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BUSINESSMEN VS ALIENS
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EPISODE 5
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Humans are strange creatures, aren't they?
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We hated this job at the beginning,
but it's our routine now.
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Yeah, you're right.
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My boss allowed me
to work for the Cabinet Office,
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even though he seemed
a bit unhappy about it.
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Mr. Saneyoshi, you use this as an excuse
to avoid doing your own work, don't you?
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What? No, I don't.
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Yes, you do. You're that sort of man.
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How would you know?
I don't remember us being so close.
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Must be nice to get something
out of this work, to a certain extent.
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You're mistaken.
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In my case, there's no benefit at all,
having no time for writing my music.
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Your band plays and sings
without any sound,
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so you don't need to write
music or lyrics.
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What's wrong with you, Saneyoshi?
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-Are you trying to pick a fight with me?
-What's up?
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Tell you what. Music flows
in the souls of our band members.
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In our fan's souls as well.
Music flows where music flows.
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Is that right? Really?
I couldn't hear anything, though.
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That's because you have no soul.
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What? That's scary.
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Oh, no. No, shall I call an ambulance?
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No, I'm scared.
Should I call an ambulance?
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What's up? No! Hey!
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No, no. I'll definitely call an ambulance.
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No! I'll call 911.
I'll call 911. I'll call 911.
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I will. I will.
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Excuse me, can I go to the lounge
to compose music? It just came to me.
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Came to you? What came to you?
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The melody.
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-What?
-Can't you understand?
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Moments of inspiration
just come to artists.
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It's like
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a gift from the heavens.
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God-sent. That sort of thing.
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It just came to me right now.
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My right hand
is itching to lay down the notes.
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See, "I want to lay down the notes!"
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It's shouting it out.
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Can you write a musical score?
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-No, I can't.
-Wow.
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Basically, I hum into my iPhone.
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But, in my soul,
I'm laying down the notes.
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-Stop it.
-Can't you see?
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Stop the neck-clicking. I don't get it.
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You use the word "soul" too frequently.
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I'll be in the lounge for a while.
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What's this gesture?
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No way, I don't get what he says at all.
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What's this gesture?
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Mr. Sanehara.
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I'm Saneyoshi.
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Kaorin, you don't even remember my name.
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That's not it.
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That's because "Mr. Sanehara"
is your nickname in my mind. Sorry.
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What? What do you mean?
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You know, people tend to give a nickname
to someone they like.
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Yeah, I know.
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That's why.
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But I think "Sanegon" or "Sanecchi"
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are better options for "Saneyoshi."
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When you say "Mr. Sanehara,"
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I can't help but think
you just got my name wrong.
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Is that just because I'm old?
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No, not at all.
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Well, the mole on your face
is so charming.
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I always wonder when it will fall off.
Will it fall off today?
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Will it be there the next time I see you?
I always think about it.
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You always make my heart pound
with uncertainty.
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That's why.
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-"Mr. Sanehara"?
-Yes.
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In that case,
I might have preferred "Mr. Sanedoki."
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It sounds more like a nickname.
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No way.
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"Sanedoki" is bad.
Sounds like "snail donkey."
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"Snail donkey."
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I don't understand your reasoning,
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but if you insist,
I accept "Mr. Sanehara."
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But Kaorin, this mole won't ever fall off,
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so I don't want your heart
to pound with uncertainty for me.
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Okay, then.
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This mole will be with me till I die.
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Really?
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Absolutely. It will never go away.
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-Is that so?
-Yeah. That's how moles work. So...
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Kaorin,
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don't you worry.
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By the way, do you have a friend
whose mole came off?
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I don't know
because I've never paid much attention.
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Of course. That's normal.
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But yours captures my attention.
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I wonder why.
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Maybe because I like you?
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What?
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Sorry.
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What am I saying?
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Yeah.
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I have a wife and a kid.
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That's right.
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Yeah.
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I really want to go home.
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Oh, Mr. Saneyoshi just left
to check on you.
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He was annoyingly cheery so I avoided him.
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I see.
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He was so happy. Did something happen?
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Not really.
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Mr. Luchini.
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Yeah?
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-Sorry to bother you.
-No problem.
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What? What's on your mind?
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Actually,
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my soul
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can hear your music.
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-No way.
-It's true.
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You're the first,
apart from the band members.
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I heard it the first time you performed.
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Seriously?
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Even now, I can hear the music you wrote.
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That can't be true.
I'm just choreographing now.
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But the melody isn't there yet.
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Even so, I can hear it.
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I wonder why.
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Why?
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My soul and yours
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are connected, perhaps?
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What?
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You possess something
that you haven't actualized as a melody.
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Through the fusion of my soul and yours,
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I can feel it, perhaps.
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Sounds complicated
and hard for me to understand...
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But maybe you're right.
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But that could be...
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Perhaps because
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I like you.
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Like.
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Sorry for my impulsive reaction.
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The proverb goes,
"Love stories happen on an impulse."
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Hey, Luchini, a melody came to me.
Wanna hear it?
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No, thanks.
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I had my own love song just come to me.
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-Oh!
-What's up?
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I just remembered something urgent.
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That's no good.
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What will I do?
It might be bad if I don't go home.
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I think it's okay if you go.
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I agree. Hurry home,
I don't wanna see your sad face.
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Agreed. You're cutest when you're smiling.
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Really?
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Well, then,
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let me take you up on your sweet offer.
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Poof!
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My sweet offer...
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Took my sweet offer, huh?
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A SPACESHIP FOUND!
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A spaceship is approaching the far side
of Earth. Get ready for negotiations.
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-They can come from the far side as well?
-I'm sure it's visible from Earth.
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How shocking to know that all the rumors
about UFOs are actually true.
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Mr. Saneyoshi,
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you take charge, please.
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Why?
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I told you. It just came to me.
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It came to me as well.
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Saneyoshi. Hey, Saneyoshi.
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A salary-man
doesn't need a melody coming to them.
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Hey, a salary-man
has the right to his own melody.
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No chance.
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A salary-man
works for his salary. That's all.
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Hey, kid. A kid who can't even pay taxes
can't talk back to a salary-man.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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-Kid, kid, kid, kid.
-You are a salary-man.
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You're a kid.
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-No, no, no, no, no.
-Hey, kid.
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-No, no, no, no, no.
-Kid.
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-I am in a band.
-Kid.
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-You are a salary-man.
-Hey, kid.
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Hey, what's with your reaction?
Something's off here.
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What's going on here? Tell you what,
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I was sucked in on my way to invade Earth
and I don't know what to do.
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Please go home.
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What are you looking at?
Look at my eyes when you talk to me.
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That's impossible
'cause it's just coming to me.
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-What is?
-A melody.
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What? That's not right.
What's coming to you is a Gerbarban.
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-Not a melody.
-Okay, okay.
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So, what's up?
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Why didn't you listen to me?
You surprised me!
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I told you I was here to invade Earth.
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Yeah, you said that.
Then, go back to the planet Geropappa.
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Gerbarba, not Geropappa.
What is Geropappa?
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What are you looking at?
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Don't tell me to go home.
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Why don't you look me in the eye?
It's weird.
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If I called Earth, "Earp,"
you would't be pleased, right?
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I don't mind.
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"Earp" sounds fab.
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Please go home.
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Whoa, whoa. You're amazingly determined!
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So determined
not to look me in the eye. Why?
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Didn't you go to school? Hey?
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Didn't your teachers tell you,
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"Look into the eyes
of your listener when you talk"?
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Whatever. Please go home.
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Who're you facing?
Can you see someone else there?
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I came here alone. Hey, wait a sec.
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Hey, I told you.
I wanna invade Earth as soon as possible,
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in order to expand the Gerbarbans' colony.
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That's how it is.
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Your answer!
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I told you. No invasion. Please go home
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Wait a sec, you just wait a sec.
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You, with the perm gone wrong.
Stop the weird wiggling.
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It's naturally curly!
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Sorry. It's natural?
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Huh?
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No conversation?
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You guys pulled me here.
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Right?
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What? What's up?
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Well, is this like a pause or something?
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Are you okay? Wait. What, now?
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You pulled me here
and now you're ignoring me.
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You've got some nerve.
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-I don't know the reason.
-I told you already!
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We have various reasons.
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Tell me, then. Quickly.
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-Well, because...
-What?
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-Tell me.
-Well, yeah...
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Tell me now!
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The thing is, my head is filled
with thoughts of a certain woman.
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What?
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Yeah.
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I'm absorbed by a melody
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that's going to be dedicated
to a certain woman.
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But the melody has not come yet.
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It's like she's all I can think about.
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Wow, amazing. How amazing.
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You were wiggling like this
without a melody, right?
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Oui.
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What's with this "Oui" thing?
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You're a genius in a sense,
although you have no talent.
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Oui.
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You still say "Oui"?
What's that all about? Okay, I see.
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Let me summarize this.
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Both of you
are too preoccupied with a certain woman
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to talk to me.
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Is that correct?
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-Yes.
-Are you alive?
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I feel no sign of life.
Both of you, where are you looking at?
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-Well...
-What?
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I don't wanna look at you.
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I have her lovely image in my mind
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and I don't wanna destroy it
by looking at you.
255
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,300
What do you mean by that?
256
00:16:18,367 --> 00:16:20,800
Mr. Saneyoshi,
what you just said isn't nice.
257
00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:25,800
Wait a sec. What did he mean? Tell me.
258
00:16:25,867 --> 00:16:29,100
What did he mean? He was pretty clear.
259
00:16:29,433 --> 00:16:33,667
Can't hear you. Sorry, wait. Well...
260
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:39,166
Maybe we're getting lost in translation?
I want to hear what you really meant.
261
00:16:39,467 --> 00:16:42,367
Hey you! You don't look at me at all.
Answer me.
262
00:16:42,433 --> 00:16:43,600
Well...
263
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:46,734
Okay, got it. I scared you. Sorry, sorry.
264
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,233
Tell me. Bluntly. I'll be all right.
265
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,500
Well, no...
266
00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:54,367
Sorry, but you're being too polite.
267
00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:56,166
That's hurtful, and even annoying.
268
00:16:56,233 --> 00:17:01,166
No, really.
The problem is not you, it's me.
269
00:17:01,233 --> 00:17:03,367
No, no, no. That's not right.
270
00:17:03,633 --> 00:17:07,433
You explicitly said I had a problem.
271
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,400
If she knows,
how about we leave it at that?
272
00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:12,166
-Acknowledging it is enough, isn't it?
-But... But...
273
00:17:12,266 --> 00:17:14,900
I'm saying
I wanna hear again what it means.
274
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,967
As a mature adult,
I think I shouldn't say it.
275
00:17:18,033 --> 00:17:24,000
So, listen, man. Between Earthlings
and aliens, adults or children aren't...
276
00:17:24,066 --> 00:17:25,567
Because you're ugly!
277
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,066
Luchini, that's...
278
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,400
What?
279
00:17:30,934 --> 00:17:34,033
I'm saying we don't wanna look at you
'cause you're ugly!
280
00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:53,500
You're lying. Lies!
281
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:56,900
Tell me you just lied.
282
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:01,300
He sat down.
283
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:03,433
I won't!
284
00:18:06,133 --> 00:18:07,333
You said it bluntly!
285
00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:09,233
I should've known.
286
00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:12,300
I shouldn't have to be polite,
'cause you're here to invade Earth.
287
00:18:12,367 --> 00:18:15,467
I don't wanna look at you
288
00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:18,266
'cause you're ugly!
289
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:23,667
You said it directly,
although you're not looking at me.
290
00:18:25,533 --> 00:18:26,467
It hurts.
291
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,300
The word "ugly" hurts me.
292
00:18:31,233 --> 00:18:34,633
No. What a bad boy.
293
00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:38,333
Sorry. Somehow...
294
00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:43,934
Well, no one has ever been that direct,
so I'm in a bit of a shock.
295
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:49,433
Shock, you know? Let me have some time
to take a deep breath.
296
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:52,967
No matter how much time you take,
you'll be still ugly.
297
00:18:53,033 --> 00:18:54,433
Shut up! Don't say anything!
298
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,300
I'm trying to think it over.
299
00:18:58,166 --> 00:18:59,800
In my mind.
300
00:19:00,934 --> 00:19:05,300
I'm reviewing everything you said.
301
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:07,834
After all...
302
00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:12,367
Tell you what.
303
00:19:13,233 --> 00:19:17,233
Gerbarbans are considering
co-existing with Earthlings.
304
00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:21,333
Like, if Earthlings ask us
to live together, we would say, "Yes."
305
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,700
That's what I'm thinking.
306
00:19:22,767 --> 00:19:26,734
'Cause our research indicates
that Earthlings resemble us.
307
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,333
You're ugly, though.
308
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,300
Okay. Let's set that aside
for now, shall we?
309
00:19:32,367 --> 00:19:34,533
Let's talk about more important stuff.
310
00:19:35,266 --> 00:19:38,800
On the planet Gerbarba,
311
00:19:41,467 --> 00:19:42,533
I'm a beauty.
312
00:19:42,633 --> 00:19:43,633
-What?
-What?
313
00:19:45,266 --> 00:19:47,433
What's up? What's wrong?
314
00:19:47,567 --> 00:19:49,834
Are you holding in a number two?
Are you all right?
315
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:53,133
What is it? Wait a sec.
316
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,800
Are you okay? What's wrong?
317
00:19:55,867 --> 00:19:57,800
-Wait.
-Are you shocked?
318
00:19:57,900 --> 00:20:00,900
What? You mean, well...
319
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,834
You mean, on Gerbarba,
most women are uglier than you?
320
00:20:04,934 --> 00:20:08,033
Well, I mean,
in university I was Miss Campus.
321
00:20:13,266 --> 00:20:15,767
Why? Why are you laughing?
322
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:20,834
Well, in that case,
323
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:24,667
you mean, the planet
is full of ugly chicks like you, then?
324
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:28,433
Well, to be honest, that's correct.
325
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:32,934
But if I say that,
I sound like I'm ugly on the inside.
326
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,266
So, I won't say that. Please understand.
327
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:36,867
No worries,
'cause you're ugly on the outside as well.
328
00:20:36,934 --> 00:20:40,100
Oh, that's good to know. You jerk!
329
00:20:40,166 --> 00:20:41,600
-I made a boo-boo.
-Don't you mess with me!
330
00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:44,100
"Boo-boo"? You talk like a baby.
331
00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:45,533
-You're not cute.
-So...
332
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,633
-What is it?
-For various reasons,
333
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:50,900
neither invading Earth nor co-existing
are feasible options. Please go home.
334
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:51,900
Why?
335
00:20:51,967 --> 00:20:55,700
If your chicks are as cute as Suzu Hirose,
336
00:20:55,767 --> 00:20:57,734
we'll be happy to consider co-existing.
337
00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:00,467
Who's that, eh? Who's that?
338
00:21:00,567 --> 00:21:04,166
Suzu Hirose is a beauty on Earth.
339
00:21:04,233 --> 00:21:08,400
You say no to our invasion
'cause I'm ugly.
340
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:10,266
Is that what you're saying?
341
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:11,667
In conclusion, yes, that's right.
342
00:21:11,734 --> 00:21:16,266
Oh, I see. Got it. Ugly aliens
are not allowed to invade, right?
343
00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:19,266
Any invasion is bad,
even if the invaders are not ugly.
344
00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:21,800
But invasions by ugly ones
are especially bad.
345
00:21:21,867 --> 00:21:24,100
Don't give me this bullshit.
That's nonsense.
346
00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:26,500
What are you looking at?
347
00:21:26,567 --> 00:21:28,967
Aren't there
any ugly women like me on Earth?
348
00:21:29,033 --> 00:21:30,467
-There are.
-There are!
349
00:21:30,533 --> 00:21:31,767
They do exist.
350
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:36,467
However, there's no need
to increase the number of ugly women.
351
00:21:36,533 --> 00:21:38,900
Being conquered by ugly ones
is harder to take.
352
00:21:38,967 --> 00:21:44,233
If I put it in Evangelion terms,
no proliferation plan of ugly chicks.
353
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,800
You didn't even watch Evangelion, did you?
354
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:49,233
People in Evangelion
don't gesture like this.
355
00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:50,734
You two are unbelievable.
356
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,600
You were holding back at first
357
00:21:52,667 --> 00:21:55,600
but once you got started,
you can't stop saying "ugly."
358
00:21:55,667 --> 00:21:57,867
'Cause you're ugly.
359
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:04,000
'Cause I'm ugly.
360
00:22:04,066 --> 00:22:05,333
Bastards!
361
00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:09,734
Don't mess with me.
Listen, I... No, not me.
362
00:22:10,233 --> 00:22:15,166
Gerbarbans get really ugly when angry.
363
00:22:15,633 --> 00:22:18,066
I'll get even uglier in 30 seconds.
What are you gonna do?
364
00:22:18,133 --> 00:22:19,400
-It's gonna be soon.
-I can't take it.
365
00:22:19,467 --> 00:22:21,266
I can't stay here if you get uglier.
366
00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:23,133
Please don't. Please calm down.
367
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,533
If you get any uglier,
you wouldn't even resemble a human.
368
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,400
Oh! You're so incredible.
369
00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:31,900
Incredible, a big head
with naturally-curly hair!
370
00:22:31,967 --> 00:22:33,500
How could you say that?
371
00:22:33,567 --> 00:22:39,066
I'm gonna turn into
the ugliest woman you've ever seen.
372
00:22:39,166 --> 00:22:41,300
You've got to watch me change.
You'll be stunned.
373
00:22:41,367 --> 00:22:44,000
Don't. Don't destroy
my beautiful image any further.
374
00:22:44,066 --> 00:22:46,834
Don't erase my happy melody.
375
00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:49,000
I'll do it! I'll do it!
376
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,667
Got it! She asked if she could go,
377
00:22:52,734 --> 00:22:55,233
but she wanted to see
if I could come with her.
378
00:22:55,300 --> 00:23:00,133
Yes! When she talked about my sweetness,
she meant she wanted me to indulge her.
379
00:23:00,533 --> 00:23:03,166
-Why didn't I go with her?
-Why didn't I go with her?
380
00:23:08,734 --> 00:23:11,200
-You stay here!
-No, someone is waiting for me.
381
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:11,934
Same here!
382
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,100
Your wife, right? Let her wait.
That's what wives are for.
383
00:23:15,433 --> 00:23:19,600
Not my wife.
I'm a hero chasing forbidden love.
384
00:23:19,667 --> 00:23:21,867
Forbidden love is never for a hero.
385
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,900
Anyway, someone is waiting for me.
386
00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:26,133
Whatever.
We don't have time, so let's go home.
387
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:26,867
Yeah.
388
00:23:26,934 --> 00:23:28,967
Would it be okay
if no one is left on shift?
389
00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:29,900
I don't care!
390
00:23:29,967 --> 00:23:32,834
You're a salary-man
but you ignore social rules.
391
00:23:33,266 --> 00:23:35,300
No rules for forbidden love!
392
00:23:44,834 --> 00:23:48,734
Total 3,687 yen. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, no.
393
00:23:50,467 --> 00:23:53,033
Oh, no. I was forced to come back.
394
00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:55,567
I was working at a cash register
in a supermarket.
395
00:23:55,633 --> 00:23:58,133
Where are Saneyoshi and Luchini?
396
00:23:59,166 --> 00:24:03,333
We forced you two to be on shift
because both of them went home.
397
00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:07,300
Oh, no. If I skip work too often,
I won't be able to buy concert tickets.
398
00:24:08,767 --> 00:24:11,734
Kaori, you were supposed to be here today,
weren't you?
399
00:24:12,066 --> 00:24:16,200
Yeah, but they insisted
I could leave, so I did.
400
00:24:16,567 --> 00:24:18,200
What the heck? Do they hate you?
401
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,066
Perhaps.
402
00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:22,367
Not a chance!
403
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,700
Kaorin likes me!
404
00:24:33,767 --> 00:24:37,934
Idiot! My soul and her soul are connected.
405
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,033
One of us should die, then!
406
00:24:41,300 --> 00:24:42,667
As you wish!
407
00:24:43,367 --> 00:24:48,934
Because I am so cute,
men always get infatuated with me.
408
00:24:49,233 --> 00:24:52,033
They must have dueled here.
409
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:56,700
A fierce duel between two men
mesmerized by my cuteness
410
00:24:56,767 --> 00:24:58,166
in such a short time frame.
411
00:24:58,700 --> 00:25:00,700
I don't know much about Star Wars,
412
00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:05,533
but they probably turned to dust in space
after the battle?
413
00:25:06,934 --> 00:25:08,200
Oh, no!
414
00:25:08,266 --> 00:25:11,300
This wouldn't have happened
if I was a little less cute!
415
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:18,367
Mishima and Ushiyama
weren't forced to come back,
416
00:25:18,734 --> 00:25:20,934
which suggests
they must be in real trouble.
417
00:25:21,767 --> 00:25:23,233
Can't do anything about it.
418
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,867
Is that how it works?
419
00:25:26,433 --> 00:25:29,000
They don't call someone
who's in real trouble?
420
00:25:29,066 --> 00:25:30,667
No, not forcefully.
421
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,300
I was in a rough spot to a certain extent.
422
00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:38,233
I wonder
what Mishima and Ushiyama are doing?
423
00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:39,867
No way!
424
00:25:40,967 --> 00:25:42,100
To be honest,
425
00:25:43,266 --> 00:25:45,734
I think
426
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:47,900
I like you.
427
00:25:51,233 --> 00:25:55,934
Oh, no, I'm too embarrassed
to stay here any longer.
428
00:25:57,033 --> 00:25:58,033
I'm going home.
429
00:25:58,500 --> 00:25:59,500
Poof!
430
00:26:08,934 --> 00:26:10,066
Poof!
431
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,266
I told a big lie to Mishima,
a studious person,
432
00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:15,467
just because I wanted to go home.
433
00:26:16,300 --> 00:26:20,300
He can no longer concentrate
on his studies because of my lie.
434
00:26:20,567 --> 00:26:24,367
My name and his messages to me
are all that's on his flash cards.
435
00:26:24,834 --> 00:26:29,667
He even drew my portrait
on his test answer sheet.
436
00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:36,000
His obsession with me
lowered his already-low test scores.
437
00:26:36,066 --> 00:26:41,133
He totally loses his mind
and he joins a weird religion in Africa.
438
00:26:41,533 --> 00:26:45,700
He wears rings on his neck
and it gets much longer.
439
00:26:46,066 --> 00:26:49,633
He sticks his neck out
for his longing for me!
440
00:26:49,867 --> 00:26:52,934
Skillful.
I'm not just a pretty face, but skillful.
441
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:53,934
But...
442
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,600
No good!
443
00:26:56,333 --> 00:26:59,033
Ushiyama should be able to come
after school hours.
444
00:26:59,467 --> 00:27:04,300
I didn't tell Ushiyama I liked him.
But he likes me for sure.
445
00:27:04,633 --> 00:27:08,233
I wish I had a student like you.
446
00:27:08,367 --> 00:27:12,767
He gets upset because there aren't
any cute girls like me in his school.
447
00:27:12,834 --> 00:27:18,033
He loses it and starts to whip the girls
with his bamboo sword.
448
00:27:18,567 --> 00:27:23,266
Please stop!
There's no one cuter than me on Earth!
449
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:28,233
No cute girls like me
in his shitty school.
450
00:27:28,300 --> 00:27:31,066
Teacher! Come to your senses already!
451
00:27:31,834 --> 00:27:32,834
No!
452
00:27:33,033 --> 00:27:38,567
Let's go to the meeting room
because we're here to see an alien.
453
00:27:39,767 --> 00:27:40,767
Okay.
454
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:53,800
Oh, no.
455
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,333
You must be the cutie, eh?
456
00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:08,333
No, I am...
457
00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:12,800
She's the cute girl.
I'm the cute middle-aged lady.
458
00:28:13,266 --> 00:28:14,266
What?
459
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,734
What's your cuteness ranking on Earth?
460
00:28:17,967 --> 00:28:20,200
On Earth? No idea.
461
00:28:20,734 --> 00:28:22,600
She's far cuter than you, at least.
462
00:28:22,667 --> 00:28:25,467
That's not true.
What are you talking about?
463
00:28:25,667 --> 00:28:28,600
If you were on Gerbarba,
464
00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:32,333
no one would even notice you.
465
00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:34,834
You'd be invisible.
466
00:28:34,900 --> 00:28:36,734
I don't know
about the situation in Gerobarba.
467
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:37,600
It's Gerbarba.
468
00:28:37,667 --> 00:28:39,200
-Gerobarba, right?
-Gerbarba.
469
00:28:39,266 --> 00:28:42,066
Kaori, tell her bluntly,
"I'm cuter than you."
470
00:28:42,266 --> 00:28:43,133
But...
471
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,967
Can you say that, missy? Those words?
472
00:28:47,033 --> 00:28:48,300
-Sorry to say...
-What?
473
00:28:48,367 --> 00:28:51,967
I suppose I'm much cuter than you.
474
00:28:52,033 --> 00:28:53,500
Yeah, she's right.
475
00:28:53,567 --> 00:28:56,700
You said it.
I can't believe you said that.
476
00:28:56,767 --> 00:28:58,333
Wait a sec.
477
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:03,767
Does that mean I'm ugly
even from a woman's point of view?
478
00:29:03,834 --> 00:29:09,767
Girls often talk about their super pretty
friends who are usually ugly.
479
00:29:09,834 --> 00:29:11,300
Even from women's point of view, am I...
480
00:29:11,367 --> 00:29:12,200
Ugly.
481
00:29:13,066 --> 00:29:14,934
-Men on Earth will...
-Ignore you.
482
00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:22,367
That's a lie. No way.
I know what you're thinking, you two.
483
00:29:22,433 --> 00:29:24,567
It's like, you don't want me on Earth
484
00:29:24,633 --> 00:29:27,734
because I'll get
all then men's attention, right?
485
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,667
That's why you're putting me down,
right? It won't work.
486
00:29:30,734 --> 00:29:34,333
I'll attract all the men on Earth and...
487
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,600
-Excuse me.
-Don't interrupt me. What is it?
488
00:29:36,667 --> 00:29:40,567
On Earth, a cutie means me.
489
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,266
I'm seriously cute.
490
00:29:43,633 --> 00:29:47,367
-All the men on Earth adore me.
-Amazing.
491
00:29:47,433 --> 00:29:51,834
I'm the cutest on Earth.
That's no exaggeration.
492
00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:55,200
Therefore, you coming here
is completely pointless.
493
00:29:57,467 --> 00:30:03,133
However, you might succeed as a comedian
if you have a good sense of humor.
494
00:30:04,133 --> 00:30:08,500
In any case, an ugly woman like you
will suffer anywhere you go.
495
00:30:08,567 --> 00:30:10,100
Suffer? That's no good.
496
00:30:10,667 --> 00:30:15,333
Your ugliness is probably
universally recognized in space.
497
00:30:17,533 --> 00:30:20,533
Therefore, please return
to your own planet.
498
00:30:23,133 --> 00:30:26,934
You bluntly said "ugly" many times.
499
00:30:30,467 --> 00:30:32,867
On Earth. What am I gonna do?
500
00:30:33,567 --> 00:30:35,233
Oh, I was supposed to go home.
501
00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:37,233
Yeah. I'm going home.
502
00:30:37,300 --> 00:30:39,800
Yeah, you should.
You'll be happy that way.
503
00:30:39,867 --> 00:30:41,166
I think so, too.
504
00:30:41,233 --> 00:30:44,767
I don't wanna be called ugly
everywhere I go.
505
00:30:44,834 --> 00:30:46,266
Yeah. You will.
506
00:30:46,667 --> 00:30:49,100
I will be. Well...
507
00:30:49,166 --> 00:30:52,266
I've just realized what you meant,
and it really hurts.
508
00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:54,367
I feel like crying now.
509
00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:57,367
Yeah, I should go home.
510
00:30:57,967 --> 00:31:00,433
Many people are waiting for me.
511
00:31:00,700 --> 00:31:01,700
If you'll excuse me.
512
00:31:02,567 --> 00:31:05,333
Thank you very much for enlightening me.
513
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,133
-You're welcome.
-I'm going now.
514
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,133
-Okay.
-Have a safe trip.
515
00:31:17,934 --> 00:31:19,667
Well done, Kaori.
516
00:31:19,967 --> 00:31:22,734
You went above and beyond
to persuade the alien.
517
00:31:23,033 --> 00:31:23,934
I'm sorry.
518
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,500
You don't have to apologize.
She left, thanks to you.
519
00:31:28,066 --> 00:31:30,367
What I said wasn't for persuasion.
520
00:31:30,633 --> 00:31:31,700
What?
521
00:31:32,667 --> 00:31:34,066
That's how I really feel.
522
00:31:34,900 --> 00:31:39,000
I believe I'm the cutest girl on Earth.
523
00:31:39,834 --> 00:31:40,800
Whoa!
524
00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:45,667
The Earth Defense Force will collapse
completely because I'm super cute.
525
00:31:47,633 --> 00:31:50,967
Well then,
I'm going back to the cash register.
526
00:31:52,367 --> 00:31:56,233
Please, God,
make me the slightest bit uglier.
527
00:31:56,767 --> 00:32:00,867
Otherwise,
a space war will break out over me.
528
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,633
You don't have to worry that much.
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