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Mr. Kirkin?

Who are you?

Detective Marty Deeks, NCIS.

There's a box
on my desk.

What's in the box?

Open it and find out.

What about

if we did the wedding here

in Malibu on
the beach?

Baby, we talk about
doing a beach wedding.

Why not do it here
on our beach?

You're right.

Good, you're up.

What the hell
are you doing?

Oh, I just...
Oh, God.

I think I broke a hoof.

I just really wanted
to talk to you.

You couldn't call me?

Well, it was getting late,

you know, and I didn't want
to wake you up.

So you snuck on my boat?

No, I was not sneaking.

I was being very quiet in case
you were over there sleeping.

I was sleeping.

See? You're proving my point.

It's 3:00 in
the morning.

You could have got shot.
Oh, yeah.

Thank you for not shooting me.
That'd have been bad, right?

I show up,
and I've got a bullet hole,

and they got to patch that.
I'm sorry.

- I'm a little wired. It's just like...
- Deeks, what-what...

What are you talking about?
What do you mean?

I'm supposed
to get married in a few hours.

What are you talking about?

I mean, I know I love her,
and-and-and...

and I want to marry her,
and I want to be with her, but

all of a sudden, I'm just, like,
suddenly, it's just like...

Please don't tell me
you're getting cold feet.

No. No. No.
I'm not having cold feet.

But I am having, like, cold,
like, in abdominal area.

- Deeks?
- What?

Am I supposed to be doing this?

♪ NCIS: LA 10x17 ♪
Till Death Do Us Part
Original Air Date on March 17, 2019

@elder_man

- Hey.
- Hey.

Ow. Oh!

That is not comfortable.

Oh, my God,
is it still raining?

What time is it?

It's time for you
to get your ass in gear.

You're getting married
in a few hours.

Wait. So you think
I should still do it?

All night long.

Because you don't
understand me,

and this isn't about me.
This is about Kensi.

Yeah. What about Kensi?

Come on. You know Kensi.
She's amazing.

She's beautiful, and
she's smart, and she's funny,

and she's intelligent.
She's perfect.

- I hate that in a woman.
- Mm-hmm.

Yeah. But what if
I'm not worthy?

That's been obvious
since day one.

Okay, but I'm not kidding.

Neither am I.

Guys, I'm starting to feel like

I-I-I suddenly, like,
I-I tricked her

into falling in love with me,
you know?

And if, and if I really do
love her, and I do love her,

then I have
to recognize the fact

that-that maybe
there's somebody out there

that's way better for her
than me.

Hey, Deeks, that's a given.

Okay, you guys
are not helping.

Do you think Sam was
worthy of Michelle?

It's the law of nature,
all right?

Why do you think
Callen's still single?

Well, let's not
get carried away.

Deeks, marriage is about
showing the person you love

that they made the right choice
every day.

And we know
you can do that for Kens.

I can. I can do that.
I can do that.

Of course you can. Otherwise,
we wouldn't let you be with her.

Not a chance.

You would have died
on the job a long time ago.

I love you guys.

We like you, too.

And I think
that we should do a manly hug.

No, you're gonna

sit on the couch.

And I'm gonna make coffee.

Wait, no. Wait, no.

Can't... breathe.

Blacking out.

Tap or snap? Tap or snap?!

Oh. Oh.

I don't think so, buddy.

Who's winning?

Rogers.

I was, um...

I was just, uh, training.

Against a human head?

Well, I was practicing
my eye gouging.

Is that a proficiency required
by a technical operator?

Uh, no, but...

I'm actually
thinking of applying

to become a special agent.

Why?

Well, I think I'd be
a good addition to the team.

Why?

Uh...

I have a variety of skills
that would be useful to OSP.

Like eye gouging?

Uh, well,
not eye gouging, per Se.

Um, I think that
self-defense is an important...

Did you need something?

We have extra personnel

from the San Diego field office
here for the day.

I want you and the rest
of the team to be able

to enjoy Kensi
and Deeks's wedding

without any interruption.

That's exceptionally thoughtful
of you.

You'd all be distracted and
watching the clock otherwise,

so it was really more
for my own protection.

Thank you?

Um, does this mean
that you will not

be joining
in the celebration?

We'll see.

In the meantime, I'd like you

to give our visiting support
staff a brief tour of Ops

before you leave.

Copy that.

Uh...

Oh. Oh.

I thought
it was gonna stop raining.

What happens if it rains?

What do you do
at a wedding if it rains?

Do you give everybody ponchos,
or do you get in tents?

Oh, my God. The box.

What box?
My box.

Box of what?
I-I don't know.

I'm sorry I asked.

No, no, no. It's something
that I always wanted.

Which is what?
I have no idea.

Okay. Now I'm sorry I asked.

No, no. Kensi gave me a box,
and inside she said,

it was something
I always wanted.

Where was said box?

I mean, it was
in the bullpen, and then,

it was in the locker room.
It was, like, this big.

You don't remember?
It was a big deal.

Apparently not
to all of us.

When did you last see it?

I mean, it's been a while.

Well, when did
she give it to you?

I don't know.
Like, a year ago or maybe six.

Six years ago?

I don't know. Maybe.

One of 'em could have been
a leap year.

Hope it wasn't a puppy.

Why didn't
you open it?

Because I was waiting
for the right time.

Well, six years.
I don't think

one day's gonna make
a hell of a difference.

No. Kensi said I have to open it
before the wedding.

Wait a minute, guys.
This is a disaster.

What about Eric?
What-what...? What?

He has surveillance, right? We
can look through surveillance?

How long do we keep surveillance
for? Does he work today?

- Deeks...
- Should I call him? Do we have a text,

or should I beep him?
- Deeks, Deeks.

Aah!
Relax.

Breathe... slowly.

I'm trying.

Everything is
under control.

Think of all the operations
we've been through.

Yeah?

This is one little wedding.

We have the entire team
working on it, okay?

Relax.

- Right.
-Right?

Yeah. No.

No, no.
I'm good. I'm good.

I'm great. I'm great.
I'm good.

Kirkin?
What is he doing here?

What are you doing here?

This isn't good.
That isn't good.

This is the exact
opposite of good.

Relax, Marty.

I'm here to save you.

Now, get in.

Oh, my God.

Put the gun away now.

I wish I could, gentlemen,

but if I did,
you will try and stop us.

Okay, first off,
there is no "us."

And second,
I don't need saving, so...

We're not playing
here, Kirkin.

Nor do I when it comes
to matters of the heart.

I thought you had a fiancée.

So did I.

Pray you never fall in love
with a millennial.

They will only break your heart.

How did you know Deeks
was getting married?

Facebook?

Have you been
stalking us online?

The two of you?
Of course not.

But I like to know
that Martin is safe.

Okay, I appreciate
the concern, Anatoli,

even the gesture,
I mean, somewhat.

But I am happy
and I am safe,

and I'm getting married today
to a woman

that I love more than anything
in this world

and the next, arguably.

Ah.

So be it.

As Shakespeare once said,

"Tis better to have
loved and lost

"than never
to have loved

at all."
That's Tennyson.

My security detail has a
hard time keeping up with me.

Is it just me, or is this day
getting weirder by the moment?

Oh, it ain't you.

Last chance, Marty.

Yup. Nope.
Still-still good.

Then I shall bear the agony
of my heart alone,

for I will never
stand in the way of true love.

Thanks for that.

Just remember,

I will always be here
for you, Marty.

All right. Okay.

All right.

Can we just, uh, pretend
this never happened?

Oh, it's probably best.

It is nice to be loved.

Just couldn't help
yourself, could you?

Kensi?

What are you
doing here?

Oh, I was just, um...
some last-minute running around.

Uh-huh.

I'd offer you a drink,
but it's a little early,

and you probably should be sober
for your vows--

a mistake I won't
make a third time.

What's up, kiddo?

Ah, nothing.
It's just, uh,

my mom and the girls were
driving me crazy at the house,

and I was feeling
claustrophobic,

and I decided to come here to,
you know, get some...

quiet...
I hear ya.

All that love and well wishes
would give me a rash.

Is that your dad?

Yeah, that's my dad.

Handsome.

Thanks.

Hmm.

I really wish he could
have been here today.

I'm sure he is.

- Yeah.
- Oh, hey.

I remember this guy.

It's Granger.

Since my dad can't
walk me down the aisle,

Granger was, uh,
was gonna do it.

I don't really have good luck
with men staying in my life.

Hmm.

I was also engaged
once before, too. Hmm.

Yeah, I know.

- Marty told me about the goat herder.
- Goat herder?

No. Jack...

Jack was... is
not a goat herder.

Shepherd. Whatever.
Mm-mm.

You're better than that.

But I can tell you
that Marty loves you,

with all his heart,

and he will never
do anything to hurt you.

And if he does,

I'll kill him myself.

Pretty sure
you won't have to do that.

Whoa!

Uh, uh, hi.

What's going on here?!

Deeks?
Hi. Yeah. Sorry.

I'm just, uh,
I'm looking for a box

that Kensi gave me
a while back.

And no, I don't know
what's in the box,

but I need to find it,

and I need to open it
before I get married.

So that's what... Yeah.

It's in the armory.

What?

Don't toy with me, Nell Jones.
I'm in a fragile state.

Deeks, it's kind of my thing

to know where everything is
around here.

Plus, Kensi told me
you might be looking for it

sooner rather than later,
so stuck it up on the shelf.

It's near the fire gear.

Thank you, Nell.

It's a similar layout

to San Diego,
and we'll provide you all

with temporary passcodes.

This is one of our
technical operators, Eric Beale.

Well, senior tech op,
to be precise,

and occasional field agent.

You've been through FLETC?

- What?
- This is Fang Kong Li.

He's a tech op from San Diego.

You two have something else
in common.

We both like my chair?

He's also a recipient
of the Turing Junior Fellowship.

Youngest ever,
to be precise.

They're here to lend us a hand.

Well...

You're not in sunny
San Diego anymore, kids.

These?

These are the mean streets
of L.A.

We're not inverting
binary trees here, all right?

We are the front line
of the war on terror.

They do everything we do.

But unlike other field offices,

we have a special relationship
with DARPA.

And we...

we do hella top secret
beta testing for them.

Like what?

Like it's classified, Fang.

That's why
it's called top secret.

Incoming.

It's a POI alert.

You know what? You know,
I'll-I'll just get this.

No, no, no.
No, I can...

No, I'll...
It's-it's fine.

I can... No. If you could...
It's-it's...

- No, no, seriously, it's my station. Thank you.
- Hey. Dude!

All right.

Oh, God!

That totally tracks
'cause my fiancée is eight.

It's a key.

Hey.

Hey.
Hey.

You, uh...
I opened it.

...need any help
with anything or...?

Help. No, no. It's a...

No, it's just, uh,
exploding jellybean snakes

and then, uh, a key, which is... Oh.
- Yeah.

Duh. It's a...

sophomoric metaphor
for her heart.

Well...
It's not a key to her heart?

I mean...
Thank God.

I mean, it-it might be
the key to her heart,

but I think it's also a key
to one of the armory lockers.

What?
Yeah, it's all good. I mean,

this was just a fail-safe

in case you actually
lost the box or,

you know, things with you
and Kens didn't work out.

Oh.
In that case,

she could just, ooh,

swap out the contents
of the locker.

Wow, romance of all this
is evaporating by the second.

Uh, we have a situation in Ops.

Mm? What kind of situation?

I think Eric

might have eye gouged
a visiting tech op.

Oh! That's just great.

What, me, too?
That's what we're doing now.

This is my day off. I'm not even
supposed to be here.

I'm sorry, man.
Oh, kill me now.

Guys, come on.

Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Eric.
- What are you doing?

What?

Wait.

Kidnapping alert? Kirkin?

Guys, what is this?

Not Kirkin. Not today. No.

Not in the trunk. No!

Oh!

Oh, my God.

Breathe. Breathe.

- Where are you going?
- I'm leaving.

Yeah, but what about Kirkin?

Kirkin is gonna be fine.

Besides,
this is not an NCIS case.

Well, we have worked
with him in the past.

Shouldn't we at least
alert the others?

Absolutely not. We are not
gonna mention this to Sam.

We are not gonna mention this
to Callen.

And for the love of God, we are
not gonna say anything to Kensi.

You want to know why?
Because this is not our problem.

Hmm.

- What's not our problem?
- What?

Nothing's not our problem.
There's no problems

'cause we're all problem free.

Is that a wooden badger?

He's just acting weird.

Prewedding jitters, I think.

I'm new here,

so I have no baseline.

Okay, then.

So, maybe...

Hmm.

Hi.

Baby bird,
it's about time.

Mandy locked herself
in the other room.

Why? What did you say?

I didn't say anything to her.

I like Mandy. Mindy's the one
I have issues with.

Okay.

Hey, Mom, do me a favor.
Today you love all my friends.

You have issues
with none of my friends.

None of your friends.

- Okay.
- But she's making us late.

Diva.

Okay.

Oh, God.

Hey.

Hey.

What is going on, sweetie?

Everybody just
looks so beautiful,

and I look like
a shopping cart.

Oh, you do not look
like a shopping cart.

You look stunning.

I wish I was pregnant.
No.

No, you don't.
Yes, I do. I can't wait

to look like you.
Oh.

You know what?

Today is all about this.

It's you, it's me,
it's the girls.

Right?

Weddings are about love
and-and starting new life.

Yeah, it's the circle of life.

Mm-hmm. Exactly.

Like in Lion King
when Musafa dies,

and Simba keeps trying
to wake him up,

and he's pulling
on his ear and...

Oh, no.
Oh, sweetie.

Mufasa. That's okay.
Hey, Mindy?

Hey. Do you want to, um,

get her some fresh air

and, like, maybe a cup of tea
or something?

Will do.

I'm sorry. I just...

I keep prematurely
leaking everywhere.

Oh, God.

Okay.

I'm so sorry.

Oh, it's okay, sweetie.

I love you.
Love you.

Okay.

You doing okay?

- Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You got this.

Okay.

Is there anything else
I can do to help?

Um...

Let's just help her not leak.
Leak.

- Got it.
- Yeah.

Okay. Oh, and also, um,

don't let the Tiffanys
have sex with anyone.

I'll try.

I should have eloped.

Callen?

Mama?

Anybody?

This was my father's ring.

I first remember it
from when he'd wash my...

My tiny little hands in his
as a little girl.

He wore it
even after my parents split

and only took it off
when he went on a mission.

He'd leave it with me

as a promise
that he'd always come back

and be there to protect me.

And then one day he didn't.

His ring was my link to him,

and I clung to it desperately.

I no longer felt safe,
and I knew I would never feel

that much love in my life
ever again.

No one could live up to my dad.

But I was wrong.

Because you came into my life,

and you showed me what it is
to be truly loved

and feel safe again.

There is no one in this world
that means what you do to me.

This ring was everything.

And now it's yours

- because I cherish you.
- Because I cherish you.

Love is endless.

I'm yours now and forever.

P.S.

Don't you dare lose it.

Hey.

Find your box?

Uh, yeah. Found the box.

Nice.

Kensi's dad's ring.

Yeah.

You sure you're okay?

Yeah, no, I'm okay.
You know, it's just that, uh...

uh, put my heart on a plat--

Just emotional.
Hey, Deeks.

You can't start crying yet.

You're not even dressed.

Wow, this...

this is strong.

Huh.

Can't imagine what her vows
are gonna be like.

Oh, my God.

I'm gonna sound like an idiot
up there compared to that.

I mean, right?
I mean, you're... Right?

I thought Beale
was helping you out.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he was,
which was, you know, wonderful

if I was marrying
a Brontë sister.

Hey, man.

You're gonna do great.

Okay.

Uh, listen, I got something else
I need to tell you.

Um...

Kirkin, right after,
uh, we left him,

he kind of
got himself kidnapped.

Talk to me.

So, a vehicle used
in Kirkin's abduction

was registered to a Paul Baroni.

Photos have been sent to
your phones but not to Kensi's.

Now, Baroni hails
from Whitestone, Queens.

It looks like
he was also believed

to have been a Mano Nera
or a Black Hand of The Arm,

which is the nickname
for the Buffalo mob,

and he relocated out here
in 2014.

I'm pretty sure
I saw this guy on Arrow.

Well, that's because you have.

He's also an actor

with a long list
of TV and film appearances.

Welcome to Hollywood.

So, uh, what do you think we're
dealing with here, Get Shorty?

Okay, so, we're
either dealing

with an organized crime
family conflict or...

Kirkin set this whole thing up
with his actor friends.

Okay. Now, why would he do that?

Oh, my God.

Wait, really?

Uh, guys,
I'm not following here.

Kirkin wants Deeks
to rescue him.

That is ridiculous.

Or slightly romantic.

How do you want
to play this?

Well, I guess we got time
to, uh, go by Paulie Pliers'.

And if Kirkin is hiding out with
him, we'll know it's a hoax.

And if he's not?

We'll let the FBI
run with it.

You take care
of your stuff.

We got this.
Okay.

I'm gonna have a heart attack.

I love you like
you're my own kid,

but you can't keep
going off like this.

It's not
how we operate.

Paul Baroni?

I'm sorry,

you just rudely interrupt people
where you're from?

Yeah, 'cause we're
from the Feds.

Federal agents.
Huh.

With who,
the Federal Bureau of Waiters?

That's pretty good.

No. Actually, NCIS.

Where's Anatoli Kirkin?

Who is he?

He's a local Russian mob boss.

Do I look like a Russian?

No, you don't.

But he was just tossed
into the trunk of your car

a couple hours ago.

Huh. Well,
strangely enough,

my car was stolen last night.

I reported it to
the LAPD this morning.

Mm.

Thought it was probably
just some joyriding kids.

My guys found it 20 minutes ago,
a few blocks away.

We found Mr. Baroni's car a few
blocks from here 20 minutes ago.

Get out of my face. Sit down.

Tell your man, sit down.

If you don't sit down on
your own, I'll help you do it.

You don't want to do that.
It's okay, Tony.

Sit down.

It's okay.
Sit down, Tony.

Don't.

Had to get in a fight
in your good clothes, huh?

My client is willing
to cooperate fully

in exchange for leniency on
his nephew, Anthony DeBartolo.

He assaulted
a federal agent.

- Mm.
- You put that kid inside,

he's gonna come out
a monster.

Mandatory anger
management and therapy,

plus six months'
tethered probation.

God bless.

Imagine a scenario
where Mr. Kirkin is having

personal issues
within his organization.

Then imagine he comes up
with a plan

to out his dissidents
by staging his own kidnapping.

His sudden absence

would ostensibly lead
those planning

a hostile takeover
to...

fight for control

and, in doing so,

reveal themselves.

Un-freaking-believable.

On the contrary.

It was very believable.

Fooled you, didn't it?

That, my friends,

is called acting.

Where's Kirkin now, De Niro?

Do we have a deal on
Mr. Baroni's nephew?

Only if we find Kirkin and he
collaborates this wondrous tale.

You believe him?

He wants to
protect his nephew.

- I'm looking for my son.
- No, Mo...

Mom! In here!

Sorry.

Who are the serial killers?

Not serial killers.

Yeah. Right.

20 bucks says Banjo Eyes
in there has body parts

in his bathtub.

And what is with you guys
and all the fighting

and shooting?
Can't you just talk

to a perp anymore?
Mom,

can you fix his shirt or not?

Not much point in my coming here
if I couldn't, is there?

Please don't
make me regret this.

Columbo...
solved...

hundreds of cases.

The man...

never even
carried a gun.

Ow!
Oh, stop moving.

I'm not moving.

I swear to God,

if you dumb bunnies make
me late for this wedding,

I'm gonna sew all your
you-know-whats shut.

I'm gonna have someone check
with Kirkin

to verify Pliers' story.

They can take over from here.

Take off your shirt.

You don't have to...

Oh!

I am so sorry.

Is that where I...

I'm okay. I'm okay.
I...

No, you're bleeding,
honey. I'm so...

Mom! Stop touching Sam.
Oh...

The man's wounded.

I'm fine. I'm fine.

I'll say.

Okay!

Oh, this might be
my favorite day ever.

- Did somebody take my lashes?
- Mm-mm.

Ladies, may I present
the bride.

Oh, my...

Oh, Kensi! Oh, my!

Oh, my God.

Oh...

Oh, my God.

You look

so beautiful.
- Really?

Pull yourself together, Mandy.
You're making everybody cry,

and I am getting tired
of redoing my makeup.

Oh, my God, I'm-I'm sorry.

I can't help it. You just--
It's-- I'm so-- I'm just...

Hormonal?

No, I'm happy. I'm happy.

Perfect. It's perfect.
Oh!

Hop, hop, ladies.
Come on.

The guests are starting to arrive.

Shake a leg.
Come on, come on.

Okay.

Really?

Put that damn
thing on vibrate.

Better yet,
turn it off.

Hello?

Sorry to bother you,
Agent Callen.

Anatoli Kirkin wasn't at the
location provided by Mr. Baroni.

Keep looking.

Make sure Baroni knows the deal
for his nephew is off

unless we find Kirkin.

Copy that. Enjoy the wedding.

So let me guess,

Kirkin wasn't there.

What do you
want to do now?

Absolutely nothing.

Here's to doing nothing.

To the happy couple.

And Kensi and Deeks.

It's a toast.

Eric, it's a toast.
You have to drink.

Do you... do you
know those guys?

I do not.

Fake selfie time?

Yeah. I'll say.

Ah!

That should do it.

I'm gonna send these to Ops.
Run 'em through facial rec.

Hopefully, they're just
some sketchy second cousins.

Yeah.

Uh, gentlemen,
friends of the bride or groom?

We're just looking
for someone.

Uh, great. Tell me their name
and I can help you.

I did the guest list, so...

'Kay.

Yeah. Hey.

Hey.

How's it looking?

Perfect. Everything's
gonna be beautiful.

And everything is all set.

Great.
Really?

You gonna leave that on
for the ceremony, too, huh?

Hello?
Can't take this guy...

So, several men
just arrived,

one of which facial
rec identified

as a known associate of Kirkin.

And I think they're
looking for him.

Why would they think
he's here?

Oh, God.

Maybe because he is.

All right.
You need to get him

as far away from everybody
as you can.

Quickly and quietly.

Yep. I'm on it.

Everything good?

Yeah. The, uh,
DJ just, uh,

needs a couple of extra hands
for setting up things.

Setting up?
We're about to start.

We'll be fast.

Yeah, just breathe.
Relax. Remember?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, this-this--

That was--
that was okay?

Kirkin's here.

Are you kidding me?
No.

And he's got
company with him.

Come with me
if you want to live.

Ah, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Terminator.

I've got one. "If your man
say no to champagne,

he-he say no to life."

I'm serious. We have to go,

now.

Splendid idea.

After you.
Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go.

So, um, gentlemen, uh,

just wondering if you could just
give me your name and number

and then I can call you
when your friend shows.

How 'bout that?
No?

Do you guys have a pen?
Maybe a...

Eric.

- Hey.
- You okay?

Uh...
He pulled a gun,

and I disarmed him.

Where's his weapon?

Uh...

- Call for backup.
- Yeah.

Okay.

I'm gonna just sit down
for a second.

Come in!

Hi. Sorry. You can just--
Guys, what's going on?

Kensi left her bouquet
in the limo.

Stay in there. It's bad luck
for the bride to see you.

What?

You're going this way.
Uh, what about you?

Don't worry about me.
I do this for a living. Now, go.

Go out the door!

I'm sorry.

That seemed rather excessive.

But my friends are getting
married today, so...

Hello.

Mmm!

How is it that color works
on every one of you?

It's uncanny.

- Is it good? Is it centered?
- Mm.

Yeah, it's beautiful.
You know? Okay.

Oh, that cut is
absolutely ravishing on you.

Oh, you're
owning this, girl.

Uh, what are you doing here?

Who is this?

- Uh, this is-is my florist.
- Oh.

Could you give us a
second, Mom, please?

- Sure.
- Thank you so much.

Kirkin, Kirkin, this
is my wedding day.

What are you doing here?

I came to share
in your special day,

but I'm afraid I must depart
rather abruptly

before some former
employees kill me.

What are you...

Never hurt him.

Whoa! Kirkin!
Oh, my gosh.

Oh. Ooh.

Is it time?

And you are?

Oh, God,
sorry I'm late. My plus-one

threw his back out.

Honey, I need a dirty martini
the size of a Big Gulp.

Top shelf...

Oh, my God, did I kill him?

It's okay. He's a bad guy.

Ah!

Oh.

Ooh, you can't imagine
how glad I am to see you.

Ooh! Ah.

Thanks for the heads-up.

Find the others,

and bring the truck as
close as you can get.

Hey.

Remember me?

Bring it.

Yeah.
Good work.

I'm sorry about
all of this, Marty.

I will never forget
the first time we met,

frolicking naked together.

Okay, that's not
what happened.

I was undercover

at a Russian bathhouse,

and I'm sorry to break
your heart there, Kirkin,

but I was, uh, not frolicking,

because I don't frolic--
I actually have never frolicked.

You are a frolicker,
and you know it.

This is the worst wedding ever.

You want to tell him,
or should I?

Tell me what?

Not you.

Thug Life here
with the gun.

Be my guest.

Your friend
is not coming back.

In fact, right now he could
probably use a chest tube.

Oh, and we took care of your
other two buddies as well,

so you're kind of flying
solo at this point.

Kirkin. Let's go.

Always a pleasure, gentlemen.

He's in our custody now.

So you're gonna have to shoot
all three of us to take him.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

I can't leave

you damn kids alone

for one minute.

Sure you don't want
to rest for a second?

If I sit down,
I'll never get back up.

Let's do it.

Let's do it.
All right.

Pain is just weakness
leaving the body.

Mm.

I feel some happiness
leaving the body, too.

Maybe a little hope, too, huh?

Smile and be happy, bitches.
Yeah.

♪ Weightlessness ♪

♪ No gravity ♪

Love you.

♪ Were we somewhere
in between? ♪

Thanks. My little,
uh, fight club angel,

what's going on?

I love you.

♪ A bird's-eye view
of San Luis ♪

Ladies
and gentlemen,

welcome to this
most joyous occasion

as we share in the loving union

between Kensi and Martin.

When two people
come together

in marriage...

they give themselves

to each other,

and in so doing,
create something

even greater than
what they were alone.

Martin.

You are the reason that I know
that hope and kindness are real.

Because of you,
I believe in happy endings.

The truth is that
you are gunpowder...

the kind that ignites those
around you to do what's right,

and the spark that
pushes me to be better

than I ever thought
that I could be.

You're my best friend, my hope,

my reason to keep going,

and I vow to be
the same thing for you.

You are my favorite thing,

and this... right now
is my favorite moment.

I promise you love,

understanding, patience,

but above all,
I promise you my heart.

You were right.

Turns out it's a love story.

Repeat after me:
I, Martin Deeks...

I, Martin Deeks...

...take thee, Kensi Blye...

...take thee,
Kensi Blye...

...to be my wedded wife...

...to be my wedded wife...

...to have and to hold...

...to have and to hold...

...from this day forward...

...from this day forward...

...for better, for worse...

...in sickness and in health...

...for richer, for poorer...

...to love and to cherish...

...till death do us part.

...till death do us part.

♪ For you,
the queen of San Luis ♪

And so be it.

By the power vested in me,

it is with my greatest pleasure

that I now pronounce you

husband and wife.

♪ Were you somewhere in between? ♪

♪ Fast asleep, a flying dream ♪

Oh.

Whoa!

Thank you
for doing this.

Yeah.

♪ Bird's-eye view
of San Luis... ♪

♪ I'm-a, I'm-a spread love ♪

♪ Like I'm Paddington Bear ♪

♪ I'm-a, I'm-a,
I'm-a spread love ♪

♪ Like I'm Paddington Bear ♪

♪ I'm-a spread love ♪

♪ I'm-a spread love, yeah ♪

♪ I'm-a, I'm-a,
I'm-a spread love ♪

♪ Like I'm Paddington Bear ♪

♪ I'm-a spread love,
I'm-a spread love, yeah ♪

♪ I'm-a, I'm-a,
I'm-a spread love ♪

♪ Like I'm Paddington Bear ♪

♪ I'm-a spread love,
I'm-a spread love ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ I'm-a, I'm-a,
I'm-a spread love ♪

♪ Like I'm Paddington Bear... ♪

Ooh. Ooh.

Would you like to tell us
where the hell you've been?

Mmm...

no.

And why not?

Well, because I care

about both of you,

and certain things
are better left...

unshared.

Perhaps there
will come a day,

but this isn't it.

This is a day
to celebrate...

friends and family

and the love

that binds us all.

Fair enough.

You do know how to make an entrance.

- She does.
- I'll give you that.

Hope that wasn't a new car.

It was, but not mine.

I borrowed it from the, uh...

the valet station.

Don't know who it is, but...

someone out there is gonna be
Ubering home tonight.

I like your style.

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