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(dog barking) (Man)
Yes!
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Ha, ha!
I swear to Bon Jovi,
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if these sad sacks
end up winning,
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I'm gonna
divorce you, Ray.
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We'll call Lev and have him
draw up the paperwork,
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'cause the Giants are 20 yards
away from the Super Bowl, baby!
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They ain't
gonna make it.
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Just like you wouldn't make it
one day without me.
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Yeah, you got me there.
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(TV announcer)
Giants are set up on the...
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Ahh, come on, guys.
This game better hurry up.
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We're gonna be late
to coach Tiny Tots.
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Yeah, well,
don't worry,
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my boys'll make
quick work of you.
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Huh, that's funny.
(gasping)
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Why are they your boys?
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Dude, please don't do
your show right now.
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So, you know this hairdo?
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Well, please inform him
that the Rams are my boys
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because they're
from my hometown.
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But none of the players
are from there.
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They change every year,
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and your team
just switched cities.
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(chuckling)
You know, this reminds me
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of a famous
thought experiment.
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Shut up!
The game is on.
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I'll pause it.
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Say this sandwich
is your team.
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(small gasp)
Over time,
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every part of it changes.
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The turkey gets
traded to Denver,
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the tomato gets suspended
for dog fighting,
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and the bread can't
close a stadium deal.
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So, a philosopher would ask,
"Is it even the same sandwich?"
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Hah.
(coughs)
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(TV announcer)
...On the L.A. 23 yard line...
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Tastes the same to me,
Plato.
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My heart stopped.
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That's what's so weird
about being a sports fan.
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Everything but the name
changes year to year,
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but we still love
our team just as much.
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It's like we're really just
a fan of the logo.
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Great, 'cause my logo is
about to win the playoffs.
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'Cause they're the best!
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Oh, the playoffs don't
pick which team is best.
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In fact, the playoffs are
a random and chaotic system
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that's little better
than a coin flip.
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Buckle in, here we go.
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Hi, I'm Adam Conover,
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and this is
"Adam Ruins Everything."
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�
(whistling)
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Adam, please don't
ruin football.
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My folks take it
really seriously.
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This human Prius?
Ruin football?
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Yeah, right.
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Football is the bond that
holds this family together.
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My family's
the exact same way.
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Except about books
and with zero affection.
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But look, I'm a huge
football fan, too.
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I mean, I'm wearing
my favorite team's colors:
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The New York Yankees.
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That's a baseball team.
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Yes, but there was
also a football team called
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the New York Yankees that
played from 1926 through 1929.
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Why do you have
to be so specific?
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Great, now get
your amber waves of grain
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out of the way because
we're about to find out
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which of these teams
is better at football.
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Gladly.Ahh!
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But as I was saying,
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the playoffs don't do
any such thing.
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In fact, they more or less
pick the winner at random.
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Okay, he's teleporting,
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I'm gonna go make
a sandwich for half an hour,
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Godspeed, family!
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Historically, the teamwith the best record
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wins the Super Bowlless than half the time.
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It's actually more common
for a worse team to win.
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(chuckles)
Shut your mouth!
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My Giants were
the champs in 2011,
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they were number one!
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Uh, no,they were number ten.
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The Giants regular season record
that year was nine and seven,
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the worst record of any team
to ever win a Super Bowl.
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But in the playoffs,
they beat the Packers,
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who only lost
a single game all year.
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I hate to tell you this,
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but the Giants
weren't the better team.
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They were definitely
the worst team,
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and they just got lucky.
Luck you!
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Aah!
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(Adam)
Any team can win one game.
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The problem
with the playoffs
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is they have way too small
of a sample size.
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Sample size?
What, like Halloween candy?
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No. Look, you're
from Jersey, right?
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Let me put it
in Jersey terms.
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Let's compare
Bruce Springsteen...
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� Baby we were born to run
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...the statistical
analysis of the playoffs.
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Oh, my God,
Bruce Springsteen!
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(chuckling)
And Billy Joel.
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I've been waiting in here
for the longest time.
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Oh, my God,
Bruce Springsteen!
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Over his career,
Billy Joel has won six Grammys.
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Bruce here has won 20.
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Yeah!
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But on February 25, 1981,
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Billy beat Bruce for
Best Rock Vocal Performance.
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If you decide
the whole contest
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based on one day
in February,
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Billy wins.
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Bruce was robbed.
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His heart was
hungrier than mine.
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It's exactly the same
with the playoffs.
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Just 'cause
you win on one day,
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it doesn't make you
the better team.
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It's luck.
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Okay, Mr. Spreadsheet, fine.
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Maybe football does have
a small sample size.
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But what about
the World Series?
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Best of seven.
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Oh, baseball's
even worse.
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It's actually
the most random major sport.
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(crack of bat)
Since 1995,
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the team with
the best regular season record
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has won the World Series
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just 16% of the time.
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Ugh.
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I don't believe you.
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You're not a sports nerd,
you're just a regular nerd.
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Well, maybe you'll believe
the ultimate sports nerd,
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legendary Oakland A's
General Manager Billy Beane,
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who once said, quote...
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Long story short, you might
as well skip the Super Bowl
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and award the championship
to whoever wins the coin flip.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the NFL champion is: Heads!
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(both loud grunting)
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But I love the playoffs.
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I get to yell at Joe Buck.
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You'd be surprised at
what his name rhymes with.
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And I like a little
randomness in my sports.
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The playoffs give Patty's crappy
underdog team a chance to win.
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Exactly, that's why
the playoffs are fun.
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Because that's when
the objectively worse underdogs
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can beat their
athletic superiors.
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Face it, we don't like sports
because they're rational.
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We like them
because they're random
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and make no sense--
let's watch.
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Ahh.
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No! Dad-gummit.
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This Twitter egg's
been yapping so much,
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we're gonna be late
for Tiny Tots practice.
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Last time we were late,
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the kids started
playing Minecraft.
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We'll DVR it
and watch it later.
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Nobody say what happens.
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Ray, get the sports drinks,
the kids gotta stay hydrated.
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Oh, no, they don't, heh.
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Dehydration is largely
an overblown marketing myth.
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(announcer)
"Adam Ruins Everything"is sponsored by
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Hulko Sports Drink!
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Stick around and find outwhy everything you know
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about hydration is wrong.
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�
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(whistle blows)
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All right, kiddos,
let's run some drills.
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Ah, football practice,
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it's my favorite part
of the week.
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Most of the time.
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Whoo! All right!
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Go... uh, Blue Skins?
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The league made us
change the name.
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Used to be super racist.
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Not the color
you're thinking of.
(whistle blows)
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Oh, my God, we've been
out here for 15 minutes!
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We need to be hydrating!
Everybody drink up.
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Actually, the risk of
dehydration is way overblown.
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(chuckling)
Buh-buh-buh!
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You're gonna tell me
hydrating is bad?
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Yeah, right, take a lap.
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Oh, I'd never make it
all the way around.
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In America,
we've become obsessed
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with the dangers
of dehydration.
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People think that if they're
not constantly drinking water,
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they risk death.
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You're dehydrated.
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And you're dehydrated.
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And, oh, my God,
you're practically a mummy.
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But that fear
is totally baseless.
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Yeah, right, bub.
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Everyone knows you have to drink
eight glasses of water a day.
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Yeah, everybody knows that,
but it's not true.
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No study has ever shown
or even claimed that.
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It's just
something people say.
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Really?
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Now you tell me.
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(sarcastic chuckle)
Water prevents cramps.
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Oh, where'd
you hear that?
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From my coach.
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And I heard it
from my coach,
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and he heard it from
his coach, and so on.
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Well, you didn't
hear it from science,
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'cause science says
that ain't true.
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Well, how much water
am I supposed to drink?
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Well, you can just drink
when you're thirsty.
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That's crazy,
you're a crazy person.
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Who are you?
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Oh, Patty, this is
Tamara Hew-Butler.
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She's a professor of exercise
science at Oakland University.
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Our bodies already possess
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an extremely sensitive
measure of dehydration.
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It's called thirst.
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As long as we drink
when we feel thirsty,
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we really
won't dehydrate.
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That's how humans have done it
for millions of years,
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and it's worked out fine.
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The fact is, truly dangerous
levels of dehydration
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are incredibly rare
and only occur in cases
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of extreme sickness
or isolation.
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As long as you have
free access to water
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and you drink
when you're thirsty,
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you'll be fine.
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Then why do I do this
to myself?
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Hmm, maybe because beverage
companies have spend decades
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drowning us
in ads like these.
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(announcer)
Hardworking hydration,keep at it.
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Hydrate the hustle.
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G2 from Gatorade,
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the low-calorie,
off-field hydrator.
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Lucozade Sport hydrates
and fuels you better than water.
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'Cause the more water you drink,
the better you feel.
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Drink more water!
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These companies have
consistently portrayed
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dehydration
as a serious threat
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for one, simple reason--
it gets us to drink more.
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The International
Bottled Water Association
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publishes
a hydration calculator
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that can recommend you drink
two liters of water a day.
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Dasani tells you
that hydration is healthy,
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so drink up,
preferably Dasani.
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Paid spokesman
Dustin Pedroia
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says he always hydrates
with Vita Coco
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because it prevents cramps,
even though it doesn't.
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And in "Runner's World"
magazine,
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Gatorade ran an ad
masquerading as an article
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titled "Hydration 101."
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It included tips like
"drink early and often,"
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"don't wait
until you feel thirsty"
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and "always drinks
sports drinks."
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But that's all
real science, right?
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Ah, here's where
it gets sticky.
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That ad was
sponsored by
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the Gatorade Sports
Science Institute,
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which was founded
by Gatorade in 1985.
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Its scientific mission?
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To discover
exciting new reasons
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people should drink
their product.
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Our unbiased study found
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that people should
drink a lot of Gatorade.
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Terrific work,
alert the media!
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We also may have found
a cure for cancer.
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Was it Gatorade?
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Damn it!
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Get back to me
when it's Gatorade!
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Gatorade also sponsors
sports science research
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at universities
across America,
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and this can influence
their findings.
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� Money, money...
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The American College of Sports
Medicine once recommended...
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When exercising, you should
drink as much as tolerable.
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� Money, money...
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� It's all about the money
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Other companies
soon followed suit.
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Evian's parent company
founded Hydration for Health,
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a group that...
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Important research,
everybody!
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Drink Evian!
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Science says so.
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Oh, I gotta tell
the Tots about this.
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(Adam)
And, after decades
of bad science and marketing,
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we now believe dehydration
is a dire threat.
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Gotta drink,
drink or I'll die!
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Well, it's not
like drinking
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too much liquid's
gonna kill anybody.
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Actually, that's
exactly what it can do.
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All of this scare mongering
over dehydration has created
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an entirely different problem:
overhydration.
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Phooey, you drink hard,
you pee hard.
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Not if you're exercising.
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Exercise stops you
from peeing
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by putting your body
in water conservation mode.
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And if you overhydrate then,
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all that extra fluid
has nowhere to go.
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Holy crow!
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It's called exercise
associated hyponatremia,
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and it can be deadly.
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In a study of
the 2002 Boston Marathon,
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nearly one-sixth
of the runners studied
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were found to have
hyponatremia.
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These runners drank so much
liquid during the race,
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that by the finish line,
they had actually gained weight.
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And she wins
by a belly!
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Okay, now, that's a joke,
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but this is a serious
problem in sports.
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At least 12 athletes have
died from overhydration.
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No, that's terrible.
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It's true.
Overhydration is dangerous.
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Most researchers,
including myself,
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think that it's the marketing
of the beverage industry
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that's responsibility
for this surge
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in fluid overload
hyponatremia.
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So, I've been putting
the kids in danger?
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No, Patty,
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death by hyponatremia
is extremely rare.
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Just give the kids
free access to water.
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Let 'em drink
when they're thirsty,
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and don't treat
these ads as science.
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I don't deserve
to wear this uniform.
(sobbing)
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Hey!
You made my Patty cry.
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Kids, let's practice
some tackling drills.
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I've got just the dummy.
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See ya, Adam.
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Maybe now's a good time
to talk about the whole
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concussion issue.
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I knew he was gonna
talk about concussions.
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Go, Blue Skins,
murderize that human tofu ball!
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(Adam)
Ah! No, wait!
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The truth about concussions
is really interesting!
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(birds chirping)
(Adam)
Aah!
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(kids screaming)
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Aah! No, no, no!
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No, kids, no, my skull hasn't
completely fused yet!
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Aah! Uhh!
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Oh, oh...
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I forgot,
kids can't hurt me.
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I always forget
I'm an adult.
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But not everyone
is so lucky.
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Because the truth is,
brain injuries in the NFL--
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Hey, before you
get started, okay,
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we know plenty
about concussions.
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They talk about it
on "Sports Center."
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They made that Will Smith movie
I slept through,
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and they've instituted
all these new rules.
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The NFL is on it,
problem solved!
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Problem not solved,
because the truth is
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everything you know
about football
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and brain injuries
is wrong-- ugh!
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(sports commentator)
Ooh, that's gotta hurt!
That could be a concussion.
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(commentator two)
Let's watch it again
from Sky Cam.
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(Adam)
Ahh!
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(commentator two)
And he's being taken
out of the game
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thanks to that
new rule.
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Good job, NFL,
you solved the problem,
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nothin' more
to see here.
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And no more fussin'
'bout concussin'.
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Actually,
let's keep fussin'.
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'Cause there's still
a ton of concussin'.
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�
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Hey, see, Pats,
look, we're on TV.
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Hey, Murph!
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Oh, where is that
Stephen A. Smith?
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I've always wanted
to kick his ass.
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The NFL claims to take
concussions seriously.
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But the rate of diagnosed
concussions keeps rising,
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and those are just
the ones we know about.
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The truth is,
our national conversation
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about brain injuries
in football
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misses the point entirely,
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because concussions are
just the tip of the iceberg.
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Huh, what's happening?
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Oh, I changed the prompter,
just go with it.
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The brain disorder found
in football players is called
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Chronic Traumatic
Encephalopathy or CTE,
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and here's the hard truth.
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It's not just caused
by concussion-- wait, really?
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00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:02,100
Yes, really.
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00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:04,700
It's also caused
by the tiny run-of-the-mill hits
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that happen dozens
of times a game.
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00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:09,200
Plays like this one.
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Ooh, that was unremarkable.
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00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,300
This one...
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Booyah!
Those are common.
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Or even this one...
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Howzah! I'm snorin'
because that was boring.
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00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,600
Exactly, these are totally
routine tackles and plays
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00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,700
that happen
over and over again
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in every game,
especially to linemen.
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00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:33,900
But research now shows that
even little hits like these
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cause CTE, which can lead
to lifelong memory loss,
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depression, aggression,
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dementia, anxiety,
and even suicide.
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00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:43,100
Hold up, hot shot.
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00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:46,600
How do tiny little baby hits
like that cause dementia?
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00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,800
Good question-- let's go
to the premier expert
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in this field,
Dr. Ann McKee,
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Professor of Neurology
at Boston University
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and Director
of the CTE Center.
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Thanks for
joining us, Ann.
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00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:57,200
Thanks, Adam.
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00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,700
Unfortunately, it's true.
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CTE isn't just caused
by concussions.
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00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,200
It's also caused by the small
sub-concussive hits
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00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,600
that build up over time.
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00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,500
If you play football
at any level,
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the chronic hits to the head
will cause brain damage.
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00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:12,000
Well, that's easy,
why don't they just
build better helmets?
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00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,800
That will never work.
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00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,500
When the body
and head suddenly stop,
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the brain stretches, breaking
its internal structures.
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00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,400
Unless you can fit
a helmet inside your skull,
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there is no way to stop it.
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00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:24,800
Yeah, but that can't happen
to, like, everyone, right?
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00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,700
(Ann)
Unfortunately, it does, Ray.
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We found CTE in over 96%
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of former professional players'
brains that we've studied.
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00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:33,400
96%?
Oh, no.
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00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:37,100
Ooh, that is
regretful and upsetful.
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00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:38,900
The fact is,
our research shows
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that it's practically
impossible to play football
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without suffering
irreversible brain damage.
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00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000
And the NFL
knows about this?
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They do, in fact
the NFL has admitted
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that playing football
is linked to CTE.
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00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:53,300
They just don't
take it seriously.
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00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,100
When asked whether
football was dangerous,
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00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:57,200
NFL Commissioner
Roger Goodell said...
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00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,300
There's risk in life.
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00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:00,000
There's risk to sitting
on the couch.
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00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,100
I don't know about you,
but if my couch was
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giving brain damage to 96%
of the people that sat on it,
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I would throw out
that couch.
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00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,300
But, hey,
I guess it's easy
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00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,900
to ignore the truth
when you're getting paid
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00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,900
34 million bucks a year
to protect the status quo.
436
00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:15,100
Well, the players
are millionaires, too.
437
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,500
I'd take that risk
for that kind of cash.
438
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:19,600
Oh, yeah, NFL players can
make their own decisions.
439
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:20,700
They're adults.
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00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:23,500
But you know who can't?
Kids.
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00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,600
Oh, crap, children.
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00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,200
I forgot about
the children.
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00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,800
There are less than
2,000 current NFL players,
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but more than 1 million high
school students play the game,
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00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:36,400
as well as hundreds of thousands
of straight-up kids.
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00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:39,000
And, well, I'll let
Dr. McKee tell you the rest.
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Children's brains are especially
susceptible to brain damage.
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00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:45,300
The truth is the brain
isn't even finished developing
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until age 25.
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It's difficult
to say this,
451
00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:52,100
but children simply should not
be allowed to play football.
452
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:53,900
Isn't that
a little overboard?
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00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,400
Well, why don't you
ask the players?
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00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:58,000
If I had a ten-year-old boy,
I don't know that I'd be
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real inclined to encourage him
to go play football.
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00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:03,400
If you had
an eight-year-old kid now...
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00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,700
would you tell him you'd
want him to play football?
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I wouldn't.
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00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,800
And my whole life was football.
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00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,700
Especially me, knowing
what I know now, there--
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00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,500
there's absolutely no way,
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00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,100
no way in hell that I would
do it all over again.
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00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:18,700
Harry Carson?
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00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:21,600
But he won the Super Bowl
with the Giants in '86.
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00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,600
He would
take that all back?
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00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,300
Look, it's hard to hear
that the game we love
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00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:29,000
is killing people
and hurting kids.
468
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,300
But it's true.
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00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,300
Oh, my God, the kids,
the Blue Skins.
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00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:34,800
I had them run
tackling drills.
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00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,800
Adam, get us out of here!
We gotta stop them!
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00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:37,800
Right.
473
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,400
No, no, no!
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00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,300
(sound slowed)
Noooo!
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00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:47,100
We'll be
right baaaack!
476
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,300
No! No, no, no.
No, no, no!
477
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:58,200
Ah, whoof.
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00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,100
Thank God
they're so bad at football.
479
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:03,000
All right, everybody stop.
Take a knee, Blue Skins.
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00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,400
(Patty)
Come on.
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00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,200
I can't believe
I'm saying this,
482
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,500
but we all gotta stop
playing football.
483
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:11,000
It's dangerous,
and there's no way to stop it.
484
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,500
Ray,
there's another way.
485
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,400
It's true, if we keep playing
football the same old way,
486
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,900
players will keep dying,
487
00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:19,700
parents will pull
the next generation
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00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,200
of athletes
out of the sport,
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00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:24,100
and the game we love will
slowly fade from prominence
490
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,300
just like boxing
and horse racing did.
491
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:28,200
We used to feel
five feet tall.
492
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:31,300
But now
we're minced meat.
(bell dings)
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00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:33,300
Tastes do change.
494
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:34,500
But they don't have to.
495
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:37,300
We can save football
by changing it.
496
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:41,200
Like how? You just said almost
all hits cause brain damage.
497
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,700
So, what, we ban tackling
and get rid of linemen?
498
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:45,200
I mean, yes,
that would work.
499
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,700
But that wouldn't
be football.
500
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:49,900
Yeah, that's exactly what
they said back in 1905.
501
00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:51,400
(Adam)
Back then, the sport
was so violent
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00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:54,000
that college players were
getting trampled to death.
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00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,100
There were 18 deaths
nationwide that year alone.
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00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,100
Yes, the sports
was far too brutal
505
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:01,100
even for me,
Teddy Roosevelt!
506
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:03,300
(birds screeches)
Ooh!
507
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:05,700
That's why I insisted
football legalize
508
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:06,900
a forward pass.
509
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:09,900
It made the game safer
by opening up the field.
510
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:12,700
Yes, that made the game
fundamentally different forever,
511
00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:15,200
but it was still football.
512
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:18,300
(bird squawks, thud)
Ooh!
513
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:19,400
Ha ha!
514
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,000
I don't know,
that seems hard.
515
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,200
Well, we have a choice.
516
00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:23,600
We could either
do the hard thing
517
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,200
and make real changes
to the game,
518
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,900
or we can keep
ignoring the problem,
519
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:29,900
and 50 years from now
football will be dead.
520
00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:32,200
And that would be a shame
because football is awesome.
521
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,700
(all)
Yeah!
522
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,400
Ah, here you guys are.
Oh...
523
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,100
Remember when
you said that everything
524
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:39,800
about this sandwich could change
and you would still love it?
525
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,800
Well, then why is the one part
that's killing people
526
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,800
the part that we decided
we have no power over?
527
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:49,100
Let's save the sport we love
by changing it for the better.
528
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,100
Are you with me?
529
00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:51,100
(all)
Yeah!
530
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,300
I said,
are you with me?!
531
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:53,300
(all)
Yeah!
532
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:54,600
Well, then let's
get out there
533
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,200
and never play
tackle football ever again!
534
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,300
(all cheering)
535
00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:00,100
Let's go,
let's play touch.
536
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:02,400
�
537
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,800
(engine revving)
538
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,500
Hey, is Adam here?
539
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,600
Yeah, and you are?
540
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:17,900
I'm his sister.
541
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,700
His sister?
542
00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:23,300
Oh. Rhea, hi!
543
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:25,500
Hey, slugger,
how was your show thing?
544
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:27,200
Oh, it was great,
I taught Murph's parents
545
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,600
all about
playoff statistics
546
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,600
and hydration
and how playing football
547
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,800
injures the brains
of millions
548
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,500
of high school students
every year.
549
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,200
Well, I'm glad
you had fun.
550
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,100
Hey, I hope he didn't
bug you too much.
551
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:38,100
Did you, uh...
552
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,900
did you restore
this car yourself?
553
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:42,400
Oh, yeah, 500 bucks and
five years of elbow grease.
554
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,000
She's a beauty, huh?
Yeah.
555
00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:45,900
Well, aesthetics aside,
public transportation
556
00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:47,300
would be far more efficient...
(engine revving)
557
00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:48,500
What? What's that?
558
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,100
I can't hear you
over this horsepower!
559
00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:51,200
Say goodbye, Adam.
560
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,700
Bye, Murph, see you
on Crossword Puzzle Friday!
561
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:57,200
(tires screeching,
engine revving)
562
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,000
Maybe he's adopted?
563
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000
� (theme song whistling)
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