Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,041
NETFLIX PRESENTS
2
00:00:09,125 --> 00:00:12,166
[harmonica plays melodically]
3
00:00:14,958 --> 00:00:17,333
Yes, yes! [laughs excitedly]
4
00:00:17,416 --> 00:00:19,958
[insects chirping]
5
00:00:20,041 --> 00:00:22,041
[harmonica continues melodically]
6
00:00:35,416 --> 00:00:37,958
[children playing in distance]
7
00:00:39,166 --> 00:00:40,458
[man] Rachel?
8
00:00:43,583 --> 00:00:44,583
Samuel.
9
00:00:45,333 --> 00:00:46,333
[sniffles]
10
00:00:49,958 --> 00:00:51,291
No need to worry, Maem.
11
00:00:51,916 --> 00:00:54,000
Your son shall return a better Amish man.
12
00:00:54,958 --> 00:00:57,000
Write us, my boy. Okay?
13
00:00:57,666 --> 00:00:58,666
Write to us.
14
00:01:01,708 --> 00:01:02,708
Eli.
15
00:01:12,583 --> 00:01:14,875
[harmonica continues]
16
00:01:20,541 --> 00:01:21,625
[sighs]
17
00:01:21,708 --> 00:01:24,208
[children laughing]
18
00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:41,708
[grunts, gasps]
19
00:01:49,250 --> 00:01:50,976
- [man 1] Good day.
- [man 2] Good day to you.
20
00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,000
[man 3] Hello.
21
00:01:53,208 --> 00:01:55,208
[harmonica playing melodically]
22
00:02:02,041 --> 00:02:03,041
[horse snorts]
23
00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:12,375
When Rumspringa's finished
and you come home,
24
00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:15,041
get baptized,
25
00:02:15,541 --> 00:02:16,541
and marry...
26
00:02:18,666 --> 00:02:19,833
then you'll grow a beard.
27
00:02:32,750 --> 00:02:33,791
It's time now.
28
00:02:35,666 --> 00:02:38,666
[warm pastoral music playing]
29
00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,125
[rooster crows]
30
00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:56,416
[Jacob] Dearest Daadi, dearest Maem.
31
00:02:56,500 --> 00:03:00,083
Had I only heeded your advice
and voyaged across the ocean by boat.
32
00:03:00,791 --> 00:03:03,208
Travel by airplane
is the most horrible invention
33
00:03:03,291 --> 00:03:04,791
you could possibly imagine.
34
00:03:09,250 --> 00:03:11,541
Praise the Lord that I've finally arrived.
35
00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:14,916
My Rumspringa in the old country
can commence at long last.
36
00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,875
When you read this,
I shall be on my way to see our uncle.
37
00:03:17,958 --> 00:03:20,833
Rest assured that I'll take good care
of our family Bible.
38
00:03:20,916 --> 00:03:22,041
This I promise you.
39
00:03:22,666 --> 00:03:24,333
Your loving son, Jacob.
40
00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:28,750
[woman] Taxi!
41
00:03:34,166 --> 00:03:36,375
They don't give a shit
if they get a Basquiat
42
00:03:36,458 --> 00:03:38,041
or a paint-by-numbers.
43
00:03:38,125 --> 00:03:40,458
Just look for something
with a cow on it, okay?
44
00:03:40,541 --> 00:03:42,083
Or, like, a slaughterhouse.
45
00:03:43,958 --> 00:03:46,583
Oh, he's a gentleman.
46
00:03:47,791 --> 00:03:49,208
Careful, my bag.
47
00:03:49,958 --> 00:03:51,166
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
48
00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:55,125
Thank you, sir.
49
00:03:56,875 --> 00:03:59,291
Well, we'll meet up soon, though, okay?
Yep, see you. Bye.
50
00:03:59,375 --> 00:04:00,708
Thanks for your help.
51
00:04:01,291 --> 00:04:02,583
I speak German.
52
00:04:02,666 --> 00:04:04,666
Well, then, have fun in Berlin.
53
00:04:16,625 --> 00:04:18,375
[warm music playing]
54
00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:27,666
My sack!
55
00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:30,666
- [driver] Have a good flight.
- I'm not flying. I'm...
56
00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:32,666
I'm just here picking someone up.
57
00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:33,750
Stop, stop!
58
00:04:33,791 --> 00:04:35,083
My sack!
59
00:04:39,208 --> 00:04:42,166
- Carriage, can you follow that machine?
- What's that?
60
00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:43,958
Follow that car, please. If you would.
61
00:04:45,708 --> 00:04:46,916
[engine turns over]
62
00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,666
[upbeat music playing]
63
00:04:48,750 --> 00:04:50,500
[driver] This is wild!
64
00:04:50,583 --> 00:04:53,125
Haven't done this before. [laughing]
65
00:05:01,541 --> 00:05:03,083
[horn honking]
66
00:05:12,458 --> 00:05:14,166
[driver] So, who are we following?
67
00:05:14,666 --> 00:05:16,416
- My sack.
- Huh?
68
00:05:16,916 --> 00:05:19,000
- My luggage.
- [driver] Oh, your bag.
69
00:05:19,083 --> 00:05:20,708
Your wallet isn't in your bag, is it?
70
00:05:21,583 --> 00:05:22,500
Got money, right?
71
00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:23,666
I am Amish.
72
00:05:23,750 --> 00:05:26,291
My people believe that
money itself has no value.
73
00:05:26,375 --> 00:05:27,695
- [tires screech]
- [Jacob grunts]
74
00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:29,750
[horns honking]
75
00:05:45,875 --> 00:05:48,041
[church bell tolling]
76
00:05:48,125 --> 00:05:50,125
[inquisitive music playing]
77
00:06:05,958 --> 00:06:07,750
[footsteps approaching]
78
00:06:10,583 --> 00:06:11,583
[Jacob] Good day.
79
00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:14,291
List?
80
00:06:14,375 --> 00:06:16,333
[people whooping, laughing]
81
00:06:16,416 --> 00:06:18,833
Hey, um, do you have more glitter?
82
00:06:18,916 --> 00:06:19,916
[bouncer grunts]
83
00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:22,375
Mother of God!
84
00:06:23,041 --> 00:06:24,500
- He's gorgeous.
- [woman gasps]
85
00:06:25,291 --> 00:06:26,583
Just perfect.
86
00:06:26,666 --> 00:06:29,541
Vintage. Retro. Old-school!
87
00:06:29,625 --> 00:06:31,500
Let's take a picture.
88
00:06:31,583 --> 00:06:33,000
No, no, no, no! No photos.
89
00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:35,750
You mustn't take pictures of me.
I'm Amish.
90
00:06:35,833 --> 00:06:37,166
- Uh, okay.
- What's with him?
91
00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:38,250
Amish.
92
00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:41,500
The Lord has forbidden our picture-taking.
It's vanity.
93
00:06:42,375 --> 00:06:44,083
- What did he say?
- I don't know.
94
00:06:44,166 --> 00:06:45,892
- [man 1] Didn't understand.
- [woman shouts]
95
00:06:45,916 --> 00:06:46,750
God.
96
00:06:46,833 --> 00:06:48,666
- Ahh!
- Not my god.
97
00:06:48,750 --> 00:06:50,270
- [all laughing]
- [woman] Mine either!
98
00:06:55,291 --> 00:06:57,208
Ah, hey! Glitter, glitter, glitter!
99
00:06:57,291 --> 00:06:58,971
[bouncer] All right,
let me see what I got.
100
00:07:00,625 --> 00:07:03,291
[all continue whooping and laughing
in distance]
101
00:07:09,541 --> 00:07:12,875
[heavenly choral music playing]
102
00:07:15,291 --> 00:07:17,541
- [man] Yo, man.
- What's good?
103
00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,583
Right. These.
104
00:07:24,666 --> 00:07:25,958
[vendor] That everything?
105
00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:27,750
These too.
106
00:07:27,791 --> 00:07:29,291
[cash register beeping]
107
00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,250
Good day. All is well?
108
00:07:31,916 --> 00:07:32,916
What?
109
00:07:33,708 --> 00:07:34,750
How are you?
110
00:07:36,416 --> 00:07:37,416
Good, thank you.
111
00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:40,333
- [vendor] 13.60.
- I'm also Amish.
112
00:07:41,333 --> 00:07:42,500
Huh? Wassup?
113
00:07:42,583 --> 00:07:44,875
I'm on Rumspringa. You too, right?
114
00:07:44,958 --> 00:07:46,791
Uh, no. On a beer run.
115
00:07:49,875 --> 00:07:51,416
- See ya, bye.
- [vendor] Cheers.
116
00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:53,208
[children laughing]
117
00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:59,250
I've lost my sack
with my money and old family Bible.
118
00:07:59,333 --> 00:08:00,583
I simply must find it.
119
00:08:00,666 --> 00:08:01,750
Help me, if you would.
120
00:08:01,833 --> 00:08:04,125
My uncle was meant to find me
at the airship field.
121
00:08:04,208 --> 00:08:06,458
[grunts] At the airship field, huh?
122
00:08:07,458 --> 00:08:09,541
Airport? He might still be there.
123
00:08:11,083 --> 00:08:13,041
Hey, what the hell are you even saying?
124
00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,208
[phone alarm chimes]
125
00:08:15,291 --> 00:08:17,500
IN 10 MINUTES
126
00:08:17,583 --> 00:08:20,250
Guys, plans have changed.
Catch you later.
127
00:08:24,791 --> 00:08:27,791
[lighthearted music playing]
128
00:08:48,416 --> 00:08:50,875
Okay, what's your deal?
You stalking me, or what?
129
00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:53,125
- Yes.
- Yes?
130
00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:56,208
Well, I'd like you to stop it, dude.
Now get outta here.
131
00:08:59,291 --> 00:09:01,166
Man, what the hell is wrong with you?
132
00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:02,750
Please, sir, if you would.
133
00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:04,513
- I must find my Mennonite friends.
- Whoa.
134
00:09:04,541 --> 00:09:06,041
- I must find my friends...
- Hey!
135
00:09:06,666 --> 00:09:08,291
[phone alarm beeping]
136
00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:10,875
IN 5
137
00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,059
- [thud]
- [Jacob cries out]
138
00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:23,666
[woman] Hey!
This is a bike path, you prick!
139
00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:24,750
[Jacob] Ah, fuck.
140
00:09:26,291 --> 00:09:27,291
[Jacob] Ay-ay-ay.
141
00:09:27,875 --> 00:09:30,416
- [Jacob moans]
- [teacher] Keep on walking forward.
142
00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:31,916
Don't stare at him.
143
00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,750
[upbeat music playing]
144
00:09:33,833 --> 00:09:34,833
All right.
145
00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,208
HOW DO YOU TREAT CUTS?
146
00:09:41,041 --> 00:09:43,916
Hey, guys! Today, I'll show you
how to use household items
147
00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,291
to treat and bandage a cut.
148
00:09:45,375 --> 00:09:46,791
It's best if you cool it
149
00:09:46,875 --> 00:09:48,916
and cover it with a Band-Aid or bandage.
150
00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,083
If it keeps bleeding,
please go see a doctor.
151
00:09:51,166 --> 00:09:53,041
Don't forget to like and subscribe.
152
00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:56,791
- Here. You gotta keep it cold.
- [roommate] Mm-hmm. [clears throat]
153
00:09:57,291 --> 00:09:59,184
- It's my pizza, but if it helps...
- [Jacob] Ow!
154
00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:00,375
Uh...
155
00:10:00,958 --> 00:10:02,791
Dude, I think he needs a Band-Aid too.
156
00:10:04,208 --> 00:10:05,375
[roommate shudders]
157
00:10:05,458 --> 00:10:06,500
Hi, Bo.
158
00:10:06,583 --> 00:10:07,791
[slurping through straw]
159
00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,000
Hey, Freja.
160
00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:11,500
Alf? The door was open.
161
00:10:11,583 --> 00:10:12,583
Hey.
162
00:10:13,291 --> 00:10:16,791
♪ Could I ever create something ♪
163
00:10:16,875 --> 00:10:19,000
- ♪ That could stir you up... ♪
- [kissing]
164
00:10:19,083 --> 00:10:20,583
I love getting your messages.
165
00:10:21,583 --> 00:10:24,083
Um, I didn't send that.
166
00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:26,833
No, I mean in general.
167
00:10:26,916 --> 00:10:29,583
Your... your messages
are always really nice.
168
00:10:29,666 --> 00:10:31,666
Did someone text you
a honeypot or something?
169
00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:33,250
What? No. No one.
170
00:10:33,958 --> 00:10:36,208
And so you just...
you were just stopping by, or...
171
00:10:36,291 --> 00:10:37,125
[Freja] Mm-hmm.
172
00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:39,416
[Alf] I got this Amish guy here.
173
00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,601
- Some yuppie biker mom banged him up.
- [Freja] Amish?
174
00:10:41,625 --> 00:10:42,625
[Alf] Yeah.
175
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,958
[Freja] Those guys live sustainably.
How great!
176
00:10:45,041 --> 00:10:47,166
- Awesome. Super cool.
- Wow.
177
00:10:49,333 --> 00:10:51,458
Of course the honeypot was from me.
178
00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:53,125
Hmm?
179
00:10:53,708 --> 00:10:55,750
[cell phone ringing]
180
00:11:01,166 --> 00:11:02,250
[Freja] I gotta go.
181
00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:03,875
Bye.
182
00:11:03,958 --> 00:11:04,958
Where to?
183
00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:08,458
Um, stress at work stuff.
And looks like you've got stuff going on.
184
00:11:08,541 --> 00:11:09,833
[slurping through straw]
185
00:11:09,916 --> 00:11:10,916
What?
186
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,583
- [Jacob groans]
- Help him.
187
00:11:13,666 --> 00:11:17,166
Oh, him? No, man. He's about to head out.
188
00:11:17,958 --> 00:11:20,208
- Sometimes you're such a Nazi.
- [Alf] Nazi?
189
00:11:20,708 --> 00:11:23,416
You never take responsibility,
not even for a refugee.
190
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:27,625
Wait, but... He... He's not...
He's not like a refugee.
191
00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:29,833
- He just came here...
- You're so weighed down, Alf.
192
00:11:29,916 --> 00:11:31,000
By ego.
193
00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:33,976
[chuckles awkwardly]
You're the one trying to bail on me
194
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,880
just 'cause your work's
getting a bit stressful,
195
00:11:35,916 --> 00:11:37,625
and I'm the one with the ego, huh?
196
00:11:39,625 --> 00:11:40,625
Hi!
197
00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:42,333
[Freja chuckles]
198
00:11:44,416 --> 00:11:45,416
I'm Freja.
199
00:11:46,208 --> 00:11:48,625
I am an enormous fan of your eco-culture.
200
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:52,708
Jacob Hostetler of the Hostetler family
from Amish country.
201
00:11:52,791 --> 00:11:54,000
[Freja] That's so cool.
202
00:11:54,083 --> 00:11:56,000
If the whole world
lived the way the Amish do,
203
00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:58,958
then it wouldn't be falling apart
in the next 50 years.
204
00:11:59,666 --> 00:12:00,666
Jacob,
205
00:12:01,041 --> 00:12:03,958
what is a good person
like yourself doing here in Berlin?
206
00:12:04,541 --> 00:12:06,166
I'm here on Rumspringa.
207
00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:07,083
[Freja] Mm-hmm.
208
00:12:07,166 --> 00:12:10,666
It's the one time when we may do
the things that are forbidden to us.
209
00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:11,583
[Freja] So cool.
210
00:12:11,666 --> 00:12:13,416
To be sure the Amish life
is what we prefer.
211
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,041
Like a sabbatical. [gasps]
212
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,875
All the things I'd do.
213
00:12:16,958 --> 00:12:19,458
Something with my hands. I'd garden,
214
00:12:19,541 --> 00:12:21,250
pull up weeds,
215
00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:22,333
ceramics...
216
00:12:22,416 --> 00:12:25,125
- No, no, other things.
- Something with orphan children.
217
00:12:25,708 --> 00:12:29,125
No, we... we can discover
how the other world is.
218
00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:32,458
We're permitted to...
to experiment, to drink, and...
219
00:12:33,583 --> 00:12:34,666
- to party.
- [Freja] Nice.
220
00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:37,083
You really found the right teacher.
221
00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:38,916
Jacob,
222
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:42,250
I think that Alf could learn something
from you and you from him.
223
00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:44,750
- That is great.
- [Freja chuckles]
224
00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:47,291
Alf, we Amish love to help a fellow man.
225
00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:49,375
Gotta go.
226
00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:52,750
I'm working on something bigger than me.
I want to do good.
227
00:12:53,958 --> 00:12:56,166
But look who I'm talking to.
228
00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:57,250
- Bye.
- [Jacob moans]
229
00:12:57,875 --> 00:12:59,125
- Bye, Bo.
- [Bo shudders]
230
00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:02,833
[Freja slurping through straw]
231
00:13:04,791 --> 00:13:07,291
Sorry, I'd really like to help you out,
232
00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:09,125
but today's just a little
233
00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:10,916
inconvenient.
234
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,000
[Jacob winces]
235
00:13:17,375 --> 00:13:19,500
- [Jacob] Ow! Ah.
- Right.
236
00:13:20,458 --> 00:13:23,708
Uh, hold on. I've got a bit...
237
00:13:24,291 --> 00:13:25,625
Do you take PayPal?
238
00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:29,083
- Uh, Bo, do you...
- Crypto.
239
00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:30,166
Just Crypto.
240
00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:33,500
It's okay.
Many thanks for all your help, Alf.
241
00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:35,958
Many thanks, Mr. Bo, for the cloth.
242
00:13:38,291 --> 00:13:41,000
[warm music playing]
243
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:56,041
♪ What do you need for a real hello? ♪
244
00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:59,208
♪ What do these stars mean
That we follow? ♪
245
00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:02,708
♪ How far can we go
Without feeling broke? ♪
246
00:14:02,791 --> 00:14:05,125
♪ Shouldn't we feel the feel, though? ♪
247
00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:11,750
♪ Two words, two souls
Lonely souls, we are both lonely ♪
248
00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:13,833
♪ But we are in this together... ♪
249
00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:17,125
STOP THE GREENHOUSE EFFECT
250
00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:18,708
♪ Longing, waiting ♪
251
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,583
♪ Longing, waiting ♪
252
00:14:20,666 --> 00:14:21,916
♪ Longing, waiting ♪
253
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,458
♪ Longing, waiting ♪
254
00:14:23,541 --> 00:14:24,833
♪ Longing, waiting ♪
255
00:14:24,916 --> 00:14:27,333
♪ Waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting ♪
256
00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:32,250
[Alf] Dude, I'm not Amish.
257
00:14:39,291 --> 00:14:43,458
♪ Misplaced and overwhelmed
And attitudes ♪
258
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:46,833
♪ All devised to get through to you ♪
259
00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:51,916
♪ This town has a crack in it ♪
260
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:56,875
♪ But no chance for the right
To get back in ♪
261
00:14:57,916 --> 00:15:01,583
♪ Right in the center, but stifled out ♪
262
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:06,041
♪ No one around, she sleeps alone ♪
263
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:11,333
♪ And if it's meant to be
To feel so small ♪
264
00:15:11,416 --> 00:15:14,541
♪ To lose your ground before you grow ♪
265
00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:15,625
[phone clatters]
266
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,791
- [bottles clattering]
- [siren wails]
267
00:15:22,958 --> 00:15:23,958
Come on!
268
00:15:24,041 --> 00:15:26,083
Bo, did you use up all my papers?
269
00:15:27,041 --> 00:15:28,291
[Bo] Me? No.
270
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,000
[sighs]
271
00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:37,333
[objects clattering]
272
00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:43,916
Many thanks. May the Lord be with you.
273
00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:50,083
Excuse me.
274
00:15:50,541 --> 00:15:52,041
- Huh?
- Your trash.
275
00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:54,916
Oh. Uh-huh.
276
00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:06,291
Hand it over.
277
00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:08,750
[street girl] And your phone.
278
00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:11,750
- Uh, I haven't got one.
- You lying to us or what?
279
00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:15,041
- [Jacob] I... I...
- [street girl] Hold onto him. Hold him!
280
00:16:15,916 --> 00:16:17,276
I haven't got a phone! [cries out]
281
00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:18,583
[groans]
282
00:16:19,541 --> 00:16:21,625
- [groans continue] Ow!
- [kick thuds]
283
00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:24,041
- Please! Help!
- [street girl] What's his fucking deal?
284
00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:25,333
[Jacob] Help me!
285
00:16:25,416 --> 00:16:26,958
- [thuds continue]
- [Jacob] Ah!
286
00:16:27,041 --> 00:16:29,375
Hey, what's wrong with you?
287
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:32,541
What, can't you see he's disabled?
You guys are shameless.
288
00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:34,291
Get out of here.
289
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:41,250
- [street girl] Yeah, thanks, Adolf.
- Alf.
290
00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:43,625
Dicks.
291
00:16:44,541 --> 00:16:46,166
- [Alf sniffles]
- [Jacob] Whoo!
292
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,416
I didn't hurt anyone.
293
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:49,625
Yeah, no shit.
294
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:52,333
Where's your beard?
295
00:16:53,291 --> 00:16:57,041
Mm, just wanted to change it up.
[sniffles, clears throat]
296
00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:59,125
[phone ringing]
297
00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:02,208
[phone ringing]
298
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:06,958
[ringing continues, muffled]
299
00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:10,291
[ringing continues]
300
00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:13,875
Okay, you're here two weeks max, yeah?
Less is better.
301
00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:14,958
And you pay rent too.
302
00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:18,166
Pay rent too?
303
00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:21,708
That means giving us money
so you can sleep here.
304
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:24,125
- Well, I, for one, am against it.
- Bo!
305
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:25,583
Who's on the lease here?
306
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,750
There are a few house rules, okay?
307
00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:31,083
Rent's paid by the week,
308
00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:33,083
and you're gone during the day 'cause...
309
00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:38,166
'cause we both need our space to think.
310
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:42,333
Other than that, no pets,
don't play shitty music,
311
00:17:42,416 --> 00:17:44,250
and never answer the landline, okay?
312
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:46,500
And when you see I have a girl over,
313
00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:48,583
don't talk to her
about your Amish bullshit.
314
00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:52,416
Alf, no need to worry.
I can abide by these rules.
315
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:53,708
I have my own rules.
316
00:17:53,791 --> 00:17:56,083
I rise and go to bed with the sun,
317
00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:59,500
I give thanks to God whenever I eat,
and I strive to do good every day.
318
00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:01,833
No drugs, no alcohol...
319
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:05,333
- [beer bottle opens]
- ...no cars, no dancing,
320
00:18:05,416 --> 00:18:07,083
no violence, no music,
321
00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:10,541
no instruments, apart from harmonica,
but only in the field...
322
00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:12,791
Listen up, here we say,
323
00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:14,666
"Sometimes you eat the bear,
324
00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:19,041
and sometimes the bear eats you."
325
00:18:19,708 --> 00:18:20,708
Mm.
326
00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:22,583
[Bo] Mm.
327
00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:25,041
Mm.
328
00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:26,166
[Alf] Okay, whatever.
329
00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:27,875
We have a deal?
330
00:18:29,791 --> 00:18:32,250
[breathes excitedly]
All right. Deal, deal!
331
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:35,375
Many thanks, many thanks.
332
00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:37,291
- Many thanks.
- Oh yeah.
333
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:38,791
[Jacob chuckles, pats Bo]
334
00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:40,375
Many thanks to you.
335
00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:41,708
[camera shutter clicks]
336
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:46,375
[upbeat music playing]
337
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,166
Are you skilled in woodwork?
338
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:50,625
Yeah, so?
339
00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:53,416
[Jacob] Ah. How many logs
have you chopped per minute?
340
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,500
[Alf] Fifteen.
341
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,458
- [camera shutter clicks]
- [bed inflates]
342
00:19:08,666 --> 00:19:11,500
[heavenly choral music plays distantly]
343
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,958
[Bo yelling]
344
00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:24,976
- Fuck off! Die, you alien!
- [heavy metal playing on video game]
345
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,750
[Bo continues yelling]
346
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,208
[mimics machine gun firing]
347
00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:31,333
Ha ha! Take that, bitch! [yelling]
348
00:19:31,416 --> 00:19:33,375
[Bo shouting indistinctly]
349
00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:37,000
[shouting and music stop abruptly]
350
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:38,208
[birds chirping]
351
00:19:51,041 --> 00:19:53,041
[gentle guitar music playing]
352
00:19:57,666 --> 00:20:00,041
[harmonica joins guitar]
353
00:20:02,708 --> 00:20:03,791
[door opens]
354
00:20:09,916 --> 00:20:10,916
[Alf groans]
355
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,041
HELLO, MY SON. THE RENT FOR OCTOBER
KISSES, YOUR DAD
356
00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:36,208
[toilet flushes]
357
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,541
[chuckles]
358
00:20:40,916 --> 00:20:43,083
Technology! [chuckles]
359
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,375
Huh?
360
00:20:48,041 --> 00:20:49,041
Oh...
361
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:51,750
Huh.
362
00:20:53,833 --> 00:20:56,791
[Jacob spits, crying out]
363
00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:01,416
[Jacob spits, gargles]
364
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:15,000
[blender whizzing]
365
00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:19,458
[blender clicks off]
366
00:21:19,541 --> 00:21:20,583
Is this my breakfast?
367
00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:23,833
Has your wife gone to the market?
368
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,166
Wife? Oh, wife? You mean Freja?
369
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,041
She's not my wife.
370
00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:31,625
Ah, she's your sister.
371
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:34,291
We have sex, Jacob.
372
00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:36,416
I mean... mostly sex.
373
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:39,333
Well, if she ever texts me again.
[clears throat, scoffs]
374
00:21:39,416 --> 00:21:42,583
I don't care if she texts or not.
I don't always text her.
375
00:21:42,666 --> 00:21:43,958
It's a free country.
376
00:21:50,083 --> 00:21:51,083
Drink.
377
00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:54,208
[sniffs]
378
00:22:03,041 --> 00:22:04,958
Oh! [chuckles excitedly]
379
00:22:05,041 --> 00:22:06,708
This libation is exceptional!
380
00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:09,833
Quite good.
381
00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:11,333
Quite good.
382
00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:13,333
Okay, so...
383
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,875
- Any idea who took your sack?
- No.
384
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,375
That gentlewoman was really
385
00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:22,083
good-looking.
386
00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:26,083
[gasps] She did hand me a card
with a pattern on it.
387
00:22:27,291 --> 00:22:29,041
I can't determine what it means.
388
00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:30,875
Alf...
389
00:22:32,833 --> 00:22:34,250
I think this is top secret.
390
00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:40,250
Yeah, dude, that's a QR code.
391
00:22:42,875 --> 00:22:43,875
[Alf sighs]
392
00:22:45,083 --> 00:22:46,083
[phone beeps]
393
00:22:51,666 --> 00:22:53,166
- [phone clatters]
- [Alf sniffs]
394
00:22:53,833 --> 00:22:55,166
[Alf exhales]
395
00:22:59,458 --> 00:23:00,750
Yeah, okay, I'll help you out.
396
00:23:00,833 --> 00:23:03,333
[chuckles excitedly] Many thanks.
397
00:23:06,375 --> 00:23:08,375
[upbeat music playing]
398
00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:11,375
Cool, right?
399
00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:13,291
Does it have six cylinders?
400
00:23:14,750 --> 00:23:17,041
- [Alf] Mm-hmm.
- [Jacob] Yeah? Ooh! [laughs excitedly]
401
00:23:17,125 --> 00:23:18,958
I love cars! Can I sit down in it?
402
00:23:19,916 --> 00:23:21,625
Oh! [gasps]
403
00:23:22,666 --> 00:23:24,833
[upbeat music continues]
404
00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:33,791
[engine turns over]
405
00:23:40,166 --> 00:23:41,958
[thrilling music playing]
406
00:23:42,041 --> 00:23:44,041
[siren wailing]
407
00:23:44,666 --> 00:23:46,208
[Jacob] That was quite loud.
408
00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:48,125
Oh! [laughs]
409
00:23:48,208 --> 00:23:49,500
BUTCHER'S
410
00:23:54,208 --> 00:23:56,208
[Jacob laughing happily]
411
00:23:58,625 --> 00:24:01,125
My daadi bequeathed me a buggy
on my 18th birthday.
412
00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:02,416
[Alf] Mm.
413
00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,166
My buggy's a family heirloom.
414
00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:05,250
ACTs.
415
00:24:05,958 --> 00:24:07,583
ACT? What is this?
416
00:24:08,166 --> 00:24:10,083
- A college test.
- Ah.
417
00:24:11,125 --> 00:24:13,666
You did learn how to
read and write, at least?
418
00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:15,166
- Arithmetic.
- Arithmetic.
419
00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:16,375
That's enough for me.
420
00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:23,083
And then so then your... your daadi
just gave you a buggy?
421
00:24:23,958 --> 00:24:24,958
Like as a gift?
422
00:24:25,958 --> 00:24:26,875
Just 'cause?
423
00:24:26,958 --> 00:24:29,375
It was meant to take my girl home
after Bible study.
424
00:24:29,458 --> 00:24:30,458
[Alf] Mm.
425
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,583
- Although I still haven't found a girl.
- [Alf] Mm.
426
00:24:33,666 --> 00:24:36,041
My daadi and I are both
very saddened by that.
427
00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:38,375
[chuckles thoughtfully]
428
00:24:38,833 --> 00:24:41,958
My "daadi" is only saddened
that my career's a total failure. Yep.
429
00:24:42,458 --> 00:24:43,458
A career?
430
00:24:45,041 --> 00:24:47,166
Is that what you're commanded to do
with your life?
431
00:24:48,666 --> 00:24:49,666
I don't know.
432
00:24:50,708 --> 00:24:51,958
What do you have to do?
433
00:24:52,041 --> 00:24:53,500
Be a good person.
434
00:24:54,333 --> 00:24:55,625
[Alf chuckles softly]
435
00:25:04,875 --> 00:25:05,875
Hey!
436
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:09,750
- Isn't this, uh, Satan's Roast?
- [woman] Mm-hmm.
437
00:25:11,708 --> 00:25:14,083
Ah! Have you any saumage?
438
00:25:14,666 --> 00:25:15,666
Saumage?
439
00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:17,958
Saumage. It's like this.
440
00:25:18,041 --> 00:25:21,625
First you take the belly of a sow,
you put potatoes inside, and...
441
00:25:21,708 --> 00:25:23,208
[Alf clears throat] Um...
442
00:25:24,916 --> 00:25:26,958
We met a girl... a woman.
443
00:25:27,041 --> 00:25:29,958
Well, we almost met her,
and she left this card behind.
444
00:25:30,541 --> 00:25:32,583
- That's our loyalty card.
- [Alf] Mm-hmm.
445
00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:36,583
- Only our premium members get that.
- Oh, premium.
446
00:25:37,166 --> 00:25:38,166
- Mm.
- [woman] Hmm.
447
00:25:38,833 --> 00:25:40,583
[inhales] Well...
448
00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:45,333
- Address?
- This here is a safe space.
449
00:25:50,041 --> 00:25:51,750
Here, we respect man and beast.
450
00:25:54,250 --> 00:25:55,583
Mm, too bad.
451
00:25:57,250 --> 00:25:58,250
Ah.
452
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,916
God, dude, she just needs
to scan the card at the register,
453
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,708
and then you'd have her name,
address, all the deets about your woman.
454
00:26:11,291 --> 00:26:12,291
[Jacob] Mm.
455
00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:14,833
- [Alf] Hey!
- Hey, hey, hey, ease up there!
456
00:26:16,250 --> 00:26:18,000
I could work for you, you know.
457
00:26:18,083 --> 00:26:19,208
Can you cook?
458
00:26:19,791 --> 00:26:22,125
- But cooking is for womenfolk.
- [laughs sarcastically]
459
00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:26,791
- Um, premium member you said, right?
- [woman] Yeah.
460
00:26:27,708 --> 00:26:31,500
What do you have to do to get up that high
in the food chain around here?
461
00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:33,791
Four deliveries a month.
462
00:26:33,875 --> 00:26:38,166
I've heard that no one in Berlin
can deliver food as fast as this guy here.
463
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:41,625
Does he have a car?
464
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:44,500
[upbeat music playing]
465
00:26:48,583 --> 00:26:49,666
[Jacob exclaims]
466
00:26:50,333 --> 00:26:51,750
You're too good, Mr. Bo.
467
00:26:52,458 --> 00:26:55,416
But when roller hockey starts again,
I want them back, yeah?
468
00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:56,500
For sure.
469
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,291
You built all of that?
470
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:07,791
My final project.
471
00:27:08,791 --> 00:27:09,625
You like it?
472
00:27:09,708 --> 00:27:11,750
- Whoo!
- [skates rattling]
473
00:27:12,666 --> 00:27:13,666
[kissing sound]
474
00:27:14,625 --> 00:27:15,875
It's really nice.
475
00:27:17,291 --> 00:27:19,791
- What is it?
- Uh, it's a library.
476
00:27:21,291 --> 00:27:22,375
Okay, be honest here.
477
00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:24,875
What aspect would you say
is the most annoying
478
00:27:24,958 --> 00:27:26,208
when you walk into a library?
479
00:27:29,458 --> 00:27:31,500
That there are so many books
to choose from
480
00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:34,625
that you can't tell
which ones are worth reading, right?
481
00:27:34,708 --> 00:27:37,291
Yeah, but my library is app-driven.
482
00:27:37,375 --> 00:27:38,541
Smart architecture.
483
00:27:39,041 --> 00:27:41,875
You get reviews in real time
right as you walk by the books.
484
00:27:41,958 --> 00:27:42,958
Whoo!
485
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,333
Okay, think about it.
You're walking inside, right?
486
00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:51,416
You're inside,
and the shelves are completely full.
487
00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:53,833
I would already know
which book I wanted to read.
488
00:27:53,916 --> 00:27:55,541
Oh yeah? Which one?
489
00:27:56,458 --> 00:27:57,458
The Old Testament.
490
00:27:58,208 --> 00:28:00,666
Okay, well, duh.
Try to think of another one.
491
00:28:00,750 --> 00:28:01,750
[Jacob] Well...
492
00:28:02,708 --> 00:28:04,208
The New Testament.
493
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,791
Come on. The Bible, man? Nothing else?
494
00:28:07,875 --> 00:28:10,208
- Just the Lord's word is worth reading.
- [Bo] Attacking!
495
00:28:10,291 --> 00:28:12,916
- [skates rolling]
- Ah, there!
496
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,000
Right.
497
00:28:14,666 --> 00:28:16,583
- You're all set.
- Many thanks.
498
00:28:17,708 --> 00:28:21,208
Well, then, I think your people
might not be the target group for this.
499
00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:23,416
[upbeat music playing]
500
00:28:25,125 --> 00:28:28,708
[Jacob] Dear Daadi, dear Maem,
I must remain in Berlin for a bit longer.
501
00:28:28,791 --> 00:28:30,375
Something bad has befallen me.
502
00:28:31,166 --> 00:28:33,500
It pains me to say
that I've lost our family Bible.
503
00:28:33,583 --> 00:28:35,958
But do not worry,
the Lord has sent me help.
504
00:28:36,041 --> 00:28:38,000
- An English. His name is Alf.
- [phone beeps]
505
00:28:39,333 --> 00:28:40,916
He seems a bit lonely to me,
506
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,625
and I'm not certain how he spends his days
in his shared lodgings...
507
00:28:44,708 --> 00:28:46,958
- [phone ringing]
- ...but he is good at heart.
508
00:28:48,250 --> 00:28:51,791
Until I'm able to find the gentlewoman
who took our family Bible...
509
00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:54,791
[man on intercom] Hello?
510
00:28:54,875 --> 00:28:57,833
Who is it? Hello?
511
00:28:57,916 --> 00:28:59,666
Your food is here.
512
00:28:59,750 --> 00:29:02,875
[Jacob] Believe it or not,
I'm permitted to live amongst them
513
00:29:04,333 --> 00:29:08,166
as long as I strive to live the life
of a good Amish son every day.
514
00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:09,916
Your son, Jacob.
515
00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:11,916
[door opens]
516
00:29:14,416 --> 00:29:15,833
[Jacob snoring]
517
00:29:20,208 --> 00:29:21,833
[urinating]
518
00:29:24,041 --> 00:29:26,083
- Good evening. [yells]
- [Freja screams]
519
00:29:26,875 --> 00:29:28,750
The Amish, Jesus!
520
00:29:28,833 --> 00:29:30,708
- Heart attack over here.
- [toilet flushing]
521
00:29:36,625 --> 00:29:38,541
- [door closes]
- [Jacob sighs]
522
00:29:39,916 --> 00:29:41,500
[phone beeps]
523
00:29:45,208 --> 00:29:46,208
[Jacob] Alf!
524
00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:49,500
- Alf.
- Yeah?
525
00:29:50,625 --> 00:29:53,750
I can no longer sleep on the sofa.
I'm in need of a bed, really.
526
00:30:00,625 --> 00:30:03,333
- [otter squeaking]
- [Jacob exhales]
527
00:30:03,416 --> 00:30:05,500
- This is a good tree for a bed.
- [Alf] Yeah?
528
00:30:05,583 --> 00:30:07,458
The Amish build everything by hand.
529
00:30:07,541 --> 00:30:09,458
- Okay, we doing this or what?
- Mm-hmm.
530
00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:19,875
How many logs
can you chop a minute again?
531
00:30:19,958 --> 00:30:21,750
Uh, I think 24.
532
00:30:22,250 --> 00:30:23,916
- Yeah?
- [Alf] Mm-hmm.
533
00:30:24,833 --> 00:30:25,833
Good.
534
00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:28,750
- Me?
- Yeah.
535
00:30:28,833 --> 00:30:29,875
For sure.
536
00:30:29,958 --> 00:30:31,041
[Alf clears throat]
537
00:30:33,583 --> 00:30:34,833
[Alf grunts]
538
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:37,583
Confounded English!
That swing could've crippled you!
539
00:30:39,375 --> 00:30:40,750
Then show me how it's done.
540
00:30:41,666 --> 00:30:42,958
Ay-ay-ay.
541
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,083
[Alf] Hmm.
542
00:30:50,166 --> 00:30:51,166
[Jacob exhales]
543
00:30:52,291 --> 00:30:55,291
- I'll show you how it's done.
- Can't wait to see.
544
00:30:56,166 --> 00:30:57,250
[Jacob sighs]
545
00:31:07,791 --> 00:31:09,708
[chopping]
546
00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:13,291
[harmonica music playing]
547
00:31:19,541 --> 00:31:21,041
You must move over, yeah?
548
00:31:21,125 --> 00:31:22,916
- [Alf] Good?
- Mm-hmm. Yes.
549
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,000
[Alf] Here?
550
00:31:24,791 --> 00:31:25,791
[ax thuds]
551
00:31:25,833 --> 00:31:27,083
- Yeah, up top.
- [ax thuds]
552
00:31:28,166 --> 00:31:29,375
- [ax thuds]
- And now...
553
00:31:30,625 --> 00:31:32,958
[Jacob and Alf grunting]
554
00:31:33,041 --> 00:31:35,041
[gentle music playing]
555
00:31:55,958 --> 00:31:56,958
Oh!
556
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,666
- What? Why "oh"?
- [Jacob] Run!
557
00:32:00,791 --> 00:32:02,791
[tree creaking]
558
00:32:07,458 --> 00:32:09,458
- [loud crash]
- [group gasps]
559
00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:15,291
[girls choir singing in German]
♪ God is love, He's my salvation ♪
560
00:32:15,375 --> 00:32:18,291
♪ God is love... ♪
561
00:32:18,375 --> 00:32:20,583
[Amish girl, in English]
Ooh, it's Hostetler!
562
00:32:20,666 --> 00:32:22,625
- [girls giggling]
- Jacob.
563
00:32:23,125 --> 00:32:25,125
[singing continues in German]
♪ God is love ♪
564
00:32:25,208 --> 00:32:28,458
♪ God is love
He loves even me ♪
565
00:32:30,458 --> 00:32:32,458
[horse neighs loudly]
566
00:32:33,333 --> 00:32:34,625
[horse groans]
567
00:32:35,333 --> 00:32:36,333
[door opens]
568
00:32:39,041 --> 00:32:40,041
[door closes]
569
00:32:44,291 --> 00:32:46,291
[horse neighs]
570
00:32:48,833 --> 00:32:50,392
[Jacob's father] Are you ready, my son?
571
00:32:50,416 --> 00:32:53,375
For life as an Amish
in the Amish country?
572
00:32:53,458 --> 00:32:55,666
For all time with a wife?
573
00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:58,125
And free from the temptations
of the world?
574
00:33:00,916 --> 00:33:01,916
Yes, Daadi.
575
00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:04,416
You've hidden your car magazine.
576
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000
[elevator whirring]
577
00:33:19,291 --> 00:33:20,291
[elevator bell dings]
578
00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:22,750
Whoa, oh!
579
00:33:22,833 --> 00:33:24,250
Ah, Ina Kantas?
580
00:33:27,083 --> 00:33:28,125
[woman] Thank you.
581
00:33:29,958 --> 00:33:32,083
Stop! Who is that gentlewoman?
582
00:33:32,166 --> 00:33:33,000
Stop, stop!
583
00:33:33,083 --> 00:33:35,250
- Hey, hey!
- That woman! Is that Ina Kantas?
584
00:33:35,333 --> 00:33:36,666
She took my family Bible.
585
00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:38,416
[sighs]
586
00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:39,916
Finally.
587
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,416
I was about to throw this crap away. Ciao.
588
00:33:43,625 --> 00:33:45,625
[bright guitar music playing]
589
00:33:56,875 --> 00:33:58,500
[harmonica joins in]
590
00:34:08,125 --> 00:34:09,375
NAME AND DATE OF BIRTH
591
00:34:09,458 --> 00:34:10,666
[horse neighs]
592
00:34:14,916 --> 00:34:15,916
[Jacob's father] Look.
593
00:34:16,791 --> 00:34:18,375
In our old family Bible,
594
00:34:18,875 --> 00:34:20,125
we're all together.
595
00:34:20,958 --> 00:34:23,000
There, in the fatherland...
596
00:34:23,583 --> 00:34:24,583
Germany.
597
00:34:25,083 --> 00:34:26,750
That's where your roots are.
598
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:28,958
Nothing is wrong with you.
599
00:34:29,041 --> 00:34:31,625
Perhaps they'll know where you come from.
600
00:34:31,708 --> 00:34:35,708
Go visit there
and fill the empty page here!
601
00:34:48,583 --> 00:34:49,583
[Alf] What the fuck?
602
00:34:50,166 --> 00:34:53,708
- Every single name in your entire family?
- [Jacob] Mm-hmm.
603
00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:55,333
[Alf] Dude, back to 1754?
604
00:34:55,416 --> 00:34:57,958
And this here is the last Hostetler.
605
00:34:58,458 --> 00:35:00,125
This one page is still empty.
606
00:35:00,208 --> 00:35:03,166
When I find out who it is
we descend from in the fatherland,
607
00:35:03,708 --> 00:35:06,375
I'll know why I'm Amish then,
and I can be baptized.
608
00:35:07,625 --> 00:35:08,625
That's so insane!
609
00:35:09,625 --> 00:35:11,458
[gentle song playing]
610
00:35:15,208 --> 00:35:17,708
How is the best way
to travel to my Mennonites?
611
00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:25,250
- Yep.
- [keyboard clacking on phone]
612
00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:26,333
Yeah.
613
00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:29,000
I think there's an ICE train.
614
00:35:30,083 --> 00:35:31,541
I-C-E.
615
00:35:31,625 --> 00:35:32,833
I-I could drive you.
616
00:35:34,750 --> 00:35:38,041
I mean, 'cause taking trains
is probably forbidden for you, right?
617
00:35:38,125 --> 00:35:41,750
We're allowed to use everything,
as long as we're not the driver.
618
00:35:41,833 --> 00:35:44,333
But you've already been a great help.
Many thanks.
619
00:35:46,375 --> 00:35:47,791
I'll make my way there alone.
620
00:35:55,041 --> 00:35:56,541
♪ Stay ♪
621
00:36:10,166 --> 00:36:11,750
♪ Stay ♪
622
00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:18,500
[birds chirping]
623
00:36:22,250 --> 00:36:25,708
[gasps] I've never slept in
so late in all my life.
624
00:36:26,375 --> 00:36:27,625
[Bo] Mm.
625
00:36:28,166 --> 00:36:29,666
Uh, it's eight o'clock, man.
626
00:36:30,250 --> 00:36:31,250
It's not late.
627
00:36:33,125 --> 00:36:35,325
- [Alf] Try to stay still.
- [Jacob] What are you doing?
628
00:36:35,375 --> 00:36:37,055
Before you take off
to see your Mennonites,
629
00:36:37,083 --> 00:36:40,333
I've put together a little
farewell present for you here, all right?
630
00:36:40,833 --> 00:36:43,041
Okay, now go and have a look.
[clears throat]
631
00:36:46,083 --> 00:36:47,083
[Jacob gasps]
632
00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:51,208
Oh!
633
00:36:52,333 --> 00:36:54,041
It's the beard of a married man.
634
00:36:54,916 --> 00:36:56,625
- Um...
- [Jacob sighs happily]
635
00:36:56,708 --> 00:37:00,000
My friend, Jorge,
is throwing a little goodbye party,
636
00:37:00,083 --> 00:37:01,416
and I'm the co-host.
637
00:37:02,333 --> 00:37:03,333
[Jacob] Ah...
638
00:37:04,041 --> 00:37:05,041
Yeah, so...
639
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,458
would you maybe want to come with?
Want to come?
640
00:37:11,458 --> 00:37:12,958
Oh, uh...
641
00:37:13,041 --> 00:37:16,041
Hey, dude, come on. You can have
at least one night of Rumspringa, man.
642
00:37:16,916 --> 00:37:18,500
Oh, I better not.
643
00:37:19,958 --> 00:37:21,166
Okay, you know what?
644
00:37:21,833 --> 00:37:23,250
I... I'll go alone.
645
00:37:24,375 --> 00:37:26,559
Do what you want with your beard.
Walk around the block,
646
00:37:26,583 --> 00:37:29,583
or, uh, do whatever a married man
would do. I don't care.
647
00:37:29,666 --> 00:37:30,500
Bye.
648
00:37:30,583 --> 00:37:32,791
[Jacob clears throat] I'll come, then.
649
00:37:34,916 --> 00:37:36,416
Just for one night.
650
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,000
Bo, hey, man!
651
00:37:38,416 --> 00:37:41,500
- Amish kid's gonna party!
- [Bo] Yeah, whoo!
652
00:37:41,583 --> 00:37:42,583
Party time!
653
00:37:43,333 --> 00:37:44,333
Hey, don't do that.
654
00:37:45,250 --> 00:37:46,250
That's not cool.
655
00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:47,416
- Okay.
- [Alf] Um...
656
00:37:48,416 --> 00:37:49,541
Do this, though. This.
657
00:37:50,708 --> 00:37:55,291
then... snap, snap, snap.
658
00:37:55,375 --> 00:37:56,375
Poof.
659
00:37:58,625 --> 00:38:00,666
[clicks tongue] Come.
660
00:38:01,416 --> 00:38:03,041
- [Bo] Whoo!
- [tires screeching]
661
00:38:04,375 --> 00:38:05,375
[Bo laughs]
662
00:38:06,041 --> 00:38:06,958
Yeah!
663
00:38:07,041 --> 00:38:09,000
- Whoo!
- [upbeat music playing]
664
00:38:09,083 --> 00:38:10,166
[tires screech]
665
00:38:13,541 --> 00:38:15,000
[partygoers laughing, cheering]
666
00:38:15,083 --> 00:38:16,208
- Hey!
- [Bo] Whoo!
667
00:38:16,291 --> 00:38:18,500
- [girl screams]
- [Alf] What's up, big girl? You good?
668
00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:20,166
All right!
669
00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:21,458
Awesome party!
670
00:38:23,041 --> 00:38:24,583
BYE JORGE & JACOB
671
00:38:24,666 --> 00:38:27,750
Oh, if we lose track of each other,
we'll just meet here by the tub, okay?
672
00:38:27,833 --> 00:38:29,833
Bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam.
Check-bam!
673
00:38:31,166 --> 00:38:34,458
- [partygoers laughing, cheering]
- [party music playing]
674
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,416
So where did you get your shirt?
It's totally awesome.
675
00:38:40,958 --> 00:38:43,250
My maem stitched it for me.
676
00:38:45,083 --> 00:38:48,208
[Freja] Hey, Alf! There you are!
[laughing]
677
00:38:48,291 --> 00:38:50,291
Ah, Alfie! From Melmac?
678
00:38:50,375 --> 00:38:51,500
And who are you, man?
679
00:38:52,208 --> 00:38:54,416
This is Urs. He's an investor.
680
00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:55,875
- [Bo] Mm.
- [Alf] You're what?
681
00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:56,791
For my start-up.
682
00:38:56,875 --> 00:38:57,750
Huh?
683
00:38:57,833 --> 00:38:58,875
Do good things, Alf.
684
00:38:59,708 --> 00:39:01,875
Jacob knows just what I mean, right?
685
00:39:04,666 --> 00:39:05,500
Uh...
686
00:39:05,583 --> 00:39:07,625
A reusable, sustainable Q-tip.
687
00:39:07,708 --> 00:39:11,583
An everyday object reinvented.
Highly Instagrammable. Woman-owned.
688
00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:14,375
Yeah, the first round of funding,
689
00:39:14,458 --> 00:39:15,958
five million euros!
690
00:39:20,541 --> 00:39:23,458
Um, why didn't you mention it to me?
691
00:39:23,958 --> 00:39:25,166
Just look at my feed.
692
00:39:26,708 --> 00:39:28,958
I sent you a few text messages, and...
693
00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:31,625
I wanted to ask you, like...
694
00:39:32,416 --> 00:39:35,096
Well, I don't want to get conventional
or anything, you know, but...
695
00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:39,500
could you imagine
the two of us dating, exclusively?
696
00:39:40,291 --> 00:39:41,458
Exclusive?
697
00:39:41,541 --> 00:39:42,583
Monogamy.
698
00:39:43,833 --> 00:39:45,375
Uh... [chuckles awkwardly]
699
00:39:45,916 --> 00:39:47,125
Uh...
700
00:39:48,583 --> 00:39:51,708
Here, this is for you.
Do Amish people use Q-tips?
701
00:39:53,125 --> 00:39:54,875
- Um...
- The beard looks good.
702
00:39:55,583 --> 00:39:56,583
So?
703
00:39:59,833 --> 00:40:02,208
- [partygoers chatting indistinctly]
- [party music playing]
704
00:40:02,291 --> 00:40:03,291
[woman laughing]
705
00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:05,583
What is this?
706
00:40:05,666 --> 00:40:07,625
It's for dipping. [laughing]
707
00:40:08,750 --> 00:40:10,416
- Many thanks.
- Bon appétit.
708
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,125
[Jacob] Melon tastes a bit different here.
709
00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:17,125
[mystical music playing]
710
00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:19,416
[electricity crackling]
711
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,500
[Jacob moaning]
712
00:40:22,916 --> 00:40:25,291
[distorted laughter]
713
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:30,416
[chill music playing]
714
00:40:37,625 --> 00:40:38,625
It's wonderful.
715
00:40:39,083 --> 00:40:41,166
- What is?
- [laughing]
716
00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:43,500
What you built for your college.
717
00:40:44,708 --> 00:40:45,708
Smart architecture.
718
00:40:45,791 --> 00:40:48,083
Yeah, but if I botch the exam,
then that's it.
719
00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:51,458
My father's gonna ask me
what he did wrong.
720
00:40:51,541 --> 00:40:53,875
Why does your father send you money?
721
00:40:54,666 --> 00:40:56,000
[hookah gurgling]
722
00:40:57,416 --> 00:41:00,708
[blows] I saw the bank statements
on the table.
723
00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:02,791
That's right. Amish can read.
724
00:41:02,875 --> 00:41:05,625
[chuckling] I went to school
for eight years.
725
00:41:05,708 --> 00:41:07,958
My daadi says
you've learned enough by then.
726
00:41:12,916 --> 00:41:15,458
- [hookah gurgling]
- Is that true, Alf?
727
00:41:17,541 --> 00:41:18,541
Is it better?
728
00:41:20,041 --> 00:41:21,041
[chuckles softly]
729
00:41:22,041 --> 00:41:24,750
Why doesn't anyone ask me
what I want to be? Why?
730
00:41:25,541 --> 00:41:27,750
No real books, just the Bible.
731
00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:34,500
[both laughing]
732
00:41:38,750 --> 00:41:40,000
[Alf] You know what?
733
00:41:40,083 --> 00:41:42,833
- I think it's time.
- For what?
734
00:41:42,916 --> 00:41:44,625
Time for Jacob's
735
00:41:44,708 --> 00:41:46,833
very first... beer.
736
00:41:47,541 --> 00:41:48,541
No.
737
00:41:54,916 --> 00:41:56,666
Whoa! [laughing]
738
00:41:56,750 --> 00:42:00,000
Praise be to God!
This is unbelievably good!
739
00:42:00,083 --> 00:42:01,541
- Oh!
- [Alf coughing]
740
00:42:01,625 --> 00:42:03,583
[both laughing]
741
00:42:03,666 --> 00:42:05,666
[dance music playing]
742
00:42:06,875 --> 00:42:09,416
- And you know what we're going to do now?
- Hmm?
743
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:12,875
We get up, go out there,
and dance with them.
744
00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:14,333
- No.
- Mm-hmm.
745
00:42:14,416 --> 00:42:15,333
- No.
- Yeah.
746
00:42:15,416 --> 00:42:17,500
- No.
- We're doing that. Hell yeah, we are.
747
00:42:17,583 --> 00:42:19,125
- Alf, please, no.
- Come.
748
00:42:19,208 --> 00:42:20,416
You're coming now. Come.
749
00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:22,500
[Jacob] Alf, Alf, I'm not allowed!
750
00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:24,208
Leave it.
751
00:42:24,916 --> 00:42:26,458
[dance music continues]
752
00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:31,333
Hey, come on. You, dance.
753
00:42:32,666 --> 00:42:35,000
- Look, we're all dancing.
- I'm not allowed to.
754
00:42:35,083 --> 00:42:36,875
You're on Rumspringa today!
Now's the time.
755
00:42:36,958 --> 00:42:38,541
Come on, let yourself go. Just dance!
756
00:42:38,625 --> 00:42:40,416
Shake, shake, yeah!
757
00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:42,458
Yeah! [laughing] Yeah!
758
00:42:49,375 --> 00:42:51,041
- Easy, whoa!
- Alf!
759
00:42:52,833 --> 00:42:53,833
Alf!
760
00:42:55,375 --> 00:42:56,375
Whoo!
761
00:42:57,666 --> 00:42:59,666
[music distorts, fades]
762
00:43:03,833 --> 00:43:05,833
[girls choir singing in German]
♪ God is love ♪
763
00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:07,833
♪ God is love ♪
764
00:43:07,916 --> 00:43:09,791
♪ He even loves me ♪
765
00:43:10,625 --> 00:43:15,583
♪ He even loves me ♪
766
00:43:15,666 --> 00:43:19,250
[in English] Do you renounce the world
to serve Jesus,
767
00:43:19,333 --> 00:43:21,666
the son who died on the cross for you?
768
00:43:22,708 --> 00:43:23,708
Yes.
769
00:43:24,208 --> 00:43:26,750
[man] You are now baptized
in the faith you know.
770
00:43:26,833 --> 00:43:30,875
In the name of the Father,
and the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
771
00:43:31,916 --> 00:43:34,291
He who believes and is baptized
772
00:43:35,625 --> 00:43:37,250
shall be blessed.
773
00:43:41,291 --> 00:43:42,833
[somber music playing]
774
00:43:49,458 --> 00:43:51,458
[partygoers chatting and laughing]
775
00:43:56,833 --> 00:43:58,791
[footsteps approaching]
776
00:44:05,083 --> 00:44:06,083
[clears throat]
777
00:44:12,833 --> 00:44:14,583
I thought I'd say bye to you.
778
00:44:19,333 --> 00:44:21,583
It's me, Ina. From the airport.
779
00:44:22,333 --> 00:44:23,333
I had your bag.
780
00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:26,750
[friend] Come on, girl.
781
00:44:26,833 --> 00:44:28,250
It's not getting better.
782
00:44:31,291 --> 00:44:32,666
Yeah, okay, um...
783
00:44:34,041 --> 00:44:35,541
Well, we're gonna leave.
784
00:44:35,625 --> 00:44:37,125
You around tomorrow?
785
00:44:37,833 --> 00:44:41,041
I'd like to invite you to dinner
to, you know, say sorry.
786
00:44:41,541 --> 00:44:42,541
Tomorrow night?
787
00:44:44,375 --> 00:44:45,791
You already have my address.
788
00:44:49,541 --> 00:44:51,416
Ina. Taxi.
789
00:44:54,041 --> 00:44:56,041
[Jacob breathing heavily]
790
00:45:05,916 --> 00:45:07,916
[taxi departing]
791
00:45:14,791 --> 00:45:18,333
- Hey, where did the Amish guy go?
- [Bo snoring]
792
00:45:20,041 --> 00:45:21,916
[water gurgling]
793
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000
[ethereal music playing]
794
00:45:31,666 --> 00:45:33,666
[panting]
795
00:45:45,583 --> 00:45:48,000
Sorry, I shouldn't have
left you alone like that.
796
00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:50,833
Dude, what happened
to your hair last night?
797
00:46:03,416 --> 00:46:05,625
Good thing the Amish
aren't into vanity, huh?
798
00:46:06,416 --> 00:46:08,416
[upbeat music playing]
799
00:46:12,208 --> 00:46:13,541
Oh, Mr. Bo...
800
00:46:14,291 --> 00:46:15,416
Oh, my stomach.
801
00:46:16,708 --> 00:46:17,625
[camera shutter clicks]
802
00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:19,125
- I'm like...
- Oh my God!
803
00:46:19,208 --> 00:46:21,000
- Oh my God! There!
- [otter squeaking]
804
00:46:21,083 --> 00:46:23,625
- What is it?
- There's a hamster! [yelling]
805
00:46:23,708 --> 00:46:25,309
- Otter. That's just an otter.
- A hamster!
806
00:46:25,333 --> 00:46:27,708
- Look, dog, my man. That's a beaver.
- [Bo] I can't look!
807
00:46:27,791 --> 00:46:29,625
We'll just google it, okay, bro? Bro!
808
00:46:30,458 --> 00:46:31,778
- [otter squeaking]
- [Bo screams]
809
00:46:31,833 --> 00:46:33,333
- Oh God, oh God!
- [Alf laughing]
810
00:46:33,416 --> 00:46:35,616
- [camera phone shutter clicking]
- Jacob, take it away!
811
00:46:35,666 --> 00:46:36,934
- [Bo] Oh, oh!
- [Jacob laughing]
812
00:46:36,958 --> 00:46:37,833
Oh! [panting]
813
00:46:37,916 --> 00:46:40,083
[upbeat music continues]
814
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,083
[phone chimes]
815
00:46:48,833 --> 00:46:50,458
POSTS
816
00:46:52,958 --> 00:46:54,708
- [Jacob exhales]
- You're bathing.
817
00:46:55,916 --> 00:46:57,208
You like her, huh?
818
00:46:58,458 --> 00:46:59,833
[scoffs] No.
819
00:46:59,916 --> 00:47:00,750
No?
820
00:47:00,833 --> 00:47:04,708
I want to give many thanks
for keeping and looking after my sack.
821
00:47:04,791 --> 00:47:06,750
Yeah, don't worry about it.
You got it, man.
822
00:47:06,833 --> 00:47:09,083
Yeah. Tomorrow I'm leaving.
823
00:47:10,583 --> 00:47:13,583
We can always stay in touch, you know,
if you want to.
824
00:47:14,166 --> 00:47:15,333
I'll FaceTime you.
825
00:47:17,583 --> 00:47:18,875
[rain pouring]
826
00:47:20,125 --> 00:47:22,541
[Alf] Yo, dawg,
I swear you look much better now.
827
00:47:23,625 --> 00:47:25,208
All right, go on. You got this.
828
00:47:27,916 --> 00:47:29,416
[thunder rumbling]
829
00:47:33,916 --> 00:47:35,833
- [Jacob sighs]
- [elevator button beeps]
830
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,000
[sniffles]
831
00:47:39,416 --> 00:47:40,875
[exhales deeply]
832
00:47:44,083 --> 00:47:46,083
[elevator whirring]
833
00:47:58,416 --> 00:48:00,083
- [elevator dings]
- [door opens]
834
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,666
[Jacob] Hello, Ina.
Many thanks for inviting me.
835
00:48:04,208 --> 00:48:05,791
I didn't think you were coming.
836
00:48:06,666 --> 00:48:10,041
Yes, but you... but you invited me.
And if you invite me, I'll come.
837
00:48:10,750 --> 00:48:11,750
You're dripping.
838
00:48:13,083 --> 00:48:14,750
- Want to come in?
- [Jacob] Mm-hmm.
839
00:48:17,458 --> 00:48:19,041
[chill music playing on stereo]
840
00:48:19,833 --> 00:48:20,875
[Ina] New haircut?
841
00:48:22,208 --> 00:48:23,750
I just wanted to change it up.
842
00:48:23,833 --> 00:48:26,625
- I see. I'll get you some dry clothes.
- [Jacob] Mm-hmm.
843
00:48:34,625 --> 00:48:35,750
Many thanks.
844
00:48:40,041 --> 00:48:41,083
[Ina clears throat]
845
00:48:56,375 --> 00:48:57,458
Do you like vegan?
846
00:48:58,166 --> 00:48:59,166
[Jacob] Mm-hmm.
847
00:49:12,166 --> 00:49:14,000
All of the sins I've committed here.
848
00:49:15,541 --> 00:49:19,458
Yeah, well, to be honest, there's actually
very few sinful things on here.
849
00:49:20,250 --> 00:49:21,875
- [Jacob] Mm.
- Roller skating?
850
00:49:23,625 --> 00:49:24,791
We are not allowed.
851
00:49:25,583 --> 00:49:27,833
Although others are. It's complicated.
852
00:49:29,791 --> 00:49:31,541
I'm Amish. On Rumspringa.
853
00:49:31,625 --> 00:49:34,208
When you try out forbidden things. I know.
854
00:49:34,291 --> 00:49:35,875
I did some googling.
855
00:49:35,958 --> 00:49:37,541
But you still have the guilty feeling.
856
00:49:44,458 --> 00:49:46,958
- [door closes]
- [phone keyboard clacking]
857
00:49:56,041 --> 00:49:57,041
[inhales]
858
00:49:58,500 --> 00:49:59,500
Hey.
859
00:50:03,041 --> 00:50:04,041
Hi.
860
00:50:13,375 --> 00:50:14,375
[chuckles softly]
861
00:50:17,125 --> 00:50:18,125
Do you like this?
862
00:50:19,958 --> 00:50:23,041
- Mm, I don't know.
- Fine if not.
863
00:50:23,666 --> 00:50:25,166
It's just personal taste.
864
00:50:26,208 --> 00:50:28,166
Maybe I should go live with you.
865
00:50:29,208 --> 00:50:31,416
I can give a feminism TED Talk there.
866
00:50:32,250 --> 00:50:34,250
We'd manage things somehow, right?
867
00:50:36,041 --> 00:50:37,041
No?
868
00:50:40,541 --> 00:50:43,000
In any case,
this would be my gift to everyone.
869
00:50:54,833 --> 00:50:58,416
- [Alf moaning]
- And the housesitting in Sicily? Imagine.
870
00:50:58,500 --> 00:51:00,416
- [Alf] Mm-hmm.
- I said I'd go with you.
871
00:51:00,500 --> 00:51:02,500
[Alf and Freja panting]
872
00:51:04,166 --> 00:51:05,875
Then I'm not imagining it anymore.
873
00:51:08,041 --> 00:51:09,541
'Cause we are going together.
874
00:51:09,625 --> 00:51:11,083
[Freja laughing breathlessly]
875
00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:17,333
[Ina] When I was a kid,
I used to go to art galleries after school
876
00:51:17,416 --> 00:51:18,666
just because it was free.
877
00:51:19,625 --> 00:51:20,958
My first love.
878
00:51:21,708 --> 00:51:23,458
[chuckles] And you?
879
00:51:29,875 --> 00:51:31,833
Is it a sin for the Amish to fall in love?
880
00:51:33,875 --> 00:51:36,416
Well, we only fall in love once
in our lives.
881
00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:38,750
We remain bonded forever.
882
00:51:40,875 --> 00:51:42,625
I'm doing a cleanse right now.
883
00:51:43,208 --> 00:51:45,666
Hmm. What do you have to clean?
884
00:51:45,750 --> 00:51:47,833
[Ina chuckling]
885
00:51:48,333 --> 00:51:51,291
I'm... well, I've been abstaining
from sex for a little while,
886
00:51:51,375 --> 00:51:55,708
which means I'm living
the same kind of sexless life as you.
887
00:51:56,375 --> 00:51:58,083
But I do know what I'm missing.
888
00:51:59,291 --> 00:52:01,625
[gentle music playing]
889
00:52:06,125 --> 00:52:08,083
[both moaning and laughing]
890
00:52:08,791 --> 00:52:10,958
[breathing heavily]
891
00:52:13,125 --> 00:52:15,250
- Do you want to spend the night here?
- [Freja] Huh?
892
00:52:15,333 --> 00:52:17,083
As far as relationships go,
893
00:52:17,166 --> 00:52:19,625
I really just can't find time
to go on dates,
894
00:52:19,708 --> 00:52:21,666
and I really have no patience
for all that.
895
00:52:21,750 --> 00:52:23,125
And I have no patience for kids.
896
00:52:23,208 --> 00:52:24,541
I mean, when I have kids,
897
00:52:24,625 --> 00:52:27,208
what does that mean for me
and for my relationship?
898
00:52:29,208 --> 00:52:31,333
It's all so complicated.
899
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,250
Here, everything is complicated.
900
00:52:34,958 --> 00:52:36,250
In fact, it's so simple
901
00:52:36,333 --> 00:52:39,541
since the man is the man,
and the woman's the woman.
902
00:52:40,833 --> 00:52:42,625
Mm-hmm. Is that right?
903
00:52:43,833 --> 00:52:44,833
Uh-huh.
904
00:52:48,125 --> 00:52:51,333
♪ As long as it's true ♪
905
00:52:53,750 --> 00:52:56,208
♪ As long as you ♪
906
00:52:56,708 --> 00:52:57,916
[Alf snickers]
907
00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,000
What?
908
00:53:04,625 --> 00:53:05,625
[Freja laughs]
909
00:53:14,333 --> 00:53:15,833
[kisses] Good night.
910
00:53:19,333 --> 00:53:20,583
- Good night.
- [Alf kisses]
911
00:53:23,208 --> 00:53:24,250
Are you married yet?
912
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,083
Mm. I haven't found my woman yet.
913
00:53:28,583 --> 00:53:30,958
Once I did think
I'd finally found my wife.
914
00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:33,083
I rode with her after Bible study.
915
00:53:33,166 --> 00:53:34,708
We rode together in my buggy.
916
00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:36,750
[Ina] And?
917
00:53:38,833 --> 00:53:40,166
Her name is Ruth.
918
00:53:41,166 --> 00:53:44,666
We've known each other since we were
but five years old. [chuckles]
919
00:53:45,583 --> 00:53:46,583
[Ina] Ruth.
920
00:53:47,250 --> 00:53:48,458
Tell me about her.
921
00:53:49,250 --> 00:53:50,541
She's hard-working,
922
00:53:51,541 --> 00:53:53,083
and she's strong.
923
00:53:53,166 --> 00:53:54,916
[Ina laughing] What?
924
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,125
Okay, that really is important.
925
00:53:58,208 --> 00:53:59,583
- [Jacob] Mm-hmm.
- [Ina] Mm.
926
00:53:59,666 --> 00:54:01,333
Um, yeah, but...
927
00:54:01,916 --> 00:54:03,375
is there something romantic?
928
00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:13,083
She has red hair.
929
00:54:14,416 --> 00:54:17,583
[laughing] Something romantic!
930
00:54:20,333 --> 00:54:21,541
What do you think
931
00:54:22,125 --> 00:54:23,916
when you look into her eyes?
932
00:54:29,458 --> 00:54:30,458
Brown.
933
00:54:35,833 --> 00:54:38,166
And when I... when I close my eyes,
934
00:54:38,833 --> 00:54:40,750
in my mind, I can see her face.
935
00:54:40,833 --> 00:54:44,500
When I look into her eyes,
I forget to breathe.
936
00:54:45,875 --> 00:54:48,708
[laughing] How nice for her.
937
00:54:50,166 --> 00:54:53,125
[Jacob sighs] But then she met
my brother, David. Oh well.
938
00:55:06,208 --> 00:55:08,125
Mm, what?
939
00:55:08,208 --> 00:55:09,208
It's just...
940
00:55:09,750 --> 00:55:10,958
I feel unwell.
941
00:55:11,916 --> 00:55:12,916
I must go home.
942
00:55:24,583 --> 00:55:26,583
[water running]
943
00:55:27,375 --> 00:55:29,375
[Jacob breathing heavily]
944
00:56:01,541 --> 00:56:02,541
Jacob.
945
00:56:03,666 --> 00:56:04,791
[water turns off]
946
00:56:14,875 --> 00:56:16,250
Can't fall asleep either.
947
00:56:18,458 --> 00:56:20,666
Freja, she lit a scented candle.
948
00:56:26,583 --> 00:56:28,958
- It stinks. Like vomit.
- [Jacob laughs]
949
00:56:37,416 --> 00:56:39,416
[machinery whirring loudly]
950
00:56:41,666 --> 00:56:43,666
[machine beeping]
951
00:56:46,916 --> 00:56:47,958
[keys jingle]
952
00:56:48,750 --> 00:56:49,750
Next level.
953
00:56:52,416 --> 00:56:54,791
- Are you sure?
- Yes, my son.
954
00:56:57,250 --> 00:56:59,375
[in Pennsylvania Dutch]
♪ Is that not a wagon wheel? ♪
955
00:56:59,458 --> 00:57:01,375
♪ Yes, it is a wagon wheel ♪
956
00:57:01,458 --> 00:57:03,458
♪ Is that not a long-winded spiel? ♪
957
00:57:03,541 --> 00:57:05,416
♪ Yes, it is a long-winded spiel ♪
958
00:57:05,500 --> 00:57:07,500
♪ Long-winded spiel, wagon wheel ♪
959
00:57:07,583 --> 00:57:09,500
♪ Short and long, snake along ♪
960
00:57:09,583 --> 00:57:11,541
♪ Closet doors, shaving horse ♪
961
00:57:11,625 --> 00:57:15,125
♪ Oh you lovely, oh you lovely
Oh you lovely shaving horse ♪
962
00:57:15,208 --> 00:57:17,184
- [engine stalling]
- [Jacob] Why isn't it starting?
963
00:57:17,208 --> 00:57:18,208
I cannot do this.
964
00:57:19,208 --> 00:57:20,500
[engine revving]
965
00:57:20,583 --> 00:57:21,625
Okay.
966
00:57:23,583 --> 00:57:25,166
Huh? [laughing] What?
967
00:57:26,625 --> 00:57:27,625
Alf!
968
00:57:28,666 --> 00:57:30,666
[tires screeching]
969
00:57:30,750 --> 00:57:33,708
- [Jacob laughing] Whoo!
- [Amish song continues softly]
970
00:57:33,791 --> 00:57:34,791
[Jacob] Whoo!
971
00:57:35,375 --> 00:57:37,875
- [Alf laughing]
- [tires screech]
972
00:57:37,958 --> 00:57:40,142
[in Pennsylvania Dutch]
♪ Oh you lovely, oh you lovely ♪
973
00:57:40,166 --> 00:57:42,166
♪ Oh you lovely shaving horse ♪
974
00:57:45,041 --> 00:57:46,041
[in English] Cheers.
975
00:57:47,166 --> 00:57:50,500
It would only fortify my love of God
if I could drive this machine.
976
00:57:51,041 --> 00:57:55,083
If I could play a piano, or hold my pants
together with a magical zipper.
977
00:57:55,166 --> 00:57:56,486
What's holding them together now?
978
00:58:00,333 --> 00:58:02,250
Alf, are you in love with Freja?
979
00:58:03,125 --> 00:58:04,125
[Alf] Mm.
980
00:58:05,291 --> 00:58:09,250
I'm scared that one day I'm gonna meet
a fortune-teller, and she'll tell me...
981
00:58:09,750 --> 00:58:12,666
"You've already met the love of your life,
and, well, it was Freja."
982
00:58:13,833 --> 00:58:16,166
Yeah, but you've expressed your love,
haven't you?
983
00:58:16,250 --> 00:58:18,250
God, that'd be so incredibly cringe.
984
00:58:20,208 --> 00:58:23,375
You must be truthful to each other,
not just play around.
985
00:58:23,458 --> 00:58:24,583
You must be committed.
986
00:58:25,875 --> 00:58:29,166
Here, it's not like that.
Here, it's a little more a dance.
987
00:58:29,250 --> 00:58:30,458
A game, sort of.
988
00:58:31,250 --> 00:58:32,833
Just child's play.
989
00:58:34,125 --> 00:58:36,625
You two must come to know each other
as you both really are.
990
00:58:38,208 --> 00:58:40,083
What do you fancy about your Freja?
991
00:58:40,166 --> 00:58:41,375
Plenty.
992
00:58:41,458 --> 00:58:44,375
Well, apart from the obvious stuff,
you know?
993
00:58:47,250 --> 00:58:50,916
Like how she's always thinking of others,
and the environment.
994
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,541
Yeah, like with the start-up.
995
00:58:53,625 --> 00:58:55,750
The sustainable Q-tips.
That's an awesome thing!
996
00:58:57,250 --> 00:58:58,250
[Jacob] Mm.
997
00:59:08,166 --> 00:59:10,583
You ought not let anyone tell you
their path is better
998
00:59:10,666 --> 00:59:13,291
just because
you haven't found yours yet, Alf.
999
00:59:15,375 --> 00:59:16,833
Could say the same about you.
1000
00:59:17,416 --> 00:59:18,416
[Alf sniffles]
1001
00:59:21,333 --> 00:59:23,166
[sniffles] What about you?
1002
00:59:23,916 --> 00:59:25,000
[Jacob] Hmm?
1003
00:59:28,375 --> 00:59:29,458
[Jacob] What?
1004
00:59:29,541 --> 00:59:30,916
Man, you've fallen in love.
1005
00:59:31,708 --> 00:59:33,833
- What? No!
- [Alf] Of course.
1006
00:59:33,916 --> 00:59:36,375
- No! No!
- Yes, I can smell it. I smell it.
1007
00:59:40,708 --> 00:59:44,625
I'm not talking about someone...
some girl from Pennsylvania
1008
00:59:44,708 --> 00:59:47,958
who you met in the sandbox
and who's actually your half-sister.
1009
00:59:51,208 --> 00:59:53,708
It's no good, Alf. I need an Amish maiden.
1010
00:59:53,791 --> 00:59:54,791
A good wife.
1011
00:59:55,500 --> 00:59:57,083
[exhales] Hey, man.
1012
00:59:58,166 --> 00:59:59,166
Hold up.
1013
01:00:00,416 --> 01:00:02,125
You have a beer in your hand,
1014
01:00:02,208 --> 01:00:06,708
you drove a '67 Mercedes Pagode just now,
and you're talking about a good wife?
1015
01:00:07,541 --> 01:00:09,875
Man, wake up. You're still on Rumspringa!
1016
01:00:09,958 --> 01:00:13,208
You should enjoy your life now,
try some things out, man!
1017
01:00:13,291 --> 01:00:14,291
Party it up!
1018
01:00:15,791 --> 01:00:16,625
Turn up!
1019
01:00:16,708 --> 01:00:18,708
[Jacob chuckling]
1020
01:00:23,708 --> 01:00:25,458
Why don't you stay a little longer?
1021
01:00:26,208 --> 01:00:28,583
I'm just starting to have fun with you.
1022
01:00:28,666 --> 01:00:30,875
- [Alf sniffles]
- [beer bottle scrapes cement]
1023
01:00:33,375 --> 01:00:34,750
And I, um...
1024
01:00:36,625 --> 01:00:38,125
I wanted to apologize to you.
1025
01:00:38,208 --> 01:00:40,958
I think I kind of used you
a little at first
1026
01:00:41,666 --> 01:00:42,958
to try to get with Freja.
1027
01:00:44,666 --> 01:00:45,666
So, sorry.
1028
01:00:47,500 --> 01:00:48,875
All is forgiven.
1029
01:00:52,208 --> 01:00:53,208
[Jacob chuckles]
1030
01:00:55,250 --> 01:00:56,250
[beer bottles clink]
1031
01:00:57,250 --> 01:00:59,875
[upbeat music playing]
1032
01:01:00,500 --> 01:01:02,708
TICKET
BERLIN SÜDKREUZ - FRANKENTHAL
1033
01:01:05,208 --> 01:01:06,375
SUSTAINABLE DEVELOPMENT
1034
01:01:06,458 --> 01:01:07,458
[phone ringing]
1035
01:01:07,541 --> 01:01:09,500
[Freja laughing]
1036
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,083
[kisses]
1037
01:01:17,125 --> 01:01:18,666
- [Ina grunts]
- Yes!
1038
01:01:18,750 --> 01:01:20,583
- Five-four!
- [Alf] Hey.
1039
01:01:20,666 --> 01:01:21,666
[Ina moans]
1040
01:01:23,958 --> 01:01:24,958
[exhales in pain]
1041
01:01:25,625 --> 01:01:27,958
Oh, sorry! [laughing]
1042
01:01:28,041 --> 01:01:30,958
- I'm like a giant bitch about winning.
- It's okay.
1043
01:01:31,041 --> 01:01:33,625
It'd be nice if you didn't kill me,
all right?
1044
01:01:33,708 --> 01:01:35,625
At least not another woman. Girl power!
1045
01:01:35,708 --> 01:01:37,500
[Ina and Freja laughing]
1046
01:01:37,583 --> 01:01:39,208
- [Freja] I got it!
- [Ina sighs]
1047
01:01:40,666 --> 01:01:43,416
Jacob, why am I here?
1048
01:01:44,708 --> 01:01:47,458
This is how the Amish
get to know our maiden friends.
1049
01:01:50,041 --> 01:01:51,041
I see.
1050
01:01:53,625 --> 01:01:55,583
Do you want to play with me?
1051
01:01:58,541 --> 01:01:59,625
[Ina chuckles softly]
1052
01:02:00,291 --> 01:02:01,375
[Alf] Hey, Jay.
1053
01:02:01,958 --> 01:02:02,958
Jay, ball.
1054
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,083
[Ina] Nice shot!
1055
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:10,458
- [Freja squeals, laughs] We won! Whoo!
- [Alf] Yeah!
1056
01:02:11,625 --> 01:02:12,666
[Freja moans]
1057
01:02:12,750 --> 01:02:14,750
[Alf kissing]
1058
01:02:17,083 --> 01:02:18,833
- [Alf] That's good?
- [Freja] Mm-hmm.
1059
01:02:20,208 --> 01:02:21,208
Oh, yummy.
1060
01:02:22,583 --> 01:02:23,625
[Freja giggles]
1061
01:02:44,875 --> 01:02:46,875
[atmospheric music playing]
1062
01:02:52,291 --> 01:02:53,291
What is it?
1063
01:02:54,708 --> 01:02:57,708
I've never seen a woman
play volleyball so poorly.
1064
01:02:58,250 --> 01:02:59,791
But I-I don't care, though.
1065
01:02:59,875 --> 01:03:01,250
[Ina] Is that a compliment?
1066
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:04,583
- Yes.
- [Ina chuckles]
1067
01:03:05,291 --> 01:03:09,041
For gym, I had doctor's notes.
I kind of had six years of period pain.
1068
01:03:09,708 --> 01:03:10,708
Where is that?
1069
01:03:12,250 --> 01:03:13,250
Here.
1070
01:03:14,708 --> 01:03:15,708
[Jacob] Hmm.
1071
01:03:16,833 --> 01:03:18,000
Sorry, I forgot
1072
01:03:19,125 --> 01:03:23,583
that you're Amish and that we're
from two completely different universes.
1073
01:03:24,958 --> 01:03:26,458
What do you mean by that?
1074
01:03:28,750 --> 01:03:31,416
I feel like I have to protect you
from my corruption.
1075
01:03:32,083 --> 01:03:34,125
I don't want to seduce you or anything.
1076
01:03:35,541 --> 01:03:37,333
The man must look after his woman.
1077
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:43,458
No, that's not true.
1078
01:03:44,583 --> 01:03:49,208
You really mustn't talk
about "seduction" and "period pain."
1079
01:03:50,750 --> 01:03:52,166
[yelling] Menstruation!
1080
01:03:53,583 --> 01:03:54,625
Vulva!
1081
01:03:58,375 --> 01:03:59,750
I'm Amish.
1082
01:04:03,416 --> 01:04:05,250
[in normal voice] See ya, Amish.
1083
01:04:13,166 --> 01:04:14,416
[loudly] Menstruation!
1084
01:04:19,375 --> 01:04:21,375
[gentle music playing]
1085
01:04:26,291 --> 01:04:28,291
[singer vocalizing softly]
1086
01:04:52,208 --> 01:04:54,000
[Jacob breathing heavily]
1087
01:05:24,666 --> 01:05:26,083
[glasses sliding on counter]
1088
01:05:33,875 --> 01:05:35,583
- What now?
- So, uh...
1089
01:05:36,083 --> 01:05:37,083
Listen to this.
1090
01:05:44,333 --> 01:05:46,583
[guitar playing melodically
through earphones]
1091
01:05:52,250 --> 01:05:56,625
[choir singing in Pennsylvania Dutch]
♪ God is love, He's my salvation ♪
1092
01:05:56,708 --> 01:06:01,208
♪ God is love
He loves even me ♪
1093
01:06:01,833 --> 01:06:06,541
♪ And so I sing it again
God is love ♪
1094
01:06:06,625 --> 01:06:09,541
♪ God is love
He loves even me ♪
1095
01:06:09,625 --> 01:06:10,500
[song fades]
1096
01:06:10,583 --> 01:06:11,958
It hasn't even ended yet.
1097
01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:14,625
[song continues softly through earphones]
1098
01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:19,500
Take it off.
1099
01:06:20,708 --> 01:06:23,125
We... We cannot use zippers.
1100
01:06:24,416 --> 01:06:25,750
Just pull on the thing.
1101
01:06:25,833 --> 01:06:27,250
On that nipple thing there.
1102
01:06:57,291 --> 01:06:59,458
[gentle music playing]
1103
01:07:07,166 --> 01:07:08,166
[Alf moans]
1104
01:07:09,416 --> 01:07:10,541
You're beautiful.
1105
01:07:17,833 --> 01:07:18,833
[Alf grunts]
1106
01:07:19,250 --> 01:07:21,208
[Freja giggling]
1107
01:07:21,291 --> 01:07:22,916
Oh... Oh, your... Ooh!
1108
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:26,208
It's your Q-tips, are all over the place.
Everywhere, huh?
1109
01:07:26,291 --> 01:07:27,666
They pricked me.
1110
01:07:27,750 --> 01:07:29,875
- You can throw them out.
- What? How come?
1111
01:07:30,625 --> 01:07:32,083
Why should I throw them out?
1112
01:07:33,500 --> 01:07:36,083
Urs jumped ship,
and I had to dismiss the team.
1113
01:07:36,166 --> 01:07:37,166
[Alf chuckles]
1114
01:07:38,666 --> 01:07:40,041
- What?
- [Freja] Mm-hmm.
1115
01:07:41,166 --> 01:07:42,583
- You're kidding.
- [Freja] Mm.
1116
01:07:43,125 --> 01:07:45,083
- Mm-mm.
- Hang on.
1117
01:07:45,625 --> 01:07:49,000
Wait, but the... What about
the five-million-euro investment, hmm?
1118
01:07:49,833 --> 01:07:50,875
It's all gone. That's it.
1119
01:07:51,375 --> 01:07:54,041
Urs was more interested
in investing in me and him.
1120
01:07:59,166 --> 01:08:00,208
What a fuckhead.
1121
01:08:01,500 --> 01:08:02,500
[Freja] Mm-hmm.
1122
01:08:04,083 --> 01:08:05,166
Yeah, but,
1123
01:08:05,250 --> 01:08:07,291
how come you didn't say anything?
1124
01:08:08,333 --> 01:08:10,291
I didn't want you to feel sorry for me.
1125
01:08:12,041 --> 01:08:13,041
Hmm?
1126
01:08:14,750 --> 01:08:15,791
[Alf clears throat]
1127
01:08:17,541 --> 01:08:18,791
So it's just
1128
01:08:19,875 --> 01:08:20,916
trash now?
1129
01:08:23,416 --> 01:08:25,125
I'm onto the next thing.
1130
01:08:25,208 --> 01:08:28,625
And I'm gonna be housesitting
with you in Sicily soon, hmm?
1131
01:08:34,666 --> 01:08:35,666
[Alf inhales]
1132
01:08:36,291 --> 01:08:37,291
[inhales again]
1133
01:08:37,750 --> 01:08:38,750
Alf?
1134
01:08:46,125 --> 01:08:47,250
You know, the...
1135
01:08:49,458 --> 01:08:52,375
the Amish guy had said
to be true to myself and
1136
01:08:53,041 --> 01:08:54,416
to others, and...
1137
01:08:56,291 --> 01:08:57,791
I want to be true to you, Freja.
1138
01:08:57,875 --> 01:08:59,875
[giggles] Aw.
1139
01:09:01,041 --> 01:09:03,041
You... You...
1140
01:09:04,041 --> 01:09:07,083
Well, you're like a new girl every day.
1141
01:09:08,375 --> 01:09:10,375
With new likes, with new convictions.
1142
01:09:11,208 --> 01:09:15,208
The thing that was
so badass yesterday is done.
1143
01:09:16,541 --> 01:09:18,458
And your sustainable Q-tips here,
1144
01:09:18,541 --> 01:09:19,958
now they're just trash.
1145
01:09:21,375 --> 01:09:22,958
Just makes me think of us.
1146
01:09:24,333 --> 01:09:27,208
[melancholy music playing softly]
1147
01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:32,125
I mean, imagine if...
1148
01:09:33,708 --> 01:09:37,291
things are difficult between us,
would you just throw me away?
1149
01:09:42,958 --> 01:09:44,083
You're right, maybe...
1150
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:47,666
Yeah, maybe I'm just ego.
1151
01:09:47,750 --> 01:09:48,750
But, I...
1152
01:09:49,666 --> 01:09:50,906
I don't think I'm the only one.
1153
01:09:50,958 --> 01:09:52,583
But this is about you right now.
1154
01:09:52,666 --> 01:09:54,625
Yeah, or it's... it's about you.
1155
01:09:55,541 --> 01:09:56,583
But never us.
1156
01:10:03,416 --> 01:10:05,416
[Freja sighs]
1157
01:10:08,125 --> 01:10:09,125
Bye, Alf.
1158
01:10:14,500 --> 01:10:15,780
We won't see each other anymore?
1159
01:10:18,083 --> 01:10:19,125
[Freja] Mm-mm.
1160
01:10:25,833 --> 01:10:26,833
Bye, Freja.
1161
01:10:28,500 --> 01:10:31,083
[bittersweet music playing]
1162
01:10:38,208 --> 01:10:40,208
[breathing shakily]
1163
01:10:40,916 --> 01:10:42,000
[grunts softly]
1164
01:10:46,541 --> 01:10:48,541
[footsteps departing]
1165
01:10:52,875 --> 01:10:54,875
[crying softly]
1166
01:11:04,166 --> 01:11:05,375
[kissing]
1167
01:11:07,833 --> 01:11:10,416
[gentle music playing softly]
1168
01:11:14,250 --> 01:11:15,583
Everything okay?
1169
01:11:15,666 --> 01:11:16,708
What's going on?
1170
01:11:17,750 --> 01:11:20,083
Um, there are other men coming too?
1171
01:11:20,666 --> 01:11:21,666
What?
1172
01:11:22,833 --> 01:11:24,208
Did Alf show you some porn?
1173
01:11:25,333 --> 01:11:26,333
No.
1174
01:11:27,625 --> 01:11:28,541
Mr. Bo.
1175
01:11:28,625 --> 01:11:29,625
[Ina laughing]
1176
01:11:30,625 --> 01:11:33,458
Forget everything you saw
in that porn, okay?
1177
01:11:34,625 --> 01:11:35,625
Almost everything.
1178
01:11:43,750 --> 01:11:45,750
[Jacob breathes deeply]
1179
01:11:52,416 --> 01:11:54,708
[piano playing emotionally]
1180
01:12:22,791 --> 01:12:24,708
[phone ringing]
1181
01:12:26,500 --> 01:12:28,958
[phone ringing]
1182
01:12:30,166 --> 01:12:31,583
[phone continues ringing]
1183
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:36,000
[muffled ringing continues]
1184
01:12:49,375 --> 01:12:50,791
- Alf?
- [Alf] Yeah?
1185
01:12:51,416 --> 01:12:53,666
- Are you awake yet?
- [Alf] Yes, I've been awake.
1186
01:12:55,166 --> 01:12:56,166
[Jacob] Alf.
1187
01:13:00,666 --> 01:13:02,125
I've sinned horribly.
1188
01:13:02,208 --> 01:13:03,333
Never!
1189
01:13:04,208 --> 01:13:05,208
How was it?
1190
01:13:07,291 --> 01:13:09,625
[sighs] Truly great.
1191
01:13:09,708 --> 01:13:11,416
You're such a killer dawg!
1192
01:13:12,458 --> 01:13:13,750
I shan't do that.
1193
01:13:15,208 --> 01:13:16,500
Okay, quietly.
1194
01:13:17,500 --> 01:13:18,958
[toilet flushing]
1195
01:13:22,416 --> 01:13:23,541
So did he screw her?
1196
01:13:24,125 --> 01:13:25,125
Yeah, man.
1197
01:13:28,083 --> 01:13:31,458
- Aw, man. Even the Amish.
- [Alf] Even the Amish guy, dude!
1198
01:13:32,041 --> 01:13:33,125
But you gotta be careful.
1199
01:13:33,208 --> 01:13:35,750
You're not used
to all these emotions at once.
1200
01:13:35,833 --> 01:13:36,833
No.
1201
01:13:38,041 --> 01:13:39,041
[exhales loudly]
1202
01:13:40,541 --> 01:13:41,541
[Alf sniffles]
1203
01:13:44,416 --> 01:13:45,750
Something happened?
1204
01:13:47,666 --> 01:13:48,666
Oh yeah.
1205
01:13:49,166 --> 01:13:50,625
I ended things with Freja earlier.
1206
01:13:51,958 --> 01:13:55,291
Or I-I don't know. She ended it with me.
Or we-we both did.
1207
01:13:55,791 --> 01:13:58,500
No idea, but now it's definitely over.
1208
01:13:59,625 --> 01:14:01,250
And how do you feel?
1209
01:14:04,541 --> 01:14:05,541
Relieved.
1210
01:14:09,083 --> 01:14:10,208
[door opens]
1211
01:14:11,125 --> 01:14:14,041
[Bo] Um, that was your stepmom
on the phone,
1212
01:14:14,708 --> 01:14:16,375
and I answered it by mistake.
1213
01:14:16,958 --> 01:14:17,958
Mr. Bo!
1214
01:14:18,958 --> 01:14:20,541
What about the apartment rules?
1215
01:14:22,291 --> 01:14:24,291
You see? Listen to the Amish.
1216
01:14:24,375 --> 01:14:25,750
What did you say to her?
1217
01:14:25,833 --> 01:14:29,458
- [clears throat] That you're not here.
- [Alf] Nice. And what did she say?
1218
01:14:31,291 --> 01:14:32,625
That your father just died.
1219
01:14:33,333 --> 01:14:35,541
Funny. What did she say?
1220
01:14:37,333 --> 01:14:38,708
That your father just died.
1221
01:14:41,583 --> 01:14:44,291
[delicate music playing]
1222
01:15:27,416 --> 01:15:28,416
[Alf sniffles]
1223
01:15:35,208 --> 01:15:36,208
[sniffles]
1224
01:15:36,791 --> 01:15:40,041
I didn't like him very much anyway.
Why... Why should I be crying?
1225
01:15:40,125 --> 01:15:41,916
Would be... be absurd.
1226
01:15:48,500 --> 01:15:49,500
[sniffles]
1227
01:15:56,500 --> 01:15:57,500
[sniffles]
1228
01:15:59,958 --> 01:16:01,166
It's all right, Alf.
1229
01:16:02,916 --> 01:16:03,916
[Alf sniffles]
1230
01:16:10,833 --> 01:16:11,916
[sobbing]
1231
01:16:13,666 --> 01:16:14,666
[sniffles]
1232
01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:28,833
[sniffles] You'll come to the funeral?
1233
01:16:33,208 --> 01:16:34,666
Sure, doggie.
1234
01:16:37,416 --> 01:16:39,250
No, it's just... it's just "dawg."
1235
01:16:41,541 --> 01:16:42,541
Dawg.
1236
01:16:43,750 --> 01:16:45,750
♪ You got a name? You have time... ♪
1237
01:16:45,833 --> 01:16:48,333
GODCHILDREN
1238
01:16:49,750 --> 01:16:52,000
♪ All the kind ♪
1239
01:16:55,500 --> 01:17:00,291
♪ You can try
You can say something nicely ♪
1240
01:17:01,166 --> 01:17:03,166
♪ Down the line ♪
1241
01:17:06,833 --> 01:17:10,083
♪ What you choose? Do you be strong? ♪
1242
01:17:10,166 --> 01:17:14,625
♪ Which side are you on? ♪
1243
01:17:18,541 --> 01:17:22,833
[Jacob] Dear Daadi, dear Maem.
I've recovered out lost family Bible...
1244
01:17:24,083 --> 01:17:24,916
ART HISTORY
1245
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:27,017
...but my arrival at the Mennonites
will take longer
1246
01:17:27,041 --> 01:17:28,750
because something awful happened here.
1247
01:17:29,500 --> 01:17:31,708
My newfound friend Alf
has a grieving heart,
1248
01:17:31,791 --> 01:17:34,708
and it is my duty to help him out
in any way I can.
1249
01:17:35,416 --> 01:17:37,083
He feels unsure about himself,
1250
01:17:37,166 --> 01:17:40,541
and he confided in me
that he's never been able to determine
1251
01:17:40,625 --> 01:17:42,833
what the right
or the wrong path is in life,
1252
01:17:43,458 --> 01:17:44,833
where his place is in the world,
1253
01:17:44,916 --> 01:17:47,291
where he ought to go,
or what he ought to do.
1254
01:17:48,375 --> 01:17:49,541
But do not worry,
1255
01:17:50,250 --> 01:17:51,416
I take care.
1256
01:17:58,291 --> 01:18:00,416
♪ In the ground ♪
1257
01:18:01,958 --> 01:18:04,208
[Ina] And that's why,
my dear friends of art,
1258
01:18:04,291 --> 01:18:07,041
I am thrilled and proud
of the show this evening.
1259
01:18:08,541 --> 01:18:11,208
This exhibition's been curated
like no other.
1260
01:18:11,291 --> 01:18:13,958
It gives the beautiful phrase
"Only art can save us"
1261
01:18:14,041 --> 01:18:15,916
an entirely new dimension.
1262
01:18:17,125 --> 01:18:18,375
Cheers.
1263
01:18:18,458 --> 01:18:20,125
- [guests applauding]
- [man] Bravo!
1264
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:25,000
[indistinct conversations]
1265
01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:36,083
Did I seem really cheesy?
1266
01:18:38,333 --> 01:18:40,625
You're trying to seek out what is real,
1267
01:18:41,583 --> 01:18:43,708
in order to find what's beneath it all.
1268
01:18:43,791 --> 01:18:45,166
That's not cheesy.
1269
01:18:48,375 --> 01:18:49,375
Come with me.
1270
01:18:56,250 --> 01:18:57,291
It's wonderful.
1271
01:19:01,083 --> 01:19:03,208
Hey! Don't touch that!
1272
01:19:09,083 --> 01:19:10,541
This is mine. What's it doing here?
1273
01:19:11,125 --> 01:19:12,416
Because it's art.
1274
01:19:13,833 --> 01:19:14,666
Says who?
1275
01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:15,750
Ina.
1276
01:19:16,083 --> 01:19:19,875
If Ina says that it is art,
then it is art.
1277
01:19:20,458 --> 01:19:23,000
- Do you understand?
- No.
1278
01:19:25,333 --> 01:19:26,708
And there it is.
1279
01:19:27,833 --> 01:19:31,375
Jacob Hostetler.
Here's the artist. Meet the collector.
1280
01:19:31,458 --> 01:19:33,166
Rufus von Preppy.
1281
01:19:33,750 --> 01:19:36,000
We collect art from everyday life.
1282
01:19:36,625 --> 01:19:37,958
Jacob is Amish.
1283
01:19:38,041 --> 01:19:40,041
Oh wow. Now we're talking.
1284
01:19:40,125 --> 01:19:42,375
How long have you been Amish?
1285
01:19:42,458 --> 01:19:44,125
- Since I was born.
- [Rufus] Wow!
1286
01:19:45,041 --> 01:19:46,041
I like that.
1287
01:19:46,666 --> 01:19:48,291
So authentic.
1288
01:19:49,541 --> 01:19:51,625
I want your work.
1289
01:19:52,500 --> 01:19:53,791
But that can't be.
1290
01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:58,750
It's sold. For 25,000.
1291
01:19:59,500 --> 01:20:02,000
[piano playing emotionally]
1292
01:20:05,375 --> 01:20:09,208
[in German] ♪ I walk this path alone ♪
1293
01:20:13,375 --> 01:20:16,416
♪ My open wounds, I take them with me ♪
1294
01:20:20,083 --> 01:20:21,666
- ♪ I want a word... ♪
- Jacob!
1295
01:20:24,166 --> 01:20:29,250
♪...and then a new place... ♪
1296
01:20:31,208 --> 01:20:33,448
[Bo, in English] You wanna go
to Green Week or something?
1297
01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:37,375
[in German] ♪ And the walls collapse ♪
1298
01:20:41,750 --> 01:20:44,958
♪ With my ego buried beneath... ♪
1299
01:20:46,791 --> 01:20:48,166
[in English] I just thought
1300
01:20:48,750 --> 01:20:51,666
you wanted to be more organic,
and I've never been to it.
1301
01:20:52,458 --> 01:20:57,541
[in German]
♪ But that is all I will take with me... ♪
1302
01:21:02,916 --> 01:21:04,916
[gentle music playing]
1303
01:21:19,208 --> 01:21:20,291
[Jacob groans softly]
1304
01:21:25,125 --> 01:21:26,708
Good morning, artist.
1305
01:21:27,833 --> 01:21:29,000
Good morning, Ina.
1306
01:21:33,291 --> 01:21:36,625
I should've asked you about
your poster board before I showed it.
1307
01:21:40,250 --> 01:21:41,750
[unsettling music playing]
1308
01:21:45,208 --> 01:21:47,208
[Jacob grunting]
1309
01:21:52,458 --> 01:21:53,958
[footsteps departing quickly]
1310
01:21:54,875 --> 01:21:56,083
Are you coming back?
1311
01:21:57,333 --> 01:21:59,333
[emotional piano music continues]
1312
01:22:05,833 --> 01:22:07,166
[bell tolling]
1313
01:22:09,791 --> 01:22:14,250
[in German] ♪ I feel like a lost boy
But not from Neverland ♪
1314
01:22:15,791 --> 01:22:17,750
♪ Everyone recognizes me ♪
1315
01:22:18,500 --> 01:22:20,333
♪ Even if no one knows me ♪
1316
01:22:21,416 --> 01:22:23,375
♪ The last bridge of stone ♪
1317
01:22:24,500 --> 01:22:26,041
♪ Why did I tear it down? ♪
1318
01:22:27,750 --> 01:22:29,208
♪ Who am I supposed to be? ♪
1319
01:22:30,666 --> 01:22:32,208
♪ Hard all alone ♪
1320
01:22:33,750 --> 01:22:35,500
♪ Drone shot from above ♪
1321
01:22:36,708 --> 01:22:38,583
♪ It expands in slow-mo ♪
1322
01:22:39,375 --> 01:22:41,250
♪ I won and lost... ♪
1323
01:22:41,333 --> 01:22:44,416
[priest, in English]
...they walk across a vast countryside,
1324
01:22:44,500 --> 01:22:50,416
the friendly wink of a stranger,
and an angel shall take him by the hand.
1325
01:22:57,250 --> 01:22:58,916
[Bo] "September 7th, 500 euros."
1326
01:22:59,875 --> 01:23:04,000
"Hello, son. October's rent.
Kisses, your dad."
1327
01:23:06,833 --> 01:23:09,041
"October 23rd, 100 euros."
1328
01:23:09,125 --> 01:23:11,833
"Although it's fall, buy an Italian ice."
1329
01:23:15,916 --> 01:23:18,416
"December the 5th, 1,200 euros."
1330
01:23:19,666 --> 01:23:20,875
"Christmas is coming."
1331
01:23:20,958 --> 01:23:22,333
"Hope you come home."
1332
01:23:22,416 --> 01:23:25,833
- "Kisses, Father Christmas."
- Can you remove the amounts?
1333
01:23:25,916 --> 01:23:27,416
- [door opens]
- [Jacob] Alf?
1334
01:23:28,125 --> 01:23:29,125
Alf!
1335
01:23:29,208 --> 01:23:30,208
[Jacob panting]
1336
01:23:31,666 --> 01:23:32,666
I'm sorry.
1337
01:23:33,166 --> 01:23:35,458
I wanted to come, but I overslept.
1338
01:23:37,833 --> 01:23:39,000
[Alf] Overslept?
1339
01:23:40,833 --> 01:23:41,833
Yes.
1340
01:23:43,458 --> 01:23:45,958
Your entire life
you've woken up at sunrise,
1341
01:23:46,041 --> 01:23:47,958
but oversleep the day of my dad's funeral?
1342
01:23:51,500 --> 01:23:52,541
[inhales shakily]
1343
01:23:53,458 --> 01:23:54,458
Yes.
1344
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:09,916
[Alf] You know what? [sniffles]
1345
01:24:13,375 --> 01:24:14,958
You are a really shitty friend.
1346
01:24:17,541 --> 01:24:19,208
- Alf.
- No, don't "Alf."
1347
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:22,583
- Bo was there, you understand?
- I was there.
1348
01:24:23,541 --> 01:24:25,083
I'm so utterly sorry.
1349
01:24:25,666 --> 01:24:27,708
Ina sold my picture
for a large amount of money,
1350
01:24:27,791 --> 01:24:30,875
and so we partied and got drunk,
and I have a... I have a...
1351
01:24:30,958 --> 01:24:31,791
a headache.
1352
01:24:31,875 --> 01:24:33,041
- Headache?
- [Jacob] Yes.
1353
01:24:33,750 --> 01:24:35,791
Man, what the hell
is wrong with you, Amish guy?
1354
01:24:35,875 --> 01:24:38,500
You... You said that
Rumspringa is party time.
1355
01:24:38,583 --> 01:24:40,250
Yeah, one big-ass party, man!
1356
01:24:40,333 --> 01:24:43,541
And the best time for a party
is the day of my father's funeral!
1357
01:24:43,625 --> 01:24:45,791
Exactly. Exactly what I meant.
1358
01:24:45,875 --> 01:24:48,750
Alf, I have a great sum of money
I want to give you.
1359
01:24:50,041 --> 01:24:53,875
Jacob, are you a fucking idiot?
Why would I take your money from you, man?
1360
01:24:53,958 --> 01:24:57,083
Because your daadi isn't alive anymore,
so who's going to take care of you?
1361
01:24:58,416 --> 01:24:59,416
[Alf scoffs]
1362
01:25:01,916 --> 01:25:03,208
Definitely not you.
1363
01:25:09,333 --> 01:25:11,333
At least I'm doing things!
1364
01:25:11,416 --> 01:25:14,750
You spend your time with me purely
so you don't have to go to your exam
1365
01:25:14,833 --> 01:25:17,166
so you don't have to get
your life started.
1366
01:25:19,375 --> 01:25:20,375
[Jacob sighs]
1367
01:25:26,750 --> 01:25:27,750
Out.
1368
01:25:29,125 --> 01:25:30,375
Get the fuck out.
1369
01:25:31,833 --> 01:25:33,708
[dramatic music playing]
1370
01:25:35,583 --> 01:25:37,583
[footsteps departing rapidly]
1371
01:26:05,125 --> 01:26:08,333
[singer vocalizing]
1372
01:26:17,041 --> 01:26:18,250
[bell tolling]
1373
01:26:26,958 --> 01:26:28,541
[indistinct conversations]
1374
01:26:29,666 --> 01:26:31,291
Whoa, look at that ride there.
1375
01:26:35,041 --> 01:26:37,000
- [car door closes]
- I'll be back.
1376
01:26:37,083 --> 01:26:39,416
I'm Jacob Hostetler from Amish country.
1377
01:26:40,083 --> 01:26:42,875
Ah. Peter Hochstedtler
from the fatherland.
1378
01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:46,500
Hostetler, Hochstedtler.
1379
01:26:46,583 --> 01:26:48,583
Think we might be related, hmm?
1380
01:26:49,166 --> 01:26:50,166
[Jacob chuckles]
1381
01:26:52,041 --> 01:26:54,041
You really took your time though.
1382
01:26:58,333 --> 01:26:59,333
Shall we?
1383
01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:08,208
[Alf] Fuck you, dude.
1384
01:27:21,125 --> 01:27:22,291
What a fuckin' asshole.
1385
01:27:30,791 --> 01:27:33,166
I was so ashamed of myself
about the funeral.
1386
01:27:34,333 --> 01:27:36,291
I just drove right off.
1387
01:27:38,125 --> 01:27:40,083
And this is the original leather.
1388
01:27:40,791 --> 01:27:43,041
How did he keep it in such good condition?
1389
01:27:45,625 --> 01:27:47,500
It is the most precious thing he has.
1390
01:27:49,708 --> 01:27:50,708
Hmm.
1391
01:27:52,750 --> 01:27:55,166
And what's the most precious thing
that you have?
1392
01:28:04,041 --> 01:28:05,041
I don't know.
1393
01:28:06,541 --> 01:28:08,083
Ah, well, when I was your age,
1394
01:28:08,166 --> 01:28:10,583
I certainly didn't know
any of that stuff either.
1395
01:28:11,916 --> 01:28:15,458
Lots of... Lots of people are as old
as me, and they don't know either.
1396
01:28:15,541 --> 01:28:17,041
It can happen to anyone.
1397
01:28:20,083 --> 01:28:22,833
When I wasn't sure
if I was going to stay with God or
1398
01:28:23,541 --> 01:28:27,625
if I would remain forever on,
mm... Rum... Rumspringa,
1399
01:28:29,250 --> 01:28:33,000
I consulted many, many people
trying to find out which path is for me.
1400
01:28:34,125 --> 01:28:36,083
Do you know who had the answer to that?
1401
01:28:36,625 --> 01:28:37,625
Who?
1402
01:28:38,583 --> 01:28:39,583
No one.
1403
01:28:39,958 --> 01:28:42,166
I had to figure it out all by myself.
1404
01:28:44,708 --> 01:28:45,708
And then,
1405
01:28:46,041 --> 01:28:47,666
and then came my Hannah.
1406
01:28:47,750 --> 01:28:49,875
Hannah was the answer to everything.
1407
01:28:49,958 --> 01:28:51,166
[chuckles softly]
1408
01:28:51,833 --> 01:28:55,958
She, she... She was the...
She is the most precious thing I have.
1409
01:28:56,041 --> 01:28:58,416
She and our eight spoiled children.
[chuckles]
1410
01:28:58,500 --> 01:29:00,750
How and where I wanted
to live didn't matter,
1411
01:29:00,833 --> 01:29:02,916
as long as it was with her.
1412
01:29:06,416 --> 01:29:09,500
You're the only person
who can determine what's right for you.
1413
01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:12,833
Whether that way is Amish,
English, or Mennonite.
1414
01:29:13,750 --> 01:29:15,041
Not as a Mennonite.
1415
01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:17,333
And how come?
1416
01:29:17,416 --> 01:29:20,916
Well, what's so wrong about the way
we choose to live around here?
1417
01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:22,708
Can you let your beards grow out?
1418
01:29:22,791 --> 01:29:24,958
Yes, in Germany we're allowed to do that.
1419
01:29:25,625 --> 01:29:27,500
I don't really understand it, but we...
1420
01:29:28,291 --> 01:29:29,291
but we...
1421
01:29:30,333 --> 01:29:31,333
Mm.
1422
01:29:33,166 --> 01:29:35,791
There's a lot about the Amish Ordnung
that I don't understand.
1423
01:29:35,875 --> 01:29:37,416
[scoffs] Yeah, me neither.
1424
01:29:39,250 --> 01:29:41,500
I mean, take the zippers, for example.
1425
01:29:41,583 --> 01:29:44,041
They make life so much simpler, mm?
1426
01:29:45,625 --> 01:29:46,833
Yeah, I've seen that.
1427
01:29:48,666 --> 01:29:49,708
[Peter] Mm-hmm.
1428
01:29:52,791 --> 01:29:55,125
Have you already found
what you're looking for?
1429
01:30:04,458 --> 01:30:06,208
[Jacob] I want to find my roots.
1430
01:30:12,750 --> 01:30:13,750
[car door closes]
1431
01:30:22,708 --> 01:30:24,708
[pastoral music playing gently]
1432
01:30:45,125 --> 01:30:47,125
FAMILY CHRONICLE
1433
01:30:47,791 --> 01:30:49,375
MY CHILDREN
1434
01:30:54,875 --> 01:30:55,875
There.
1435
01:30:56,250 --> 01:30:59,875
Jakob Hochstedtler,
your forefather from the fatherland.
1436
01:31:04,333 --> 01:31:05,166
[Peter chuckles]
1437
01:31:05,250 --> 01:31:07,500
FAMILY CHRONICLE
1438
01:31:09,625 --> 01:31:14,666
H-Hey, so did your daadi tell you to
go find the empty page in the fatherland?
1439
01:31:19,041 --> 01:31:21,041
[Peter laughing]
1440
01:31:27,291 --> 01:31:30,041
The old parental trick.
[continues laughing]
1441
01:31:33,333 --> 01:31:34,333
Jacob,
1442
01:31:35,000 --> 01:31:37,000
your daadi of course meant well by you.
1443
01:31:38,666 --> 01:31:40,833
You're...
You're in the process of searching.
1444
01:31:41,333 --> 01:31:43,791
He wanted you to have
your own set of experiences.
1445
01:31:44,791 --> 01:31:47,875
[Peter chuckles, sighs]
1446
01:31:50,666 --> 01:31:51,666
You know...
1447
01:31:52,625 --> 01:31:53,625
[sighs]
1448
01:31:54,583 --> 01:31:57,708
...you're not gonna find
all of life's answers in here.
1449
01:32:00,125 --> 01:32:03,583
What you want to do with your life
is something only you can determine,
1450
01:32:03,666 --> 01:32:05,083
even as an Amish person.
1451
01:32:07,791 --> 01:32:09,791
[thoughtful music playing]
1452
01:32:19,416 --> 01:32:21,250
[Jacob sighs]
1453
01:32:22,250 --> 01:32:23,875
Is there wood you can lend me?
1454
01:32:29,833 --> 01:32:31,708
[car engines roaring]
1455
01:32:32,583 --> 01:32:34,583
[upbeat music playing]
1456
01:32:43,041 --> 01:32:45,250
- Yeah, that would be dope. Hey!
- Yeah.
1457
01:32:45,333 --> 01:32:46,333
Good day.
1458
01:32:48,791 --> 01:32:50,309
- [Jacob] Alf!
- [footsteps approaching]
1459
01:32:50,333 --> 01:32:51,208
Alf!
1460
01:32:51,291 --> 01:32:54,000
We just rented your mattress
to someone else.
1461
01:32:54,583 --> 01:32:56,833
- Where's Alf?
- He went to the airport.
1462
01:32:58,208 --> 01:32:59,208
But the exam!
1463
01:33:01,000 --> 01:33:02,250
He didn't go to it.
1464
01:33:04,041 --> 01:33:06,125
Because of your fuck-up with the funeral.
1465
01:33:07,958 --> 01:33:09,125
Even I was there.
1466
01:33:09,791 --> 01:33:10,791
Me.
1467
01:33:14,750 --> 01:33:16,750
[engine roaring]
1468
01:33:26,916 --> 01:33:28,916
[engine spluttering]
1469
01:33:30,500 --> 01:33:32,208
- [Jacob groans]
- [engine dies]
1470
01:33:35,041 --> 01:33:36,375
- [hitting dash]
- Come on!
1471
01:33:37,125 --> 01:33:39,125
[engine remains silent]
1472
01:33:41,083 --> 01:33:44,250
[breathing rapidly]
1473
01:33:47,916 --> 01:33:48,916
[grunts]
1474
01:33:49,666 --> 01:33:51,666
[insects chittering]
1475
01:33:56,875 --> 01:33:59,916
[ethereal music playing]
1476
01:34:04,291 --> 01:34:05,333
[horse snorts]
1477
01:34:14,208 --> 01:34:15,750
[horse neighs]
1478
01:34:17,208 --> 01:34:20,000
[blowing, nickering]
1479
01:34:21,083 --> 01:34:22,291
[Jacob breathes shakily]
1480
01:34:27,166 --> 01:34:28,666
[ticket agent] Ticket, please.
1481
01:34:30,708 --> 01:34:31,708
[machine beeps]
1482
01:34:32,666 --> 01:34:34,083
And your ID, as well.
1483
01:34:36,208 --> 01:34:39,583
- [horse neighs]
- [gasps] Oh wow!
1484
01:34:40,250 --> 01:34:41,791
Oh! [laughs]
1485
01:34:41,875 --> 01:34:44,541
So romantic! Is he about
to propose to a woman now?
1486
01:34:44,625 --> 01:34:47,041
- [horse neighing]
- [Jacob] Take the horse, please.
1487
01:34:48,125 --> 01:34:49,791
No, I think he's here for me.
1488
01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:52,000
Oh...
1489
01:34:52,083 --> 01:34:55,833
Oh, I'm sorry. Or a man, of course.
[chuckles awkwardly]
1490
01:34:57,458 --> 01:34:58,458
[sets cup down]
1491
01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:01,500
Alf, Alf, wait there!
1492
01:35:02,250 --> 01:35:03,375
Alf, wait!
1493
01:35:03,458 --> 01:35:06,125
- Well, what's all this, then?
- I built a new model for you.
1494
01:35:06,208 --> 01:35:07,250
For your exam.
1495
01:35:07,333 --> 01:35:10,166
Smart architecture,
designed by English, made by Amish.
1496
01:35:10,250 --> 01:35:11,458
I'm not doing the exam.
1497
01:35:11,541 --> 01:35:13,750
I'm housesitting in Sicily now, alone.
1498
01:35:15,041 --> 01:35:16,041
Well, what is it?
1499
01:35:16,125 --> 01:35:19,291
You wanted me to show commitment.
Here you go.
1500
01:35:19,375 --> 01:35:21,916
Alf, you have to finish
your college degree.
1501
01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:25,166
I was only in school for eight years,
and look how incapable I am.
1502
01:35:25,250 --> 01:35:27,125
Hmm. I think you get along fine.
1503
01:35:29,916 --> 01:35:31,291
I was in a library.
1504
01:35:31,375 --> 01:35:35,208
I wanted to read all the books,
but I didn't know which to read first.
1505
01:35:36,333 --> 01:35:37,708
I needed your app.
1506
01:35:38,666 --> 01:35:39,916
[ticket agent] Ticket, please.
1507
01:35:41,166 --> 01:35:42,208
Really.
1508
01:35:43,833 --> 01:35:46,166
[announcer on PA] Dear passengers,
the Alitalia flight...
1509
01:35:46,250 --> 01:35:47,375
[man] Let's go.
1510
01:35:48,625 --> 01:35:50,166
...to Palermo has begun to board.
1511
01:35:50,750 --> 01:35:53,750
Please make your way to the gate.
Dear passengers...
1512
01:35:53,833 --> 01:35:55,333
You're my target group?
1513
01:35:56,333 --> 01:35:57,333
For sure.
1514
01:35:58,416 --> 01:36:00,416
[warm music playing]
1515
01:36:04,750 --> 01:36:06,166
[machine beeping]
1516
01:36:06,250 --> 01:36:08,541
[Alf] Did you total my Benzo?
You homesick or something?
1517
01:36:08,625 --> 01:36:09,875
Why the horse?
1518
01:36:09,958 --> 01:36:12,041
[Jacob] I ran out of gasoline on the way.
1519
01:36:12,125 --> 01:36:14,125
[warm music playing]
1520
01:36:20,291 --> 01:36:21,958
[singers vocalizing softly]
1521
01:36:25,041 --> 01:36:27,041
[both chuckling]
1522
01:37:03,500 --> 01:37:04,750
[sighs, sniffles]
1523
01:37:11,958 --> 01:37:13,083
Whoo!
1524
01:37:13,708 --> 01:37:15,708
Yeah! [laughing]
1525
01:37:16,500 --> 01:37:19,833
- Yeah! Yeah!
- [Jacob] Whoo!
1526
01:37:27,666 --> 01:37:29,666
- [balloon pops]
- [air whooshes]
1527
01:37:33,375 --> 01:37:34,375
Mm.
1528
01:37:35,125 --> 01:37:38,041
♪ In wide receiving ♪
1529
01:37:38,875 --> 01:37:41,583
- ♪ The moment you see it ♪
- [Ina clears throat]
1530
01:37:43,666 --> 01:37:48,375
♪ Something that's always been there ♪
1531
01:37:48,458 --> 01:37:50,333
[Ina chuckles]
1532
01:37:51,583 --> 01:37:53,541
[Jacob] Dear Daadi, dear Maem.
1533
01:37:53,625 --> 01:37:57,750
Perhaps don't tell this to the bishop,
but here is my decision.
1534
01:37:57,833 --> 01:38:01,708
I'm staying in Berlin and continuing
my Rumspringa a while longer.
1535
01:38:02,916 --> 01:38:06,416
I'm telling you, I'm positively trippin'.
1536
01:38:06,500 --> 01:38:09,750
I believe that's supposed
to mean that I'm all right and I feel good
1537
01:38:09,833 --> 01:38:10,750
because I've discovered
1538
01:38:10,833 --> 01:38:13,666
that the best invention in life
is actually life itself.
1539
01:38:14,583 --> 01:38:17,625
There's quite a lot
of Rumspringa to be done in Berlin.
1540
01:38:18,125 --> 01:38:20,666
Tell that to the bishop, or perhaps not,
1541
01:38:20,750 --> 01:38:22,458
but I feel I'm doing well.
1542
01:38:22,541 --> 01:38:26,000
I'm finally figuring out who I am
and what I'm capable of doing.
1543
01:38:26,083 --> 01:38:29,958
It would be a shame to have access
to all this and let it pass me by.
1544
01:38:30,041 --> 01:38:32,375
I'm not sure
when I'll come home to Pennsylvania
1545
01:38:32,458 --> 01:38:34,976
because the people I've met here
could use the help and guidance
1546
01:38:35,000 --> 01:38:36,642
- of an Amish person...
- [father chuckling]
1547
01:38:36,666 --> 01:38:38,666
...and that makes me feel good.
1548
01:38:38,750 --> 01:38:41,541
I miss you, and I know
I'll see you again one day.
1549
01:38:41,625 --> 01:38:42,875
Love, Jacob,
1550
01:38:42,958 --> 01:38:43,958
your faraway son.
1551
01:38:46,208 --> 01:38:47,208
Dickhead!
1552
01:38:50,875 --> 01:38:53,291
♪ Am I seeing you ♪
1553
01:38:54,541 --> 01:38:56,791
♪ The moment you see it ♪
1554
01:38:59,375 --> 01:39:04,291
♪ Something that's always been there ♪
1555
01:39:06,041 --> 01:39:08,458
♪ And you can see it ♪
1556
01:39:22,125 --> 01:39:24,125
[singer vocalizing]
1557
01:39:43,833 --> 01:39:45,083
[harmonica playing]
1558
01:39:48,125 --> 01:39:51,333
[fingers snapping rhythmically]
1559
01:39:51,416 --> 01:39:53,416
[instrumentals join harmonica]
1560
01:39:59,208 --> 01:40:03,250
♪ Between buildings of the centuries ♪
1561
01:40:03,333 --> 01:40:06,750
♪ Where the people scream in cars ♪
1562
01:40:06,833 --> 01:40:10,833
♪ I'll be there when you call, brother ♪
1563
01:40:10,916 --> 01:40:13,958
♪ I'm ready when you call ♪
1564
01:40:15,750 --> 01:40:19,166
♪ Even twisted on the radio nob ♪
1565
01:40:20,041 --> 01:40:23,375
♪ And my night hours are your days ♪
1566
01:40:23,458 --> 01:40:27,541
♪ I will be wide awake, lover ♪
1567
01:40:27,625 --> 01:40:31,708
♪ I'll be as adventurous as I can ♪
1568
01:40:33,125 --> 01:40:36,125
♪ Still I bear the full weight ♪
1569
01:40:36,208 --> 01:40:40,083
♪ Even if I don't know
How to always feel ♪
1570
01:40:40,166 --> 01:40:44,041
♪ I'll be there when you call, darling ♪
1571
01:40:44,125 --> 01:40:47,333
♪ We got something we might need ♪
1572
01:40:48,291 --> 01:40:51,583
♪ We got something we might need ♪
1573
01:40:52,625 --> 01:40:55,333
♪ We got something we might need ♪
1574
01:40:56,500 --> 01:40:59,583
♪ I got something you might need ♪
1575
01:41:00,791 --> 01:41:04,166
♪ I got something you might need ♪
1576
01:41:04,916 --> 01:41:07,750
♪ You see something I should see ♪
1577
01:41:08,958 --> 01:41:12,125
♪ You see something I should see ♪
1578
01:41:16,625 --> 01:41:18,625
- [song ends]
- [people clapping, cheering]
104502
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof