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Previously on "Good Girls"...
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Are we going to lose this house?
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No. I mean, I don't know.
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Nancy and I are suing you for custody.
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Can I have lunch money?
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Those kids take it again? Douchebags.
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The drug that you're talking about?
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Ten grand a month, out of pocket.
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And I'm guessing
that may not be an option.
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How much is in the vault?
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30 grand, give or take.
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So when do you wanna do this?
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is a robbery.
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You know how fast
they're gonna lock you up?
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He wants us to pick something
up for him in Canada.
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It's wrapping paper.
It's just wrapping paper.
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I just need to know we're good.
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I'm gonna need to hear you say it.
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We're good.
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Here's to going back to normal life.
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L'chaim to that.
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So what'd you wanna talk to me about?
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Mom, mom, mom.
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It's not fair.
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For Tommy's birthday, we all
went out to a Pistons game.
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We got box seats, and his mom
bought us all jerseys.
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And then... and then after that,
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they rented a hotel with room service.
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Yeah, and now Tommy's mom
can't afford college.
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Well, I want a birthday party.
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- How about a sleepover?
- With a chocolate fountain.
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- You could nuke a Hershey bar.
- Mama?
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- This is the worst birthday ever.
- Mama?
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Listen, well, we can't just
afford a really big,
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- fancy party right now. We just can't.
- Mama?
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But I promise you,
I'm gonna make it special.
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I promise you, okay.
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- Mama!
- What is it?
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- Who's the man?
- What man?
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The man on my bed.
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No, no, stay... stay here, stay here.
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Hey, you wanna go swimming
at your dad's?
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Yay!
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Yay.
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Yo, Ruby.
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That's my name, don't wear it out.
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How does one become a waitress here?
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Excuse me?
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Like, what college has the best program?
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I'll check if we're hiring.
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Do you have to buy the uniform?
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'Cause that's some...
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I mean, that's some high
quality polyester right there.
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I mean, that would set me back,
what... ten bucks?
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Just go make him another one.
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He can't eat this now.
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Come on, chopchop, Ruby.
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Is there a problem, milkshake?
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What'd you call me?
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It's a trick I use to remember orders.
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Since I didn't go to college
and my memory's not so great.
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You always order that milkshake,
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which you never finish,
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so you can be sure to leave my tip
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in the bottom of your nasty ass cup.
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My two percent tip.
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Three, if you're feeling generous.
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It's not the money that I mind.
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I mean, if you can't afford it,
I get it.
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I feel for you.
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But please, let me know if
there's anything that I can do
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to make your experience here
more delightful.
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No? Well, then, I'd appreciate it
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if you left your 85 cents on the table,
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and not in your shake today.
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Cool? Okay.
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All right, sweetie, enjoy.
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That might be hot.
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Ruby, get some ice.
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All right, the Marks Express
is leaving, choochoo...!
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Zipper.
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What? What're you doing?
We... we're gonna be late.
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I hate everything.
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Excuse me? I just got you these.
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You told me they were "lit AF."
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They're too big. They fall down.
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These are not too big. No way.
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I mean, you'd have
to really yank on them.
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Hey, why are you so worried
about your pants falling down?
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I'm not.
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Hey, what... what's going on? Tell me.
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No.
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Sadie, talk to me.
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No.
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Are people, like,
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pulling your pants down?
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They wanna know what I am.
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So no big deal,
we'll buy you some belts.
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Maybe something pink, and pretty,
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and girly, and sparkly, and...
alright, all right, all right.
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Not the money maker.
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Not the money maker.
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Just hurry up, put something on.
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I don't care what it is.
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Be outside in two minutes
or you're dead, I mean it.
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Will you tell us what's going on?
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This is freaking me out.
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My God.
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- Who is that?
- I don't know.
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What do you mean you don't know?
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I mean, I came back
from the grocery store
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and he was just there.
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And, I mean, I'm assuming
he's, like, an associate
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of the gangbanger.
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Come on, I thought
we were done with that.
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Yeah, what the hell?
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Okay, okay, we were.
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And then...
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God, this sounds so crazy
even saying it...
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Spit it out.
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I offered to do another job.
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You asked for this?
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It's not like we don't need the money.
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We all still need the money.
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So you asked for this?
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No, well, not this.
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Shh.
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I'm sorry.
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I just can't believe
it's you and not me.
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Come on, it's crazy.
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Look, I just... I just said
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that we would possibly,
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if the circumstances were right,
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pick up another load of the fake cash.
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You volunteered us?
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It's not drugs. It's paper.
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I mean, it's literally paper.
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You can't sign people up
for criminal activity
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like it's a bake sale.
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Noted, but can you just help me
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get this person out of
my house right now?
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You want some help now?
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I'm sorry, why don't you call your BFF,
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the other gangbanger?
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He's not my BFF.
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I don't even know that guy's name.
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No, but I bet...
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I bet he does, right?
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Maybe I can...
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- Okay, I guess I'll do it.
- Yeah, I'm not.
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Just watch my back, okay? Please.
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Just be careful.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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God, okay.
Well, this is not a phone.
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Just... just, t... take this, take it.
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- Just take it.
- My...
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Okay.
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Okay.
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I have it, I have it.
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What's the last number he called?
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Papa John's.
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The last person, Annie.
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"Mom," "Mom," "Mom," "Mom," "Mom..."
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My God, why didn't
he just go to his mom's?
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- "Mom," "Mom," "Mom..."
- I know, seriously.
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"Mom" and...
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"Rio."
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That is not what I meant when
I said we'd do another job.
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Who is that guy?
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He works for me.
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Do... does he wash the money?
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Regardless, there's been
a miscommunication.
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So you think you can pick
and choose what you wanna do
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and when you wanna do it?
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She thought it would be
like driving for Uber.
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Who's at fault is not important.
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We are not qualified to take
care of a gunshot victim.
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I mean, your friend needs
professional medical attention.
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You're shaking your head.
Why are you shaking your head?
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'Cause that kid
ain't going to no hospital.
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Why not?
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'Cause there's people looking for him.
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What if those people show up here?
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Trust me, ain't nobody gonna shoot up.
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Beaver Cleaver's house.
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No, I'm sorry, that is not gonna work.
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No?
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I...
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I have children.
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He's up there in my daughter's bed.
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I'm never gonna get that blood out.
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I mean, she could sleep on the floor.
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Kids love that stuff.
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I'm pretty sure it'll cover
a new mattress.
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So, would we get that money now, or...?
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When I pick him up.
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- When's that?
- When I pick him up.
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Sounds fair.
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So, we got a deal, ladies?
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Or what?
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Mr. Petersen.
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Mr. Petersen.
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Agent Turner will see you now.
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What happened after
they crossed the border?
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Wish I knew.
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I lost visual.
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Gummy?
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- Yeah.
- Please.
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So, just so I got this,
okay, these women,
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- they took a car...
- Stole.
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I mean, they stole a car.
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And drove it over the border.
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What's your gut say?
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I mean, jeez.
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Any number of things.
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International drug ring.
Human trafficking.
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- Sleeper cell.
- Homegrown jihadis.
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I'm not ready to rule out anything.
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And the one that works with you?
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I mean, if anyone
got radicalized, it's her.
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I bet.
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- What's her name?
- Annie.
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My Annie was a Paula.
She lived in my dorm.
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- What?
- We both loved Hoobastank.
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- Wait, hold on a second...
- But it didn't matter.
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- I was stuck in the friend zone.
- No.
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- Just like you, right?
- No, that's not it at all,
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- actually.
- You sure about that, Leslie?
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They have committed crimes.
I can prove it.
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Well, I can't prove it.
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But I can.
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But I can't.
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- I mean, I wa... I want to.
- I'll tell you what.
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I'll do a little digging, okay?
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But you gotta do something for me too.
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Name it.
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Go to O'Brien's.
You know the bar on Birmingham?
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Have a couple of cocktails,
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and find yourself a nice girl.
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Preferably one that's interested in you.
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And you know what they call it?
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- What?
- A sizzling skillet.
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It says sizzling right there
in the menu.
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What does that tell you?
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- That it might be hot?
- That it might be hot.
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- Might not wanna touch that.
- You think?
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And now they're threatening
to lawyer up.
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What?
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- What does Tony say?
- That I have to apologize.
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Well, all right, then.
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Why should I apologize?
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Because I didn't tell
that idiot that the boiling,
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bubbling, sizzling platter
in front of him
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might be hot?
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What's next? We start warning
people that their ice cream
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might have a bit of a chill on it?
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Look out.
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- You... you wanna know why?
- Yeah, why?
262
00:11:44,821 --> 00:11:47,288
You... okay.
263
00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:49,624
Come on, come here.
Come here for a second.
264
00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:50,925
Come here.
265
00:11:53,763 --> 00:11:55,363
These little people.
266
00:11:55,365 --> 00:11:57,632
That's why you go back
in there and you suck it up.
267
00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,267
Think we're gonna have to put
next month's meds
268
00:11:59,269 --> 00:12:02,570
on four different credit cards.
269
00:12:02,572 --> 00:12:04,005
I know.
270
00:12:04,007 --> 00:12:08,309
And even then, we might not make it.
271
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,578
Stan, you should see these kids.
272
00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:13,014
They come in there.
273
00:12:13,016 --> 00:12:15,350
They're so rude and disrespectful
274
00:12:15,352 --> 00:12:17,652
and act like they're better
than everyone else.
275
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:20,255
You know I get
called Paul Blart, like,
276
00:12:20,257 --> 00:12:22,223
every single day, right?
277
00:12:22,225 --> 00:12:24,225
Paul Blart. Mall cop.
278
00:12:24,227 --> 00:12:27,228
Where's your Segway?
279
00:12:27,230 --> 00:12:29,430
Now, but I take it,
280
00:12:29,432 --> 00:12:31,132
because at the end of the day,
281
00:12:31,134 --> 00:12:32,900
I got this to come home to.
282
00:12:32,902 --> 00:12:36,070
For them... um... you do
what you gotta do.
283
00:12:38,141 --> 00:12:39,574
Babe.
284
00:12:39,576 --> 00:12:43,244
Chill out with the cayenne.
285
00:12:43,246 --> 00:12:45,013
- That's too hot?
- It's spicy.
286
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:47,649
Damn it.
287
00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:52,553
Hey, I brought chili.
288
00:12:52,555 --> 00:12:54,055
Stan made it. It's spicy.
289
00:12:54,057 --> 00:12:57,992
Thank you. I'm so hungry.
290
00:12:57,994 --> 00:12:59,994
Did you stay up all last night?
291
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:01,863
I mean, she stayed up all night.
292
00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:03,564
I slept next to her like a baby.
293
00:13:03,566 --> 00:13:05,366
Is he still out cold?
294
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:08,970
Um, maybe we need, like,
smelling salts or something.
295
00:13:08,972 --> 00:13:11,105
Right, 'cause it's 1892.
296
00:13:11,107 --> 00:13:14,208
You want him to wake up?
297
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:17,478
I want him to not die in my house.
298
00:13:21,584 --> 00:13:24,552
What the...
299
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,020
My God.
300
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:27,488
His gun. Go get his gun.
301
00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:29,290
- W... where is it?
- In the closet.
302
00:13:29,292 --> 00:13:31,059
- Hurry.
- Okay.
303
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:33,194
- Where in the linen closet?
- Where is it?
304
00:13:33,196 --> 00:13:35,396
- Top shelf.
- Top shelf.
305
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:36,878
There's no gun in here. Help me look.
306
00:14:03,693 --> 00:14:05,493
Beth, there's no gun in here.
307
00:14:05,495 --> 00:14:07,128
Found it.
308
00:14:14,591 --> 00:14:16,724
Where am I?
309
00:14:16,936 --> 00:14:18,236
Where am I?
310
00:14:18,286 --> 00:14:21,023
My house. You're in my house.
311
00:14:21,048 --> 00:14:23,689
- Who the hell are you?
- I'm a friend of your friend's.
312
00:14:23,691 --> 00:14:26,058
He thought that you would be safe here.
313
00:14:26,653 --> 00:14:28,520
- I need a car.
- What?
314
00:14:28,570 --> 00:14:29,936
Give me your car keys.
315
00:14:29,938 --> 00:14:31,270
Do you understand
that we actually saved you...
316
00:14:31,272 --> 00:14:32,472
- Give me the keys!
- Okay, I'm sorry.
317
00:14:32,474 --> 00:14:33,673
Now!
318
00:14:33,675 --> 00:14:35,041
I took the bus, I took the bus.
319
00:14:35,043 --> 00:14:36,576
I have really weak nails.
I can't get it off.
320
00:14:36,578 --> 00:14:39,445
Okay, downstairs, on the counter.
321
00:14:39,447 --> 00:14:41,214
And just take it.
322
00:14:51,493 --> 00:14:54,160
Two car seats plus a booster?
323
00:14:54,162 --> 00:14:58,164
What's that gonna set me back,
like 600 bucks.
324
00:14:58,166 --> 00:15:01,000
Well, maybe he'll realize it
and bring 'em back.
325
00:15:01,002 --> 00:15:02,568
That's not how carjackings work.
326
00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:05,271
I don't want him back.
He just had a gun in my face.
327
00:15:05,273 --> 00:15:07,840
Guys, what is even happening?
328
00:15:07,842 --> 00:15:08,941
What are we doing?
329
00:15:08,943 --> 00:15:10,143
What do you mean?
330
00:15:10,145 --> 00:15:12,912
I mean, I am so tired of almost dying.
331
00:15:12,914 --> 00:15:14,414
Are you?
332
00:15:14,416 --> 00:15:16,549
Okay, let's just try
to get through this, okay?
333
00:15:16,551 --> 00:15:19,719
- Carl.
- No.
334
00:15:19,721 --> 00:15:20,920
Carl who?
335
00:15:20,922 --> 00:15:22,688
Emma's favorite bunny.
336
00:15:22,690 --> 00:15:24,490
He was on the dash.
337
00:15:24,492 --> 00:15:26,726
Now he's on a driveby.
338
00:15:26,728 --> 00:15:28,628
Mom?
339
00:15:31,332 --> 00:15:33,533
Hey, sweetie, what are you doing here?
340
00:15:33,535 --> 00:15:35,067
Just don't be mad at Dad.
341
00:15:35,069 --> 00:15:36,369
Why? What did he do now?
342
00:15:36,371 --> 00:15:37,703
He told me all about the party
343
00:15:37,705 --> 00:15:39,238
with the bounce house
and the water slide,
344
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,973
and I invited, like, all my friends.
345
00:15:40,975 --> 00:15:43,176
Five can't come, but... but 32 can.
346
00:15:43,178 --> 00:15:44,877
Hey!
347
00:15:44,879 --> 00:15:47,747
Don't be mad.
348
00:15:52,220 --> 00:15:53,553
Do you wanna go play some video games?
349
00:15:53,555 --> 00:15:56,589
- Yeah, definitely.
- Let's do it.
350
00:15:58,026 --> 00:16:00,393
You're a dead man.
351
00:16:00,395 --> 00:16:05,164
Go upstairs right now and
tell him we can't afford it.
352
00:16:08,069 --> 00:16:10,470
You didn't see his little face.
353
00:16:10,472 --> 00:16:12,104
I see his little face every day.
354
00:16:12,106 --> 00:16:12,905
Here we go.
355
00:16:12,907 --> 00:16:15,274
Every day for the rest of my life
356
00:16:15,276 --> 00:16:18,711
I have to say no to those kids
because of what you did.
357
00:16:18,713 --> 00:16:20,847
You know what he wants for his birthday?
358
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:23,683
I don't know, probably
an Xbox or "Minecraft"
359
00:16:23,685 --> 00:16:25,518
or something very expensive.
360
00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:27,920
His mom and dad back together.
361
00:16:30,024 --> 00:16:33,493
- That's what he asked for?
- That's what he asked for.
362
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,064
Damn it.
363
00:16:38,066 --> 00:16:40,766
Yeah.
364
00:16:40,768 --> 00:16:43,569
I would've gone for the Xbox.
365
00:16:46,207 --> 00:16:49,275
Least we can do
is throw him a damn party.
366
00:16:52,714 --> 00:16:54,914
Happy retirement?
367
00:16:54,916 --> 00:16:57,183
They were on clearance.
No one will notice.
368
00:16:57,185 --> 00:16:58,518
Yeah.
369
00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,219
Potatoes are dirt cheap.
370
00:17:00,221 --> 00:17:02,855
What am I gonna do with
potatoes at a birthday party?
371
00:17:02,857 --> 00:17:05,591
Um, hot potato, Mr. Potato Head.
Two uses.
372
00:17:05,593 --> 00:17:07,956
- Bake 'em.
- Three uses.
373
00:17:07,981 --> 00:17:09,597
How'd y'all find everything today?
374
00:17:09,599 --> 00:17:11,253
- Depressing.
- Fine.
375
00:17:11,278 --> 00:17:13,178
Yep.
376
00:17:13,601 --> 00:17:14,634
Still not sure how you're gonna use
377
00:17:14,636 --> 00:17:15,898
50 pounds of potatoes.
378
00:17:15,923 --> 00:17:18,024
Well, just to let you know,
our return policy is 30 days
379
00:17:18,048 --> 00:17:20,415
with a valid store receipt.
380
00:17:20,555 --> 00:17:23,256
Wait, is that on anything in the store?
381
00:17:23,258 --> 00:17:25,725
Yeah, anything in the store.
382
00:17:25,727 --> 00:17:27,894
Anything, in the store.
383
00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:40,206
Perfect.
384
00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:42,742
We're gonna need a bigger cart.
385
00:18:03,298 --> 00:18:05,598
- Now we're ready.
- Just forgot a few things.
386
00:18:07,269 --> 00:18:08,868
I think there's a coupon for this.
387
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,170
That's all right, we don't need it.
388
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,971
Yeah, save it for the next guy.
389
00:18:11,973 --> 00:18:13,640
Okay, would you like to donate a dollar
390
00:18:13,642 --> 00:18:14,908
to the homeless?
391
00:18:14,910 --> 00:18:16,876
- N... not right now.
- So sorry.
392
00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:18,812
- Money's kind of tight.
- Sorry.
393
00:18:23,785 --> 00:18:25,919
You guys, I gotta go.
It's Sadie's school.
394
00:18:25,921 --> 00:18:28,521
- Yeah, go.
- I'll call you later.
395
00:18:33,261 --> 00:18:34,994
Where is she?
396
00:18:34,996 --> 00:18:37,530
Gosh, she's back in class.
I just finished talking to her.
397
00:18:37,532 --> 00:18:38,932
Well, what the hell happened?
398
00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:40,567
She punched a kid in the face.
399
00:18:40,569 --> 00:18:42,735
Okay. Well, thank God.
400
00:18:42,737 --> 00:18:45,305
Thank God? She punched a dude.
401
00:18:45,307 --> 00:18:46,806
Believe me, he deserved it.
402
00:18:46,808 --> 00:18:48,875
I just barely talked them out
of suspending her.
403
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:53,713
Greg, did she tell you why
she punched him in the face?
404
00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:55,982
N... no.
405
00:18:55,984 --> 00:18:58,518
They pull her pants down.
406
00:18:58,684 --> 00:18:59,831
What?
407
00:18:59,856 --> 00:19:02,058
Yeah, in the cafeteria
in front of everybody.
408
00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:03,331
- Are you serious?
- Yes.
409
00:19:03,356 --> 00:19:04,524
- Well, we gotta go tell them.
- No, no, no, no.
410
00:19:04,526 --> 00:19:07,727
Greg, what is wrong with you?
That just makes it worse.
411
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:09,229
- Trust me.
- Annie.
412
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:12,265
Greg, in ninth grade
my mom went to the principal
413
00:19:12,267 --> 00:19:14,467
because there was a rumor about me
414
00:19:14,469 --> 00:19:19,806
involving a coat closet
and some over the pants...
415
00:19:19,808 --> 00:19:24,344
I... I... remember.
416
00:19:24,346 --> 00:19:25,712
You do?
417
00:19:25,714 --> 00:19:28,982
Why do you think I hung out with you?
418
00:19:28,984 --> 00:19:32,519
Shut up. Just don't say anything, okay?
419
00:19:32,521 --> 00:19:34,320
Please? I will handle it.
420
00:19:34,322 --> 00:19:35,622
That terrifies me.
421
00:19:35,624 --> 00:19:39,859
I know.
422
00:19:39,861 --> 00:19:41,928
This is so messed up.
423
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:45,532
Yeah. I know.
424
00:19:45,534 --> 00:19:47,800
He couldn't sleep last night.
He was in so much pain.
425
00:19:47,802 --> 00:19:49,869
Poor thing.
426
00:19:49,871 --> 00:19:51,070
It's a thirddegree burn.
427
00:19:51,072 --> 00:19:52,238
We took pictures.
428
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,741
I might need a skin graft.
429
00:19:56,578 --> 00:19:59,045
Well, we've all been sick
over this whole thing,
430
00:19:59,047 --> 00:20:00,780
especially Ruby. Isn't that right, Ruby?
431
00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:02,448
- That's right.
- And...
432
00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:05,251
she's so thankful for
this opportunity to apologize
433
00:20:05,253 --> 00:20:07,114
in person. Isn't that right, Ruby?
434
00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:08,106
That's right.
435
00:20:08,131 --> 00:20:10,056
She's gonna have to say
a little bit more than that.
436
00:20:10,058 --> 00:20:11,724
- All due respect...
- I'm sorry.
437
00:20:11,726 --> 00:20:14,694
This woman was careless
and rude and hurt my son.
438
00:20:14,696 --> 00:20:15,662
No... wait a minute.
439
00:20:15,664 --> 00:20:17,397
Your son hurt himself.
440
00:20:17,399 --> 00:20:21,868
You went out of your way not
to warn him that plate was hot.
441
00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:23,102
Are you for real?
442
00:20:23,104 --> 00:20:25,872
Just say you're sorry.
443
00:20:25,874 --> 00:20:27,106
She is sorry.
444
00:20:27,108 --> 00:20:28,775
And yet we still haven't heard it.
445
00:20:28,777 --> 00:20:30,743
- Do you all have children?
- I do.
446
00:20:30,745 --> 00:20:34,347
Look at the example you're setting.
447
00:20:39,554 --> 00:20:40,987
I'm sorry.
448
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:42,188
Okay?
449
00:20:42,190 --> 00:20:43,923
- Thank you, Ruby.
- It's not okay.
450
00:20:43,925 --> 00:20:46,726
That was completely insincere.
And kind of bitchy.
451
00:20:46,728 --> 00:20:50,964
- You want me to mean it?
- That'd be nice.
452
00:20:50,966 --> 00:20:53,766
I'm sorry. How was that?
453
00:20:53,768 --> 00:20:56,135
- That's great.
- No, no, no.
454
00:20:56,137 --> 00:20:58,738
Wait a second, Tony.
455
00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:02,308
Let me give it another go.
456
00:21:02,310 --> 00:21:04,210
I'm sorry.
457
00:21:07,148 --> 00:21:10,316
I'm sorry you're too stupid to
understand basic human decency,
458
00:21:10,318 --> 00:21:13,553
and how to treat anyone...
especially service people...
459
00:21:13,555 --> 00:21:14,821
with respect.
460
00:21:14,823 --> 00:21:16,823
- She doesn't mean that.
- No, I do.
461
00:21:16,825 --> 00:21:18,825
I am one sorry bitch.
462
00:21:18,827 --> 00:21:21,361
I'm sorry you have your head
so far up your ass
463
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,162
that you think it's okay
to blame everyone else
464
00:21:23,164 --> 00:21:25,365
for your son being a moron.
465
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:28,434
I'm sorry he's such a punkass bitch
466
00:21:28,436 --> 00:21:31,537
because that is a surface burn.
467
00:21:31,539 --> 00:21:35,174
And I am especially sorry that
the friends you bring in here
468
00:21:35,176 --> 00:21:39,545
are as entitled and as spoiled
and as awful as you,
469
00:21:39,547 --> 00:21:42,582
because if kids like you all
are our future,
470
00:21:42,584 --> 00:21:44,550
God help us all.
471
00:21:44,552 --> 00:21:46,853
Now, that's what I'm sorry about.
472
00:21:55,930 --> 00:21:58,052
I'll go clean out my locker.
473
00:21:58,133 --> 00:21:59,912
That'd be good.
474
00:22:27,358 --> 00:22:28,547
Seriously?
475
00:22:28,572 --> 00:22:32,244
I upgraded you to the 32inch.
476
00:22:32,565 --> 00:22:35,541
And got it for you at wholesale price.
477
00:22:35,566 --> 00:22:37,900
Why?
478
00:22:38,204 --> 00:22:40,332
I wanna do something nice.
479
00:22:40,573 --> 00:22:43,006
Why?
480
00:22:43,008 --> 00:22:45,409
So that maybe we could start fresh.
481
00:22:45,411 --> 00:22:47,911
Why?
482
00:22:47,913 --> 00:22:51,381
I've been praying on it and...
483
00:22:51,383 --> 00:22:54,785
I'm not proud of my part in everything.
484
00:22:54,787 --> 00:22:57,087
So this is like
485
00:22:57,089 --> 00:23:00,524
an "I'm sorry I tried to rape you" cake?
486
00:23:00,526 --> 00:23:03,961
That was too many words.
487
00:23:03,963 --> 00:23:04,828
Whoa.
488
00:23:04,830 --> 00:23:07,197
Hey, there's the birthday boy?
489
00:23:07,199 --> 00:23:10,234
Hey, check it out.
490
00:23:10,236 --> 00:23:12,336
This is for you.
491
00:23:12,338 --> 00:23:13,570
What is it?
492
00:23:13,572 --> 00:23:14,938
Well, just a little something.
493
00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:17,674
Some exfoliant,
a little... little scrub,
494
00:23:17,676 --> 00:23:21,478
loofah, some... bubble bath, you know?
495
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,480
You, like to take baths?
496
00:23:23,482 --> 00:23:24,281
Okay.
497
00:23:24,283 --> 00:23:26,350
Get yourself all squeaky clean?
498
00:23:26,352 --> 00:23:27,217
Okay.
499
00:23:27,219 --> 00:23:29,653
You managed to make that disgusting.
500
00:23:31,257 --> 00:23:33,223
Hey, you got turkey pinwheels?
501
00:23:33,225 --> 00:23:36,693
Yeah, feel free to grab some
on your way out.
502
00:23:40,599 --> 00:23:43,533
Hey, how much do you think
they'd pay for this party?
503
00:23:43,535 --> 00:23:46,670
I have no idea.
504
00:23:49,174 --> 00:23:51,341
He's lined up in the shotgun...
505
00:23:51,343 --> 00:23:53,477
Are we still up?
506
00:23:53,479 --> 00:23:55,712
No, tied 2121.
507
00:23:55,714 --> 00:23:58,015
Wester caught a twoyard
end zone pass, wide open.
508
00:23:58,017 --> 00:23:59,983
- Come...
- That's PI, that is PI.
509
00:23:59,985 --> 00:24:01,351
- Come on, fellas.
- Every single time.
510
00:24:01,353 --> 00:24:02,586
- We never get the call.
- Really?
511
00:24:02,588 --> 00:24:03,720
Why don't we get that call?
512
00:24:03,722 --> 00:24:06,089
Look at this.
513
00:24:06,091 --> 00:24:07,624
So how you holding up, man?
514
00:24:07,626 --> 00:24:10,727
You know, with everything
that's going on.
515
00:24:10,729 --> 00:24:12,362
- Great.
- Good.
516
00:24:12,364 --> 00:24:13,930
- Yeah, we're doing great.
- All right.
517
00:24:13,932 --> 00:24:16,867
I mean...
518
00:24:16,869 --> 00:24:18,101
It's been tough.
519
00:24:18,103 --> 00:24:20,203
Well, brother, marriage ain't easy.
520
00:24:20,205 --> 00:24:22,873
It's like, take your eye off the road,
521
00:24:22,875 --> 00:24:25,042
you're gonna hit a speed bump
every now and then, right?
522
00:24:25,044 --> 00:24:26,576
- No doubt.
- Just gotta keep moving on.
523
00:24:26,578 --> 00:24:27,978
- You know?
- For sure.
524
00:24:27,980 --> 00:24:29,146
But, I think she'll come back.
525
00:24:29,148 --> 00:24:32,382
Well, pssh, bro, for sure.
526
00:24:32,384 --> 00:24:36,386
I mean she's got to, right?
527
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,161
- Tell me one thing.
- Yeah.
528
00:24:44,163 --> 00:24:46,830
When they gonna bring
Big Play Slay into the game?
529
00:24:46,832 --> 00:24:48,799
I mean, he gets it done.
530
00:24:48,801 --> 00:24:52,936
- He always does, right?
- Right? Yeah.
531
00:24:52,938 --> 00:24:55,572
- Ice. Dripping.
- I'm sorry, my bad.
532
00:24:56,542 --> 00:25:00,277
- It's a good play, finally.
- Yes. One stop.
533
00:25:03,582 --> 00:25:06,350
- Dude.
- Can they even do that?
534
00:25:06,352 --> 00:25:08,985
Isn't there some kind of,
like, HR protocol or something?
535
00:25:08,987 --> 00:25:11,355
It's a diner, not Microsoft.
536
00:25:11,357 --> 00:25:15,625
So unfair. What did Stan say?
537
00:25:15,627 --> 00:25:16,827
I can't tell Stan.
538
00:25:16,829 --> 00:25:18,195
Honey.
539
00:25:18,197 --> 00:25:20,063
Not when we're this deep underwater.
540
00:25:20,065 --> 00:25:22,966
I just... you know, I gotta get
something else going first.
541
00:25:22,968 --> 00:25:25,836
Well, good news is
there are plenty of other
542
00:25:25,838 --> 00:25:28,505
extremely depressing
and unpleasant jobs out there.
543
00:25:28,507 --> 00:25:30,574
Right?
544
00:25:30,576 --> 00:25:31,675
What? I'm just...
545
00:25:31,677 --> 00:25:32,909
I'm just saying, you know.
546
00:25:32,911 --> 00:25:35,746
You want fun, you rob a grocery store.
547
00:25:35,748 --> 00:25:36,446
Hey!
548
00:25:36,448 --> 00:25:39,883
You don't work minimum wage.
549
00:25:51,697 --> 00:25:54,064
Yeah, whoo, whoo, whoo!
Happy birthday, buddy.
550
00:25:54,066 --> 00:25:56,166
Don't forget to make a wish.
551
00:25:56,168 --> 00:25:59,069
I wish that Daddy
could live at home again.
552
00:26:02,908 --> 00:26:04,307
Okay.
553
00:26:04,309 --> 00:26:05,208
Got anything else?
554
00:26:05,210 --> 00:26:07,310
Come on, blow out the candles, baby.
555
00:26:09,581 --> 00:26:11,515
Yeah!
556
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:23,960
Excuse me.
557
00:26:23,962 --> 00:26:27,464
Daddy, Daddy. Daddy, Daddy?
558
00:26:27,466 --> 00:26:30,000
- Hey, does, um...
- Daddy.
559
00:26:30,002 --> 00:26:34,204
Does Mommy ever
have any, like, you know,
560
00:26:34,206 --> 00:26:36,139
new friends come over?
561
00:26:36,141 --> 00:26:37,374
Just a man in bed.
562
00:26:37,376 --> 00:26:40,544
I'm not supposed to tell you that.
563
00:26:44,950 --> 00:26:46,683
You can't just walk in here.
564
00:26:46,685 --> 00:26:47,884
The door was open.
565
00:26:47,886 --> 00:26:49,186
It's because I'm having a party
566
00:26:49,188 --> 00:26:51,054
with children and their parents.
567
00:26:51,056 --> 00:26:54,157
My God, you brought a gun?
Of course you brought a gun.
568
00:26:54,159 --> 00:26:55,659
- Is this your husband?
- Yes.
569
00:26:55,661 --> 00:26:57,794
- What's he do?
- He sells cars.
570
00:26:57,796 --> 00:26:59,029
Is he good at it?
571
00:26:59,031 --> 00:27:02,365
Why does that matter?
572
00:27:02,367 --> 00:27:06,102
Yeah, he don't look too
trustworthy to me.
573
00:27:07,973 --> 00:27:10,941
What do you want?
574
00:27:10,943 --> 00:27:12,409
What do you want?
575
00:27:12,411 --> 00:27:15,212
Came to pick up my boy.
576
00:27:15,214 --> 00:27:17,013
That's hilarious.
577
00:27:17,015 --> 00:27:18,482
He's not here.
578
00:27:18,484 --> 00:27:21,418
And by the way, when he left,
he held me at gunpoint,
579
00:27:21,420 --> 00:27:23,553
and then stole my car.
580
00:27:23,555 --> 00:27:26,490
So I'm gonna need payment for that too.
581
00:27:26,492 --> 00:27:28,959
- I'm sorry, what payment?
- Excuse me.
582
00:27:28,961 --> 00:27:30,694
Yeah, you get paid when you do a job.
583
00:27:30,696 --> 00:27:32,429
Did... did you do a job?
584
00:27:32,431 --> 00:27:36,099
- He left.
- Then that's on you.
585
00:27:36,101 --> 00:27:38,401
What am I supposed to do?
Chain him to a bed?
586
00:27:38,403 --> 00:27:40,904
Baby, what you think
this is, little league?
587
00:27:40,906 --> 00:27:43,173
And you get a trophy just for playing?
588
00:27:43,175 --> 00:27:45,242
I tried.
589
00:27:45,244 --> 00:27:47,844
I don't give a damn if you try.
590
00:27:47,846 --> 00:27:50,380
You gotta win, bitch.
591
00:27:51,783 --> 00:27:55,252
Beth, you... you okay?
592
00:27:55,254 --> 00:27:58,488
Fine, yeah. Fine.
593
00:28:04,930 --> 00:28:06,897
Cars?
594
00:28:10,936 --> 00:28:13,403
Bye, guys, see you later.
595
00:28:13,405 --> 00:28:16,773
- Sorry.
- Excuse me.
596
00:28:16,775 --> 00:28:18,408
Hey, have we met before?
597
00:28:18,410 --> 00:28:19,809
Nah, I don't think so.
598
00:28:19,811 --> 00:28:21,244
You look so familiar.
599
00:28:21,246 --> 00:28:24,514
Nah, just a friend of the family.
600
00:28:28,854 --> 00:28:31,221
I'm coming. Thank you so much.
601
00:28:37,329 --> 00:28:40,764
One, two, three, atom bomb!
602
00:28:43,068 --> 00:28:45,368
One more time. Let's go, come on.
603
00:28:47,339 --> 00:28:48,939
Okay, ready?
604
00:28:48,941 --> 00:28:50,173
All right, go.
605
00:28:50,175 --> 00:28:53,043
One, two...
606
00:28:53,045 --> 00:28:55,078
Atom bomb.
607
00:29:00,319 --> 00:29:01,918
Hope you didn't pop the bounce house,
608
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,820
'cause I gotta return that.
609
00:29:03,822 --> 00:29:07,090
That thing is awesome.
610
00:29:07,092 --> 00:29:10,126
So...
611
00:29:10,128 --> 00:29:12,963
who's your new friend?
612
00:29:12,965 --> 00:29:16,533
What?
613
00:29:16,535 --> 00:29:19,336
You know, the guy with the throat tats.
614
00:29:20,872 --> 00:29:23,506
He dropped off the bounce house.
615
00:29:23,508 --> 00:29:25,809
You were fighting
with the bounce house guy
616
00:29:25,811 --> 00:29:28,979
in our bedroom?
617
00:29:28,981 --> 00:29:30,614
It's really none of your business.
618
00:29:30,616 --> 00:29:32,749
Emma says he sleeps over.
619
00:29:32,751 --> 00:29:34,551
Well, Emma also
thinks the Easter Bunny
620
00:29:34,553 --> 00:29:35,919
sleeps in her closet, so...
621
00:29:35,921 --> 00:29:37,954
Is he the reason
you're not wearing your ring?
622
00:29:37,956 --> 00:29:40,423
- My God.
- What? I have a right to know.
623
00:29:40,425 --> 00:29:42,125
You lost your right
624
00:29:42,127 --> 00:29:45,295
when you stuck your penis
in your secretary.
625
00:29:45,297 --> 00:29:46,696
- Come on.
- I want you out.
626
00:29:46,698 --> 00:29:48,398
- What?
- Yeah, I want you gone now.
627
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:49,966
No, it's Kenny's birthday party.
628
00:29:49,968 --> 00:29:53,203
Kenny's birthday party is
over, and I am exhausted,
629
00:29:53,205 --> 00:29:54,771
and I would like to put the kids to bed.
630
00:29:54,773 --> 00:29:57,140
- It's my house too, Beth.
- The hell it is.
631
00:29:57,142 --> 00:29:58,441
And you're still my wife, so...
632
00:29:58,443 --> 00:30:01,311
Yeah. I gotta get on that.
633
00:30:01,313 --> 00:30:02,712
Yeah? What does that mean?
634
00:30:02,714 --> 00:30:05,582
What do you think it means?
635
00:30:05,584 --> 00:30:07,517
Hey, you guys, it's time to come in.
636
00:30:07,519 --> 00:30:09,185
- Beth, please.
- Guys, time for bed.
637
00:30:09,187 --> 00:30:10,954
Can we just sit down
and talk for a second?
638
00:30:10,956 --> 00:30:13,056
I don't have anything to say.
639
00:30:13,058 --> 00:30:14,557
- Guys!
- Just wait.
640
00:30:14,559 --> 00:30:16,426
What, Dean? What?
641
00:30:16,428 --> 00:30:19,262
- I just...
- What?
642
00:30:20,799 --> 00:30:22,899
I have cancer.
643
00:30:26,638 --> 00:30:28,471
Atom bomb!
644
00:30:28,473 --> 00:30:30,540
Atom bomb, atom bomb.
645
00:30:38,993 --> 00:30:41,628
What am I gonna tell the kids?
646
00:30:41,705 --> 00:30:43,924
I don't know.
647
00:30:44,407 --> 00:30:47,141
How are we gonna pay for it?
648
00:30:47,143 --> 00:30:49,210
I don't know.
649
00:30:49,212 --> 00:30:52,313
What if he's really, really sick?
650
00:30:54,551 --> 00:30:56,451
We'll get through it together.
651
00:30:56,453 --> 00:30:58,653
How do you know that?
652
00:30:58,655 --> 00:31:02,257
'Cause we always do.
653
00:31:02,259 --> 00:31:04,692
When did life become this big monster
654
00:31:04,694 --> 00:31:07,462
that we just have to constantly feed?
655
00:31:07,464 --> 00:31:09,764
All right there, little Nietzsche,
656
00:31:09,766 --> 00:31:11,933
go back to sleep, okay?
657
00:31:12,183 --> 00:31:14,750
I can't, I have to return
all that stuff.
658
00:31:14,752 --> 00:31:17,153
Don't worry about that. I'll do it.
659
00:31:17,155 --> 00:31:18,754
Where's the receipt?
660
00:31:18,756 --> 00:31:22,725
- In my purse.
- Okay.
661
00:31:22,727 --> 00:31:25,481
I can't believe I spent
ten grand on a party.
662
00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:29,170
Did you see that little kid's face?
663
00:31:30,937 --> 00:31:33,871
You're an amazing, amazing mother.
664
00:31:35,675 --> 00:31:37,875
So are you.
665
00:31:37,877 --> 00:31:39,977
Besides, all that stuff
is getting returned,
666
00:31:39,979 --> 00:31:42,146
so it doesn't matter.
667
00:31:52,425 --> 00:31:53,858
Can you make breakfast?
668
00:31:53,860 --> 00:31:57,361
Well, that depends.
What'd you have in mind?
669
00:31:57,363 --> 00:31:59,964
My mommy usually makes crepes.
670
00:31:59,966 --> 00:32:02,567
Well, Auntie's specialty is cereal.
671
00:32:04,871 --> 00:32:06,671
Hey, go inside really quick, okay?
672
00:32:06,673 --> 00:32:09,173
I'll be right there. Go on.
673
00:32:12,645 --> 00:32:14,745
Yo.
674
00:32:17,884 --> 00:32:19,784
Thanks for loaning me the whip.
675
00:32:19,786 --> 00:32:22,720
What did you do to it?
676
00:32:22,722 --> 00:32:24,455
Yeah, sorry about that.
677
00:32:24,457 --> 00:32:26,224
My sister drives that to carpool
678
00:32:26,226 --> 00:32:28,693
I filled up the tank.
679
00:32:28,695 --> 00:32:30,628
Things got a little out
of hand, so I mean,
680
00:32:30,630 --> 00:32:32,997
I owe you all some time, for real.
681
00:32:42,976 --> 00:32:44,842
Hey, do you need a ride?
682
00:32:48,514 --> 00:32:50,081
Get the pudding.
683
00:32:50,083 --> 00:32:52,516
Ooh.
684
00:33:06,666 --> 00:33:09,166
Yo, what's for lunch?
685
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:15,039
What you got?
686
00:33:15,041 --> 00:33:17,475
Just, like, a veggie medley?
687
00:33:21,214 --> 00:33:23,848
Mommy wants you to lose a few?
688
00:33:27,220 --> 00:33:28,586
So which one of y'all little bitches
689
00:33:28,588 --> 00:33:31,122
likes to pull pants down?
690
00:33:31,124 --> 00:33:34,792
You? How about you, Porky?
691
00:33:34,794 --> 00:33:37,295
I said, who is it?
692
00:33:37,297 --> 00:33:39,363
- Are you kidding?
- I'm sorry.
693
00:33:39,365 --> 00:33:41,766
Here's how this is gonna go.
694
00:33:41,768 --> 00:33:43,267
You pull pants down ever again,
695
00:33:43,269 --> 00:33:46,203
I'm gonna break every bone in your body.
696
00:33:46,205 --> 00:33:48,739
Yeah, right.
697
00:33:48,741 --> 00:33:51,108
Wait till he finds out who my dad is.
698
00:33:55,748 --> 00:33:58,282
What was that about your dad?
699
00:33:58,284 --> 00:34:01,786
I couldn't hear it over the
sound of your bones snapping.
700
00:34:01,788 --> 00:34:03,654
Next time it's your thumb.
701
00:34:03,656 --> 00:34:07,091
And you never rat out your boy.
702
00:34:07,093 --> 00:34:09,660
Snitches get stitches.
703
00:34:21,774 --> 00:34:23,374
Agent Turner.
704
00:34:23,376 --> 00:34:25,309
Where you been? I've missed you.
705
00:34:25,311 --> 00:34:27,144
- Really?
- No, sarcasm.
706
00:34:27,146 --> 00:34:28,512
Look, I just wanna show you one thing.
707
00:34:28,514 --> 00:34:31,148
- Leslie...
- Will you just take a look?
708
00:34:31,150 --> 00:34:32,850
Okay, I saw this guy, okay?
709
00:34:32,852 --> 00:34:34,385
He was with the three of them before.
710
00:34:34,387 --> 00:34:36,620
And saw him again yesterday.
711
00:34:36,622 --> 00:34:39,857
Whatever they're into, he's involved.
712
00:34:42,295 --> 00:34:45,029
- Text it to me.
- Really?
713
00:34:45,031 --> 00:34:45,730
Okay, great.
714
00:34:45,732 --> 00:34:47,631
Um, what's our next move?
715
00:34:47,633 --> 00:34:51,535
- Just text it, Leslie.
- I could go undercover.
716
00:34:51,537 --> 00:34:53,904
You know, I'm not afraid
to get my hands dirty.
717
00:34:53,906 --> 00:34:57,007
"Donnie Brasco" is my favorite movie.
718
00:35:18,698 --> 00:35:21,399
At the very core of
our democratic system is...
719
00:35:21,401 --> 00:35:23,768
- Jesus.
- Yeah.
720
00:35:23,770 --> 00:35:26,704
- I mean, it's kind of awesome.
- Yeah.
721
00:35:26,706 --> 00:35:28,973
And then it does take
a pretty dark turn.
722
00:35:28,975 --> 00:35:32,476
Yeah, believe me, I did not
know he was gonna do that.
723
00:35:32,478 --> 00:35:34,211
I just tried to scare him a little bit.
724
00:35:34,213 --> 00:35:36,814
Where did you find this guy?
725
00:35:36,816 --> 00:35:38,783
At work.
726
00:35:38,785 --> 00:35:40,551
So much for background checks.
727
00:35:40,553 --> 00:35:42,620
Right?
728
00:35:45,725 --> 00:35:48,426
My opponent makes the point
that the electoral system
729
00:35:48,428 --> 00:35:51,028
of democracy negates the need
for civil disobedience,
730
00:35:51,030 --> 00:35:52,329
however...
731
00:35:52,331 --> 00:35:54,198
I feel like she
really thinks she's in front
732
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,000
of the Supreme Court right now.
733
00:35:56,002 --> 00:35:57,868
Yeah, she's pretty amazing.
734
00:35:57,870 --> 00:35:59,336
Duh.
735
00:35:59,338 --> 00:36:02,072
Wait, wait, where are the teachers?
736
00:36:02,074 --> 00:36:04,508
Lucky for us,
apparently this school is,
737
00:36:04,510 --> 00:36:06,210
pretty understaffed.
738
00:36:06,212 --> 00:36:09,313
You know, at St. Anne's I bet
you they'd just expel a kid
739
00:36:09,315 --> 00:36:11,882
if he pulled someone's pants down.
740
00:36:11,884 --> 00:36:14,318
Yeah, and they also use the Bible
741
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:15,553
as their science textbook.
742
00:36:18,691 --> 00:36:20,791
God, why do you have to do that?
743
00:36:20,793 --> 00:36:22,893
- What?
- Just, like...
744
00:36:22,895 --> 00:36:25,296
You know, we were actually
having a nice moment.
745
00:36:25,298 --> 00:36:27,898
- We were like vibing.
- Vibing?
746
00:36:27,900 --> 00:36:29,934
I'm sorry, we were "getting along."
747
00:36:29,936 --> 00:36:31,068
Whatever.
748
00:36:31,070 --> 00:36:32,203
Then you just say something stupid
749
00:36:32,205 --> 00:36:33,204
and you ruin it every time.
750
00:36:33,206 --> 00:36:34,738
All right, I'm sorry,
751
00:36:34,740 --> 00:36:36,173
I'm just saying that I feel
like she would be happier
752
00:36:36,175 --> 00:36:37,341
at a place like...
753
00:36:37,343 --> 00:36:39,076
Yes, I know what you feel, okay?
754
00:36:39,078 --> 00:36:40,945
You've made that abundantly
clear, thanks.
755
00:36:40,947 --> 00:36:42,913
I'm not just talking about her.
756
00:36:42,915 --> 00:36:45,483
You're doing this for me?
757
00:36:45,485 --> 00:36:47,084
You're killing yourself
trying to support her.
758
00:36:47,086 --> 00:36:48,686
My God, okay, you know what?
759
00:36:48,688 --> 00:36:50,154
I really appreciate it, Greg.
760
00:36:50,156 --> 00:36:51,889
Thank you so much
for looking out for me.
761
00:36:51,891 --> 00:36:53,324
That's just so sweet of you.
762
00:36:53,326 --> 00:36:54,425
Just so you know,
763
00:36:54,427 --> 00:36:56,794
I have some pretty dope stuff
in the works right now.
764
00:36:56,796 --> 00:36:58,429
Yeah, like what?
765
00:36:58,431 --> 00:37:01,365
Laugh it up, you'll see.
766
00:37:13,112 --> 00:37:14,512
Mom.
767
00:37:21,420 --> 00:37:24,488
See, that's why they're gonna
put us in assisted living
768
00:37:24,490 --> 00:37:27,358
when we're old.
769
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:28,259
Okay.
770
00:37:28,261 --> 00:37:29,627
Where you going, early bird?
771
00:37:29,629 --> 00:37:32,796
Um, I picked up a few
extra shifts this week.
772
00:37:32,798 --> 00:37:33,898
That's my girl.
773
00:37:33,900 --> 00:37:35,432
Do you mind holding it down?
774
00:37:35,434 --> 00:37:38,669
- Probably be late a lot.
- Psh, I got these people.
775
00:37:38,671 --> 00:37:41,572
- Okay.
- Hold on.
776
00:37:41,574 --> 00:37:42,873
Yeah.
777
00:37:42,875 --> 00:37:45,543
- I'm proud of you.
- For what?
778
00:37:45,545 --> 00:37:47,511
Sucking it up. I know it wasn't fun.
779
00:37:47,513 --> 00:37:50,447
You know, they go low, we go high.
780
00:37:50,449 --> 00:37:52,216
Bye, baby.
781
00:37:52,218 --> 00:37:53,617
- Bye.
- Okay.
782
00:37:53,619 --> 00:37:55,519
Guys, Mommy going.
783
00:37:55,521 --> 00:37:59,189
- Bye, babies.
- Bye, Mom.
784
00:38:02,128 --> 00:38:06,030
We have a business proposition.
785
00:38:06,032 --> 00:38:08,899
Aw, you guys didn't
hit me up to do brunch?
786
00:38:08,901 --> 00:38:11,635
To clean your fake money
without having to deal
787
00:38:11,637 --> 00:38:14,438
with drug dealers or street people.
788
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:17,608
Street people?
789
00:38:17,610 --> 00:38:18,943
I got a system.
790
00:38:18,945 --> 00:38:20,010
It's a liability.
791
00:38:20,012 --> 00:38:21,312
It gets the job done.
792
00:38:21,314 --> 00:38:25,382
How'd your friend get shot again?
793
00:38:25,384 --> 00:38:30,120
- What're you proposing?
- Let us do it right here.
794
00:38:30,122 --> 00:38:32,389
You wanna clean fake cash here?
795
00:38:32,391 --> 00:38:33,924
Or any big box retailer.
796
00:38:33,926 --> 00:38:35,726
You know, Walmart, Costco.
797
00:38:35,728 --> 00:38:37,461
They have very generous return policies.
798
00:38:37,463 --> 00:38:39,830
And no one thinks twice
about a wife buying her husband
799
00:38:39,832 --> 00:38:43,667
a flat screen TV
or new tires for the minivan.
800
00:38:43,669 --> 00:38:45,603
We trade it all in for fresh cash.
801
00:38:45,605 --> 00:38:49,206
Fake money in, real money out.
802
00:38:54,981 --> 00:38:57,748
Y'all got it all figured out?
803
00:38:57,750 --> 00:38:58,916
What's in it for you?
804
00:38:58,918 --> 00:39:01,018
20% cut of the profit.
805
00:39:01,020 --> 00:39:03,153
Is that right?
806
00:39:03,155 --> 00:39:04,822
There anything else while we're at it?
807
00:39:04,824 --> 00:39:07,458
Y'all want health care? Union breaks?
808
00:39:07,460 --> 00:39:08,926
Just for the record,
809
00:39:08,928 --> 00:39:11,362
I'll never smuggle anything up my butt.
810
00:39:11,364 --> 00:39:15,232
I could be talked into it
if the compensation was
811
00:39:15,234 --> 00:39:16,900
appropriate... wait.
Where are you going?
812
00:39:16,902 --> 00:39:19,770
I gotta go buy a duvet cover.
813
00:39:19,772 --> 00:39:23,107
Are you in or...?
814
00:39:23,109 --> 00:39:25,209
We'll give it a try.
815
00:39:25,211 --> 00:39:29,513
We're not here to try,
we're here to win, bitch.
816
00:39:29,515 --> 00:39:31,315
My God.
817
00:39:37,023 --> 00:39:39,123
10%.
818
00:39:39,125 --> 00:39:40,524
- 15.
- 12 1/2.
819
00:39:40,526 --> 00:39:44,028
- Okay, deal.
- Cool.
820
00:39:44,030 --> 00:39:46,430
I usually pay 30.
821
00:39:55,141 --> 00:39:58,709
Hey, what're you doing?
822
00:39:58,711 --> 00:40:00,978
Um...
823
00:40:00,980 --> 00:40:05,249
Just playing Dr. Google
and freaking myself out.
824
00:40:05,251 --> 00:40:07,051
Yeah, maybe don't do that.
825
00:40:07,053 --> 00:40:08,318
Yeah, right.
826
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:09,987
When will you know more?
827
00:40:09,989 --> 00:40:13,991
I got a bunch of scans
and tests next week.
828
00:40:13,993 --> 00:40:15,626
Okay.
829
00:40:15,628 --> 00:40:19,430
Well, I'll go with you.
830
00:40:19,432 --> 00:40:24,601
You don't have to.
But that would be great.
831
00:40:24,603 --> 00:40:27,404
Um, hey,
832
00:40:27,406 --> 00:40:31,575
I just wanna say thanks
for letting me come home.
833
00:40:33,446 --> 00:40:35,079
You're gonna be okay in here?
834
00:40:35,081 --> 00:40:37,147
Yeah, totally.
835
00:40:37,149 --> 00:40:39,316
Kenny's psyched, so am I.
836
00:40:39,318 --> 00:40:41,620
I get to sleep on the top bunk.
837
00:40:43,723 --> 00:40:45,979
I... better go get that.
838
00:40:46,004 --> 00:40:47,301
Yeah.
839
00:40:47,326 --> 00:40:51,261
Hey, Bethie.
840
00:40:51,263 --> 00:40:54,798
Don't worry, I got this.
841
00:40:55,968 --> 00:40:58,035
I know.
842
00:41:15,387 --> 00:41:17,287
Hi, I'm looking for Mrs. Boland.
843
00:41:17,289 --> 00:41:20,858
That's me. Can I help you?
844
00:41:20,860 --> 00:41:23,164
I'm hoping you can.
845
00:41:23,196 --> 00:41:26,284
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845
00:41:27,305 --> 00:41:33,406
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