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BATMAN:
Gotham City after midnight.
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All the good people of Gotham
are snug in their beds.
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But there are still plenty of other things
up and about...
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...plotting, planning, scheming,
lurking in the shadows.
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Cat, rats...
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...and bats.
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[SCREECHES]
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You're gi vying bats a bad name, Man-Bat.
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[GRUMBLES]
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Jewel theft isn't your style.
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Who put you up to this?
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[LAUGHING]
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My robo-penguin.
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Penguin. You just had to get
your filthy flippers on all this ice.
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SUPERMAN:
Ha, ha. "Ice."
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Diamonds are ice
and penguins live on icebergs. Ha
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BATMAN: That voice. The Penguin
has enlisted the help of the alien?
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I always knew the most powerful man on
the planet would turn up in Gotham one day.
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And as power tends to corrupt a I men...
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...I see the Superman is no different.
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Ha, ha. I didn't know
you were such a kidder.
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I'm not here to help the Penguin.
No, no. I've come to introduce myself.
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And lend a helping, neighborly hand,
of course.
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I don't need help,
not with a little fish like Penguin.
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-Aah!
-Or with Joker.
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[RUMBLING]
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[JOKER LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
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The Joker is here. How did you--?
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I don't need your x-ray vision
to see that evil is always lurking nearby.
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Well, so Flash, Wonder Woman,
Aquaman, Cyborg...
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...and a bunch of us superheroes
are forming a justice league.
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And we were thinking
since you're kind of a superhero too....
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A superhero club? Seriously?
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For an all-powerful al en,
you think like a small-town farm boy.
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Uh, Man-Bat is--
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I am perfectly capable
of handling all of this by myself.
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[JOKER CONTINUES LAUGHING]
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Do you want me to melt that thing down
with my heat-vision?
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Really, it'd be no trouble.
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Huh? Oh.
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[JOKER SHOUTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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[SHOUTS]
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I told you to stay out of it.
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Oh, sorry.
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And as for your cub. .
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...I, Batman, will never join
the Justice League.
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Is that clear enough?
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All right. Fine, Batman.
You don't have to shout.
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I do have super-hearing, you know.
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[GROANING]
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Uh-oh.
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[GRUNTS]
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ALFRED: If I may say so, sir,
Superman seems like a splendid chap.
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Perhaps you should reconsider
joining his Justice League.
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You forget, Alfred, I work alone.
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I am a shadow.
Protector of all, but friend to no one.
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[ALL SLURPING DRINKS]
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I am a solitary spirit of vengeance
who walks the night a one and--
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[SIGHS]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Still no information
about the disappearance of Superman.
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Metropolis is panicking.
Crooks are escaping justice.
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Hundreds of cats are stuck in trees.
Superman, we need you.
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I may not trust this alien,
but when the Man of Steel goes missing...
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. .I wanna know why.
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Criminals across the globe
have ample reason to take out Superman.
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Or worse, turn him against us.
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But how can I scour the entire planet
for clues? Ugh.
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I hate to do it, but I have no choice.
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Hey, wow, Batman.
Are you calling about joining the league?
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No. I'm calling because Superman
has mysteriously disappeared.
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He could be anywhere,
which means we have to search everywhere.
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So-- Are you even listening to me?
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Of course. And I'm painting.
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I find this kind of hobby really helps me
slow down and appreciate life.
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It's called multitasking.
Anyway, I'm happy to help.
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Fine. I'm sending you my coordinates.
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-How soon can you--?
-I'm ready now.
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Look, I just painted this for you.
It'll really brighten up the cave.
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[SNORING]
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MAN:
Wakey-wakey, Superman
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Hey. Where am I?
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Come out of those shadows
and show yourself.
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[GRUNTING]
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MAN: Ha, ha. You just got your hands
on Kryptonite-laced cell bars.
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You're my prisoner. There is no escape.
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[MAN LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
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Anything to report, Flash?
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Nothing in China.
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Nothing in Switzerland.
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Nothing in Mexico, amigo.
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But check it out, partner.
I started doing landscapes.
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Ice on the pyramids.
That can only mean one thing. .
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...your old nemesis, Captain Cold,
is up to no good.
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Yep. Captain Cold is right there
zapping that ancient ruin thingy.
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BATMAN:
An obelisk.
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Whatever it is, he's not gonna get it.
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Flash, wait.
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[SHOUTS]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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[GROANING]
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[LAUGHING]
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Ow!
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Grr! I�ll fix you, Batman.
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[SHOUTING]
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-Flash!
-See, Bats?
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If you were in the league,
it could be like this aI the time.
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[GROANS]
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Ha, ha. You shouldn�t talk while driving,
speedster.
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Now, quit it.
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[GROANS]
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No more Batarangs. No more Batarangs.
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[CAPTAIN COLD LAUGHING]
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Flash!
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That ought to help cool your heels
while I make off with the obelisk.
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[SHOUTS]
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What? But how?
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Naturally, you couldn't know
that I was wearing...
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...my special super-thermal-heated
over-underwear.
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Then I' turn your brain
into a frozen slushier.
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BATMAN: Good thing Flash's super friction
melted this sand into highly reflective glass.
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Hmm.
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Hmm. Strange, Atlantean hieroglyphics.
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Gone.
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Looks like I'm forced to make another call
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AQUAMAN: You called the right
undersea monarch, Batman.
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I'm not just a member of the Justice League--
Which you really ought to join by the way.
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--I'm also the king of Atlantis, you know?
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Wanna find out anything about my realm?
I'm the guy to talk to.
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So you've mentioned, Aquaman.
Repeatedly.
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[RADAR BEEPING]
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I've got strange energy readings
at 10 o'clock.
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AQUAMAN: It's my old foe Black Manta
trying to steal that pitchfork thingy...
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...from a statue of some old sea god
or something.
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-The sacred trident of Poseidon?
-Yes. That's it. Ha, ha.
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I knew that. We have a lot of gods.
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Put down that pitchfork-- Trident. --Manta.
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MANTA:
Attack.
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My sea-creature telepathy
will halt this attack
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[GRUNTING]
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These sharks don't seem to be obeying me.
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Hey. Sea king over here.
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Sea king.
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BATMAN:
It's no use, Aquaman.
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They're robo-sharks.
I'll lead them away, you stop Manta.
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Don't worry, I'll finish him off quickly.
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-''Finish''? Get it?
-Ugh.
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[ALARM BEEPING
THEN BATMAN GROANS]
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I lose more Bat-subs this way.
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Fire in the hole.
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Three, two, one.
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[MANTA GRUNTS THEN CHUCKLES]
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It'll never be yours, Manta.
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This trident is a precious symbol
of ancient Atlantis.
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[STATUE CRACKING]
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[GASPS]
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Also, it keeps the statue of Poseidon
from falling over!
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[AQUAMAN GRUNTS
THEN MANTA LAUGHS]
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[MANTA SHOUTING]
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Ha, ha. Oh!
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[GRUNTING]
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[LAUGHING]
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[CHUCKLES]
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Let that be a lesson to you, Manta.
The king of Atlantis always, uh....
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Uh I don't feel so good.
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MANTA:
Mine, mine, mine.
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And there's no one to stop me this ti--
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What?
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BATMAN:
You lose, Manta.
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MANTA:
What's happening to me?
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Batman, stop it.
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Hmm. Curiouser and curiouser.
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[GROANING]
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Superman. Flash. Where are we?
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We're in a power-nullifying cage
of some kind, Aquaman.
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And no way out.
I've checked 52 million times.
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Well, let�s see if these bars can withstand
the Atlantean might of the king of Atlantis.
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MAN: Those bars are designed
to drain the moisture from your body...
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...leaving you a fish out of water. Ha, ha!
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Fools. Your powers are nothing to me.
You're doomed.
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There's only one who can save you all.
Ha, ha.
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Captain, look.
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MAN 1:
Ahoy, Batman. Can we give you a lift?
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No, thank you, captain.
I�ve got my own ride.
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MAN 2: Yeah, Caped Crusader.
MAN 3: Oh, yeah.
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Bat-computer, Locate Justice League
members Wonder Woman and Cyborg.
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I was a fool
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These thefts were merely camouflage
for the real crime,..
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...the kidnapping
of the entire Justice League.
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With Superman, Flash,
and Aquaman eliminated...
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...Wonder Woman and Cyborg must be
the next targets.
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Next stop, Metropolis.
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Ugh. Just as I suspected. Trouble.
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Power down, robot boy,
or my power armor wi I sever your circuits.
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The name's Cyborg.
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Nice cover fire, rookie.
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[GROANS]
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[SHOUTS]
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O-M-G, it's Batman.
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[SINGING]
Batman
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First day on the job
and I'm meeting the Dark Knight.
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Great Hera, Cyborg.
Keep focused on the job at hand.
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I suppose you're here to beg admittance
into the Justice League.
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I'm not joining your superhero club,
Wonder Woman.
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[SHOUTS]
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[SHOUTS]
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Rest in pieces, Loser League. Ha-ha-ha!
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Ah. And now my prize.
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The famous Dally Planet globe.
But why on Earth do you want that, Lex?
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I don't want t at a ..
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...but my anonymous benefactor
has promised me the world for it.
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[LAUGHING]
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We I, I can guarantee you
a world of hurt for it, Luthor.
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Get in the game, do-gooder.
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[LASER POWERING UP]
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BATMAN:
Desperate times call for desperate actions.
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Batman's about to become Splat-man.
Ha, ha.
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Mm. Huh?
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[GROANING]
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Hmm.
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Easy as taking candy from a baby. Huh?
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Except when this baby is Batman.
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Why, you.. .
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[SHOUTS]
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BATMAN:
And that's that.
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The entire newly-formed
Justice League gone,
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The only good news,
I now know who's behind lt all.
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The disappearance
of the monuments of the Justice League...
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...were just framework crimes,
like two slices of bread on an evil sandwich.
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And the bologna
in the center of that sandwich is me.
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The mastermind behind the sandwich
must be hiding...
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...at the last place I�d ever want to go.
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The Hall of Justice.
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Just as I suspected, a Batman museum.
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There's only one being who uniquely
combines nearly unlimited power...
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...and a fanatical obsessions with me.
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Show yourself...
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...Batmite.
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[IN DEEP VOICE]
So, Batman, you figured it out.
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I knew you--
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[COUGHING]
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Sorry, I had a frog in my throat.
245
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As I was saying. I knew you would.
246
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You're Batman, the best hero ever.
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And I' I prove it. Behold.
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Batman. Thank Thalassa.
249
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Four-hundred mi lion and-- Oh.
250
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Hey. You here to talk about
joining the League?
251
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BATMITE: Batman doesn't need
your stupid Justice League.
252
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Even without powers, he�ll prove
he's better than all of you combined...
253
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...by saving you from my incredibly
over-complicated death trap.
254
00:17:48,659 --> 00:17:53,073
As you can see, as soon as
the Daily Planet globe rotates far enough...
255
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...it'll knock over the obelisk...
256
00:17:55,205 --> 00:17:58,322
...which catapults the trident
into the giant penny...
257
00:17:58,499 --> 00:18:00,740
...sending it rolling over the dinosaur's ta I...
258
00:18:00,919 --> 00:18:03,205
.. causing it to release
the drawstring in its mouth. .
259
00:18:03,379 --> 00:18:06,496
...which drops the curtain
exposing that window.
260
00:18:06,673 --> 00:18:09,665
Sunlight now fa Is on the giant gem...
261
00:18:09,845 --> 00:18:13,679
...which acts as a focusing lens
for the death ray...
262
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. .aimed right at the helpless
so-cal ed heroes.
263
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Gentlemen, Wonder Woman,
this is Bat mite.
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A mischievous, nearly omnipotent,
interdimensional imp ..
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...my biggest and most misguided fan.
266
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Don't worry.
267
00:18:29,738 --> 00:18:33,606
Yes, Justice League, you needn't worry.
268
00:18:33,786 --> 00:18:37,904
Though you're hopelessly trapped,
the great Batman is going to--
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Do nothing.
270
00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:43,250
-What?
-I'm done being your toy, Batmite.
271
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The Justice League is to be released
immediately.
272
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Their superpowers are the key
to undoing all that is wrong in our world.
273
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Ha! They couldn't escape my death trap.
274
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Only because your magic unfairly counters
their superpowers.
275
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Unfair, unshmair.
276
00:19:01,230 --> 00:19:04,973
You'd better save them, Batman.
Clock is ticking.
277
00:19:08,654 --> 00:19:11,691
Batman's doing nothing
to save us from the death trap
278
00:19:11,863 --> 00:19:14,024
No, Aquaman, don't you see?
279
00:19:14,199 --> 00:19:16,485
Batman is distracting Batmite.
280
00:19:16,659 --> 00:19:18,741
He said superpowers are the key.
281
00:19:18,913 --> 00:19:22,246
And Batmite's magic
counters our superpowers.
282
00:19:22,414 --> 00:19:23,494
Of course.
283
00:19:31,632 --> 00:19:33,338
[ROARS]
284
00:19:39,974 --> 00:19:42,807
Fine, don't save them. See if I care.
285
00:19:42,979 --> 00:19:45,516
You're still the best superhero
in the universe...
286
00:19:45,691 --> 00:19:48,182
...because even when take away
your utility belt...
287
00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:51,944
...I take away your cool vehicles,
I take away your mask...
288
00:19:52,111 --> 00:19:55,023
...you still win because...
289
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[AS BATMAN]
...you're Batman.
290
00:20:02,079 --> 00:20:03,364
[GASPS]
291
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
I-- I can't believe it.
292
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:07,865
You let them be blown up.
293
00:20:08,045 --> 00:20:09,581
SUPERMAN:
Not quite, Batmite.
294
00:20:12,966 --> 00:20:15,833
-How?
- Instant replay.
295
00:20:17,808 --> 00:20:20,720
SUPERMAN: Your cage was only designed
to contain our superpowers...
296
00:20:20,891 --> 00:20:23,132
...so we escaped in a non-super way.
297
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:26,392
We simply opened the door.
298
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[SHOUTS]
299
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Thank you, Batmite.
300
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:34,479
Sure, no problem, Batma--
301
00:20:34,653 --> 00:20:36,189
Thank you for what?
302
00:20:36,743 --> 00:20:40,531
For heaping me see how ch dish I was being
about ins sting I work alone.
303
00:20:40,705 --> 00:20:43,071
It took someone
to keep me out of the Justice League...
304
00:20:43,249 --> 00:20:46,537
...to make me realize how important it is
that I be a part of it.
305
00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:49,290
If you'll still have me as a member.
306
00:20:50,128 --> 00:20:52,335
I knew you'd come around.
307
00:20:52,504 --> 00:20:54,495
Welcome to the team.
308
00:20:54,676 --> 00:20:56,837
-Hera would be proud.
-This is-- This is really great.
309
00:20:57,011 --> 00:20:58,797
-We're unbeatable now.
-Hey, welcome aboard.
310
00:20:59,305 --> 00:21:04,299
Aah! You ruined everything.
And you'll all pay.
311
00:21:04,892 --> 00:21:06,632
[ALL LAUGHING]
312
00:21:07,770 --> 00:21:10,307
Round two, Justice Jerks.
313
00:21:12,275 --> 00:21:16,063
Okay, you crummy villains. Get them!
314
00:21:17,696 --> 00:21:18,731
[SHOUTING]
315
00:21:19,281 --> 00:21:20,646
[LAUGHING]
316
00:21:25,370 --> 00:21:27,736
Hmm.
317
00:21:29,416 --> 00:21:30,781
[SCREECHES]
318
00:21:35,923 --> 00:21:36,958
[LAUGHS]
319
00:21:40,719 --> 00:21:42,255
Ooh.
320
00:21:45,432 --> 00:21:46,968
Ha, ha!
321
00:21:50,270 --> 00:21:51,555
Ooh!
322
00:21:56,277 --> 00:21:58,814
[GASPS THEN GROANS]
323
00:22:02,032 --> 00:22:03,568
[ALL GROANING]
324
00:22:04,618 --> 00:22:07,360
That was awesome.
325
00:22:09,289 --> 00:22:11,200
Best show I ever saw.
326
00:22:11,378 --> 00:22:14,415
Why should I be a super fan
for just one hero...
327
00:22:14,587 --> 00:22:17,454
...when I can root for an entire team?
328
00:22:17,632 --> 00:22:21,124
Huzzah, Justice League!
329
00:22:24,058 --> 00:22:27,346
Wait, so that little menace
is obsessed with all of us from now on?
330
00:22:27,516 --> 00:22:28,551
What does that even mean?
331
00:22:28,729 --> 00:22:31,641
It means
you'll have to expect the unexpected.
332
00:22:31,815 --> 00:22:34,522
You mean like Batman
getting over his suspicions...
333
00:22:34,691 --> 00:22:36,431
...and becoming my new best friend?
334
00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:38,811
[ALL LAUGHING]
335
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,356
BATMAN:
Now that I�ve joined the Justice League...
336
00:22:41,533 --> 00:22:45,071
...I�ll be able to keep a close eye
on this super-powered alien.
337
00:22:45,242 --> 00:22:47,107
[CHUCKLES]
338
00:22:49,956 --> 00:22:52,288
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
339
00:22:53,305 --> 00:22:59,215
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