you guys can also win a DAT with

there you guys can also win a DAT with Ryan but I use the term win Loosely now

Ryan but I use the term win Loosely now

Ryan but I use the term win Loosely now come on let's get the party started

come on let's get the party started

come on let's get the party started shall we and the drink's flowing so okay

shall we and the drink's flowing so okay

shall we and the drink's flowing so okay here's the drill people everybody get a

here's the drill people everybody get a

here's the drill people everybody get a drink find a person if you like them

drink find a person if you like them

drink find a person if you like them nurse your drink and if you don't like

nurse your drink and if you don't like

nurse your drink and if you don't like them just down it come on up to the

them just down it come on up to the

them just down it come on up to the stage we will set you up with someone

stage we will set you up with someone

stage we will set you up with someone else people get a lot better looking as

else people get a lot better looking as

else people get a lot better looking as the night goes on is that how Alice her

the night goes on is that how Alice her

the night goes on is that how Alice her husbands I think it is

husbands I think it is

husbands I think it is yeah hey so we got a couple of great

yeah hey so we got a couple of great

yeah hey so we got a couple of great guys behind the bar baz and Jamie they

guys behind the bar baz and Jamie they

guys behind the bar baz and Jamie they will be happy to help you out and hook

will be happy to help you out and hook

will be happy to help you out and hook you up in the meantime let's get

dated you believe this guy huh the nerve

dated you believe this guy huh the nerve

dated you believe this guy huh the nerve huh a it's like what he's some big Big

huh a it's like what he's some big Big

huh a it's like what he's some big Big Shot radio host and I'm what the uh you

Shot radio host and I'm what the uh you

Shot radio host and I'm what the uh you know struggling lowly bartender exactly

know struggling lowly bartender exactly

know struggling lowly bartender exactly okay Maj your party Foul way too early

okay Maj your party Foul way too early

okay Maj your party Foul way too early but someone just puked in the girl's

bathroom

yes for those of you vying for a date

yes for those of you vying for a date

yes for those of you vying for a date with Kate uh I advise you to um enter at

with Kate uh I advise you to um enter at

with Kate uh I advise you to um enter at your own risk oh two more three and they

your own risk oh two more three and they

your own risk oh two more three and they keep coming so obviously no water what

keep coming so obviously no water what

keep coming so obviously no water what are we drinking

are we drinking

are we drinking sweetheart we're working so double bot

sweetheart we're working so double bot

sweetheart we're working so double bot on the

on the

on the Rocks

Rocks

Rocks perfect so you going to nurse it or down

perfect so you going to nurse it or down

perfect so you going to nurse it or down it oh I'm

it oh I'm

it oh I'm married with step kids I'm out hey what

married with step kids I'm out hey what

married with step kids I'm out hey what are we drinking swe and how you all

are we drinking swe and how you all

are we drinking swe and how you all doing out there tonight

Portland I hope everybody's having

Portland I hope everybody's having

Portland I hope everybody's having better luck than Kate I'll tell you she

better luck than Kate I'll tell you she

better luck than Kate I'll tell you she is so SI Le she just did a body shot off

is so SI Le she just did a body shot off

is so SI Le she just did a body shot off of

of

of herself thank you

sorry hey Kate can I uh you know what

sorry hey Kate can I uh you know what

sorry hey Kate can I uh you know what I'm so sorry I have to find

I'm so sorry I have to find

I'm so sorry I have to find locks buy you a

locks buy you a

locks buy you a drink yeah

no yeah what beer Bas

no yeah what beer Bas

no yeah what beer Bas [Music]

[Music]

[Music] please what's with the attitude there's

please what's with the attitude there's

please what's with the attitude there's no attitude just a bar bartender you

no attitude just a bar bartender you

no attitude just a bar bartender you know tending bar cleaning up bathrooms

know tending bar cleaning up bathrooms

know tending bar cleaning up bathrooms can't all be you a nice guy with an

can't all be you a nice guy with an

can't all be you a nice guy with an important job and money for a trip to

important job and money for a trip to

important job and money for a trip to Disney

World what are you drinking your tips

World what are you drinking your tips

World what are you drinking your tips tonight look I don't know what kind of

tonight look I don't know what kind of

tonight look I don't know what kind of complex you're drumming up for yourself

complex you're drumming up for yourself

complex you're drumming up for yourself but look around all right you got more

but look around all right you got more

but look around all right you got more than you think yeah a bar I can barely

than you think yeah a bar I can barely

than you think yeah a bar I can barely afford and a kid I owe money to what are

afford and a kid I owe money to what are

afford and a kid I owe money to what are you a

you a

you a jackass your kid just threw it on her

jackass your kid just threw it on her

jackass your kid just threw it on her life savings for you I mean she must

life savings for you I mean she must

life savings for you I mean she must think something of you to do that it's

think something of you to do that it's

think something of you to do that it's pity something she feels sorry for me

pity something she feels sorry for me

pity something she feels sorry for me Ryan yeah well you know what I feel

Ryan yeah well you know what I feel

Ryan yeah well you know what I feel sorry for Kate because she's out there

sorry for Kate because she's out there

sorry for Kate because she's out there busting her butt to be a great mom you

busting her butt to be a great mom you

busting her butt to be a great mom you just do nothing but sit back and be the

just do nothing but sit back and be the

just do nothing but sit back and be the good guy and Lux runs

here if you really want to be a

here if you really want to be a

here if you really want to be a father just start acting like

father just start acting like

father just start acting like [Music]

[Music]

[Music] me I don't understand what happened you

me I don't understand what happened you

me I don't understand what happened you you happened k he copied my file and

you happened k he copied my file and

you happened k he copied my file and spread it

spread it

spread it around how'd you even get that

around how'd you even get that

around how'd you even get that anyway

anyway

anyway Fern she sent it

Fern she sent it

Fern she sent it over I I was just trying to help I don't

over I I was just trying to help I don't

over I I was just trying to help I don't want your help I didn't want to go to

want your help I didn't want to go to

want your help I didn't want to go to that school I didn't want to get

that school I didn't want to get

that school I didn't want to get unsuspended and now thanks to you the

unsuspended and now thanks to you the

unsuspended and now thanks to you the whole school knows everything about me

whole school knows everything about me

whole school knows everything about me and they all think that I'm this

and they all think that I'm this

and they all think that I'm this gigantic liar wait why lox why

gigantic liar wait why lox why

gigantic liar wait why lox why because I

lied okay Lux I had no idea that that

lied okay Lux I had no idea that that

lied okay Lux I had no idea that that letter was going to get out I'm sorry

letter was going to get out I'm sorry

letter was going to get out I'm sorry but look you have nothing to be

but look you have nothing to be

but look you have nothing to be embarrassed or ashamed of I mean I don't

embarrassed or ashamed of I mean I don't

embarrassed or ashamed of I mean I don't I don't know why you would

I don't know why you would

I don't know why you would lie why do you about dating Ryan the

lie why do you about dating Ryan the

lie why do you about dating Ryan the whole event down there is a lie your

whole event down there is a lie your

whole event down there is a lie your whole Persona okay I know that right now

whole Persona okay I know that right now

whole Persona okay I know that right now this seems like a really big deal and no

this seems like a really big deal and no

this seems like a really big deal and no and I am not saying that it isn't but

and I am not saying that it isn't but

and I am not saying that it isn't but that letter that letter was sweet and

that letter that letter was sweet and

that letter that letter was sweet and Anyone who reads it would see

Anyone who reads it would see

Anyone who reads it would see that it's not

that it's not

that it's not sweet sad while other kids were asking

sweet sad while other kids were asking

sweet sad while other kids were asking for PlayStations and Barbie dream

for PlayStations and Barbie dream

for PlayStations and Barbie dream houses I was asking for parents right

houses I was asking for parents right

houses I was asking for parents right which is understandable because that is

which is understandable because that is

which is understandable because that is what you wanted

what you wanted

what you wanted right but no one wanted

right but no one wanted

right but no one wanted me and now the whole school knows that

don't you understand what I'm

don't you understand what I'm

don't you understand what I'm saying not a single person ever in 16

saying not a single person ever in 16

saying not a single person ever in 16 years wanted

years wanted

years wanted me out of all the foster homes out of

me out of all the foster homes out of

me out of all the foster homes out of all the parents that stood outside that

all the parents that stood outside that

all the parents that stood outside that chain link fence and watched us play

chain link fence and watched us play

chain link fence and watched us play like like we didn't know what was going

like like we didn't know what was going

like like we didn't know what was going on they picked out kids like we were

on they picked out kids like we were

on they picked out kids like we were puppies or

puppies or

puppies or cars but no one ever chose me

including

including

including you so so don't tell me that that this

you so so don't tell me that that this

you so so don't tell me that that this isn't a big deal or that you understand

isn't a big deal or that you understand

isn't a big deal or that you understand how I feel because you

how I feel because you

how I feel because you [Music]

[Music]

[Music] don't okay lock okay everyone time to

don't okay lock okay everyone time to

don't okay lock okay everyone time to build two lucky names out of the Hat Lu

build two lucky names out of the Hat Lu

build two lucky names out of the Hat Lu wait no I do I understand I do

wait no I do I understand I do

wait no I do I understand I do understand no you don't how do you feel

understand no you don't how do you feel

understand no you don't how do you feel if everyone knew your secret if everyone

if everyone knew your secret if everyone

if everyone knew your secret if everyone knew you'd been lying and the winner for

knew you'd been lying and the winner for

knew you'd been lying and the winner for a DAT with Kate

a DAT with Kate

a DAT with Kate is hey hey Portland how we

is hey hey Portland how we

is hey hey Portland how we doing having a good time tonight

doing having a good time tonight

doing having a good time tonight crossing your fingers for a date with

crossing your fingers for a date with

crossing your fingers for a date with Kate or Ryan your two favorite single

Kate or Ryan your two favorite single

Kate or Ryan your two favorite single radio hosts W actually they're not

radio hosts W actually they're not

radio hosts W actually they're not [Music]

[Music]

[Music] single Raise Your Glass everyone

single Raise Your Glass everyone

single Raise Your Glass everyone congratulations are in

congratulations are in

congratulations are in order they're engaged that's C

order they're engaged that's C

order they're engaged that's C to each

to each

to each [Music]

other this is bad for you for the show

other this is bad for you for the show

other this is bad for you for the show for me bad bad bad bad bad it's bad we

for me bad bad bad bad bad it's bad we

for me bad bad bad bad bad it's bad we get it my kids they are monsters and

get it my kids they are monsters and

get it my kids they are monsters and they wouldn't pull his tun like that

he should we go get Lux I can drop you

he should we go get Lux I can drop you

he should we go get Lux I can drop you guys off no she wants to

guys off no she wants to

guys off no she wants to stay just let her

[Music]

stay can't sleep

stay can't sleep

stay can't sleep either yeah

no you okay yeah

no you okay yeah

no you okay yeah no maybe just

no maybe just

no maybe just [Music]

[Music]

[Music] know you saw the look on Kate's face

know you saw the look on Kate's face

know you saw the look on Kate's face after I outed her I

after I outed her I

after I outed her I [Music]

[Music]

[Music] know and I know

know and I know

know and I know you I think in the past when things got

you I think in the past when things got

you I think in the past when things got rough you take

rough you take

rough you take off that's your remote right you

off that's your remote right you

off that's your remote right you bail but I can't let you hide out

bail but I can't let you hide out

bail but I can't let you hide out because you're mad at Kate what am I

because you're mad at Kate what am I

because you're mad at Kate what am I supposed to

do

do

do well I guess you got to work things out

well I guess you got to work things out

well I guess you got to work things out with

with

with her and you can stay the night but first

her and you can stay the night but first

her and you can stay the night but first thing in the

thing in the

thing in the morning you got to go

morning you got to go

morning you got to go [Music]

[Music]

[Music] f

[Music]

[Music]

hey hey uh I didn't expect to see you

hey hey uh I didn't expect to see you

hey hey uh I didn't expect to see you here but um I did want to talk to you

here but um I did want to talk to you

here but um I did want to talk to you about last night about what happened me

about last night about what happened me

about last night about what happened me too yeah I was up all night thinking

too yeah I was up all night thinking

too yeah I was up all night thinking about it um

I just don't know how many more times I

I just don't know how many more times I

I just don't know how many more times I can say that I'm

can say that I'm

can say that I'm trying you know I can only do what I

trying you know I can only do what I

trying you know I can only do what I think is

right I didn't out you on purpose I

right I didn't out you on purpose I

right I didn't out you on purpose I didn't zerox your letter I didn't stick

didn't zerox your letter I didn't stick

didn't zerox your letter I didn't stick it on your locker that wasn't me but

it on your locker that wasn't me but

it on your locker that wasn't me but last night you grabbed that mic on

last night you grabbed that mic on

last night you grabbed that mic on purpose and this is my career in Ryan

purpose and this is my career in Ryan

purpose and this is my career in Ryan and I just don't know if

and I just don't know if

and I just don't know if don't know if

don't know if

don't know if what don't know what

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] Kate I can't do this

Kate I can't do this

Kate I can't do this lock I mean not this way this isn't

working I don't know what else to say to

working I don't know what else to say to

working I don't know what else to say to you that I haven't already

you that I haven't already

you that I haven't already said like I know that you have been

said like I know that you have been

said like I know that you have been through a lot in your life and I have a

through a lot in your life and I have a

through a lot in your life and I have a lot to learn about being with

lot to learn about being with

lot to learn about being with you but right now I don't know how to do

you but right now I don't know how to do

you but right now I don't know how to do this any better than I'm doing it you

this any better than I'm doing it you

this any better than I'm doing it you know and even with all of that you still

know and even with all of that you still

know and even with all of that you still keep pushing me away you keep

keep pushing me away you keep

keep pushing me away you keep leaving I mean it just feels like ever

leaving I mean it just feels like ever

leaving I mean it just feels like ever since you got here all you've done is

since you got here all you've done is

since you got here all you've done is leave and if you don't want to be with

me you know we can call Fern we can get

me you know we can call Fern we can get

me you know we can call Fern we can get Bas approved we can find you somewhere

Bas approved we can find you somewhere

Bas approved we can find you somewhere else we will figure it out

else we will figure it out

else we will figure it out because I'm just I'm not a perfect

because I'm just I'm not a perfect

because I'm just I'm not a perfect mom you know this is my best and so it's

mom you know this is my best and so it's

mom you know this is my best and so it's point you know you're just going to have

point you know you're just going to have

point you know you're just going to have to take it or leave

it it's up to

you I just want to go with

you I just want to go with

you I just want to go with [Music]

[Music]

[Music] you so not only did you recently lie

you so not only did you recently lie

you so not only did you recently lie about having a kid you've actually been

about having a kid you've actually been

about having a kid you've actually been lying about dating Ryan for years hey

lying about dating Ryan for years hey

lying about dating Ryan for years hey hey Ryan Li too okay why is everyone

hey Ryan Li too okay why is everyone

hey Ryan Li too okay why is everyone just targeting me easy target you're a

just targeting me easy target you're a

just targeting me easy target you're a girl in your 30s with

girl in your 30s with

girl in your 30s with issues oh okay so um the official count

issues oh okay so um the official count

issues oh okay so um the official count so far

so far

so far is 286 people who hate me four who feel

is 286 people who hate me four who feel

is 286 people who hate me four who feel only mild disdain but there is one

only mild disdain but there is one

only mild disdain but there is one person out there that loves us together

person out there that loves us together

person out there that loves us together yeah well I don't count see people with

yeah well I don't count see people with

yeah well I don't count see people with lines like that how could I resist and

lines like that how could I resist and

lines like that how could I resist and we are going to be right back after from

we are going to be right back after from

we are going to be right back after from Jimmy dri the carpet guy you need a new

Jimmy dri the carpet guy you need a new

Jimmy dri the carpet guy you need a new carpet uh whatever just buy one Jimmy D

carpet uh whatever just buy one Jimmy D

carpet uh whatever just buy one Jimmy D the carpet guy how bad is this people

the carpet guy how bad is this people

the carpet guy how bad is this people are going crazy we've been on the

are going crazy we've been on the

are going crazy we've been on the receiving in all morning no I mean you

receiving in all morning no I mean you

receiving in all morning no I mean you guys the phones they're ringing off the

guys the phones they're ringing off the

guys the phones they're ringing off the hook and as long as people are calling

hook and as long as people are calling

hook and as long as people are calling in it doesn't matter if they love you or

in it doesn't matter if they love you or

in it doesn't matter if they love you or love to hate

you you I saw you and Lux talking

you you I saw you and Lux talking

you you I saw you and Lux talking outside what happened

outside what happened

outside what happened gave her an

gave her an

gave her an ultimatum if she doesn't come home you

ultimatum if she doesn't come home you

ultimatum if she doesn't come home you can make that tally number

can make that tally number

can make that tally number 287 I'll hate me too

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I know what it's

I know what it's

I know what it's like to feel like the odd person

like to feel like the odd person

like to feel like the odd person out

out

out like you're the one that got picked last

like you're the one that got picked last

like you're the one that got picked last than gym or music stopped and you're the

than gym or music stopped and you're the

than gym or music stopped and you're the only one that didn't get a

chair or in your case a

parent I was going to ask her out

parent I was going to ask her out

parent I was going to ask her out Kate to the winter

Kate to the winter

Kate to the winter formal J new

formal J new

formal J new year for 5 days straight every day in US

year for 5 days straight every day in US

year for 5 days straight every day in US history try to get up the nerve and

history try to get up the nerve and

history try to get up the nerve and finally right when I was about to ask

finally right when I was about to ask

finally right when I was about to ask Frankie Paladino beat me to it even gave

Frankie Paladino beat me to it even gave

Frankie Paladino beat me to it even gave her a rose the whole sh

bang and then at the form he ditched

bang and then at the form he ditched

bang and then at the form he ditched her she should have gone with you well

her she should have gone with you well

her she should have gone with you well then she wouldn't have ended up with baz

then she wouldn't have ended up with baz

then she wouldn't have ended up with baz that

that

that night which

night which

night which means there wouldn't have been a

you

you

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see good things happen in really messed

see good things happen in really messed up ways sometimes

up ways sometimes

up ways sometimes and when Kate came here the other day

and when Kate came here the other day

and when Kate came here the other day she was trying to do a good

she was trying to do a good

she was trying to do a good thing I know I know it wasn't her

thing I know I know it wasn't her

thing I know I know it wasn't her fault actually it was

fault actually it was

fault actually it was [Music]

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[Music] mine if I hadn't done what I

did

did

did now it's all messed

up everything in life it all comes down

up everything in life it all comes down

up everything in life it all comes down to one

to one

to one thing no one wants to be rejected

thing no one wants to be rejected

thing no one wants to be rejected [Music]

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[Music] you got to know you're not the only one

you got to know you're not the only one

you got to know you're not the only one who doesn't feel wanted

MOX

MOX

MOX hey I got you something to cheer you up

hey I got you something to cheer you up

hey I got you something to cheer you up I gave it to baz and he'll drop it off

I gave it to baz and he'll drop it off

I gave it to baz and he'll drop it off for you would you do something for me in

for you would you do something for me in

for you would you do something for me in return

return

return okay read me the rest of

okay read me the rest of

okay read me the rest of this what

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no

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why cu the answer to what you should

why cu the answer to what you should do it's in

do it's in

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there here is a heart here is a

there here is a heart here is a heart so

heart so

heart so Santa if you can't find a perfect Mom

Santa if you can't find a perfect Mom

Santa if you can't find a perfect Mom and

Dad that's

Dad that's

Dad that's [Music]

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[Music] okay you know I live to F

okay you know I live to F

okay you know I live to F [Music]

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you I'm not perfect

you I'm not perfect either I hate Peas I don't like presents

either I hate Peas I don't like presents

either I hate Peas I don't like presents under the tree because what I want won't

under the tree because what I want won't

under the tree because what I want won't fit in a box silent between supplies and

fit in a box silent between supplies and

fit in a box silent between supplies and machines hang in the corners like a

machines hang in the corners like a

machines hang in the corners like a ghost you know I live to be seen

through no better way that I can see to

through no better way that I can see to

through no better way that I can see to spend all the time while you're asleep

spend all the time while you're asleep

spend all the time while you're asleep and holding your hands

inside I don't know why I even picked

inside I don't know why I even picked

inside I don't know why I even picked her up dinner home 50 times she's not

her up dinner home 50 times she's not

her up dinner home 50 times she's not answering she'll be there

answering she'll be there

answering she'll be there K what if she's

K what if she's

K what if she's not then I

will you know there's one good thing

will you know there's one good thing

will you know there's one good thing about being out

about being out

about being out that

that

that this now the time while

this now the time while

this now the time while you're I'm holding your hands inside

you're I'm holding your hands inside

you're I'm holding your hands inside [Music]

of I want to be

of I want to be

of I want to be here I want

here I want

here I want parents two

parents two

parents two parents they don't always have to say

parents they don't always have to say

parents they don't always have to say stuff right and do stuff right it's okay

stuff right and do stuff right it's okay

stuff right and do stuff right it's okay if they

if they

if they don't they just have to be nice

don't they just have to be nice

don't they just have to be nice people we'll

people we'll

people we'll try I

try I

try I can't explain it

can't explain it

can't explain it but I have to

but I have to

but I have to try if

try if

try if you apple right the Suns will

you apple right the Suns will

you apple right the Suns will rise till they

rise till they

rise till they Devour the

sky here is a heart

sky here is a heart

sky here is a heart here is a heart a mighty for you so I

here is a heart a mighty for you so I

here is a heart a mighty for you so I it bettered and bright girl

it bettered and bright girl

it bettered and bright girl andate just tell you like it like

andate just tell you like it like

andate just tell you like it like it no better way that I can see spend

it no better way that I can see spend

it no better way that I can see spend all the time while you're sleep and so

all the time while you're sleep and so

all the time while you're sleep and so if there are two people out there for

if there are two people out there for

if there are two people out there for me Santa

me Santa

me Santa [Music]

[Music]

[Music] please tell them that I'm

please tell them that I'm

please tell them that I'm here I'm waiting for

here I'm waiting for

here I'm waiting for them and I love them already

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