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IN A WORLD WHERE
THE MESSENGERS OF TRUTH,
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THE COURIERS OF JUSTICE,
BRAVELY GO FORTH
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TO COMPLETE THEIR
APPOINTED ROUTES...
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ONE LONE HERO STANDS OUT
AMONG THE REST.
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ONE FEARLESS RIDER
HAS THE FORTITUDE
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TO DELIVER THE GOODS.
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TO STAND UP TO THE FORCES
OF DARKNESS,
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THE LEGIONS OF DOOM,
THE ARMIES OF OPPRESSION,
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AND THE EVIL
ICE CREAM MAN.
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PAPERBOY.
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WELCOME
TO THE ICE AGE, PAPERBOY!
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♪ I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM ♪
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WE ALL SCREAM
FOR ICE CREAM!
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OH, NUTS! I FORGOT
THE SPRINKLES!
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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HEY, MAX.
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OHH!
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HMM! A TONY HAWK
SUNDAE!
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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OH, THAT ICE CREAM MAN
SURE IS EVIL.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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HUH!
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HUH!
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HAH!
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I WILL KILL YOU
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WITH MY COMPLICATED
FIGHTING MOVE.
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WE SHALL SEE WHOSE KUNG FU
IS SUPERIOR. HYAH!
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YAH!
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OHH.
YAH!
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PAPERBOY POWER!
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AAH!
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HA.
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DIDN'T HURT!
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YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU
CAN'T HIDE, PAPERBOY!
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♪ EVERYWHERE ♪
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♪ GONNA DO EVERYTHING ♪
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♪ GONNA DO MY BEST
TO REACH YOUR SKY ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T CARE ♪
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WHOO-HOO!
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HUH?
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YEAH!
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PAPER?
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WHAT TOOK YOU
SO LONG?
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I, UH, STOPPED
FOR SOME ICE CREAM.
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AAH!
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GET OUT
OF BED, JABRODIE.
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GET OUT OF BED,
JABRODIE.
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GET OUT OF BED... OW!
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HEH.
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OK, I DREAMED IT.
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SO MAYBE MY LIFE REALLY
ISN'T LIKE THAT.
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AND MAYBE I'M NOT
THE COOLEST KID EVER.
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BUT TODAY WAS THE FIRST DAY
OF JUNIOR HIGH,
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AND I WAS SURE THAT THINGS
WERE GONNA BE DIFFERENT.
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YA-HA-HA!
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I HAD A NEW LOOK.
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I WAS A BALLER,
A SHOT-CALLER.
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I WAS A PLAYER
WITH PHAT ATTITUDE.
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OR, AS I LIKE TO CALL IT...
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PHAT-ITUDE.
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HI, MOM.
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IT'S FINISHED.
THE HOUSE IS PERFECT.
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JUST AS I'D ALWAYS
PICTURED IT.
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BUT LET'S KEEP THAT
BETWEEN YOU AND ME, OK?
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MEET MY MOM.
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SHE'S BEEN PUTTING
THE "FINISHING TOUCHES"
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ON OUR HOUSE
FOR, LIKE, 6 YEARS.
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YOU COULD SAY
SHE'S A BIT OBSESSED.
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THIS IS MY HOUSE.
MY KITCHEN! MINE!
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MORNING.
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THIS IS MY DAD.
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HE WORKS IN ADVERTISING.
HIS BOSS, MR. FOGE,
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MAKES HIM WEAR GOOFY
COSTUMES SOMETIMES.
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LUCKILY, HE'S GOT US
FOR SUPPORT.
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WHAT IS THAT?
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HEH.
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I'M, UH, LIEUTENANT LOBSTER.
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FOR THE LOBSTER SHACK
PITCH TODAY?
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DO YOU REALLY HAVE
TO WEAR THAT?
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LILY, COME ON.
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FOGE HAS GOT A DOZEN
JUNIOR AD EXECS
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LINED UP BEHIND ME
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WHO'D BE HAPPY TO BE
LIEUTENANT LOBSTER.
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FOGED AGAIN.
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BUT JUST
FOR THIS PITCH.
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I BETTER BE OFF.
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OFF TO JUNIOR HIGH,
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MY LITTLE SOLDIER
ALL GROWN UP. MM.
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GOOD LUCK, HONEY.
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THANKS, MOM.
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DON'T BREAK ANYTHING.
OK, MOM.
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HEY, MAX?
YOU WANT A RIDE?
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UM... THAT'S OK.
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I'M GONNA
TAKE THE BUS.
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YEAH, THE BUS.
RIGHT.
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YOU KNOW THAT KID
EVERYONE THINKS IS WEIRD,
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BUT HE DOESN'T CARE
WHAT EVERYONE THINKS?
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THIS IS HIM.
HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
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HIS NAME'S ROBERT, BUT WE
CALL HIM ROBE. GUESS WHY?
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HEY, YOU GUYS!
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THIS IS MY OTHER BEST
FRIEND. HER NAME'S MEGAN.
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SHE NEVER GOES ANYWHERE
WITHOUT HER CLARINET...
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AAH!
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OH!
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EVEN WHEN SHE
TAKES A TRIP.
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YOU OK?
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YEAH, I'M TOUGH
LIKE A TANK.
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YEAH, THE SEPTIC TANK.
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SAYS THE FREAK
IN THE ROBE
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THAT SMELLS
LIKE DIAPERS.
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MAX, WHERE'S
YOUR BASSOON?
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UM... MY BASSOON...
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I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA
TAKE BAND TOGETHER.
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I'VE BEEN THINKING.
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IT'S JUNIOR HIGH.
IS BAND STILL COOL?
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COOL? WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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SINCE WHEN HAVE
WE BEEN COOL?
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ALL I'M SAYIN' IS,
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LET'S TRY
TO ACT COOL.
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SWEET! A CAN.
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MMM.
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BLECH!
EWW!
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♪ TODAY ♪
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♪ I CHANGED ♪
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♪ BUT TOO LATE ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE EVERY TOWN
FEELS THE SAME ♪
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♪ I'M DIFFERENT ♪
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♪ AND YOU'RE DISTANT ♪
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♪ ADD IT UP AND IT MAKES
NO DIFFERENCE ♪
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FOR THE YEARBOOK.
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HOW'S THIS? "SHEEP
ARRIVE FOR SLAUGHTER"?
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NO, NO, NO!
PLEASE! PLEASE!
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DON'T MAKE ME GO!
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I DON'T WANNA GO!
I DON'T WANNA GO!
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DOES HE KNOW
SOMETHING WE DON'T?
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HERE THEY COME.
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WITH THEIR PIMPLES
AND THEIR BRACES
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AND THEIR RICKETS
AND LICE.
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THEIR SNOT-NOSED,
BAGGY-PANTSED,
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HIGH-PITCHED,
SQUEALING VOICES.
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AND YET,
EACH ONE A RUNG
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ON THE LADDER
OF MY SUCCESS.
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A LADDER THAT ENDS
IN A VAST NEON SIGN
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THAT STRETCHES ACROSS
THE NIGHT SKY.
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PRINCIPAL JINDRAIKE?
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THESE CAME FROM YOUR
REAL-ESTATE AGENT.
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THE SIGN, MRS. RANGOON.
WHAT DOES IT SAY?
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"SUPERINTENDENT
JINDRAIKE."
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THE SIGN
ON MY OFFICE DOOR.
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THAT'S WHAT
IT SHOULD SAY.
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SOUNDS SO MUCH BETTER
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THAN "SUPERINTENDENT
KNEBWORTH."
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IT'S CLASSIER, TOO.
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WHEN KNEBWORTH SEES
WHAT I'VE DONE HERE
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IN HIS HONOR,
THE OLD DINOSAUR,
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IS SURE TO MAKE ME
HIS SUCCESSOR.
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BUT, FIRST THINGS FIRST,
MRS. RANGOON.
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SET UP THE VIDEO
BROADCAST MACHINE DEVICE.
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I WANT TO ADDRESS
THE ACNE-STRAFED MASSES.
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OOH... AAH!
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OW!
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CURTIS JUNIOR HIGH
HAS A LONG
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AND FASCINATING HISTORY
OF COLORFUL BULLIES.
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YOU'RE LYING.
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AM I?
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IN 1985,
TOMATO-FACE CALLAHAN.
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HE'D WALK RIGHT UP
TO YOU
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AND SHOVE A TOMATO
IN YOUR FACE.
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1991,
WEDGIE JACKSON.
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HE INVENTED THE
WORLD WIDE WEDGE.
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WHICH
BRINGS US TO THIS YEAR.
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TROY McGINTY.
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WORD IS,
HE'S GONNA POUND
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ON A DIFFERENT KID
EVERY DAY.
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AND HE'S DEVISED
HIS OWN SPECIAL WAY
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OF LETTING
THE WORLD KNOW
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WHO HE'S
COMING AFTER.
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MAX KEEBLE?
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HERE.
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ALL RIGHT.
JULIUS KLINGHOFFER.
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HERE.
ALL RIGHT.
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LIL'... LIL' ROMEO?
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YO, WHUZZUP? I'M
OVER HERE, WO DAT.
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OK.
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LIL' ROMEO'S
IN THE HOUSE.
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I'M DOWN WITH THAT.
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TINA MICHAELS?
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AND NOW...
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THIS IS PRINCIPAL JINDRAIKE.
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ALL STUDENTS WILL REPORT
TO THE ASSEMBLY HALL
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DURING THIRD PERIOD
FOR A SPECIAL PRESENTATION.
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ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY.
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ALL MUST ATTEND.
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NOT ATTENDING IS PROHIBITED.
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THAT IS ALL.
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THANK YOU.
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YES! THE REVIEWS ARE IN.
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00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:03,603
HAA! JINDRAIKE,
2 THUMBS UP.
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I LAUGHED, I CRIED.
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THE MAN'S A GENIUS.
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PRINCIPAL JINDRAIKE!
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WHAT IS IT NOW, RANGOON?
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THE RED LIGHT'S
STILL ON.
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I'M WELL AWARE OF THAT.
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DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE!
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GOOD MORNING.
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I'M MS. DINGMAN,
AND WELCOME TO LIFE SCIENCE.
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YOU OK?
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I CAN'T FEEL
MY FINGERS.
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...LIKE THIS.
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PHEROMONES.
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NATURE'S DATING SERVICE.
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ODORLESS, COLORLESS.
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IT'S HOW MANY SPECIES
ATTRACT MATES.
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A CHEMICAL PROCESS
WHICH CAUSES
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AN IRRESISTIBLE
ATTRACTION...
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IN THE... AHEM...
OPPOSITE SEX.
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ALLOW ME
TO DEMONSTRATE.
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WOULD SOMEONE LIKE
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TO OPEN THE WINDOW
FOR ME, PLEASE?
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OOH!
OOH! OOH!
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YOU IN THE... ROBE.
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AW.
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WOW,
THAT'S COOL!
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YOU SEE?
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IRRESISTIBLE.
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♪ OH, BABY, BABY ♪
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♪ EH, EH ♪
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00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,377
ARE YOU OK?
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YEAH! YEAH.
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I'M FINE.
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00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,518
YOU LOOK KIND OF
FAMILIAR.
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I DELIVER YOUR PAPER.
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00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:05,392
UM, I'M MAX, JENNA.
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00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:06,894
OH, YEAH.
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00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:07,895
SO, YOU GO TO SCHOOL
HERE NOW?
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00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:10,898
YOU PLAY
TH-THE CLARINET.
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FIRST CHAIR.
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00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:15,068
I'M IN BAND, TOO.
I PLAY THE BASSOON.
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HMM. WELL,
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
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I'LL SEE YOU,
UH, BASSOON.
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SEE YOU BASSOON?
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00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,749
ECCH! STUPID!
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MAX KEEBLE.
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TROY!
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TROY McGINTY, HOW ARE YA?
249
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FIRST VICTIM
OF THE YEAR THERE, BUDDY.
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IT'S A BIG HONOR.
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YOU KNOW THE GUY
252
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YOU USED TO HANG OUT WITH
WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE,
253
00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:44,898
BUT AS YOU GOT OLDER YOU WENT
IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS?
254
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:47,067
WELL, TROY McGINTY
WASN'T ALWAYS A BULLY.
255
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I REMEMBER WHEN HE CAME
TO MY FOURTH BIRTHDAY.
256
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THE THEME WAS
MacGOOGLES THE FROG.
257
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♪ MacGOOGLES IS ME NAME ♪
258
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♪ I LIKE A SWAMPY BOG ♪
259
00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:56,409
♪ IT'S TIME TO PLAY A GAME ♪
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♪ WITH YOUR FAVORITE
HIGHLAND FROG ♪
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I DON'T LIKE MacGOOGLE!
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HE'S NOT REAL, TROY.
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00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,085
HE'S JUST
A TV CHARACTER.
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00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,920
IS THERE
A WEE LITTLE LADDIE
265
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HAVIN' HIS BIRTHDAY TODAY?
266
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:11,491
MacGOOGLE! HE'S
TRYING TO EAT ME!
267
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,526
SCAREDY-CAT,
SCAREDY-CAT...
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TROY, IT'S ME, MR. KEEBLE.
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MacGOOGLES ATE MAX'S DADDY!
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AAH!
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00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,171
TROY HAD GROWN
A LOT SINCE THEN.
272
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,839
WHOA! WHOA!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
273
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:35,182
WHERE'S MAX?
274
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,150
I DON'T KNOW.
275
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:39,286
WASN'T IT YOUR TURN
TO WATCH HIM?
276
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,455
WELCOME TO
COOKING WITH TROY.
277
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,556
FIRST, WHAT YOU
WANNA DO IS
278
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DIP YOUR LITTLE
PIECE OF CHICKEN
279
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IN A NICE, THICK BATTER.
280
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NO. TROY, NO!
281
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HOLD IT! STOP!
282
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OK, WE'RE SET.
283
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,365
YAH!
284
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,468
NO! TROY!
285
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,905
AAH!
286
00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:58,972
NOW WHAT YOU
WANNA DO IS
287
00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,307
ROLL YOUR PIECE
OF DEAD MEAT
288
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,541
IN SOME
BREAD CRUMBS.
289
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,911
PERFECT.
290
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,245
AND NOW THAT
THAT'S DONE,
291
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:08,048
OUR BIRD SHOULD BE
READY TO GO IN.
292
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AAH!
293
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,485
OH, GROSS!
ECCH!
294
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,854
HOPE YOU LIKE LASAGNA.
295
00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:21,895
SETTLE DOWN.
296
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,002
CEASE!
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00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:36,509
THIS THURSDAY,
SUPERINTENDENT KNEBWORTH
298
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,445
WILL BE HERE
TO INSPECT THE SCHOOL.
299
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:43,183
AND SO I AM UPGRADING
MY POLICY OF ZERO TOLERANCE
300
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:49,122
TO ONE OF...
SUB-ZERO TOLERANCE.
301
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:51,591
WHICH IS...
302
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:55,195
MORE THAN ZERO.
303
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:58,932
CEASE!
304
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:05,905
AND NOW, WITHOUT
ANY FURTHER ADO,
305
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,975
WHAT'S THAT I HEAR?
306
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,210
THE PITTER-PATTER
OF LITTLE FEET?
307
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:15,448
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE
TO YOU THE NEWEST ADDITION
308
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,318
TO THE CURTIS JUNIOR
HIGH SCHOOL COTTONTAILS...
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00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,988
3 FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENTS
FROM EASTERN EUROPE,
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00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,456
AND THEIR NAMES ARE...
311
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UNIMPORTANT,
BECAUSE THEY'RE HERE
312
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:29,462
TO LEAD US
TO GRIDIRON GLORY.
313
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:35,235
WHY, ALL THEY NEED
IS A PLACE TO PLAY.
314
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:42,575
STUDENTS, I GIVE YOU...
YOUR NEW FOOTBALL STADIUM.
315
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,146
OOH-YAH!
316
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,748
HA!
317
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,096
EWW!
318
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,105
YOU, THERE!
LITTLE BOY!
319
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,607
PRANKSTER!
320
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,779
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
321
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,116
UH, MAX KEEBLE.
322
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:26,519
I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU,
MAX KEEBLE.
323
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,388
YOU'RE ON MY LIST.
324
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,190
IT WASN'T MY...
SIT!
325
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,531
HEH HEH HEH.
326
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,735
THIS IS
A BAD JUNIOR HIGH.
327
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,138
I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
WHAT McGINTY DID TO YOU.
328
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,006
MR. JINDRAIKE SAYS
IF SOMEONE TRIES
329
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,007
TO START A FIGHT
WITH YOU,
330
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,209
YOU KNOW,
JUST IGNORE 'EM.
331
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:50,477
EW! ROBE!
332
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,079
EW.
333
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:57,484
MAX, YOU
CAN'T GO THROUGH
334
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,651
THE REST OF THE DAY
LIKE THAT.
335
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,720
I DON'T PLAN ON IT.
336
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:04,324
WHERE'S HE GOING?
337
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,496
HOW GREAT.
338
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:13,066
♪ HEY BABY ♪
♪ HEY BABY ♪
339
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,601
♪ YEAH BABY ♪
♪ YEAH BABY ♪
340
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,169
♪ HEY BABY ♪
341
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,670
COOL.
342
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,272
HEY, MAN, YOU GOT
ANY SPARE AIR?
343
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,211
♪ YEAH BABY ♪
344
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:27,447
♪ YEAH BABY ♪
345
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,416
WHOO!
346
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,220
HE CALLS HIS VICTIMS
"INVESTORS"?
347
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,188
HE'S GOT ALL THE
LATEST TECHNOLOGY,
348
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,290
AND HE'S LOOKING
TO MAKE A KILLING
349
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:39,092
IN THE STOCK MARKET.
350
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:44,531
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-
MARCHING CALL.
351
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,199
♪ NOBLE FELLA'S GOOD
FOR THE MOOLA ♪
352
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:51,571
THIS GUY, DOBBS, WAS
ONCE A STOCK-MARKET WHIZ KID.
353
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:54,073
BY AGE 10, HE WAS
A MILLIONAIRE.
354
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:58,478
12:15. MEETING
WITH KEEBLE.
355
00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,446
KEEBLE.
356
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:03,483
BY AGE 12,
HE'D LOST IT ALL.
357
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,718
NOW HE'S OBSESSED
WITH GETTING IT BACK,
358
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,420
ONE KID AT A TIME.
359
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:08,488
KEEBLE!
360
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:11,090
CAUGHT YOUR ACT
IN THE ASSEMBLY.
361
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,759
LOOKS LIKE YOU CAN
USE SOME HELP
362
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,494
WITH MANAGING
YOUR PORTFOLIO.
363
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:15,828
HEY, THAT'S
MY LUNCH MONEY!
364
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,165
AND YOU HAVE IT
ALL IN CASH.
365
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,766
KID, LET ME HOLD THIS
FOR A WHILE
366
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:22,235
AND I'LL SET YOU UP
WITH A NICE MUTUAL FUND.
367
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,503
WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE?
368
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,104
HE'S TAKING
MAX'S LU...
369
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,106
LUNCH MONEY.
370
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,442
IS THIS TRUE,
MR. DOBBS?
371
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:33,613
NO. I'M JUST, UH, SPREADING
SOME INVESTMENT WISDOM.
372
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,282
SPEAKING OF WHICH,
373
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,417
HOW DID VIAMWORK SYSTEMS
WORK OUT FOR YOU?
374
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,352
HEH HEH. BEST MONEY
I EVER SPENT.
375
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:40,587
BY THE WAY,
376
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,289
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF HANDSPRING?
377
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:45,492
HANDSPRING? IT'S MOVIN'
TODAY. I'D SAY BUY.
378
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,427
THANKS.
NO PROB.
379
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,928
UH...
380
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,698
DON'T MISS ME. HA!
381
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,600
'SCUSE ME!
382
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:54,601
ANYBODY WANT
MY CARROTS?
383
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:58,371
WHAT?
384
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:01,174
KEEBLE!
385
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,282
YOU MAY BE
UNDER THE IMPRESSION
386
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:12,819
THAT I ENCOURAGE
HORSEPLAY AND MALARKEY.
387
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,621
I DON'T ENCOURAGE IT.
388
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,223
I EXCOURAGE IT.
389
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,359
EXCOURAGE?
390
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:21,361
IT MEANS THE OPPOSITE
OF ENCOURAGE.
391
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,329
LOOK IT UP.
392
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,364
ELLIOTT!
393
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:27,467
AND SO, YOUNG MAN,
REMEMBER,
394
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,636
"STUDY" RHYMES
WITH "BUDDY." SCRAM.
395
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:38,911
HEY.
396
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,248
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
397
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:44,651
I THOUGHT YOU SAID BAND
WASN'T COOL ENOUGH FOR YOU.
398
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:45,818
YEAH, BUT I-I
THOUGHT IT OVER,
399
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,721
AND I'VE DECIDED THAT
BAND IS PRETTY, UM...
400
00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:55,828
HOT.
401
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,497
EXCUSE ME.
402
00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,666
WHAT?
403
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,834
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
SITTING IN MY SEAT?
404
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,370
DOES IT SAY YOUR NAME
ON IT OR SOMETHING?
405
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:04,771
YES.
406
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:10,677
SO, IF YOU DON'T MIND,
SHOO-SHOO. LET'S GO.
407
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,680
CAN YOU BELIEVE HER?
408
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,686
HI, JENNA.
409
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:20,920
HEY.
410
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:29,796
WELCOME, EVERYONE.
411
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,901
SETTLE, PLEASE.
412
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,637
I SHOULD TELL YOU
RIGHT AWAY...
413
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:40,239
YOU'LL NOTICE THAT WE ARE
A BIT CRAMPED IN HERE,
414
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:42,909
THANKS TO SOME TEMPORARY
STORAGE FOISTED ON US
415
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:45,378
BY SOMEONE WHO HAS
ABSOLUTELY NO APPRECIATION
416
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:46,379
OF WHAT WE DO IN HERE.
417
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,915
NOW, IF YOU'LL GO
TO THE BEGINNING
418
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,318
OF THE PIECE, WE'LL...
419
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,653
CAN I HELP YOU
FOOTBALL GUYS?
420
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,054
YES, PLEASE.
421
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,557
CAREFUL!
422
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:07,266
JINDRAIKE.
I'D LIKE TO...
423
00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:15,775
♪ STANDIN' HERE LOOKIN'
OUT ON THE WORLD ♪
424
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:18,911
♪ FOR A SECOND NOBODY'S
LOOKIN' BACK AT ME ♪
425
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:23,850
♪ I NEVER EVEN NOTICE
WHERE THEY GO ♪
426
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:28,087
♪ THE SUN IS SHINING DOWN AND ♪
427
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,491
♪ THERE'S NO ONE ELSE AROUND NOW ♪
428
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:35,795
♪ WISH YOU WERE HERE
TO HEAR ME SAY ♪
429
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:37,797
♪ THIS IS GONNA BE ♪
430
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,799
♪ MY GREATEST DAY ♪
431
00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:43,035
♪ HOW FAR WOULD I GO ♪
432
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:44,504
♪ JUST TO HEAR EVERYBODY SAY ♪
433
00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:48,941
♪ THIS IS GONNA BE ♪
434
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,944
♪ MY GREATEST DAY ♪
435
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:54,814
♪ MY GREATEST DAY ♪
436
00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:57,316
♪ MY GREATEST DAY ♪
437
00:21:57,350 --> 00:22:00,052
HEY, TAD.
DID YOU MISS ME?
438
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:01,888
THIS IS TAD.
439
00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,956
HE TOTALLY RULES
THE ANIMAL SHELTER.
440
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:05,892
I HELPED NURSE HIM WHEN
HE WAS A BABY CHIMP,
441
00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:07,394
AND WE'VE BEEN BUDS
EVER SINCE.
442
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:09,962
HEY, MAX!
443
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:10,997
HI, MARLEY.
WHAT'S UP?
444
00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:12,532
HEY, COULD YOU
DO ME A FAVOR
445
00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:13,533
AND FEED THE GOAT?
446
00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:15,668
SURE. WHAT'S GOING ON?
447
00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:16,736
DIDN'T YOU HEAR?
448
00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:18,505
WE'RE CLOSING DOWN.
449
00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:20,473
SOME CREEP BOUGHT
UP THE PROPERTY
450
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:21,974
AND CANCELED
OUR LEASE.
451
00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:23,976
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN
TO THE ANIMALS?
452
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:24,977
WE'RE DOIN'
THE BEST WE CAN
453
00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:25,878
TO FIND HOMES
FOR ALL OF 'EM,
454
00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:26,879
BUT WE ONLY GOT
UNTIL THE END
455
00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:27,980
OF THE WEEK.
456
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,982
IT'S MESSED UP,
I KNOW.
457
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,051
IT'S REAL
MESSED UP.
458
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,523
I COULDN'T
BELIEVE IT.
459
00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:41,661
SOMETHING HAD TO BE DONE,
BUT WHAT?
460
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:45,532
I THOUGHT MAYBE MY PARENTS
MIGHT HAVE AN IDEA.
461
00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:47,834
THEY DID.
462
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,602
WE'RE MOVING?!
463
00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:51,504
YEAH.
464
00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:53,906
FOGE WANTS ME TO HEAD UP
THE NEW DIVISION.
465
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:56,175
I-I CAN'T
BELIEVE THIS. WHEN?
466
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,176
FRIDAY.
467
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,845
THIS FRIDAY?
468
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:03,082
MAN, THIS IS
TOTALLY UNFAIR!
469
00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:04,851
I MEAN, MY...
MY LIFE IS HERE,
470
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,919
MY... MY FRIENDS
ARE HERE.
471
00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:08,054
YEAH,
WE KNOW THAT, MAX.
472
00:23:08,087 --> 00:23:09,889
BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY
GONNA MAKE PLENTY
473
00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:11,090
OF NEW FRIENDS
IN CHICAGO.
474
00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:13,560
CH-CHICAGO?!
475
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:18,931
THIS WAS GONNA BE
MY YEAR. HERE.
476
00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:20,066
SWEETIE,
477
00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:22,034
WE KNOW THIS IS
HARD ON YOU.
478
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:24,771
IT'S HARD
ON ALL OF US.
479
00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:27,540
WELL, THEN I HAVE
A GREAT, GREAT IDEA.
480
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:28,908
LET'S NOT GO.
481
00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:34,413
FOGE IS MY BOSS.
HE'S COUNTING ON ME.
482
00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:35,882
CAN'T YOU
JUST SAY NO?
483
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,950
NO. IT'S NOT
THAT SIMPLE.
484
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,722
THIS BITES.
485
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:49,428
HE'LL BE FINE.
486
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:02,108
BUT, MAX,
487
00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:04,944
CHICAGO'S, LIKE,
1,000 MILES AWAY.
488
00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:06,813
YEAH, BETTER TELL
YOUR PARENTS
489
00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:08,748
TO WATCH OUT
FOR CARJACKERS.
490
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:09,582
THESE GUYS'LL JUST
COME UP TO YOU
491
00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:12,184
AT STOPLIGHTS
AND TAKE YOUR CAR AWAY.
492
00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:14,086
I SAW IT ON 20/20.
493
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:17,490
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT
THE MOTOR CITY.
494
00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:19,025
MAYBE YOU COULD
HIRE A LAWYER
495
00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:20,527
AND LEGALLY
EMANCIPATE YOURSELF.
496
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:24,196
YOU CAN STAY WITH ME.
I'LL ASK MY MOM.
497
00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:25,932
YEAH.
MY DAD'LL GIVE YOU
498
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:27,667
A JOB HERE
AT THE JUNKYARD.
499
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:30,269
YOU KNOW WHAT?
NICE TRY, GUYS.
500
00:24:33,706 --> 00:24:36,643
YOU KNOW WHAT? FACE IT,
I'VE BEEN... I'VE BEEN FOGED.
501
00:24:58,598 --> 00:24:59,799
UHH.
502
00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:01,233
WE MEET AGAIN, PAPERBOY.
503
00:25:05,538 --> 00:25:08,174
OK.
EVIL ICE CREAM MAN, ME.
504
00:25:08,207 --> 00:25:09,842
YOU'RE WONDERING WHY,
RIGHT?
505
00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:13,546
UNHH!
AHH!
506
00:25:17,283 --> 00:25:20,820
WELL, I ONCE
FOUND A COCKROACH
507
00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:21,821
IN MY SNOW CONE.
508
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,255
MY MOM CALLED
THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT,
509
00:25:23,289 --> 00:25:24,323
AND HE GOT NAILED.
510
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,559
HE'S BEEN TRYING
TO NAIL ME EVER SINCE.
511
00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:35,702
DRAT! THE FUZZ!
512
00:25:35,735 --> 00:25:38,838
THIS ISN'T OVER, PAPERBOY!
513
00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:42,842
HELLO, OFFICER.
514
00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:45,845
SNOW DOODLE?
515
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:51,851
HEY, LOOK,
IT'S DUMPSTER BOY.
516
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,085
IT'S RINKY STINKO,
THE GARBAGE KID.
517
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,689
HA, RINKY STINKO.
518
00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:58,357
HE JUST MADE THAT UP.
NOW, THAT'S GOOD.
519
00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:01,728
HEY, MAX,
CHECK IT OUT.
520
00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:02,795
I MADE UP
SOME FLYERS
521
00:26:02,829 --> 00:26:04,196
TO HELP SAVE
THE ANIMAL SHELTER.
522
00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:05,097
I THOUGHT MAYBE
523
00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:07,767
YOU AND I COULD PUT 'EM
UP AROUND SCHOOL?
524
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:08,635
WHY BOTHER?
525
00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:11,070
A FLYER'S NOT GONNA
MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE.
526
00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:15,708
HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
527
00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:19,646
COVER ME.
I'M GOING IN.
528
00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:20,913
AAAH.
529
00:26:20,947 --> 00:26:22,915
HE MOVES, HE FAKES.
RANGOON, THINK FAST.
530
00:26:26,853 --> 00:26:28,955
NICE HANDS.
NOW, PICK UP THE BALL
531
00:26:28,988 --> 00:26:30,256
AND PUT IT IN THE CASE.
532
00:26:30,289 --> 00:26:31,824
IT'S FROM KNEBWORTH'S
CITY CHAMPIONSHIP GAME.
533
00:26:31,858 --> 00:26:33,125
I'M GOING
ON MY WALKABOUT.
534
00:26:42,368 --> 00:26:44,070
MRS. RANGOON,
WHAT'S THIS?
535
00:26:45,705 --> 00:26:47,073
SOME OF THE KIDS
ARE TRYING TO SAVE
536
00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:48,240
THE ANIMAL SHELTER
DOWN THE STREET.
537
00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:50,076
KIDS? WHAT KIDS?
538
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:52,111
YOU KNOW, THE ONES
WITH THE SENSE OF CARING
539
00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:53,846
AND CIVIC DUTY.
540
00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:04,123
YOU THERE. CEASE!
541
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,128
WHAT IS THE MEANING
OF THIS?
542
00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:11,798
HEY, I DIDN'T DO THAT.
543
00:27:11,831 --> 00:27:13,332
SO YOU WANT TO SAVE
544
00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:15,201
THE FILTHY
LITTLE BEASTS, EH?
545
00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:17,203
PERHAPS YOU WANT ME TO
GIVE THE ANIMALS MY CAR?
546
00:27:17,236 --> 00:27:19,205
DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE
MY CAR TO THE SMELLY GOAT?
547
00:27:20,372 --> 00:27:22,942
GOATS... DON'T DRIVE, SIR.
548
00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:25,344
I DON'T CARE WHAT
YOU WANT ME TO DO.
549
00:27:25,377 --> 00:27:27,213
THE SMELLY GOAT
WILL NEVER GET MY CAR.
550
00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:28,848
EVER.
551
00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:31,784
THE ANIMALS
HAVE NOWHERE TO GO.
552
00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:33,686
SOME CREEP'S
CLOSING DOWN THE SHELTER.
553
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:37,123
I'M CLOSING DOWN
THE SHELTER, SILLY...
554
00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:38,124
BOY.
555
00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:40,727
WHAT?
556
00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:43,395
ALL I NEED NOW IS
THE RIGHT BULLDOZER.
557
00:27:43,429 --> 00:27:46,198
I'M THINKING
BIG AND YELLOW.
558
00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:48,300
WHERE DID YOU THINK
I WAS GOING TO BUILD
559
00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:50,803
KNEBWORTH STADIUM,
IN YOUR HOUSE? HA HA.
560
00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:52,071
YOUR HOUSE.
THAT'S RICH.
561
00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:53,740
THERE WOULDN'T BE ROOM.
562
00:27:57,443 --> 00:28:00,012
WHOA.
563
00:28:00,046 --> 00:28:02,414
♪ BETTER WATCH OUT
FOR THE KING OF THE HILL ♪
564
00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:06,753
♪ HE'S REALLY BAD
AND TOTALLY CHILL ♪
565
00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:10,990
♪ BETTER WATCH OUT
FOR THE KING OF THE HILL ♪
566
00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:15,161
FREAK WITH ROBE?
567
00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:17,396
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
HIT THE SHOWERS.
568
00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:22,101
COME ON, LADIES.
569
00:28:26,238 --> 00:28:27,940
HELLO, FREAK.
570
00:28:27,974 --> 00:28:29,341
LET ME OUT!
571
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:31,010
COME ON, LET ME OUT!
572
00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:32,411
WHAT'S GOING ON, HUH?
573
00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:33,746
McGINTY'S LATEST VICTIM.
574
00:28:33,780 --> 00:28:35,848
YOU GOTTA CHECK THIS OUT.
HA HA HA.
575
00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:37,850
LET ME OUT!
COME ON!
576
00:28:37,884 --> 00:28:38,851
LET ME OUT!
MAN.
577
00:28:38,885 --> 00:28:39,852
COME ON, LET ME OUT.
578
00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:41,287
ALL RIGHT, OK.
COME ON, MAX.
579
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,089
OK. IT'S OK.
580
00:28:43,122 --> 00:28:44,757
HE'S A LITTLE
CLAUSTROPHOBIC,
581
00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:46,392
SO HE MIGHT...
582
00:28:49,762 --> 00:28:51,030
HURL.
583
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:55,467
WHAT A WASTE OF A PERFECTLY
GOOD CHILI OMELET.
584
00:28:59,305 --> 00:29:00,372
LET ME CHECK
THE LATEST RATES.
585
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:04,977
THAT'S $3.00
FOR NUMBER ONE,
586
00:29:05,011 --> 00:29:06,145
AND $5.00
FOR NUMBER TWO.
587
00:29:07,179 --> 00:29:09,048
I HAVE A BLADDER PROBLEM.
588
00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:10,817
SORRY TO HEAR IT.
589
00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:12,484
KEEBLE.
GET OFF ME!
590
00:29:12,518 --> 00:29:14,053
I WORKED REALLY HARD
ON THAT DISPLAY.
591
00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:16,755
EXCUSE ME.
NEW CUSTOMERS.
592
00:29:16,789 --> 00:29:17,589
CAN I HELP YOU,
GENTLEMEN?
593
00:29:17,623 --> 00:29:19,291
NO THANKS.
KEEBLE, SHUT UP.
594
00:29:19,325 --> 00:29:20,492
YUCCH.
595
00:29:20,526 --> 00:29:21,493
HOW MUCH
FOR A SWIRLIE?
596
00:29:21,527 --> 00:29:22,895
TAKE STALL NUMBER 4.
597
00:29:22,929 --> 00:29:24,964
NO, NO.
COME ON, TROY.
598
00:29:24,997 --> 00:29:26,398
NO CHARGE.
THANKS, MAN.
599
00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:28,500
CAN WE TALK
ABOUT THIS, RIGHT?
600
00:29:28,534 --> 00:29:29,969
I'M GONNA GET
MY HAIR WET.
601
00:29:30,002 --> 00:29:31,237
COME ON, TROY!
602
00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:33,172
OW! COME ON!
603
00:29:33,205 --> 00:29:34,907
WATER.
604
00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:37,810
A RECURRING GEOGRAPHICAL
FEATURE WHICH ALLOWS
605
00:29:37,844 --> 00:29:39,946
A CIVILIZED SOCIETY
TO DEVELOP.
606
00:29:39,979 --> 00:29:42,248
FOR EXAMPLE,
RIVERS, SPRINGS...
607
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:44,016
MR. KEEBLE?
608
00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:46,585
YOU'RE TARDY,
AND YOU'RE DRIPPING.
609
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:48,254
I HAVE RULES AGAINST BOTH.
610
00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:51,023
NOW, CLASS, ANOTHER
FEATURE WHICH ALLOWS
611
00:29:51,057 --> 00:29:53,292
A CIVILIZED SOCIETY TO
DEVELOP IS A CODE OF RULES.
612
00:29:53,325 --> 00:29:56,829
WITHOUT RULES, SOCIETY
WOULD COMPLETELY COLLAPSE.
613
00:29:56,863 --> 00:29:58,865
DO YOU AGREE WITH
THAT STATEMENT, MR. KEEBLE?
614
00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:01,267
I GUESS SO.
615
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:03,602
I GUESS YOU'LL WRITE ME
A 2,000-WORD ESSAY
616
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:04,937
ON THE SUBJECT.
617
00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,875
THAT'S NOT FAIR!
618
00:30:08,908 --> 00:30:11,277
WHICH I WILL LOOK FORWARD
TO SEEING ON MY DESK
619
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:13,279
DRIP-DRY FRIDAY!
620
00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:14,513
THIS FRIDAY?
621
00:30:14,546 --> 00:30:15,848
THIS FRIDAY!
622
00:30:17,183 --> 00:30:18,117
WAIT.
623
00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,152
FRIDAY WAS THE DAY
I WAS MOVING,
624
00:30:20,186 --> 00:30:21,820
AND THIS TEACHER
WAS MEAN.
625
00:30:21,854 --> 00:30:23,489
SHE LET DOBBS
STEAL MY MONEY.
626
00:30:23,522 --> 00:30:25,491
SHE WANTED TO PUNISH ME
WHEN IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
627
00:30:25,524 --> 00:30:27,459
BUT IF I WASN'T
GONNA BE HERE,
628
00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:29,461
WHAT COULD SHE REALLY
DO TO ME, RIGHT?
629
00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:31,130
IT WAS TIME
TO TAKE A STAND.
630
00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:33,465
HOW COME I CAN'T
DO THE ESSAY
631
00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:34,500
RIGHT NOW?
632
00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:38,037
NOW, CLASS...
633
00:30:40,206 --> 00:30:42,141
MMM. THAT'S GOOD.
634
00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:46,913
A CIVILIZED SOCIETY
635
00:30:46,946 --> 00:30:48,981
DOES NEED
A SET OF RULES.
636
00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:52,018
OTHERWISE,
PEOPLE COULD DO THIS.
637
00:30:52,051 --> 00:30:53,385
OOPS.
638
00:30:53,419 --> 00:30:56,555
DID I SAY 2,000 WORDS?
MAKE THAT 4,000!
639
00:30:57,589 --> 00:31:00,259
OR... THIS.
640
00:31:02,394 --> 00:31:04,997
MAKE THAT 8,000 WORDS,
AND TAKE YOUR SEAT NOW!
641
00:31:05,031 --> 00:31:07,233
8,000 WORDS?
THAT'S KID STUFF.
642
00:31:07,266 --> 00:31:08,434
HOW 'BOUT 12,000 WORDS?
643
00:31:08,467 --> 00:31:10,436
DO I HEAR 12,000 WORDS,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN?
644
00:31:10,469 --> 00:31:11,904
12,000 WORDS!
645
00:31:11,938 --> 00:31:14,406
SOLD! 12,000 WORDS!
646
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,175
GET OFF MY DESK!
647
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,044
OKEE-DAY.
648
00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:25,017
OHHH.
649
00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:26,919
YOU'RE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE,
MR. KEEBLE.
650
00:31:34,093 --> 00:31:35,527
♪ YEAH ♪
651
00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:37,063
SEE YA.
652
00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:39,898
HELLO, SWEETHEART.
653
00:31:39,932 --> 00:31:41,133
NO CONSEQUENCES.
654
00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:42,901
I COULD DO ANYTHING
I WANTED.
655
00:31:42,935 --> 00:31:44,136
EXCUSE ME.
656
00:31:44,170 --> 00:31:45,237
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
657
00:31:45,271 --> 00:31:47,206
IF YOU'RE EVER
IN THE WINDY CITY,
658
00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:48,440
LOOK ME UP.
659
00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:54,646
AND NOW, ALL THE PEOPLE
WHO HAD TRIED TO RUN US DOWN,
660
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,315
MESS US UP,
661
00:31:56,348 --> 00:31:58,217
PUSH US AROUND,
662
00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:01,920
WERE IN
FOR A REAL SURPRISE.
663
00:32:01,954 --> 00:32:03,922
TOLD YOU IT WAS GONNA
HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER.
664
00:32:03,956 --> 00:32:06,592
DIDN'T I?
YES, I DID. YES, I DID.
665
00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:09,061
♪ WAIT, SEE ♪
666
00:32:09,095 --> 00:32:11,063
♪ I DO WHATEVER MOVES ME ♪
667
00:32:11,097 --> 00:32:12,999
I'M CLOSING DOWN THE SHELTER.
668
00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:17,303
PHEROMONES...
NATURE'S DATING SERVICE.
669
00:32:17,336 --> 00:32:19,005
I KEEP MY MONEY
IN A PIGGY BANK.
670
00:32:19,038 --> 00:32:20,139
IT JUST LOOKS LIKE YOU.
671
00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:24,243
AFTER ALL,
672
00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:26,112
I HAD TO SOMETHING
ABOUT THE BOYS.
673
00:32:26,145 --> 00:32:29,115
ALL I NEEDED WAS
A LITTLE BIT OF HELP.
674
00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:33,085
BECAUSE I'M
OUTTA HERE IN 2 DAYS.
675
00:32:33,119 --> 00:32:34,186
DON'T YOU SEE?
676
00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:35,988
THIS ISN'T JUST A PLAN.
677
00:32:36,022 --> 00:32:38,090
IT'S... IT'S
A PLANETARIUM.
678
00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:44,030
LOOK, I'M GONNA BE
THE ONE THEY COME AFTER,
679
00:32:44,063 --> 00:32:46,032
BUT I'M NOT
GONNA BE HERE,
680
00:32:46,065 --> 00:32:48,300
AND THAT... THAT
IS THE BEAUTY OF IT.
681
00:32:48,334 --> 00:32:50,602
I MEAN, YOU GUYS WON'T
EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M UP TO.
682
00:32:50,636 --> 00:32:53,705
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS HELP ME OUT.
683
00:32:53,739 --> 00:32:55,541
AND WE'LL HAVE...
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?
684
00:32:55,574 --> 00:32:57,676
PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY.
685
00:32:57,709 --> 00:33:00,212
PLAUSIBLE
DENIABILITY.
686
00:33:00,246 --> 00:33:02,014
YEAH, DID YOU
JUST MAKE THAT UP?
687
00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:04,450
SO WE ALL DOWN
FOR THE CAUSE?
688
00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:06,685
ONE QUESTION.
689
00:33:06,718 --> 00:33:09,021
CAN'T WE JUST HAVE
A GOING-AWAY PARTY INSTEAD?
690
00:33:09,055 --> 00:33:10,722
WE WILL,
A HUGE BLOWOUT,
691
00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:13,325
WHEN THIS IS OVER.
692
00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:14,326
SO?
693
00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:39,485
MARCHING CALL!
694
00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:54,200
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY
FROZE YOUR ASSETS, MAN.
695
00:33:54,233 --> 00:33:55,334
LET'S SEE WHAT
WE CAN DO ABOUT THAT.
696
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:57,169
HEY!
697
00:33:57,203 --> 00:33:59,037
STEP OFF,
CAPITALIST TOOL.
698
00:33:59,071 --> 00:34:02,608
MAN, WHY DON'T YOU
GO GET A REAL JOB, FOOL?
699
00:34:06,778 --> 00:34:08,180
MAN,
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU,
700
00:34:08,214 --> 00:34:10,182
THEIR LUNCH MONEY
IS MINE, VENDOR.
701
00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:22,361
HA HA HA.
702
00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:24,062
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
703
00:34:24,796 --> 00:34:27,299
TRADING HOURS ARE OVER.
704
00:34:32,238 --> 00:34:33,205
AAH... OHH!
705
00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:37,743
HELLO, VLADIMIR.
706
00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:39,211
AAH!
707
00:34:43,649 --> 00:34:45,284
♪ MacGOOGLES IS ME NAME ♪
708
00:34:45,317 --> 00:34:47,153
♪ I LIKE A SWAMPY BOG ♪
709
00:34:47,186 --> 00:34:49,221
♪ IT'S TIME TO PLAY
A GAME WITH YOUR... ♪
710
00:34:49,255 --> 00:34:50,322
HMM.
711
00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:53,225
♪ MacGOOGLES IS ME NAME ♪
712
00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:55,093
♪ I LIKE A SWAMPY BOG ♪
713
00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:58,096
♪ MacGOOGLE... ♪
714
00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:02,434
♪ MacGOOGLES IS ME NAME ♪
715
00:35:02,468 --> 00:35:04,303
♪ I LIKE A SWAMPY BOG ♪
716
00:35:04,336 --> 00:35:05,304
♪ IT'S TIME TO PLAY A GAME ♪
717
00:35:05,337 --> 00:35:07,239
♪ WITH YOUR FAVORITE HIGHLAND... ♪
718
00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:12,244
♪ MacGOOGLES IS ME NAME ♪
719
00:35:12,278 --> 00:35:13,845
♪ I LIKE A SWAMPY BOG ♪
720
00:35:13,879 --> 00:35:15,481
♪ IT'S TIME TO PLAY A GAME ♪
721
00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:17,283
♪ WITH YOUR FAVORITE
HIGHLAND FROG ♪
722
00:35:17,316 --> 00:35:19,251
AND LET ME JUST REMIND
723
00:35:19,285 --> 00:35:21,253
THE CITIZENS
OF CURTIS JUNIOR HIGH
724
00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:25,157
THAT WE ARE NOW
T-MINUS... SEVERAL HOURS
725
00:35:25,191 --> 00:35:28,260
UNTIL THE SUPERINTENDENT
KNEBWORTH VISIT.
726
00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:30,162
THAT IS ALL.
727
00:35:30,196 --> 00:35:31,363
THANK YOU.
728
00:35:39,805 --> 00:35:40,939
I'M A WALRUS, HEY.
729
00:35:42,308 --> 00:35:43,942
THE CAMERA'S
STILL ON!
730
00:35:51,717 --> 00:35:53,185
OK.
731
00:36:03,395 --> 00:36:04,896
I'M OK.
732
00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,234
SORRY.
733
00:36:09,268 --> 00:36:11,237
I KNOW.
734
00:36:11,270 --> 00:36:13,372
IT'S JUST THAT
WE HAVE TO BE
735
00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:15,241
VERY CAREFUL
WITH THE LAB EQUIPMENT.
736
00:36:15,274 --> 00:36:19,177
OUR BUDGET IS VERY TIGHT...
737
00:36:19,211 --> 00:36:21,647
THANKS TO THE NEW
FOOTBALL PROGRAM.
738
00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:26,585
45 CENTS. COOL.
739
00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:28,654
LET'S CHECK
MY GROSSES TODAY.
740
00:36:40,399 --> 00:36:42,368
WHERE'S MY HANDHELD?
741
00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:52,611
HEY, MISTER,
MY FUDGSICLE'S MELTING!
742
00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:54,246
OH, IT'S
SUPPOSED TO BE MELTING.
743
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,248
PEOPLE PAY EXTRA
FOR THAT.
744
00:36:56,282 --> 00:36:57,215
NOW, BEAT IT!
745
00:36:57,249 --> 00:36:59,451
ALL OF YOU, BEAT IT!
746
00:36:59,485 --> 00:37:00,519
I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
747
00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:01,720
THE HEAT IS ON!
748
00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:06,392
FARTKNOCKER!
749
00:37:09,261 --> 00:37:10,796
EVIL ICE CREAM MAN'S
GOING DOWN.
750
00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:12,731
HOW GREAT.
751
00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:17,636
I SURE AM GONNA
MISS YOU GUYS.
752
00:37:17,669 --> 00:37:20,872
WELL, I GUESS YOU'LL
MAKE NEW FRIENDS IN CHICAGO.
753
00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:22,240
RIGHT, MAX?
754
00:37:23,409 --> 00:37:24,976
I... I GUESS SO.
I DON'T KNOW.
755
00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:26,445
I NEVER REALLY
THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
756
00:37:26,478 --> 00:37:28,880
HEY, MAYBE
YOU'LL MEET KIDS
757
00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:30,916
EXACTLY LIKE US
IN EVERY WAY.
758
00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:33,251
YOU KNOW,
LIKE CLONES.
759
00:37:34,286 --> 00:37:36,988
YEAH. MAYBE I WILL.
760
00:37:37,022 --> 00:37:39,925
WELL, THERE'S STILL
YOUR GOING-AWAY PARTY.
761
00:37:39,958 --> 00:37:41,793
THERE'S GONNA BE A CAKE
AND EVERYTHING.
762
00:37:41,827 --> 00:37:42,994
I BAKED IT.
763
00:37:43,028 --> 00:37:44,396
YEAH,
DON'T FORGET.
764
00:37:44,430 --> 00:37:46,898
TOMORROW, 4:00,
HOUSE OF ROBE.
765
00:37:46,932 --> 00:37:48,600
I'M PROVIDING
THE ICE CREAM.
766
00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:50,802
WHAT'S GOING ON?!
767
00:37:51,837 --> 00:37:54,606
IT'S MELTING!
768
00:37:57,476 --> 00:37:59,411
HEY, MAX?
769
00:37:59,445 --> 00:38:00,779
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?
770
00:38:00,812 --> 00:38:02,314
STUFF.
771
00:38:02,348 --> 00:38:04,916
GETTING READY
FOR THE BIG MOVE
772
00:38:04,950 --> 00:38:05,917
KIND OF STUFF?
773
00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:07,653
MM-HMM.
774
00:38:12,358 --> 00:38:14,326
I'M SORRY WE
SPRUNG THIS ON YOU, MAX,
775
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,429
BUT IT WAS SORT OF SPRUNG
ON ME THE SAME WAY.
776
00:38:17,463 --> 00:38:18,430
UH-HUH.
777
00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:21,667
OK. TSK.
778
00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:22,934
WHAT IF I DIDN'T
TAKE THE JOB?
779
00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:25,103
WHAT THEN?
A HOME,
780
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:26,805
THE FOOD WE EAT,
THE CLOTHES YOU WEAR...
781
00:38:26,838 --> 00:38:28,474
THAT TAKES
A LOT OF MONEY.
782
00:38:28,507 --> 00:38:32,378
I JUST CAN'T SEE
WHY WE CAN'T STAY.
783
00:38:32,411 --> 00:38:33,445
WELL...
784
00:38:33,479 --> 00:38:35,113
SOMETIMES IN LIFE,
785
00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:36,948
YOU GOTTA DO THINGS
THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO DO
786
00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:40,652
BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE
WHO HAVE POWER OVER YOU
787
00:38:40,686 --> 00:38:41,853
TELL YOU TO DO THEM.
788
00:38:41,887 --> 00:38:44,856
NO, DAD, I MEAN,
IF YOU RISE UP
789
00:38:44,890 --> 00:38:47,659
AND... AND... AND SHOW
THAT YOU'RE NOT AFRAID,
790
00:38:47,693 --> 00:38:49,060
THOSE PEOPLE
791
00:38:49,094 --> 00:38:52,631
WILL NO LONGER HAVE
CONTROL OVER YOUR LIFE.
792
00:38:53,699 --> 00:38:55,033
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WITH MAX?
793
00:38:57,703 --> 00:38:59,405
WHO ARE YOU? REALLY?
794
00:39:02,441 --> 00:39:03,809
GOOD NIGHT, KIDDO.
795
00:39:05,444 --> 00:39:06,878
SEE YA.
796
00:40:02,067 --> 00:40:03,702
UNHH.
797
00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:07,939
OHH.
798
00:40:13,579 --> 00:40:14,546
NO.
799
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,622
THE WINDOW WAS OPEN.
800
00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:28,727
WHOA!
801
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:29,828
ROBE.
802
00:40:29,861 --> 00:40:30,962
THE COMPUTER.
803
00:40:30,996 --> 00:40:32,798
I'LL GET
THE BREATH SPRAY.
804
00:40:38,470 --> 00:40:39,971
NATURE'S DATING SERVICE.
805
00:40:46,845 --> 00:40:47,913
WHOA.
806
00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:49,681
WHAT?
CHECK IT OUT.
807
00:40:49,715 --> 00:40:51,683
JINDRAIKE'S USING
ALL THE SCHOOL'S MONEY
808
00:40:51,717 --> 00:40:53,819
TO BUILD HIS STUPID
FOOTBALL STADIUM.
809
00:40:53,852 --> 00:40:55,754
WE CAN'T LET HIM
GET AWAY WITH THAT.
810
00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:59,591
NOW HIS BREATH'LL BE
PHEROMONE FRESH.
811
00:41:01,627 --> 00:41:04,830
OH, YEAH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT ME. I'M FINE.
812
00:41:04,863 --> 00:41:06,665
Here you go.
813
00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:10,969
AND NOW WE ADD
A LITTLE DECORATION.
814
00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:15,707
WHOA!
815
00:41:15,741 --> 00:41:16,975
COME ON, LET'S GET
OUT OF HERE.
816
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:30,055
OW! OW!
817
00:41:30,088 --> 00:41:31,557
ROBE!
COME ON, MAN!
818
00:41:31,590 --> 00:41:32,558
LET'S GO!
819
00:41:32,591 --> 00:41:34,660
YEAH, I'M TRYING.
820
00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:40,966
MORNING, MOM.
821
00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:42,167
HI, SWEETIE.
822
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,234
WHATCHA DOING?
823
00:41:44,736 --> 00:41:46,237
YOU KNOW,
YOU JUST START OUT
824
00:41:46,271 --> 00:41:47,973
BY TRYING TO PACK
EVERYTHING REALLY FAST,
825
00:41:48,006 --> 00:41:48,974
AND THEN
YOU GET CAUGHT UP
826
00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:50,976
IN ALL THIS OLD STUFF.
827
00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:55,080
REMEMBER HOW
THE KITCHEN LOOKED
828
00:41:55,113 --> 00:41:56,715
WHEN WE FIRST MOVED IN?
829
00:41:56,748 --> 00:41:58,584
BEFORE IT WAS PERFECT?
830
00:41:59,618 --> 00:42:01,086
NOT REALLY.
I WAS 4.
831
00:42:01,119 --> 00:42:02,821
RIGHT. MMM.
832
00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:07,559
SORRY ABOUT
THE SHORT NOTICE, MAX.
833
00:42:07,593 --> 00:42:09,828
YOU HAVING TO LEAVE YOUR
FRIENDS AND EVERYTHING.
834
00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:11,096
AH, IT'S OK.
835
00:42:11,129 --> 00:42:12,831
YOU KNOW, AT FIRST,
I WAS REALLY BUMMED OUT,
836
00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:15,033
BUT NOT EVERYTHING'S
BAD ABOUT MOVING.
837
00:42:16,234 --> 00:42:18,670
THAT'S WHAT YOUR FATHER
KEEPS SAYING.
838
00:42:18,704 --> 00:42:20,538
I HOPE
YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT.
839
00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:57,242
TROY McGINTY?
840
00:42:59,110 --> 00:43:00,078
HOW 'BOUT THAT?
841
00:43:00,111 --> 00:43:01,880
OK, NO, I WON'T
DO THAT ANYMORE.
842
00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:03,815
I... I PROMISE.
I PROMISE.
843
00:43:03,849 --> 00:43:06,117
OHH. I LIED. SORRY.
844
00:43:12,157 --> 00:43:14,592
♪ MacGOOGLES IS ME NAME ♪
845
00:43:14,626 --> 00:43:16,127
♪ I LIKE A SWAMPY BOG ♪
846
00:43:16,161 --> 00:43:17,162
NO.
847
00:43:17,195 --> 00:43:18,897
♪ WITH YOUR FAVORITE
HIGHLAND FROG ♪
848
00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:19,965
NO.
849
00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:22,734
NO, NOT YOU.
850
00:43:22,768 --> 00:43:24,836
YOU'RE NOT EVEN REAL!
851
00:43:24,870 --> 00:43:26,838
GET AWAY FROM ME!
852
00:43:26,872 --> 00:43:28,606
AAAH!
853
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:29,775
AAAH!
854
00:43:29,808 --> 00:43:31,309
FASTER, JANITOR!
855
00:43:31,342 --> 00:43:33,645
MORE COMMEMORATIVE RED,
WHITE, AND BLUE STREAMERS.
856
00:43:36,214 --> 00:43:39,751
CRAZY LEGS KNEBWORTH.
WHAT A CHAMPION HE WAS.
857
00:43:48,026 --> 00:43:49,928
COME ON, YOU IDIOT.
858
00:44:06,177 --> 00:44:08,013
HE'S COMING!
859
00:44:08,046 --> 00:44:09,380
HE'S COMING!
860
00:44:09,414 --> 00:44:11,116
STRAIGHTEN UP.
STRAIGHTEN UP.
861
00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:12,818
BETTER. READY?
862
00:44:12,851 --> 00:44:13,819
AND...
863
00:44:20,425 --> 00:44:22,127
AAH!
864
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,295
AT LAST! AT LAST!
865
00:44:24,329 --> 00:44:26,397
THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL
BEEN WAITING FOR.
866
00:44:26,431 --> 00:44:28,967
AH HA HA HA HA.
867
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,136
CRAZY LEGS.
YOU LOOK FIT.
868
00:44:32,337 --> 00:44:34,840
ELLIOT.
IT'S BEEN TOO LONG.
869
00:44:34,873 --> 00:44:36,207
I AGREE COMPLETELY.
870
00:44:36,241 --> 00:44:38,309
SLIP ME THAT BISCUIT.
OOH, THAT'S A HOT ONE.
871
00:44:38,343 --> 00:44:39,310
SMILE.
872
00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:43,849
OK. THE REASON JINDRAIKE
HAS A NEW FOOTBALL PROGRAM
873
00:44:43,882 --> 00:44:47,318
IS TO IMPRESS THIS GUY...
SUPERINTENDENT KNEBWORTH.
874
00:44:47,352 --> 00:44:49,755
YOU SEE, JINDRAIKE
WANTS HIS JOB SO BAD,
875
00:44:49,788 --> 00:44:51,422
HE'D EAT HIS SOCKS.
876
00:44:51,456 --> 00:44:53,224
HOW IT SADDENS ME
877
00:44:53,258 --> 00:44:56,094
TO THINK OF YOUR
RETIREMENT, CRAZY LEGS.
878
00:44:56,127 --> 00:44:57,863
WHAT AN INSPIRATION
YOU'VE BEEN TO US ALL.
879
00:44:57,896 --> 00:44:59,397
IN FACT, I'VE COLLECTED
SOME MEMENTOS
880
00:44:59,430 --> 00:45:00,398
FROM YOUR GLORY DAYS.
881
00:45:00,431 --> 00:45:01,933
WELL.
882
00:45:01,967 --> 00:45:02,934
REMEMBER THIS?
883
00:45:02,968 --> 00:45:05,070
EWW!
884
00:45:05,103 --> 00:45:06,704
IT'S YOUR CHAMPIONSHIP
JOCKSTRAP.
885
00:45:06,738 --> 00:45:07,873
WE WASHED IT. HA HA.
886
00:45:07,906 --> 00:45:10,008
WASH IT AGAIN.
887
00:45:11,442 --> 00:45:12,410
WHAT'S THIS?
888
00:45:12,443 --> 00:45:15,413
ALLOW ME TO PRESENT...
889
00:45:15,446 --> 00:45:18,249
KNEBWORTH STADIUM.
890
00:45:20,151 --> 00:45:22,187
KNEBWORTH STADIUM.
891
00:45:25,323 --> 00:45:27,725
HOW CAN YOU AFFORD TO
DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
892
00:45:27,759 --> 00:45:29,727
I DIDN'T APPROVE
ANY CAPITAL EXPENDITURES
893
00:45:29,761 --> 00:45:30,896
FOR CURTIS.
894
00:45:30,929 --> 00:45:32,730
THE USUAL...
BAKE SALES, CAR WASHES,
895
00:45:32,764 --> 00:45:33,899
AND CUTTING BACK
896
00:45:33,932 --> 00:45:35,366
ON A FEW NON-ESSENTIAL
ITEMS HELPS, TOO.
897
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:36,534
FIRE EXTINGUISHERS,
MILK...
898
00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:37,535
EXCUSE ME?
899
00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:38,536
MOVING ALONG...
900
00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:40,205
HAVE YOU SEEN THE TOILETS?
901
00:45:40,906 --> 00:45:42,140
NO COMPLAINTS,
NO COMPLAINTS.
902
00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:44,109
I NEED 5 LAPS TO...
903
00:45:44,142 --> 00:45:45,276
ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S WEIRD.
904
00:45:45,310 --> 00:45:47,078
WHO TURNED OUT
THE LIGHTS?
905
00:45:52,784 --> 00:45:54,752
HEY, CHECK IT OUT.
IT'S McGINTY!
906
00:45:56,788 --> 00:45:58,489
WHAT THE...
907
00:45:58,523 --> 00:46:00,491
HEY, BREAK IT UP.
BREAK IT UP.
908
00:46:00,525 --> 00:46:01,426
McGINTY.
909
00:46:02,794 --> 00:46:04,429
HE'S...
910
00:46:04,462 --> 00:46:06,264
GONNA EAT ME.
911
00:46:06,297 --> 00:46:07,298
WHAT?
912
00:46:07,332 --> 00:46:10,101
MacGOOGLES.
913
00:46:11,136 --> 00:46:12,770
"LOOK WHO'S CRYING NOW."
914
00:46:12,804 --> 00:46:14,772
WOULD YOU GUYS
GET OUT OF HERE?
915
00:46:14,806 --> 00:46:16,507
SO THE SECOND TEACHER
SAYS, "I AGREE.
916
00:46:16,541 --> 00:46:18,276
THAT'S WHY THEY
CALL IT A LOUNGE." HA.
917
00:46:28,186 --> 00:46:29,487
WELL, HERE WE ARE
918
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,423
IN THE CURTIS
JUNIOR HIGH LIBRARY
919
00:46:32,457 --> 00:46:34,292
HMM. SMALLISH.
920
00:46:34,325 --> 00:46:36,962
YES, BUT WE'RE
BIGGISH ON BOOKS.
921
00:46:36,995 --> 00:46:38,163
ESPECIALLY SPORTS BOOKS.
922
00:46:38,196 --> 00:46:39,530
HMM.
923
00:46:39,564 --> 00:46:41,933
OF COURSE, THE ONE WE'RE
WAITING FOR IS CRAZY LEGS...
924
00:46:41,967 --> 00:46:44,035
THE BOBBY KNEBWORTH STORY.
925
00:46:49,340 --> 00:46:50,441
OHH! OOH! OH!
926
00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:04,355
OHH!
927
00:47:11,329 --> 00:47:14,032
DIDN'T I ORDER NEW COMPUTER
WORKSTATIONS THIS YEAR?
928
00:47:17,502 --> 00:47:19,004
JINDRAIKE?
929
00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:24,175
WE'RE HAVING THEM
UPGRADED.
930
00:47:24,910 --> 00:47:26,577
HMM. OK.
931
00:48:02,948 --> 00:48:04,349
WELL...
932
00:48:04,382 --> 00:48:05,683
IF IT ISN'T
MY FAVORITE CUSTOMER.
933
00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:07,118
WHAT CAN I GET YOU,
PLUMP DADDY?
934
00:48:08,486 --> 00:48:09,887
WHAT'S THIS?
935
00:48:12,390 --> 00:48:13,925
WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?
936
00:48:23,268 --> 00:48:25,103
SOMEBODY'S MESSING
WITH ME.
937
00:48:25,136 --> 00:48:27,205
HEY, CAN I TRY
THE SOUP?
938
00:48:30,575 --> 00:48:32,210
EVERYTHING SET?
939
00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:34,245
I GUESS SO,
BUT I STILL DON'T SEE
940
00:48:34,279 --> 00:48:36,447
HOW THIS IS GONNA HELP
SAVE THE ANIMAL SHELTER.
941
00:48:36,481 --> 00:48:38,449
IT'S ALL PART
OF THE PLAN.
942
00:48:38,483 --> 00:48:39,417
MAX...
943
00:48:39,450 --> 00:48:40,986
WHAT?
944
00:48:42,087 --> 00:48:43,588
I DON'T KNOW.
945
00:48:45,023 --> 00:48:46,591
I'D JUST RATHER
SPEND OUR LAST DAY
946
00:48:46,624 --> 00:48:50,261
HANGING OUT THAN DOING
ALL THIS SPY STUFF.
947
00:48:52,697 --> 00:48:54,465
UHH!
OW! WHAT THE...
948
00:48:54,499 --> 00:48:55,466
PIGGOS.
949
00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:57,602
THEY'RE COMING!
950
00:48:57,635 --> 00:48:59,237
RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.
951
00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:00,938
YOU READY?
CHECK.
952
00:49:02,340 --> 00:49:03,508
LUNCH...
953
00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:05,743
IS...
954
00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:07,112
SERVED.
955
00:49:07,145 --> 00:49:09,080
CHECK
AND MATE.
956
00:49:09,114 --> 00:49:11,182
AAH!
957
00:49:11,216 --> 00:49:12,183
HA HA HA HA.
958
00:49:16,687 --> 00:49:18,189
WHO THREW THAT?
959
00:49:31,136 --> 00:49:33,104
HA HA HA HA HA!
960
00:49:36,141 --> 00:49:36,774
♪ AIM FOR ME ♪
961
00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:38,209
♪ AIM FOR ME ♪
962
00:49:38,243 --> 00:49:40,211
FOOD FIGHT!
963
00:49:40,245 --> 00:49:41,779
♪ AIM FOR ME, HIT IT ♪
964
00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:43,348
♪ IT'S A GREAT BIG WORLD ♪
965
00:49:43,381 --> 00:49:44,482
NOT ON MY WATCH!
966
00:49:44,515 --> 00:49:46,017
♪ NOTHING ♪
967
00:49:46,051 --> 00:49:48,453
♪ DON'T BELIEVE
IN NOTHING ANYWAY ♪
968
00:49:48,486 --> 00:49:50,188
♪ STILL GOT A LOT TO LEARN ♪
969
00:49:50,221 --> 00:49:51,622
♪ BUT WE STARTED OUT
WITH NOTHING ♪
970
00:49:51,656 --> 00:49:54,725
♪ WITH MY FRIENDS
WE'RE GOING ON OUR WAY ♪
971
00:49:54,759 --> 00:49:57,062
STOP THAT
THIS INSTANT!
972
00:49:57,095 --> 00:49:58,663
♪ YOUR LIFE WILL REARRANGE ♪
973
00:49:58,696 --> 00:50:01,299
OH! I SAW THAT,
YOUNG MAN!
974
00:50:01,332 --> 00:50:02,733
AAH!
975
00:50:02,767 --> 00:50:04,669
I'M TAKING NAMES!
976
00:50:04,702 --> 00:50:07,538
♪ THAT'S OK, WE'LL NEVER COME UNDONE ♪
977
00:50:07,572 --> 00:50:09,207
♪ AIM FOR ME ♪
978
00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:11,176
♪ AIM FOR ME ♪
AAH!
979
00:50:11,209 --> 00:50:21,219
AAH!
♪ AIM FOR ME
980
00:50:21,252 --> 00:50:31,262
AAH!
♪ AIM FOR ME
981
00:50:31,296 --> 00:50:41,338
AAH!
♪ AIM FOR ME
982
00:50:41,339 --> 00:50:51,282
AAH!
♪ AIM FOR ME
983
00:50:51,316 --> 00:51:01,358
AAH!
♪ AIM FOR ME
984
00:51:01,359 --> 00:51:11,302
AAH!
♪ AIM FOR ME
985
00:51:11,336 --> 00:51:21,378
AAH!
♪ AIM FOR ME
986
00:51:21,379 --> 00:51:31,322
AAH!
♪ AIM FOR ME
987
00:51:31,356 --> 00:51:41,398
AAH!
♪ AIM FOR ME
988
00:51:41,399 --> 00:51:51,342
AAH!
♪ AIM FOR ME
989
00:51:51,376 --> 00:52:01,418
AAH!
♪ AIM FOR ME
990
00:52:01,419 --> 00:52:11,362
AAH!
♪ AIM FOR ME
991
00:52:11,396 --> 00:52:19,204
AAH!
♪ AIM FOR ME
992
00:52:27,245 --> 00:52:30,781
SIR, I ASSURE YOU,
THIS BEHAVIOR
993
00:52:30,815 --> 00:52:33,218
IS UTTERLY
WITHOUT PRECEDENT.
994
00:52:33,251 --> 00:52:37,222
PLUS, IT NEVER
HAPPENED BEFORE.
995
00:52:40,525 --> 00:52:45,196
WHO?
WHO STARTED THIS?
996
00:52:47,598 --> 00:52:51,502
IF THE CULPRIT
DOES NOT STEP FORWARD
997
00:52:51,536 --> 00:52:53,304
THIS INSTANT,
998
00:52:53,338 --> 00:52:56,841
SWIFT AND HORRIBLE
RETRIBUTION
999
00:52:56,874 --> 00:52:59,744
AWAITS EACH
AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.
1000
00:52:59,777 --> 00:53:01,246
AAH!
1001
00:53:19,597 --> 00:53:22,500
THIS PLACE IS NUTS.
1002
00:53:23,801 --> 00:53:25,670
CRAZY LEGS!
1003
00:53:28,273 --> 00:53:29,907
WAIT!
1004
00:53:33,778 --> 00:53:35,446
UHH!
1005
00:53:37,482 --> 00:53:40,851
PBBBT!
1006
00:53:40,885 --> 00:53:43,521
I POUND ON KIDS.
1007
00:53:44,822 --> 00:53:47,792
THAT'S WHAT I DO.
THAT'S WHAT I DO.
1008
00:53:48,826 --> 00:53:51,262
THIS CAN'T HAPPEN TO ME.
1009
00:53:52,963 --> 00:53:54,899
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE
CALLING ME OUT THERE?
1010
00:53:57,335 --> 00:53:59,437
THE MacGOOGLER.
1011
00:54:01,339 --> 00:54:05,242
TROY, EASY. NOW,
I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU THROUGH
1012
00:54:05,276 --> 00:54:08,579
A CHILDHOOD
REGRESSION PROCESS.
1013
00:54:08,613 --> 00:54:11,982
IT MAY BRING UP
SOME UNPLEASANT MEMORIES,
1014
00:54:12,016 --> 00:54:14,652
BUT I THINK YOU'LL FIND IT
HELPFUL IN THE END.
1015
00:54:14,685 --> 00:54:15,720
ALL RIGHTY?
1016
00:54:15,753 --> 00:54:17,888
MM-HMM.
1017
00:54:17,922 --> 00:54:19,657
NOW, GIVE
MR. MacGOOGLES A HUG.
1018
00:54:19,690 --> 00:54:21,258
AAH! AAH!
HE'S GONNA EAT ME!
1019
00:54:24,429 --> 00:54:26,497
WE'VE GOT SOME WORK TO DO.
1020
00:54:26,531 --> 00:54:30,267
$300 FOR A NEW HANDHELD?
1021
00:54:30,301 --> 00:54:32,603
THERE GOES
MY THIRD QUARTER.
1022
00:54:32,637 --> 00:54:36,907
"MEET ME 3:00 P.M. TODAY
AT THE JUNKYARD
1023
00:54:36,941 --> 00:54:38,509
"IF YOU WANT TO
PUT YOUR HANDHELD
1024
00:54:38,543 --> 00:54:40,511
"BACK IN YOUR HAND.
1025
00:54:40,545 --> 00:54:45,516
P.S. BRING THE METAL COIL."
1026
00:54:45,550 --> 00:54:47,518
SON, YOUR MAMA
FOUND A METAL COIL
1027
00:54:47,552 --> 00:54:49,920
ON THE FRONT PORCH.
IS IT YOURS?
1028
00:54:49,954 --> 00:54:52,423
METAL COIL.
1029
00:55:16,814 --> 00:55:19,484
I WANT MY COIL.
1030
00:55:19,517 --> 00:55:22,319
I WANT MY HANDHELD!
1031
00:55:33,030 --> 00:55:34,799
WHAT DID YOU SAY, PUNK?
1032
00:55:34,832 --> 00:55:37,402
I SAID
"I WANT MY HANDHELD."
1033
00:55:37,435 --> 00:55:39,336
YOU WANT YOUR HANDHELD?
1034
00:55:39,370 --> 00:55:40,805
YEAH. YOU HEARD ME.
1035
00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:42,873
I SAID,
"I WANT MY HANDHELD."
1036
00:55:44,074 --> 00:55:46,010
YOU WANT ME
TO HOLD YOUR HAND?
1037
00:55:46,043 --> 00:55:47,978
NO!
1038
00:55:48,012 --> 00:55:50,515
NEED SOMEBODY TO HOLD
HIS HAND. LITTLE BABY.
1039
00:55:50,548 --> 00:55:51,649
LITTLE...
1040
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:58,656
GIVE ME THE COIL!
1041
00:55:58,689 --> 00:56:01,659
OH, THIS? HUH? HUH?
1042
00:56:01,692 --> 00:56:02,993
UHH!
1043
00:56:16,707 --> 00:56:18,075
NO!
1044
00:56:20,411 --> 00:56:21,779
OH!
1045
00:56:56,581 --> 00:56:58,549
HUH?
1046
00:57:01,852 --> 00:57:03,654
HUH?
1047
00:57:03,688 --> 00:57:07,091
AAH!
AAH!
1048
00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:20,905
YEE-HAW!
1049
00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:22,840
MEH-MEH-MEH,
MEH-MEH-MEH.
1050
00:57:22,873 --> 00:57:26,644
GOOD, TROY! NOW...
1051
00:57:26,677 --> 00:57:29,079
CAN YOU HELP ME
FIND A LINK
1052
00:57:29,113 --> 00:57:32,016
BETWEEN MacGOOGLES
AND YOUR FEARS?
1053
00:57:32,049 --> 00:57:34,619
WAS IT SOMETHING
FROM YOUR PAST
1054
00:57:34,652 --> 00:57:37,922
OR SOMEBODY?
1055
00:57:45,630 --> 00:57:47,197
KEEBLE!
1056
00:57:47,231 --> 00:57:48,499
KEEBLE!
1057
00:57:48,533 --> 00:57:50,768
KEEBLE.
1058
00:57:58,976 --> 00:58:00,645
HEY, MAX.
1059
00:58:00,678 --> 00:58:02,713
HI, JENNA.
1060
00:58:02,747 --> 00:58:04,281
DO YOU WANT TO HANG OUT?
1061
00:58:04,314 --> 00:58:06,016
I'M MEETING SOME FRIENDS
AT BUDDIES.
1062
00:58:06,050 --> 00:58:07,117
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1063
00:58:07,151 --> 00:58:10,120
I ACTUALLY GOTTA
KINDA BE SOMEWHERE.
1064
00:58:10,154 --> 00:58:12,890
OH, COME ON.
STAY FOR ONE MILK SHAKE.
1065
00:58:12,923 --> 00:58:14,224
IT'LL BE FUN.
1066
00:58:14,258 --> 00:58:16,493
WELL...
1067
00:58:17,995 --> 00:58:21,231
ONE MILK SHAKE.
1068
00:58:23,067 --> 00:58:25,502
YOU KNOW WHAT?
OK. ALL RIGHT.
1069
00:58:25,536 --> 00:58:27,972
ONE...
MILK SHAKE.
1070
00:58:29,273 --> 00:58:32,810
♪ HIT ME BABY, ONE MORE TIME ♪
1071
00:58:40,851 --> 00:58:42,553
HA HA HA!
1072
00:58:42,587 --> 00:58:43,988
HA HA HA!
1073
00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:45,155
SO, YOU ACTUALLY
DID SET UP
1074
00:58:45,189 --> 00:58:46,156
THAT WHOLE
MONKEY THING
1075
00:58:46,190 --> 00:58:46,991
AT THE CAFETERIA?
1076
00:58:47,024 --> 00:58:49,760
WELL, ACTUALLY,
TODD IS A CHIMPANZEE.
1077
00:58:49,794 --> 00:58:51,696
YOU'RE SO DEVIOUS.
1078
00:58:51,729 --> 00:58:55,099
WELL, IT'S REALLY PART OF
MY WHOLE NEW ATTITUDE...
1079
00:58:55,132 --> 00:58:57,201
WHAT I LIKE TO CALL
MY PHAT-ITUDE.
1080
00:58:57,234 --> 00:59:00,104
YO! DON'T CROWD
THE MAN, DUDE.
1081
00:59:00,137 --> 00:59:02,773
HE HAS PHAT-ITUDE.
GIT!
1082
00:59:04,809 --> 00:59:08,012
YEE-HAW!
1083
00:59:13,751 --> 00:59:16,721
I WONDER WHERE MAX IS?
1084
00:59:16,754 --> 00:59:18,856
DON'T WORRY. HE'LL BE HERE.
1085
00:59:26,764 --> 00:59:29,033
♪ SCHOOL IS OUT,
LET'S ENJOY THE HEAT ♪
1086
00:59:29,066 --> 00:59:30,367
♪ IT'S ALL YOU NOW, DO IT LIKE
YOU'RE PLAYIN' FOR KEEPS ♪
1087
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:32,803
♪ DESTROYED RIGHT HERE
FOR YOU TO MAKIN' IT CHEAP ♪
1088
00:59:32,837 --> 00:59:34,872
♪ OLD SCHOOL, NEW SCHOOL,
COME ON, WIGGLE WITH ME ♪
1089
00:59:34,905 --> 00:59:36,907
♪ JUMP AND SLIDE ♪
1090
00:59:36,941 --> 00:59:38,876
♪ NOW DIP,
THAT'S RIGHT ♪
1091
00:59:38,909 --> 00:59:40,577
♪ NOW JUMP AND SLIDE ♪
1092
00:59:40,611 --> 00:59:43,580
♪ NOW DIP,
THAT'S RIGHT ♪
1093
00:59:43,614 --> 00:59:47,584
♪ YOU WANT IT,
YOU GOT IT, AHH ♪
1094
00:59:47,618 --> 00:59:50,587
♪ YOU WANT IT,
BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1095
00:59:50,621 --> 00:59:51,555
MEGAN, WAIT!
1096
00:59:51,588 --> 00:59:56,060
♪ YOU WANT IT, YOU GOT IT, AHH ♪
1097
00:59:57,695 --> 01:00:02,332
DON'T WORRY ABOUT US.
JUST GO BACK TO YOUR PARTY.
1098
01:00:02,366 --> 01:00:05,002
IT'S NOT A PARTY.
I WAS JUST...
1099
01:00:05,035 --> 01:00:07,104
I WAS JUST COMING
TO SEE YOU GUYS.
1100
01:00:09,039 --> 01:00:11,175
WHATEVER.
1101
01:00:11,208 --> 01:00:14,411
I GUESS WE'RE JUST NOT
COOL ENOUGH FOR YOU.
1102
01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:15,746
DON'T SAY THAT.
1103
01:00:15,780 --> 01:00:19,316
BUT MEGAN... SHE LIKES YOU.
1104
01:00:19,349 --> 01:00:22,820
SHE REALLY LIKES YOU.
1105
01:00:27,692 --> 01:00:29,126
ROBE, WAIT.
1106
01:00:29,159 --> 01:00:32,830
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'VE BEEN WAITING.
1107
01:00:32,863 --> 01:00:35,132
NOW I'M GOIN' HOME.
1108
01:00:35,165 --> 01:00:38,002
HAVE A NICE LIFE
IN CHICAGO.
1109
01:00:49,313 --> 01:00:50,848
WELL, CAN YOU TELL HER
THAT I CALLED?
1110
01:00:50,881 --> 01:00:52,116
SURE.
1111
01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:53,851
AND THAT I'M REALLY,
REALLY SORRY.
1112
01:00:53,884 --> 01:00:54,719
I'LL TELL HER, MAX.
1113
01:00:54,752 --> 01:00:56,120
THANKS.
1114
01:00:56,153 --> 01:00:59,690
AND DON'T FORGET
THE SORRY PART PLEASE.
1115
01:00:59,724 --> 01:01:00,725
I WON'T.
1116
01:01:00,758 --> 01:01:02,126
THANK YOU. BYE.
1117
01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:07,798
HEY, CHAMP.
YOU SEEN YOUR MOM?
1118
01:01:07,832 --> 01:01:09,734
HEY, HONEY,
CAN YOU COME HERE QUICK?
1119
01:01:09,767 --> 01:01:11,301
I GOT BIG NEWS.
1120
01:01:12,269 --> 01:01:13,237
WHAT'S UP?
1121
01:01:13,270 --> 01:01:15,405
GUESS WHAT?
1122
01:01:15,439 --> 01:01:18,142
WE'RE NOT MOVING.
1123
01:01:19,276 --> 01:01:21,979
WE'RE NOT?
1124
01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:25,349
UH-UH. I FINALLY GAVE FOGE
SOME OF HIS OWN MEDICINE.
1125
01:01:25,382 --> 01:01:27,084
YOU FOGED FOGE?
1126
01:01:27,117 --> 01:01:29,219
YEAH. I QUIT.
WE'RE GONNA STAY HERE.
1127
01:01:29,253 --> 01:01:31,021
I'M GONNA START
MY OWN BUSINESS.
1128
01:01:31,055 --> 01:01:33,157
OH, SWEETIE!
1129
01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:34,391
NOW YOU'RE GONNA BE
THE BIG CHEESE!
1130
01:01:34,424 --> 01:01:35,926
HA HA!
HA HA!
1131
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:37,728
NOT ANYMORE!
1132
01:01:37,762 --> 01:01:40,731
WAIT! WE'RE NOT MOVING?
1133
01:01:40,765 --> 01:01:42,833
UH-UH.
1134
01:01:43,868 --> 01:01:45,836
OH, LOOK AT HIM.
1135
01:01:45,870 --> 01:01:48,172
HE'S SO HAPPY,
HE CAN'T SPEAK!
1136
01:01:48,205 --> 01:01:49,339
HA HA HA!
1137
01:01:49,373 --> 01:01:51,742
HEY, HONEY,
CAN YOU HELP ME GET THIS OFF?
1138
01:01:51,776 --> 01:01:53,410
I SURE CAN!
1139
01:01:53,443 --> 01:01:55,179
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T GET IT
OVER MY HEAD WITH THE GLOVES.
1140
01:01:58,448 --> 01:02:02,019
WHAT WAS I GONNA DO?
I HAD TO GET OUT OF THIS.
1141
01:02:02,052 --> 01:02:03,954
MAX, THIS IS
GONNA BE GREAT.
1142
01:02:03,988 --> 01:02:06,123
I FINALLY GET TO
BE MY OWN BOSS.
1143
01:02:06,156 --> 01:02:08,258
BUT, DAD, WHAT ABOUT
YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES...
1144
01:02:08,292 --> 01:02:11,295
THE HOUSE, THE FOOD,
MY CLOTHES?
1145
01:02:11,328 --> 01:02:14,131
WHAT ABOUT MY CLOTHES?
DO YOU WANT TO WEAR RAGS?
1146
01:02:14,164 --> 01:02:16,366
MAX, I OWE IT
ALL TO YOU.
1147
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,135
YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT HELPED ME REALIZE
1148
01:02:18,168 --> 01:02:19,870
FOGE WAS NOTHING
BUT A BULLY.
1149
01:02:19,904 --> 01:02:21,038
IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU,
I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD
1150
01:02:21,071 --> 01:02:23,140
THE COURAGE
TO STAND UP TO HIM.
1151
01:02:23,173 --> 01:02:26,043
I'M JUST A KID!
WHAT DO I KNOW?
1152
01:02:26,076 --> 01:02:28,478
YOU OK? YOU SEEM
A LITTLE JUMPY.
1153
01:02:28,512 --> 01:02:30,380
YES! YEAH.
1154
01:02:30,414 --> 01:02:32,883
YOU SURE?
YEAH. I'M COOL.
1155
01:02:32,917 --> 01:02:34,885
SO, SEE YOU
TONIGHT.
1156
01:02:34,919 --> 01:02:36,753
UH, YEAH.
YEAH.
1157
01:02:42,459 --> 01:02:44,061
MAYBE.
1158
01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:47,898
MAYBE?
1159
01:02:47,932 --> 01:02:50,267
WHO WAS I KIDDING?
1160
01:02:50,300 --> 01:02:55,405
I WAS GRADE-A DEAD MEAT,
AND I KNEW IT.
1161
01:02:56,306 --> 01:02:57,441
WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW
1162
01:02:57,474 --> 01:03:01,278
IS THAT I'VE LEFT MY
FRIENDS IN THE SAME BOAT.
1163
01:03:01,311 --> 01:03:03,280
IT'S GONNA BE A LONG
YEAR FOR YOU, SLIM.
1164
01:03:03,313 --> 01:03:04,982
I'M GONNA POUND YOU
EVERY DAY.
1165
01:03:05,015 --> 01:03:08,919
AND ALL THANKS TO
YOUR GOOD FRIEND KEEBLE.
1166
01:03:08,953 --> 01:03:10,821
CATCH YOU AROUND, HUH?
1167
01:03:13,123 --> 01:03:14,992
GREAT.
1168
01:03:15,025 --> 01:03:17,027
LET'S JUST ROUND IT OFF
TO ALL YOUR MONEY FOREVER.
1169
01:03:17,061 --> 01:03:20,597
FROM HERE ON IN,
YOU WORK FOR ME.
1170
01:03:20,630 --> 01:03:23,868
HEH HEH! YEAH.
1171
01:03:25,402 --> 01:03:28,038
IN FACT, THE ENTIRE
SCHOOL WAS GOING TO SUFFER
1172
01:03:28,072 --> 01:03:28,973
BECAUSE OF ME.
1173
01:03:29,006 --> 01:03:32,877
OH, STOP SMILING.
THIS IS NOT A HAPPY PLACE.
1174
01:03:40,985 --> 01:03:43,287
FIND MAX KEEBLE. I'D LIKE
TO SPEAK TO HIM AT ONCE.
1175
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:45,222
YOU BETTER
BOOK A FLIGHT.
1176
01:03:46,590 --> 01:03:47,958
WHAT?
1177
01:03:47,992 --> 01:03:49,994
MAX KEEBLE
MOVED TO CHICAGO.
1178
01:03:50,027 --> 01:03:51,561
I JUST FORWARDED
HIS FILE.
1179
01:04:05,175 --> 01:04:09,246
MRS. RANGOON, A MOMENT
OF YOUR TIME, PLEASE.
1180
01:04:11,181 --> 01:04:12,917
SOMEONE'S GOT
SOMETHING IMPORTANT
1181
01:04:12,950 --> 01:04:15,519
TO SAY TO THE STUDENTS.
1182
01:04:15,552 --> 01:04:17,922
SOMEONE'S GOT SOMETHING
VERY IMPORTANT
1183
01:04:17,955 --> 01:04:21,025
TO SAY TO THE STUDENTS,
AND DO YOU KNOW
1184
01:04:21,058 --> 01:04:24,028
WHO THAT SOMEONE IS,
MRS. RANGOON?
1185
01:04:26,530 --> 01:04:29,499
IT'S ME, MRS. RANGOON.
1186
01:04:29,533 --> 01:04:31,435
HMM. YEAH.
1187
01:04:34,071 --> 01:04:36,907
AND WAIT TILL THEY HEAR IT.
1188
01:04:38,275 --> 01:04:41,011
ATTENTION, STUDENTS.
1189
01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:47,417
BECAUSE OF YESTERDAY'S
CRIMES AGAINST THE SCHOOL,
1190
01:04:47,451 --> 01:04:52,189
INSTIGATED BY YOUR FORMER
CLASSMATE MAX KEEBLE,
1191
01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:54,191
THE FOLLOWING
EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES
1192
01:04:54,224 --> 01:04:55,692
ARE NOW SUSPENDED...
1193
01:04:55,725 --> 01:05:00,197
ART, MUSIC, P.E.,
1194
01:05:00,230 --> 01:05:02,066
FUN!
1195
01:05:02,099 --> 01:05:05,035
SUSPENDED,
DISCONTINUED, DEFUNCT!
1196
01:05:05,069 --> 01:05:06,903
GREAT. YOUR BOYFRIEND
MAX KEEBLE
1197
01:05:06,937 --> 01:05:08,705
JUST GOT US HOSED.
1198
01:05:08,738 --> 01:05:11,541
HE'S JUST MY PAPERBOY.
1199
01:05:11,575 --> 01:05:14,411
HMM. I NEVER
REALLY LIKED HIM.
1200
01:05:23,620 --> 01:05:25,322
KEEBLE!
1201
01:05:25,355 --> 01:05:27,924
OK. TODAY, CLASS,
WE'RE GOING TO REVIEW
1202
01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:31,061
SOME OF THE ELEMENTS
OF GRAMMAR.
1203
01:05:31,095 --> 01:05:34,064
McGINTY SAYS HE'S GONNA POUND ME
1204
01:05:34,098 --> 01:05:37,934
EVERY DAY FOR
THE REST OF MY LIFE.
1205
01:05:37,968 --> 01:05:41,138
DOBBS SAYS I HAVE TO
GIVE HIM ALL OF MY MONEY...
1206
01:05:41,171 --> 01:05:43,607
FOREVER.
1207
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:47,177
SOME PLAUSIBLE
DENIABILITY.
1208
01:05:56,353 --> 01:06:01,158
HI. DO YOU MIND IF I
HANG HERE FOR A WHILE,
1209
01:06:01,191 --> 01:06:03,093
BECAUSE THERE'S SOME
PEOPLE AFTER ME.
1210
01:06:03,127 --> 01:06:06,430
I DID SOME STUFF.
1211
01:06:06,463 --> 01:06:11,001
YEAH. YOU PROBABLY...
1212
01:06:11,035 --> 01:06:13,770
YEAH. I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT THE CAFETERIA.
1213
01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:16,173
BUT JINDRAIKE
HAS NO RIGHT
1214
01:06:16,206 --> 01:06:18,475
TO DO WHAT HE'S DOING,
AND NOW
1215
01:06:18,508 --> 01:06:21,211
MY FRIENDS ARE GONNA GET
WHALED ON BECAUSE OF ME,
1216
01:06:21,245 --> 01:06:24,148
AND I CAN'T DO
ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
1217
01:06:24,181 --> 01:06:27,617
ANY KID CAN MAKE A MESS.
1218
01:06:27,651 --> 01:06:30,320
TAKES A MAN TO CLEAN IT UP.
1219
01:06:36,060 --> 01:06:37,661
IT TOOK
A MAN WITH A PLUNGER
1220
01:06:37,694 --> 01:06:40,297
TO MAKE ME REALIZE
THAT I HAD TO DO SOMETHING.
1221
01:06:40,330 --> 01:06:42,299
I THOUGHT I'D STOOD UP
TO THE BULLIES,
1222
01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:44,334
BUT ALL I'D REALLY DONE
WAS HIT AND RUN.
1223
01:06:44,368 --> 01:06:48,172
THAT'S NOT COURAGE.
THAT'S EX-COURAGE.
1224
01:06:52,576 --> 01:06:56,746
AS YOU KNOW, VERBS ARE WORDS
THAT DESCRIBE ACTIONS,
1225
01:06:56,780 --> 01:06:58,415
SO WHO CAN NAME A FEW?
1226
01:06:58,448 --> 01:07:02,719
BETRAY, DECEIVE, LIE.
1227
01:07:03,787 --> 01:07:05,489
HOW ABOUT BURN,
1228
01:07:05,522 --> 01:07:09,059
SCREW OVER,
STAB IN THE BACK?
1229
01:07:09,093 --> 01:07:11,661
HEH! UH-HUH.
1230
01:07:11,695 --> 01:07:15,532
ATTENTION STUDENTS,
THIS IS MAX KEEBLE SPEAKING.
1231
01:07:15,565 --> 01:07:20,170
FIRST I'D LIKE TO SAY TO
MY FRIENDS MEGAN AND ROBE
1232
01:07:20,204 --> 01:07:23,507
THAT I KNOW
THAT I ACTED LIKE A JERK,
1233
01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:24,541
AND I'M SORRY
1234
01:07:24,574 --> 01:07:26,743
FOR EVER GETTING YOU
INVOLVED IN THIS.
1235
01:07:26,776 --> 01:07:31,215
I SCREWED UP, BUT YOU
GUYS ARE MY BEST FRIENDS,
1236
01:07:31,248 --> 01:07:32,349
AND THAT'S FOREVER.
1237
01:07:32,382 --> 01:07:36,453
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE
TO SAY, BUT I'M SORRY.
1238
01:07:36,486 --> 01:07:38,355
IT PROBABLY DOESN'T
MATTER TO YOU ANYMORE,
1239
01:07:38,388 --> 01:07:39,423
BUT I'M NOT MOVING.
1240
01:07:39,456 --> 01:07:40,424
KEEBLE!
1241
01:07:40,457 --> 01:07:42,226
AND McGINTY AND DOBBS,
1242
01:07:42,259 --> 01:07:45,562
IT'S ME YOU WANT,
SO LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE.
1243
01:07:45,595 --> 01:07:48,865
I MAY HAVE RUN BEFORE, BUT I AM
ALL THROUGH RUNNING NOW.
1244
01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:52,068
YOU WANT ME, I'LL BE
IN THE PARKING LOT, 3:00.
1245
01:07:53,103 --> 01:07:54,604
CUT!
1246
01:07:54,638 --> 01:07:56,573
END OF BROADCAST!
1247
01:07:56,606 --> 01:07:58,742
THAT IS ALL. THANK YOU.
1248
01:07:58,775 --> 01:08:00,744
AH!
1249
01:08:00,777 --> 01:08:03,213
HELLO, MAX.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
1250
01:08:03,247 --> 01:08:06,416
GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.
PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT.
1251
01:08:06,450 --> 01:08:08,818
ANYTHING I CAN GET FOR YOU?
SPARKING WATER? SODA?
1252
01:08:08,852 --> 01:08:11,321
NO? OK.
1253
01:08:13,657 --> 01:08:15,492
YOU'VE ACTED
LIKE A CRIMINAL,
1254
01:08:15,525 --> 01:08:18,162
SO I'M GOING TO TREAT
YOU LIKE A CRIMINAL.
1255
01:08:19,529 --> 01:08:21,498
I'M NOT A CRIMINAL.
1256
01:08:21,531 --> 01:08:25,235
PEOPLE WHO DO CRIMES
ARE CRIMINALS, LIKE YOU.
1257
01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:30,407
YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL
BEFORE SLANDERING
1258
01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:32,909
YOUR PRINCIPAL'S
SPOTLESS REPUTATION
1259
01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:35,279
WITH WILD
AND GROUNDLESS CLAIMS.
1260
01:08:35,312 --> 01:08:38,248
THEY'RE NOT GROUNDLESS,
THEY'RE GROUND-FULL.
1261
01:08:38,282 --> 01:08:39,249
GROUND-FULL?
1262
01:08:39,283 --> 01:08:40,317
LOOK IT UP!
1263
01:08:42,786 --> 01:08:44,454
I SAW IT ON THE SCREEN.
1264
01:08:44,488 --> 01:08:47,257
YOU HAVE BEEN STEALING
FROM ALL THE SCHOOL BUDGETS
1265
01:08:47,291 --> 01:08:49,626
TO FUND YOUR STUPID
FOOTBALL STUFF.
1266
01:08:49,659 --> 01:08:51,595
SAW IT ON THE SCREEN,
DID YOU?
1267
01:08:51,628 --> 01:08:54,498
YEAH, AND IT'S TRUE.
1268
01:08:54,531 --> 01:08:57,267
YOU'RE A SMART
LITTLE BOY...
1269
01:08:58,402 --> 01:08:59,603
BUT SO AM I!
1270
01:09:02,639 --> 01:09:04,374
SO I FIDDLED
WITH THE BUDGET.
1271
01:09:04,408 --> 01:09:06,276
FIDDLESTICKS.
IT'S MY BUDGET.
1272
01:09:06,310 --> 01:09:08,345
SO WE HAVE FEWER TEXTBOOKS.
BIG DEAL.
1273
01:09:08,378 --> 01:09:09,779
TEXTBOOKS ARE FOR NERDS.
1274
01:09:09,813 --> 01:09:11,781
FEWER BAND INSTRUMENTS...
WHO CARES?
1275
01:09:11,815 --> 01:09:13,483
BAND IS FOR LOSERS.
1276
01:09:13,517 --> 01:09:14,818
COME ON!
OH!
1277
01:09:14,851 --> 01:09:17,321
SO THE JANITOR HAS TO
WORK OVERTIME FOR NO PAY.
1278
01:09:17,354 --> 01:09:19,689
HE SHOULD PAY ME
FOR THE PRIVILEGE!
1279
01:09:22,326 --> 01:09:27,331
NOW, LET ME DESCRIBE
YOUR NEXT 24 HOURS.
1280
01:09:27,364 --> 01:09:30,367
I'M GOING TO METE OUT
A PUNISHMENT TO YOU
1281
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:32,636
THAT IS SO SEVERE,
FUTURE GENERATIONS
1282
01:09:32,669 --> 01:09:35,505
WILL REFER TO IT
AS "THE KEEBLE."
1283
01:09:36,673 --> 01:09:39,476
THEY WILL BEG
ON BENDED KNEE...
1284
01:09:39,509 --> 01:09:43,213
"OH, PLEASE, SIR.
NOT THE KEEBLE, SIR.
1285
01:09:43,247 --> 01:09:45,215
"I SWEAR I'LL NEVER
MISBEHAVE AGAIN
1286
01:09:45,249 --> 01:09:49,653
IF YOU'LL JUST SPARE
ME... THE KEEBLE."
1287
01:09:52,956 --> 01:09:55,759
AND SPARE THEM
I SHALL, MAX,
1288
01:09:55,792 --> 01:09:57,327
FOR I AM
A MERCIFUL MAN.
1289
01:09:57,361 --> 01:09:59,896
YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS
ARE SO IMMENSE
1290
01:09:59,929 --> 01:10:01,498
THAT I WOULD BE
DELINQUENT...
1291
01:10:09,806 --> 01:10:12,509
MY BULLDOZER!
1292
01:10:13,543 --> 01:10:15,345
OH, GOODY.
1293
01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:22,519
OH, THAT'S RIGHT!
YOU DON'T KNOW!
1294
01:10:24,954 --> 01:10:28,792
YOU THOUGHT YOU SAVED
THE ANIMAL SHELTER.
1295
01:10:28,825 --> 01:10:32,028
IT WOULD APPEAR... NOT!
1296
01:10:42,472 --> 01:10:44,374
NOW STAY THERE!
1297
01:10:45,575 --> 01:10:47,544
DON'T GO AWAY.
1298
01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:49,479
UHH!
1299
01:10:49,513 --> 01:10:51,381
HMM.
1300
01:10:54,518 --> 01:10:55,985
UHH!
1301
01:11:05,795 --> 01:11:07,664
WHAT DO YOU THINK
JINDRAIKE'LL DO TO HIM?
1302
01:11:07,697 --> 01:11:08,665
WHAT DO YOU THINK
1303
01:11:08,698 --> 01:11:10,634
McGINTY AND DOBBS'LL DO TO HIM?
1304
01:11:11,701 --> 01:11:13,570
♪ WE GOT EVIL TROUBLE ♪
1305
01:11:14,838 --> 01:11:16,406
MAYBE THEY'LL JUST
FORGET THE WHOLE THING.
1306
01:11:17,841 --> 01:11:19,309
♪ EVIL TROUBLE ♪
1307
01:11:19,343 --> 01:11:20,910
♪ WE GOT EVIL TROUBLE ♪
1308
01:11:20,944 --> 01:11:22,779
OR MAYBE THEY'LL
RIP HIS HEAD OFF.
1309
01:11:22,812 --> 01:11:25,582
WE'VE GOT TO
DO SOMETHING.
1310
01:11:25,615 --> 01:11:27,016
COME ON.
1311
01:11:27,050 --> 01:11:29,353
♪ WE GOT EVIL TROUBLE ♪
1312
01:11:31,821 --> 01:11:33,523
♪ WE GOT EVIL TROUBLE ♪
1313
01:11:33,557 --> 01:11:34,924
GOOD AFTERNOON,
MR. DOBBS.
1314
01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:37,093
ALWAYS A PLEASURE, McGINTY.
1315
01:11:54,711 --> 01:11:56,680
THIS IS GONNA BE EPIC.
1316
01:11:56,713 --> 01:11:58,815
"KEEBLE CANCELED."
1317
01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:05,021
HERE'S JINNY.
1318
01:12:06,523 --> 01:12:08,057
KEEBLE?
1319
01:12:09,393 --> 01:12:10,994
KEEBLE!
1320
01:12:23,039 --> 01:12:25,074
SACRILEGE!
1321
01:12:26,410 --> 01:12:28,645
OPEN THIS DOOR IMMEDIATELY!
1322
01:12:29,713 --> 01:12:33,517
CAGED LIKE AN ANIMAL.
1323
01:12:33,550 --> 01:12:35,385
IRONIC.
1324
01:12:35,419 --> 01:12:39,689
AAH!
1325
01:12:41,057 --> 01:12:42,826
OW!
1326
01:12:42,859 --> 01:12:47,363
SO, UH...
IS MY WATCH RUNNING FAST,
1327
01:12:47,397 --> 01:12:50,600
OR IS OUR KEEBLE FRIEND
RUNNING SCARED?
1328
01:12:50,634 --> 01:12:52,602
SOMEBODY LOOKING FOR ME?
1329
01:12:54,904 --> 01:12:58,875
KEEBLE, WELCOME TO
OUR PARKING LOT OF PAIN.
1330
01:12:58,908 --> 01:13:00,877
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
1331
01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:12,088
YOU KNOW
HOW DOCTORS SAY,
1332
01:13:12,121 --> 01:13:13,623
"THIS ISN'T GONNA
HURT A BIT"?
1333
01:13:13,657 --> 01:13:15,091
WELL,
I'M NOT A DOCTOR,
1334
01:13:15,124 --> 01:13:16,893
AND NEITHER IS McGINTY HERE.
1335
01:13:16,926 --> 01:13:20,430
HE'S RIGHT.
I'M NOT A DOCTOR.
1336
01:13:20,464 --> 01:13:22,065
YEAH!
1337
01:13:22,098 --> 01:13:23,933
OH, YOU KNOW,
THAT'S TOO BAD,
1338
01:13:23,967 --> 01:13:26,536
'CAUSE YOU'RE
GONNA NEED ONE.
1339
01:13:26,570 --> 01:13:27,804
UHH!
1340
01:13:27,837 --> 01:13:29,072
HOLD HIM!
1341
01:13:29,105 --> 01:13:30,907
LET HIM GO!
1342
01:13:30,940 --> 01:13:32,809
MEGAN, I'M HANDLING THIS!
1343
01:13:32,842 --> 01:13:34,210
SO AM I.
1344
01:13:34,243 --> 01:13:35,945
HA HA HA!
1345
01:13:35,979 --> 01:13:39,716
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
DO ABOUT IT, HUH?
1346
01:13:39,749 --> 01:13:42,652
THIS.
1347
01:13:42,686 --> 01:13:43,553
OH.
1348
01:13:43,587 --> 01:13:46,422
OK.
1349
01:14:11,548 --> 01:14:13,683
HA HA HA HA!
1350
01:14:35,004 --> 01:14:37,273
I'M SO SCARED.
1351
01:14:37,306 --> 01:14:38,675
YOU SHOULD BE.
1352
01:14:38,708 --> 01:14:40,109
WE'RE TAKING BACK
OUR SCHOOL.
1353
01:14:40,143 --> 01:14:42,612
YEAH. NO MORE
BEING PUSHED AROUND.
1354
01:14:42,646 --> 01:14:44,548
NO MORE BEING STEPPED ON.
1355
01:14:44,581 --> 01:14:46,716
NO MORE MR. NOT-NICE GUY.
1356
01:14:46,750 --> 01:14:49,052
YOUR REIGN OF TERROR
OVER THE STUDENT BODY
1357
01:14:49,085 --> 01:14:51,220
HAS COME TO
AN ABRUPT HALT.
1358
01:14:51,254 --> 01:14:54,558
WHAT?
WHAT?
1359
01:14:57,561 --> 01:15:00,063
YES, PLEASE.
1360
01:15:00,096 --> 01:15:03,499
FROM NOW ON,
YOU HAVE TO PAY US
1361
01:15:03,533 --> 01:15:04,834
TO USE THE RESTROOM.
1362
01:15:04,868 --> 01:15:05,835
WE'RE PULLING
YOUR PLUG!
1363
01:15:05,869 --> 01:15:06,970
THROW 'EM IN THE DUMPSTER!
1364
01:15:07,003 --> 01:15:09,172
SMARLICK!
YEAH!
1365
01:15:09,205 --> 01:15:10,173
GET 'EM!
1366
01:15:10,206 --> 01:15:12,241
NO!
1367
01:15:29,693 --> 01:15:32,562
AHA! AHA! AH!
1368
01:15:51,715 --> 01:15:54,684
IT WAS ALL HIS IDEA!
IT WAS HIS IDEA!
1369
01:15:56,586 --> 01:15:58,087
PUT ME DOWN!
1370
01:15:58,121 --> 01:15:59,789
WAIT!
1371
01:15:59,823 --> 01:16:01,925
WAIT!
1372
01:16:02,892 --> 01:16:04,694
WHAT ARE WE DOING?!
1373
01:16:04,728 --> 01:16:06,195
GETTING REVENGE
ON THE BULLIES.
1374
01:16:06,229 --> 01:16:08,865
BUT THAT MAKES US
THE SAME AS THEM.
1375
01:16:08,898 --> 01:16:10,233
DON'T YOU SEE?
1376
01:16:12,135 --> 01:16:16,706
I MEAN, I WENT ABOUT
ALL THIS THE WRONG WAY.
1377
01:16:16,740 --> 01:16:18,241
WE ARE NO BETTER
THAN THE BULLIES
1378
01:16:18,274 --> 01:16:20,576
IF WE DO EXACTLY
WHAT THE BULLIES DO.
1379
01:16:20,610 --> 01:16:24,113
I MEAN, WE ALL...
WE NEED TO STAND TOGETHER
1380
01:16:24,147 --> 01:16:27,250
AND MAKE OUR SCHOOL A
BETTER PLACE FOR EVERYONE!
1381
01:16:27,283 --> 01:16:30,820
FOR YOU AND YOU AND YOU
AND EVEN YOU, WORRIED KID.
1382
01:16:32,756 --> 01:16:34,590
MAN'S GOT A POINT.
1383
01:16:34,624 --> 01:16:35,659
YEAH!
1384
01:16:36,926 --> 01:16:39,095
WHAT SHOULD
WE DO WITH THEM?
1385
01:16:39,128 --> 01:16:40,263
LET 'EM GO.
1386
01:16:40,296 --> 01:16:42,732
NO!
1387
01:16:47,170 --> 01:16:49,739
HA HA HA!
1388
01:16:54,778 --> 01:16:56,980
WOW! HOW COOL ARE YOU?
1389
01:16:57,013 --> 01:16:58,748
YOU KNOW. JUST...
1390
01:16:58,782 --> 01:17:00,984
A BUNCH OF US ARE HAVING
A PARTY THIS WEEKEND.
1391
01:17:02,118 --> 01:17:03,953
NINTH GRADERS ONLY.
1392
01:17:03,987 --> 01:17:06,856
EXCEPT FOR YOU, MAX.
1393
01:17:08,792 --> 01:17:12,428
I'M SORRY. I CAN'T COME.
1394
01:17:14,030 --> 01:17:17,200
I'M MEETING SOMEBODY.
1395
01:17:18,702 --> 01:17:19,803
SHOO SHOO!
1396
01:17:20,837 --> 01:17:22,806
WHATEVER.
1397
01:17:24,373 --> 01:17:26,710
NICE MOVE, MAX.
1398
01:17:26,743 --> 01:17:29,278
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK NOT MOVING
1399
01:17:29,312 --> 01:17:31,447
WAS THE BEST MOVE OF ALL.
1400
01:17:39,088 --> 01:17:40,189
IT'S JINDRAIKE!
1401
01:17:40,223 --> 01:17:42,058
HE'S HEADING FOR
THE ANIMAL SHELTER!
1402
01:17:42,091 --> 01:17:44,193
THAT'S IT! RUN!
1403
01:17:44,227 --> 01:17:47,230
SCATTER LIKE
THE CHILDREN YOU ARE!
1404
01:17:49,699 --> 01:17:52,135
KNOCK, KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?
1405
01:18:03,046 --> 01:18:06,082
WHOA!
1406
01:18:07,383 --> 01:18:09,218
HUH?
1407
01:18:10,386 --> 01:18:12,856
GIDDYAP!
1408
01:18:22,265 --> 01:18:24,400
ALL RIGHT! WHO'S FIRST?!
1409
01:18:28,037 --> 01:18:32,375
I KNOW! HOW ABOUT
THE SMELLY GOAT?!
1410
01:18:32,408 --> 01:18:34,110
BAA!
1411
01:18:35,879 --> 01:18:37,847
NOT TODAY, JINDRAIKE.
1412
01:18:39,248 --> 01:18:41,384
THAT'S FAR ENOUGH.
1413
01:18:49,392 --> 01:18:53,229
ON SECOND THOUGHT, WHY
DON'T WE START WITH THE BOY
1414
01:18:53,262 --> 01:18:57,100
WHO TRIED TO SAVE
THE SMELLY GOAT?
1415
01:18:57,133 --> 01:19:00,203
I DO NOT FEAR YOUR
DARK POWERS, BALD ONE.
1416
01:19:01,905 --> 01:19:04,373
YOUR KUNG FU'S
NO GOOD HERE, MAX.
1417
01:19:13,582 --> 01:19:15,551
OH, WHAT IS THAT...
1418
01:19:15,584 --> 01:19:17,821
EEK! EEK! PBBBT! PBBBT!
1419
01:19:17,854 --> 01:19:19,088
TRAITOR!
1420
01:19:20,089 --> 01:19:21,157
UHH!
1421
01:19:21,190 --> 01:19:22,225
HAH!
1422
01:19:29,198 --> 01:19:32,768
AAH!
1423
01:19:32,802 --> 01:19:34,137
UHH! UHH!
1424
01:19:34,170 --> 01:19:36,172
OOH!
1425
01:19:37,941 --> 01:19:39,342
WHOA!
1426
01:19:51,454 --> 01:19:53,022
WHOA!
1427
01:19:56,459 --> 01:19:59,028
JEEZ!
1428
01:20:01,397 --> 01:20:02,598
HE DID IT!
1429
01:20:02,631 --> 01:20:04,267
ALL RIGHT, MAX!
1430
01:20:06,002 --> 01:20:08,838
YEP! I DID IT!
1431
01:20:09,738 --> 01:20:11,440
THE ANIMAL SHELTER
WAS SAFE,
1432
01:20:11,474 --> 01:20:13,176
THE BULLIES WERE COOKED,
1433
01:20:13,209 --> 01:20:16,179
AND JINDRAIKE GOT FIRED FOR
FIDDLING WITH THE BUDGET.
1434
01:20:18,047 --> 01:20:20,449
AS FOR ME AND MY FRIENDS,
WELL, WE WERE JUST HAPPY
1435
01:20:20,483 --> 01:20:22,151
THAT THE FIRST WEEK
OF SCHOOL WAS OVER.
1436
01:20:22,185 --> 01:20:24,954
NOW WE COULD CHILL
FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.
1437
01:20:26,856 --> 01:20:28,892
I'LL GET YOU, PAPERBOY!
1438
01:20:28,925 --> 01:20:30,293
OH, MAN!
1439
01:20:30,326 --> 01:20:31,895
♪ YOU WANT IT, BABY ♪
1440
01:20:31,928 --> 01:20:33,963
♪ YOU GOT IT ♪
1441
01:20:33,997 --> 01:20:35,131
♪ YOU WANT IT ♪
1442
01:20:35,164 --> 01:20:37,133
♪ BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1443
01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:39,135
♪ HUH, YOU WANT IT ♪
1444
01:20:39,168 --> 01:20:42,005
♪ BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1445
01:20:42,038 --> 01:20:43,306
♪ YOU WANT IT ♪
1446
01:20:43,339 --> 01:20:45,308
♪ BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1447
01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:47,476
♪ ON THE DANCE FLOOR, ♪
♪ SHAKIN' IT UP ♪
1448
01:20:47,510 --> 01:20:49,045
♪ EVERYBODY GROOVIN', ♪
♪ DJ MIXIN' IT UP ♪
1449
01:20:49,078 --> 01:20:50,313
♪ WE COME TO PARTY ♪
1450
01:20:50,346 --> 01:20:52,015
♪ LET ME SEE YOU MOVE ♪
♪ YOUR FEET ♪
1451
01:20:52,048 --> 01:20:53,883
♪ GET IT GOIN' GIRL, ♪
♪ COME ON, DO IT WITH ME ♪
1452
01:20:53,917 --> 01:20:55,051
♪ MOVE YOUR HIPS LIKE THIS, ♪
♪ NOW BUMP TO THE BEAT ♪
1453
01:20:55,084 --> 01:20:56,419
♪ THIS IS IT, Y'ALL ♪
1454
01:20:56,452 --> 01:20:58,154
♪ LET'S TAKE IT ♪
♪ BACK TO THE STREET ♪
1455
01:20:58,187 --> 01:20:59,555
♪ SCHOOL IS OUT, ♪
♪ LET'S ENJOY THE HEAT ♪
1456
01:20:59,588 --> 01:21:01,891
♪ IT'S ALL YOU NOW, DO IT LIKE ♪
♪ YOU'RE PLAYIN' FOR KEEPS ♪
1457
01:21:01,925 --> 01:21:03,859
♪ DESTROYED RIGHT HERE ♪
♪ FOR YOU TO MAKIN' IT CHEAP ♪
1458
01:21:03,893 --> 01:21:05,428
♪ OLD SCHOOL, NEW SCHOOL, ♪
♪ COME ON, WIGGLE WITH ME ♪
1459
01:21:05,461 --> 01:21:07,563
♪ IMPORTANT PEOPLE, ♪
♪ SOMETHIN' I WANT TO TEACH ♪
1460
01:21:07,596 --> 01:21:10,399
♪ DO THE NEW DANCE, ♪
♪ IT'S CALLED THE MAX KEEBLE ♪
1461
01:21:10,433 --> 01:21:11,901
♪ YOU WANT IT ♪
1462
01:21:11,935 --> 01:21:14,437
♪ BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1463
01:21:14,470 --> 01:21:15,905
♪ YOU WANT IT ♪
1464
01:21:15,939 --> 01:21:18,441
♪ BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1465
01:21:18,474 --> 01:21:20,043
♪ YOU WANT IT ♪
1466
01:21:20,076 --> 01:21:22,578
♪ BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1467
01:21:22,611 --> 01:21:23,913
♪ YOU WANT IT ♪
1468
01:21:23,947 --> 01:21:25,915
♪ BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1469
01:21:25,949 --> 01:21:28,051
♪ PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR ♪
♪ LIKE YOU DON'T CARE ♪
1470
01:21:28,084 --> 01:21:30,053
♪ WORKIN', JERKIN', ♪
♪ THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE ♪
1471
01:21:30,086 --> 01:21:32,188
♪ IF YOU WANT, LET ME SHOW YOU ♪
♪ HOW TO DO THAT THERE ♪
1472
01:21:32,221 --> 01:21:34,190
♪ THE BEAT WILL SURE MAKE YOU ♪
♪ WANT TO MOVE THAT THERE ♪
1473
01:21:34,223 --> 01:21:36,292
♪ WAVE YOUR ARMS IN THE AIR ♪
♪ LIKE EVERYWHERE ♪
1474
01:21:36,325 --> 01:21:38,294
♪ GET CAUGHT, EVERYBODY, ♪
♪ LET ME HEAR YOU SAY THAT ♪
1475
01:21:38,327 --> 01:21:40,196
♪ COME ON, STEP TO THE SIDE, ♪
♪ NOW GO TO THE POLLS ♪
1476
01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:42,465
♪ MORE, LITTLE MAMA, ♪
♪ KEEP ON YOUR TOES ♪
1477
01:21:42,498 --> 01:21:44,300
♪ STOP IN THE STOP OR NOT, ♪
♪ IT'S COLD ♪
1478
01:21:44,333 --> 01:21:46,402
♪ LET ME GET MY DANCE ON, ♪
♪ LET ME TAKE THE FLOOR ♪
1479
01:21:46,435 --> 01:21:48,271
♪ TAKE THE FLOOR, ♪
♪ TAKE THE FLOOR ♪
1480
01:21:48,304 --> 01:21:50,373
♪ GIVE MY NUMBER TO WAIT, ♪
♪ I GOT TO GO ♪
1481
01:21:50,406 --> 01:21:52,308
♪ NOW JUMP AND SLIDE ♪
1482
01:21:52,341 --> 01:21:54,443
♪ NOW DIP, ♪
♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪
1483
01:21:54,477 --> 01:21:56,412
♪ NOW JUMP AND SLIDE ♪
1484
01:21:56,445 --> 01:21:59,215
♪ NOW DIP, ♪
♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪
1485
01:21:59,248 --> 01:22:00,583
♪ YOU WANT IT ♪
1486
01:22:00,616 --> 01:22:03,319
♪ BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1487
01:22:03,352 --> 01:22:04,720
♪ YOU WANT IT ♪
1488
01:22:04,753 --> 01:22:07,290
♪ BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1489
01:22:07,323 --> 01:22:08,724
♪ YOU WANT IT ♪
1490
01:22:08,757 --> 01:22:11,327
♪ BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1491
01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:12,728
♪ YOU WANT IT ♪
1492
01:22:12,761 --> 01:22:14,730
♪ BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1493
01:22:14,763 --> 01:22:17,066
♪ DO THE NEW DANCE, ♪
♪ COME ON, BREAK YOUR HANDS ♪
1494
01:22:17,100 --> 01:22:19,068
♪ EVERYBODY SAVE TIME, ♪
♪ FOLLOW YOUR FRIENDS ♪
1495
01:22:19,102 --> 01:22:21,070
♪ TO THE MUSIC, ♪
♪ CLOSE YOUR EYES, JUST DO IT ♪
1496
01:22:21,104 --> 01:22:23,072
♪ IT'S EASY, ♪
♪ THERE'S REALLY NOTHIN' TO IT ♪
1497
01:22:23,106 --> 01:22:25,074
♪ PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN, ♪
♪ THEN PUT 'EM UP IN THE SKY ♪
1498
01:22:25,108 --> 01:22:27,076
♪ POP YOUR HIP BONE, ♪
♪ THINK I MIGHT WANT TO SLIDE ♪
1499
01:22:27,110 --> 01:22:29,145
♪ GET A PARTNER ♪
♪ AND DO IT SIDE BY SIDE ♪
1500
01:22:29,178 --> 01:22:31,147
♪ COME ON DANCE, THERE'S ♪
♪ REALLY TRY NOTHING TO LEARN ♪
1501
01:22:31,180 --> 01:22:33,182
♪ TURN THIS UP, ♪
♪ TAKE IT RIGHT OUTSIDE ♪
1502
01:22:33,216 --> 01:22:35,184
♪ THE MAX KEEBLE, BABY, ♪
♪ DO THE DANCE WORLDWIDE ♪
1503
01:22:35,218 --> 01:22:37,286
♪ YO, GOTTA GO, ♪
♪ UNTIL NEXT TIME ♪
1504
01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:40,023
♪ I'LL BE SEEIN' YOU, ♪
♪ MY DAD SAY HI ♪
1505
01:22:40,056 --> 01:22:41,157
♪ YOU WANT IT ♪
1506
01:22:41,190 --> 01:22:43,759
♪ BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1507
01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:45,294
♪ YOU WANT IT ♪
1508
01:22:45,328 --> 01:22:48,031
♪ BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1509
01:22:48,064 --> 01:22:49,332
♪ YOU WANT IT ♪
1510
01:22:49,365 --> 01:22:52,168
♪ BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1511
01:22:52,201 --> 01:22:53,602
♪ YOU WANT IT ♪
1512
01:22:53,636 --> 01:22:56,205
♪ BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1513
01:23:07,516 --> 01:23:09,185
♪ YEAH ♪
1514
01:23:12,188 --> 01:23:14,057
♪ ALL RIGHT ♪
1515
01:23:17,093 --> 01:23:18,527
♪ UH-HUH ♪
1516
01:23:20,229 --> 01:23:21,630
♪ I'VE BEEN KNOCKED DOWN ♪
1517
01:23:21,664 --> 01:23:22,998
♪ JACKED AROUND ♪
1518
01:23:23,032 --> 01:23:25,168
♪ BULLIED UP AND USED ♪
1519
01:23:25,201 --> 01:23:26,735
♪ I'VE HAD ENOUGH BAD LUCK ♪
1520
01:23:26,769 --> 01:23:30,073
♪ THAT I BELIEVE ♪
♪ THAT I MIGHT LOSE ♪
1521
01:23:30,106 --> 01:23:32,341
♪ THEN I LOOKED ♪
♪ INTO MY HEART ♪
1522
01:23:32,375 --> 01:23:35,044
♪ I FOUND ♪
♪ JUST WHAT I NEEDED ♪
1523
01:23:35,078 --> 01:23:37,346
♪ I'VE COME ABOUT, ♪
♪ DON'T COUNT ME OUT ♪
1524
01:23:37,380 --> 01:23:39,482
♪ I'M NOT GONNA BE DEFEATED ♪
1525
01:23:39,515 --> 01:23:42,218
♪ I'M FREE, THEY'LL SEE ♪
1526
01:23:42,251 --> 01:23:44,487
♪ I DO WHATEVER MOVES ME, ♪
♪ ALL I GOTTA GET ♪
1527
01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:47,190
♪ IT'S TIME THAT I'M ♪
1528
01:23:47,223 --> 01:23:51,660
♪ GONNA BREAK AWAY NOW, ♪
♪ NOTHING'S GONNA HOLD ME DOWN ♪
1529
01:23:59,102 --> 01:24:01,570
♪ I'VE BEEN AROUND, ♪
♪ I'VE PLAYED THE CLOWN ♪
1530
01:24:01,604 --> 01:24:04,073
♪ I KNOW IT CAN BE TOUGH ♪
1531
01:24:04,107 --> 01:24:06,342
♪ IT'S HARD TO FIND ♪
♪ YOUR WAY SOMETIMES ♪
1532
01:24:06,375 --> 01:24:08,611
♪ A SMILE ♪
♪ JUST AIN'T ENOUGH ♪
1533
01:24:08,644 --> 01:24:11,180
♪ SOME FOLKS LIVE ♪
♪ TO TRIP YOU UP ♪
1534
01:24:11,214 --> 01:24:13,516
♪ THEY LOVE TO SEE YOU CRAWL ♪
1535
01:24:13,549 --> 01:24:16,352
♪ BUT I'M ON MY FEET, ♪
♪ I CAN'T BE BEAT ♪
1536
01:24:16,385 --> 01:24:18,354
♪ I'M BREAKIN' DOWN ♪
♪ THESE WALLS ♪
1537
01:24:18,387 --> 01:24:21,090
♪ I'M FREE, ♪
♪ THEY'LL SEE ♪
1538
01:24:21,124 --> 01:24:23,226
♪ I DO WHATEVER MOVES ME, ♪
♪ ALL I GOTTA GET ♪
1539
01:24:23,259 --> 01:24:25,761
♪ IT'S TIME THAT I'M ♪
1540
01:24:25,794 --> 01:24:28,464
♪ GONNA BREAK AWAY NOW, ♪
♪ NOTHING'S GONNA HOLD ME DOWN ♪
1541
01:24:28,497 --> 01:24:30,599
♪ I'M FREE, ♪
♪ THEY'LL SEE ♪
1542
01:24:30,633 --> 01:24:33,068
♪ I DO WHATEVER MOVES ME, ♪
♪ ALL I GOTTA GET ♪
1543
01:24:33,102 --> 01:24:35,604
♪ IT'S TIME THAT I'M ♪
1544
01:24:35,638 --> 01:24:40,276
♪ GONNA BREAK AWAY NOW, ♪
♪ NOTHING'S GONNA HOLD ME DOWN ♪
1545
01:25:09,272 --> 01:25:11,907
♪ I'M FREE, THEY'LL SEE ♪
1546
01:25:11,940 --> 01:25:14,177
♪ I DO WHATEVER MOVES ME, ♪
♪ ALL I GOTTA GET ♪
1547
01:25:14,210 --> 01:25:16,745
♪ IT'S TIME THAT I'M ♪
1548
01:25:16,779 --> 01:25:19,315
♪ GONNA BREAK AWAY NOW, ♪
♪ NOTHING'S GONNA HOLD ME DOWN ♪
1549
01:25:19,348 --> 01:25:21,450
♪ I'M FREE, THEY'LL SEE ♪
1550
01:25:21,484 --> 01:25:23,852
♪ I DO WHATEVER MOVES ME, ♪
♪ ALL I GOTTA GET ♪
1551
01:25:23,886 --> 01:25:26,755
♪ IT'S TIME THAT I'M ♪
1552
01:25:26,789 --> 01:25:29,692
♪ GONNA BREAK AWAY NOW, ♪
♪ NOTHING'S GONNA HOLD ME DOWN ♪
1553
01:25:33,229 --> 01:25:34,930
♪ MacGOOGLES IS ME NAME ♪
1554
01:25:34,963 --> 01:25:36,365
♪ I LIKE A SWAMPY BOG ♪
1555
01:25:36,399 --> 01:25:37,766
♪ IT'S TIME TO PLAY A GAME ♪
1556
01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:40,203
♪ WITH YOUR FAVORITE HIGHLAND FROG ♪
1557
01:25:40,236 --> 01:25:41,770
♪ ONE, TOUCH YOUR TOES ♪
1558
01:25:41,804 --> 01:25:43,372
♪ TWO, TWEAK YOUR NOSE ♪
1559
01:25:43,406 --> 01:25:44,873
♪ THREE, PINCH YOUR EAR ♪
1560
01:25:44,907 --> 01:25:46,875
♪ FOUR, LET OUT A CHEER ♪
1561
01:25:46,909 --> 01:25:48,644
♪ FIVE, WIGGLE YOUR HIPS ♪
1562
01:25:48,677 --> 01:25:50,213
♪ SIX, SMACK YOUR LIPS ♪
1563
01:25:50,246 --> 01:25:53,382
♪ MacGOOGLES KNOWS ALL THE TRICKS ♪
1564
01:25:53,416 --> 01:25:55,218
♪ MacGOOGLES IS ME NAME ♪
1565
01:25:55,251 --> 01:25:56,885
♪ I LIKE A SWAMPY BOG ♪
1566
01:25:56,919 --> 01:25:58,487
♪ NOW YOU PLAYED A GAME ♪
1567
01:25:58,521 --> 01:26:00,456
♪ WITH YOUR FAVORITE HIGHLAND FROG ♪
1568
01:26:00,489 --> 01:26:01,890
♪ LISTEN TO YOUR PARENTS ♪
1569
01:26:01,924 --> 01:26:03,626
♪ I'M YOUR FROGGY FRIEND ♪
1570
01:26:03,659 --> 01:26:05,194
♪ LEARN ALL OF YOUR LESSONS ♪
1571
01:26:05,228 --> 01:26:06,729
♪ 'CAUSE ♪
1572
01:26:06,762 --> 01:26:09,632
♪ THIS GAME HAS COME ♪
1573
01:26:09,665 --> 01:26:12,801
♪ TO AN END ♪
1574
01:26:12,835 --> 01:26:13,836
♪ HOO HOO ♪
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