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EVERY MASCULINE GENDER OF THE REPUBLIC OF KOREA SHALL

FAITHFULLY PERFORM MANDATORY MILITARY SERVICE,

AS PRESCRIBED BY THE CONSTITUTION OF THE REPUBLIC OF KOREA AND THIS ACT

ARTICLE 3 OF THE MILITARY SERVICE ACT

Hwang Jang-soo, that damn asshole.

He's making me do his work until the very end.

Hey.

They must have fucked up the schedule

seeing how I'm here to replace someone who was discharged.

Don't you agree?

Yes, I agree, sir.

You fucking asshole.

When you say something, I want you to mean it, okay?

I'm sorry, sir.

Hey, I'm bored. Let's see the anti-aircraft missile.

We should keep doing it so you can get better.

What was that?

Did you just sigh?

Did you?

What's with you today? Have you lost your mind?

Hey.

This isn't your first time…

That's enough, sir.

Hey.

I'm really sorry.

It was a joke.

Is that what you expected, you asshole?

Do you think this is some kind of a joke, you fucking punk?

Do you think I'm a joke, you fucking bastard?

It's your fault for not joining the army sooner than I did.

You fucking…

You fucking bastard!

Die, you fucker! Die, you prick!

What did you fucking say, you asshole?

Die! Fucking die!

Just die, you fucking dickhead!

Fucking die!

Just fucking die!

Die, you fucking asshole.

Fuck you.

Just die. Die, you asshole.

Private Cho Suk-bong, sir.

The next person on duty is going to be late.

STOP

EPISODE 5: MILITARY DOG

Cho Suk-bong, that lunatic.

540 DAYS UNTIL DISCHARGE

So, this happened in our unit, and this is one of our guys?

Yes, sir.

-Corporal Ryu I-gang was-- -What's your plan?

He's already left the garrison, so we should carry out a full-scale search

with the help from our soldiers and the CDC.

We'll ask for some military dogs and form an arrest team--

Captain Lim, what do you think?

I think we should do as Sergeant Park says.

If this gets delayed--

You think so?

Are you sure?

I'm asking if you really agree with him.

A full-scale search is a good idea,

but having a lot of men doesn't really guarantee anything,

so it might also be a good idea to do this quietly.

Yes, you're right. Who are we?

We're the military police. We police the military.

We can't have a deserter when we're the ones who catch them.

Let's not make things worse by letting everyone know.

But we need help from the police to--

If the police find out,

the press will also find out!

We are the military! We can't have any of that!

Shut up and do as I say!

We don't have time, so we'll have to split up.

You're fine alone, right?

Yes, sir.

MILITARY POLICE GENERAL'S OFFICE

Sergeant Park.

It's okay, sir.

I understand.

Go on. Get a move on.

Fucking hell…

Have you ever raised a dog?

When a dog bites its owner,

that dog needs to be put down.

It's hard to forgive a dog that bites a person…

because it might do it again.

But what if it bit the owner

because the jerk threw rocks and abused the dog?

Then wouldn't the dog think it's unfair?

Are you saying Private Cho

is a dog?

We're no different.

BUS TERMINAL

Go on.

Let's bring Suk-bong back.

Guys.

Have any of you gotten any calls or texts from Mr. Bongdhi lately?

-No. -No.

I'm sorry.

I guess they haven't.

Okay.

But…

why do you call him Mr. Bongdhi?

That's Mr. Cho's nickname.

Because he's like Gandhi.

He's so kind and patient.

He never scolded the kids no matter how much they fooled around.

He just laughed it off.

Yes, he tends to be like that.

Anyway, do you know where he might be or if he has any close friends?

If not, I'd like to take a look at his personnel record.

We have his résumé and manuscripts saved on the academy's server.

May I take a look at that?

Well…

We can't give outsiders access.

It contains personal information and our students' portfolios.

I don't think he's contacted any of his acquaintances.

I've done the rounds but got nothing.

-Okay, sir. -Excuse me…

I figured…

you might need this.

ID: ANIFORCE 1 PASSWORD: ART_CREW1028

Mr. Bongdhi helped me get into college.

He's a really good person.

I don't know what this is about,

but please help him.

I will.

I promise.

Do you know Private Cho Suk-bong?

I heard you enlisted in the army together.

Zoro? Yes.

"Zoro"?

We used to be in the same comic club.

We drew webtoons together.

Then are you Luffy?

Yes, I'm Luffy.

Sir, you know One Piece?

Why? Do you find that so strange?

So, you do.

Suk-bong deserted the army.

Pardon?

You've kept in touch after you enlisted, right?

Pardon?

Yes.

We're close.

So we'd meet up

during our leave and go watch anime together.

When did you see him last?

Has he ever complained that he was having a hard time?

KARON'S PLANET MOON'S SHADOW

SPECIAL SCREENING

Come and purchase the goods here.

Hey, Zoro. Zoro!

-What? -Zoro, what's the matter?

Is it because Yoko-chan didn't have enough screen time?

It's okay. She'll appear more--

Luffy, I'm going to head home. I'm not feeling very well.

Okay.

Gosh, you fucking nerd.

-I'm sorry. -Idiot.

Do you have a death wish, motherfucker?

I've never seen him…

You fucking asshole.

…like that before.

That fucking jerk.

What do you want to know?

What is it that you want to ask?

What?

Are you here to play fucking detective with your senior?

Is seniority what comes to mind even at a time like this?

-What did you say, you jackass? -Do you think you'll be okay

if we don't catch Private Cho?

If they start investigating this,

they'll find out about all the irregularities in our unit.

Who do you think will be blamed?

How is that my fault? Fuck.

How am I to blame?

There were others who were worse.

What about Hwang Jang-soo, that asshole?

Does he get off the fucking hook

now that he's discharged?

Is it okay that he's back home now?

So hurry up and tell me.

I can help you.

The D.P. soldiers…

weren't there that day, right?

-I can't believe you're going home. -Call me when you're out.

-Let's have soju together. -The fucking time…

I'll call you next week during my leave.

I'm sorry I was so hard on you guys.

Don't bother shaking hands. Just go. We need to get to work.

This jerk's always so cranky.

Time will slow down once you're in your last year.

Fuck you.

Hey, Nerd.

I know I put you through a lot.

Let's put all our good…

and bad memories behind us.

Hey, cry like a monkey.

-Cry like a monkey. Do it. -Bark.

Cry like a monkey.

Do it, you fucking idiot. Hurry up and do it.

You'll never meet a senior like me.

I'm giving you a free hair removal.

Why can't you fucking memorize it?

I'm sorry, sir.

Are you stupid?

Is it comfy down there?

I'll see you guys.

What good memories?

What?

I want you to apologize.

I want you to apologize.

Okay, fine.

I'm sorry, okay?

Happy now?

Hey, you fucking nerd.

Can't you take a hint?

We were having a moment here.

Now get back to work.

I'm off.

-Sir. -Sir.

-See you. -Bye, Jang-soo.

-Bye. -Sir. Thank you for your service.

Let's go.

Yes, sir.

Let's go get some work done.

Did you find anything on their server?

I poked around in there…

and something was uploaded to Suk-bong's folder two hours ago.

Two hours ago?

Damn it.

What should I tell them?

I'll send you the file. Take a look.

Corporal Han, this is An Jun-ho.

What? You think Suk-bong is on his way to meet Hwang Jang-soo?

What are you talking about?

Private Cho went online today, and we're tracing the IP address.

We're trying to trace his current location too.

Please don't do anything stupid, Suk-bong. Please.

The IP address that accessed the server

was at a highway rest area.

That IP didn't show up again after that.

It was just that one time.

I've got no idea what he's trying to do.

If he really is on his way to Hwang Jang-soo's place…

If the rest area is on the way to Seoul, we don't have much time.

Of course.

But we need to know where he'll be getting off.

I'll look into it again.

Bye.

Sir.

Does he not give a fuck what his senior says?

NEW SEONGNAM TERMINAL

It's Seongnam.

Hwang Jang-soo gave everyone his address when he was discharged.

Where are you?

You should hurry up, sir.

It's like the Lunar New Year.

That's why I told you to…

Why couldn't you just cut in? Seriously.

If you go to the ticket office,

you'll find investigators and D.P. from other units.

There will be about 20 of them, so get going without us.

I'm at the ticket office, but…

Sir, I'm sorry, but where are…

Gosh, this is so annoying.

Why couldn't they tell us earlier that it's been canceled?

Just a second, sir.

Isn't it a good thing? I heard this guy used to do judo.

And you call yourself a D.P. soldier?

Guys.

-What? -What?

Why is it just you two? Where are the others?

What are you talking about?

They received a message from your unit saying the operation was canceled.

What?

What are you talking about?

The operation was canceled?

Lim Ji-seop, that punk.

REQUEST TO CANCEL OPERATION TO APPREHEND MP PRIVATE CHO SUK-BONG

He should have listened, that asshole.

Then what should we do? Private Cho is going to arrive soon.

What? I thought it was canceled.

I guess it's just us then.

We'll be there as soon as possible.

Okay, sir.

Are you going to help?

Gosh, there are too many people.

I'll go to platforms one and two.

You two can check the rest.

Okay, got it.

I'll check platforms three and four.

-Seong-gon. -Yes?

Let's catch him before they do this time.

If I catch him, you'd better buy me beef.

I'll get moving now.

Should I just shoot him?

Gosh.

Private Cho Suk-bong.

Can we…

Can we just talk for a bit?

Jun-ho, are you here to catch me?

No, it's not that.

I'm here to help.

So please…

I know how upset

and frustrated you are.

So…

So let's just talk for a bit.

Okay?

Do you also think I'm an idiot?

Calm down, sir!

I'm not here to fight you.

Do you also think I'm an idiot?

I don't want to fight you, sir.

Please, don't do this.

I've got you, you punk!

Move the bus!

Seong-gon! Call 911!

Seong-gon.

Seong-gon.

Move the bus!

-I'm sorry. -Suk-bong.

-Cho Suk-bong! -Come here, Suk-bong!

Cho Suk-bong!

Suk-bong!

Cho Suk-bong!

Fucking move! Move it!

Cho Suk-bong!

Suk-bong!

Don't hurt anyone! Suk-bong!

Get out of my way!

Hey, you punk!

Damn it.

I'll check theaters three and four. You check one and two.

Suk-bong.

Gosh, what's he doing?

What the hell do you think you're--

What did I do wrong?

Why the fuck are you doing this to me?

Ho-yeol!

Where's Suk-bong?

I'm sorry, sir.

I'm really sorry, sir.

I'm sorry, sir.

-Did you say you're married? -Yes, sir.

Any kids?

I have three. Two girls and a boy, sir.

Gosh, you must have a lot of stamina.

That's good.

It's expensive raising kids.

You really are a patriot.

Thank you, sir.

Hello?

SERGEANT PARK BEOM-GU ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, SIR?

What?

Okay, hang up.

Couldn't you do a better job? What's the matter with you?

Pardon?

A soldier got hurt in Seongnam.

Cho Suk-bong got away.

What did I tell you?

I told you there should be enough men for the operation.

But I thought you wanted me to keep things quiet.

Hey.

Are you blaming me for this?

Are you trying to avoid taking responsibility?

No, I'm sorry, sir.

Tell me what happened again.

Speak properly, you punk!

Where are the CDC guys?

They were taken to the Korean Armed Forces Seoul Hospital.

Fortunately, he'll be fine.

Good.

Do we…

need to go back, sir?

Yes.

It's already out in the open now.

The police will get involved, so they'll take care of it.

Anyway, let's get going now.

Yes, sir.

I need to use the bathroom first.

Ho-yeol.

Corporal Han Ho-yeol, sir.

You did the right thing.

I'm glad you didn't try to fight him.

Yes, sir.

Gi-yeong sent you Hwang Jang-soo's address, right?

Did you give it to the police?

Jun-ho has his address.

BUILDING 102 UNIT 1116, YEOSU-DONG 200, JUNGWON-GU, SEONGNAM, GYEONGGI PROVINCE

You fucking maniac! Where are you?

The police will get there too late. I need to go right now.

What?

Private Cho will be there right away.

How are you so sure, you punk?

It's my gut feeling, sir.

I'm sorry, sir.

Hey, Jun-ho! Hey!

Ho-yeol.

What are you doing?

Let me borrow your car, sir.

Private An just deserted. I should go catch him.

What? Hey. Hey.

Hey, wait. Hey, get back here! Hey!

Hey.

I told you to ask me before throwing this away.

It's past the expiration date.

Have you lost your mind? How dare you talk back.

Hey.

The store will run on a deficit if you throw them out

because of the expiration date.

Are you going to make up for that?

I'm sorry, sir. I'll do better.

Gosh, put it back.

I thought he'd be good because just got out of military service.

That fucking jerk.

When should I kill him?

Life was much better in the army. Fuck…

Sergeant Hwang, why didn't you answer my calls?

What's going on?

-Is this a dream? -No, it's not a dream.

We don't have time. You know Private Cho Suk-bong, right?

What the fuck?

I can't believe this asshole is asking me about another asshole.

Private Cho is coming for you.

What?

-Please open the door. You're in danger. -Okay.

I got it. Thanks. Have a safe trip back.

No, wait.

This is driving me insane.

Seriously?

This isn't Beom-gu's fault.

The traffic in Gyeonggi Province is hopeless.

Why isn't he picking up?

Hello?

-Goodbye. -Bye.

No, Mom. That's not what I'm saying. I'm done here.

Yes. No, I'll be home soon.

Yes. I won't take long. Okay, bye.

What are you on about?

Sorry, sir. There was a security guard.

Did you meet Jang-soo?

Wait for me. I'm on my way.

Just a second, sir.

Excuse me.

Who are you?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Private Cho Suk-bong!

Private Cho.

Private Cho! Wait!

I'm sorry.

Private Cho!

I'll make this quick.

Fuck!

I'm sorry, sir.

Jun-ho.

You also beat up Park Sung-woo, remember?

I'm sorry.

I guess you missed me, Nerd.

You fucking psycho. What the fuck are you doing?

You should get up and salute your senior.

What's wrong?

Do I still scare you?

Can't you do it now that you're here?

Hey.

Hey.

Let me ask you something.

What is it that you want with me?

I mean, I was discharged.

It's over now.

What is it that you want to do to me?

Tell me.

I mean, seriously.

Did you really think you could do something to me?

Did you?

Answer me, you fucking trash!

How long

were you planning to do this shit?

Answer me, you bastard!

You fucking asshole.

Why are you shaking?

What?

Are you scared?

You fucking lunatic.

Will you please be quiet?

Or I'll have to call the cops.

Call the cops. He's a fucking criminal.

That asshole was scared of me.

That fucking asshole.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Are you fucking scared of me?

Are you fucking scared of me, you asshole?

That fucking good-for-nothing bastard!

Why the fuck…

-Why the fuck? -I'm sorry, sir.

Why for fuck's sake?

I was just getting started, you fucking bastard.

-I'm sorry, sir. -Fuck!

-I guess you caught the asshole. -You…

This is how far you can go, you fucking loser!

You bastard! Stay right there, you dickhead!

-Are you taking him to the police station? -You asshole.

He's going to jail, right?

You fucking bastard!

-Hey. -Fucking asshole.

Jang-soo.

Be grateful that you've been discharged.

What the fuck are you losers on about?

Hey, you asshole! Stay right there, you fucker!

Hey, stop him! Fuck!

Jun-ho, stop that fucker! Please! Fuck!

Fucking stop him! Shit!

I was going to register you two as deserters after sunrise.

The sun comes up late because it's winter.

Gosh, you punks.

Hey, Ho-yeol.

Settle things with the cops and come back to the unit.

Okay, thanks.

Suk-bong.

Killing someone isn't how you take revenge.

Do you think people repent when they're about to die?

They just die.

Fucking peacefully at that.

But the person who killed them…

ends up regretting it.

That fucker didn't even repent although I killed him.

But it's too fucking late to even hold him responsible.

And you end up regretting it forever…

thinking you should've let him live

and make him pay for what he did.

My ass…

What?

You knew everything.

You all just sat back and watched.

Private Cho.

Why should I be punished?

-He's the one who did wrong! -Suk-bong!

Why am I the one getting punished?

-Fucking why? -Suk-bong!

-Why? Fucking why? -Suk-bong!

-Suk-bong! Stop! -Why? Fuck! Why?

Subtitle translation by: Ja-won Lee