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>> ♪ I have a date date date ♪
♪ With a cute guy guy guy ♪

>> ♪ I have a date date date ♪
♪ With a cute guy guy guy ♪
♪ Who owns a car car car ♪

♪ With a cute guy guy guy ♪
♪ Who owns a car car car ♪
♪ Wears closed-toed

♪ Who owns a car car car ♪
♪ Wears closed-toed
shoes shoes shoes ♪

♪ Wears closed-toed
shoes shoes shoes ♪
(mouth full) ♪ Gotta get clean

shoes shoes shoes ♪
(mouth full) ♪ Gotta get clean
clean clean ♪

(mouth full) ♪ Gotta get clean
clean clean ♪
(spits)

clean clean ♪
(spits)
Aah!

(spits)
Aah!
>> Oh, mouthwash, history's

Aah!
>> Oh, mouthwash, history's
mintiest marketing trick.

>> Oh, mouthwash, history's
mintiest marketing trick.
>> What are you doing here,

mintiest marketing trick.
>> What are you doing here,
Adam?

>> What are you doing here,
Adam?
>> Sorry, I told him he could

Adam?
>> Sorry, I told him he could
use our shower.

>> Sorry, I told him he could
use our shower.
His water isn't working.

use our shower.
His water isn't working.
>> Not a drop, don't know why.

His water isn't working.
>> Not a drop, don't know why.
(laughs) Hi there.

>> Not a drop, don't know why.
(laughs) Hi there.
>> Anyways, I gotta run.

(laughs) Hi there.
>> Anyways, I gotta run.
I'm going to watch a UFC fight,

>> Anyways, I gotta run.
I'm going to watch a UFC fight,
so... you won't even know

I'm going to watch a UFC fight,
so... you won't even know
he's here... unless he decides

so... you won't even know
he's here... unless he decides
to teach you something

he's here... unless he decides
to teach you something
for half an hour.

to teach you something
for half an hour.
Okay, bye!

for half an hour.
Okay, bye!
>> See you at my NPR listening

Okay, bye!
>> See you at my NPR listening
party Friday!

>> See you at my NPR listening
party Friday!
>> Not coming! Bye!

party Friday!
>> Not coming! Bye!
>> (sighs loudly)

>> Not coming! Bye!
>> (sighs loudly)
Fine, you can shower here

>> (sighs loudly)
Fine, you can shower here
quickly, after I finish getting

Fine, you can shower here
quickly, after I finish getting
ready for my date.

quickly, after I finish getting
ready for my date.
>> No problem.

ready for my date.
>> No problem.
I'm happy to wait.

>> No problem.
I'm happy to wait.
Oh, you want me to wait outside

I'm happy to wait.
Oh, you want me to wait outside
the bathroom.

Oh, you want me to wait outside
the bathroom.
That does make more sense.

the bathroom.
That does make more sense.
(chuckles)

That does make more sense.
(chuckles)
Oh.

(chuckles)
Oh.
The knob came off in my hand.

Oh.
The knob came off in my hand.
I guess we're stuck in here.

The knob came off in my hand.
I guess we're stuck in here.
Oh, what a comical

I guess we're stuck in here.
Oh, what a comical
'90s sitcom-style mishap.

Oh, what a comical
'90s sitcom-style mishap.
Oh! Now we can bond and learn

'90s sitcom-style mishap.
Oh! Now we can bond and learn
things about each other.

Oh! Now we can bond and learn
things about each other.
And learn about how your

things about each other.
And learn about how your
bathroom cabinet is

And learn about how your
bathroom cabinet is
full of lies.

bathroom cabinet is
full of lies.
This--

full of lies.
This--
>> Don't you dare!

This--
>> Don't you dare!
>> --is "Adam Ruins Everything."

>> Don't you dare!
>> --is "Adam Ruins Everything."
>> (sobs)

>> --is "Adam Ruins Everything."
>> (sobs)
♪

>> (sobs)
♪
(crackling)

♪
(crackling)
(ding-ding)

(crackling)
(ding-ding)
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(rattling and banging)
>> I am not staying in here
with you.

>> I am not staying in here
with you.
Use your TV powers

with you.
Use your TV powers
to get us out.

Use your TV powers
to get us out.
>> Sorry, I took an oath to only

to get us out.
>> Sorry, I took an oath to only
use them for learning.

>> Sorry, I took an oath to only
use them for learning.
Speaking of which, did you know

use them for learning.
Speaking of which, did you know
you just washed your mouth with

Speaking of which, did you know
you just washed your mouth with
floor cleaner?

you just washed your mouth with
floor cleaner?
>> Uh, no.

floor cleaner?
>> Uh, no.
It's mouthwash. See?

>> Uh, no.
It's mouthwash. See?
>> Yeah, but a hundred years

It's mouthwash. See?
>> Yeah, but a hundred years
ago, Listerine was used and

>> Yeah, but a hundred years
ago, Listerine was used and
marketed as a generic

ago, Listerine was used and
marketed as a generic
household cleaning fluid.

marketed as a generic
household cleaning fluid.
>> Aah!

household cleaning fluid.
>> Aah!
>> Good old Listerine, my

>> Aah!
>> Good old Listerine, my
favorite household antiseptic.

>> Good old Listerine, my
favorite household antiseptic.
I use it to wash my feet,

favorite household antiseptic.
I use it to wash my feet,
clean my floors,

I use it to wash my feet,
clean my floors,
and heck, maybe it'll even

clean my floors,
and heck, maybe it'll even
clear up my gonorrhea!

Ice cream social, here I come!
>> It wasn't until the 1920s
that Listerine started marketing

>> It wasn't until the 1920s
that Listerine started marketing
itself as a way to prevent

that Listerine started marketing
itself as a way to prevent
bad breath.

itself as a way to prevent
bad breath.
There was just one problem,

bad breath.
There was just one problem,
though.

There was just one problem,
though.
(knocking at door)

though.
(knocking at door)
>> Madam, do you have

(knocking at door)
>> Madam, do you have
bad breath?

>> Madam, do you have
bad breath?
>> No!

bad breath?
>> No!
♪

>> No!
♪
(tap dancing)

♪
(tap dancing)
>> Most people thought their

(tap dancing)
>> Most people thought their
breath smelled fine already.

>> Most people thought their
breath smelled fine already.
(phone vibrating)

breath smelled fine already.
(phone vibrating)
>> Matt! Oh!

(phone vibrating)
>> Matt! Oh!
(sobbing)

>> Matt! Oh!
(sobbing)
>> Exactly! Oh...!

(sobbing)
>> Exactly! Oh...!
So frustrating for

>> Exactly! Oh...!
So frustrating for
Listerine, right?

So frustrating for
Listerine, right?
So they devised a plan.

Listerine, right?
So they devised a plan.
They dug up an obscure Latin

So they devised a plan.
They dug up an obscure Latin
word and told people it was a

They dug up an obscure Latin
word and told people it was a
disease they could have without

word and told people it was a
disease they could have without
even knowing it.

disease they could have without
even knowing it.
(knocking at door)

>> Excuse me, madam.
Do you suffer from... halitosis?

Do you suffer from... halitosis?
>> Hotsy-totsy!

>> Hotsy-totsy!
I don't know, what's

I don't know, what's
hally-tosis?

hally-tosis?
>> Why, it's Latin for "icky

>> Why, it's Latin for "icky
disease for rubes."

You could have it and be none
the wiser, and if you do,
everyone secretly hates you.

the wiser, and if you do,
everyone secretly hates you.
>> (gasps)

everyone secretly hates you.
>> (gasps)
That's my greatest fear!

>> (gasps)
That's my greatest fear!
(tap dancing)

That's my greatest fear!
(tap dancing)
♪

(tap dancing)
♪
>> What the...?

♪
>> What the...?
So you're saying Listerine

>> What the...?
So you're saying Listerine
coined the term halitosis?

So you're saying Listerine
coined the term halitosis?
>> Oh, no, I'm not saying that.

coined the term halitosis?
>> Oh, no, I'm not saying that.
Listerine is.

>> Oh, no, I'm not saying that.
Listerine is.
On their own website, they say

Listerine is.
On their own website, they say
Listerine coined the term

On their own website, they say
Listerine coined the term
halitosis.

Listerine coined the term
halitosis.
Listerine went on to cruelly

halitosis.
Listerine went on to cruelly
exploit our insecurities

Listerine went on to cruelly
exploit our insecurities
for decades.

exploit our insecurities
for decades.
Check out this real Listerine ad

for decades.
Check out this real Listerine ad
from back then.

Check out this real Listerine ad
from back then.
>> Are you unpopular

from back then.
>> Are you unpopular
with your own children?

>> Are you unpopular
with your own children?
>> Or this one.

with your own children?
>> Or this one.
>> Often a bridesmaid

>> Or this one.
>> Often a bridesmaid
but never a bride!

>> Often a bridesmaid
but never a bride!
>> (sighs)

but never a bride!
>> (sighs)
>> Or this one.

>> Or this one.
>> Don't fool yourself.

>> Don't fool yourself.
Since halitosis never announces

Since halitosis never announces
itself to the victim, you simply

itself to the victim, you simply
cannot know when you have it.
They talk about you

cannot know when you have it.
They talk about you
behind your back.

They talk about you
behind your back.
(women giggling)

behind your back.
(women giggling)
>> Holy crap!

(women giggling)
>> Holy crap!
Are these real?

>> Holy crap!
Are these real?
>> Yeah.

Are these real?
>> Yeah.
>> They're really mean.

>> Yeah.
>> They're really mean.
>> Yeah, they were also really,

>> They're really mean.
>> Yeah, they were also really,
really successful.

>> Yeah, they were also really,
really successful.
After this campaign, Listerine's

really successful.
After this campaign, Listerine's
profits rose 4,000% in just

After this campaign, Listerine's
profits rose 4,000% in just
seven years.

profits rose 4,000% in just
seven years.
>> (laughing)

seven years.
>> (laughing)
Beautiful, beautiful

>> (laughing)
Beautiful, beautiful
shame money.

Beautiful, beautiful
shame money.
(laughing)

shame money.
(laughing)
(exhales, sniffs)

(laughing)
(exhales, sniffs)
Hmm...

>> Advertising based on shame
and fear soon became known as

and fear soon became known as
the halitosis style and the same

the halitosis style and the same
thing happened with soap.

People used to bathe just once a
week before the soap industry
got to work on them.

week before the soap industry
got to work on them.
>> Gentlemen, soap sales

got to work on them.
>> Gentlemen, soap sales
are flat.

>> Gentlemen, soap sales
are flat.
I suggest we tell Americans

are flat.
I suggest we tell Americans
they're dirty, filthy

I suggest we tell Americans
they're dirty, filthy
garbage people.

they're dirty, filthy
garbage people.
All in favor?

garbage people.
All in favor?
(rubber ducks squeaking)

All in favor?
(rubber ducks squeaking)
Soap companies poured a fortune

(rubber ducks squeaking)
Soap companies poured a fortune
into advertising the idea that

Soap companies poured a fortune
into advertising the idea that
you had to bathe or shower every

into advertising the idea that
you had to bathe or shower every
day, and by the 1980s, 90% of

you had to bathe or shower every
day, and by the 1980s, 90% of
Americans were doing it.

day, and by the 1980s, 90% of
Americans were doing it.
>> Well, good.

Americans were doing it.
>> Well, good.
People should shower every day.

>> Well, good.
People should shower every day.
It's unhealthy not to.

People should shower every day.
It's unhealthy not to.
>> No, it isn't.

It's unhealthy not to.
>> No, it isn't.
Just ask, like, any

>> No, it isn't.
Just ask, like, any
dermatologist.

(phone ringing)
>> Hello, this is Dr. Ward.

>> Hello, this is Dr. Ward.
What's the nature of your

What's the nature of your
dermatology emergency?

dermatology emergency?
>> Fine.

>> Fine.
Do I need to shower every day?

>> Well, no-- in fact,
over-showering can dry out
your skin because it removes

over-showering can dry out
your skin because it removes
protective lipids and oils.

your skin because it removes
protective lipids and oils.
Rinsing off is fine, but you

protective lipids and oils.
Rinsing off is fine, but you
should only use a minimal amount

Rinsing off is fine, but you
should only use a minimal amount
of soap in your underarms and

should only use a minimal amount
of soap in your underarms and
groin.

of soap in your underarms and
groin.
Our skin actually does a pretty

groin.
Our skin actually does a pretty
good job of keeping itself

Our skin actually does a pretty
good job of keeping itself
clean. >> Really?

good job of keeping itself
clean. >> Really?
>> Yeah.

clean. >> Really?
>> Yeah.
You know, Adam, this wasn't

>> Yeah.
You know, Adam, this wasn't
an actual emergency.

You know, Adam, this wasn't
an actual emergency.
>> Wait! Use that phone

an actual emergency.
>> Wait! Use that phone
to call for help!

>> Wait! Use that phone
to call for help!
>> Oh, no, that phone only calls

to call for help!
>> Oh, no, that phone only calls
dermatologists.

>> Oh, no, that phone only calls
dermatologists.
The point is, we're the victims

dermatologists.
The point is, we're the victims
of a generations-long

The point is, we're the victims
of a generations-long
advertising campaign.

of a generations-long
advertising campaign.
You don't need soap that much

advertising campaign.
You don't need soap that much
and you don't need mouthwash.

You don't need soap that much
and you don't need mouthwash.
>> Ugh.

and you don't need mouthwash.
>> Ugh.
I feel so manipulated.

>> Ugh.
I feel so manipulated.
But I also feel like a troll

I feel so manipulated.
But I also feel like a troll
if my mouth doesn't taste

But I also feel like a troll
if my mouth doesn't taste
like mint tsunami.

if my mouth doesn't taste
like mint tsunami.
>> Oh, I know.

like mint tsunami.
>> Oh, I know.
And I still shower every day.

>> Oh, I know.
And I still shower every day.
Hell, I use an exfoliating

And I still shower every day.
Hell, I use an exfoliating
loofah.

Hell, I use an exfoliating
loofah.
Advertisers have spent a century

loofah.
Advertisers have spent a century
telling us our bodies are

Advertisers have spent a century
telling us our bodies are
disgusting and now we can't

telling us our bodies are
disgusting and now we can't
get it out of our heads.

disgusting and now we can't
get it out of our heads.
But your body is not disgusting.

get it out of our heads.
But your body is not disgusting.
Your body is great. >> Don't!

But your body is not disgusting.
Your body is great. >> Don't!
>> Not what I meant. >> Do not!

Your body is great. >> Don't!
>> Not what I meant. >> Do not!
>> Came out wrong. (chuckles)

>> Not what I meant. >> Do not!
>> Came out wrong. (chuckles)
(phone vibrating)

>> Came out wrong. (chuckles)
(phone vibrating)
>> And that's Matt wondering

(phone vibrating)
>> And that's Matt wondering
where I am.

>> And that's Matt wondering
where I am.
And now I have to pee.

where I am.
And now I have to pee.
Oh, this is a terrible night.

And now I have to pee.
Oh, this is a terrible night.
>> I'm sorry, you need privacy.

Oh, this is a terrible night.
>> I'm sorry, you need privacy.
I'll go in the tub and whistle

>> I'm sorry, you need privacy.
I'll go in the tub and whistle
my theme song.

(whistling theme song)
>> Well, at least people are

>> Well, at least people are
smarter these days.

smarter these days.
They can't make us fall

They can't make us fall
for those dumb marketing

for those dumb marketing
tricks anymore.

>> Oh, interesting.
You're falling for it right now.
>> Uh, what do you mean?

You're falling for it right now.
>> Uh, what do you mean?
>> I'll tell you after you

>> Uh, what do you mean?
>> I'll tell you after you
tinkle.

>> I'll tell you after you
tinkle.
♪ Adam ruins everything ♪

tinkle.
♪ Adam ruins everything ♪
♪ Adam ruins everything ♪

♪
>> So, tell me about
this Matt guy.

>> So, tell me about
this Matt guy.
>> He's smart.

this Matt guy.
>> He's smart.
>> Oh. I'm pretty smart.

>> He's smart.
>> Oh. I'm pretty smart.
>> A sharp dresser.

>> Oh. I'm pretty smart.
>> A sharp dresser.
>> I'm sharp.

>> A sharp dresser.
>> I'm sharp.
>> And he's really quiet.

>> I'm sharp.
>> And he's really quiet.
>> Okay, I got nothing.

>> And he's really quiet.
>> Okay, I got nothing.
(beep-beep)

>> Okay, I got nothing.
(beep-beep)
>> Oh, my God, you do have your

(beep-beep)
>> Oh, my God, you do have your
phone, you can call for help!

>> Oh, my God, you do have your
phone, you can call for help!
We're saved!

phone, you can call for help!
We're saved!
>> No, this is just my

We're saved!
>> No, this is just my
Tamagotchi-- I've kept him alive

>> No, this is just my
Tamagotchi-- I've kept him alive
for 17 years.

Tamagotchi-- I've kept him alive
for 17 years.
Have some food, little buddy.

for 17 years.
Have some food, little buddy.
Mu-ah.

Have some food, little buddy.
Mu-ah.
Anyway, I was just about to tell

Mu-ah.
Anyway, I was just about to tell
you about the massive flimflam

Anyway, I was just about to tell
you about the massive flimflam
that is the flushable wipe.

you about the massive flimflam
that is the flushable wipe.
>> Ugh.

that is the flushable wipe.
>> Ugh.
Fine.

>> Ugh.
Fine.
(mixers whirring and rattling)

Fine.
(mixers whirring and rattling)
(over noise) What are those for?

(mixers whirring and rattling)
(over noise) What are those for?
>> I'll explain later.

(over noise) What are those for?
>> I'll explain later.
Toilet paper as we know it was

>> I'll explain later.
Toilet paper as we know it was
invented in 1883, and for the

Toilet paper as we know it was
invented in 1883, and for the
next 118 years, our bottom

invented in 1883, and for the
next 118 years, our bottom
hygiene routine was pretty

next 118 years, our bottom
hygiene routine was pretty
simple: toilet, T.P.

hygiene routine was pretty
simple: toilet, T.P.
and wash your hands.

simple: toilet, T.P.
and wash your hands.
And it worked.

and wash your hands.
And it worked.
Those were some of our best

And it worked.
Those were some of our best
hygiene years ever.

Rates of poop-related
diseases have plummeted.

Good job, America.
Your butts are clean.
There must be some other reason

Your butts are clean.
There must be some other reason
we're dying.

There must be some other reason
we're dying.
>> But in 2001, America's paper

we're dying.
>> But in 2001, America's paper
companies decided that wasn't

>> But in 2001, America's paper
companies decided that wasn't
good enough.

companies decided that wasn't
good enough.
>> Soap sales are up,

good enough.
>> Soap sales are up,
but butt paper's flat.

>> Soap sales are up,
but butt paper's flat.
How do we get people to buy more

but butt paper's flat.
How do we get people to buy more
butt paper?

How do we get people to buy more
butt paper?
>> Let's convince adults

butt paper?
>> Let's convince adults
they need to wipe their rears

>> Let's convince adults
they need to wipe their rears
with baby wipes.

they need to wipe their rears
with baby wipes.
And let's tell them

with baby wipes.
And let's tell them
to wear diapers.

And let's tell them
to wear diapers.
>> No, Dan, that's your

to wear diapers.
>> No, Dan, that's your
weird thing.

>> No, Dan, that's your
weird thing.
>> Aww, baby sad.

weird thing.
>> Aww, baby sad.
>> The Kimberly-Clark

>> Aww, baby sad.
>> The Kimberly-Clark
Corporation spent $140 million

>> The Kimberly-Clark
Corporation spent $140 million
to develop and market the first

Corporation spent $140 million
to develop and market the first
"flushable wipes" and by now,

to develop and market the first
"flushable wipes" and by now,
you can guess what their

"flushable wipes" and by now,
you can guess what their
pitch was.

you can guess what their
pitch was.
They told you you're stinky and

pitch was.
They told you you're stinky and
you just don't know it.

They told you you're stinky and
you just don't know it.
Check out these real

you just don't know it.
Check out these real
flushable wipe commercials.

Check out these real
flushable wipe commercials.
(projector clicking)

flushable wipe commercials.
(projector clicking)
>> ♪ Wait a minute, Bear ♪

(projector clicking)
>> ♪ Wait a minute, Bear ♪
♪ You're not done yet ♪

>> ♪ Wait a minute, Bear ♪
♪ You're not done yet ♪
♪ You might not be clean

♪ You're not done yet ♪
♪ You might not be clean
until you use wet ♪

♪ You might not be clean
until you use wet ♪
>> Would you ever clean

until you use wet ♪
>> Would you ever clean
your baby's bottom with

>> Would you ever clean
your baby's bottom with
just dry paper?

your baby's bottom with
just dry paper?
>> No. No...

just dry paper?
>> No. No...
>> No...

>> No. No...
>> No...
>> Why do you need a butt wipe?

>> No...
>> Why do you need a butt wipe?
Because you're not an animal,

>> Why do you need a butt wipe?
Because you're not an animal,
and whatever you're using now

Because you're not an animal,
and whatever you're using now
is primitive.

and whatever you're using now
is primitive.
>> Can we watch a real movie?

is primitive.
>> Can we watch a real movie?
>> You know, I don't really care

>> Can we watch a real movie?
>> You know, I don't really care
for movies.

>> You know, I don't really care
for movies.
Anyway, once again,

for movies.
Anyway, once again,
this shame scam worked.

Anyway, once again,
this shame scam worked.
Flushable wipes are now an

this shame scam worked.
Flushable wipes are now an
industry that's worth more than

Flushable wipes are now an
industry that's worth more than
$300 million.

industry that's worth more than
$300 million.
>> Yeah, I do feel like I need

$300 million.
>> Yeah, I do feel like I need
them now and I didn't, like,

>> Yeah, I do feel like I need
them now and I didn't, like,
two years ago.

them now and I didn't, like,
two years ago.
>> It's no wonder they're trying

two years ago.
>> It's no wonder they're trying
to shove wipes up our butts.

>> It's no wonder they're trying
to shove wipes up our butts.
Flushable wipes cost more than

to shove wipes up our butts.
Flushable wipes cost more than
six times as much as toilet

Flushable wipes cost more than
six times as much as toilet
paper, and these companies would

six times as much as toilet
paper, and these companies would
have you use both.

paper, and these companies would
have you use both.
>> Have a bit of the dry paper,

have you use both.
>> Have a bit of the dry paper,
and then use the wet, and then

>> Have a bit of the dry paper,
and then use the wet, and then
use the dry again, boom,

and then use the wet, and then
use the dry again, boom,
good to go.

use the dry again, boom,
good to go.
>> Okay.

good to go.
>> Okay.
Well, flushable wipes are

>> Okay.
Well, flushable wipes are
expensive, but at least they

Well, flushable wipes are
expensive, but at least they
make me feel cleaner.

expensive, but at least they
make me feel cleaner.
It's not like they're doing

make me feel cleaner.
It's not like they're doing
any harm.

It's not like they're doing
any harm.
>> Uh, actually, they're harming

any harm.
>> Uh, actually, they're harming
everybody because flushable

>> Uh, actually, they're harming
everybody because flushable
wipes are straight up

everybody because flushable
wipes are straight up
not flushable.

wipes are straight up
not flushable.
>> But it says "flushable"

not flushable.
>> But it says "flushable"
right on the box. See?

>> But it says "flushable"
right on the box. See?
>> Yeah, don't believe

right on the box. See?
>> Yeah, don't believe
everything you read-- here.

>> Yeah, don't believe
everything you read-- here.
♪

everything you read-- here.
♪
Reach your hand in here.

♪
Reach your hand in here.
>> Ugh, I'd rather not.

Reach your hand in here.
>> Ugh, I'd rather not.
>> Come on, for science.

>> Ugh, I'd rather not.
>> Come on, for science.
>> Oh...

>> Come on, for science.
>> Oh...
>> See? Toilet paper breaks down

>> Oh...
>> See? Toilet paper breaks down
almost instantly in water,

>> See? Toilet paper breaks down
almost instantly in water,
but I put this flushable wipe

almost instantly in water,
but I put this flushable wipe
in that mixer five minutes ago,

but I put this flushable wipe
in that mixer five minutes ago,
it hasn't broken down at all.

in that mixer five minutes ago,
it hasn't broken down at all.
>> Ugh...

it hasn't broken down at all.
>> Ugh...
Well, it still goes down

>> Ugh...
Well, it still goes down
the toilet.

Well, it still goes down
the toilet.
>> Yeah, a lot of things

the toilet.
>> Yeah, a lot of things
technically can go down

>> Yeah, a lot of things
technically can go down
the toilet.

technically can go down
the toilet.
That doesn't mean they should.

the toilet.
That doesn't mean they should.
Watch this.

That doesn't mean they should.
Watch this.
>> Aah! Don't do that!

Watch this.
>> Aah! Don't do that!
You'll wreck my plumbing!

>> Aah! Don't do that!
You'll wreck my plumbing!
>> Don't worry.

You'll wreck my plumbing!
>> Don't worry.
These are flushable golf balls,

>> Don't worry.
These are flushable golf balls,
see?

These are flushable golf balls,
see?
>> Cut it out!

see?
>> Cut it out!
Ugh!

>> Cut it out!
Ugh!
I need to get out of here.

Ugh!
I need to get out of here.
Maybe I could break the door

I need to get out of here.
Maybe I could break the door
down with my head.

Maybe I could break the door
down with my head.
>> Oh, I know how we can

down with my head.
>> Oh, I know how we can
get out of here.

>> Oh, I know how we can
get out of here.
We can go down the pipes.

get out of here.
We can go down the pipes.
>> Really?

We can go down the pipes.
>> Really?
Let's do it!

>> Really?
Let's do it!
>> Great. Take my hand and we'll

Let's do it!
>> Great. Take my hand and we'll
go on a magical journey

>> Great. Take my hand and we'll
go on a magical journey
down your toilet.

go on a magical journey
down your toilet.
>> Wait!

down your toilet.
>> Wait!
Can't we take the sink instead?

>> Wait!
Can't we take the sink instead?
>> Nope.

Can't we take the sink instead?
>> Nope.
Here we go!

>> Nope.
Here we go!
(both screaming)

Here we go!
(both screaming)
(toilet gurgles)

(both screaming)
(toilet gurgles)
(screaming continues)

(toilet gurgles)
(screaming continues)
>> Adam!

(screaming continues)
>> Adam!
(splat)

Ugh!
(panting and groaning)
What happened?

(panting and groaning)
What happened?
>> Oh-- we hit a fatberg.

What happened?
>> Oh-- we hit a fatberg.
>> A what?

>> It's a congealed mass of
flushable wipes combined with

flushable wipes combined with
cooking oil and other junk.

cooking oil and other junk.
We in the sewer business

We in the sewer business
call them fatbergs.

call them fatbergs.
>> Oh, it is so cool

>> Oh, it is so cool
you're here.

This is Tyrone Jue.
He's with the San Francisco
Public Utility Commission.

He's with the San Francisco
Public Utility Commission.
Tyrone, would you tell Haley

Public Utility Commission.
Tyrone, would you tell Haley
what sewer engineers hate about

Tyrone, would you tell Haley
what sewer engineers hate about
flushable wipes?

what sewer engineers hate about
flushable wipes?
>> Well, everything you flush

flushable wipes?
>> Well, everything you flush
down the toilet, we have to

>> Well, everything you flush
down the toilet, we have to
deal with.

down the toilet, we have to
deal with.
In San Francisco, we've had to

deal with.
In San Francisco, we've had to
spend about $4 million a year

In San Francisco, we've had to
spend about $4 million a year
having to clear out

spend about $4 million a year
having to clear out
these fatbergs.

having to clear out
these fatbergs.
Every city across the world

these fatbergs.
Every city across the world
is dealing with exactly

Every city across the world
is dealing with exactly
the same problem.

is dealing with exactly
the same problem.
>> Yeah, in 2013, London had to

the same problem.
>> Yeah, in 2013, London had to
pull a 15-ton fatberg out of

>> Yeah, in 2013, London had to
pull a 15-ton fatberg out of
their sewers.

pull a 15-ton fatberg out of
their sewers.
It was the size of a city bus.

their sewers.
It was the size of a city bus.
(bus horn honks)

It was the size of a city bus.
(bus horn honks)
>> Even if flushable wipes make

(bus horn honks)
>> Even if flushable wipes make
your butt feel a little cleaner,

>> Even if flushable wipes make
your butt feel a little cleaner,
they're murder on our sewers.

Dang it, Adam.
Golf balls again?
This is why we shut off

Golf balls again?
This is why we shut off
your water.

This is why we shut off
your water.
>> I was using them

your water.
>> I was using them
to make a point.

>> I was using them
to make a point.
>> Watch what you flush, man!

to make a point.
>> Watch what you flush, man!
>> You know, I never did think

>> Watch what you flush, man!
>> You know, I never did think
about what I flushed.

>> You know, I never did think
about what I flushed.
>> Yeah, and it's not

about what I flushed.
>> Yeah, and it's not
just wipes.

>> Yeah, and it's not
just wipes.
Things like exfoliating

just wipes.
Things like exfoliating
microbeads, antibacterial soaps

Things like exfoliating
microbeads, antibacterial soaps
and unused medications all go

microbeads, antibacterial soaps
and unused medications all go
down our drains and the effect

and unused medications all go
down our drains and the effect
on our water systems

down our drains and the effect
on our water systems
can be weird.

on our water systems
can be weird.
>> Hey!

can be weird.
>> Hey!
Blah...

>> Hey!
Blah...
Your antibiotics breed

Blah...
Your antibiotics breed
drug-resistant bacteria like me.

Your antibiotics breed
drug-resistant bacteria like me.
Thanks for making me

drug-resistant bacteria like me.
Thanks for making me
big and strong.

Thanks for making me
big and strong.
>> I ate all your exfoliating

big and strong.
>> I ate all your exfoliating
microbeads.

>> I ate all your exfoliating
microbeads.
They gave me a tummy ache!

microbeads.
They gave me a tummy ache!
>> And I ate all your old

They gave me a tummy ache!
>> And I ate all your old
antidepressants and now

>> And I ate all your old
antidepressants and now
I'm so happy!

antidepressants and now
I'm so happy!
Ha-ha-ha!

I'm so happy!
Ha-ha-ha!
I gotta sing!

Ha-ha-ha!
I gotta sing!
(banjo playing)

I gotta sing!
(banjo playing)
>> ♪ Bum bum bum ♪

(banjo playing)
>> ♪ Bum bum bum ♪
>> ♪ Down on the fatberg

>> ♪ Bum bum bum ♪
>> ♪ Down on the fatberg
we like to play ♪

>> ♪ Down on the fatberg
we like to play ♪
♪ Down on the fatberg

we like to play ♪
♪ Down on the fatberg
we like to play-- ♪

♪ Down on the fatberg
we like to play-- ♪
>> Nope, no.

we like to play-- ♪
>> Nope, no.
Uh-uh, not doing this.

>> Nope, no.
Uh-uh, not doing this.
Get me out of here!

Uh-uh, not doing this.
Get me out of here!
>> But this is my jam.

Get me out of here!
>> But this is my jam.
>> No!

>> But this is my jam.
>> No!
>> I know another way out.

>> No!
>> I know another way out.
>> Woo!

>> I know another way out.
>> Woo!
>> Yee-haw!

>> Woo!
>> Yee-haw!
(Adam and Haley screaming)

>> Yee-haw!
(Adam and Haley screaming)
>> Hey, that's my date!

(Adam and Haley screaming)
>> Hey, that's my date!
Matt!

>> Hey, that's my date!
Matt!
(echoing) No...!

Matt!
(echoing) No...!
(piano playing in restaurant)

(echoing) No...!
(piano playing in restaurant)
(rumbling and whooshing)

(piano playing in restaurant)
(rumbling and whooshing)
(plop)

(rumbling and whooshing)
(plop)
Ugh!

(plop)
Ugh!
Why did you bring me back here?

Ugh!
Why did you bring me back here?
Matt was right there.

Why did you bring me back here?
Matt was right there.
>> Ugh, did you really want to

Matt was right there.
>> Ugh, did you really want to
meet him like this?

>> Ugh, did you really want to
meet him like this?
You just traveled

meet him like this?
You just traveled
through the sewers.

You just traveled
through the sewers.
Girl, you're kind of a mess.

through the sewers.
Girl, you're kind of a mess.
>> Ugh!

Girl, you're kind of a mess.
>> Ugh!
How am I supposed to get clean?

>> Ugh!
How am I supposed to get clean?
My exfoliating soap,

How am I supposed to get clean?
My exfoliating soap,
my mouthwash, my wipes!

My exfoliating soap,
my mouthwash, my wipes!
Everything in my bathroom

my mouthwash, my wipes!
Everything in my bathroom
is bad!

Everything in my bathroom
is bad!
>> No! Something in here

is bad!
>> No! Something in here
is incredible.

>> No! Something in here
is incredible.
>> What? What is it?

is incredible.
>> What? What is it?
>> I'll tell you.

>> What? What is it?
>> I'll tell you.
Right after this break!

>> I'll tell you.
Right after this break!
>> (screaming)

Right after this break!
>> (screaming)
♪

>> Are you almost done?
The steam is really messing
with my hair.

The steam is really messing
with my hair.
>> Well, if there's a miracle

with my hair.
>> Well, if there's a miracle
product over there,

>> Well, if there's a miracle
product over there,
hand it over.

product over there,
hand it over.
>> You're already using it.

hand it over.
>> You're already using it.
It's your shower.

>> You're already using it.
It's your shower.
>> Running water is not

It's your shower.
>> Running water is not
a miracle.

>> Running water is not
a miracle.
What is your life?

a miracle.
What is your life?
>> No, look, the fact that we

What is your life?
>> No, look, the fact that we
can summon clean, fresh water on

>> No, look, the fact that we
can summon clean, fresh water on
command is the greatest marvel

can summon clean, fresh water on
command is the greatest marvel
of the modern age.

command is the greatest marvel
of the modern age.
For most of human history,

of the modern age.
For most of human history,
sanitation was

For most of human history,
sanitation was
basically nonexistent.

sanitation was
basically nonexistent.
Most people just dumped

basically nonexistent.
Most people just dumped
their waste in the streets.

Most people just dumped
their waste in the streets.
>> (gasps)

their waste in the streets.
>> (gasps)
>> Even the rich were gross.

>> (gasps)
>> Even the rich were gross.
The nobles of Versailles

>> Even the rich were gross.
The nobles of Versailles
relieved themselves in the

The nobles of Versailles
relieved themselves in the
palace hallways.

relieved themselves in the
palace hallways.
>> Aah...

palace hallways.
>> Aah...
>> But as cities got bigger

>> Aah...
>> But as cities got bigger
and denser, problems started

>> But as cities got bigger
and denser, problems started
piling up.

and denser, problems started
piling up.
By 1858, London was so smelly,

piling up.
By 1858, London was so smelly,
it was referred to as

By 1858, London was so smelly,
it was referred to as
The Great Stink.

it was referred to as
The Great Stink.
>> (sniffing)

The Great Stink.
>> (sniffing)
I smell a mystery, Watson.

>> (sniffing)
I smell a mystery, Watson.
Oh, no, wait.

I smell a mystery, Watson.
Oh, no, wait.
That's poo.

Oh, no, wait.
That's poo.
I smell lots of poo.

That's poo.
I smell lots of poo.
>> Londoners dumped their waste

I smell lots of poo.
>> Londoners dumped their waste
directly into the river Thames,

>> Londoners dumped their waste
directly into the river Thames,
which was also the source of

directly into the river Thames,
which was also the source of
their drinking water.

which was also the source of
their drinking water.
>> (gasps)

their drinking water.
>> (gasps)
>> The inevitable result was a

>> (gasps)
>> The inevitable result was a
cholera outbreak that killed

>> The inevitable result was a
cholera outbreak that killed
50,000 people.

cholera outbreak that killed
50,000 people.
Turns out the number-one poison

50,000 people.
Turns out the number-one poison
in human history is our own

Turns out the number-one poison
in human history is our own
number two.

in human history is our own
number two.
In desperation, Parliament

number two.
In desperation, Parliament
ordered engineer Joseph

In desperation, Parliament
ordered engineer Joseph
Bazalgette to construct the

ordered engineer Joseph
Bazalgette to construct the
city's first proper sewers.

Bazalgette to construct the
city's first proper sewers.
In what was, at that time, the

city's first proper sewers.
In what was, at that time, the
biggest civil engineering

In what was, at that time, the
biggest civil engineering
project in history, Bazalgette

biggest civil engineering
project in history, Bazalgette
built over 1100 miles of brick

project in history, Bazalgette
built over 1100 miles of brick
sewers under London.

built over 1100 miles of brick
sewers under London.
That's the length of almost a

sewers under London.
That's the length of almost a
million Benedict Cumberbatches.

That's the length of almost a
million Benedict Cumberbatches.
>> Well, this is very

million Benedict Cumberbatches.
>> Well, this is very
undignified.

>> Well, this is very
undignified.
>> Thanks to Bazalgette's heroic

undignified.
>> Thanks to Bazalgette's heroic
poop chute, cholera outbreaks

>> Thanks to Bazalgette's heroic
poop chute, cholera outbreaks
were largely ended and child

poop chute, cholera outbreaks
were largely ended and child
mortality dropped by a fifth.

were largely ended and child
mortality dropped by a fifth.
And it wasn't just England.

mortality dropped by a fifth.
And it wasn't just England.
To improve sanitation in

And it wasn't just England.
To improve sanitation in
Chicago, an engineer named Ellis

To improve sanitation in
Chicago, an engineer named Ellis
Chesbrough jacked up entire

Chicago, an engineer named Ellis
Chesbrough jacked up entire
neighborhoods by as much as

Chesbrough jacked up entire
neighborhoods by as much as
14 feet and reversed the flow

neighborhoods by as much as
14 feet and reversed the flow
of the Chicago River, all to

14 feet and reversed the flow
of the Chicago River, all to
protect the windy city

of the Chicago River, all to
protect the windy city
from typhoid.

protect the windy city
from typhoid.
Bazalgette and Chesbrough are

from typhoid.
Bazalgette and Chesbrough are
true heroes, but because we

Bazalgette and Chesbrough are
true heroes, but because we
don't like talking about poop,

true heroes, but because we
don't like talking about poop,
most of us don't even know

don't like talking about poop,
most of us don't even know
their names.

most of us don't even know
their names.
Modern sanitation has arguable

their names.
Modern sanitation has arguable
saved more lives than any other

Modern sanitation has arguable
saved more lives than any other
invention in human history.

saved more lives than any other
invention in human history.
It turns out video games are

invention in human history.
It turns out video games are
right-- plumbers really do

It turns out video games are
right-- plumbers really do
save the world.

>> Oh, darn it.

Look...
Running water is by far the most

Running water is by far the most
amazing thing in this room.

amazing thing in this room.
But we take it so thoroughly for

granted that we've allowed
advertisers to convince us that
we're dirty, even though

advertisers to convince us that
we're dirty, even though
objectively, we are the cleanest

we're dirty, even though
objectively, we are the cleanest
people who have ever lived.

objectively, we are the cleanest
people who have ever lived.
>> Aww.

people who have ever lived.
>> Aww.
It's actually kind of nice.

>> Aww.
It's actually kind of nice.
>> Yeah, so look, we can take it

It's actually kind of nice.
>> Yeah, so look, we can take it
easy with all these products.

>> Yeah, so look, we can take it
easy with all these products.
All you really need to be clean

easy with all these products.
All you really need to be clean
is soap, water, toothpaste,

All you really need to be clean
is soap, water, toothpaste,
floss and extra-strength gel

is soap, water, toothpaste,
floss and extra-strength gel
to keep your hair tall.

floss and extra-strength gel
to keep your hair tall.
>> The gel isn't necessary.

to keep your hair tall.
>> The gel isn't necessary.
>> Yes, it is.

>> The gel isn't necessary.
>> Yes, it is.
It makes you beautiful.

>> Yes, it is.
It makes you beautiful.
>> Doesn't matter.

It makes you beautiful.
>> Doesn't matter.
I already missed my date

>> Doesn't matter.
I already missed my date
with Matt anyway.

I already missed my date
with Matt anyway.
I might as well die in here.

with Matt anyway.
I might as well die in here.
>> I'm sorry you missed

I might as well die in here.
>> I'm sorry you missed
your dinner.

>> I'm sorry you missed
your dinner.
But you know, for what it's

your dinner.
But you know, for what it's
worth, I actually did have fun

But you know, for what it's
worth, I actually did have fun
in here with you.

worth, I actually did have fun
in here with you.
>> I guess I also had...

in here with you.
>> I guess I also had...
Well, no, I'll say, a time.

>> I guess I also had...
Well, no, I'll say, a time.
>> You know, if this really were

Well, no, I'll say, a time.
>> You know, if this really were
a '90s sitcom, like, this is the

>> You know, if this really were
a '90s sitcom, like, this is the
part where we'd let our guards

a '90s sitcom, like, this is the
part where we'd let our guards
down and I'd make some cute

part where we'd let our guards
down and I'd make some cute
gesture that would show you I'm

down and I'd make some cute
gesture that would show you I'm
not such a bad guy after all.

gesture that would show you I'm
not such a bad guy after all.
Like, maybe I'd make you a

not such a bad guy after all.
Like, maybe I'd make you a
pretend dinner out of Dixie cups

Like, maybe I'd make you a
pretend dinner out of Dixie cups
and other toiletries.

pretend dinner out of Dixie cups
and other toiletries.
♪

and other toiletries.
♪
>> Aww...

♪
>> Aww...
It's actually kind of nice.

>> Aww...
It's actually kind of nice.
>> Kiss her!

It's actually kind of nice.
>> Kiss her!
(both scream)

>> Kiss her!
(both scream)
>> Darn you, monster!

(both scream)
>> Darn you, monster!
>> Hey!

>> Darn you, monster!
>> Hey!
>> One more toilet fact

>> Hey!
>> One more toilet fact
right after this.

>> One more toilet fact
right after this.
Hey, man, don't blow this

right after this.
Hey, man, don't blow this
for me...

♪
>> Care for a Listerini, madam?
It's 26% alcohol, so

>> Care for a Listerini, madam?
It's 26% alcohol, so
technically, it's a cocktail.

It's 26% alcohol, so
technically, it's a cocktail.
>> Well, when you put it

technically, it's a cocktail.
>> Well, when you put it
that way.

>> Well, when you put it
that way.
>> (together) Cheers.

that way.
>> (together) Cheers.
>> (chuckles)

>> (together) Cheers.
>> (chuckles)
(both swishing)

>> (chuckles)
(both swishing)
>> (gulps)

(both swishing)
>> (gulps)
Ugh.

>> (gulps)
Ugh.
Ah, that's strong.

Ugh.
Ah, that's strong.
>> (chuckling)

Ah, that's strong.
>> (chuckling)
You know, this is actually

>> (chuckling)
You know, this is actually
kind of fun.

You know, this is actually
kind of fun.
>> Yeah, this is the nicest date

kind of fun.
>> Yeah, this is the nicest date
I have ever been on.

>> Yeah, this is the nicest date
I have ever been on.
And the only-est date.

I have ever been on.
And the only-est date.
>> This isn't a date.

And the only-est date.
>> This isn't a date.
>> But...

>> This isn't a date.
>> But...
>> You're not that bad,

>> But...
>> You're not that bad,
but you're still the worst.

>> Fair point.
I was gonna tell you, uh, one
more... interesting sanitation

I was gonna tell you, uh, one
more... interesting sanitation
fact, but you know, if you're

more... interesting sanitation
fact, but you know, if you're
not interested, I don't want to

fact, but you know, if you're
not interested, I don't want to
bother you with it, so...

not interested, I don't want to
bother you with it, so...
>> You know what?

bother you with it, so...
>> You know what?
I want to know.

>> You know what?
I want to know.
>> Really? >> Yes.

I want to know.
>> Really? >> Yes.
>> You're curious?

>> Really? >> Yes.
>> You're curious?
>> Tell me more about

>> You're curious?
>> Tell me more about
sanitation.

>> Tell me more about
sanitation.
>> Gladly.

sanitation.
>> Gladly.
While public sanitation is the

>> Gladly.
While public sanitation is the
greatest health advance of the

While public sanitation is the
greatest health advance of the
20th century, toilets still have

greatest health advance of the
20th century, toilets still have
one big problem.

20th century, toilets still have
one big problem.
Not everyone has them yet.

one big problem.
Not everyone has them yet.
While we're taking our porcelain

Not everyone has them yet.
While we're taking our porcelain
thrones for granted, worldwide,

While we're taking our porcelain
thrones for granted, worldwide,
2.5 billion people still have to

thrones for granted, worldwide,
2.5 billion people still have to
use unsafe pit toilets.

2.5 billion people still have to
use unsafe pit toilets.
And another one billion

use unsafe pit toilets.
And another one billion
still have to poop in

And another one billion
still have to poop in
the great outdoors.

still have to poop in
the great outdoors.
>> Gross...

the great outdoors.
>> Gross...
(knocking)

>> Gross...
(knocking)
>> Haley!

(knocking)
>> Haley!
This is where you've been.

>> Haley!
This is where you've been.
Thank goodness.

This is where you've been.
Thank goodness.
>> Matt!

Thank goodness.
>> Matt!
Oh...

>> Matt!
Oh...
>> When you didn't show up to

Oh...
>> When you didn't show up to
dinner, I got worried that you'd

>> When you didn't show up to
dinner, I got worried that you'd
gotten stuck in some sort of

dinner, I got worried that you'd
gotten stuck in some sort of
'90s sitcom -style mishap.

gotten stuck in some sort of
'90s sitcom -style mishap.
>> This is your date?

'90s sitcom -style mishap.
>> This is your date?
>> Uh-huh.

>> This is your date?
>> Uh-huh.
>> Nice to meet you. >> You too.

>> Uh-huh.
>> Nice to meet you. >> You too.
>> I was just about to explain

>> Nice to meet you. >> You too.
>> I was just about to explain
how 40% of the world's

>> I was just about to explain
how 40% of the world's
population still has--

how 40% of the world's
population still has--
>> Were you about to explain how

population still has--
>> Were you about to explain how
40% of the world's population

>> Were you about to explain how
40% of the world's population
still doesn't have access to

40% of the world's population
still doesn't have access to
adequate sanitation?

still doesn't have access to
adequate sanitation?
>> Yeah, how did you know that?

adequate sanitation?
>> Yeah, how did you know that?
>> My friend Jack Sim told me.

>> Yeah, how did you know that?
>> My friend Jack Sim told me.
>> You know Jack Sim?

>> My friend Jack Sim told me.
>> You know Jack Sim?
From the WTO?

>> You know Jack Sim?
From the WTO?
>> Of course I do.

From the WTO?
>> Of course I do.
Here, I'll introduce you.

>> Of course I do.
Here, I'll introduce you.
Hey there, Jack.

Here, I'll introduce you.
Hey there, Jack.
>> How did you do that?

Hey there, Jack.
>> How did you do that?
>> Hi, Matt.

>> How did you do that?
>> Hi, Matt.
>> Whoa.

>> Hi, Matt.
>> Whoa.
Should we call back?

>> Whoa.
Should we call back?
>> Not at all.

Should we call back?
>> Not at all.
This is my business toilet.

>> Not at all.
This is my business toilet.
>> Guys, meet Jack Sim, head of

This is my business toilet.
>> Guys, meet Jack Sim, head of
the World Toilet Organization,

>> Guys, meet Jack Sim, head of
the World Toilet Organization,
a global nonprofit dedicated to

the World Toilet Organization,
a global nonprofit dedicated to
improving toilet and sanitation

a global nonprofit dedicated to
improving toilet and sanitation
conditions worldwide.

improving toilet and sanitation
conditions worldwide.
>> Yeah, I know who Jack Sim is,

conditions worldwide.
>> Yeah, I know who Jack Sim is,
Matt.

>> Yeah, I know who Jack Sim is,
Matt.
>> Matt is right.

Lots of people don't have access
to a proper toilet.

to a proper toilet.
They defecate next to the river

They defecate next to the river
and they pollute the water,

spreading diseases of diarrhea,
killing lots of children
every year.

killing lots of children
every year.
>> Wow.

every year.
>> Wow.
Well, what should we do?

>> Wow.
Well, what should we do?
>> We shouldn't shut down

Well, what should we do?
>> We shouldn't shut down
the conversation.

>> We shouldn't shut down
the conversation.
People are just too shy to talk

the conversation.
People are just too shy to talk
about this subject, and when you

People are just too shy to talk
about this subject, and when you
don't talk about something,

about this subject, and when you
don't talk about something,
you cannot improve.

don't talk about something,
you cannot improve.
We have to put serious resources

you cannot improve.
We have to put serious resources
into this agenda.

We have to put serious resources
into this agenda.
>> Talking about things people

into this agenda.
>> Talking about things people
don't want to hear sounds like

>> Talking about things people
don't want to hear sounds like
my jam.

don't want to hear sounds like
my jam.
Hey, Jack, I think this is gonna

my jam.
Hey, Jack, I think this is gonna
be the start of a beautiful

Hey, Jack, I think this is gonna
be the start of a beautiful
friendship.

be the start of a beautiful
friendship.
>> Matt, who's this?

friendship.
>> Matt, who's this?
>> I don't know, man, some scrub

>> Matt, who's this?
>> I don't know, man, some scrub
who's trying to steal my girl.

>> I don't know, man, some scrub
who's trying to steal my girl.
See you later, Jack.

who's trying to steal my girl.
See you later, Jack.
>> Bye, Jack.

See you later, Jack.
>> Bye, Jack.
>> Bye, Matt!

>> Bye, Jack.
>> Bye, Matt!
>> Oh... It's so romantic

>> Bye, Matt!
>> Oh... It's so romantic
how much you know about sewage.

>> Oh... It's so romantic
how much you know about sewage.
>> Thanks.

how much you know about sewage.
>> Thanks.
>> I've been talking about

>> Thanks.
>> I've been talking about
sewage, like, all day.

>> I've been talking about
sewage, like, all day.
>> How about we get out of here

sewage, like, all day.
>> How about we get out of here
and I'll tell you more

>> How about we get out of here
and I'll tell you more
over dinner?

and I'll tell you more
over dinner?
♪

over dinner?
♪
>> See you around, Adam.

♪
>> See you around, Adam.
I hope your water gets fixed,

>> See you around, Adam.
I hope your water gets fixed,
and if not, you can use our

I hope your water gets fixed,
and if not, you can use our
shower anytime.

and if not, you can use our
shower anytime.
>> Oh, wow, thanks.

shower anytime.
>> Oh, wow, thanks.
>> Hey, babe, where are we

>> Oh, wow, thanks.
>> Hey, babe, where are we
going to dinner?

>> Hey, babe, where are we
going to dinner?
>> Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

going to dinner?
>> Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
Darn it!

>> Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
Darn it!
Darn it.

Darn it!
Darn it.
Well, at least I still have you,

Darn it.
Well, at least I still have you,
old friend.

Well, at least I still have you,
old friend.
(falling electronic tone)

old friend.
(falling electronic tone)
Oh...

(falling electronic tone)
Oh...
♪

Oh...
♪
And a-one and a-two

♪
And a-one and a-two
and away we go, hey!

And a-one and a-two
and away we go, hey!
♪

and away we go, hey!
♪
>> ♪ Bum bum bum ♪

♪
>> ♪ Bum bum bum ♪
>> ♪ Down on the fatberg

>> ♪ Bum bum bum ♪
>> ♪ Down on the fatberg
we love to play ♪

>> ♪ Down on the fatberg
we love to play ♪
♪ Down on the fatberg

we love to play ♪
♪ Down on the fatberg
we love to sing ♪

♪ Down on the fatberg
we love to sing ♪
♪ Down on the fatberg

we love to sing ♪
♪ Down on the fatberg
our friends are swell ♪

♪ Down on the fatberg
our friends are swell ♪
♪ Down on the fatberg ♪

our friends are swell ♪
♪ Down on the fatberg ♪
♪

♪ Down on the fatberg ♪
♪
>> Yeah.

♪
>> Yeah.
(song ends)

>> Next time on
"Adam Ruins Everything...

Voting is way less democratic
than we think.
And I'll prove it to you.

than we think.
And I'll prove it to you.
Back in time!

And I'll prove it to you.
Back in time!
>> Democracy, where every person

Back in time!
>> Democracy, where every person
votes directly for president.

>> Democracy, where every person
votes directly for president.
Psych!

votes directly for president.
Psych!
That would be ridiculous!

>> The 15th Amendment gave
black men the right to vote.

black men the right to vote.
>> This will last forever!

>> This will last forever!
>> Soon after that, states

>> Soon after that, states
passed Jim Crow laws.

passed Jim Crow laws.
>> This is why you should never

>> This is why you should never
meet your heroes.

meet your heroes.
>> (laughing)