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Ross, when's this comet thing start?
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Well, technically, it started
7 billion years ago.
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RACHEL: No, no.
JOEY: Oh, God.
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Okay. Fine, I'll stop.
No teaching, okay?
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We'll just watch the pretty light
streaking across the sky.
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- Okay?
CHANDLER: Okay.
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Whose official name is Bapstein-King.
Okay! Okay!
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There it is. Oh, look at that!
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Isn't Mother Nature amazing?
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That's a plane.
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Well, all right, 1700 bags
of peanuts flying that high...
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...that's pretty amazing too.
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- I wonder if you can see my apartment.
- No, you can't.
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- What?
- I don't know.
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Man, look at all those stars.
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Infinite space. It really makes you
wonder, doesn't it?
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- Know what else makes you wonder?
- Huh?
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Check out the rack on that chick.
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We've been out here for two hours...
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...and we haven't seen any
stupid comets. Can we go now?
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I mean, Chandler's getting chilly.
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No, I'm not.
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Then why are you wearing
Monica's jacket?
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Because it's flattering!
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Come on, Monica. Come on, Monica.
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- We're taking off too. We rented a movie.
- Oh, I won't say no to a movie.
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Oh, Pheebs, we just actually
wanted to be alone.
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- Shh. Get me out of here.
RACHEL: Oh, okay.
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- Hey, Ross.
- What?
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- Check this out.
- Is it the comet?
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No. Look, there's a bug
stuck in tar right here.
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I can't believe...
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I bring you to see
the Bapstein-King comet...
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...one of nature's
most spectacular phenomena...
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...and all you care about are bugs
stuck in tar and some woman.
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You know, there's two women, dude.
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Show me where.
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Right... Right up here.
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Joey, where's the pipe
that was holding the door open?
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I don't know.
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Yeah, I do.
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- Joey!
- What? Hey, don't look at me!
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You wanted to come up here and look
for some stupid Burger King comet.
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It's called the
Bapstein-King comet, okay?
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Hey, Bapstein was a very
well-respected astronomer from...
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No! No!
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No!
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- Monica.
- She's sleeping.
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I know. Just a quick question.
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Which one was Deep Impact
and which one was Armageddon?
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Deep Impact was the one
with Robert Duvall.
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Armageddon is what's going
to happen to you if you wake me up.
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Sorry, I just can't sleep.
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Ooh!
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Where's that book you're reading
with two women who are ice-skating...
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...and wearing those hats
with the flowers on it.
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Because every time I look
at that cover, I'm like:
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[SNORES]
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It's in the living room,
where there's also a light...
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...and no one will
kick you in the shin.
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What?
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Ow!
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[SMOKE ALARM BEEPING]
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Please don't be a spaceship.
Please don't be a spaceship.
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Oh, thank God.
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[BEEPS]
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Hm.
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[BEEPS]
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How could you be beeping?
I just disconnected you!
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I took out your battery! How can...?
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[BEEPS]
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Don't interrupt me!
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ROSS:
Monica! Monica!
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JOEY:
Come on!
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I can't believe this!
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All right, well, I guess we know
what we have to do to get down.
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Yeah, I guess we don't have a choice.
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Help us! Please, help us!
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We're stuck up on the roof,
and we can't get down!
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Ross.
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I was thinking we'd just
go down the fire escape.
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I know. I wasn't finished.
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But don't worry!
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We're gonna go down the fire escape!
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Shh-shh-shh!
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I'm sorry, I thought I'd make some
warm milk and it would help me sleep.
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With a wok?
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I thought my boring book was gonna
put you to sleep.
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It got interesting.
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Damn you, Oprah!
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Here, let me make the milk.
I'm up anyway.
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You know what we could do
now that we're up?
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We could just talk
to each other all night long.
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Like when we were first going out.
It'd be fun.
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- Okay, that does sound fun.
- Yeah.
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So how bummed were you
when the second sister died, huh?
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The second sister dies?!
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No.
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No, I was talking
about the book I was reading.
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The second sister dies in
Archie and Jughead Double Digest?
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That's correct.
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Want to go in the bedroom?
It's more comfortable.
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- Sure.
- Okay.
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Oh, wait, did you send
those contracts to Milan?
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- If this is your idea of sexy talk...
- No.
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Seriously. Did you overnight
the contracts I gave you?
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What contracts?
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Please tell me this is just one
of your jokes that I don't get. Heh, heh.
109
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Like what?
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Like the thing when you
put the phone in your pants?
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[LAUGHS]
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Tag, I'm serious.
This isn't funny.
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Those contracts had to go out today.
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You didn't give me any contracts.
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Yes, I did. I put a little
Post-it on it that said:
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"Must go out today," and I
underlined "today" three times.
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Then I put a little heart in the corner
because I didn't wanna seem too bossy.
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You never gave them to me.
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If we went to the office, you would see
those contracts sitting on your desk.
120
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No, I'd see you looking embarrassed
because they are not on my desk.
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Maybe I'm embarrassed because you
talk on the phone with your crotch.
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- You want to go to the office now?
- No.
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Come on, it's late.
We're not going down to the office.
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Yeah, I understand. I wouldn't
want to be proved wrong either.
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All right, get your coat!
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Oh! When did you unhook this?
Nice work!
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It won't go down any further.
It's stuck.
128
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We'll just have to jump.
129
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Yep. Now, we're gonna have
to make sure to land...
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...to the right of that
patch of ice, okay?
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Not hit the dumpster
on the other side.
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And try to avoid that weird
brownish-red stuff in the middle.
133
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So when you get down there...
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...you go up to the roof
and you let me in.
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00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:04,686
- Whoa. Wait a minute. I have to do it?
- Yeah. You'll be fine.
136
00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:07,522
It'll be just like
bungee jumping, you know?
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But instead of bouncing back up,
you won't.
138
00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:17,365
Well, what if I smack
my head on the concrete?
139
00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:21,077
Well, I'm not gonna lie to you, Joey.
It's a possibility.
140
00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:27,709
I don't know. Tell you what,
let's flip to see who does it.
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00:10:27,918 --> 00:10:31,254
- You call it in the air, all right?
- Oh, all right. Tail. Oh!
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- Can you see what it is?
- No.
143
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- Okay. Well, you be careful.
- No. No, Ross, stop.
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I'm not jumping.
145
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:47,604
Look, I have an audition tomorrow,
and I can't go if I break my leg.
146
00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:52,442
Well, I'm not jumping. I have a son.
He won't have a father if I die.
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So it looks like we're even.
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[SMOKE ALARM BEEPING]
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Okay, so this wire...
150
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:06,748
...is connected to this wire,
which plugs into here.
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00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:10,710
Okay, so to get the beeping to stop,
all I have to do...
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[BEEPING CONTINUES]
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Okay.
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[BEEPING STOPS]
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Well done, Pheebs.
156
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[CONTINUOUS BEEPING]
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What do you want from me?!
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Here's your milk.
What should we talk about?
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What? What? What?
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Oh, were you sleeping, sweetie?
I'm sorry. Here.
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Okay. Feel free to look...
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...but I'm telling you
those contracts are not on this desk.
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How could you know?
Look at this mess, Tag.
164
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:04,973
This is what I'm talking about.
You have to be more organized.
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You've got newspapers,
you've got magazines, you... Oh!
166
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And who's this chippy?
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A little young for you, but whatever.
168
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That's my sister.
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Really? Very cute braces.
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00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:24,242
Anyway, you know what?
The point is, Tag, start looking...
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...because you're gonna find
those contracts on your desk.
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So when do you imagine you gave
them to me? Morning or afternoon?
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In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner
came into my office after lunch...
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...he put them on my desk,
and then I put a Post-it on it...
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...that said:
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"Must go out today."
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So you just keep looking
in there, all right?
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Not here.
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Puzzler.
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Bit of a puzzle.
181
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Why don't you check the copy room?
Maybe the contracts are in there.
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- How could I have left them in the copy room?
- I don't know.
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How can your genitals
make phone calls?
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Okay? It's not a perfect world.
Just go, please?
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- Fine.
- Thank you.
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Hello?
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I still don't get it.
188
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You still awake?
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Yeah. You?
190
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You do know that was me
that just said that, right?
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Hey.
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As long as we're both up...
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Yeah?
194
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:15,603
I hope you're not thinking
about cleaning the living room.
195
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Man, I'm starving. What the hell
was I thinking at dinner?
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"Do you want soup or salad?"
Both, always order both.
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You know, I'm looking,
and I don't think anyone's home here.
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00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,791
I say we just break the window...
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...crawl through...
200
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...and you know, explain later.
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- No one's home?
- I don't think so.
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00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,299
Hello?
203
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[DOG BARKING]
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So when you get in there...
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[SMOKE ALARM BEEPING]
206
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:05,153
Okay. This is where
you and I part ways.
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Noisy bitch!
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Oh, what? What are you doing?
209
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Do you know what just happened?
210
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Yeah. We had sex
and then we fell asleep.
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No. We were in the middle of sex...
212
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...and you fell asleep.
213
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No. No, that's not true.
214
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No, best time ever.
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Yeah. You rock my world.
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- Monica?
- What?
217
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I was giving you some of
my best moves, and you missed it.
218
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So please wake up
so we can do it right.
219
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Okay. Okay. I'm ready.
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- Come on, big fella.
- Okay.
221
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- Give me the good stuff.
- Yeah.
222
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No, no, no. Don't fall asleep.
223
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:13,096
Okay, I'm going
to make you some coffee.
224
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:19,394
Well, I probably won't spill coffee
grounds all over the kitchen floor.
225
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:21,229
Okay, I'm up. I'm up.
226
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:27,735
Hi. I got you some coffee to...
227
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So you got anything for me?
228
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- Still no luck.
- Oh, my God.
229
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You checked your entire desk
and all the drawers?
230
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- Want me to check again?
- I wish you would.
231
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Well, no, it's not in there.
232
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How about that drawer?
233
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Well, it's not out here.
Any chance it could be in your office?
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I don't know.
235
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I mean, let me check.
236
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Any luck?
237
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:20,163
Can I see you in my office for a minute?
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Yeah.
239
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You found them!
240
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I'm not even gonna gloat.
241
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- I'm just really relieved it's...
- You put these on my desk.
242
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- I did not.
- Oh, really?
243
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So they slid out of your bottom drawer...
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00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,973
...crawled across the floor,
then jumped onto my desk?
245
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,976
How did you know
they were in my bottom drawer?
246
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,775
I am so hot for you right now.
247
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,154
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
248
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:58,326
[SMOKE ALARM BEEPING]
249
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:05,583
Oh, my God!
How did you get back here?
250
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,585
MAN:
Phoebe Buffay?
251
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,756
Fire Alarm?
252
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:20,723
Oh, hi, Officer Fireman.
Can I help you?
253
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,850
Your fire alarm was in the trash.
254
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,936
- That's not mine.
- Yes, it is.
255
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,104
How do you know?
256
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:29,232
If you dump a fire alarm,
don't use a blanket that says:
257
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:32,401
"Property of Phoebe Buffay,
not Monica."
258
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:35,113
Do you have a search warrant?
259
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:38,783
Because the last time I checked,
this was still America.
260
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,912
Please reattach it.
It's against the law to disconnect them.
261
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:47,208
Fine. But please, God, tell me
how to stop it from going off?
262
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,001
Press the reset button.
263
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:52,839
There's a reset button?
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
264
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:55,925
Oh. There's a reset button?
265
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:58,177
My God!
266
00:18:58,428 --> 00:18:59,971
Why didn't I see that?
267
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,722
[SMOKE ALARM BEEPING]
268
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,976
Reset button. Reset button.
269
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:08,396
Where is there a reset button?
Oh, here it is! Oh!
270
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,566
[SMOKE ALARM CONTINUES BEEPING]
271
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,994
God!
272
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,667
- Okay, you have a good grip?
- Yeah.
273
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,712
Okay, I'm gonna start
to climb down you now.
274
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:37,675
- All right, just hurry up.
- Okay.
275
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:41,304
Now, should I climb down your front
so we're face to face...
276
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:45,016
...or should I climb down
your back so we're...
277
00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:46,976
...butt to face?
278
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,688
- Face to face.
- I like face to face.
279
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,400
- Okay, here I come.
- All right.
280
00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,364
Oh, my... How much do you weigh, Ross?
281
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:06,495
I prefer not to answer that right now.
I'm still carrying a little holiday weight.
282
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:13,127
[ROSS GRUNTS]
283
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:16,339
When we talked about face to face...
284
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:19,425
...I don't think we thought it
all the way through.
285
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,888
- What do you want me to do?
- Just shimmy down me and drop.
286
00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:30,686
- Hi.
- Hi.
287
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:36,067
You know, maybe I should hang,
and you should climb down me.
288
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:39,862
Yeah? Maybe we should talk
about that for a little while!
289
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:44,992
- It still looks pretty far.
- It's not that far. Just drop.
290
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,953
Do not rush me!
291
00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:50,831
[BOTH GRUNTING]
292
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:59,715
Ross, my pants are starting to come down,
and I'm not wearing any underwear.
293
00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:02,843
ROSS:
Whoa!
294
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,053
[THUDS]
295
00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:07,807
Ow! My ankle!
I really hurt my ankle!
296
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:11,560
I think I twisted it when...
Ooh, a quarter!
297
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,777
That really was
some of your best work.
298
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,195
I told you.
299
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:22,697
[SNAPS FINGERS]]
300
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:26,492
I can't believe it.
301
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:30,830
I've only got two hours
until I call in sick for work.
302
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,332
I have to be up in seven minutes.
303
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:38,546
Well, you're not gonna believe this,
but if you have seven minutes...
304
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:40,840
Really?
305
00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:42,758
You want to?
306
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:46,429
Okay. You get the vacuum cleaner.
I'll get the furniture polish.
307
00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:54,645
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