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Oh. Mm.
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- Hi.
CHANDLER: Hey.
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You have got to try this cheesecake.
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Oh, you know,
I'm not that much of a sweet tooth...
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[GROANS]
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- Oh, my God, it's so creamy.
- Oh.
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Oh, my God. That's the best
cheesecake I've ever had.
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Where did you get this?
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It was at the front door when I got home.
Somebody sent it to us.
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Chandler, this isn't addressed to you.
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This is addressed
to Mrs. Braverman downstairs.
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[GASPS]
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Thief.
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I didn't read the box before I opened it...
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...and you can't return a box
after you opened it.
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- Why not?
- Because it's too delicious.
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Chandler, you stole this cheesecake.
That is wrong.
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No, no, no, it is going to be okay...
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...because Mrs. Braverman
is gonna send away for a free one.
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And that way, we all win.
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The only losers are the
big cheesecake conglomerate:
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"Mama's Little Bakery."
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I feel terrible.
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I'm a horrible, horrible, horrible person.
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Well, I'm sorry, what?
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I should get going. Big day at work.
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You know how I'm in a coma?
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Today they do a test on me and it
turns out I'm not brain-dead.
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So...
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Ah-ah, Mr. Smarty-Pants.
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It's just my character
that's not brain-dead.
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Pheebs, still on for tonight?
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- Absolutely. Okay.
- All right, I'll see you at 8.
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Oh, what's at 8?
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Oh, I have dinner plans with Joey.
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We get together about once
a month to discuss the rest of you guys.
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Wow. Did not know that.
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May I say how lovely you look today?
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Duly noted.
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Oh, so for tomorrow...
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...do you want to rent a car
and drive down together or what?
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What are you talking about?
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Cousin Frannie's wedding.
It's tomorrow night.
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You were invited?
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No.
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Oh, my God, I can't believe this.
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I knew Mom and Dad were invited.
I thought that was it.
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I mean, from the ages of 7 to 9,
Frannie and I were inseparable.
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Well, maybe since the age of 9,
Frannie's made some new friends.
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Look, it's probably just a mistake.
Let me call Aunt Cheryl, okay?
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Maybe you are invited and the invitation
just got lost in the mail.
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Yeah, well, you call her and tell her
that, you know, when we were kids...
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...her precious little Frannie
tried to undress me several times, okay?
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If I hadn't stopped her, there probably
wouldn't be a wedding to go to.
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She tried to undress me too.
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I used to undress my cousin Glenn.
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Joseph Francis Tribbiani,
are you home yet?
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Um, I think he's still out.
What's wrong?
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Well, I'll tell you, Rachel Karen Green.
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I had plans with Joey tonight,
and he left me this note.
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"Pheebs, can't make it.
Got a date. Talk to you later.
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Big Daddy."
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- "Big Daddy"?
- Oh, that's a nickname we were trying out.
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Hey, you know what nickname
never caught on? "The Ross-a-tron."
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- Hey.
- Oh, here's Joseph Francis.
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Whoa, what are you
middle-naming me for?
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I left you a note.
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So what? That doesn't give you
the right to ditch me.
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Hey, you can cancel plans with friends
if there's a possibility for sex.
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Phoebe, he's right. That is the rule.
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I don't accept this rule.
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When we make plans,
I expect you to show up.
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Okay, I can't just be a way to kill time
till you meet someone better.
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You know, boyfriends and girlfriends
are gonna come and go, but this is for life.
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Wow. I'm so sorry. I had no idea
it would bother you this much.
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Well, it does.
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Okay, can I make it up to you? Huh?
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I'm sorry.
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How about dinner tomorrow night?
I'll pay for myself.
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Okay, you wore me down.
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Joe, while you're over there, how about
another beer for "The Ross-a-tron"?
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"Ross..." Is that back?
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- Hi.
- The other cheesecake came.
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They delivered it
to the wrong address again.
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So just bring it back downstairs.
What's the problem?
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I can't seem to say goodbye.
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Are you serious? Chandler,
we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago...
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...and you want more?
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Well, I've forgotten
what it tastes like, okay?
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It was cheesecake. It was fine.
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It had a buttery, crumbly,
graham-cracker crust...
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...with a very rich...
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...yet light cream-cheese filling.
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Wow, my whole mouth
just filled with saliva. Ahem.
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Know what? Forget it.
We are just hungry.
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We have not had lunch.
We are just lightheaded.
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So let us go out and have lunch
and forget about the cheesecake.
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We'll drop it off downstairs
so we're not tempted.
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Where do you wanna go to lunch?
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Mama's Little Bakery, Chicago, Illinois.
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Aw.
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Mel Tormé died.
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Joey, that paper's like a year old.
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Oh, does that mean
the Sam Goody's sale is over?
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- Hey.
JOEY: Hey.
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So I finally heard back
from Aunt Cheryl...
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...and apparently it wasn't a mistake.
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Uh, there's limited seating in the hall...
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Limited seating?
I am just one tiny person.
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Yeah, but she doesn't know that.
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I mean, the last time she saw you...
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...you would've turned one of those
little wedding chairs into kindling.
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"Limited seating."
That's such a lame excuse.
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That's not the reason
why she's not inviting me.
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What's the big deal? I wasn't even invited
to the ceremony, just the reception.
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And you know what?
If it makes you feel any better...
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...Joan and I will just
make an appearance...
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...and then we'll leave early
as a sign of protest.
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- Joan?
- Yeah, Joan Tedeschi, my date.
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She's an assistant professor
in the Linguistics Department.
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Tall, very beautiful.
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And despite what some people say,
not broad-backed.
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Wait a minute.
You got "Ross Geller and guest"?
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I wasn't invited,
and you got "and guest"?
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Uh, excuse me, I do have to interrupt
on Ross' behalf.
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I think the rule applies here.
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Since he has a chance
to get on broad-back...
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Not broad-back!
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Wait a minute. You're bringing me.
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What? I can't cancel on Joan.
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- Why not?
- Did you not hear me?
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She's an assistant professor
in the Linguistics Department, okay?
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They're wild.
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- Why do you want to come anyway?
- Because...
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...she's my cousin.
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I mean, we grew up together.
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Family, you know?
And all that's important to me.
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Okay, all right. I'll take you.
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I'll go call Joan.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Family should be there.
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This is her wedding.
Happiest day of her life.
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We'll see. Ha, ha.
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Well, thank you for lunch.
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Wait a minute, I didn't pay.
I thought you paid.
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So apparently,
we just don't pay for food anymore.
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[CHUCKLES]
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- Do you see what I see?
- Huh! It's still there.
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Mrs. Braverman must be out.
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She could be out of town.
Maybe she'll be gone for months.
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By then, the cheesecake
may have gone bad.
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We don't want her to come back
to bad cheesecake.
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- That could kill her.
- Wouldn't want that.
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No, we're protecting her.
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- We should take it.
- But move quick.
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- Why?
- I heard her moving around in there.
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Go, go, go.
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[GASPS]
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Oh, my God, that's David.
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MONICA: Who?
PHOEBE: David, the scientist guy.
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David that I was in love with.
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David who went to Russia
and broke my heart, David.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, you say someone's name enough,
they turn around.
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- Phoebe.
- David.
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What are you doing here?
Aren't you supposed to be in Russia?
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Yeah, I'm just in town for a conference.
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Um, God, you look phenomenal.
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Well, ha, ha...
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Yeah.
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You look great too.
Did you get a haircut?
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Yeah. Well, I got like 30 of them.
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Yeah.
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- Um, look, I got a confession to make.
- Uh-huh.
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Um, I was hoping to run into you here.
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I didn't know that I should call or not.
You know, I was only in town a few days...
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...and, you know, I didn't want
to intrude on your life or anything.
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But I really wanted to see you...
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...but I didn't know
if you wanted to see me.
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Of course I would want to see you.
I think about you all the time.
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Really?
Because I think about you all the time.
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- Really?
- There's a statue in Minsk...
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...that reminds me of you so much.
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I mean, um, it's actually of Lenin...
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...but, you know, at certain angles...
PHOEBE: Yeah.
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Anyway, do you want
to have dinner tonight?
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Yes.
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- Oh, no.
- Oh.
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- Uh, what?
- I can't.
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I can't believe I have plans. I can't.
Can you do it tomorrow?
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Uh, no, I have to go in a few hours.
I have to be on the redeye.
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Well, listen, you know,
next time you're in Minsk, uh...
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- Phoebe? Can I talk to you for a second?
- Uh-huh.
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What are you doing?
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- Well, I have plans with Joey tonight.
- So? He'll understand.
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No, he won't.
And that's not even the point.
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Monica, I made a whole speech about
how you do not cancel plans with friends.
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And now, you know, what? Just because,
potentially, the love of my life...
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...comes back from Russia just for
one night, I should change my beliefs?
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I should change my beliefs.
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No. No, no. If I don't have my principles,
I don't have anything.
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God, you are so strong.
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Or I should rush through dinner
with Joey and I could meet David at 9.
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Oh, my God, that is so good.
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I'm full. And yet I know
if I stop eating this...
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...I'll regret it.
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Hey, what have you got there?
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Oh, it's, um...
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- It's tofu cake. Do you want some?
- Aah.
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- What are you doing tonight?
- Huh?
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- Uh.
- Dude. Dude.
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Sorry. Uh, I got those plans with Phoebe.
Why?
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Oh, really? Uh, Monica said
she had a date at 9.
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- What? Tonight?
- That's what Monica said.
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After she gave me that big speech...
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...she goes and makes a date on
the same night she has plans with me?
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I think she's trying to pull a fast one
on Big Daddy.
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Here, I think this is us. Yeah.
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Limited seating, my ass.
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Let's just see who made the cut.
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Hi. Hi. I'm Monica Geller.
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- How do you know the bride and groom?
- I worked with Frannie.
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Used to work with her. Used to.
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I'm a relative and I didn't get invited,
okay?
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A blood relative. Blood.
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Stop saying "blood" to strangers.
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So how about you?
How do you know the happy couple?
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We went to college with both of them.
And now we live next door.
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Okay, you're fine.
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- Hey. Are you guys ready?
- Hey. Yes.
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I will have a green salad, um,
house dressing and water's fine.
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BOTH: Okay.
- And for you, sir?
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Yeah. This slow-roasted salmon...
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...just how slow are we talking?
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It's already been roasted.
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Oh, then no. Maybe I should hear
those specials again.
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00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:02,322
Oh, Joey, we've heard
the specials three times, okay?
238
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:06,409
There's prime rib, mahi-mahi
and a very special lobster ravioli.
239
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:11,331
- Actually, we're out of the lobster ravioli.
- Oh, well, that changes everything.
240
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:14,584
- You know what, Pheebs?
- Uh-huh.
241
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:17,962
You were right before.
Friends are so important.
242
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,632
Yeah, I'm very wise. I know.
243
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,342
You know what I really want?
244
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:25,720
PHOEBE: What?
- Is to have a long, long talk.
245
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:29,891
You know? Get Joey out on the
open road and really open him up.
246
00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:32,602
- Any progress?
- Yes.
247
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,605
I will have the lobster ravioli.
248
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:38,900
God, Joey, this is taking forever.
249
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,735
- What's the rush?
- Well...
250
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,655
...I just have, you know, an appointment.
251
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:45,740
And it's very important.
252
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,075
What is it?
253
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,786
Well...
254
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:50,995
...it's a date.
255
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:54,874
A date? No, no, Pheebs,
you must be mistaken...
256
00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:56,751
...because you wouldn't
schedule a date...
257
00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,670
...on the night you have plans
with a friend.
258
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,713
Come on.
Don't make me feel badly about this.
259
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,423
No, I'm gonna.
260
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,261
That's right.
Yeah, you made me feel really guilty...
261
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:07,762
...about going out with that girl.
262
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:11,724
Like I did something terrible to you.
Now, Pheebs, you're doing the same thing.
263
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:14,602
That's not the same thing.
This is totally different.
264
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:17,856
This is with David.
Remember David, the scientist guy?
265
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,566
Okay, he's very special to me.
266
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,901
Okay, well, my girl
from the other night was special.
267
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:23,319
She was a scientist too.
268
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:26,364
- She was?
- Well, she graduated high school.
269
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,908
Okay, whatever. Know what?
270
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,410
I don't have time to convince you.
271
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,787
He's only here for four hours
and I'm gonna go see him.
272
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,748
- Fine. Fine!
PHOEBE: Yeah. Yeah.
273
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:40,753
What are you still doing here?
I told you, lobster ravioli.
274
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:44,465
- Hey.
- Hey.
275
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:47,594
Oh, I was just about to leave.
I didn't think you were coming.
276
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:50,263
Oh, I wouldn't have missed this. Ha, ha.
277
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,390
Well, I'm very glad you're here.
278
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:55,226
Oh, you're such a gentleman.
279
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,520
Come on, we're going to my place.
280
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:06,654
Are you eating the cheesecake
without me?
281
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:08,489
Mm-mm.
282
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:12,952
I will give you $100 to whistle right now.
283
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,584
How can you eat the cheesecake
without me?
284
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:20,793
What are you gonna do?
285
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:24,714
Gonna run and tell Monica or Joey?
No, you'd have to tell them what we did.
286
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:28,635
We are dessert stealers.
We are living outside the law.
287
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,304
You know what?
I don't trust you with this cake.
288
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:34,098
- And I got it first, and I'm taking it back.
- What?
289
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:37,352
- What? Oh, no, you don't.
- Oh, yes.
290
00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:39,854
You think I trust you with it?
291
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,981
We're gonna split it.
You take half, I take half.
292
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:43,650
That's not fair. You had some.
293
00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:46,778
Oh, you know what? I think Monica
would be very interested to know...
294
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,864
...that you called her cheesecake
dry and mealy.
295
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:52,659
- What do we use to split it?
- Okay.
296
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,747
- All right, pick a half.
- Okay.
297
00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:01,042
- Well, this side looks bigger.
- Mm-hm.
298
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:04,963
Uh, but there's more crust on this side.
299
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,382
Yeah. So maybe if I measure it...
300
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:08,841
For God's sake, pick a piece.
301
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:13,012
- All right, I pick that one.
- So the smaller piece.
302
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,598
Okay. There you go.
303
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:18,935
Enjoy your half, my friend. But that is it.
304
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:22,730
No sharing, no switching,
and don't come crying to me...
305
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:24,774
...if you eat your piece too fast.
306
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:26,609
[SHOUTS]
307
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,908
Oh!
308
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,038
- You gonna give me some of your piece?
- Oh, no.
309
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:42,750
No switching, no sharing.
And don't come crying to me.
310
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:46,838
Ha, ha. I may just sit here
and have my cake all day.
311
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,216
Just sit here in the hallway
and eat my...
312
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,725
[THE TEMPTATIONS' "GET READY"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
313
00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:02,145
Never met a girl that could me feel...
314
00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:04,188
Ross, sweetheart.
315
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,065
Oh, hey, Aunt Millie.
316
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:10,319
- Isn't it a beautiful wedding?
- Yes. Yes, it is.
317
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,743
Every time, on the lips.
318
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:18,995
Why? Why on the lips?
319
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,959
There's Frannie.
Won't she be happy to see me?
320
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,128
Now, wait a minute.
You be nice, all right?
321
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,547
I didn't bring you here
so you could ambush her.
322
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,925
Frannie was the one who found
your Playboys and showed them to Mom.
323
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,302
That bitch.
324
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,101
Monica. What...?
325
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:44,979
Am I doing here? Surprised to see me?
326
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,482
Ross brought me.
How do you like that?
327
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:49,984
Hi, Frannie. Congratulations.
328
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:55,156
You invite my brother, you invite
my whole family, and not me? Why?
329
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,075
Why wouldn't you want me
at your wedding?
330
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,743
What could I have possibly done?
331
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:02,246
Stuart.
332
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,166
I believe you know my husband.
333
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:10,755
So it's really a question
of "who" could you have possibly done.
334
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:21,808
- I hate this, but I have to go.
- Mm-hm.
335
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:24,602
I can't miss my flight.
336
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,021
Are you sure? I bet there's
another flight to Minsk in...
337
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:28,397
July.
338
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,779
[SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]
339
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,910
That's really beautiful.
What does it mean?
340
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,704
"Please clean my beakers."
341
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,207
I don't get out of the lab much.
342
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,712
I thought it meant something else.
343
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:56,050
Yeah, well, I really actually
wanted to say, um...
344
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,385
...that.
345
00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:00,012
But, um, I figured
I probably shouldn't because...
346
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:03,558
...you know, I have to leave.
347
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,936
Hmm. No, you're right. Don't say it.
348
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,398
I do, though.
349
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,068
I do too.
350
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,245
Well, bye, Phoebe.
351
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:39,302
Okay, now's not the time, Joey, all right?
You can yell at me tomorrow.
352
00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:42,221
No, no. No, Pheebs.
I'm not gonna yell at you.
353
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:45,266
I just started thinking
about you and David...
354
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:49,437
...and I remember how bummed you were
the first time he left.
355
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:53,983
Oh, Pheebs, come here.
356
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:58,237
- Are you okay?
- No, I'm not okay.
357
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:02,158
The only guy I've ever been
crazy about is going to Minsk...
358
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:05,328
...and I may never see him again.
359
00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:07,330
Hey, you could always visit him.
360
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:10,082
Oh, right.
Like they're gonna let me have a passport.
361
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,253
Anything I can do? Whatever you need.
362
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,299
Well, now...
363
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:23,054
...if you achieve positronic distillation
of subatomic particles before he does...
364
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,597
...then he could come back.
365
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,773
I could give it a shot.
366
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,365
Oh, look. There's a piece
that doesn't have floor on it.
367
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:45,826
- Stick to your side.
- Come on, now.
368
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:59,090
All right, what are we having?
369
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:08,683
Oh, wait, I forgot my wrap.
370
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,310
Oh, okay, wait here.
371
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:31,038
Hi, sweetie. Are you leaving?
372
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:34,542
- Well...
- Give us a kiss. Come on.
373
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,387
Why? Why on the lips?
374
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:54,478
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