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BUSINESSMEN vs ALIENS
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Hey, bro, is he messing with us?
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It seems like it.
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Hey, you.
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EPISODE 4
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Will you let us go to Earth or what?
Tell us clearly.
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Told you, I won't.
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I told you so many times.
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The Earth
is very similar to our planet, Tarpas.
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That's why...
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I would be a mad man if I let you
invade Earth for that reason, right?
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-There's more to it. Listen to me.
-I've told you so many times.
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I have a gig starting right now.
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I gotta leave here soon.
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Understand? Talk to the guy
in a track suit. He'll be here soon.
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Time to go. I'm leaving.
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Wait. Wait. Hey.
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-Have a seat.
-Wait.
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-What?
-Wait.
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Wait.
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Calm down and think.
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Shouldn't you skip your gig
when we're here to invade Earth?
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Don't be silly. There's no gig without me.
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Then, cancel the gig itself.
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Can't you see?
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We have so many fans
looking forward to it.
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How many fans do you have?
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Well...
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Fifty, at least.
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You mean, 50 times 10,000?
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I couldn't hear the "10,000" bit.
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I couldn't, either.
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But his face implied 500,000.
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Which is it?
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Is there a "10,000" after "50" or not?
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Fifty
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people.
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What? Got a problem with that?
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Only 50 fans?
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So what?
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Then...
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It doesn't matter much
if such a shitty gig is on or not.
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Shige. Shut up.
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-Sorry.
-You should stay cool during discussions.
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Yes.
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Still, your band rents out the place...
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No, several bands are performing.
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We'll be
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fifth.
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-You should prioritize this, then.
-Shh. Shige.
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Excuse me. Well...
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How many songs are you gonna perform?
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Two.
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-Cancel it.
-Why?
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Fifty fans are waiting for the two songs.
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You're talking on such a small scale
I can't even picture it.
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I can imagine a place like Yokohama Arena.
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Or Shibuya Public Hall,
although it's smaller.
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I can only imagine places like them.
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We usually use a venue
for 150 people, maximum.
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Is that all?
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I'm going.
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-Wait, wait, wait.
-What's your problem?
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-Wait, wait.
-What?
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We got you. We got you.
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The second band has already started.
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We got you. We got you. So...
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What's your part?
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The music won't work without a drummer,
for sure, right?
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Won't work without a lead guitar, either.
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Bass, as well. Vocalist, of course.
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But if you are a percussionist,
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like Mr. Kegani
in the band Southern All Stars,
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or if you were a keyboard player,
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it would be okay without you
in the worst case scenario, right?
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So, tell me just one thing.
What's your part?
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You're saying there are some parts
unnecessary for a band?
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I'm talking about the worst case scenario.
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Too bad.
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I am
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the MC.
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-MC?
-That's right.
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First, I talk for about a minute
before the performance.
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Once the audience is warmed up a bit,
I introduce the members.
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When the show starts,
I get off the stage and cheer.
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I lead the audience to cheer.
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I sing along, depending on the songs.
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And sometimes I help switch guitars.
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Sometimes I hand water to the vocalist
in a stylish manner. That is
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my
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part.
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-Skip the gig.
-Don't mess with me.
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Don't you know
how important my MC-ing and cheering are?
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Without me,
there'll be no standing ovation.
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No one will thrust their fists
into the air.
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Thanks to me,
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the audience stands up and cheers.
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I guess your band is pathetic in itself.
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May I ask one very important thing?
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Sure.
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Can't you play an instrument?
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No.
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I was born clumsy.
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I've lived my life without success
in building a single model.
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Recently...
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You know the plastic band on pet bottles?
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The one you have to remove
before recycling.
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Even that...
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-I can't do that.
-You're seriously clumsy.
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You're in a band
even though you can't play an instrument?
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I love
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music.
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The way you said it sounds so cool, but...
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You can't do anything
just because you love it.
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Well, adios.
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-Wait, wait, wait.
-Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
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Stop it. Enough. Let him go.
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But, bro,
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he's a fool.
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It's no use talking with him.
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Oh.
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Luchini, that idiot.
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It seems he left the aliens
to get to his gig.
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Kaorin, what's up?
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Because Mr. Luchini has gone,
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and nobody's here,
I was forced to warp here.
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But when I went to the meeting room,
there were two aliens.
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Whoa, it's the first time
we've had two aliens, right?
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You must have been scared.
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I was scared.
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Calm down. You'll be fine now.
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Because I'm here.
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I'm going home because I'm scared.
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What? You're going home already?
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-Yes.
-No. It's finally just the two of us.
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I want to have a long chat with you.
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-What?
-Let's sit down for a little while.
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-The aliens are waiting.
-Let them wait.
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Let them wait.
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They are an audacious bunch, anyway.
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Talking about invading Earth.
How audacious.
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But they were driven
into a corner, themselves.
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Forget about them.
Chatting with you is more important.
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I'm scared of aliens
but I feel sorry for them.
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You're so kind. Kaorin, you're so kind.
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Please go and see them.
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Is that your request, Kaorin?
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Please, teacher.
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I'll go, I will.
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Teacher, I'm counting on you.
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What the hell.
I wish I had a student like her.
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Sorry for the wait.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. What's going on here?
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You seem to be furious.
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A man in a band
who can't play any instrument.
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An air-headed woman
who cries over everything.
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She cries a lot,
but she's a cutie, isn't she?
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-She is.
-Shige.
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Sorry.
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Finally, a middle-aged man,
who might understand things.
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What's this place?
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This is the facility
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where we suck in aliens
who plan to invade Earth
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and persuade them to go home.
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-We were sucked in.
-I've heard the emitted beam was strong.
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We understand.
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We understand very well that Earthlings
don't want us to invade Earth.
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But our home planet has collapsed already.
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You told us earlier to go home.
We have no home, you know?
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Is that so? That's a problem.
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We are the only two survivors
from the planet Tarpas.
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-Don't cry. Don't.
-Sorry.
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Crying only makes you sadder.
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Hold me tight
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Osaka Bay Blues
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Stop singing.
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That's the story.
So, could you let us invade Earth?
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Well...
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What is it?
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You two are the only survivors?
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I've told you we are.
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Then, no reinforcement will come later?
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No way.
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I see.
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I think it's impossible.
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-What is?
-The invasion.
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You're underestimating us, aren't you?
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No, I'm not.
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Why is it impossible, then?
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Only two of you...
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Can you make yourselves gigantic?
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Make ourselves gigantic? Of course not.
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How about special skills, then?
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Like emitting beams from your eyes?
From these eyes up here?
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Can them emit super strong beams?
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No, they can't.
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No, they can't.
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What? What're the big blue
scary thingies up there?
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These ones.
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-They are... What were they?
-Don't know.
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We were born with them.
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Some kind of decoration, I guess?
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Decoration?
Which means they have no practical use?
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No. No need to be useful, anyway.
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In that case...
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How do you plan to invade Earth?
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Look at this.
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This can kill you in one shot.
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What? Can one shot kill many people?
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Are you stupid, man?
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No way one shot can kill many people.
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Maybe one person.
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It's the same as a gun on Earth, then?
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What?
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Do you have one of these on Earth?
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Do you have this on Earth as well?
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There are too many to count.
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-Bro...
-Ordinary people carry them
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in some countries, though not in Japan.
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-What?
-Bro...
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He's lying, this guy.
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-Yeah.
-That's a lie. Lie.
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You can't lie to us.
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I don't care if you don't believe me.
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If that's true,
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we'll have a physical fight.
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With the two of you?
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-We'll attack you.
-Please don't, okay?
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We can't stop
after we've come all this way.
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That's what everyone says,
but you'd better not.
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That's none of your business.
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To tell you the truth,
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you'll be killed
at the very moment you land on Earth.
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You could even be shot down
while you're flying the spaceship.
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How?
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By something like a missile.
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-Missile?
-Missile?
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We have weapons
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several thousand times
more powerful than this.
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No...
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I will bounce it back with my power.
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That's my bro.
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Bro is serious. I haven't seen him
get this serious in a long time.
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Give it up!
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Stand up!
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Stand up, you two!
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Stand up.
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Come here, stand side by side.
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-Why?
-I told you to come here.
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-Stand, side by side.
-Yes.
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Come here, you too.
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-Hey. Stand still.
-Yes.
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I'm telling you this,
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not because
I don't want you to invade Earth.
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But because I don't want you to die.
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If your planet hadn't perished
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and you had advanced weapons,
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or your bodies had attack abilities,
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then you could've been a threat to Earth.
Or, perhaps, you could have invaded Earth.
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But...
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That's impossible for you.
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Can't you see?
It's definitely impossible for you two.
263
00:15:45,567 --> 00:15:49,133
Some kids roaming around Shibuya
could be stronger than you guys.
264
00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:52,734
About 90% of black men could beat you up.
265
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:55,633
Your blood will be all over you.
Do you understand?
266
00:15:56,934 --> 00:15:58,900
You'll be vanquished.
267
00:16:00,633 --> 00:16:03,066
-You'll see nirvana.
-Nirvana?
268
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,867
You don't have a place
to go back to, right?
269
00:16:12,767 --> 00:16:18,200
But you traveled this far,
and tried your best.
270
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:20,934
If you keep traveling a bit more,
271
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:25,667
I'm sure you'll find a planet where
disgusting-looking creatures like you
272
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:28,533
can live without difficulty.
273
00:16:28,633 --> 00:16:33,533
I myself didn't believe in aliens before,
but they do exist.
274
00:16:33,633 --> 00:16:38,333
Which means
there are many more in this universe.
275
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,867
In fact, a few aliens have come here.
276
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,033
But even if you find other planets,
277
00:16:44,033 --> 00:16:46,767
don't you ever think about invading them.
278
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,400
What do you say?
279
00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:50,166
-Yes.
-It's impossible.
280
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:54,333
-Impossible. Got it?
-Yes.
281
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,967
-Impossible for you, okay?
-Yes.
282
00:16:56,033 --> 00:16:57,967
Just blend in, okay?
283
00:16:58,633 --> 00:17:03,567
Land silently and live discretely.
284
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,700
Everyone there will be disgusting too.
285
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:08,133
You'd be okay. Understand?
286
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:10,400
-Yes.
-What did you say?
287
00:17:10,467 --> 00:17:11,934
-Yes.
-Can't hear you.
288
00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:13,467
-Yes!
-Good.
289
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:15,700
-Now, I'm gonna slap you.
-Why?
290
00:17:15,767 --> 00:17:17,033
-Why?
-Clench your teeth.
291
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:18,266
Why? Hey.
292
00:17:20,734 --> 00:17:21,834
Are you frustrated?
293
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,600
Frustrated
because you can't beat Earthlings?
294
00:17:26,066 --> 00:17:27,834
-Yes, I am.
-Frustrated, eh?
295
00:17:28,066 --> 00:17:31,734
Sad, because you're weak
despite your scary appearance, right?
296
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:32,834
Yes, I'm sad.
297
00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:34,867
But you don't have to get strong.
Stay as you are.
298
00:17:34,934 --> 00:17:37,033
-Why did you slap us, then?
-Go traveling.
299
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:38,834
Yes.
300
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:42,000
To a planet where you disgusting guys
can live without any difficulty.
301
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,100
Yes.
302
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:50,900
Can I call you Bro from now on?
303
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,066
-No.
-Why?
304
00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:53,233
I'm a teacher.
305
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,266
I'll call you Teacher, then.
306
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:57,834
-We'll never see each other again, though.
-You don't have to say that, do you?
307
00:17:58,867 --> 00:18:01,533
Mr. Saneyoshi, tomorrow is Sunday.
308
00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:03,967
A salary-man
should take a turn on Sundays.
309
00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:07,500
On the contrary, Sundays are harder.
310
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,700
My wife won't let me leave home.
311
00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:11,433
It's a day off, isn't it?
312
00:18:13,066 --> 00:18:15,133
Hey, student. You don't get it.
313
00:18:15,233 --> 00:18:18,433
To a man with a family,
weekends are scarier than weekdays.
314
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,834
I just have to work on weekdays,
and because I'm a Section Chief,
315
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,900
I have my staff who will do what I say.
316
00:18:22,967 --> 00:18:25,433
But I am a slave at home on weekends.
317
00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:27,166
My wife says,
318
00:18:27,266 --> 00:18:29,667
"You don't do any parenting on weekdays,
so you have to do it."
319
00:18:29,767 --> 00:18:31,333
She makes me take care of our kid,
320
00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:34,333
while she spends all day lying in bed,
fiddling with her smartphone.
321
00:18:34,433 --> 00:18:36,667
Last Sunday,
I took my son to a park in the morning
322
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,266
and came back in the evening,
and she was there,
323
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,467
exactly in the same position,
fiddling with her phone.
324
00:18:40,934 --> 00:18:42,433
She didn't move even one millimeter.
325
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,934
That's my wife on Sundays.
326
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,967
For that reason, weekends are impossible.
327
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,600
We don't buy your excuse.
328
00:18:49,066 --> 00:18:53,300
I can't because I have many errands
especially on weekends.
329
00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:55,900
Take a break from shoe-shining
and match-selling at least on weekends.
330
00:18:55,967 --> 00:19:01,600
I have a DVD shoot for
"The cutest shoe-shining girl."
331
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,066
Ridiculous.
332
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:05,700
Why is Luchini not here?
333
00:19:05,967 --> 00:19:08,667
That's it.
We could punish him for desertion.
334
00:19:08,734 --> 00:19:11,734
You also deserted to drive your son.
335
00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:17,000
Did you know
Mr. Luchini can't play any instruments?
336
00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:19,400
What?
337
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,300
The aliens told me the other day.
338
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:25,667
What? How could he be a band member, then?
339
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,133
I don't know the details.
340
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,834
Here we are. The moon base.
341
00:19:43,233 --> 00:19:46,600
Oh, my goodness.
What're you doing, Luchini?
342
00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:49,834
No way, man,
this must be kept absolutely secret.
343
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:51,400
The Cabinet Office said okay,
344
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:54,133
they'll wipe their memories
on the way back home.
345
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,000
Seriously? They are surprisingly flexible.
346
00:19:56,066 --> 00:19:58,200
They are members of my new band.
347
00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:01,367
They didn't believe me at all
when I told them I worked on the moon.
348
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:04,033
No one believes it?
You shouldn't be bringing them here.
349
00:20:04,133 --> 00:20:05,900
Did your former band break up?
350
00:20:08,767 --> 00:20:10,133
It was
351
00:20:11,834 --> 00:20:13,300
sort of a falling-out.
352
00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:15,133
What was the reason?
353
00:20:17,033 --> 00:20:17,900
There were many.
354
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,033
It's because you can't play
an instrument, right?
355
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:33,200
How did you know?
356
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,400
The aliens told me.
357
00:20:37,066 --> 00:20:39,200
Talk about a big mouth.
358
00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:41,066
That's the reason
for the falling-out, right?
359
00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:45,400
Even though we worked hard together.
360
00:20:47,133 --> 00:20:48,300
But they suddenly said,
361
00:20:49,367 --> 00:20:50,767
"We don't need you."
362
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,533
That's normal. I can understand them.
363
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,133
So, I put together a new band.
364
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,734
Wonderful. I wanna go to see your gig.
365
00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,700
Kaorin, you don't have to be polite.
366
00:20:59,767 --> 00:21:01,066
Seriously?
367
00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:03,300
All right, then. Let's do it, guys.
368
00:21:03,767 --> 00:21:04,934
Yep.
369
00:21:05,533 --> 00:21:08,000
-No instruments?
-Don't worry.
370
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,633
We are that kind of band.
371
00:21:10,266 --> 00:21:11,600
What kind of band?
372
00:21:14,567 --> 00:21:16,300
One, two, three, four.
373
00:21:20,533 --> 00:21:21,934
I see.
374
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,200
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see.
375
00:21:29,433 --> 00:21:31,000
He said something.
376
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,567
He's playing there.
377
00:21:34,967 --> 00:21:37,567
What's he doing, Luchini? What's his part?
378
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:42,967
What's his part?
379
00:21:44,734 --> 00:21:46,834
What's your part, Luchini?
380
00:21:47,233 --> 00:21:48,567
Started making sense, though.
381
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,200
He's not a guitarist. What's up?
382
00:21:52,734 --> 00:21:54,400
What's up? Are you okay?
383
00:21:55,066 --> 00:21:57,800
Seriously, what's your part?
384
00:21:58,834 --> 00:22:00,834
What are you looking at?
What the hell is your part?
385
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:03,834
That's a shield. His part is a shield?
386
00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:07,734
He's brandishing the shield,
turning around and...
387
00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:10,433
Why is he angry? What's up?
388
00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:17,533
I got what his part is.
389
00:22:17,633 --> 00:22:20,266
Well, how was it?
390
00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:24,633
That was our debut song,
Can't Love a Monkfish-Liver-Loving Woman.
391
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:28,800
Time flies,
and the next song will be the last tune.
392
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:31,333
-The last song is our...
-Wait a sec.
393
00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:35,600
Kadokura.
394
00:22:37,433 --> 00:22:38,600
Show me your fingers.
395
00:22:39,633 --> 00:22:43,133
What is it?
It's creepy when a man says that.
396
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,533
Shut up and show me.
397
00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:54,333
No wonder your sound was off.
398
00:22:55,367 --> 00:22:56,433
Sorry.
399
00:22:57,433 --> 00:22:59,667
-Did you get the injury at work?
-Yeah.
400
00:23:00,133 --> 00:23:03,100
When I put down some heavy packages.
401
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,967
-A drummer should protect his fingers.
-I know.
402
00:23:07,967 --> 00:23:09,200
Soeda.
403
00:23:09,433 --> 00:23:11,734
Is it theater? Is this a play?
404
00:23:13,567 --> 00:23:15,233
Play the bass guitar a bit.
405
00:23:15,767 --> 00:23:16,767
Sure.
406
00:23:23,667 --> 00:23:26,133
I can't see your strings.
407
00:23:26,867 --> 00:23:28,967
You're so sharp.
408
00:23:29,567 --> 00:23:31,233
You caught me.
409
00:23:32,333 --> 00:23:33,567
What's bothering you?
410
00:23:34,266 --> 00:23:37,600
The day before yesterday,
I noticed for the first time
411
00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:41,066
that a bass guitar
has two strings fewer than a lead guitar.
412
00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:44,133
Go ahead and laugh.
413
00:23:45,066 --> 00:23:48,533
Now, I can't see the strings.
414
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:49,700
Hold on.
415
00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:53,600
Then, you were playing before thinking
the number of strings were the same?
416
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:55,934
-Yeah.
-You idiot!
417
00:23:56,934 --> 00:23:58,266
What a way to get slapped.
418
00:23:58,667 --> 00:24:01,300
Your blow is as gutsy as always.
419
00:24:01,367 --> 00:24:04,333
Nobody cares about the number of strings.
420
00:24:04,433 --> 00:24:07,100
If your soul says 10,
then play 10 strings.
421
00:24:07,166 --> 00:24:09,467
If it says two, then play two.
422
00:24:09,567 --> 00:24:12,734
-A base guitar has four strings, right?
-I know.
423
00:24:13,667 --> 00:24:15,266
I know that,
424
00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:18,800
but now I know
the real number of strings, so...
425
00:24:18,900 --> 00:24:20,767
Damn it. Damn it!
426
00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:24,000
-Play by listening to your soul!
-Luchini.
427
00:24:25,033 --> 00:24:26,900
I wonder which theater they perform at.
The park?
428
00:24:26,967 --> 00:24:27,900
Shimoyama.
429
00:24:28,266 --> 00:24:30,133
Oops, me as well.
430
00:24:32,033 --> 00:24:34,300
You need to kick your habit
of using your voice when you're excited.
431
00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:37,033
The voice naturally comes out
when my soul is rocking.
432
00:24:37,133 --> 00:24:38,767
Idiot!
433
00:24:39,367 --> 00:24:40,834
What a way of being hit.
434
00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:42,633
This is completely an air band.
435
00:24:42,734 --> 00:24:46,333
Our souls are in the air instruments,
including the vocals.
436
00:24:48,633 --> 00:24:50,600
-Yeah, that's right.
-He's not bleeding.
437
00:24:52,133 --> 00:24:55,200
And Otaki.
438
00:25:02,967 --> 00:25:05,233
You'll be promoted
starting with the next gig.
439
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:09,834
You'll play the air triangle.
440
00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:12,700
It's yours.
441
00:25:12,834 --> 00:25:14,433
What kind of part is that?
442
00:25:15,266 --> 00:25:17,200
Speak up, speak up. What's wrong?
443
00:25:17,633 --> 00:25:19,367
Why put on an air act now?
444
00:25:19,667 --> 00:25:21,200
Beautiful tears.
445
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:23,967
This scene's the highlight.
446
00:25:24,233 --> 00:25:26,200
Say something. Don't waste your chance.
447
00:25:26,266 --> 00:25:28,900
All right, let's move on to the next song.
448
00:25:29,333 --> 00:25:30,233
Please listen to
449
00:25:31,900 --> 00:25:35,900
Can't Love a Garlic-Rice-Loving Woman.
450
00:25:36,867 --> 00:25:38,500
One, two, three, four.
451
00:25:39,667 --> 00:25:41,700
I don't feel like listening.
452
00:25:42,667 --> 00:25:44,400
Don't feel like watching them, either.
453
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:49,200
I'm sure he'll say
he won't be able to work
454
00:25:49,266 --> 00:25:51,633
because of this band's gig.
455
00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:56,066
I feel so sorry for him,
I almost want to let him go to his gigs.
456
00:25:56,166 --> 00:25:58,367
No, you don't have to feel sorry for guys
457
00:25:58,433 --> 00:26:00,767
who don't put in the effort
to learn the instruments.
458
00:26:00,867 --> 00:26:04,300
So, Mr. Saneyoshi and Luchini
will be on duty tomorrow, Sunday.
459
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:07,633
No, I can't. I'm going to Disneyland
with my family tomorrow.
460
00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:08,900
I'll be killed if I don't go.
461
00:26:08,967 --> 00:26:11,467
Your wife and son will go there
without you if you aren't at home.
462
00:26:11,567 --> 00:26:14,100
That won't happen. Not tomorrow, please.
463
00:26:14,467 --> 00:26:17,900
I'm fed up with your
"Not tomorrow, please."
464
00:26:17,967 --> 00:26:20,333
Seriously, not tomorrow. Hey...
465
00:26:20,633 --> 00:26:23,233
Don't walk through the band
while they're performing.
466
00:26:23,300 --> 00:26:25,867
Go around them.
467
00:26:25,934 --> 00:26:28,400
Hey, please. Hey.
468
00:26:28,734 --> 00:26:31,667
Seriously. Please.
469
00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:35,667
Hey.
470
00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:42,033
What're you doing?
471
00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:44,400
Luchini, why do you look scared?
472
00:26:44,934 --> 00:26:46,867
-Hey, stop it.
-No!
473
00:26:47,233 --> 00:26:49,867
Why'd you talk? Why'd you just talk?
474
00:26:50,266 --> 00:26:51,667
You totally ruined it.
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