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Previously, on "Now Apocalypse"...
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- Ahh!
- Sorry, dude.
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You know, when I first met Jethro...
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- Teach me, baby!
- Can you slow down a litle bit, please?
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Barnabas, you should send
me one of your scripts.
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For real?
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Get on your knees!
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If you want to give the "open
relationship" thing a... try?
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Something... strange seems
to be going on here.
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This sort of feels like:
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- Fate!
- Fate.
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Carly, don't you ever get
bizarre premonitions?
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Breathe! Breathe!
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Ahh!
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Oh, hold on a second.
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Whoo. Sorry, okay.
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Ha! What's up?
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Huh?
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You alright? You seem kind of out of it.
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I'm fine.
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Uh, I just took a spill on my bike.
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- But I'm fine though.
- You sure?
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You, you look like you
just saw the Boogeyman.
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I'm good.
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What-so uh, where, where's Severine?
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Uh, she...
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went home.
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Everything uh, good with you guys?
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Well...
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Oh, I love you.
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Thank you.
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Are you going to finish too?
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Uh?
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If so, can you please hurry.
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I need to go so I can get back to work.
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What, you're not staying over?
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I can't tonight.
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But I'll make it up to you, I promise.
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So would you like to
ejaculate in my vagina?
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I found that's normally faster
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than when I pleasure you orally.
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I mean, I get it.
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She's doing like really important
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top secret government work and shit.
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Yeah, but still.
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- I know...
- Sorry dude.
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Everything else okay?
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Uh, you know what, I'm,
I'm gonna uh, to crash.
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Cause I've had a really long night.
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Oh, cool.
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Uh, Uly?
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Nothing. Uh, sweet dreams.
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Kay, night.
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Whoa.
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Oh.
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Holy fucking...
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Welcome, you found me at last.
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My name is Mitchell Kent.
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And I'm speaking to you now
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as a modern day Paul Revere
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to warn you about an alien conspiracy
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so vast, so pervasive,
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it boggles the mind.
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And if you raise your voice
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to alert others to this plight
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you will be ridiculed and scorned.
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That's because they need to silence you.
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But I'm telling you.
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Right here and now.
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Do not let them.
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Carly, I'm telling you.
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This shit is totally real.
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Because you read it on the internet?
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Would you just take a look at this?
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- What is this?
- Just watch it.
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As incredible as it may sound
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reptilian aliens have
been infiltrating media,
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the government, every
level of our society
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- for generations.
- Dude, really?
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Some jackhole on YouTube is your idea
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of empirical evidence.
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This is Mitchell Kent.
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He's one of the leading experts
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of extraterrestrial
lifeforms in the country.
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His channel has over two million views.
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I've seen sneezing cat videos
with two billion views.
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Okay, here. Look, check this out.
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Just read it.
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Obama is a reptile.
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And Putin, and Hitler, Queen Elizabeth,
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Bill Gates, and Beyoncé.
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They shape shift...
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via mind control projection.
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I feel like you're not
taking me seriously.
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Your feeling is correct.
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I'm sorry, I'm, I'm confused.
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You-you saw this whole thing
happen and then you didn't?
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Well, it's a little foggy, but
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it's exactly like this weird
nightmare that I've been having.
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Help me.
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But then, I must have
passed out or something
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because the next thing that I remember.
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Ow.
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Wait. You woke up
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in the same spot where
you crashed your bike?
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Yeah.
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How did you get there?
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Did the alien finish
like, raping the guy
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and then pick you up and
carry you like a bride
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over the threshold?
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- I don't know.
- Okay, Uly.
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You know that I heart you
like a homely sister.
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But how fucking high were you?
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- A little bit high?
- Exactly.
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So please, can we just move on?
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Give me all the dirt on
sexy angstboy... Gabriel.
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Yeah, uh, we kinda really hit it off.
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Wait, wait, what if someone sees us?
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Isn't this kind of dangerous?
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That's what makes it fun right?
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Right there in the gross alley?
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That's hot.
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But then when we came,
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well it got like sort of crazy.
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Isn't it like the definition of coming.
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No, no, we're talking like
bizarre, shroomy, crazy.
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Like something cosmic was
starting to take over our...
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Okay, hey, hey. I'm gonna
stop you right there.
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You have the tendency
to meet these guys...
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No, it was... it wasn't like that.
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I'm just saying, don't
make too big a deal
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out of everything too soon.
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Don't worry, I got it.
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- You sure?
- Yeah.
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Because I... you know, I'm
gonna hear about this job.
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Maybe today or, or tomorrow.
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Uh, it's fine, I'm uh, I'm-
I'm cash rich this week.
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I've been gambling online for money.
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I'm sorry, sorry what?
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I can't believe you
read my script already.
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I don't fuck around.
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In business or in life.
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So I'm going to be brutally
honest with you, Ford.
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Alright.
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I didn't like it.
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I loved it.
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Wait what?
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- I loved it.
- Really?
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I was just messing with you.
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Look it's sexy, it's action-packed,
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it has all the makings
of a four quadrant hit.
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Dude, do you really think so?
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I wouldn't be here if I didn't.
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I told ya, I don't fuck around.
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Oh, my gosh.
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I, I-don't even, I don't
even know what to say.
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I hope you're ready for it.
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You have a very bright
future ahead of you.
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So Barnabas wants to
produce it and everything.
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- Produce what?
- My script.
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Meet Your Maker.
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- Did you ever finish it?
- Not yet.
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I've been very busy and
the format confuses me.
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But that's good news
about Barnabas, right?
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Are you kidding? It is totally
like a dream come true.
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Well then, let's get together
at my place later to celebrate.
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That would be awesome.
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But what time, cause Barnabas invited me
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to the red carpet premiere of
the new Chris Hemsworth movie
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and it starts at 7:30.
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I'm working tonight so later
is better for me anyway.
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- I'll text you.
- Sweet.
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I cannot wait to see you.
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Me as well, but I have to
go into a meeting now.
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Okay bye babe, I love you.
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I have the most terrifying
super lucid dreams too.
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And I wake up feeling like
the world is about to end
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and it's up to me to warn everyone.
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Hello.
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Yeah, yeah, this is Ulysses.
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You can do it. I know you can.
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Push. Push.
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I can see the head coming out.
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Oh, my God.
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I love you so much.
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Thank you Kai and Magenta,
that was absolutely beautiful.
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Okay, that's it for today.
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Uh, scene for next week is on the table.
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As usual memorize your lines and
be off book by next week's class
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or face my wrath.
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You know, you should maybe consider
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masking your disdain for
your classmates a little.
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What?
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I don't think it would kill you
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to fake a smile every once in a while.
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It is an acting class.
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Uh, I'm sorry I didn't realize
I was being so-obvious.
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Well, to be fair, that birthing
routine was excruciating.
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Especially Kai.
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The overall lack of ability in that room
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can be mind-boggling.
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Present company excluded, of course.
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- Thanks.
- I'm serious.
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You have a natural, raw talent.
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Well, thank you.
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Uh, anyway, I should probably get going.
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- See you around.
- Bye.
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This is so good.
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I can't believe it's all free.
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Well, enjoy.
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Yeah thanks, I'm so hungry.
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And thanks for the movie, too.
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It was amazing.
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I found it rather tired.
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It was just so been there, done that.
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And I'm sorry, but Jessica
Chastain needs to fire her agent.
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Huh, I guess.
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Barnabas.
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Otto.
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- How are you?
- Bored shitless.
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Of course. Of course.
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And who have we here?
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Well, this is the exciting
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and brilliant new writer, Ford Houston.
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Ford, this is Otto West.
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Whoa.
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Otto...
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West?
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Mr. West, I am such a huge fan.
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The Violin Playeris in my
top five best movies ever.
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Only top five?
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Well no, it's number three.
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I'm playing with you.
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And please,
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- call me Otto.
- Okay.
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I'm sorry, I do not mean
to geek out on you,
249
00:13:33,007 --> 00:13:35,090
but I cannot believe I'm
actually shaking your hand.
250
00:13:35,626 --> 00:13:37,778
Oh, the pleasure's all mine.
251
00:13:37,779 --> 00:13:41,647
You know, Ford has written
the most incredible script.
252
00:13:41,648 --> 00:13:44,324
Oh, I'd love to read it.
253
00:13:45,963 --> 00:13:47,878
Holy shit.
254
00:13:50,178 --> 00:13:51,457
Whoops.
255
00:13:52,591 --> 00:13:54,834
Uh, uh, I gotta take this.
256
00:13:56,767 --> 00:13:58,767
_
257
00:13:59,087 --> 00:14:01,087
_
258
00:14:01,937 --> 00:14:03,937
_
259
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:08,530
_
260
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,547
Sorry, uh...
261
00:14:13,207 --> 00:14:15,027
My girlfriend just got home from work
262
00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:16,670
and I gotta go meet up with her.
263
00:14:17,510 --> 00:14:19,125
- Is that okay?
- Of course.
264
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:23,760
Cool. Um, just so great
to meet you Mr. West.
265
00:14:23,761 --> 00:14:25,625
Ah, I mean Otto.
266
00:14:26,012 --> 00:14:27,211
Same here.
267
00:14:27,212 --> 00:14:30,881
Oh and um, don't forget
to send me your script.
268
00:14:31,308 --> 00:14:33,787
Barnabas here has my contact info.
269
00:14:34,303 --> 00:14:36,915
For sure. Thank you.
270
00:14:37,262 --> 00:14:41,359
And thank you Barnabas
for just ah, everything.
271
00:14:41,817 --> 00:14:43,645
You are most welcome Ford.
272
00:14:43,646 --> 00:14:45,299
- Go have some fun.
- Okay.
273
00:14:46,688 --> 00:14:47,794
See ya.
274
00:14:48,622 --> 00:14:51,528
Call me paranoid but that Barnabas dude
275
00:14:51,529 --> 00:14:53,165
seems ultra sketch.
276
00:14:53,773 --> 00:14:55,871
And when it comes to these
kinds of situations
277
00:14:55,872 --> 00:14:59,193
Ford is basically a gullible baby.
278
00:14:59,194 --> 00:15:02,734
Oh, it's cute when you helicopter mom.
279
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,479
I didn't know what to say to him.
280
00:15:05,179 --> 00:15:08,713
Like I love Ford like a blow
job on a Sunday afternoon,
281
00:15:08,714 --> 00:15:11,539
but his script was terrible.
282
00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:15,327
Is this the one that's like a
post apocalyptic Lethal Weapon?
283
00:15:15,328 --> 00:15:17,017
With the cyborg vampires, yes.
284
00:15:17,018 --> 00:15:18,784
I seriously don't think
I got through more than
285
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,845
- like two pages.
- Yikes.
286
00:15:21,873 --> 00:15:23,358
Sorry, but
287
00:15:23,359 --> 00:15:26,709
the sight of you in a
uniform is disturbing
288
00:15:27,201 --> 00:15:29,345
yet strangely erotic at the same time.
289
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,947
Basically I just sit
around here doing nothing.
290
00:15:32,948 --> 00:15:35,058
It's pretty much my ideal gig.
291
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,102
So what should I do about Gabriel?
292
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,727
There's nothing to do.
293
00:15:38,728 --> 00:15:41,148
- He's ghosting you.
- Don't say that.
294
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,876
Well then let's be optimistic.
295
00:15:42,877 --> 00:15:45,042
Maybe he's dead or in a coma.
296
00:15:45,043 --> 00:15:47,315
Thank you for being so supportive.
297
00:15:47,316 --> 00:15:48,522
No prob.
298
00:15:48,523 --> 00:15:50,167
Hey um, I gotta go douche though.
299
00:15:50,168 --> 00:15:53,084
Jethro's coming by later for
some more mediocre sex.
300
00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:54,610
Fun.
301
00:15:54,611 --> 00:15:56,122
As a stick in the eye.
302
00:16:01,052 --> 00:16:02,314
It's open.
303
00:16:14,012 --> 00:16:15,224
Whoa.
304
00:16:16,084 --> 00:16:18,311
You look like a sex robot.
305
00:16:19,003 --> 00:16:20,688
I am a sex robot.
306
00:16:33,546 --> 00:16:35,330
Do you think about fucking other women?
307
00:16:36,725 --> 00:16:37,842
Uh...
308
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,207
No.
309
00:16:43,896 --> 00:16:45,658
Why do you think about other guys?
310
00:16:46,202 --> 00:16:47,529
Of course.
311
00:16:47,530 --> 00:16:50,513
Everyone does. It's perfectly
normal and healthy.
312
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:55,748
I, I sometimes think about it.
313
00:16:56,278 --> 00:16:58,322
But it's not planned or anything.
314
00:16:58,323 --> 00:17:02,587
It's more like a surprise cameo.
315
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:06,368
I understand that lying
has evolutionary value.
316
00:17:06,369 --> 00:17:08,909
Studies indicate the
larger the neocortex
317
00:17:08,910 --> 00:17:11,960
of a species, meaning the
more intelligent it is,
318
00:17:11,961 --> 00:17:13,844
the more likely it is to be deceptive.
319
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:15,905
Uh-huh.
320
00:17:15,906 --> 00:17:18,161
If we're going to be together
321
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,135
I want you to know that you don't need
322
00:17:20,136 --> 00:17:21,822
to protect me from the truth.
323
00:17:23,321 --> 00:17:24,435
Ditto.
324
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,556
I'll put these in water.
325
00:17:35,324 --> 00:17:38,017
You like that baby, yeah you like that.
326
00:17:38,018 --> 00:17:40,364
Yeah, oh yeah.
327
00:17:46,219 --> 00:17:47,947
Bro, are you looking at your phone?
328
00:17:47,948 --> 00:17:50,278
- Nah, bro.
- Bro, I saw you.
329
00:17:50,865 --> 00:17:53,029
So-sorry, I just thought
it might be my agent.
330
00:17:53,483 --> 00:17:56,267
- Is it?
- Nah, it's my mum.
331
00:17:57,170 --> 00:17:58,389
Oh, my God.
332
00:18:05,499 --> 00:18:07,443
Ford, what are you doing?
333
00:18:08,763 --> 00:18:10,869
I see you met Daphne.
334
00:18:10,870 --> 00:18:12,265
Hey, sorry to freak you out.
335
00:18:12,266 --> 00:18:14,159
I just came from an Antifa protest
336
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,014
and I didn't have time to change.
337
00:18:21,618 --> 00:18:23,509
Come Ford, sit.
338
00:18:32,290 --> 00:18:33,635
So...
339
00:18:34,150 --> 00:18:35,550
I invited Daphne over
340
00:18:35,551 --> 00:18:38,001
because I wanted the two of you to meet.
341
00:18:38,002 --> 00:18:39,910
How do you guys know each other?
342
00:18:40,544 --> 00:18:42,888
We met about a year or so ago.
343
00:18:43,441 --> 00:18:47,070
- At an orgy.
- Daphne is polyamorous.
344
00:18:47,071 --> 00:18:48,452
I have three boyfriends.
345
00:18:49,225 --> 00:18:50,434
Wow.
346
00:18:50,435 --> 00:18:51,816
That sounds...
347
00:18:52,956 --> 00:18:54,595
time consuming.
348
00:18:54,596 --> 00:18:57,266
My iCal is crazy right now.
349
00:18:57,267 --> 00:19:01,399
Daphne why don't you make
yourself more comfortable.
350
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,903
Yeah, sorry I'm covered in bomb dust.
351
00:19:13,415 --> 00:19:15,331
She's beautiful, don't you think?
352
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,679
Now what is it?
353
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:21,073
Well, I know you're a feminist
354
00:19:21,074 --> 00:19:24,108
or whatever, but I
think it's kinda weird
355
00:19:24,109 --> 00:19:26,500
that you're using a vibrator
while we're fucking.
356
00:19:26,501 --> 00:19:29,417
Why are you afraid of
robots taking your job?
357
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:32,825
No, I just really want to
connect with you right now.
358
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,423
Your dick is inside of me.
359
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:37,425
I'm pretty sure we can't get
much more connected than that.
360
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:39,660
I'm not talking about genitalia.
361
00:19:39,661 --> 00:19:42,360
I'm talking about spiritually.
362
00:19:44,215 --> 00:19:45,376
Fine.
363
00:19:46,517 --> 00:19:49,671
If this is such an affront
to your male ego,
364
00:19:49,672 --> 00:19:51,455
I won't use it.
365
00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:56,497
I need a new condom.
366
00:20:01,636 --> 00:20:03,250
Are there no more in here?
367
00:20:03,251 --> 00:20:05,537
Might be a box in the closet,
check the top shelf.
368
00:20:10,616 --> 00:20:13,053
Mother fu... what the fuck?
369
00:20:14,353 --> 00:20:16,028
Oh shit.
370
00:20:16,029 --> 00:20:18,723
My God, a dildo just hit me in the eye.
371
00:20:18,724 --> 00:20:21,398
What if I get conjunctivitis and
I get called in for an audition.
372
00:20:21,399 --> 00:20:22,948
What the fuck, dude?
373
00:20:22,949 --> 00:20:24,332
What is all this shit?
374
00:20:26,035 --> 00:20:27,404
Go on.
375
00:20:27,405 --> 00:20:28,901
Touch her.
376
00:20:28,902 --> 00:20:30,387
I want you to.
377
00:20:48,158 --> 00:20:49,159
Okay.
378
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:57,052
Damn, you're like the reason
the female gaze was invented.
379
00:21:03,376 --> 00:21:06,379
Tonight I just want to watch you.
380
00:21:10,815 --> 00:21:11,929
Go ahead.
381
00:21:12,948 --> 00:21:15,691
Use my body any way you want.
382
00:21:21,394 --> 00:21:23,243
Who do you use this stuff with?
383
00:21:23,244 --> 00:21:24,378
No one.
384
00:21:28,772 --> 00:21:32,319
Sometimes, I like
dressing up in dominatrix
385
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,597
type of stuff and pretending.
386
00:21:34,598 --> 00:21:36,451
So you bought all this stuff
387
00:21:36,452 --> 00:21:39,319
and you've never used it with anyone?
388
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:40,679
Yes.
389
00:21:41,693 --> 00:21:44,311
It's kinda like, remember
during the Cold War
390
00:21:44,312 --> 00:21:46,770
how the U.S. stockpiled like
a bunch of nuclear weapons
391
00:21:46,771 --> 00:21:48,485
just in case they might
need them one day.
392
00:21:48,486 --> 00:21:49,878
Okay just so I'm clear,
393
00:21:49,879 --> 00:21:51,104
you're saying that these ball gags
394
00:21:51,105 --> 00:21:53,437
- are like your nukes?
- Exactly.
395
00:21:54,595 --> 00:21:56,920
Why didn't you ever tell me
about any of this before?
396
00:21:56,921 --> 00:21:58,408
I don't know, I just...
397
00:21:58,409 --> 00:22:00,167
I was embarrassed, I guess.
398
00:22:01,307 --> 00:22:03,800
I thought you'd get all judgy on me.
399
00:22:04,481 --> 00:22:05,830
Plus,
400
00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:08,994
I didn't think you would be into it.
401
00:22:10,006 --> 00:22:14,056
Being that you're so a
dominant alpha male and all.
402
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:15,709
That's true.
403
00:22:16,993 --> 00:22:18,362
I am very manly.
404
00:22:19,757 --> 00:22:23,564
But look, if it means so much to you
405
00:22:23,565 --> 00:22:27,606
I might be down to, you know,
at least give it a try.
406
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,338
Wait, you...
407
00:22:31,421 --> 00:22:33,336
want me to spank you?
408
00:22:33,337 --> 00:22:35,857
_
409
00:23:05,535 --> 00:23:06,650
Is that okay?
410
00:23:06,651 --> 00:23:08,571
Yeah bro, I'm not a pussy.
411
00:23:14,798 --> 00:23:16,578
You've been a bad boy.
412
00:23:17,408 --> 00:23:18,880
Haven't you Jethro?
413
00:23:18,881 --> 00:23:21,187
Oh I don't know, have I?
414
00:23:21,188 --> 00:23:22,768
Hm-mm.
415
00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:26,402
You've been a bad...
416
00:23:26,403 --> 00:23:28,335
bad boy.
417
00:23:28,336 --> 00:23:30,892
Oh, are you gonna punish me?
418
00:23:30,893 --> 00:23:32,759
Oh.
419
00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:38,396
You've been a bad, bad, boy, Jethro.
420
00:23:39,315 --> 00:23:41,019
You never
421
00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:45,167
look at your phone while
you're fucking me again.
422
00:23:45,168 --> 00:23:47,213
- Okay, okay.
- Did you hear me?
423
00:23:47,214 --> 00:23:49,295
I said never,
424
00:23:49,296 --> 00:23:52,130
ever again.
425
00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:55,670
Say it, say "I will never
look at my phone again."
426
00:23:55,671 --> 00:23:57,005
Okay, okay.
427
00:23:57,006 --> 00:23:59,050
Okay, I promise I will
never look at my phone
428
00:23:59,051 --> 00:24:00,498
while we're fucking again.
429
00:24:05,458 --> 00:24:06,884
Fuck.
430
00:24:06,885 --> 00:24:10,147
I'm sorry, just uh, give me a second.
431
00:24:12,421 --> 00:24:18,265
Relax, just think of
Daphne as your sex toy.
432
00:24:18,266 --> 00:24:21,769
Uh, this might sound kinda weird
433
00:24:21,770 --> 00:24:23,423
but would you mind,
434
00:24:23,424 --> 00:24:25,468
I promise I don't mean it or anything.
435
00:24:25,469 --> 00:24:28,442
Would you mind if I said I love you.
436
00:24:28,443 --> 00:24:31,203
Of course, this is a safe space.
437
00:24:31,204 --> 00:24:32,598
Okay.
438
00:24:35,188 --> 00:24:36,561
Oh, I love you.
439
00:24:38,416 --> 00:24:40,638
Oh, fuck I love you.
440
00:24:40,639 --> 00:24:42,185
I'm sorry was that too much?
441
00:24:50,299 --> 00:24:51,781
Are you okay?
442
00:24:53,446 --> 00:24:54,447
Sorry.
443
00:24:55,391 --> 00:24:57,131
I don't know what's wrong with me.
444
00:25:00,091 --> 00:25:01,625
It's okay.
445
00:25:04,641 --> 00:25:06,556
It's okay baby, you can cry.
446
00:25:17,799 --> 00:25:19,577
I love you.
447
00:25:19,578 --> 00:25:21,373
Oh I love you.
448
00:26:01,157 --> 00:26:02,715
Hello?
449
00:26:07,490 --> 00:26:08,871
Somebody there?
450
00:26:23,485 --> 00:26:25,823
Oh my God.
451
00:26:33,271 --> 00:26:35,250
Okay, got to run.
452
00:26:35,251 --> 00:26:36,793
I'm meeting up with my boyfriends
453
00:26:36,794 --> 00:26:38,835
and we're setting Bank
of America on fire.
454
00:26:38,836 --> 00:26:40,689
Good night Daphne.
455
00:26:40,690 --> 00:26:42,866
I'll see ya.
456
00:26:42,867 --> 00:26:45,892
- Uh, thanks.
- Uh huh, bye.
457
00:26:49,113 --> 00:26:50,957
So you really liked that.
458
00:26:52,043 --> 00:26:55,095
Watching me doing it with Daphne.
459
00:26:55,555 --> 00:26:58,055
Yes, it turned me on...
460
00:26:58,056 --> 00:27:00,486
seeing someone else enjoy your body.
461
00:27:00,487 --> 00:27:01,929
Uh.
462
00:27:01,930 --> 00:27:04,568
I gotta say I felt weird at first,
463
00:27:05,261 --> 00:27:07,479
but I kinda got into
watching you watch me.
464
00:27:08,785 --> 00:27:10,465
I loved seeing you come.
465
00:27:11,352 --> 00:27:12,397
Really?
466
00:27:13,390 --> 00:27:15,638
I feel like I must look so stupid.
467
00:27:15,639 --> 00:27:16,840
No.
468
00:27:17,337 --> 00:27:20,121
Some people possess structural beauty.
469
00:27:20,122 --> 00:27:23,559
Some emotional beauty,
but you have both.
470
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:28,390
Your face is like a
masterfully crafted cello
471
00:27:28,391 --> 00:27:31,329
playing an exquisite symphony.
472
00:27:32,306 --> 00:27:34,151
Wow, Sev.
473
00:27:35,507 --> 00:27:37,074
Your words are like poems.
474
00:27:49,681 --> 00:27:55,681
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