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- Previously
on "Deadly Class"...
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Maybe I finally
found a reason to live
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in a place
surrounded by death.
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- You don't have to be alone.
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- There is a cute
new boy in school
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who we both kissed
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but we're not supposed
to discuss him?
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- After everything
my family has done for you!
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You'd be dead
if it weren't for me!
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- Your family didn't save me.
They used me!
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- Bubble, bubble,
toil and trouble.
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I want the name
you stole from me, dickhead!
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People are killed every day.
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But if I'm gonna
get famous,
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I've got to do this
with pizzazz.
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And yes, Mr. Donahue,
the exclusive is yours.
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"If you
don't find me in three days,
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"this psycho's gonna
send me home with a note
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"about who did it.
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- You must have heard by now
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that Yukio
was found with his throat cut.
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- He deserved much worse.
- I, too, lost a child.
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- Any parent
who has lost a child
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could see through
your false grieving.
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I'll have to take your daughter
to protect her.
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- I go through his stuff
when he's not in the room.
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- You reek, Mr. Shabnam!
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- It's a jailbreak!
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- If we don't stop Chester
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and get Chico's head,
the cartel--
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- The cartel will kill her
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and the serial killer
will kill you.
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Everyone will die.
We get it.
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- Y'all must be
out your damn minds.
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There are many causes
I'd die for.
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There ain't a single cause
I'd kill for.
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- I don't want
to be alone tonight.
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Stay with me?
- Of course.
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- You idiot!
- You violated your curfew.
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Tonight you will go
to this address.
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Guard it with your life.
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Saya?
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- You're late
for family dinner.
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- If you love someone enough
to die for them...
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- Run!
- Then you surely will.
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- Thank you.
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Thank you.
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- ♪ Unholy living dead
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- ♪ They had to lock us up
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♪ Put us in
their British hell ♪
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♪ Make sure
your face is clean now ♪
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♪ Can't have no dirty dead
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♪ All the corpses here
are clean, boy ♪
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♪ All the Yanks
in British hell ♪
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♪ I don't want to be here
in your London dungeon ♪
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♪ I don't want to be here
in your British hell ♪
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♪ Ain't no mystery
why I'm in misery ♪
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- Lin watches his daughter die.
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- Seeing anyone?
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- Nothing.
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- Last night when--when we...
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- I can't
get into this right now.
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Oh, holy balls, Arguello.
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You smell like a turd
fucked an oyster.
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- We've got bigger problems
than Pepe Le Pew.
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Chico's head is somewhere
in that house,
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but there's no motion inside.
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- Maybe no one's home.
- Maybe they're expecting us.
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- How the bloody hell
is this hillbilly riot squad
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gonna know we're coming?
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- They know a lot of shit
they shouldn't know.
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- Well, if they know a lot
about shit,
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maybe they can uncover
the mystery
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behind Marcus' foul stench.
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What ya got yourselves here
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is an old-fashioned
pants shitter.
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Likely on account he done
filled his belly
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with a load of hooch
and misdeeds.
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- Look, you want to be
in charge, control freak?
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That's fine,
happy to do it your way.
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But are you sure
we can count on her?
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- Of course we can.
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- I got optics on the backyard.
Saya was right.
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There are traps.
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There's no movement,
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no way of knowing
if they're in there or not.
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So what now?
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- I was just getting
a bad feeling and wondering,
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well, is this something
we really should be doing?
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- And I was hating myself
for thinking that Lex is right,
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and maybe we should just--
- Call the cops?
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- It does seem like the less,
you know, suicidal option.
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- Coming from
the Queen of the Damned?
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Words to heed.
- I didn't ask you to come.
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- What's that?
Why, yes, Maria.
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We're putting ourselves
in great danger
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to help you unscrew your pooch.
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How nice of you to notice.
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- Starting to see
why Willie bailed on you.
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- We're worried.
That's fair, right?
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This is gnarly.
We could die in there.
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- Billy's right.
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I was so focused on
convincing you guys to help,
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I never considered that.
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I-I guess I thought...
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This is what
we were trained to do...
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to take down a rabid animal,
a bully,
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like the piece of shit
inside the house.
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Look, I can't promise
that no one's gonna die,
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but we're making
the world safer,
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protecting a friend.
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- "I can't promise
no one's gonna die."
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Thank you for the
de-motivational speech, Coach.
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Jesus Christ.
- What?
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I'm just--I'm just trying to--
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- The rally speech
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before the march
into impending doom.
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It's not something people do
in the real world, mate.
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- A bit narcissistic.
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Like we need your
great sermon to motivate us.
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- Look, we're all
risking a lot to be here.
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This, whatever this is,
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this is our family,
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and Marcus and Maria need us.
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- We're with you.
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One for all and all for--
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- That's great.
That's great.
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You got Billy
doing it too now.
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Where does it end?
- When this all goes
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pear-shaped,
you'll come to my rescue?
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- Nothing's going pear-shaped.
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I've taken down way worse
shitheads than these guys.
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We have two objectives:
we take down
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the serial killers, and we
find Chico's head before--
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- We've heard the plan
a million times.
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You take us for idiots?
- One more for good measure.
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Mailman Lex walks up
to the front door,
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whistles a happy tune--
calm, cheerful.
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Just a happy mailman
with a special package
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with a not-so-happy delivery.
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- Petra and Billy
go around back.
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Watch your step.
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The backyard is
a minefield, literally.
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You're the backup team.
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Wait until Marcus gives
the word, detonate the bomb,
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and flank any hillbillies
causing trouble.
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This is bound to get noisy,
so a distraction is mandatory.
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Like we learned in class,
for a job like this,
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don't try and hide.
Misdirect.
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- Backdoor Betty
all hot and ready.
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- Boom, neighbors assume
the white-trash residents
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are firing off fireworks,
and we get a noise distraction
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to drown out Lex.
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I'll be topside,
waiting for the cue
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to enter the second floor.
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This is the point where
there's no room for mistakes.
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If they're in there,
they'll know we're coming.
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- Door's rubbish.
Precision blast.
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Not an ounce more
than necessary.
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- You want to take a break
and have a hug or what?
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- Gratitude doesn't
cost anything.
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- Just a little pussy.
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Must have sensed
its brethren nearby.
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You were serious about...
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- There's a weird,
dreamlike quality
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to doing something
this heavy.
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Like it's not really
happening.
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- The redneck serial killers
inside--very real.
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- I thought you weren't
afraid of death.
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- I guess it's easier
as a distant theoretical.
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You ain't gonna make it,
sassy pants!
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- What do you want?
- What do you want?
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- I just want to go home.
- Oh, pear-shaped, tits up.
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We are snookered.
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- No, no, please.
Please, I'll do anything.
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- Where the bloody hell
are they?
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- Butthole.
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- Why am I gonna die
in this barmy place?
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A bit of praise and a speech
on the merits of friendship?
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Sure, why not?
What do I have to--
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What the--
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- Lex!
- Shit!
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- This one's good for killing!
- Marcus!
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- Ronald McDonald,
lord of the seven kingdoms!
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Jaw breaks!
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- Lex!
- Get your throat slit!
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- Everybody loves--
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- ♪ You're all I got,
take care of me ♪
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- ♪ Whiskey river,
take my mind ♪
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♪ Don't let her memory
torture me ♪
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- Don't you get none
of your queer blood on me!
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Coming through!
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- Oh, my God!
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- Pull down the fridge!
- Move the bloody thing!
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- Lex, shoot him!
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- Tits fucking up!
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- Whoo!
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Whoo-hoo, you puddles
gone and marched
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into the festering brown
butthole of the devil himself!
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- Too strong for my size.
Know why?
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Whoo!
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PCP, PCP, PCP!
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Screams from downstairs.
Your friends are dying!
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Mr. Rogers' raisins.
Ronald McDonald's red sack.
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It's all connected.
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Feel the lord
of the golden arches
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as he marches up your ass!
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- You fucked him, didn't you?
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Please don't cry.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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All will be well.
All will be well.
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I sent somebody.
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They were supposed
to protect you.
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They were supposed
to protect you.
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I'm so sorry.
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Listen to me.
Listen to me.
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You must clear your mind
of that.
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Do you trust me?
- Yes.
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- Okay.
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- Madame Gao,
are you all right?
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- What do you have for me?
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- I know where they went.
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- Billy, we should
blow the door.
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- Told them that we'd wait
for the signal.
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This is crazy stupid.
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- Why did you come?
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- 'Cause you're the only people
I like in the whole world.
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I mean, if you're gonna die,
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I figure I might as well
be with you when you do.
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- If I'm gonna die,
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could--could you...
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could we...
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- Tits up!
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- Fire in the hole!
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All right, you trailer park
paint-huffers.
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Get ready to meet Skynyrd!
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- Go! It sounds like
goddamn Beirut in there!
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- The door's thicker
than we thought.
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Here, come with me!
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We'll go up through
the second floor.
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- Well, we--we should go
through the front.
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I told Lex it was--
- Lex was wrong.
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Front door is death.
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Trust me, this is
the best backup plan.
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Screw it.
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- Oh!
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Y'all expecting company?
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You must think I'm some kind
of ding-a-ling.
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That door is fortified with
two feet of reinforced steel,
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welded by the giant dick
of Jesus Christ.
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00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:43,638
- Whoo!
252
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:47,120
- Cousin Jim,
go earn your mescaline.
253
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,773
Rustle them out.
254
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:52,821
Don't hurt Marcus.
We got plans.
255
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:56,956
- Yeah, yeah, we do, yeah.
- Okay, go, go, go.
256
00:15:56,999 --> 00:16:00,220
- Oh, sweaty balls
on the devil's leg!
257
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:03,092
Hot and sticky, vinegar, piss!
258
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:06,574
You fluff boys about to learn
the stinky dick lesson
259
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:11,927
of old Cousin Jim!
- Whoo, whoo!
260
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,711
- Oh, fiddlesticks.
261
00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:19,804
- You piece of shit,
you were gonna let her kill me!
262
00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:23,852
Sue Ann likes to screw
and dance
263
00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:25,680
and skitter and howl and--
264
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:35,516
I am risking
the future of my family
265
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,953
to be here to help you.
266
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,172
- And what does it
say about you
267
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,217
that you risk so much
just to show me
268
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:43,219
how much I need your help,
269
00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:46,266
to show that you could have
anything that's mine?
270
00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:54,056
- They were right about you.
271
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,797
You are crazy.
272
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,731
- You want to tell yourself
you slept with Marcus
273
00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:20,126
to pay me back,
but the truth is much scarier.
274
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:22,563
- You should be grateful
I gave you a new reason
275
00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:24,043
to play the victim!
276
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,784
- And you get to play
the assassin.
277
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:30,919
Cynical and safe and alone!
278
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,104
- You would have
killed Chico anyways.
279
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:44,063
- If that makes you feel better
about what you did!
280
00:17:58,207 --> 00:18:01,906
- I'm through
with your self-pity!
281
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:04,213
- Mud people in my house!
282
00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:07,782
Gran Gran does her own
cleaning, señorita!
283
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,827
I ain't cooking
morning biscuits...
284
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:12,743
- You don't belong here.
285
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:15,006
- Come on.
286
00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:18,967
Come on.
287
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,884
Come on.
288
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:43,122
- Shh.
- I won't waste your time
289
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,167
trying to lure you.
290
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,126
- Remember when you first
learned how to swim?
291
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,258
It was scary, huh?
292
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:51,782
You were the smallest
in your class.
293
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:54,698
But you showed those kids,
because you could
294
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:57,658
hold your breath
for the longest time.
295
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,054
- Goddamn junkies.
296
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,797
- It's okay.
297
00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:09,974
Show Daddy how long
you can hold your breath.
298
00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:17,330
- Your daughter is the price
for your deception.
299
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:33,346
Hold her close.
300
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,783
Say your good-byes.
301
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:16,084
Adios.
302
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,815
- I am getting
the hell out of here.
303
00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:55,689
- Get off me.
- Well, come on, sweet tits.
304
00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:57,778
Party's moving downstairs.
305
00:20:57,821 --> 00:21:01,347
- That is clearly a trap, love.
306
00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:03,392
- Get the others
and get out of here.
307
00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:09,659
- Chester invited
the other one, the sweet tits.
308
00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:36,425
- You killed my Gran Gran!
309
00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:38,340
- ♪ Mr. Crowley
310
00:21:40,473 --> 00:21:42,997
♪ What went wrong
in your head ♪
311
00:21:45,608 --> 00:21:49,612
♪ Oh, Mr. Crowley
312
00:21:49,656 --> 00:21:52,572
♪ Did you talk to the dead
313
00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:59,405
♪ Your lifestyle to me
seemed so tragic ♪
314
00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:04,366
♪ With the thrill of it all
315
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:07,587
♪ You fooled all the people
with magic ♪
316
00:22:07,630 --> 00:22:09,328
- Where is she?
317
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:11,721
- ♪ You waited
on Satan's call ♪
318
00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:12,766
- Here.
319
00:22:12,809 --> 00:22:16,422
- ♪ Mr. Charming
320
00:22:16,465 --> 00:22:20,730
♪ Did you think
you were pure ♪
321
00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:22,776
♪ Mr. Alarming
322
00:22:22,819 --> 00:22:25,039
- Daddy!
323
00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:28,085
- Good job.
Your mommy would be proud.
324
00:22:31,001 --> 00:22:34,962
- ♪ Uncovering things
that were sacred ♪
325
00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:39,923
♪ Manifest on this Earth
326
00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:43,797
♪ Conceived in the eye
of a secret ♪
327
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:47,801
♪ And they scattered
the afterbirth ♪
328
00:23:17,178 --> 00:23:18,962
He fucks the dogs.
329
00:23:21,138 --> 00:23:23,445
He fucks the dogs.
330
00:23:23,489 --> 00:23:27,710
The dogs, he--
they don't love him.
331
00:23:27,754 --> 00:23:32,106
- ♪ Won't you ride
my white horse ♪
332
00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:36,023
♪ Mr. Crowley
333
00:23:36,066 --> 00:23:38,155
♪ It's symbolic, of course
334
00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:40,723
- Who's--who's that?
335
00:23:40,767 --> 00:23:42,725
Love him, my bull god!
336
00:23:42,769 --> 00:23:45,075
Love him with
your murder stick!
337
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,078
- A baseball bat?
338
00:23:48,122 --> 00:23:50,820
You watched "The Warriors"
too many times, bud.
339
00:23:53,693 --> 00:23:56,522
- Ha!
340
00:23:56,565 --> 00:23:59,046
- Get off of her,
you white-trash piece of shit.
341
00:24:04,225 --> 00:24:07,489
- You're slandering
my godly people.
342
00:24:10,144 --> 00:24:13,495
There is a price
for treading too close
343
00:24:13,539 --> 00:24:15,758
to the real America.
344
00:24:24,854 --> 00:24:29,511
You decry my soft nobility.
345
00:24:29,555 --> 00:24:33,036
But I am a messiah,
godless heathen!
346
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,211
- He's too big.
The Yellow Mellow's
347
00:24:34,255 --> 00:24:36,736
only making him--
348
00:24:36,779 --> 00:24:39,086
- I am the salt of this Earth,
349
00:24:39,129 --> 00:24:44,526
and you city savages,
you will see!
350
00:24:52,273 --> 00:24:53,709
- Billy, get down!
351
00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:14,513
- You chose me.
352
00:25:16,384 --> 00:25:18,473
Oh, for Christ sakes.
353
00:25:25,436 --> 00:25:27,308
- Bollocks!
- You're out of ammo,
354
00:25:27,351 --> 00:25:28,744
you piece of shit!
355
00:25:36,273 --> 00:25:39,973
♪ Hush, little lady,
don't say a word ♪
356
00:25:40,016 --> 00:25:43,585
♪ Old Gil's gonna find
his knife submerged ♪
357
00:25:46,327 --> 00:25:49,591
- ♪ Old Gil's gonna see
his knife submerged ♪
358
00:26:17,706 --> 00:26:20,404
I thought--I thought...
359
00:26:23,277 --> 00:26:24,713
I was gonna die.
360
00:26:26,672 --> 00:26:28,499
Th-thank you.
361
00:26:36,290 --> 00:26:39,641
- Come on.
Let's go to the rendezvous.
362
00:26:39,685 --> 00:26:42,078
Guys, we have to go.
363
00:26:42,122 --> 00:26:43,558
Come on!
364
00:26:53,873 --> 00:26:55,744
We have to find Marcus.
365
00:27:01,184 --> 00:27:03,186
Help him.
366
00:27:03,230 --> 00:27:05,188
- No.
367
00:27:07,408 --> 00:27:10,411
You people,
368
00:27:10,454 --> 00:27:14,415
you're all ticks,
draining me...
369
00:27:18,245 --> 00:27:20,421
Pulling me down with you.
370
00:27:23,424 --> 00:27:24,860
I'm done.
371
00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:46,246
- Live from
some fat kid's basement
372
00:28:46,289 --> 00:28:49,292
in the charming Sunset District
of San Francisco,
373
00:28:49,336 --> 00:28:51,251
Fairy Town, USA,
374
00:28:51,294 --> 00:28:54,776
it's "The Chester Fuckface
Variety Talking Hour."
375
00:28:57,213 --> 00:29:01,740
Our guest tonight, the dude
who tried to kill our host,
376
00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:04,220
Marcus Lopez Arguello.
377
00:29:06,353 --> 00:29:10,400
And now the man with the power
to kill us all,
378
00:29:10,444 --> 00:29:12,881
Chester Fuckface!
379
00:29:12,925 --> 00:29:17,668
- Thank you, thank you!
Welcome to the show.
380
00:29:23,239 --> 00:29:26,068
- Well, let's hear it
for our ginger orangutan
381
00:29:26,112 --> 00:29:28,375
whose scrotum looks like
a yam, Dwight Shandy.
382
00:29:31,334 --> 00:29:37,863
Now, today we gonna explore
what makes a monster.
383
00:29:37,906 --> 00:29:42,998
What's at the core of all
this ugliness and violence?
384
00:29:43,042 --> 00:29:45,348
Why do we feed off it?
385
00:29:45,392 --> 00:29:48,308
See, people used to go
to public executions,
386
00:29:48,351 --> 00:29:51,006
eat popcorn and butter breads.
387
00:29:51,050 --> 00:29:56,316
And today we fake those same
thrills with horror flicks.
388
00:29:56,359 --> 00:29:58,840
We immortalize mass killers
389
00:29:58,884 --> 00:30:01,321
and we ignore saints.
Why?
390
00:30:01,364 --> 00:30:04,106
- Well, I think we're at risk
of becoming a society--
391
00:30:04,150 --> 00:30:06,369
Aaah!
- Weren't your speaking turn!
392
00:30:11,026 --> 00:30:12,767
Anyway.
393
00:30:14,073 --> 00:30:16,205
People love monsters.
394
00:30:16,249 --> 00:30:21,950
And society breeds them
'cause it needs them, I figure.
395
00:30:21,994 --> 00:30:26,868
And since I been bred
by this world to be this...
396
00:30:26,912 --> 00:30:29,740
thing...
397
00:30:29,784 --> 00:30:34,180
shouldn't I enjoy
a little fame?
398
00:30:36,312 --> 00:30:41,796
So today,
here on national television,
399
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:47,193
you're going to admit that you
are not the Orphanage Killer.
400
00:30:47,236 --> 00:30:52,807
It was me, Fuckface,
famous celebrity serial killer,
401
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,243
done that good work.
402
00:31:00,946 --> 00:31:04,123
And you made me do it all.
403
00:31:05,907 --> 00:31:09,476
Made me do it
with your abuse of me.
404
00:31:09,519 --> 00:31:13,567
Blowing me up
triggered something bad,
405
00:31:13,610 --> 00:31:16,570
let loose my murder goose.
406
00:31:20,487 --> 00:31:22,924
- Sorry, this is gonna hurt
no matter what.
407
00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:27,407
- Go on.
408
00:31:37,112 --> 00:31:38,940
All right, yeah--yeah.
409
00:31:38,984 --> 00:31:41,943
Chester killed
all those people.
410
00:31:45,207 --> 00:31:47,122
- Because?
411
00:31:51,257 --> 00:31:53,085
- B-because...
412
00:31:58,220 --> 00:31:59,526
He's desperate
for some semblance
413
00:31:59,569 --> 00:32:01,267
of significance in the world,
414
00:32:01,310 --> 00:32:04,313
to make a mark, even if it is
just a smear shit stain.
415
00:32:04,357 --> 00:32:06,489
Because he can't make anything,
so he destroys.
416
00:32:06,533 --> 00:32:08,578
Because he's the type of guy
who'd screw a goat
417
00:32:08,622 --> 00:32:11,451
on national television if it
got people to pay attention.
418
00:32:11,494 --> 00:32:13,496
- He doesn't need a camera
to do that.
419
00:32:14,671 --> 00:32:16,064
- Hypocrite!
420
00:32:16,108 --> 00:32:17,326
When society came to reward you
421
00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:19,111
for my good work,
what'd you do?
422
00:32:19,154 --> 00:32:22,418
You took that credit,
gobbled that fame up!
423
00:32:22,462 --> 00:32:25,030
How many videos
are gonna circulate
424
00:32:25,073 --> 00:32:26,988
of this interview
when I put a hole
425
00:32:27,032 --> 00:32:28,990
in that ponderous
fucking brain?
426
00:32:29,034 --> 00:32:31,340
- Wait, wait, wait.
I'm sorry.
427
00:32:31,384 --> 00:32:35,605
Let me--let me make my point
for the viewers.
428
00:32:35,649 --> 00:32:36,998
Okay?
429
00:32:45,659 --> 00:32:49,097
This whole thing you've done,
430
00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:51,491
all these people you've hurt...
431
00:32:54,407 --> 00:32:56,409
All for the adulation
of strangers?
432
00:32:56,452 --> 00:32:58,889
- You figure?
433
00:32:58,933 --> 00:33:02,415
- Maybe you think
if enough people love you,
434
00:33:02,458 --> 00:33:03,894
it'll fill the void.
435
00:33:03,938 --> 00:33:05,548
- That's what you think
this is?
436
00:33:05,592 --> 00:33:07,463
Well, my daddy done me dirty,
437
00:33:07,507 --> 00:33:09,465
so I went looking
to make my damage public,
438
00:33:09,509 --> 00:33:12,338
exploit it for a paycheck
and a hug.
439
00:33:12,381 --> 00:33:14,035
You liberal types
love to tell folks
440
00:33:14,079 --> 00:33:16,995
how to think
and feel and speak.
441
00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:18,605
Oh, you know what's wrong
with everybody else.
442
00:33:18,648 --> 00:33:20,215
If only we'd follow
your highfalutin rules,
443
00:33:20,259 --> 00:33:22,043
the whole world
would be a golden globe
444
00:33:22,087 --> 00:33:25,177
of sunshine
and butterfly kisses!
445
00:33:25,220 --> 00:33:27,309
- All I'm saying...
446
00:33:29,442 --> 00:33:33,011
Sadness is rage turned inwards.
447
00:33:33,054 --> 00:33:36,362
And I look at you,
and all I see is sadness.
448
00:33:39,452 --> 00:33:43,151
You don't want fame.
You want to be loved.
449
00:33:43,195 --> 00:33:46,415
And the solution isn't on
the other side of that camera.
450
00:33:46,459 --> 00:33:49,636
Fame won't fix
what happened to you.
451
00:33:51,116 --> 00:33:54,380
You can't fix what's broken.
- Oh, you think I'm broken?
452
00:33:54,423 --> 00:33:56,686
- We're all broken.
453
00:33:56,730 --> 00:34:01,430
Spewing our damage, looking
for meaning, for justice.
454
00:34:01,474 --> 00:34:03,432
- What the hell
do you know about it?
455
00:34:06,348 --> 00:34:09,351
- I wanted to kill
Ronald Reagan.
456
00:34:09,395 --> 00:34:12,006
- Now, why would you want
to hurt the goodest president
457
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:13,747
we ever done made?
- It doesn't matter.
458
00:34:13,790 --> 00:34:15,357
I was wrong, okay?
459
00:34:15,401 --> 00:34:16,967
Inflicting your pain
onto other people
460
00:34:17,011 --> 00:34:19,231
doesn't help fix you.
461
00:34:21,015 --> 00:34:23,365
When you're feeling weak
or sad or angry,
462
00:34:23,409 --> 00:34:25,019
friends and family
are the only thing
463
00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:27,369
that make you feel strong.
464
00:34:33,593 --> 00:34:36,726
My family are a bunch
of dumb hill people.
465
00:34:39,468 --> 00:34:42,689
I was happier
'fore they were around.
466
00:34:42,732 --> 00:34:45,257
- Family isn't defined
by blood.
467
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,787
- I was happier
when I was with you.
468
00:34:57,660 --> 00:35:00,576
You were my first friend.
469
00:35:03,710 --> 00:35:05,755
Till you blew me up.
470
00:35:11,631 --> 00:35:15,417
- I'm sorry, Chester.
471
00:35:15,461 --> 00:35:18,159
We both did shitty things
to each other.
472
00:35:20,509 --> 00:35:22,381
What if we put it behind us?
473
00:35:24,339 --> 00:35:26,254
I've found
what you're looking for.
474
00:35:26,298 --> 00:35:30,563
The school I go to, dude,
they would love you.
475
00:35:33,218 --> 00:35:34,828
Come with me.
476
00:35:34,871 --> 00:35:38,701
We'll figure this whole thing
out together, as friends.
477
00:35:48,233 --> 00:35:51,149
- I would love to go
to your fucking school.
478
00:35:55,283 --> 00:35:58,199
I would love to be your friend.
479
00:36:06,729 --> 00:36:09,210
Pretty words.
You had me going.
480
00:36:09,254 --> 00:36:12,213
Fooling me!
Fooling my feelings!
481
00:36:12,257 --> 00:36:14,128
You're the kind of garbage
that makes folks
482
00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:16,086
lose faith in humanity!
483
00:36:19,525 --> 00:36:22,658
All the pretty words on Earth
won't never stop people
484
00:36:22,702 --> 00:36:26,488
from loving seeing a victim
getting bloody revenge!
485
00:36:33,756 --> 00:36:34,757
Peppermint, no!
486
00:36:56,692 --> 00:36:58,825
- He's done hounding you, kid.
487
00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:37,298
- Daddy!
Daddy!
488
00:37:37,342 --> 00:37:40,127
Daddy, open your eyes!
Wake up!
489
00:37:40,170 --> 00:37:42,869
Daddy?
490
00:38:05,718 --> 00:38:08,024
- You failed.
491
00:38:24,824 --> 00:38:25,868
- Shh.
492
00:38:41,971 --> 00:38:42,929
- Daddy!
493
00:38:46,976 --> 00:38:49,327
- I will take her to the temple
and the great exam.
494
00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:54,201
- Daddy!
- Please, Gao, no.
495
00:38:54,244 --> 00:38:56,943
Please, please, Gao.
496
00:38:56,986 --> 00:38:59,162
She's not ready.
497
00:39:02,209 --> 00:39:03,863
- Nor was I.
498
00:39:07,257 --> 00:39:08,911
Daddy!
499
00:39:08,955 --> 00:39:12,001
- ♪ Sing me to sleep
500
00:39:12,045 --> 00:39:14,743
♪ Sing me to sleep
501
00:39:14,787 --> 00:39:18,051
♪ I'm tired and I
502
00:39:18,094 --> 00:39:21,489
♪ I want to go to bed
503
00:39:21,533 --> 00:39:24,405
♪ Sing me to sleep
504
00:39:24,449 --> 00:39:27,321
♪ Sing me to sleep
505
00:39:29,802 --> 00:39:33,980
♪ And then leave me alone
506
00:39:34,023 --> 00:39:38,419
♪ Don't try to wake me
in the morning ♪
507
00:39:38,463 --> 00:39:41,857
♪ 'Cause I will be gone
508
00:39:46,993 --> 00:39:50,431
♪ Don't feel bad for me
509
00:39:50,475 --> 00:39:55,218
♪ I want you to know
510
00:39:59,048 --> 00:40:03,183
♪ Deep in the cell
of my heart ♪
511
00:40:03,226 --> 00:40:08,188
♪ I will feel so glad to go
512
00:40:11,452 --> 00:40:14,368
- All I ever did was love you.
513
00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:16,239
- I never asked for that.
514
00:40:21,027 --> 00:40:23,856
- You don't have to worry
about it anymore.
515
00:40:23,899 --> 00:40:26,424
- ♪ Sing me to sleep
516
00:40:26,467 --> 00:40:30,253
- Saya's cynicism--
she's right.
517
00:40:30,297 --> 00:40:34,127
I shouldn't have
let myself care.
518
00:40:34,170 --> 00:40:37,217
You were alone too.
519
00:40:37,260 --> 00:40:39,393
I thought you'd see.
520
00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:42,178
- I was. I did.
521
00:40:42,222 --> 00:40:46,792
- Lies I was desperate
to believe.
522
00:40:46,835 --> 00:40:49,925
But I always knew better.
523
00:40:49,969 --> 00:40:52,885
Always knew I can't count
on anyone but myself.
524
00:40:57,106 --> 00:41:00,022
- That's the last thing
I wanted.
525
00:41:00,066 --> 00:41:03,591
I'm so sorry.
What I did was--
526
00:41:03,635 --> 00:41:05,071
it was messed up.
527
00:41:05,114 --> 00:41:08,161
I don't know
what's wrong with me.
528
00:41:08,204 --> 00:41:11,991
It all just started to feel
like an--an obligation.
529
00:41:12,034 --> 00:41:14,297
- ♪ There is another world
530
00:41:14,341 --> 00:41:15,821
- An obligation?
531
00:41:17,953 --> 00:41:21,174
- ♪ There is a better world
532
00:41:21,217 --> 00:41:23,872
♪ Well, there must be
533
00:41:23,916 --> 00:41:25,570
- I didn't mean
you were an obligation.
534
00:41:25,613 --> 00:41:27,485
- Yes, you did.
535
00:41:27,528 --> 00:41:30,226
And you're right,
I'm broken.
536
00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:32,533
I've been tied up
my entire life.
537
00:41:32,577 --> 00:41:36,015
That's all I know,
so I made you my new rope.
538
00:41:36,058 --> 00:41:38,844
But I'm done with that.
You're free.
539
00:41:38,887 --> 00:41:39,932
We both are.
540
00:41:39,975 --> 00:41:41,324
- Saya and I,
we never planned it.
541
00:41:41,368 --> 00:41:43,892
I-I messed up,
but it did make me see, I--
542
00:41:46,242 --> 00:41:48,418
I do love you, Maria.
543
00:41:50,986 --> 00:41:52,161
- After all we've been through,
544
00:41:52,205 --> 00:41:55,164
can you just do me
one small courtesy?
545
00:41:55,208 --> 00:41:57,515
Stop lying.
546
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:00,996
- Maria.
547
00:42:19,580 --> 00:42:23,497
I was hoping to ask you
if you had found my son.
548
00:42:27,327 --> 00:42:29,938
I see that you have.
- What's taking so long?
549
00:42:29,982 --> 00:42:31,636
We've got to get out of here
before this whole thing goes...
550
00:42:31,679 --> 00:42:33,072
tits up.
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