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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,195 --> 00:00:03,169 Girls today can be anything. 2 00:00:03,273 --> 00:00:06,087 CEO, Olympic gold medalist, 3 00:00:06,187 --> 00:00:09,035 even a Supreme Court Justice. 4 00:00:09,260 --> 00:00:13,010 We've finally broken that glass ceiling, and, wow, 5 00:00:13,136 --> 00:00:14,470 sure looks good from the top. 6 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,491 Hey, go brush your teeth. Wipe her face. 7 00:00:21,516 --> 00:00:23,116 Did you find your homework? 8 00:00:23,118 --> 00:00:25,085 And you, my little friend, you need pants. 9 00:00:25,087 --> 00:00:26,853 Mom. 10 00:00:26,855 --> 00:00:28,321 Can I stay home from school today? 11 00:00:28,323 --> 00:00:30,523 - Nobody's staying home. - I feel sick. 12 00:00:30,525 --> 00:00:32,792 - What hurts? - My spleen. 13 00:00:32,794 --> 00:00:34,461 Specificity is good, but that's over the top. 14 00:00:34,463 --> 00:00:35,962 Next time try tummy. 15 00:00:35,964 --> 00:00:37,263 It's go time. Let's go. 16 00:00:37,265 --> 00:00:38,798 Okay, everyone's going to school. 17 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:40,634 Mommy has something important to do. 18 00:00:40,636 --> 00:00:42,135 Look. 19 00:00:42,137 --> 00:00:44,104 Guys, look, Daddy's on TV again. 20 00:00:44,106 --> 00:00:45,872 So what are you waiting for? 21 00:00:45,874 --> 00:00:48,642 A pig to fly? 22 00:00:49,711 --> 00:00:50,944 All right, let's go. Line up. 23 00:00:50,946 --> 00:00:52,112 - Love you. - Train's leaving. 24 00:00:52,114 --> 00:00:53,747 Love you. Love you. 25 00:00:53,749 --> 00:00:55,715 Bags in the back. 26 00:00:55,717 --> 00:00:57,384 Love you. 27 00:00:59,421 --> 00:01:00,687 Love you. 28 00:01:00,689 --> 00:01:02,689 Tuna fish. Keep it in the fridge. 29 00:01:05,460 --> 00:01:07,694 Stop, stop, stop, Mom! 30 00:01:09,531 --> 00:01:11,798 You make your dad drop you off all the way back here? 31 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:14,267 I don't know. 32 00:01:14,269 --> 00:01:15,769 What's the girlfriend drive? 33 00:01:15,771 --> 00:01:17,737 Porsche Turbo. 34 00:01:19,508 --> 00:01:22,208 I'm so sorry. Did you need this? 35 00:01:25,414 --> 00:01:27,147 Love you, Sadie. 36 00:01:27,149 --> 00:01:28,581 Can I have lunch money? 37 00:01:28,583 --> 00:01:30,550 Come on, did those kids take it again? 38 00:01:30,552 --> 00:01:33,887 God, those douchebags. It was a 20. 39 00:01:33,889 --> 00:01:37,257 Well, small price to pay for the bone structure of my face. 40 00:01:37,259 --> 00:01:39,259 That's very true. 41 00:01:41,329 --> 00:01:42,996 I don't want to leave you without cash. 42 00:01:42,998 --> 00:01:45,131 Excuse me, who is the adult here? 43 00:01:45,133 --> 00:01:47,634 Don't answer that. 44 00:01:48,537 --> 00:01:51,004 So why aren't there any of these awesome women 45 00:01:51,006 --> 00:01:52,706 in my history book? 46 00:01:52,708 --> 00:01:54,074 I'll tell you why. 47 00:01:54,076 --> 00:01:58,078 Sister made the mistake of getting her period. 48 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:01,681 They say behind every great man there's a great woman. 49 00:02:01,683 --> 00:02:04,484 Well, I say that's some bull right there. 50 00:02:04,486 --> 00:02:07,353 'Cause none of these nasty women I just told you about 51 00:02:07,355 --> 00:02:08,888 stood behind men. 52 00:02:08,890 --> 00:02:10,890 They stood right beside them. 53 00:02:10,892 --> 00:02:14,227 So we gotta get it done ourselves, ladies, am I right? 54 00:02:14,229 --> 00:02:17,464 You get it, girl! You. Get. It. 55 00:02:17,466 --> 00:02:20,734 We gonna burn this patriarchy down! 56 00:02:20,736 --> 00:02:22,502 Whoo! 57 00:02:24,473 --> 00:02:26,206 Ain't nobody gonna stop her? 58 00:02:26,208 --> 00:02:28,041 Okay. 59 00:02:28,043 --> 00:02:30,076 Okay, I'm out of here. 60 00:02:30,078 --> 00:02:31,377 What's going on? You got an early shift? 61 00:02:31,379 --> 00:02:32,946 Um. 62 00:02:32,948 --> 00:02:34,848 I figured, you know, we could use the extra. 63 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:36,349 I figured the same thing 64 00:02:36,351 --> 00:02:38,051 'cause I'm about to pull a double at the mall. 65 00:02:38,053 --> 00:02:39,185 I can make it work. 66 00:02:39,187 --> 00:02:41,387 You always do, boo. 67 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:49,074 68 00:03:01,576 --> 00:03:03,042 I cannot believe you. 69 00:03:03,044 --> 00:03:05,651 Chill, sis. I'm like two minutes late. 70 00:03:10,018 --> 00:03:12,552 - How was Sara's thing? - She was so good. 71 00:03:12,554 --> 00:03:13,953 She's so smart. 72 00:03:13,955 --> 00:03:16,322 - I worry about mine. - Stop it. 73 00:03:16,324 --> 00:03:17,857 All right, you all ready for this? 74 00:03:17,859 --> 00:03:19,826 - Now or never. - Let's do it. 75 00:03:21,696 --> 00:03:25,966 All right, everybody be cool, and nobody gets hurt. 76 00:03:26,134 --> 00:03:29,502 Ladies and gentlemen, this is a robbery. 77 00:03:30,257 --> 00:03:33,956 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 78 00:03:37,503 --> 00:03:40,003 My lord. 79 00:03:42,117 --> 00:03:43,984 Maybe we don't have to do the full Brazilian. 80 00:03:43,986 --> 00:03:45,785 Brazilian would put you in the hospital. 81 00:03:45,787 --> 00:03:48,588 This is just brush control. 82 00:03:48,590 --> 00:03:51,191 Yeah, I probably don't get in here as much as I used to. 83 00:03:51,193 --> 00:03:53,193 No. 84 00:03:53,195 --> 00:03:54,895 My husband and I aren't having a lot 85 00:03:54,897 --> 00:03:56,730 of SEX right now. 86 00:03:56,732 --> 00:03:59,399 Maybe he just can't find it. 87 00:03:59,401 --> 00:04:01,368 Kids are back to school. I'm swamped. 88 00:04:01,370 --> 00:04:03,837 He's always working late. 89 00:04:03,839 --> 00:04:06,907 Plus there's so much on the DVR... it's really kind of hard 90 00:04:06,909 --> 00:04:08,642 to sched...! 91 00:04:08,644 --> 00:04:10,810 - Okay! - Mrs. Boland? 92 00:04:10,812 --> 00:04:12,545 Your card was declined. 93 00:04:12,547 --> 00:04:15,649 - Are you sure? - I ran it twice. 94 00:04:15,651 --> 00:04:17,317 I'm sure he just... 95 00:04:17,319 --> 00:04:18,551 Forgot to pay the bill. 96 00:04:18,553 --> 00:04:19,786 He's been very distracted lately. 97 00:04:19,788 --> 00:04:21,321 Hey, there. 98 00:04:21,323 --> 00:04:23,690 Amber here over at Boland Motors. 99 00:04:23,692 --> 00:04:26,159 We've got Chevys. We've got Fords. 100 00:04:26,161 --> 00:04:28,361 We've got Chryslers, too. 101 00:04:28,363 --> 00:04:30,964 Have we got the car for you? 102 00:04:30,966 --> 00:04:32,632 Do you think I could make it in LA? 103 00:04:32,634 --> 00:04:34,467 The right price to boot. 104 00:04:34,469 --> 00:04:36,202 It's not like Michigan. 105 00:04:36,204 --> 00:04:37,904 They have really good actresses there. 106 00:04:37,906 --> 00:04:40,941 And you're gonna win one of those fancy awards. 107 00:04:40,943 --> 00:04:42,943 Like a People's Choice. 108 00:04:42,945 --> 00:04:44,311 I don't need all that. 109 00:04:44,313 --> 00:04:46,079 I just want to be super famous. 110 00:04:46,081 --> 00:04:47,914 So come on down to Boland Motors 111 00:04:47,916 --> 00:04:49,149 where we'll put the vroom, vroom, vroom 112 00:04:49,151 --> 00:04:50,625 back in your engine. 113 00:04:56,792 --> 00:04:58,525 Annie Bananey. 114 00:04:58,527 --> 00:05:00,694 Hey, you, you got any plans later? 115 00:05:00,696 --> 00:05:03,596 My church is having a bring a friend night. 116 00:05:03,598 --> 00:05:08,435 You know, I'm just not really much of a church person. 117 00:05:08,437 --> 00:05:10,403 You're definitely a stuck up bitch. 118 00:05:11,473 --> 00:05:13,306 I'm just kidding ya. 119 00:05:13,308 --> 00:05:16,476 Now, see, the old me totally would have meant that, but... 120 00:05:16,478 --> 00:05:18,578 Born again Boomer don't judge. 121 00:05:20,549 --> 00:05:25,585 This came from your register last night. 122 00:05:25,587 --> 00:05:27,354 Know what it is? 123 00:05:27,356 --> 00:05:29,422 This is a tough one. 124 00:05:29,424 --> 00:05:31,091 It's a curling iron? 125 00:05:31,093 --> 00:05:33,259 We in the biz say counterfeit. 126 00:05:33,261 --> 00:05:34,594 Yeah, see, I know it's counterfeit 127 00:05:34,596 --> 00:05:36,830 because I used the pen. Did you us the pen? 128 00:05:36,832 --> 00:05:38,198 Boomer, I don't remember if I used... 129 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:39,532 I'm guessing you didn't because, if you had, 130 00:05:39,534 --> 00:05:40,767 you would have known it's counterfeit 131 00:05:40,769 --> 00:05:42,135 which is why we have the pen. 132 00:05:42,137 --> 00:05:43,470 So unfortunately I'm gonna have to dock this 133 00:05:43,472 --> 00:05:45,839 - from your paycheck. - Whoa, whoa. 134 00:05:45,841 --> 00:05:47,407 Wait, Boomer, that's like a whole shift for me. 135 00:05:47,409 --> 00:05:49,776 Well, maybe next time you'll take security more seriously. 136 00:05:49,778 --> 00:05:51,878 Come on, what security? 137 00:06:01,223 --> 00:06:03,456 Excuse me, how much longer is the wait? 138 00:06:03,458 --> 00:06:05,458 'Cause we've been... 139 00:06:09,364 --> 00:06:10,897 What I'm most concerned about right now 140 00:06:10,899 --> 00:06:12,599 is Stella's kidney function. 141 00:06:12,601 --> 00:06:14,000 Sara. 142 00:06:14,002 --> 00:06:15,301 - What? - You said Stella. 143 00:06:15,303 --> 00:06:16,870 Her name's Sara. 144 00:06:16,872 --> 00:06:20,140 Okay, so what about her kidneys? 145 00:06:20,142 --> 00:06:22,742 One is failing, the other one's right behind. 146 00:06:22,744 --> 00:06:25,845 I would suggest that we put Sara 147 00:06:25,847 --> 00:06:28,782 on the list for a transplant as soon as possible. 148 00:06:28,784 --> 00:06:31,284 Carla, you just can't throw files like this. 149 00:06:31,286 --> 00:06:34,154 - But we just got ten walkins. - I've been doing some reading. 150 00:06:34,156 --> 00:06:35,221 Okay. 151 00:06:35,223 --> 00:06:37,057 'Cause she can barely make it 152 00:06:37,059 --> 00:06:38,358 through the school day right now 'cause... 153 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:40,326 It's all willynilly over there. 154 00:06:40,328 --> 00:06:42,095 She can barely make it through the day 155 00:06:42,097 --> 00:06:43,830 let alone soccer. 156 00:06:43,832 --> 00:06:46,066 You might want to keep her home and get a tutor. 157 00:06:46,068 --> 00:06:47,500 Are those last week's blood draws? 158 00:06:47,502 --> 00:06:49,335 My husband and I work all the time. 159 00:06:49,337 --> 00:06:51,738 - So we can't. - Here, Carla. 160 00:06:51,740 --> 00:06:53,239 Take them all away. 161 00:06:53,241 --> 00:06:56,242 And the transplant list can take months right? 162 00:06:56,244 --> 00:06:58,812 Separate. Thank you. 163 00:06:58,814 --> 00:07:00,613 And there's this new drug 164 00:07:00,615 --> 00:07:02,282 - that just got approved. - Take everything out. 165 00:07:02,284 --> 00:07:03,750 My God, can you please 166 00:07:03,752 --> 00:07:07,687 just listen to me for one damn minute? 167 00:07:07,689 --> 00:07:10,356 Shame on you. 168 00:07:10,358 --> 00:07:12,659 Shame on all of you. 169 00:07:16,064 --> 00:07:18,465 Eculizumab. 170 00:07:18,467 --> 00:07:21,234 That's the name of the drug you're talking about. 171 00:07:21,236 --> 00:07:22,635 - Yes. - It does. 172 00:07:22,637 --> 00:07:25,171 It improves renal function dramatically. 173 00:07:25,173 --> 00:07:27,373 It's also ten grand a month out of pocket. 174 00:07:27,375 --> 00:07:30,610 And I'm guessing that may not be an option. 175 00:07:32,514 --> 00:07:34,380 Well, I'll talk to my husband. 176 00:07:34,382 --> 00:07:36,282 We might be able to swing it. 177 00:07:37,552 --> 00:07:39,219 Okay. 178 00:07:39,688 --> 00:07:41,488 And she was only halfway through my wax. 179 00:07:41,490 --> 00:07:42,922 So what happened? 180 00:07:42,924 --> 00:07:44,624 Well, now I'm very uneven. 181 00:07:45,584 --> 00:07:47,861 I don't even want to know. 182 00:07:47,863 --> 00:07:51,164 Dean maxed out their credit card at some lingerie store. 183 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:52,699 Do you think he's sleeping around? 184 00:07:52,701 --> 00:07:54,000 Don't nobody want Dean. 185 00:07:54,002 --> 00:07:55,802 - It's a Christmas gift. - In October? 186 00:07:55,804 --> 00:07:57,237 Maybe it's your anniversary present. 187 00:07:57,239 --> 00:07:58,254 He already gave me 100 coupons 188 00:07:58,256 --> 00:07:59,656 to Bed Bath & Beyond. 189 00:07:59,658 --> 00:08:01,991 - Ew, really? - Son of a bitch. 190 00:08:01,993 --> 00:08:03,660 No, I really do love it there. 191 00:08:03,662 --> 00:08:06,229 No, that old guy is stealing your tip. 192 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:09,899 He can't even walk. 193 00:08:09,901 --> 00:08:11,634 Go get it. 194 00:08:19,711 --> 00:08:23,179 Shady S.O.B. 195 00:08:23,181 --> 00:08:24,981 Shady. 196 00:08:24,983 --> 00:08:26,583 At my old job we got robbed all the time 197 00:08:26,585 --> 00:08:28,218 so I got the sixth sense now. 198 00:08:28,220 --> 00:08:29,752 - Are you serious? - I mean it's no big deal. 199 00:08:29,754 --> 00:08:31,387 All the stores I work at eventually get hit. 200 00:08:31,389 --> 00:08:33,756 - You could get shot. - One can hope. 201 00:08:33,758 --> 00:08:35,491 These guys, they don't want to hurt anybody. 202 00:08:35,493 --> 00:08:37,126 They just want the money so we let them have it. 203 00:08:37,128 --> 00:08:38,394 Nobody's trying to be a hero. 204 00:08:38,396 --> 00:08:40,063 Do they get caught? 205 00:08:40,065 --> 00:08:41,564 Yeah, the dumb ones do 'cause they park 206 00:08:41,566 --> 00:08:43,266 in the front by the security cameras. 207 00:08:43,268 --> 00:08:44,467 You got to put your getaway car 208 00:08:44,469 --> 00:08:46,135 in the back by the loading dock. 209 00:08:46,137 --> 00:08:47,470 And you never dick around with the registers. 210 00:08:47,472 --> 00:08:49,405 The real money is back in the vault. 211 00:08:49,407 --> 00:08:51,407 You've really worked this out. 212 00:08:51,409 --> 00:08:54,110 Just keeping my options open. 213 00:08:54,112 --> 00:08:55,411 How much is in the vault? 214 00:08:55,413 --> 00:08:58,147 30 grand, give or take. 215 00:08:58,149 --> 00:09:00,350 Damn, I could use that money. 216 00:09:00,352 --> 00:09:02,886 My God, me too. 217 00:09:03,855 --> 00:09:05,121 So when you want to do this? 218 00:09:05,123 --> 00:09:06,856 Well, I already bought three automatics 219 00:09:06,858 --> 00:09:08,258 and filed off the serial numbers 220 00:09:08,260 --> 00:09:10,927 so really, name a day. 221 00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:17,400 You should see your face. 222 00:09:17,402 --> 00:09:19,869 It's whiter than usual. 223 00:09:19,871 --> 00:09:21,854 I'm gonna need you all to get on the ground 224 00:09:21,856 --> 00:09:23,640 get your cell phones out of your pockets, 225 00:09:23,642 --> 00:09:25,275 and keep your hands where I can see 'em. 226 00:09:25,277 --> 00:09:26,709 All right, good. 227 00:09:26,711 --> 00:09:29,312 Now, I need to you to get your manager up here. 228 00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:34,751 I said you need to get a manager up here right now. 229 00:09:37,255 --> 00:09:39,656 Hey! Where's y'all's boss at? 230 00:09:43,245 --> 00:09:45,511 I better get a manager up here right now 231 00:09:45,513 --> 00:09:48,648 or I will start capping people, and I'm not even joking. 232 00:09:48,650 --> 00:09:49,650 Mother... 233 00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:53,219 - Are you the manager? - Over there. 234 00:09:53,221 --> 00:09:54,854 Hey. 235 00:09:54,856 --> 00:09:56,256 Hey, you. You! 236 00:09:56,258 --> 00:09:59,492 You, squirmy! Hey, hey, hey! 237 00:09:59,494 --> 00:10:01,160 Are you in charge here? 238 00:10:01,162 --> 00:10:03,029 Yes. Yes, I am. 239 00:10:03,031 --> 00:10:04,797 Okay, then you listen to me. 240 00:10:04,799 --> 00:10:06,733 You're gonna put on your big boy panties 241 00:10:06,735 --> 00:10:08,568 and you're gonna tell your customers to stay calm 242 00:10:08,570 --> 00:10:10,536 and this will be over real soon. 243 00:10:10,538 --> 00:10:11,804 Get out of there. 244 00:10:11,806 --> 00:10:13,206 Everybody stay calm, okay? 245 00:10:13,208 --> 00:10:14,941 Now you're going to take my friend here 246 00:10:14,943 --> 00:10:16,909 to the cash vault. 247 00:10:16,911 --> 00:10:20,325 Move it before I shoot your face off... let's go! 248 00:10:20,382 --> 00:10:22,515 Now, now, now! 249 00:10:25,398 --> 00:10:27,335 My God. 250 00:10:28,275 --> 00:10:30,521 Hey, Deadpool. You wanna? 251 00:10:47,248 --> 00:10:49,435 - Seriously? - You won't call me back. 252 00:10:49,475 --> 00:10:51,341 I was busy. 253 00:10:51,343 --> 00:10:53,110 So here I am. 254 00:10:53,112 --> 00:10:55,078 Well, I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be helping 255 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:57,314 customers not chatting with my ex, so. 256 00:10:57,316 --> 00:10:59,583 So, now I'm a customer. 257 00:11:04,056 --> 00:11:08,859 Nancy and I are suing you for custody. 258 00:11:10,863 --> 00:11:11,929 Club card? 259 00:11:11,931 --> 00:11:13,196 There's a hearing next month. 260 00:11:13,198 --> 00:11:15,132 You should probably get yourself a lawyer. 261 00:11:15,134 --> 00:11:17,901 You know if you sign up now you get 10% off your purchase. 262 00:11:17,903 --> 00:11:22,105 Annie, we were 17 when we decided all this stuff. 263 00:11:22,107 --> 00:11:24,007 Sadie would be happier with us now. 264 00:11:24,009 --> 00:11:25,909 How do you figure, Greg? 265 00:11:25,911 --> 00:11:28,211 We could send her to private school, St. Anne's. 266 00:11:28,213 --> 00:11:30,714 She's an atheist who enjoys a jaunty bow tie. 267 00:11:30,716 --> 00:11:32,916 I don't really think that Catholic school is a good fit. 268 00:11:32,918 --> 00:11:34,584 We could get her therapy. 269 00:11:34,586 --> 00:11:35,986 She doesn't need therapy. 270 00:11:35,988 --> 00:11:37,654 She's figuring out who she is. 271 00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:40,023 That's all great, but she's getting bullied, Annie. 272 00:11:40,025 --> 00:11:42,960 Yes, by dickhead kids that need therapy. 273 00:11:46,532 --> 00:11:48,899 Who's watching her now? It's after midnight. 274 00:11:48,901 --> 00:11:51,535 The neighborhood girl. She's very good. 275 00:11:51,537 --> 00:11:53,837 The one who got the DUI? 276 00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,706 She lives within walking distance. 277 00:11:55,708 --> 00:11:57,407 I'm buying her a new computer. 278 00:11:57,409 --> 00:11:59,743 Hers has been broken for a month. 279 00:11:59,745 --> 00:12:01,511 Why didn't she tell me that? 280 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:04,514 Because she said she didn't want to freak you out. 281 00:12:07,886 --> 00:12:10,020 Why is it so crazy? 282 00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:11,421 I mean it's a victimless crime. 283 00:12:11,423 --> 00:12:12,956 The store is insured. 284 00:12:12,958 --> 00:12:14,424 Plus, you know they make us work through lunch 285 00:12:14,426 --> 00:12:16,193 so it's basically tit for tat 286 00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:17,394 when you figure in the lost wages. 287 00:12:17,396 --> 00:12:18,929 That will hold up in court. 288 00:12:18,931 --> 00:12:19,930 Hey, no pop 289 00:12:19,932 --> 00:12:21,264 before dinner, sweetie. 290 00:12:21,266 --> 00:12:22,766 But she gets it. 291 00:12:22,768 --> 00:12:24,234 That's because I am a grown up. 292 00:12:24,236 --> 00:12:25,769 Technically. 293 00:12:25,771 --> 00:12:27,137 Okay, you know, can't you just have my back 294 00:12:27,139 --> 00:12:28,972 on, like, one thing ever? 295 00:12:28,974 --> 00:12:32,042 This isn't me telling Mom and Dad that you smoked pot. 296 00:12:32,044 --> 00:12:34,144 Which was incredibly lame, by the way. 297 00:12:34,146 --> 00:12:37,014 This is me helping you not ruin your life. 298 00:12:39,201 --> 00:12:41,134 Because your life is so great. 299 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:42,903 I should want this life? 300 00:12:42,905 --> 00:12:45,138 - I didn't say that. - You're like the Stepford mom 301 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,707 - without a pulse. - I never said that. 302 00:12:46,709 --> 00:12:48,625 You're cutting chicken fingers into stars. 303 00:12:48,627 --> 00:12:50,627 They're already fingers. 304 00:12:52,464 --> 00:12:56,433 And, I mean, not to pile on, but look who you married. 305 00:12:56,435 --> 00:12:58,568 It's 20 years and four children. 306 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,871 Marriage sometimes takes a little work. 307 00:13:00,873 --> 00:13:04,341 Wow. That is so romantic. 308 00:13:04,343 --> 00:13:06,877 You could lose your daughter. Has that occurred to you? 309 00:13:08,347 --> 00:13:11,181 Well seeing as Greg is suing me for custody 310 00:13:11,183 --> 00:13:13,050 and I can't afford to fight it, 311 00:13:13,052 --> 00:13:17,587 yes, actually, the thought has crossed my mind. 312 00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:19,423 I didn't know. 313 00:13:22,194 --> 00:13:23,460 Now you know. 314 00:13:23,462 --> 00:13:25,028 Hey, there, Amber here 315 00:13:25,030 --> 00:13:26,797 over at Boland Motors. 316 00:13:26,799 --> 00:13:29,966 Jeez, who'd this chick have to blow to get on TV? 317 00:13:29,968 --> 00:13:31,701 Around town. 318 00:13:31,703 --> 00:13:34,337 So what are you waiting for? 319 00:13:34,339 --> 00:13:36,807 A pig to fly? 320 00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:40,077 So come on down to Boland Motors 321 00:13:40,079 --> 00:13:41,745 where we'll put the vroom, vroom, vroom 322 00:13:41,747 --> 00:13:43,930 back in your engine. 323 00:13:43,932 --> 00:13:45,499 Is your babysitter free? 324 00:13:45,501 --> 00:13:47,501 They took away her license. 325 00:13:47,503 --> 00:13:49,419 She's always home. 326 00:13:49,421 --> 00:13:50,887 It's this charge right here. 327 00:13:50,889 --> 00:13:53,457 Could you just tell me exactly what was bought? 328 00:13:53,459 --> 00:13:55,492 It's against policy to divulge information 329 00:13:55,494 --> 00:13:58,745 on previous purchases for privacy concerns. 330 00:13:58,747 --> 00:14:01,615 But it's... it's on her bill, so. 331 00:14:01,617 --> 00:14:04,885 They she should remember what she bought. 332 00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:08,472 Well, I remember that I bought it for a friend. 333 00:14:08,474 --> 00:14:10,207 And she loved it so much. 334 00:14:10,209 --> 00:14:12,275 She really went nuts for it. 335 00:14:12,277 --> 00:14:14,611 Um... 336 00:14:14,613 --> 00:14:18,715 But then she was in an accident. 337 00:14:18,717 --> 00:14:21,218 With a driver texting. 338 00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:22,619 Yeah, well it was the other driver texting. 339 00:14:22,621 --> 00:14:25,021 Not my friend. She would never do that. 340 00:14:25,023 --> 00:14:27,307 But anyway, she's been in a coma ever since 341 00:14:27,309 --> 00:14:29,042 and her brain is like 342 00:14:29,044 --> 00:14:31,278 ten times the size it should be. 343 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:34,181 Um, I just thought, wouldn't it be a nice gesture 344 00:14:34,183 --> 00:14:35,549 - if she wakes up... - Hey, when she wakes up. 345 00:14:35,551 --> 00:14:37,250 Stay positive. 346 00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:39,202 To have her favorite pair of undies waiting. 347 00:14:39,204 --> 00:14:40,971 'Cause she was actually wearing the last pair 348 00:14:40,973 --> 00:14:42,706 when she got in the accident. 349 00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:45,175 And the paramedics had to cut them 350 00:14:45,177 --> 00:14:48,612 off of her, you know, jaws of life style. 351 00:14:48,614 --> 00:14:51,214 Darn it if I cannot remember the size that I got. 352 00:14:51,216 --> 00:14:54,885 And I obviously feel stupid asking her family. 353 00:14:54,887 --> 00:14:56,786 - No, can't do that. - So could you just look it up? 354 00:14:56,788 --> 00:14:58,155 Okay! Just... 355 00:14:58,157 --> 00:14:59,756 Give me one second, please. 356 00:15:01,493 --> 00:15:03,460 Damn, that was a good sell. 357 00:15:03,462 --> 00:15:04,928 This is so crazy. 358 00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:07,030 It's obviously going to be something for you. 359 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:11,334 Here it is. This was it. 360 00:15:11,336 --> 00:15:14,704 Okay, yeah, that's probably not for you. 361 00:15:19,144 --> 00:15:21,611 Okay, it's going to be okay. We're gonna have a drink. 362 00:15:21,613 --> 00:15:23,580 We're gonna have ten drinks. 363 00:15:23,582 --> 00:15:25,081 Hey, do you know the difference 364 00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:26,316 between a Manhattan and a sidecar? 365 00:15:26,318 --> 00:15:27,617 I always forget. 366 00:15:27,619 --> 00:15:29,419 Something about the vermouth whispering... 367 00:15:29,421 --> 00:15:31,087 Hey! 368 00:15:31,089 --> 00:15:34,991 Guess who found those caramel Bugles at Kroger? 369 00:15:34,993 --> 00:15:36,226 What is going on? 370 00:15:36,228 --> 00:15:38,628 "The Bachelorette" is on. Hello... 371 00:15:48,507 --> 00:15:51,474 Dean is having... 372 00:16:00,886 --> 00:16:03,286 Son of a bitch. 373 00:16:03,288 --> 00:16:05,522 Honey. 374 00:16:05,524 --> 00:16:07,057 What can we do? 375 00:16:07,059 --> 00:16:09,926 How about a screwdriver? 376 00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:11,728 A sledgehammer. 377 00:16:11,730 --> 00:16:12,963 What? 378 00:16:23,742 --> 00:16:25,942 You planning on stopping this? 379 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:28,511 Nah. You? 380 00:16:28,513 --> 00:16:30,313 Nah, I'm good. 381 00:16:35,420 --> 00:16:37,554 What is it? 382 00:16:37,556 --> 00:16:39,422 My God. 383 00:16:39,424 --> 00:16:41,524 What? Does he have another ho? 384 00:16:49,468 --> 00:16:52,068 If you're looking for the vodka, I drank it. 385 00:16:54,039 --> 00:16:56,840 What are you doing in the dark? 386 00:16:56,842 --> 00:17:00,310 Guess I'm used to it after 20 years. 387 00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:02,178 What does that mean? 388 00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:05,915 It means your child bride wears very expensive underwear. 389 00:17:09,187 --> 00:17:11,087 What happened to us? 390 00:17:14,026 --> 00:17:16,593 I was stupid. 391 00:17:16,595 --> 00:17:18,662 I was stupid and... 392 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:22,899 Doesn't even matter. 393 00:17:22,901 --> 00:17:25,702 Why do we have... 394 00:17:25,704 --> 00:17:28,471 Three mortgages that we haven't paid? 395 00:17:28,473 --> 00:17:31,508 Why do our credit cards all have advances on them 396 00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:36,313 and we have hardly anything in our accounts? 397 00:17:36,315 --> 00:17:39,849 I... look, I made a few bad decisions at work. 398 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:41,718 My God. 399 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,420 I tried to fix it with a couple investments 400 00:17:43,422 --> 00:17:44,654 and I should have been... 401 00:17:44,656 --> 00:17:45,789 Yeah, I should have been careful. 402 00:17:45,791 --> 00:17:47,223 I just... I panicked. 403 00:17:47,225 --> 00:17:49,459 We have four children. 404 00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:53,163 I know. 405 00:17:53,165 --> 00:17:55,332 Are we going to lose this house? 406 00:17:55,334 --> 00:17:57,400 Look, I... I dropped the ball, that's all. 407 00:17:57,402 --> 00:18:00,203 Are we going to lose the house? 408 00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:02,405 No. 409 00:18:02,407 --> 00:18:04,307 I mean, I don't know. 410 00:18:04,309 --> 00:18:06,876 Maybe. 411 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,779 We might. 412 00:18:09,781 --> 00:18:12,849 We could lose everything. 413 00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:17,053 I'm so sorry. 414 00:18:19,091 --> 00:18:22,058 We're gonna rob that store. 415 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,560 What? 416 00:18:23,562 --> 00:18:25,662 - We're gonna rob that store. - Yes! 417 00:18:25,664 --> 00:18:27,630 Have you lost your mind? 418 00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:37,574 We were just kidding about the store, Beth. 419 00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:38,975 Hey. I wasn't. 420 00:18:38,977 --> 00:18:40,810 - Well, I was. - Why? 421 00:18:40,812 --> 00:18:42,379 You need it just as bad as we do. 422 00:18:42,381 --> 00:18:43,813 We just do it once. 423 00:18:43,815 --> 00:18:46,282 - And we get some money. - Dear God. 424 00:18:46,284 --> 00:18:47,951 You get to help your little girl. 425 00:18:47,953 --> 00:18:49,753 And you get to take care of this custody thing. 426 00:18:49,755 --> 00:18:51,688 And I get to save my family. 427 00:18:51,690 --> 00:18:53,823 And we're done. We never do it again. 428 00:18:53,825 --> 00:18:55,658 And we don't sit back, 429 00:18:55,660 --> 00:18:59,062 and let everything be taken away from us. 430 00:18:59,064 --> 00:19:00,697 No one's gonna fix this. 431 00:19:00,699 --> 00:19:02,499 We have to do this ourselves. 432 00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:37,867 - What is taking so long? - I don't know. 433 00:19:43,175 --> 00:19:45,775 Hi. 434 00:19:45,777 --> 00:19:47,577 How old are you? 435 00:19:49,347 --> 00:19:51,614 Let me guess. Six. 436 00:19:52,751 --> 00:19:55,785 Do you watch "Doc McStuffins"? 437 00:19:57,622 --> 00:20:03,393 Yeah, we, um, used to watch it in the big house. 438 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:12,335 - Move it, you little weenie. - I'm going as fast as I can. 439 00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,070 Come on. 440 00:20:15,941 --> 00:20:18,341 Get out of the way. 441 00:20:25,951 --> 00:20:28,456 You stay right there! 442 00:20:35,994 --> 00:20:37,393 Holy crap. 443 00:20:39,264 --> 00:20:40,930 We got to go. 444 00:20:40,932 --> 00:20:42,131 We got to go, we got to go, we got to go! 445 00:20:42,133 --> 00:20:43,566 Sh... 446 00:20:46,505 --> 00:20:47,837 - Let's go! - Nope, turn around! 447 00:20:47,839 --> 00:20:49,772 - Let's go, let's go, come on! - Guys! 448 00:20:49,774 --> 00:20:51,808 - We gotta go, we gotta go! - What? 449 00:20:51,810 --> 00:20:54,143 - Go, go, go, go! - Go, go, go, go! 450 00:20:54,145 --> 00:20:56,446 Gotta go, gotta go! 451 00:20:56,448 --> 00:20:59,482 There, out there! They're going out the back! 452 00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:04,754 Get them. 453 00:21:04,756 --> 00:21:07,257 Get them. Get them! 454 00:21:10,762 --> 00:21:12,795 Beth. 455 00:21:12,797 --> 00:21:14,864 Hello? 456 00:21:14,866 --> 00:21:17,433 Are you okay in there? 457 00:21:17,435 --> 00:21:21,204 - What's your name? - I robbed a grocery store. 458 00:21:21,206 --> 00:21:24,507 Who's Secretary of State? 459 00:21:24,509 --> 00:21:28,278 I robbed a grocery store. 460 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,380 Who is Secretary of State? 461 00:21:31,516 --> 00:21:33,583 We robbed a grocery store. 462 00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:36,519 We totally did. 463 00:21:36,521 --> 00:21:38,321 And we actually got away with it. 464 00:21:38,323 --> 00:21:40,723 Like some smooth criminals. 465 00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:43,910 How much did we get? 466 00:21:43,912 --> 00:21:47,063 Please tell me we got the 30. 467 00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:50,033 We got it. 468 00:21:50,035 --> 00:21:53,736 Thank you, God. 469 00:21:53,738 --> 00:21:56,626 We got more than the 30 grand. 470 00:21:56,675 --> 00:21:58,858 How much more? 471 00:22:30,845 --> 00:22:33,783 - What in the hell? - How is this even possible? 472 00:22:33,838 --> 00:22:35,358 - Count it again. - I counted it right. 473 00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:37,708 - Count it again! - You said there would be 30. 474 00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:39,131 I said 30 give or take. 475 00:22:39,156 --> 00:22:40,255 I guess it was give. 476 00:22:40,257 --> 00:22:41,456 Why does a grocery store even 477 00:22:41,458 --> 00:22:42,457 have this kind of money on hand? 478 00:22:42,459 --> 00:22:43,483 Because it's hella shady. 479 00:22:43,508 --> 00:22:45,462 I told you this was a bad idea. 480 00:22:45,487 --> 00:22:46,719 You guys are missing the point. 481 00:22:46,721 --> 00:22:49,006 We just won half a million dollars. 482 00:22:49,014 --> 00:22:51,714 - We didn't win anything. - Half a mil, biatches! 483 00:22:51,716 --> 00:22:54,283 We didn't win it! 484 00:22:54,355 --> 00:22:56,754 We stole it. 485 00:22:57,110 --> 00:22:59,911 And maybe the cops don't follow up on $30,000. 486 00:22:59,957 --> 00:23:03,605 They damn sure follow up on half a million dollars. 487 00:23:03,636 --> 00:23:06,409 - What do we do? - Nothing. 488 00:23:06,671 --> 00:23:08,823 We divide it up, and we sit on it. 489 00:23:08,933 --> 00:23:12,602 Until we come up with a way to get rid of it quietly. 490 00:23:12,604 --> 00:23:14,670 Without looking like, you know... 491 00:23:14,672 --> 00:23:17,106 - Criminals. - Yeah. 492 00:23:21,579 --> 00:23:23,679 Okay? 493 00:23:23,681 --> 00:23:24,914 Yeah. 494 00:23:28,353 --> 00:23:29,685 Okay. 495 00:23:32,303 --> 00:23:34,190 Okay! 496 00:23:48,873 --> 00:23:50,006 Hey. 497 00:23:50,008 --> 00:23:51,808 What is this? 498 00:23:51,810 --> 00:23:54,177 Turbo S... you know, it's similar to the model 499 00:23:54,179 --> 00:23:57,713 that doucheface Nancy has but more features, more cylinders. 500 00:23:57,715 --> 00:23:59,515 You know, more cooler. 501 00:24:03,988 --> 00:24:06,189 Why don't you check under your seat. 502 00:24:11,696 --> 00:24:13,296 Who are you? Oprah? 503 00:24:13,298 --> 00:24:15,865 You get a laptop, and you get a laptop, 504 00:24:15,867 --> 00:24:17,967 and you get a laptop! 505 00:24:17,969 --> 00:24:19,602 I don't get it. 506 00:24:19,604 --> 00:24:22,105 How to have fun? Yes, I can see that. 507 00:24:22,107 --> 00:24:24,107 No, how you have money for all of this. 508 00:24:24,109 --> 00:24:25,641 Would you just let me worry about that? 509 00:24:25,643 --> 00:24:26,976 - But... - Who is the adult here? 510 00:24:26,978 --> 00:24:28,778 - Mom... - Who is the adult? 511 00:24:28,780 --> 00:24:31,481 Who's the adult? 512 00:24:32,984 --> 00:24:35,351 Come on, let's go tailgate some old people. 513 00:24:41,292 --> 00:24:43,259 Hey, Mrs. Boland. 514 00:24:43,261 --> 00:24:46,262 - Nice weather we're having. - Good afternoon, Mrs. Boland. 515 00:24:47,699 --> 00:24:50,066 I'm gonna have to call you back. 516 00:24:51,202 --> 00:24:53,436 Mrs. Boland, hi. What are you doing here? 517 00:24:53,438 --> 00:24:56,405 I'm here to clean up a mess, Amber. 518 00:24:56,407 --> 00:24:57,874 - What mess? - You. 519 00:24:57,876 --> 00:24:59,542 Sit. 520 00:24:59,544 --> 00:25:02,145 Don't worry. I mostly blame him. 521 00:25:02,147 --> 00:25:04,313 He should know better. You're obviously stupid. 522 00:25:04,315 --> 00:25:05,948 It's not a knock. 523 00:25:05,950 --> 00:25:07,817 We all have our strengths and weakness. 524 00:25:07,819 --> 00:25:09,852 You're a beautiful dummy. 525 00:25:09,854 --> 00:25:11,387 It doesn't make you a bad person. 526 00:25:11,389 --> 00:25:12,855 So... 527 00:25:12,857 --> 00:25:14,323 Here's what's going to happen. 528 00:25:14,325 --> 00:25:17,126 You're going to quit your job and my husband. 529 00:25:17,128 --> 00:25:19,061 Effective immediately. 530 00:25:19,063 --> 00:25:21,697 Trust me. They're both a dead end. 531 00:25:21,699 --> 00:25:23,533 This is five grand. 532 00:25:23,535 --> 00:25:25,201 Enough for a plane ticket 533 00:25:25,203 --> 00:25:27,703 and a little to get you started in LA. 534 00:25:31,476 --> 00:25:34,177 I do want to warn you about something though. 535 00:25:34,179 --> 00:25:36,546 - What's that? - Those folks out there, 536 00:25:36,548 --> 00:25:38,481 they take one look at a person like you, 537 00:25:38,483 --> 00:25:41,517 the pretty, the dumb, the selfhating, 538 00:25:41,519 --> 00:25:43,419 and they figure 539 00:25:43,421 --> 00:25:45,521 perfect for porn. 540 00:25:48,226 --> 00:25:50,860 Mrs. Boland. 541 00:25:50,862 --> 00:25:52,929 Why are you doing this? 542 00:25:52,931 --> 00:25:56,799 Because we both deserve more than a liar in a pig suit. 543 00:25:56,801 --> 00:25:59,569 Me more than you, but still. 544 00:25:59,571 --> 00:26:03,105 That's the nicest thing that anyone has ever said to me. 545 00:26:03,107 --> 00:26:05,141 Wow. 546 00:26:05,143 --> 00:26:07,944 Really? 547 00:26:07,946 --> 00:26:10,112 Wow. 548 00:26:12,350 --> 00:26:14,617 Boland. 549 00:26:26,364 --> 00:26:28,197 Whoo! 550 00:26:29,167 --> 00:26:31,734 Whoo! 551 00:26:37,508 --> 00:26:38,941 No. 552 00:26:50,989 --> 00:26:53,623 Doctor, I know you're busy, and I won't waste your time. 553 00:26:53,625 --> 00:26:55,858 But I've been doing a lot of research here 554 00:26:55,860 --> 00:26:58,427 on different drugs and things. 555 00:26:58,429 --> 00:27:02,331 Just, um, it has like this crazy ass name. 556 00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:05,835 Um, but I know it's all out of pocket... 557 00:27:07,472 --> 00:27:10,539 Um. You're touching me. 558 00:27:10,541 --> 00:27:12,174 Why are you touching me? 559 00:27:12,176 --> 00:27:13,476 Because you've been here for ten minutes, 560 00:27:13,478 --> 00:27:15,278 and you've barely taken a breath. 561 00:27:17,749 --> 00:27:19,649 The new med's a great option. 562 00:27:19,651 --> 00:27:21,917 Definitely worth trying before we go down the transplant road. 563 00:27:21,919 --> 00:27:23,352 I've got some samples. 564 00:27:23,354 --> 00:27:24,854 We'll start her on it, and see how she does. 565 00:27:24,856 --> 00:27:27,423 In the meantime, let's do a CT, 566 00:27:27,425 --> 00:27:30,126 creatinine clearance, and an ultrasound. 567 00:27:30,128 --> 00:27:32,061 Cover all bases. 568 00:27:34,032 --> 00:27:35,998 Mom. 569 00:27:39,971 --> 00:27:41,771 Can we get some water in here please? 570 00:27:41,773 --> 00:27:44,040 - Yes, of course. - Is cucumber infused okay? 571 00:27:44,042 --> 00:27:47,009 My God, yes. 572 00:27:48,913 --> 00:27:50,846 Can I get lemon too? 573 00:27:59,757 --> 00:28:01,991 Annie Bananey. 574 00:28:01,993 --> 00:28:04,760 You forgot your paycheck. A lot of money in here. 575 00:28:04,762 --> 00:28:06,495 - Thanks. - Hey. 576 00:28:06,497 --> 00:28:08,898 How'd you have the balls to do it? 577 00:28:08,900 --> 00:28:10,399 What, you and the girls get all coked up 578 00:28:10,401 --> 00:28:13,569 or something beforehand? 579 00:28:13,571 --> 00:28:16,439 - What? - I saw your ass tat. 580 00:28:16,441 --> 00:28:18,708 I don't know what you're talking about. 581 00:28:18,710 --> 00:28:20,543 How many chicks have a tramp stamp 582 00:28:20,545 --> 00:28:23,512 that says "All You Need Is Love"? 583 00:28:23,514 --> 00:28:26,382 It's a very popular song. 584 00:28:26,384 --> 00:28:28,117 Okay. 585 00:28:29,487 --> 00:28:31,687 Well, then, guess you won't mind 586 00:28:31,689 --> 00:28:33,589 if I go to the cops then, right? 587 00:28:33,591 --> 00:28:36,992 I mean, if it wasn't you I'm sure you got some explanation 588 00:28:36,994 --> 00:28:41,330 for how you bought all this on minimum wage. 589 00:28:44,836 --> 00:28:46,268 I didn't say nothing. 590 00:28:48,206 --> 00:28:50,806 Cops came around, but I didn't tell 'em. 591 00:28:50,808 --> 00:28:53,242 What do you want? 592 00:28:53,244 --> 00:28:55,044 You want money? 593 00:28:55,046 --> 00:28:57,847 - It's not like that. - What's it like then? 594 00:29:00,218 --> 00:29:02,618 I got your back, okay? 595 00:29:02,620 --> 00:29:04,253 I'm gonna keep my mouth shut. 596 00:29:07,558 --> 00:29:09,091 Thanks. 597 00:29:11,963 --> 00:29:13,829 I mean, I'm really gonna try. 598 00:29:13,831 --> 00:29:15,931 I am. 599 00:29:15,933 --> 00:29:18,734 I hope I can. 600 00:29:18,736 --> 00:29:21,670 I don't know. I just get so lonely, 601 00:29:21,672 --> 00:29:24,540 and well... 602 00:29:24,542 --> 00:29:27,610 Sorry to be crass here, but... 603 00:29:27,612 --> 00:29:29,178 Horny. 604 00:29:29,180 --> 00:29:30,446 Too. 605 00:29:30,448 --> 00:29:32,248 I just want to shoot my mouth off. 606 00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:35,450 Talk and talk until I'm... 607 00:29:37,488 --> 00:29:39,155 Satisfied. 608 00:29:51,335 --> 00:29:53,358 Can we just get it over with, okay? 609 00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:55,183 All right, hey, hey. 610 00:29:55,284 --> 00:29:59,144 I'm not some wham, bam, thank you ma'am. 611 00:29:59,362 --> 00:30:02,597 You know? I need a little romance. 612 00:30:17,971 --> 00:30:19,337 Mom. 613 00:30:19,338 --> 00:30:22,273 Hi, honey. I thought you were asleep. 614 00:30:22,275 --> 00:30:24,775 And... here it is! 615 00:30:24,777 --> 00:30:26,343 Found it. 616 00:30:26,345 --> 00:30:29,146 He lost some change in the couch so I was... 617 00:30:29,148 --> 00:30:30,581 just helping him find it. 618 00:30:30,583 --> 00:30:33,117 - Thanks, thank you. - Yeah, no problem. 619 00:30:33,119 --> 00:30:35,853 Sadie, honey, this is my, 620 00:30:35,855 --> 00:30:40,090 Boomer. I work with him at work. 621 00:30:40,092 --> 00:30:41,325 - Hi. - You know, so, 622 00:30:41,327 --> 00:30:42,860 but he has to go now. 623 00:30:42,862 --> 00:30:45,462 Because he was... he has to... 624 00:30:45,464 --> 00:30:47,998 Use quarters on the vending machines, I was gonna... 625 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,435 and maybe fill a meter or two, you know, surprise someone. 626 00:30:51,437 --> 00:30:53,871 - Hey, that's nice. - Yeah, pay it forward. 627 00:30:53,873 --> 00:30:56,140 - Or whatever. - Just go. 628 00:30:58,277 --> 00:31:00,811 You know... 629 00:31:00,813 --> 00:31:04,148 Since I have all this bus fare now, 630 00:31:04,150 --> 00:31:06,183 I'll probably be back real soon. 631 00:31:13,292 --> 00:31:15,025 Morning. 632 00:31:19,165 --> 00:31:21,999 I'm gonna need the PINs and passcodes to the accounts. 633 00:31:22,001 --> 00:31:26,303 Mortgage, bank, credit cards. 634 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,874 It's "2fast2furious." 635 00:31:29,876 --> 00:31:31,342 It's the number two. 636 00:31:31,344 --> 00:31:32,910 You know, like the movie. 637 00:31:32,912 --> 00:31:35,346 I know it's a movie. 638 00:31:35,348 --> 00:31:37,581 That's for all of them? 639 00:31:37,583 --> 00:31:39,850 Yeah. 640 00:31:39,852 --> 00:31:41,385 I handled the mortgage. 641 00:31:41,387 --> 00:31:43,487 But how'd you do that? 642 00:31:43,489 --> 00:31:46,156 I handled it because you couldn't. 643 00:31:46,158 --> 00:31:49,526 And this thing that we do... 644 00:31:49,528 --> 00:31:52,596 Where you bring home the bacon, and I don't ask any questions, 645 00:31:52,598 --> 00:31:55,032 that's... that's over. 646 00:31:55,034 --> 00:31:57,368 Does that mean we get to stay in the house? 647 00:31:57,370 --> 00:32:00,237 It means I get to stay in the house with the kids. 648 00:32:00,239 --> 00:32:02,339 You get to go to a motel. 649 00:32:02,341 --> 00:32:04,241 Your clothes are in the car. 650 00:32:07,079 --> 00:32:08,545 Still no leads on last week's 651 00:32:08,547 --> 00:32:10,681 armed robbery of Fine and Frugal. 652 00:32:10,683 --> 00:32:12,549 - A rep from the local police... - You don't think it's weird? 653 00:32:12,551 --> 00:32:14,218 What? 654 00:32:14,220 --> 00:32:16,053 Our GoFundMe page has been up for years. 655 00:32:16,055 --> 00:32:18,522 Some anonymous donor rolls in now with all that cash? 656 00:32:18,524 --> 00:32:21,191 It's a miracle. 657 00:32:21,193 --> 00:32:23,294 Why question it? 658 00:32:32,238 --> 00:32:34,305 See this? 659 00:32:34,307 --> 00:32:35,572 I do. 660 00:32:35,574 --> 00:32:38,142 Yeah, yeah? 661 00:32:43,115 --> 00:32:45,582 - Our girl's coming back. - Yeah. 662 00:32:47,420 --> 00:32:49,620 Hey, okay, bruiser. 663 00:32:49,622 --> 00:32:51,455 All right, ease up now. You got him. 664 00:32:51,457 --> 00:32:53,490 Look at you. 665 00:32:55,261 --> 00:32:59,263 Hey, buddy, what's wrong? 666 00:32:59,265 --> 00:33:00,965 You need to go potty? 667 00:33:00,967 --> 00:33:02,399 Need to peepee? 668 00:33:02,401 --> 00:33:05,669 Nah, he's good. 669 00:33:05,671 --> 00:33:07,571 We already took him out. 670 00:33:10,176 --> 00:33:13,344 - What do you want? - Relax, sweetheart. 671 00:33:13,346 --> 00:33:15,112 I just need you to call your lady friends 672 00:33:15,114 --> 00:33:17,948 over so we can all have... 673 00:33:17,950 --> 00:33:19,283 A little talk. 674 00:33:19,285 --> 00:33:20,651 About what? 675 00:33:20,653 --> 00:33:23,153 About the money you stole from us. 676 00:33:27,321 --> 00:33:29,758 Yo, this backsplash is dope. 677 00:33:29,821 --> 00:33:31,586 What's that made out of, marble? 678 00:33:32,306 --> 00:33:34,940 Yo, you ever get any problems with staining back here? 679 00:33:34,965 --> 00:33:36,698 Like if you cookin' a big pot of spaghetti sauce 680 00:33:36,700 --> 00:33:38,613 or something like that? 681 00:33:38,869 --> 00:33:40,702 No, I don't think so. 682 00:33:40,704 --> 00:33:42,204 No? 683 00:33:43,641 --> 00:33:45,941 We didn't know you owned the store. 684 00:33:49,547 --> 00:33:53,315 I look like some kind of grocery store manager to you? 685 00:33:53,317 --> 00:33:56,285 What, like Rotary Club or somethin'? 686 00:33:56,287 --> 00:33:58,554 Nah, let's just say that we got certain "arrangements" 687 00:33:58,556 --> 00:34:00,689 with some local businesses. 688 00:34:00,691 --> 00:34:03,325 I mean, we help each other out and what not, you know? 689 00:34:03,327 --> 00:34:05,794 Like money laundering for drugs? 690 00:34:05,796 --> 00:34:07,663 Told you it was shady. 691 00:34:07,665 --> 00:34:09,498 Why don't you stop worrying about my business dealings 692 00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:12,000 and start figuring how you gonna pay me my money back. 693 00:34:12,002 --> 00:34:13,135 We can get it back. 694 00:34:13,137 --> 00:34:14,636 That'd be great. 695 00:34:14,638 --> 00:34:17,005 Most of it. 696 00:34:17,007 --> 00:34:19,408 - Sorry, what? - Some of it for sure. 697 00:34:21,278 --> 00:34:23,845 What, like you guys didn't spend a dime? 698 00:34:23,847 --> 00:34:25,280 - How much, Annie? - I don't know. 699 00:34:25,282 --> 00:34:27,950 I don't know, I probably spent like... like 100. 700 00:34:27,952 --> 00:34:30,018 - Grand. - What? 701 00:34:30,020 --> 00:34:31,687 I'm gonna shoot you myself. 702 00:34:31,689 --> 00:34:35,724 Nah, you just gonna pay me back is all. 703 00:34:35,726 --> 00:34:39,061 And right quick too. With interest. 704 00:34:41,632 --> 00:34:45,601 So... see you real soon, yeah? 705 00:34:45,603 --> 00:34:48,704 You know, you really got to be careful, ladies. 706 00:34:48,706 --> 00:34:50,806 I mean, with citrus on marble, 707 00:34:50,808 --> 00:34:52,674 like lemon and whatnot, 708 00:34:52,676 --> 00:34:54,476 that stuff will erode like crazy. 709 00:34:57,948 --> 00:34:59,681 Why can't Daddy come home? 710 00:34:59,683 --> 00:35:02,251 Your Daddy and I love you so much. 711 00:35:02,253 --> 00:35:03,819 And I know it's confusing. 712 00:35:03,821 --> 00:35:05,287 Daddy's got to stay here while he and I work on 713 00:35:05,289 --> 00:35:06,622 some grown up stuff. 714 00:35:06,624 --> 00:35:08,056 You can have whatever candy you want 715 00:35:08,058 --> 00:35:09,157 from the vending machines, okay? 716 00:35:09,159 --> 00:35:10,459 Yay! 717 00:35:10,461 --> 00:35:11,793 - Hey. - Pick the kids up from school 718 00:35:11,795 --> 00:35:13,328 and bring them straight back here. 719 00:35:13,330 --> 00:35:14,396 Don't go to the park or anywhere. 720 00:35:14,398 --> 00:35:15,964 I can't have the kids here. 721 00:35:15,966 --> 00:35:17,266 - I've got like one twin bed. - You have to. 722 00:35:17,268 --> 00:35:19,901 You just have to. 723 00:35:19,903 --> 00:35:21,336 What's going on? 724 00:35:21,338 --> 00:35:22,971 - I can't tell you. - Wait, stop. 725 00:35:22,973 --> 00:35:24,973 Are you okay? 726 00:35:24,975 --> 00:35:27,342 Just take care of my babies. 727 00:35:30,714 --> 00:35:33,081 Hey, who wants... who wants pizza? 728 00:35:33,083 --> 00:35:35,050 - I do! - Yay! Me! Me! 729 00:35:37,921 --> 00:35:39,221 I would have picked you up 730 00:35:39,223 --> 00:35:41,123 down the block, but your cell was off. 731 00:35:41,992 --> 00:35:45,127 Where's the Porsche? 732 00:35:45,129 --> 00:35:46,895 I sold it. 733 00:35:46,897 --> 00:35:48,530 I had to. 734 00:35:50,567 --> 00:35:52,668 Is that a cassette deck? 735 00:35:52,670 --> 00:35:53,802 What? 736 00:35:53,804 --> 00:35:56,772 And manual roll down windows? 737 00:35:56,774 --> 00:35:59,541 Yas, queen. 738 00:35:59,543 --> 00:36:02,611 Cloth interior. Nice. 739 00:36:02,613 --> 00:36:04,146 Leather burns your ass. 740 00:36:04,148 --> 00:36:05,881 How'd you get to be so awesome? 741 00:36:05,883 --> 00:36:07,916 I don't ride in Porsches. 742 00:36:25,002 --> 00:36:26,902 Who is it? 743 00:36:29,807 --> 00:36:32,007 I said, who is it? 744 00:36:32,976 --> 00:36:34,910 Me. 745 00:36:34,912 --> 00:36:37,179 Stan! 746 00:36:37,181 --> 00:36:39,081 What the hell are you doing? 747 00:36:39,083 --> 00:36:40,349 I want an alarm system, 748 00:36:40,351 --> 00:36:42,217 and you... please fix the back gate. 749 00:36:42,219 --> 00:36:45,087 - I said I would. - Yeah, you said it. 750 00:36:45,089 --> 00:36:46,688 But it just sits there wide open. 751 00:36:46,690 --> 00:36:48,557 You got your bat out. 752 00:36:48,559 --> 00:36:50,025 You know you could have gotten a knife out the drawer, baby. 753 00:36:50,027 --> 00:36:51,460 All right, all right. 754 00:36:51,462 --> 00:36:52,694 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - God. 755 00:36:52,696 --> 00:36:53,962 Calm down. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 756 00:36:53,964 --> 00:36:55,097 You scared? Your hearts beating. 757 00:36:55,099 --> 00:36:57,733 Come here. Breathe. Breathe. 758 00:36:57,735 --> 00:36:59,534 What'd I tell you? 759 00:36:59,536 --> 00:37:03,638 All this right here is all the security you need, baby. 760 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,607 You don't need no Wiffle bat. 761 00:37:05,609 --> 00:37:07,376 - Is that so? - Yeah, that's so. 762 00:37:07,378 --> 00:37:12,013 Because your man here... hold on. 763 00:37:12,015 --> 00:37:13,582 Is no longer gonna be trailing teenagers 764 00:37:13,584 --> 00:37:15,717 at the Great Steak N' Fry. 765 00:37:18,322 --> 00:37:19,554 You applied to the police academy? 766 00:37:19,556 --> 00:37:21,289 I did. 767 00:37:21,291 --> 00:37:24,960 Yeah, I didn't tell you in case I got rejected. 768 00:37:24,962 --> 00:37:27,396 Brother ain't get rejected. 769 00:37:30,868 --> 00:37:33,368 Aw, Detroit's finest, baby. 770 00:37:33,370 --> 00:37:35,971 Protect and serve. Give me some. 771 00:37:44,615 --> 00:37:46,581 - Where are we at? - Short. 772 00:37:46,583 --> 00:37:49,184 - By how much? - Over 60 grand. 773 00:37:51,789 --> 00:37:53,588 What about the car? 774 00:37:53,590 --> 00:37:54,756 I took it back. 775 00:37:54,758 --> 00:37:56,458 Lost over half its value, BTdubs. 776 00:37:56,460 --> 00:37:57,592 Well, maybe you shouldn't have 777 00:37:57,594 --> 00:37:58,860 bought it in the first place. 778 00:37:58,862 --> 00:38:00,362 My, what a helpful contribution. 779 00:38:00,364 --> 00:38:01,830 Let me just grab my time machine. 780 00:38:01,832 --> 00:38:04,499 My God, we should just go to the police. 781 00:38:04,501 --> 00:38:06,101 Wait. What? 782 00:38:06,103 --> 00:38:08,069 We haven't done anything that bad yet. 783 00:38:08,071 --> 00:38:10,539 - We don't have records. - Yes, now we do. 784 00:38:10,541 --> 00:38:12,207 If we just explain to them that... 785 00:38:12,209 --> 00:38:14,242 Explain what? That we meant well? 786 00:38:14,244 --> 00:38:15,544 Gee, officer, we're sorry, 787 00:38:15,546 --> 00:38:17,245 we didn't mean to piss off the gang. 788 00:38:17,247 --> 00:38:18,680 We just wanted to rob the grocery store. 789 00:38:18,682 --> 00:38:21,283 Okay, I'm just trying not to die, okay? 790 00:38:21,285 --> 00:38:23,985 - If you have a better plan... - Actually, yes, I do. 791 00:38:23,987 --> 00:38:25,587 We should take it from somewhere else. 792 00:38:25,589 --> 00:38:27,255 We'll just steal it, and then we'll pay them back. 793 00:38:27,257 --> 00:38:28,990 And then we'll just put the whole thing to bed. 794 00:38:28,992 --> 00:38:31,359 Bitch, are you out of your mind? 795 00:38:31,361 --> 00:38:32,360 - Enough! - That's the best 796 00:38:32,362 --> 00:38:34,930 - possible plan. - Enough! 797 00:38:34,932 --> 00:38:36,431 Enough. 798 00:38:37,901 --> 00:38:41,002 We're gonna get that money. We're gonna figure it out. 799 00:38:41,004 --> 00:38:43,972 Because we are strong and we are resourceful. 800 00:38:43,974 --> 00:38:47,576 And we've accomplished way harder than this. 801 00:38:47,578 --> 00:38:49,978 I once made 300 damn cupcakes in one night, 802 00:38:49,980 --> 00:38:51,847 and they were both nut and gluten free. 803 00:38:51,849 --> 00:38:53,615 Kid still had an allergy attack. 804 00:38:53,617 --> 00:38:56,518 And you don't always have to fact check me, okay? 805 00:38:59,389 --> 00:39:01,823 I'm gonna take a shower. 806 00:39:01,825 --> 00:39:04,759 I smell like booze and crime. 807 00:39:09,399 --> 00:39:11,700 I'll call you tomorrow. 808 00:39:31,288 --> 00:39:33,121 Come on. 809 00:39:33,123 --> 00:39:34,923 - I... - Bad time? 810 00:39:34,925 --> 00:39:37,058 - Very. - Hey. 811 00:39:37,060 --> 00:39:39,561 Come on. Don't be rude. 812 00:39:39,563 --> 00:39:41,863 God. Boomer, you're wasted. 813 00:39:41,865 --> 00:39:44,966 You know I was just thinking about how we didn't finish... 814 00:39:44,968 --> 00:39:47,569 - What we started. - Boomer, it's not... stop. 815 00:39:47,571 --> 00:39:48,670 - Stop. - What? 816 00:39:52,009 --> 00:39:53,408 Why don't we just have a little bit 817 00:39:53,410 --> 00:39:55,610 - of fun... - Boomer, hey, hey, stop! 818 00:39:55,612 --> 00:39:57,012 My sister is here! 819 00:39:57,014 --> 00:39:58,780 Yeah? Is she hot? 820 00:40:02,853 --> 00:40:04,486 I'll be fast, I promise. 821 00:40:05,923 --> 00:40:07,188 Did you just hit me? 822 00:40:13,997 --> 00:40:15,397 No! 823 00:40:16,433 --> 00:40:19,067 Stop! No! 824 00:40:19,069 --> 00:40:20,635 - You're hurting me! - That's how you like it, 825 00:40:20,637 --> 00:40:22,170 - right, tough girl? - Stop, no! 826 00:40:22,172 --> 00:40:23,572 Come on, you can rob a store, right? 827 00:40:23,574 --> 00:40:24,806 Get off of her! 828 00:40:24,808 --> 00:40:26,575 Whoa. Hey. 829 00:40:26,577 --> 00:40:28,176 Hey, hey. Easy. 830 00:40:28,178 --> 00:40:30,879 All right, no need to get upset. 831 00:40:30,881 --> 00:40:32,847 All right? No need to get upset. 832 00:40:32,849 --> 00:40:36,651 Do I look upset? Why would I be upset? 833 00:40:36,653 --> 00:40:38,219 'Cause every man in the world 834 00:40:38,221 --> 00:40:40,221 thinks he can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants. 835 00:40:40,223 --> 00:40:42,123 Okay, okay, hey, we were just having a little bit of fun. 836 00:40:42,125 --> 00:40:43,592 - All right? - Is that was that was? 837 00:40:43,594 --> 00:40:45,460 'Cause you see... 838 00:40:45,462 --> 00:40:48,029 When a lady screams "stop" 839 00:40:48,031 --> 00:40:49,497 it is usually because she is 840 00:40:49,499 --> 00:40:51,833 not having the time of her life. 841 00:40:51,835 --> 00:40:54,302 But what do I know? 842 00:40:54,304 --> 00:40:56,905 Now you're gonna pull up your pants, 843 00:40:56,907 --> 00:41:00,375 and you are gonna get the hell out of here. 844 00:41:00,377 --> 00:41:02,711 Get out! 845 00:41:05,882 --> 00:41:10,652 Is that a... toy gun? 846 00:41:10,654 --> 00:41:12,354 No. 847 00:41:15,492 --> 00:41:18,093 Yeah, it is. 848 00:41:18,095 --> 00:41:20,128 No, it's not. 849 00:41:22,366 --> 00:41:24,299 Okay, then. 850 00:41:26,269 --> 00:41:28,203 Shoot me. 851 00:41:36,246 --> 00:41:39,714 Stupid bitches. 852 00:41:39,716 --> 00:41:41,650 - You're going down. - Boomer. 853 00:41:41,652 --> 00:41:43,518 Boomer, please, please. You need money, right? 854 00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:44,953 - We can get you money. - No, I'm turning you in. 855 00:41:44,955 --> 00:41:47,222 - Boomer, please, please. - You know how fast 856 00:41:47,224 --> 00:41:48,990 they're gonna lock you up? 857 00:41:48,992 --> 00:41:50,625 - And take away your loser kid? - No, Boomer. Please. 858 00:41:50,627 --> 00:41:52,327 Yeah, your dumb-ass sister too. 859 00:41:52,329 --> 00:41:55,630 The two of you are so done. You're gonna rot in jail. 860 00:41:55,632 --> 00:41:59,034 You think you're so much better than everyone. 861 00:41:59,036 --> 00:42:00,702 Well, now you are finished. 862 00:42:00,704 --> 00:42:02,437 - It is over! - No, please. 863 00:42:04,941 --> 00:42:06,574 My God. 864 00:42:06,576 --> 00:42:09,110 God. You've... 865 00:42:14,151 --> 00:42:17,252 My... my... 866 00:42:21,191 --> 00:42:23,491 Is he? 867 00:42:23,493 --> 00:42:25,493 He's not. 868 00:42:25,495 --> 00:42:28,396 No. 869 00:42:28,398 --> 00:42:31,199 Are you sure? 870 00:42:31,201 --> 00:42:32,801 No. 871 00:42:35,138 --> 00:42:37,272 What do we do now? 872 00:42:38,909 --> 00:42:40,909 Well, we're not going to the police. 873 00:42:41,020 --> 00:42:44,621 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 874 00:42:45,305 --> 00:42:51,512 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org60680

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