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I don’t know what you see in this game.

It’s fun. Watch.

What was that?

Speed's an elf power.
That side of you must be getting stronger.

Kyra. Be careful.

How cool was that!

Kyra?

[Peter] That was freakish.
How did you do it?

I’ve been practicing.

You're always practicing,
but I’ve never seen you do that before.

-What are you looking at?
-Um, nothing.

Have you done prep for Romeo and Juliet?

We really need to get a good mark
for that assignment.

-I’ve learned my lines, but I sound awful.
-Well, I’m sure once you’re in costume

and feel the part you’ll get better.

Acting’s not my thing.
Can you ask Mathilda to cast someone else?

She’s relying on you.

Meet you at the hall to rehearse.

I warned you.

It’s not my fault.
The speed just happened.

So, we have to make sure you’re not seen
when it happens again.

You’re teaching me invisibility? Why?

Your powers are developing so fast,
you almost revealed yourself.

The answer to that is not encouraging her
to use her magic even more.

Now, can I have some quiet?

Stand in front of this and watch.

See? I’m gone.

Lily, I can still see you.

A magical being can always see
another magical being…

even when they’re invisible,
but look in the mirror.

[gasps]

The mirror sees what a human sees?

Exactly.

-Now you try.
-I don’t have a wand.

Because you’re more elf than fairy.

Naturally.

And because how a fairy gets a wand
is a complicated process.

So, you’ll just have to use these instead.

Less elegant, I know.

-[Peter] I'm not wearing tights.
-It’s the 1600s, Peter.

What do you think they wore? Jeans?

-We could do a modern interpretation.
-Not when the assignment says, quote:

"Recreate the world
of Shakespearean theater."

I’m the director, so try it on.

-What if I have a wardrobe malfunction?
-A what?

-What if they tear?
-Stop being a wimp.

I'm not! I just don’t want to embarrass
the audience.

You were not my first choice in this role,
but Kyra insisted that you get the part.

Okay? So we’re going to make this
a success, right?

"But what soft light
through yonder window breaks?

It is the east and Juliet is the sun."

See? I’m terrible. Get someone else.

No time. You’re Romeo, get used to it.
Meet me back here with Kyra at two.

-[whistle blows]
-Okay people!

[Lily] Focus on your feet
and move your way up your body.

Okay.

[grunts and gasps]

Or the other way around.

-How do I get my arms and head back?
-Uh, reverse the movement?

-This is hard.
-You’ll get it. It just takes time.

I was so excited when I finally got it.

I could walk along the street
and no one could see me.

I used to go to gardens and watch people.
Sometimes, I’d see lovers.

And if they were shy, I’d sprinkle
a touch of fairy dust on them…

so they’d only have eyes for each other.

Isn’t that a bit creepy? [chuckles]

-[phone rings]
-Oh, sometimes love needs a bit of help.

Hi, Peter. What’s up?

Have you seen the ridiculous costume
Mathilda wants me to wear?

Uh, you mean for Romeo and Juliet?
I didn’t think it was that ridiculous.

You knew about it and didn’t tell me?

[Kyra] Peter,
we’re just doing a few scenes.

You’re only on stage for ten minutes.

Ten minutes that'll be streamed
on the school website,

-scar me for life and require therapy.
-All right, I get it.

Come over to my place
and we’ll talk about it.

Sorry, school emergency. Got to go.

Romeo and Juliet is my favorite play.

I’ve always dreamed
of meeting my own Romeo

without the tragic ending, of course.

So, anyway, you need to keep practicing.

I will. Later.

[woman on TV] Wei Lan and Gao Gao are
setting happily into their new enclosure

and zookeepers are crossing
their fingers for a baby panda…

Something smells good.

Leg of lamb roasted in garlic,
honey and rosemary.

These cooking shows make it so easy.

Until you try it
and the kitchen catches fire.

Hey, fair go. I haven’t done that in ages.

[woman on TV] In local news, reports of
an armchair taking flight in a local park

have been explained by meteorologists
as a rare form of heat mirage.

We must have had about 50 calls
about that chair.

…statement a short time ago…

A flying chair… impossible, obviously.

I think it’s full, Father.

And it’s not going to empty itself,
is it, Daughter?

[Peter] Kyra?

Don’t tell me Kyra cracked invisibility.

No. She’s having real trouble.

Of course. She has to use her fingers.
That’s an elf thing.

Way more practical than fairy wands.

Are you offering to help teach her?

Not when I’m trying to cram a year’s
lessons into half that time.

If Kyra reveals the magical world
to humans there’ll be an inquiry.

We’ll both be in big trouble,

because it’s both our fault
she’s like this.

One second I could only see your legs,
then the rest of you appeared.

That’s crazy.
You must have been looking into the sun.

I wasn’t. This morning you were so fast
on the basketball court

and now you’re able to disappear.
That’s not normal.

Normal people
don’t have bits of them vanish.

-Peter, calm down.
-I am calm. This is me being calm!

It’s not possible.
Something’s happened to you.

It hasn’t. We should get to rehearsal.

No one’s leaving until you tell me
how you went invisible.

-Looks like someone messed up.
-Who are you?

-He saw you? I warned you to be careful.
-I was practicing. It was an accident.

Where’d you come from? Who are you?

I’m an elf. She’s a fairy.

A fairy?

Okay, you’re a fairy.

-I wasn’t going to tell him.
-Tell me what?

We can’t just leave him like this.
He knows too much.

Too much of what?

-Lily.
-Not the mind-wipe again.

-Mind-wipe? Now hang on.
-And that didn’t work on me.

He’s not magical like you,
so it should work.

Magical like you?
Kyra, what are they talking about?

You know the mind-wipe is dangerous.

If anyone finds out,
I could get expelled, or worse.

You dragged me into this. You fix it!

-[Kyra] Are you sure it won’t hurt him?
-Hurt me?

-You won’t remember a thing.
-I hope.

Now, wait a second.

Peter? Peter?

-What am I doing here?
-You came to complain about your costume.

-Costume?
-For Romeo and Juliet.

The English assignment.

You, uh, didn’t see anything odd before,
did you?

No.

Mathilda wants us to rehearse at two.
We should go.

-[whispers] Are you sure he’s okay?
He’s fine.

Promise you will never mention this
to Professor Maxwell… ever.

My lips are sealed.

He’s just nervous. I’m sure he’ll be fine.

Besides,
who else are you going to get this late?

You know how much work
this is going to take?

Cue lights and sound!

But soft,
what light through yonder window breaks?

It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.

Arise fair sun, kill the envious moon,
who is already sick and pale with grief

That thou, her maid,
art far more fair then she.

Be not her maid since she is envious.

Her vestal livery is but sick and green.

And none but fools do wear it.
Cast it off.

Oh, it is my lady.

It is my love.

Wow.

He’s so good now. [chuckles]
What happened?

Where’d he go?

Good morrow, fair ladies.
‘Tis a fine day. I'd sup with thee.

Be brisk, pot-boy, I treat them all
with your finest beverage.

I am betrothed to fair Juliet Capulet.

Are thee acquainted with the one I love?

-Peter's not backstage.
-He's not in the bathroom either.

Maybe he went for a walk
to rehearse on his own?

What for? He was so good
it was like he’d become someone else.

Why is he rehearsing at the café?

I need to go.

Bring him back.

O, speak again, bright angel!
For thou art as glorious to this night,

Being o’er my heart…

Your friend in terrific.
He really is Romeo.

That’s what I’m afraid of.

That’s great, Peter,
but it’s time to get back to rehearsal.

I know thee not, wench.

Peter, enough.

Come on.

My name is Romeo… Romeo Montague.

And I am Juliet!

-And we have to go.
-Thou art not Juliet.

You are but a pale and sickly imposter.
Begone!

-What did you do to him?
-Not me, Lily.

Hail, Romeo. Come with me.
I know where there’s a party.

Unhand me, knave! Thou knowest me not
and yet, is it?

Yes, it is Tybalt.
Fire-eyed fury be my conduct now!

-Cool it.
-I know thee not, coward.

Bring your second. We shall meet at dawn
and I will run you through.

I don’t know what your problem is, but…

You are a Capulet and as I am a Montague,

you would quarrel ere let me be
with my Juliet, mistress of my heart.

So, you want to see Juliet?

More than all the stars in the heavens.

Keep an eye on him.

Kyra! How’s the invisibility practice?

Will we be seeing less of you?

This is no time for jokes.

You made Peter think he’s Romeo for real.

I told you the mind-wipe was dangerous,
but you insisted.

If I told you to step in front
of a charging Minotaur, would you?

Wait. Romeo as in Romeo and Juliet,
I love that play.

-Me, too.
-I can’t leave him like this!

Okay, we need to find anything we can
on character transference.

Ladder? This might take some time.

It can’t. Peter’s at the café challenging
Darra to a duel. I tried to get him away,

but he wouldn’t come with me,
because he doesn’t believe I’m Juliet.

Of course not.
Romeo only wants to be with Juliet.

So we need to find him another Juliet.

Who?

Mercutio’s soul is a way above our heads
with thine to keep him company.

Right. Why don’t you keep me company
somewhere else?

Either thou, or I,
or both must go with him.

O, Romeo! There’s someone here to see you.

At last, my Juliet.

My dear, my lady, my love.

Thank you.

-Now what?
-Get him out of here.

Keep him busy
until Ruksy finds a solution.

Ah, handsome Romeo,
willest thouest comest with me-eth?

I would follow you like day follows night,
for you, Juliet, are the sun.

Really?

Whither do we go, my love? To Verona?

Wherever you want-eth.

Let’s go help Ruksy
find a way to reverse this.

I got sick of waiting. Where is Peter?

Oh, uh, yeah, he’d gone
by the time I got here.

We can run lines without him.

[Lily] Can we stop for a moment?
Someone might be trying to find us.

Yes, your kinsmen who forbid our love.

If they see thee and I,
no good shall come of it.

I think we’ll be safe here.

Then rest with me, my lady,
so that I may gaze upon your face.

Your eyes sparkle like precious jewels,

the color of your cheeks more glorious
than the flowers of spring.

Well, thank you.
I do take care of my skin.

So rich in beauty you are.

You are my one and only love.

So rich in beauty? Really?

You are truly my heart’s desire.

How can you doubt it?

Though the mountains be high
and the seas storm-tossed,

I would follow thee
to the ends of the Earth.

I had no idea there were so many spells
on reversing magic.

Is there one to reverse time?
Then all of this never would've happened.

[Ruksy] I found it!

"A spell to remove personalities
transferred from book covers to people."

There really is such a spell?

It seems to get quite a lot of use.

If I could write the beauty of your eyes,
and in fresh numbers,

number all your graces.

That is so beautiful.

If only I could say something
that lovely back.

But you can, the exchange
of thy love’s faithful vow for mine.

You mean…

Let us never be parted again.

[Kyra] Swear not by the moon,

the… inconstant moon
that monthly changes in her circled orb,

hence…

-Matty!
-Sorry.

Uh, Peter is not answering.
Hey, where has he got to?

Maybe he stopped for a snack.

I still don’t get it.

This morning his acting was awful
and a couple of hours later he’s a star!

Maybe your directorial approach
inspired him.

Well, that’s true.

So, why isn’t it working on you?

I just had an idea where he might be.

Oh, no, no, no.
I am not losing both my actors.

Will someone turn the lights back on!

-You're sure you can reverse it?
-That’s what Ruksy said.

Great. Let’s find Peter.

You do realize whoever cast the spell
has to reverse it?

Not a problem.
Why would Lily refuse to turn Peter back?

-Will you follow me throughout the world?
-I will.

And never leave my side?

Oh, yes, yes, a thousand times yes.

Where are they?
Lily was meant to be minding Peter.

That might not have been such a good idea.

Why not?

Hey! Romeo!

Why do I have to turn him back?

He said he wants to go away with me.

He said he loves me.

This isn’t real, Lily.
Peter doesn’t know what he’s saying.

It sounded like he did.

Lily, you deserve someone
who doesn’t need magic

to tell you how wonderful you are.

Kyra’s right.
You want someone who really means it.

-Where will I find him?
-I don’t know, but one day you will.

It’s just not Peter.

For what purpose are we come here?

To plight our troth once more?

Once more and forever.

Parting is such…

Sweet sorrow?

But why must we part, my love?
We are to travel the world.

There is a journey, yes,
but you must take it alone.

Take this and gaze upon it.

I know not the meaning of this.

I’ll never forget you, my sweet Romeo.

Peter?

-How come I’m wearing this?
-Uh, we decided to rehearse here.

I don’t remember that.

That’s because you were so into character
you forgot where you were.

It’s the sign of a true actor.

It is?

Come on. Mathilda’s waiting for us.

Places everybody!

And action.

Oh, Romeo, Romeo,
wherefore art thou, Romeo?

But soft, what light
through yonder window breaks.

-It is the east and Juliet is the sun.
-[bows whistle]

What are you playing at?

-Do it like did at the café!
-I never rehearsed at the café.

That can’t be me.

Oh, so, it’s your twin.
Can he do the scene?

Did I really do that?

Like I said, you were so in character
you forgot where you were.

Acting is dangerous.

I’m done.

Some actors peak early.

[knocking]

[Steve] Man with washing requesting entry.

Kyra?

Nailed it.