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[heavy metal singing]
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D'oh!
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(children cheering)
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Thanks to
Lisa Simpson's tireless
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and tiresome advocacy,
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Springfield will
now be providing
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free LED light bulbs
to every household.
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I can use the money I saved
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to pay for these louder bullets.
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I applause Springfield
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for finally embracing
a progressive idea.
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Whoa, nelly!
It's a progressive idea?
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Well, now I hate it.
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You can have my incandescents
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when you unscrew them
from my cold, dead lamps.
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But this is for a good cause.
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The planet or film preservation
or whatnot.
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[indistinct chatter]
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People, don't let
our divisiveness
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turn this into
another Big Gulp riot.
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-[indistinct arguing]
-[glass shatters]
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There's so much anger
and hostility around us.
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Where does all this negativity
come from?
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More importantly,
where does all the rage go?
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And in the culture wars,
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a new battle is being fought
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in the town of Springfield,
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where they're coming after
your light bulbs.
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What's next-
your truck's testicles?
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Mrs. Butterworth's ample bosom?
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-Yeah!
-Yeah! -Aw, come on.
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You know what I think?
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I think the far-light crazies
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need to check
their watt privilege.
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-Well, that's correct.
-Okay? -Yeah, very much so.
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[roars]
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[cheering]
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[cheering, whooping]
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Go, monster!
Crush that sculpture garden.
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Wait, Bart,
you're a right-winger?
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Nah, I'm mostly just anti-you.
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And anti-saxophone garbage.
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And pro wrecking stuff
that helps people.
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So that's a yes.
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People, don't you see?
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This monster
is a physical manifestation
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of your fear and hate.
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Look what your red rage
has created.
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[roars]
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Darn it.
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-[cheering]
-Go, monster.
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The destruction's one thing,
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but do these
coastal elite monsters
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have to be so smug?
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He's gonna destroy that factory
and end gun violence.
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[phones ringing, beeping]
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"Friend, Blue Monster here.
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"Are you as concerned as I am
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"about the Senate race
in Nevada?
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"Donate to Act Blue Monster."
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Ugh.
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[steel worker] Oh, be nice.
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Um, ladies and gentlemen,
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I have had a brilliant idea.
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Well, that's just not
the same, now, is it?
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Now, I have invented
a humungous robot
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that will combat these
political monstrosities,
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but which can only be powered
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by togetherness.
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Specifically, by the love
of two siblings
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working in perfect harmony.
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I'm a mechanical engineer
and my brother is a Navy SEAL.
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We'd be honored to-
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Oy, oy. Well, I guess those
two little twerps over there
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will have to do.
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[Bart]
For the record, I still think
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everything you stand for
is lame.
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But... robots!
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You suck at this.
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[Lisa]
No, you suck at this.
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Great, you just smushed Otto.
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[Lisa] Ew, gross.
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If we can't get along,
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then what chance
does society have?
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Divisiveness has made
the world go mad.
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I'm surprised
there are only two monsters.
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[screeches]
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Look, it's Dad.
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[whimpers]
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Aah!
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Aah!
Oh, giant donut,
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I'm sorry I ate all your babies!
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Come on, Lis,
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if we can both laugh
at a fat guy stuck in a donut,
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we can work together
and kick some ass.
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It's time to go take these
cable news fear monsters down,
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playground-style.
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[roaring]
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Noogie power!
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What do you get when you mix
red and blue nurples?
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Purple.
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[cheering]
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Ding-dongs of Springfield,
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we've stopped these monsters
for now,
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but if we allow them to keep
feeding on our fear and rage,
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they'll come back even stronger.
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The only way to beat them
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is to remember
what we all have in common
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and reject the echo chambers
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of cable news
and social media.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[creature roaring]
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[Lisa]
Well, I guess civilization had a good run.
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Did it?
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Concert halls were nice.
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Trampoline gyms.
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[Lisa]
Internet was a mistake, though.
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[Bart]
Mm, probably.
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? ?
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[caws]
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Work in Mr. Burns' corn syrup
plant is done for the day.
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-[cheering]
-Woo-hoo! Yay!
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Work building Mr. Burns' mansion
begins for the night.
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[all]
Aw.
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Is this house
ever gonna be finished?
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My father and grandfather
died working on this place.
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[Carl] That's a lot to read.
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Come on, guys, it's not so bad.
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After all, tonight is
the company Thanksgiving dinner.
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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
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Welcome to my elaborate
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and needlessly whimsical
mansion-ola.
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Dinner is served.
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[Lenny]
Odds and Bodkins!
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I've never seen
such a sumptuous repast.
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Ah, bup, bup, bup,
bup, bup, bup.
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Before we dine,
a little Thanksgiving tradition.
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A wishbone pull.
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If you win, this feast is yours.
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If I win, no weekends
or holidays off
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ever again, starting today.
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[all]
Deal!
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Send out your best pull-man.
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Leave it to me, lads.
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You're looking at the four-time
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Aberdeen Bone-Yanking Champion.
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[grunting]
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You've prepared the wishing
furcula so I can't lose?
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Scored and ready, sir.
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On the count of three.
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One, two, three.
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[crackles]
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[cheering]
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You want your feast, have at it.
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My peas!
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[grunting]
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[groans]
That was worth it.
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Dinner's over.
Get back to work.
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[Agnes]
You old fool.
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A promise made upon
a Thanksgiving wishbone
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must never be broken.
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Ah. That's just
an old wives' tale.
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This has nothing to do
with our divorce.
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Now you are cursed
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to be tormented by the souls
of all you have wronged
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till the end of your days.
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Now I remember
why I married you.
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[chuckles]
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[both moaning]
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Still cursed.
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[moaning]
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Hungry.
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Corn syrup.
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[grunting]
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[exclaims]
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Ow!
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Mmm.
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Aah!
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[screaming]
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Ah, all alone on the holidays.
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Perhaps a sip of bi-hydrogenated
oxygen before bed.
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[glass shatters]
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Who's there? Show yourself.
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[glass shatters]
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Must have been the wind.
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Yes, an indoor wind.
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Completely natural.
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Supernatural, even.
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A pair of normal occurrences.
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[scratching]
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What is that eerie scratching?
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[scratching continuing]
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[exclaims]
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-[exclaims]
-[gargling moan]
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Hungry.
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Aah!
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Pull yourself together, man.
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-Jump scare!
-Aah!
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Jump scare!
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[panting]
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Moe scare!
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Where's my peas?
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Aah!
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Ex-wife!
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[exclaiming]
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[grunts, panting]
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[gargling moan]
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Hungry.
Aah!
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-Aah!
-Aah!
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You guys really scared me.
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All right, don't worry, okay?
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That's all over now.
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[exhales]
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-Jump scare!
-Aah!
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[gasps]
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[ghosts]
Hungry.
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So hungry.
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Of course.
I can end this curse
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by simply giving
these fellows dinner.
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-[ghosts moaning]
-[exclaims]
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Here, my peckish vapors.
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Sate thy satanic hunger
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and slake thy unholy thirst.
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[Burns]
Ech!
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Hungry! Hungry!
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The only dish
that will fill our bellies
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is your soul.
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[panting]
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You starved your workers
and made millions,
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selling the corn syrup
that will embiggen
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an unsuspecting nation
for generations to come.
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[Burns gasps]
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[moaning]
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You can't eat my soul
if it's already been set ablaze
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in corn oil.
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Farewell,
you hectoring specters.
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You can't torment me
if I'm dead.
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Oh, I forgot about Hell.
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Aah!
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Cash bar at my funeral.
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Good Lord, Wayland,
look at this.
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What could have driven
such a great man to burn himself
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and the house he loved?
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And on the day
after Thanksgiving, too.
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Truly, it will henceforth
be known as
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Black Friday.
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A day that will
serve as a warning
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to never mistreat workers again,
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no matter how good the deal is.
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[bone snaps]
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? ?
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Mm. Mm.
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I don't know, Barney.
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I've never really been
a jeans guy.
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Come on, Homer.
A swinging bachelor like you
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needs flashy pants.
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Don't you want to have a shot
with that cute waitress?
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Who am I kidding?
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There's not a pair of pants
in the universe
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that'll make her give a loser
like me the time of day.
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Oh, they don't make
blubber-positive jeans
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for guys with my curves.
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Oh, wait.
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How'd I miss those?
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Amazing.
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You can see where my butt ends
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and my legs begin,
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instead of being one big blah.
269
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:38,166
Time to take this sexy ass
for a spin.
270
00:13:40,849 --> 00:13:42,590
I don't know what to say to her.
271
00:13:42,591 --> 00:13:44,675
[deep voice]
Why don't you tell her how attractive
272
00:13:44,676 --> 00:13:47,085
you find her vulnerable,
uncovered legs?
273
00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:48,683
[gasps]
Who said that?
274
00:13:48,705 --> 00:13:50,430
[deep voice]
I did.
275
00:13:50,451 --> 00:13:52,752
[gasps]
My jeans?
276
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:56,785
I'll take all the cash
in the register.
277
00:13:56,786 --> 00:13:59,044
And is that
a chocolate chip scone?
278
00:13:59,068 --> 00:14:00,717
-Raisin.
-[groans]
279
00:14:00,797 --> 00:14:01,980
No, just the cash.
280
00:14:02,077 --> 00:14:04,226
Oh, I should
do something heroic.
281
00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:06,600
But my raging cowardice
makes that difficult.
282
00:14:06,815 --> 00:14:08,982
Wait, what's happening?
283
00:14:09,005 --> 00:14:10,847
[whimpering]
284
00:14:12,347 --> 00:14:13,772
Passing out.
285
00:14:13,927 --> 00:14:17,094
Denim... softer than it looks.
286
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:18,194
[groans]
287
00:14:18,364 --> 00:14:19,681
You saved me.
288
00:14:19,777 --> 00:14:21,461
I did? I did.
289
00:14:21,615 --> 00:14:22,781
I guess heroism
290
00:14:22,782 --> 00:14:24,255
-is in my genes.
-[sirens wailing]
291
00:14:24,256 --> 00:14:26,599
[deep voice]
The fuzz! We got to leg it.
292
00:14:27,390 --> 00:14:28,440
Whoa! [grunts]
293
00:14:31,142 --> 00:14:33,243
[exclaiming]
294
00:14:35,732 --> 00:14:36,839
Hey, nice jeans.
295
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:38,384
Thanks!
They're new!
296
00:14:44,924 --> 00:14:48,076
What the hell is going on?
297
00:14:49,194 --> 00:14:51,212
[deep voice]
Calm down, Homer.
298
00:14:53,114 --> 00:14:55,298
I am Denim.
299
00:14:55,397 --> 00:14:57,096
A bio-adaptive symbiote.
300
00:14:57,235 --> 00:14:59,885
-A symbi-what?
-I'm magical pants, okay?
301
00:14:59,909 --> 00:15:01,725
I've traveled
from my home planet-
302
00:15:01,748 --> 00:15:03,248
Wrang-lor, in the 501 Galaxy-
303
00:15:03,327 --> 00:15:06,328
because it is in the throes
of a climate catastrophe.
304
00:15:06,428 --> 00:15:08,836
Toxins have leached
into our precipitation,
305
00:15:08,993 --> 00:15:12,845
turning my kind
into acid-washed jeans.
306
00:15:12,929 --> 00:15:14,187
But isn't that cool?
307
00:15:14,359 --> 00:15:15,675
It's never been cool.
308
00:15:15,771 --> 00:15:17,529
It's made us weak, unsightly,
309
00:15:17,651 --> 00:15:19,685
and worst of all: dated.
310
00:15:19,782 --> 00:15:21,102
To survive on your planet,
311
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,453
our species requires
a human host.
312
00:15:23,535 --> 00:15:25,551
And my host is you.
313
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,224
Your undercarriage is so wide
314
00:15:27,229 --> 00:15:30,447
and your methane exhausts
so nourishing.
315
00:15:31,742 --> 00:15:32,792
[exclaims]
316
00:15:32,837 --> 00:15:34,653
One chili dog, extra beans.
317
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:37,009
Yeah, you got it,
talking crotch.
318
00:15:37,851 --> 00:15:39,841
But what if I don't want
to be your host?
319
00:15:39,916 --> 00:15:41,765
What's in it for my butt?
320
00:15:41,922 --> 00:15:43,196
I can give you the thing
321
00:15:43,367 --> 00:15:46,017
you want most in the world.
322
00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:47,866
? ?
323
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:51,441
Let your jeans do the talking.
324
00:15:51,442 --> 00:15:52,392
[grunting]
325
00:15:52,393 --> 00:15:54,801
Uh, would you like to dance?
326
00:15:54,959 --> 00:15:56,734
Well, you did save my life,
327
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,282
but no thank you.
328
00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:02,825
Oh, my God.
329
00:16:02,906 --> 00:16:04,982
I'm doing it.
I can dance!
330
00:16:05,004 --> 00:16:06,654
Don't do that. Never do that.
331
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,175
Right, sorry.
332
00:16:08,255 --> 00:16:10,397
? ?
333
00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:24,385
I've never seen such
amazing leg dancing before.
334
00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:26,893
I didn't even bother
to look at your top half,
335
00:16:26,975 --> 00:16:28,992
but I'm sure
it was just as good.
336
00:16:29,223 --> 00:16:31,148
Seal the deal. Dip her.
337
00:16:31,321 --> 00:16:34,005
[whispers] I only know
how to dip chips.
338
00:16:34,179 --> 00:16:36,346
Whoa!
339
00:16:37,690 --> 00:16:40,082
[both moaning]
340
00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:42,906
[Marge grunting]
341
00:16:44,283 --> 00:16:47,334
Uh, will you excuse me
for a second?
342
00:16:48,796 --> 00:16:50,204
You got me this far.
343
00:16:50,225 --> 00:16:52,708
Why don't you let her
get to the good stuff?
344
00:16:52,791 --> 00:16:55,021
I cannot be disengaged
from my host for long
345
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,907
or I'll perish, but don't worry,
346
00:16:57,061 --> 00:17:00,488
I will help you complete
your mating ritual.
347
00:17:00,647 --> 00:17:02,405
[exhales]
348
00:17:02,577 --> 00:17:04,820
That was the most amazing
349
00:17:04,917 --> 00:17:06,434
outercourse of my life.
350
00:17:06,514 --> 00:17:09,423
Well, I like to think
I'm something of an expert
351
00:17:09,597 --> 00:17:11,690
at friction-based rub-a-dub.
352
00:17:11,788 --> 00:17:13,496
Oh, you are.
353
00:17:15,799 --> 00:17:17,356
Homer is so sweet.
354
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,195
But he won't take his pants off.
355
00:17:19,292 --> 00:17:20,475
It's been two months.
356
00:17:20,554 --> 00:17:24,314
Tell him to drop jeans
and fulfill your dreams.
357
00:17:24,993 --> 00:17:26,550
I'm so happy I moved in.
358
00:17:26,571 --> 00:17:28,681
But it does kind of bother me
that you and I
359
00:17:28,728 --> 00:17:31,671
have been stuck
between second and third base.
360
00:17:31,827 --> 00:17:33,327
Sexually.
361
00:17:33,349 --> 00:17:35,074
Honey, let's sit and talk.
362
00:17:35,075 --> 00:17:36,357
You deserve
to know the truth about
363
00:17:36,358 --> 00:17:38,191
what's really been going on.
364
00:17:38,422 --> 00:17:39,679
You see...
365
00:17:39,776 --> 00:17:41,576
Oh...
366
00:17:43,378 --> 00:17:45,211
Do you not see
what Marge is doing?
367
00:17:45,212 --> 00:17:47,037
She's trying
to break up a great team.
368
00:17:47,038 --> 00:17:49,890
Look, Denim, we've had
some laughs, danced,
369
00:17:50,046 --> 00:17:51,137
leg-strangled a guy,
370
00:17:51,309 --> 00:17:53,719
and I could have never
gotten Marge without you.
371
00:17:53,723 --> 00:17:57,058
There's no easy way to say this,
but maybe it's time
372
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:59,643
for me to fart in other pants.
373
00:17:59,666 --> 00:18:02,575
No, no, no.
Homer, don't break up with me.
374
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:05,083
No one will ever
flatter your ass like I do.
375
00:18:05,257 --> 00:18:08,091
I'm gonna shut up this voice
in my head and in my pants
376
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,282
the only way I know how.
377
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,637
[snoring]
378
00:18:19,055 --> 00:18:20,221
He's passed out.
379
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,776
This might be my only chance.
380
00:18:25,391 --> 00:18:28,667
I got you a little surprise.
381
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:30,082
Aah! Khakis?
382
00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:31,512
Where are my jeans?
383
00:18:31,741 --> 00:18:33,999
Where they belong:
in the washing machine.
384
00:18:34,024 --> 00:18:36,024
And I really love how you look
385
00:18:36,179 --> 00:18:38,271
in these sexy, beige, dad pants.
386
00:18:38,369 --> 00:18:40,703
You don't know what you've done!
387
00:18:40,935 --> 00:18:42,935
[Denim shouting]
388
00:18:43,032 --> 00:18:44,716
Never wash
389
00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:46,704
quality Denim!
390
00:18:46,705 --> 00:18:47,728
[gasps]
391
00:18:47,729 --> 00:18:50,045
Aah!
These Dockers meant nothing.
392
00:18:50,128 --> 00:18:51,385
They came on to me.
393
00:18:51,481 --> 00:18:52,964
What the hell's happening?
394
00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:55,078
Homer is my host, not yours.
395
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,066
And you're about to die!
396
00:18:57,148 --> 00:18:58,198
[both gasp]
397
00:18:58,242 --> 00:18:59,884
-[whimpers]
-[exclaiming]
398
00:19:01,494 --> 00:19:03,994
-[grunting]
-Ow! Ow! Ow!
399
00:19:04,092 --> 00:19:05,567
Stop that!
400
00:19:06,265 --> 00:19:08,116
Aah! Acid.
401
00:19:08,271 --> 00:19:11,456
So painfully '80s.
402
00:19:12,191 --> 00:19:13,357
Run, Marge, run!
403
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,511
Run from my pants!
404
00:19:16,645 --> 00:19:19,354
-Aah!
-Aah!
405
00:19:23,332 --> 00:19:25,557
[Denim]
Stitching stretched.
406
00:19:25,579 --> 00:19:27,171
Rivets popping.
407
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:29,492
Ech! So hairy.
408
00:19:29,591 --> 00:19:32,742
Like being on a sweaty cactus.
409
00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:35,526
-Aah!
-These aren't my moves, man.
410
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,108
Not my moves.
411
00:19:37,187 --> 00:19:38,537
[exclaiming]
412
00:19:38,767 --> 00:19:40,709
[grunting]
413
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:45,781
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
414
00:19:45,879 --> 00:19:47,521
[whimpers]
415
00:19:49,130 --> 00:19:50,822
-Aah! [grunting]
-[growling]
416
00:19:53,752 --> 00:19:55,568
Stop!
I'm never gonna
417
00:19:55,665 --> 00:19:58,666
let anything
come between us again.
418
00:19:59,585 --> 00:20:02,161
These past weeks have been
the best of my life.
419
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,335
I can't live without you.
420
00:20:04,341 --> 00:20:05,598
Oh, Homie.
421
00:20:05,619 --> 00:20:07,744
I love you, too.
422
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:09,518
Uh, yeah.
423
00:20:09,614 --> 00:20:11,131
I wasn't talking to you.
424
00:20:11,132 --> 00:20:12,363
Yes!
425
00:20:12,364 --> 00:20:14,288
Thank you, Jeansus.
426
00:20:14,311 --> 00:20:16,369
Deep down,
427
00:20:16,391 --> 00:20:19,151
I knew it all along.
[sniffles]
428
00:20:19,234 --> 00:20:20,492
Really?
429
00:20:20,662 --> 00:20:23,738
Have you stopped following
her on Facebook?
430
00:20:23,896 --> 00:20:25,596
Yes.
431
00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:27,676
-No.
-Thank you for being honest.
432
00:20:27,908 --> 00:20:30,242
It was nice of you
to let her live.
433
00:20:30,265 --> 00:20:33,340
Well, my species will need
as many hosts as possible.
434
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,015
Wait, what?
435
00:20:35,065 --> 00:20:39,615
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