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BUSINESSMEN VS ALIENS
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We've all got jobs.
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Someone has to compromise,
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otherwise we can't work out
our shift schedule.
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Everybody, close your eyes.
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We ain't your students.
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Shut up and close your eyes!
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Listen up.
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If you even remotely feel
that your business on Earth
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isn't that big a deal, raise your hand!
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-No one? Why?
-That's why we're in this situation.
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I've got an exam tomorrow, so...
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You're always taking exams.
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I have an important meeting, as well.
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Me too, I've got my part-time job.
I've been told no one else is available.
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-Me too. I have a gig.
-Wait.
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Me too. I have errands to run.
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You know,
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it's true that Kaorin is a cutie.
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But how much longer are we going to let
this "errand" excuse slide?
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I haven't since the beginning.
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As I always say,
they're important errands.
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As we keep saying,
"important" errands don't exist.
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Kaorin,
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I think your game is up.
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Can you tell us
what exactly your "errand" is?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm in a line of work
I can't reveal to anyone.
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What shall we do, then?
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Shall we decide our shifts
based on the importance of our jobs
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or of the individual?
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Say, based on the context of our work,
how significant we are?
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Well, mine is the-world-is-fine-without-me
sort of stuff.
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In that case,
I want you to prioritize this job.
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Okay, I'll tell you.
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I sell matches.
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-You sell matches?
-You sell matches?
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Do matches still exist?
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They do, but scarcely.
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Dive bars in downtown might have them.
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Do dive bars exist in the first place?
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Yeah, they do.
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Are they candy bars?
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No. They involve alcohol
and older hostesses with sympathetic ears.
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Older hostesses are under constant threat
from younger ones
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but they won't give up their positions.
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Nevermind, no need for you to understand.
Go on.
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Also,
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I polish shoes.
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-You polish shoes?
-You polish shoes?
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I've never seen a shoeshine girl.
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We don't see them these days,
but I guess some may still exist.
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Yeah.
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Kaori, by any chance...
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I'm poor.
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I'm broke.
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I'm the King of Broke.
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King?
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My parents died in a plane crash,
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and my younger sister,
brother and I were orphaned.
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My sister is in junior high school
and my brother is still in kindergarten.
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I sell matches and shine shoes every day.
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I use the money to buy groceries
and cook for them.
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If I stay here too long,
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I won't have money and time to feed them.
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What do you eat every night?
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Raw eggs over Thai rice.
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Thai rice!
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It's dry but delicious
when you pour raw eggs over it.
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But this job pays you more
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than selling matches
and polishing shoes does, right?
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Will I really get any money
by doing this job?
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Good point.
No one has talked about that yet.
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I can't stop working my jobs
until I'm certain that I'll get paid.
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By the way, do matches still sell?
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Do people want their shoes shined?
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Yes. Somehow, business is going very well.
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I wonder why?
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Probably because Kaorin is so cute.
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No, not that.
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For sure. People must be talking
about you, the cute shoeshine girl.
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I'm not cute. I'm ugly.
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I hate that mantra from pretty girls.
So annoying.
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-You're really cute.
-Cute.
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Cute? Yes, you're cute.
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Really?
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But I've never imagined
the plight of your family.
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I'm sorry
for not understanding your situation.
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That's okay.
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Well then,
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who will be on tonight's shift?
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Kaorin, is that really true?
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What is?
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Are you really poor?
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Poor people usually can't afford
such glittery decorations for their phone.
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Hey.
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This glittery stuff is sand from the park.
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Which park has such pretty sand?
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There are some sparkly grains in the sand,
like gold dust.
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It took me three years
to collect enough sparkly ones
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to dress up my phone.
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Three long years?
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You're a girl, after all...
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Girls want to dress up their phones,
of course.
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Yeah.
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Well then...
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Considering Kaorin's broke queen status...
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In that case,
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the only option is for Mishima and Luchini
to give up their plans.
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-Obviously not possible.
-Don't belittle my gigs, man.
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Exams are right around the corner!
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I understand,
but we can't let Earth be invaded
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because of your exams and music.
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There's no need for Mr. Saneyoshi
to go to the meeting, I think.
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Yeah.
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Hey, what are you talking about?
I work and get paid for it.
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Yours are merely exams,
and your gigs are just hobbies.
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"Hobbies"? What do you mean?
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I'm saying no one pays you for your gigs.
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I'm laying the foundations
for paid gigs in the future.
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Now is the most important stage of all.
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In fact, in fact...
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Once I succeed, any of my tunes will sell.
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In other words,
your gigs are currently still a hobby.
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If compared,
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my current work and meeting are more...
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By the way, what's your job title?
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Section Chief.
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A section chief
can skip a meeting, I guess?
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Don't belittle a section chief!
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Which is superior,
Unit Chief or Section Chief?
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Section Chief, of course!
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-How about Division Chief?
-Division Chief is superior.
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Do you need to be in the meeting?
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I have to give a presentation tomorrow.
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Is it going to get approved?
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That's not the issue.
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The purpose of a presentation
is to get approved.
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Yours will be rejected.
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Hey, kid.
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Don't be cheeky, kid.
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What evidence do you have?
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Face.
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Your face.
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Face?
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Face of the rejected.
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"Face of the rejected"?
Is there such a thing?
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I used to practice physiognomy,
so I know about that.
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-Really?
-I lied.
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Why do you lie if you're going to admit it
the next second?
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What's wrong? Kaorin. That's scary.
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Was it funny to you?
It wasn't funny at all.
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It wasn't funny at all.
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They say, girls of her age
find everything funny, don't they?
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Whatever.
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I absolutely have to attend
the meeting tomorrow.
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Damn it! No progress at all!
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Ms. Shinko, can't you negotiate
with your store manager to get a day off?
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-I can.
-What? You can?
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Why didn't you tell us earlier?
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We were told two people are enough.
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So, let's do rock-paper-scissors
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-to decide who'll be the second one.
-No, no, no.
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No rock-paper-scissors.
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You just have to win.
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If you fail something like this,
you'll fail your exams as well.
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What's with that attitude?
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Okay, let's do it.
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I will win, I will win.
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He's so determined.
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Can determination alone bring victory
in rock-paper-scissors?
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This is a good chance to see.
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Let's do rock-paper-scissors.
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-Start with rocks.
-Oops.
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Sorry. I made a mistake. Let's start over.
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-No, Mishima, you lost.
-What? I didn't lose.
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If you don't show rock first, you lose.
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That rule doesn't exist anywhere.
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-What? What? You didn't know?
-Huh? Huh? I've never heard of it.
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-Oh, dear.
-Oh, dear.
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No, no, no, no.
We didn't agree that we'd start with rock.
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Yes, we did.
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Well, we said that.
But only after we started, not before.
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-But it always starts with rock, right?
-Yes.
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Always? Does it always start with rock?
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Yes.
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Rock-paper-scissors that doesn't start
with rock don't exist anymore?
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No.
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Don't we just go straight to say
"rock-paper-scissors" anymore?
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-No.
-Never heard of it.
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-Really?
-Never done that before.
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Liars.
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Okay, then. Mishima and Ms. Shinko
are on duty today.
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-Have a good evening.
-See you later.
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At today's gig,
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-we will receive a standing ovation.
-Get out of here!
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You'll be fine,
you're missing just one mock exam.
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How do you know,
you middle-aged lady with a part-time job?
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Don't be rude. I have a son
who'll be in your shoes next year.
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What?
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Is that so?
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-You know how I feel, then.
-Sorry, that was a lie.
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That's a lie, isn't it?
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Yeah, it's a lie. I just thought
that it'd be nice if I had one.
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You don't have to say everything
that's on your mind.
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You don't have to study since you won't be
taking the exam tomorrow.
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-That was a lie.
-What?
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To tell you the truth,
the exam is the day after tomorrow.
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I lied to get extra time.
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Oh, you lied in return.
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Your parents must be really happy
you study so much, right?
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I can't afford another gap year.
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I see it won't be enough
to just get into a good university.
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You must be aiming for a prestigious one.
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Yes, that's my intention.
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You can do it.
Knowing you, no doubt about it.
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-Yes. I'm working on it.
-Keep up the good work.
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Still, considering how rarely aliens come,
we need to be here quite often.
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You're absolutely right. They hardly come.
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That's why this is so ridiculous.
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I'd understand the necessity
if they came every day,
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-but only two aliens have come so far.
-Yeah.
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Well, we don't know when they'll show up,
so there's not much we can do.
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I bet no aliens will come tonight.
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Strange, isn't it?
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No one on Earth believes in aliens.
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-I didn't believe it either.
-I know, right?
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We're the only ones who know.
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Although, I've told
all my colleagues at work about it.
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-Don't they think you've gone mad?
-No, they just listen and laugh.
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Middle-aged women
can enjoy anything they hear.
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How about you?
How do you explain the time spent here?
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I say that I'm staying with a friend
from my exam-prep school.
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-And about the aliens?
-Of course I don't talk about that.
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How can you keep quiet
after seeing those things?
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I think about them as wild animals
in the savanna or somewhere.
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They don't bother me at all.
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You know, I've never seen wild giraffes.
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Aliens are the same as them, I suppose?
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I try to think that way.
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-Sorry for disturbing your studies.
-It's fine.
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In the forest of Waseda
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North-west of Tokyo
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You will be singing a college song
next year, right?
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No, no.
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No? Then, a state university?
Could it be the University of Tokyo?
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No, of course not.
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A SPACESHIP FOUND!
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A spaceship was detected above the Moon.
250
00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:03,934
We will begin sucking immediately,
please begin negotiations.
251
00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:06,467
Oh, dear. Speak of the devil.
252
00:14:06,633 --> 00:14:08,367
Will the two of us be enough?
253
00:14:08,467 --> 00:14:11,033
We'll be fine.
None of them have been strong so far.
254
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:14,533
We've only seen two so far.
This one could be strong.
255
00:14:14,633 --> 00:14:16,700
In that case,
we'll defeat it with our smell.
256
00:14:16,767 --> 00:14:17,934
Why are you so calm, Ms. Shinko?
257
00:14:18,033 --> 00:14:19,233
Let's go.
258
00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:21,200
No.
259
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,533
I have a feeling that
it's a strong one today.
260
00:14:23,633 --> 00:14:24,834
Definitely a strong one.
261
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:30,000
See that? It seems that we'll be fine.
262
00:14:32,633 --> 00:14:33,767
You're right.
263
00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:49,934
You are Earthlings, right?
264
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:52,100
Yes.
265
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:58,000
I'm a Samba, from deep inside Mars.
266
00:14:58,066 --> 00:14:59,834
Call yourself a Martian,
if you live on Mars.
267
00:15:03,367 --> 00:15:06,767
As expected,
Earthlings are extremely ignorant.
268
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:14,000
Many species
are thriving deep under Mars' surface.
269
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:16,834
And, certainly,
270
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:24,166
all of them have evolved
from the creatures
271
00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:26,133
that Earthlings left on Mars.
272
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,533
Sounds like Terra Formars.
273
00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:29,734
That's right.
274
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:34,400
The world of Terra Formars
exists in reality.
275
00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:37,934
Not only in the manga universe.
276
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,166
"Terror"? Monks or something?
277
00:15:40,266 --> 00:15:44,000
The story goes that
the roaches that humans left on Mars
278
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:45,567
evolved into monsters.
279
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:47,800
That's right.
280
00:15:48,133 --> 00:15:49,767
And so did we.
281
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:54,967
The Samba tribe has evolved from ladybugs,
282
00:15:55,066 --> 00:15:57,934
left behind by Earthlings.
283
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,867
Ah, Ladybug Samba, a Japanese pop song.
284
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:04,000
When you put it that way,
I feel embarrassed.
285
00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:07,166
But that's the gist of it.
286
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,166
You seem quite familiar
with Japanese culture.
287
00:16:10,633 --> 00:16:15,066
My lineage is from a Japanese ladybug.
288
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:19,667
That's why I'm super knowledgeable
about Japan.
289
00:16:19,767 --> 00:16:22,233
Oh, I got you.
290
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:29,934
We were heartlessly ditched
291
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,467
in the inhospitable environment of Mars.
292
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:37,400
I came here to seek revenge on Earthlings,
the Japanese in particular.
293
00:16:37,867 --> 00:16:42,600
I'll make you aware
of our long-standing grudge.
294
00:16:43,066 --> 00:16:46,767
Well, then,
I apologize on behalf of all Earthlings.
295
00:16:47,367 --> 00:16:50,033
Sorry for abandoning you on Mars.
296
00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:52,500
-What do you mean, "Sorry"?
-He's apologizing.
297
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,667
Apologies are useless.
298
00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:58,333
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
299
00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:04,200
Sincerity. Sincerity.
Where's the sincerity?
300
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:06,533
Stop it.
What's with that annoying tone of yours?
301
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:10,266
Do all subterranean creatures on Mars
hold a grudge against Earthlings?
302
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:14,834
No, just us.
303
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:19,834
Because the other kinds are roaches,
304
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:24,066
moths and such, they're all creepy.
305
00:17:24,934 --> 00:17:27,734
There's good reason they were left behind.
306
00:17:28,767 --> 00:17:31,533
They had their own evolution processes,
307
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:37,200
and they believe
that Mars is the best place to live.
308
00:17:38,133 --> 00:17:39,266
Why not?
309
00:17:39,533 --> 00:17:43,300
There are no instant-kill bug-sprays.
310
00:17:43,433 --> 00:17:48,133
No sticky traps that leave you stuck
in sticky stuff and discarded alive.
311
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:53,133
For the moths, there's none of those
blue thingies that zap them.
312
00:17:53,433 --> 00:17:56,233
With the sound "zap."
313
00:17:56,367 --> 00:18:00,333
"Zap. Zap, zap."
314
00:18:00,633 --> 00:18:03,900
Just a slight brush against it,
and it burns you alive.
315
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:07,367
However. However.
316
00:18:08,367 --> 00:18:10,133
We're different.
317
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,934
We're totally cute.
318
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:16,433
So cute
that we're used as patterns on clothing.
319
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:21,433
No one wants roach and moth patterns
on clothes, right?
320
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,066
But our patterns are popular.
321
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:29,633
Why would they ditch
cuties like us on Mars?
322
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:31,233
Why?
323
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:38,767
We are ranked number one in cuteness
in the insect world.
324
00:18:40,233 --> 00:18:43,367
A discussion about coolness
325
00:18:43,533 --> 00:18:46,533
would be about
the Rhinoceros or Stag beetles.
326
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:50,500
But we are totally number one
when it comes to cuteness.
327
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,300
Then, why?
328
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:58,700
Why did you ditch us?
329
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,166
Hey, why are you not listening?
330
00:19:01,734 --> 00:19:04,433
Sorry. It looks like
I can get Exile's concert tickets
331
00:19:04,533 --> 00:19:06,066
at a super low bid right now.
332
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:07,000
What?
333
00:19:07,066 --> 00:19:09,367
-Your speech was too long.
-It definitely wasn't.
334
00:19:11,867 --> 00:19:14,700
So, do you want to destroy Earth?
335
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,200
No.
336
00:19:17,967 --> 00:19:22,600
We will now embark on Earth
337
00:19:23,967 --> 00:19:26,133
and eat up all the aphids.
338
00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:27,867
Yes.
339
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:31,967
We're gonna eat them all up!
340
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:36,300
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
341
00:19:37,133 --> 00:19:38,567
-What?
-How about humans?
342
00:19:39,433 --> 00:19:41,433
-Humans?
-Yeah, humans.
343
00:19:41,533 --> 00:19:44,967
You won't eat humans?
344
00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:47,233
No. Why? We don't like the taste.
345
00:19:49,233 --> 00:19:51,433
That's the reason
you want to go all the way to Earth?
346
00:19:53,967 --> 00:19:55,734
That's right.
347
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,367
So, let me go there now!
348
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:04,166
Hmm, what to do...
349
00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:07,600
-What shall we do, Ms. Shinko?
-Sorry, I wasn't listening.
350
00:20:07,967 --> 00:20:08,867
Why weren't you listening?
351
00:20:08,967 --> 00:20:12,033
They want to go to Earth
to eat all the aphids.
352
00:20:12,133 --> 00:20:13,967
Can we talk about it
after the auction is over?
353
00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:15,133
Sure.
354
00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:17,734
You fools.
355
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,166
With our heightened assault power,
we can't wait...
356
00:20:21,233 --> 00:20:24,000
Shut up! I need to concentrate on this!
357
00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:09,667
Excuse me...
358
00:21:12,834 --> 00:21:15,100
When will the auction end?
359
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,834
-Ms. Shinko, you're making too much noise.
-Sorry, sorry.
360
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:43,400
Correction.
361
00:21:44,367 --> 00:21:46,367
Not only aphids,
362
00:21:47,633 --> 00:21:50,734
but we'll eat up humans as well.
363
00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:02,967
We'll eat you up.
364
00:22:07,066 --> 00:22:08,667
Why? Why?
365
00:22:08,734 --> 00:22:11,433
What's the point of this conversation?
366
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:15,834
Excuse me.
367
00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:19,734
Well, forget it.
368
00:22:20,266 --> 00:22:23,667
It can't be helped
that there's an auction.
369
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,700
But hey, you, stop studying.
370
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:26,633
Why?
371
00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:32,633
Why? Because I'm here
with a strong desire to invade Earth.
372
00:22:33,133 --> 00:22:37,266
And you guys sucked me here
to talk, right?
373
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:42,500
So, we want you to go back to Mars.
374
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,367
No, no, no, no.
375
00:22:45,467 --> 00:22:46,667
Look a person in the eyes when you talk.
376
00:22:46,734 --> 00:22:47,900
You're not a person.
377
00:22:49,467 --> 00:22:51,000
Look into my bug's eyes.
378
00:22:51,333 --> 00:22:53,834
What? What?
379
00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:57,667
You're studying so hard.
Which university are you aiming for?
380
00:22:57,734 --> 00:22:59,166
Why do I have to tell you that?
381
00:22:59,266 --> 00:23:01,333
Even if you don't tell me, I can guess.
382
00:23:02,567 --> 00:23:05,266
We bugs can sense
other creature's abilities.
383
00:23:07,133 --> 00:23:09,400
There is a saying,
"a little bug tells me..."
384
00:23:10,266 --> 00:23:11,667
That's nonsense.
385
00:23:16,900 --> 00:23:18,433
Your academic abilities...
386
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:22,900
Your academic aptitude score is
387
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:25,500
39.
388
00:23:25,734 --> 00:23:26,567
What?
389
00:23:26,667 --> 00:23:28,667
What? No way.
390
00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:31,333
Don't say such nonsense.
391
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,533
Takachiho Institute of Technology.
392
00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:37,533
Your chance of passing the exam is
393
00:23:41,967 --> 00:23:42,934
20%.
394
00:23:43,266 --> 00:23:44,834
But he's aiming for Waseda University.
395
00:23:44,900 --> 00:23:46,500
No, no, no, no, no.
396
00:23:46,667 --> 00:23:49,433
No chance at all of getting into Waseda.
397
00:23:49,533 --> 00:23:50,767
You're kidding.
398
00:23:51,667 --> 00:23:55,300
No need to study
for universities of that level.
399
00:23:55,667 --> 00:23:56,867
For universities
below the Japanese University level,
400
00:23:56,934 --> 00:23:58,900
you can get into them just by writing
your name on the exam paper.
401
00:23:58,967 --> 00:24:00,133
Don't make light of universities.
402
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:03,633
He always has a Waseda study guide,
so I thought...
403
00:24:03,734 --> 00:24:05,300
Having a study guide from Waseda
404
00:24:05,367 --> 00:24:07,734
doesn't necessarily indicate
he's aiming to get into it.
405
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,734
-Could it be that you're showing off?
-No.
406
00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:15,500
Let's see. Let's see.
407
00:24:16,734 --> 00:24:18,166
Can you answer this question?
408
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,467
How about that one?
409
00:24:26,567 --> 00:24:27,734
You're thinking...
410
00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:29,300
Thinking...
411
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:31,300
You can't answer it.
412
00:24:31,367 --> 00:24:33,900
What about this one?
413
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:36,900
Thinking, thinking...
414
00:24:37,633 --> 00:24:39,166
Thinking, but...
415
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,633
You can't answer it. Yeah, you're stupid.
416
00:24:42,734 --> 00:24:44,834
Yeah, you're stupid.
417
00:24:44,934 --> 00:24:46,367
You were stupid.
418
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:48,800
Stupid University? Stupid University.
419
00:24:48,900 --> 00:24:53,166
Even Einstein
was at the bottom of his class.
420
00:24:53,266 --> 00:24:55,467
I think that was when he was a kid.
421
00:24:55,567 --> 00:24:58,000
You don't have time to turn it around
if you're at the bottom now.
422
00:24:58,100 --> 00:24:59,967
No. No.
423
00:25:00,867 --> 00:25:03,867
Parents with stupid kids always say that.
424
00:25:04,333 --> 00:25:06,567
They say Einstein
was at the bottom of the class.
425
00:25:06,667 --> 00:25:10,567
But does that mean that all the kids
at the bottom of the class
426
00:25:10,667 --> 00:25:12,266
can become like Einstein?
427
00:25:12,533 --> 00:25:16,033
It's more likely
that stupid kids will stay stupid
428
00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:17,967
for the rest of their lives, right?
429
00:25:18,633 --> 00:25:21,433
Are you saying I'm not like Einstein?
430
00:25:21,533 --> 00:25:24,100
Yes. I can tell you that
with 100% certainty.
431
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,400
That can't be true.
432
00:25:29,033 --> 00:25:30,700
I'm not like Einstein?
433
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,533
No, you're not.
434
00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:34,900
How can this be?
435
00:25:35,166 --> 00:25:36,667
You've only realized that now?
436
00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:37,834
Yes.
437
00:25:38,266 --> 00:25:41,433
You are stupid.
You're actually stupid, aren't you?
438
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,533
It's only the beginning.
439
00:25:43,867 --> 00:25:45,667
I can only go up from here.
440
00:25:45,967 --> 00:25:48,166
I'm not saying
being stupid is a bad thing.
441
00:25:48,900 --> 00:25:50,700
You've finally realized.
442
00:25:51,233 --> 00:25:54,233
So, stop studying. Writing your name
is enough to get in, honestly.
443
00:25:54,333 --> 00:25:55,700
That can't be true!
444
00:25:55,967 --> 00:25:58,433
Why is a ladybug knocking on universities?
445
00:25:58,533 --> 00:26:02,066
He's knocking on you, not universities.
446
00:26:05,333 --> 00:26:09,600
Now, since you won't be getting into
any top universities,
447
00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:11,900
stop studying and listen to me.
448
00:26:12,266 --> 00:26:16,567
And let us go to Earth now.
449
00:26:19,633 --> 00:26:22,600
Here you go. Armpit BO attack!
450
00:26:23,266 --> 00:26:25,300
Whoa, that's so idiotic.
451
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,266
Smelly. So smelly. What is this?
452
00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:32,033
So stinky... Stinky...
453
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,433
You played hardball.
454
00:26:38,133 --> 00:26:40,667
I will never forgive anyone
who tries to make a fool of me.
455
00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:44,100
I think most of your classmates
make fun of you.
456
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,033
Are you okay with that?
457
00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:46,233
That's fine.
458
00:26:46,934 --> 00:26:50,800
My exam-prep school
accepts below-average students only.
459
00:26:51,467 --> 00:26:53,133
I see. I'm glad to hear that.
460
00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:56,567
-Okay, I'm gonna study.
-Still?
461
00:26:56,633 --> 00:26:57,633
Of course.
462
00:26:59,867 --> 00:27:02,700
He likes to do it
but he's not very good at it.
463
00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:06,700
But do you think we were too hardcore?
464
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:07,667
THE NEXT DAY
465
00:27:07,734 --> 00:27:10,667
The other subterranean creatures of Mars
are gonna come to attack us.
466
00:27:11,533 --> 00:27:14,300
They may come to avenge the ladybugs.
467
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,700
No.
468
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:20,500
I'd pass out instantly
if roaches or moths came here.
469
00:27:20,567 --> 00:27:25,200
In that case, I'll take you back to Earth
in my arms, Princess.
470
00:27:26,033 --> 00:27:28,834
Mr. Luchini, how kind of you.
471
00:27:28,934 --> 00:27:31,500
Half of Luchini is made of kindness.
472
00:27:31,700 --> 00:27:33,533
-What's the other half, I wonder?
-You wanna know?
473
00:27:33,633 --> 00:27:35,633
-No, thanks.
-I'm sure we'll be fine.
474
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,567
Why do you say that?
475
00:27:38,934 --> 00:27:41,333
I'm sure they're considered inferior
on Mars.
476
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,533
They must be totally ignored
by the other species.
477
00:27:43,633 --> 00:27:44,667
Come to think of it,
478
00:27:44,734 --> 00:27:48,400
can you imagine roaches and moths
respecting ladybugs?
479
00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:54,266
I see. That's why they came to Earth.
480
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,834
Therefore, no one will care
about their disappearance.
481
00:27:57,934 --> 00:27:58,934
I see.
482
00:27:59,367 --> 00:28:03,333
Only someone aiming for top universities
could articulate it like that.
483
00:28:04,633 --> 00:28:07,800
Well...
484
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,467
I'd like to talk about that.
485
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,800
What is it? You look so serious.
486
00:28:14,033 --> 00:28:15,066
Actually, I...
487
00:28:15,166 --> 00:28:19,100
The ladybug was awed when he found out
Mishima was studying for Waseda...
488
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,266
I mean, the University of Tokyo.
489
00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:22,533
Ms. Shinko...
490
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:26,600
The ladybug could predict his future,
saying, "A little bug told me..."
491
00:28:26,700 --> 00:28:30,333
He said Mishima would get into
the University of Tokyo.
492
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,233
-What?
-What?
493
00:28:32,333 --> 00:28:33,166
Hey.
494
00:28:33,233 --> 00:28:35,066
Why did you kill it, then?
495
00:28:35,166 --> 00:28:38,400
We all would've wanted to know
our futures.
496
00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:39,767
-There's no need for that.
-Huh?
497
00:28:39,867 --> 00:28:41,000
Mr. Saneyoshi.
498
00:28:41,433 --> 00:28:42,266
Yes?
499
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,166
The future
500
00:28:48,467 --> 00:28:49,934
will be what I decide to make it.
501
00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:56,166
-Cool.
-Cool.
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