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Original subtitles

This programme contains very strong language, aggressive and violent behaviour and sexual

scenes and references from the beginning and throughout.

The Jordies are back.

Last time we tore the tits of Australia's Gold Coast.

Oh, it's going to this view.

There's a poo in our room.

That was tight.

They taste just like peanuts.

Sophie called feelings for Ozzie Alex.

I've actually done this one.

I've been now reckoned she calls a shot.

When it comes to boys...

..who in Sam left Oz more loved up than ever.

I want to put it in your ass.

Then this motherfucker put it in the game!

This time we are back where we belong.

New Castle?

We're our friends.

Unfamily.

How are you?

Moo hoo!

Lada!

Doing the things we love.

There'll be some new faces.

Hello!

Plenty of old faces.

Unfifty of the day!

And worn big blast from the past.

Long time no fucking shit!

But dole buddy!

We're still a swap out badge.

Which means getting a name related.

You mean more?

Lots of fortications.

Chugging your divvy.

I can't get this feeling.

Hello!

And lots and lots of meer hand.

Man!

Aah!

Aah!

Stop laughing your way!

You're gonna be the one to get.

You mean I know what you're feeling.

I'm gonna get it.

Chug!

You're fucking mad!

Yeah!

There's gonna be pure fucking fella.

You're gonna be the one to get it.

I'm totally crunked as me like.

I'm green to perfection.

I'm tanned, torn and ready to tash on.

I'm alive.

She's got more cheek than a girl or fillers.

I can talk the back legs off a donkey.

I'm happy corlogy.

Bit of a jot the lads.

That's me, we're tea.

I'm safe, I'm flirty and I've got double hair.

Chug!

I'm so glad I...

That's a spot right there.

Baby.

Oh, and I feel very good.

I keep going.

I keep going.

I ain't in this spot.

Craig, look at him.

He's so handsome.

I love my boyfriend.

I'm a dog buddy, but I haven't seen my Jodie squad in a long time,

and I kind of miss them.

Little baby boy, I ain't here for a day.

Me and my boyfriend, Jacob, both live very busy lives,

so we'd book to hold it, spend some quality time together.

Push work, keep pushing.

You all right, Hannah?

It's the best ride I've ever been.

After all of this party, you mean, Anne is being doing,

we need to get fit, because I don't know what any other

64-year-old that can down five-year giga bombs on a night out.

Oh.

It's...

Ah!

Bastard!

Since Australia, me and Khul, you've bought our first home together,

we have come an awful long way in a very short space of time.

I think I'm actually wife material, if you're honest.

Since moving this house, I love to cook.

Our mans couldn't be proud of.

And really gorgeous.

Do you like that?

Yes.

So supportive, I love it.

I am really enjoying Chummy Man, and I am not missing work.

One bit.

Hold on.

It's Anna.

It's time for you to come back to work today.

Also, I'm going to be really busy this summer,

but I've got someone to help me.

Run things?

What the hell is going on?

Ah-ho! Whoever's helping Anna is a blow, and he's fit.

Bring it on!

I cannot wait to catch up with the others.

Work, night, sir, but I am buzzing to get back into that house.

Oh, yeah, I got one.

I'm not French.

Oh, yeah, wait a minute, bud.

Whoa!

Are you Jordan?

I'm not going to lie, leaving my free bed house.

It's going to be so depressing, but I'm so excited to see the family,

and I can't wait to see what Anna has got in store.

I just don't understand Anna's new business partner.

She's definitely met a toy boy.

Who the fuck is Anna being shagged to give a job to help her out?

Are you open? It's not so idiot.

See you.

Ah!

The only reason Anna is even giving us this job is because she fantasies.

I always has, and I always fucking will.

I'm a Roman Alina.

I've been...

It's not making this laugh.

I'm not allowed to piss and lock a door.

It's doing death.

Bye-bye.

You're all going to get a tidy everything up?

I want the house, fickin' span right!

It's not spam it, span.

Oh, wait, the three must get a use.

We actually are.

On the three-pelt-puff girls.

This is a first for me.

Craig has never been to the house, so it's quite sweet that he's dropped me off.

Big!

Not on the break.

My Ozzy Rormont with Alex was exactly what I needed,

but meeting a lad in my hometown just feels a little bit like a dog.

But meeting a lad in my hometown just feels a little bit more serious.

Our one of a relationship, I just don't want to rush in anything.

Oh, my dear God.

Is that a barn?

I thought it was a delivery?

I understand when there's a man in the barn, but a man in the barn.

What the fuck's this?

Jesus Christ, what is my life thinking?

Oh, my God!

I'm sorry, Dorvie.

Don't worry, it's finding us some sense in it.

Alright, let's fucking do it.

Woo-hoo!

Baby!

What the hell?

I'm not gonna work.

There is absolutely no way that I can go back to work today about a holiday book to the boyfriend for so long.

But I mean, Anna's getting on a bit anyway.

I don't even think she'll remember.

Our voice, no, no.

Hi, guys. So, I'm not gonna be able to come back to work today.

I'm gonna hold you with my boyfriend, but I can tell Anna I was going part-time, but I'll be back as soon as I can.

Love yous!

We know what right, Alicia's coming back, because I had a notion to pay back or not.

I can't believe that Holly is managed to wangle part-time.

I'm jealous. I was part-time.

Back in the tune.

I want a spoon.

I'm sweating like a fatlass outside at Greg's. We're no money.

Oh, yeah.

Is it off the token, so...

Is it off the token, so...

Oh!

Wow, this is so trendy!

Oh, my God!

Anna must be earning so much money because the house looks amazing.

But what the fuck is that?

Is that an iced dick?

Oh, my gosh!

Being the first one in the house is amazing, because that means you can be the first one to claim your bed.

Shut the front door!

I want this bed!

What's he helped?

What have you gotten here?

I'm close.

I've been going for a long time.

There you go.

Seeing goodbye from boyfriend is never easy, but it's something we've gotta do.

Put this in the half phone.

Be careful.

Don't do anything mad.

I promise that.

Right, Craig, enough of this mushy shit.

Fuck off and take the dog.

I've gotta go see my friends.

Hi, bitches!

Hey!

The pie has arrived!

My gosh, where else?

Right, can I just say one thing?

Wow, the house is stunning.

Let's just see how long it's actually lasts.

The dick?

Oh, fucking get away!

Get away!

Get away!

Get away!

Get away!

I'm like it!

Nathan!

Nathan is proper gone for it.

His dick skills are amazing.

Oh, shit.

Look, you never spilled the drop.

Oh, god.

Oh.

On the body, you're rocking a body.

I was only in Australia short amount of time.

So I'm still the newbie.

I really need to prove to the others that I'm still crazy enough to be part of this family.

Hey!

So, what are you wearing?

Is that the delivery room, guys?

I am so happy that Adam's back because he's kind, he's caring and he's a bit of a comfort blanket.

It's just a shame that I door fancy him.

It's not a point of view.

Right, you're the first inspiration I've fucking over-off.

Stop!

All right.

It's the first time I've seen Abby since Australia.

And you know what? She's looking really well.

I wouldn't mind picking up where I've left off.

I'm gonna have to go!

Oh, yeah!

I'm gonna have to go!

Oh, yeah, I'm gonna have to go!

Oh, yeah, is it cool?

Abby's Nanner is like a bad STI.

You cannot get rid of her.

And when you do get rid of it, it fucking flares back up again.

Bless her.

I've cleaned my bed by the way.

Oh, my god!

Whoa, whoa!

What is that, Jim?

Rich!

I know I want to see it!

Which one do I have here?

Oh, we see the fucking middle one.

When I ended this house, it was full of alpha males,

like Gar's, Aaron, and Scott.

So I never thought I'd get the double bed in the boys' bedroom.

He's gonna be shagging so some in here.

I'm gonna tell you what you do if you're doing it on the bus,

and you go outside and you shagging the phone box.

This is my bed!

Boys in here!

Shh!

Who's that?

Oh, my god!

Hi!

Chloe actually looks like a full-on sex doll.

Her tits are fucking huge.

So, do you know what I want to see?

These new bedrooms?

Go on then.

So now me and Chloe have moved in.

We're both very adult-like.

So this time, it should be an absolute briezzling with everybody else.

So I think we should...

You should see the boys and I should see with the girls.

On the other hand, if we ever wanted to get Harry Potter,

we could still see with you, Bob.

Yes.

Are you agree?

So this time, now, now...

I'm a woman.

I'm a sophisticated...

I wouldn't go as far as that. We're moving that about it.

I am.

In Australia, my name's Sam's arguments cause tension.

So this time round, I want me and the girls to be stronger than ever.

I don't know the lifestyle that's been happening.

I let all of the girls know.

Yeah.

You're a dog, I love girls.

She was hanging around for girls now.

So what's changed then?

In Australia, Sam and Chloe were always together.

So this time round, I don't think I have any fear.

The lips together now, so it is different.

We just need time, we'll prove and tell.

Sophie and Abby are still skeptical on Chloe and Sam,

but I think they're different now.

They live together and that's better than before.

Everybody, I'm staying with the girls.

We're...no celebrate.

Chloe, I love you, but let's just wait and say love.

I'm staying with them boys!

I'm glad to be back with these lot,

and I can't wait for weeks and weeks of getting more

and having good barbs for breakfast, dinner and tea,

but I can't help but think,

what's Anna got up her sleeves?

Nathan, can you catch?

Cos the couple of balls come in your way.

I'm really enjoying being back with everybody,

but now we've not got the Aussies where there's any more,

which means we're going to have to do more work,

and that is shite.

Hey!

We are not animals!

Who the fuck is at the door?

Oh, get it!

This could be the new boss.

I hope it's not.

So don't want to go to fucking work.

Hello!

What the hell?

Hello!

Who the hell is she?

To everyone, shit!

She's picking out chunks of food.

I love like...

Nathan!

To my soul, my life!

This part contains strong language, sexual scenes and references

from the old set and throughout.

Hello!

Who the hell is she?

Who's that?

Fuck me!

She's orange.

Hello!

I'm Faye!

Hi, Faye!

This new girl looks big!

Hello!

Hello!

Hello!

Hello!

Hello!

She's a cute, small bundle of absolute joy.

I've got a question, Oscar.

What?

Are you all a new boss, or not?

Yeah, yeah, I'm coming to take over.

No, of course not!

My name's Faye, and Anna's gave us a call to come join the team.

I can't put words on it, I'm excited, I am.

This is...

AHH!

Everyone, I think you should do a shot.

Oh, my mouth!

Drink is all under the table.

What?

What? What can I do with that?

Sure, well, I'll start.

I'll approve it.

Oh, my face!

My face!

I've only been here two minutes and I've already got my mouth browned giant, Willie.

Sorry, Mum.

It was so exciting.

I think you're going to be crazy, I like it.

I'm so crazy.

I'm so crazy.

Oh, I'm so mad.

She has got so much energy and I love energy, especially energy drinks.

Never.

No, no, no.

I thought I would have been my number, Mum.

I was a mess when I first came in.

This girl has got confidence for days.

She is going to fit in perfectly.

God, you've got big fucking tits.

You've got big tits.

You've got big tits.

Totally natural.

How would it feel?

You did it before, yeah?

No, I was going to do it.

Don't worry.

Don't worry.

Are you excited to feel your hair?

Oh, look at this light!

What's in here?

Oh, shit.

Hey!

Oh, yeah, baby!

Oh, you're that awful.

I love it.

I forgot love at me.

I love anything but just old.

I'm so excited to be unpacking me things with the girls, especially Chloe.

I really hope we can become good friends.

Honestly, we'll have so many funny moments in it.

Oh, drop and come back the whole street and come back.

Did I come back?

Vegetarian.

What?

Oh, here we are.

I'm checking on it.

I love checking on a story.

What the fuck?

Did you do it with her?

I can't believe I've never ever met a vegetarian before.

It's nice to meet you though.

I'm so excited to meet you.

I'm so excited to meet you.

Aah!

The van now with the lads is next level.

It's like we're already in the club, but we're not even ready yet.

Ah, fuck, I love that new girl.

It's the first time that I've ever seen a girl come in and the girls take to the straight

at the window.

Because normally there's a bit of animosity.

It's like a weird animosity.

It's a big word for you.

I love upfront and confident people and that's why I've liked Faith.

Why are you just going to make me a dream when I put my sentence to be on?

No worries.

What a sentence for it?

Makes you face the gun.

Ah, she feels still.

Faith, we love them very nice.

You make me look real?

Oh, oh, oh!

There she is.

Give me an eye and I'm cursed.

I cannot believe that Chloe Furry is going to eye my shorts.

Who would have thought it?

Do you even know how to put it up?

Yeah, I'm just struggling a little bit.

I'm just...

All right.

Chloe should not be allowed anywhere near me when I in.

She now thinks she's just domesticated goddess, but she'll probably burn the house down.

Eh, an owl!

Faith, this is your first night out.

I'm so excited.

I can't wait for you to all the show.

What do you expect?

After doing that, I've got any expectations.

I think it's just going to be wild.

Do you know what, when people first come and know I was making a chat out of themselves?

Yeah, oh, it's going to be so nice.

I was going to make a chat with Mel.

Do you want to make a chat with Mel?

Do you want to make a chat with Mel?

I make a chat with myself all the time.

What's that?

I can smell?

Smells like burned polyester.

Is that my shorts?

Are you talking to me?

You bought the cunts?

Where?

Oh, my God.

I can do that.

Oh, my God, I actually melted.

How are they?

Let's go out!

I am well up for tonight.

We've got a new girl.

We're back in Newcastle.

It's going to be fucking mint.

So the family night and face.

Do you know what I'm driving?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Let's get fucking water on the tube.

Tonight is a big one.

We need to start this off with a fucking van.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

We've just got the top top and this is our first night out.

I am raring tickles.

Let's have a family night to everyone.

Hey!

I am up to the foot of this one, you little bitch!

I can't describe how happy I'm the other mzia, but a baby careful, cool, you'll get jealous!

I've never had a relationship before, but I've never had a relationship with you.

I've never had a relationship before, but hangin' around with Chloe and Sam, makes us realise that I want one, and it'll be a bonus if it was Abi.

All I say to you, babe, is I'm a maid, I'm like, whatever you feel.

We got him out here with me.

Let's do it!

Yeah!

We first night out on the town with this lot, and I'm having a fuckin' great time.

I'm feeling so much more happy with you, I'm feeling so happy with you.

Babe seems really fun and bubbly, and I cannot wear to get in or I'm trying to get in or I'm trying to get in or I'm trying to get in the pool and go.

I'm having a quick switch on the end.

I love being back at this house, especially when even, he's my best friend, I wouldn't have it any other way.

That's all!

This boy has to be gender-able.

I'm so glad that Chloe hasn't been clinked to Sam all night.

I just hope that it ends up in the girls' room with us tonight.

I'm happy with you, my boy.

I'm very happy with you.

I'm so happy that Sophie and Abi are feeling better about the Chloe situation.

Hopefully everyone will stay happy and they'll be peace in the house.

I'm so happy that Sophie and Abi are feeling better about the Chloe situation.

I need this girlfriend, I don't know.

They don't know me, pretend they don't know.

I've missed having a giggle and a flow at Adam on a night.

It's just fun and there's North feelings, and that works for me.

I'm not crying for it.

I can't fix this fuck, but I know when two people are flirting, Adam and Abi are all our reach of our...

Fear is absolutely boring.

I've not seen dance and light, that's as Chloe's a ten-place she fits right in here.

I remember my first day in the house when I was in Australia, and I was absolutely cackenly pants, but we fared a fear.

She's fucking smashed it.

They're like me for now, but there's something I need to tell them.

I really hope it doesn't change the mind.

I don't know about a liver of a giant, which is certainly got the tits of one.

I just object an handle of beef.

I'm trying to keep her, but I've taken it all back.

I'm actually really struggling. These guys can drink.

Fear flocks like she's had one too many. The girl looks like she's about to be sick.

Poor Faith, she's picking out chunks of food.

But the beef, eh, we've all done it.

Faith is just rustled up, a tomato soup in the club, and just wish her could rustle up some fucking chicken nuggets.

Go, go, go, go.

We're all getting a little bit too drunk.

We need to get home now before we're thrown out at top top.

I'm going to go.

Nothing. Nothing.

The spew in the club has really so bad as I've been.

I can't believe I went too hard on me first night.

Faith's got her bed earlier, a first night.

She's more of a lightweight than she thought.

No!

I need it!

Oh, I need it!

I can't believe it.

I can't believe it's over. You turned the kitchen. It went ice rink.

I'd have seen this night until my first night back.

I'm going to go in the hot tub. I'm going to have a drink.

I don't know what you're doing to me.

Of course I'm getting in the hot tub, Sam. I love hanging out with this guy.

I love hanging out with this guy.

I love your hot tub.

I like your drinking noodles and chips.

I love my lacou.

I love my lacou.

I love riding the neighborhood when he's drunk.

He is like a piece of string and I am the cat and I can't stop playing with him.

I like your lacou.

It's your lacou.

I love my lacou.

The neighborhood is a pain in this house in the air.

It's always good to be back with the girls.

Right now I've had enough of them so I'm going to bed.

I am mortal. I don't know how I'm going to get out the hot tub.

Let alone them stairs go to bed.

Right, right.

I'm going to shit and do it.

Night one is being a success.

The new girl has fitted in.

An arm shit faced getting fed noodles by Adam.

I just wonder what Anna's got in store for us.

I like that. Look, yes.

Look, yeah.

Shagira.

If you want to do it babe.

I quite enjoyed that actually.

Yeah.

Long time no fucking shame.

Oh my god. It's Scott.

Oh my god.

This part contains strong language, sexual scenes and references from the beginning and throughout.

Good morning girls.

Rise and shine, bitches.

I love having Chloe back in the girls room but I cannot stand having this racket.

First thing in the morning.

So, Faith, did you have a good Thursday night?

What's fucking mint?

I can't believe I was sick. How embarrassing.

So, I've woke up this morning and my head is absolutely banging.

I made a right hit myself last night.

I did think that I would have been able to keep up with these better than I did.

Don't worry about we've all been there.

I mean, like, at this, Miss.

I was sick and Holly held me on my first night.

I'm a baby.

Yeah, it's a fashion to be sick.

Oh my god.

Last night was epic.

The boys born to this house hasn't been this tight for a very long time and I am fucking loving it.

I'm the sausage and using the sandwich.

No one but, no other one.

And what do you gently slip inside?

Oh, I graciously slip inside.

Is she cold with Freddie fucking Kruger?

Morning, bitch.

Claudia, I've been for a while. You're wearing Christmas for Jarvis.

Cos I've got a Christmas for it.

Although it was absolutely fantastic, sleeping in the girls' room.

I still need cuddles with my Sam.

Watch this, I owe it.

Every morning I do this, I go, good morning.

A wife would not face for it, don't I?

Don't have an orgasm.

Right, how are they? Let's get up.

We'll go back some breakfast.

Faith might be the newbie, but I'm pretty new to this family as well.

So, again, everyone's good, folks.

I'm going to make some breakfast for everyone.

Are you my best friend, still?

Yeah, you are, so my best friend.

So, you think it's going to get the point where you would add him like that much?

Get on the good, the hazy best friend?

She's what I'm saying.

Are you worried about that, do you think?

Nah.

Sam and Adam are spending a lot of time together,

and I'm happy that he's making new friends.

But he'd been not forget about me.

He can't give you what I can give you.

I've got a good looking funny.

He hasn't got a funny.

He's got a bad hair, a ceiling line.

He needs a transplant.

He needs a transplant.

You deal with the bacon?

Adam, put the bacon in.

Can I load you, do you that?

Just what I don't know.

No, Adam, I'm going to have a lift.

Right, hold on, then.

How the fuck do I do that?

How are you this thing?

I don't know how Adam has made it this far in life.

The boy is thick as pig shit.

What are you doing with him?

What are you doing with the knife?

Adam, what?

Right.

I'm not a good cook.

I kind of cook me.

I can't even spell breakfast.

Never mind, cook the fucker.

Are you having a tea break?

Give him a drink for a call.

Gives lot!

Breakfast!

I'm fucking starving.

I am so happy to be back with this lot.

I've got a hangover from hell, but a family fry up will sort this out.

I love this.

I love this.

Ooh!

I love this.

It's all good.

Nearthans been bossing me around this morning, so I think it's only fair,

me and Sam, what a bit chilly powder at his breakfast.

Everyone's got a nice little lovely blackcurrant.

I want real cold, I want a fucking cup of tea.

No, blackcurrant because you need to hide me.

It's pretty surreal sitting here this morning with a load of new people

in a strange house, but I kind of like it.

I'm a little bit hungry.

I'm a little bit hungry.

LAUGHTER

That nice!

That nice!

Fuck sake, those cheeky little bastards.

LAUGHTER

Is that?

Ah!

What are you doing?

What?

Oh!

I'm actually going to go and get my suitcase, I want to fuck anter off.

I'm taking the watermelon cushions, I want the keyway cushion.

Well, it's going to steal from the bitch.

Hi, welcome back.

Hi, yes!

Hi, yes, yes!

Fuckin' hell!

You look like you're going to fucking Navy?

Anna looks like she owns a yacht, us lot are making her far too much money.

She looks like a sailor.

Welcome to the family fair, I'm Santa.

How was your first night?

It was absolutely amazing.

Okay, looks like it was pretty amazing.

How we Anna could the chief of the war all?

It's all as you are?

Who was your new business partner?

Ooh, is it not?

Who the fuck is going to walk through that door?

Long time no fucking thing!

Oh!

Oh my God, it's Scott!

How are you fucking who?

Your castle's biggest also is back in the mix and he's land himself, a promotion.

Who are you and who are you?

Scott has not been in this house for a very long time.

The last time he was, yeah, he was getting my army?

Oh, okay!

Oh, I'm sick and slow.

Oh, babe, I'm just gonna try your eyeballers.

When I was with Scott, he broke my heart, but now I'm seeing him.

I don't feel anything.

I am loving this stronger side of me.

So wait, wait, wait, wait, let's get this right.

Scott is the new fox.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Got to be helping.

I want you to treat him with the utmost respect like you do for me.

Scott must be putting in a good shift or shaft in an eye to be getting the job.

What the fuck is going on to these?

You do what you need to do.

Keep me happy, keep an eye happy.

They're all happy.

I can't wait to boss these little titties about, but looking for them, there's no work on today.

But Scottie T is always got a surprise that we sleep.

I've got to even just hear to some new family members.

New housemates, I can't wait to meet them.

I think these will get on just well.

It's a fish, it's a fish!

Oh, that's right!

What?

Hello?

Oh, that is a discus, sir.

Getting these rats off Scott is such a good present.

This is perfect practice for a main Sam.

Have kids?

Chloe, don't get them out. Don't touch them, man.

Listen, they'll thrive in here.

It's fucking shit already, man.

You know what? I haven't seen these on ages and often brings a family together.

Better than a fucking pet.

Chloe!

I cannot stand rats.

Nathan, Nathan, Nathan.

Shop, shop?

Oh, wait!

I'm drawing you fucking start now.

Living with Scott was hell, but going to work for him is even worse.

Good luck, lads, and that's it.

Bye, guys.

I'll see you seein' it on Moog's.

Oh, wait!

Bye, boss.

Scott's fate, and he seems like a nice lad.

I'm actually pretty excited.

I quit. I quit. I quit. I quit. I quit.

Fuck her now. Fuck Scott.

Fuck the fucking job.

Take your fucking apple. Fuck off!

Fuck off!

What rats?

I mean, you's rats.

Shook it.

You're a louse.

Funny rats.

Funny rats.

Chloe, this is more your scene.

I'll do it because I'm an animal lover.

I'll wash them by.

Here's what we're going to call them.

I think we should go to Donald Trump's, or he's a me.

Maybe, man, we've got a massive obsession with Donald Trump.

He's just got stuck about them.

He's got lovely, tan-skid-a-bit orange in tan ginger hair.

I think he's fucking lush, me.

Probably shaggin' with a wasm of sand.

What are they doin'?

Get in political!

Fuck knows how.

Chloe has came up with political names for these two rats.

She kinda gave him fucking spell, politics, man, never mind.

Politics?

About rats, ex-quats.

That would be serious, right?

These are our property.

We need to get the facts into the kids.

What kids?

What, we'll have kids one day.

What one we have in there?

It's perfect for them.

You need to make them first.

This is going to be difficult for me.

I'd love and look after and probably bath our kids.

I can't bother rat.

Come here, go subscribe.

Chloe, fat bastard!

Since I've been in this house, I've had no time myself to reflect,

and it's something I really like to do.

What are you doing?

Just having a moment to myself.

You're right.

This is a little bit awkward, but I'm not going to shy away from it.

I am who I am, and I'm not going to pretend to be something I'm not.

I like to take some time.

I talk to Jesus.

Shut up, really.

Oh, my God.

I wasn't expecting that.

What do you do, like, when you talk to Jesus?

Well, it's just like my little parlour.

It's like a talk to him throughout the day, and I'll just be like,

hey, Jesus, what's up?

Does it work?

I think so, yeah.

I don't know how I would have got through life without them.

But you actually did sit and pray?

Yeah.

I don't, like, kneel down or anything or anything like that.

If you wanted to, it would be.

OK.

Do you want to close my eyes?

You do whatever feels comfortable.

This is something that's actually really personal to me.

Some people can be weirded out by it, but Nathan is really cool.

Then at the end, close your A-men.

Yeah, A-men.

It's just good, isn't it?

I've had a little friend I told you all the time.

I quite enjoy that, actually.

It's different, isn't it?

It's nice and peaceful just to take a moment.

And just know there's someone always there.

I feel enlightened.

Amazing.

I know what it's like to come in this house and be different,

so I'll always respect faith's beliefs.

You've got my entire life.

I'm fucking freezing.

I'm fucking freezing.

You know, it's like what you do is, it's like,

I'm just talking to Jesus.

What?

A full-on Christian living with Oslo.

I just know.

You were going to get you.

Oh, my God!

I just don't die.

I just thought my new friend.

Ah!

Oh, my God!

I just don't die.

I just thought my new friend.

Ah!

Don't show up, my God!

What's that?

Why are you pushing them up so high?

Because it's all your red pants nowadays.

It's called vintage.

Vintage.

It's called fucking squished.

Me and the lads are getting ready,

and I need to tell the boys about faith.

So I just need to get it off my chest.

I had a quite word of outside,

and I was like, what you do is,

I was like, I'm just talking to Jesus.

I was like, what's the top?

She's very religious.

Like, no, he was, come on.

I don't want to take the mix.

It's like, create a sensitive thing.

A full-on Christian living with Oslo.

Ah, wait until Chloe.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Go ahead, lads!

Cut off, but I'll use another rat outside.

They are our kids, the practice, our our kids.

Some hates them.

Some hate them.

And who would call the kids Donald and Theresa?

That's a bit cruel, her way.

I know that Theresa made Donald Trump

all really mind his Sam's veins,

but it feels good.

I've got a house, kids.

I'm all grown up.

What about a night then?

He's going to go on the pole.

I think we'll go see what talent's out.

If you do get back here and you don't pull right,

make me friend.

Is that all the deal, Donald?

Girls!

How are they?

Girls!

Girls!

I know, in my mind, in my soul and in my vagina,

tonight is going to be brilliant, so get me the club.

Chase, how are we all looking at this?

All the best.

What a beautiful weekend.

I want to get the club.

I want to get the club.

Tonight, I am on a mission to get fucking legless.

New Castle doesn't know what's about a fucking hit air.

Cheers!

Cheers!

Cheers!

I'm really a bit like, but you now make a more special.

Get a cheeky neck out of, have you?

We're going to see them on the stand.

When they come after, we'll do something by myself.

Cheers!

Cheers!

I know, I know, I know.

Cheers!

Cheers!

Cheers!

Cheers!

Cheers!

Cheers!

Cheers!

Cheers!

Oh, Jesus!

As in Jesus, Jesus!

I'll get you.

We're the only ones that are out.

I can't believe that faith is religious.

I have never had a religious friend before.

I could not wait to know more about it.

But, somehow, he's going to be smoked by stone.

Do you feel like a Christian?

How are you?

ashamed of his band?

Do you feel like I want your impossiblesweeth.

I feel like we're alone a lot of faith.

And maybe you can get a chemistry with God.

In the form of God!

No, no!

Let me90!

Tell me!

God has nothing free, hands to do now.

Please do.

Let meWW so happy...

Let me misery.

Green washed off.

I'm moving life at the minute.

Chloe's hanging out with the girls.

I'm having a crap with the boys.

Life is mint.

I have gotten a mazed idea.

I am very proud of my new house and I want to show it off so why don't want to fight

the family around.

For the first time in her life, Chloe Fettie's actually caught with a very good idea.

Sure the family, I will home.

I'm having such a good time and I'm feeling happy about being single and I'm enjoying spending

time with this crazy family.

I know I said I wanted to get close to Chloe but sitting on her face, I think that's taken

it a bit far.

Abby's got one well mind.

Adam a chore time.

This is awkward.

We might have had a few boots in her conch but I just want Adam as a friend.

I can have a laugh with Anna Cuddle, nothing more.

Adam just try to kiss us.

This is weird.

Oh for fucks sake, twirl my barber up the wrong tree.

I'm howling up the fuck.

This has been a classic jogging ice.

What glows a drink or all mortal, it's time to get back to the house.

Hi friend.

Nathan and Abby are almost as pissed as me.

It's going to be interesting to say what happens when we get back to the house.

Oh for the fuck sake.

I feel like I've truly, well and truly let my hair tone make you all suffer.

You got it on the way out of my chair.

Oh for you, that fucking good chibs, Sam.

Thank fuck particularly because those pigs are going in.

I've got all the executive positions that were all my family members around my house.

We're nice to repel.

I am well excited to say Sam and Chloe's new home which is called breakfast like we do

here.

I can't believe how mortal Abby is.

She's got that look on her face.

What spells trouble?

This jacket is expensive.

Stop that.

No, no.

Stop it.

Right Abby, if you're one of war it's a war you will fucking get.

Abby all you threw one chip and now Nathan is fun.

Faith, food and the fucking whole house in the air.

What fucking place?

Two sides, straight up in it.

I've spent way too long on my curls and my contour to get a room tonight.

Come on you lot.

Get yourselves a bed.

Everyone's getting ready for bed and truth be told I'm pretty horny so I'm going to

use the dildo.

I've got the full scoon on in here.

I've got the whole on here.

I don't mind pressing the wheels but that is not a train I want to ride.

It's time for me to get to bed.

What's going on?

Come here pal.

Let your best mate give you a hand.

Can they put away from me?

Do you wear this twice, Finn?

You alright, Finn?

Good night, God bless.

Finn, welcome to the family.

Oh my God, I don't know what he fooded.

Chloe might think she's all growing up but you'll always need a man.

This dinner pie looks like a come down with me for four year olds.

It's so good to catch up with James.

Oh my God.

Here she is, the love of my life covered in mud.

Have you found him at sex?

Get lost.

Are you over?

Yes.

Great.

This choice squad is about to get a bell there of an education.

Hi Finn.

You.

DeFrost.

I thought Chloe and I were getting along really well.

I'm not going to do it.

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