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{\an8}- And everyone was killed?
- All but three.
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{\an8}And their alibi
is very, very dumb.
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- They're in love.
- Hey. Don't do that.
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I don't think that guy
even works here.
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Ugh. It happens all the time.
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Weirdos show up
and try to make corpses
touch and kiss and stuff.
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I get it.
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That's not
enough mustard.
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- Give me the bathroom key.
- More olives.
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You smell like mayonnaise.
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- You suck.
- Give me the bathroom key.
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- Make me a new one.
- You don't have eggs Benedict?
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You're nothing.
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- You're nothing.
- You're nothing.
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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♪ I got a feeling
That it's gonna be
A wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
Has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
To the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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Ah!
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{\an8}♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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{\an8}Phew.
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{\an8}- Another rough one at Sub Hub.
- Pretty rough one here too.
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{\an8}Emily's dad's sick.
She might have to leave Paris.
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{\an8}God, I wish I was rich so
you wouldn't have to work
for the both of us.
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{\an8}I would spoil you.
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{\an8}Ah, nothing a little
shower cry can't fix.
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{\an8}You know, one of my personas
has a suite at the amazing
Brown Lotus resort
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{\an8}up in Langleytano
that she's not gonna use.
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{\an8}It's non-refundable.
You guys could use it
for a little staycay.
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{\an8}- All expenses paid.
- All expenses paid?
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{\an8}- We can pretend I paid for it.
- Maybe I could use
a good spoiling.
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{\an8}Yes!
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{\an8}- Let's go to the fancy hotel.
- Yes, yes, yes!
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{\an8}I know this is
your guys' thing,
but I can still be excited.
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{\an8}Bad news.
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{\an8}The Antarctica snafu
isn't flying under the radar
like we'd hoped.
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{\an8}In fact, it's very much
on Congress' radar
and they have cut our funding.
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{\an8}We've lost our jets,
foreign agents,
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{\an8}and if we're not careful,
omelette bar.
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♪ Someone's in the kitchen
with Dinah ♪
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♪ Someone's in the kitchen,
I know ♪
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♪ Someone's in the kitchen
with Dinah ♪
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♪ Strumming on the old banjo ♪
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{\an8}Can't lose him. He's the only
omelette chef we've had
who could do that.
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{\an8}He's a generational talent.
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{\an8}But these are desperate times,
and that calls for
desperate measures.
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That's why we're going
to do a rebrand.
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The CIA is currently
the least favorable thing
in the city.
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We're even below
all this stuff.
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We're even below that guy
that walks around town
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throwing eggs at people?
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- Oh, man. I hate that guy.
- Yeah, this is bad.
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We're even below him.
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But we've found
the most beloved thing
in the city is...
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Some of you should have
guessed by now.
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...cakes.
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{\an8}Which gave me an idea.
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{\an8}What if the C in CIA
now stood for "Cakes"
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{\an8}and not whatever
it used to stand for?
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We're going to bake
and sell cakes?
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Yes. Great idea, Smith.
We could bake them ourselves.
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That would save us
tons of money.
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We'll win the public's
trust back yet.
For the CIA.
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The Cake IA.
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Wow. Langleytano
is so beautiful.
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I've never seen
this part of Langley before.
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I didn't even know it existed.
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Well, Langley has some of
the most diverse biomes
anywhere in the world.
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From our dazzling
crystal-filled caves
and dramatic limestone canyons
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to our vast
and foreboding tundras.
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Oh, wow.
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But what did
what you said mean?
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You deserve this, babe.
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And here is the bellman
with your...
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One bag? You two share a bag?
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That's all her stuff.
She's the one being spoiled.
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I'll be perusing
the lost and found.
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What's that?
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There is a legend
of a village boy
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that wanted to run faster
than all the other boys.
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So he stole the face
of a wolf, thinking it would
help him run like one.
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But being a wolf
was unnatural for the boy
and made him go mad.
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He howled and howled,
before finally throwing
himself off the cliff.
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They say the Mercurial Winds
of Langleytano are his howls,
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and if you listen too closely,
they will make you
go mad as well.
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There they are,
the Mercurial Winds
of Langleytano.
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Very mercurial.
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Cool story, man.
But I'm ready
for you to leave.
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Oh.
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Okay. Let the pampering begin.
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We can do anything you want.
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You know what I want
inside me right now?
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Starts with a D,
ends with an "aiquiri."
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This is way easier than sex.
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Excuse me.
Can I get a little help?
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I overbleached
my tush hole at the salon,
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and need to tan it back
to the color I was aiming for.
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{\an8}If you could move
my thong to the side?
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{\an8}I didn't say gently.
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{\an8}And hold my
cheeks apart. Gently.
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{\an8}That's it.
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{\an8}Now look away.
I don't want anyone to see
my hole this color.
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Hey, buongiorno, bitches.
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I thought you gave us
your room. What are you
doing here, Roger?
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Rocherro Ferrero is the name.
Super-rich pudding heiress.
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Your room was actually
the room my assistant
was supposed to use.
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But now she's in
this big old urn.
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- She died?
- Yep. Worked herself to death.
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I'm gonna spread her ashes
on the Sunday
afternoon cruise.
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Crazy she died
just days before our trip.
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This was one of
my favorite places
to make her work nonstop.
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Hey, you lazy slugs.
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Get us a round
of loaded Bloodies
or everyone here is fired.
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You know the way I like them.
Move! Move!
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You don't have to be
such an asshole.
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This is exactly what I have
to deal with at Sub Hub.
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Oh, I'm not really a jerk.
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I just do it to get
good service and extra stuff.
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Most rich people are this way.
They're really good people.
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You just have to
get to know them.
And also be rich.
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Yeah, but you don't
have to be rude
to get good service.
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Yes, you do.
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Rude gets results.
That's why they both
start with R.
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Thank you, slugs.
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I'd like to see you get
something as crazy cool
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as these loaded Bloodies
with kindness.
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Okay. Excuse me.
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Could I get spiked
Orange Juliuses,
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served in Erlenmeyer flasks,
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with tofu meatballs
cascading from them, please?
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You're doing great.
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Yeah, sorry. We don't have
any of that stuff.
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Oof. That was
very embarrassing for you.
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This is how I get
treated at work. See? I knew
this wasn't a good idea.
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I'm sorry, babe. But...
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I need to get some sunscreen.
Yes, that's why.
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He's cute as a button.
Where'd you find him?
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In a ravine.
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Rudes get results.
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My wife asked for
three Orange Julias
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and she better
fricking get them.
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What's wrong with you?
Do you have no brain?
Like a baby?
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Fix this. I'm super rich.
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I travel the world
in a big balloon.
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Damn. I don't think
I could do that again.
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Got it.
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Please enjoy
your strange order,
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as well as these
complimentary cheese dippers.
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Wow, I guess kindness
really does work, babe.
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And free cheese dippers?
You really had
an effect on them.
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- See?
- Something's weird here.
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Nothing's weird.
People respond
to positive reinforcements.
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I'll tell you what.
Tomorrow, let's you and I
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use all the resort's
facilities together
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- and we'll see
who gets better service.
- In.
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I thought we were just
gonna relax tomorrow.
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You saw how well me
being nice worked getting
those drinks, didn't you?
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I think this might be
just what I need to restore
my faith in humanity.
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But what if Roger's right?
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What if being mean
does work better?
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Then I don't know.
Maybe I'll just kill myself.
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Are we waiting for Jeff?
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He said he's gonna be
in the gift shop all day.
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Weird time to start
a magnet collection,
but it's his vacation too.
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I'm gonna show you
what it's like to be
truly pampered.
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But you got to let the staff
know who's boss.
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- It's all part of the game.
- Wrong.
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I'm gonna show you
how I can get everything
you can get,
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and more, just by being nice.
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You don't get
the game, Hayley.
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You don't get the game.
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This is empty.
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Let's roll.
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Hey, turds. We wanna get
in the hot tub,
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but instead of water,
we want it to be
green tea. Now.
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Could we actually get
our massages here
in the hot tub
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from masseuses
in scuba gear, please?
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No.
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Hey. We want to eat
a big meal right here.
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All hot and fresh
made by local grandmas.
Move, slugs.
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Excuse me.
This meal is so good.
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But I was wondering,
pretty please,
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could we eat this on a cliff
overlooking the ocean?
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I'm sorry. That's not
something we're able to do.
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Well done.
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And now it's time
for Grill Session,
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where I grill
a local businessperson
who totally deserves it.
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With me tonight
is deputy director
of the CIA, Avery Bullock.
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Oh, the pleasure
is mine, Greg.
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Sir, under your watch,
the CIA has blown up
three foreign embassies,
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two post offices,
and the only Cinnabon
in Antarctica.
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People are angry.
What do you have
to say for yourself?
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Well, we've got great news
for all the haters.
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The C in CIA
now stands for Cakes.
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Oh, I love cakes.
Are you selling cakes?
What kind?
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Would you mind
if I answered that
in the form of a song?
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I would not.
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♪ Big cakes, small cakes
Orange cakes too ♪
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♪ Call us today
There's a cake for you ♪
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♪ Cakes for you
and cakes for me ♪
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♪ Cakes for two
and cakes for three ♪
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Yay, that was so fun.
Okay, everyone
go buy the CIA's cakes.
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Have we cut?
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How dare you upstage me
with that velvety voice?
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I'm the singer. I'm the star.
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Today was impressive, Hayley.
That cliffside lunch?
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You've got me thinking
maybe there is a place
for kindness in this world.
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Are you ready to order?
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I'll have the adult
p'sghetti meatball.
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No. Everybody's got to get
the branzino.
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Mainly because
I love saying it.
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- "Branzino."
- That's what I was thinking.
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I'm sorry. We only have
one branzino left.
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I'm sorry too, but if I don't
get a plate with branzino
on it... Branzino.
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...I will burn this place
and all of its occupants
to the ground.
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I'm so sorry about her.
You're such a good waiter.
219
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Just bring her a big old
bowl of soup or something
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and bring me the branzino.
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You're doing really great.
And I like your teeth.
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I guess we'll finally
see for sure whose style
reigns supreme.
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Oh, shoot. I forgot
the sunscreen again.
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Doesn't seem
too bright in here.
225
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I guess he is sitting closest
to the candle.
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Stiles, gun it.
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Yes, that's it, boys.
The rebrand
is a smashing success.
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We can drop
a 10-tiered chiffon cake
into a warzone
229
00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,596
from two continents away.
230
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:48,602
I think we can get
a race car cake to
Chesterfield Park by Friday.
231
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:50,852
That's another.
232
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:53,396
Stop everything. I got
the big one on the phone.
233
00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:56,691
- The TV show Ace of Cakes?
- Yeah.
234
00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:58,067
They want us
to be on an episode
235
00:12:58,068 --> 00:13:01,738
where the challenge
is cooking 200 cakes to theme.
236
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,156
Uh, one question.
237
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:05,825
How are we gonna put sprinkles
on 200 cakes at once?
238
00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:09,080
Somebody order
a Sprinkle Blaster?
239
00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,834
- Tell them we're in.
- Yeah.
240
00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:19,714
And can someone please
take the Sprinkle Blaster
from Dr. Weitzman?
241
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:22,135
Someone who knows
how to use it.
242
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:28,681
- Where's your sunscreen?
- Oh, I put it on
in the hallway.
243
00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:31,935
And then ate the bottle.
244
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,229
How does this guy
not die all the time?
245
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:37,190
Adult p'sghetti meatball
for the gentleman.
246
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,734
And now the moment of truth.
247
00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:42,489
A big old bowl of soup
for you.
248
00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:45,367
And the branzino.
249
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,620
Maybe kindness
does have its perks.
250
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,914
Even if this branzino's
a little dry.
251
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,041
This is not the way
human nature works.
252
00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:58,711
Something very fishy
is going on here,
and it's not the branzino.
253
00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:00,756
Which is a very mild fish.
254
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:03,843
I forgot my assistant.
255
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:10,014
I'm questioning everything.
Does kindness really work?
256
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,891
No.
257
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:15,144
Dead end?
Where the hell am I? No.
258
00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:16,771
Look at me
when I'm talking to you.
259
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,064
You're the worst waiter ever.
260
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:19,274
That's Jeff.
261
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:22,277
My wife says
your branzino's a little dry.
262
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:25,738
A little dry?
That wasn't part of the deal.
263
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:29,910
I knew it wasn't kindness.
Oh, they're going down.
264
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:34,165
Damn. That's a crazy,
angry wind.
265
00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:40,003
Well, I guess that
branzino incident last night
266
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:42,171
settled everything
pretty definitively.
267
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,841
The only thing left to do
is dump out my assistant.
268
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:49,598
Told you kindness works.
Not gonna lie.
Feels pretty good.
269
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,265
Which got me thinking,
270
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:55,518
since it worked so well,
surely you could do it
one more time.
271
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:58,646
- You know,
to really rub my nose in it.
- What do you have in mind?
272
00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:02,400
Get the captain to take us
to that island there.
273
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:04,736
I could get us there
by being a big jerk,
no problem.
274
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,530
Done it a bunch of times.
Think you could do it
with kindness?
275
00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:12,201
I think I'd benefit
from enjoying the ride
they have planned.
276
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:14,704
Don't worry, Jeff.
I got this. Oh, Captain.
277
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,706
Let me guess.
You want to touch the wheel?
278
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:20,710
Actually, I was wondering,
since you're such an
amazing captain...
279
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:23,463
- Me?
- ...could you take us
to that island?
280
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:26,799
To What If The Winds
Kick Up Island?
281
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:30,178
I'd love to.
But what if the winds kick up?
282
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,972
No way, little lady.
283
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:34,682
Well, just think about it.
284
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:39,020
Oh, my gosh.
I can't believe it,
but I just realized I forgot--
285
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,773
Your sunscreen again?
I got you.
286
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:45,068
Hmm. Doesn't seem
like the boat's going
toward the island.
287
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,530
Maybe the power of kindness
has run out.
288
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,659
Oh, shoot.
I gotta whiz really bad.
289
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:55,328
The bathrooms are actually
the other way.
290
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,246
But you don't
have to whiz at all, do you?
291
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:59,707
You went in the pool
before we left, didn't you?
292
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,793
I know everything
you've been up to.
293
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,422
You're being a jerk
to help Hayley.
294
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,757
Oh, no! I've been pushed.
295
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:12,930
Captain, you take this boat
to that island now
or I'll have you fired.
296
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:17,016
I'm rich.
I own a thousand monocles.
297
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:21,312
Your rich tactics
don't work on me.
I only answer to the sea.
298
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,231
And the sea is telling me
299
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,608
it's time to get back
to the harbor.
300
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:29,196
Go back?
But I have to spread
my assistant's ashes.
301
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,449
I'm very rich
and powerful, I tell you.
302
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:37,286
I have many Sea-Doos,
and a chocolate river,
303
00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:40,498
and three ghosts
that visit me at Christmas.
304
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,250
I have all those things too.
305
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,626
Jeff, what are you doing?
306
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:47,505
I'm yelling at the Captain
to go to the island,
307
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,674
so your kindness can win.
308
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,384
Wait. What?
309
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:54,846
It's been Jeff the whole time.
That's why you got
the branzino.
310
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:59,809
I've been yelling at everyone
and it's been
eating me up inside.
311
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,310
I'm sorry, babe.
312
00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:04,691
Kindness doesn't get you shit.
313
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:08,401
This time,
I'm not asking nicely.
314
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,445
You're taking us
to that island.
315
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,781
I'm taking us back.
316
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,910
The customer is always right.
317
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:19,662
You smell like mayonnaise.
318
00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:22,457
We don't even sell
eggs Benedict!
319
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,000
She works at Sub Hub.
320
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:28,130
And no. You can't get
the key to the
bathroom!
321
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:34,679
Give her room.
She's got the wind madness.
322
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,892
And the winner of
the 200-cake challenge is...
323
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,731
...the Cakes IA.
324
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,568
Yeah.
325
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,819
Agents, I have bad news.
326
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:55,114
The Obamas canceled
their 40-person pineapple
upside-down cake?
327
00:17:55,115 --> 00:18:00,369
Worse. Terrorists snuck into
the Capitol and stole
all of Congress' cocaine.
328
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:03,247
They're rightly pissed
and want them caught.
329
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:06,501
So, we got our funding back.
330
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,253
But what about the cakes?
331
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:12,089
Back to
strictly spy stuff.
332
00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:14,927
- No!
- No!
333
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:21,224
Whoa, whoa.
This is sensitive equipment.
334
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,142
Who knows
what frosting will do?
335
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:25,771
- No!
- No!
336
00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:33,361
These are the Mercurial Winds
of Langleytano.
337
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:35,446
I'm sorry.
338
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:39,450
We're going directly into
a storm to die because a
sub sandwich lady wants us to?
339
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,536
This isn't how the system
is meant to work.
340
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:46,082
If somebody's gonna
put everyone's life
at risk for no good reason,
341
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,084
it should be a rich person.
342
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,253
Hear, hear.
343
00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:57,260
Now they've got
the wind madness.
344
00:18:57,261 --> 00:19:01,138
Everyone but me.
Why? Why, God?
345
00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:02,807
It's all I ever wanted.
346
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,934
I know you're upset about
the whole it turning out
347
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:07,144
kindness can't
get you crap deal,
348
00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:09,438
but why are you still
trying to get to the island?
349
00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:13,276
Because I wanna get
what I want.
Just one time.
350
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,361
Even if it screws everybody.
351
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,364
Very cool answer.
352
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,828
- They're gonna
break the door down.
- Let them.
353
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:28,793
Whoa!
354
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,546
What am I doing?
355
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:35,717
This way.
356
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:45,182
Well, I guess this is it.
Better release the ashes now.
357
00:19:45,183 --> 00:19:46,642
Marbles?
358
00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:49,812
And a photo of my assistant
flipping me off?
359
00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:53,065
She's not dead?
Well, she's definitely fired.
360
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:55,527
And I still need closure.
361
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,662
It's a marble storm!
362
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:19,508
Those are some pretty
crazy winds.
363
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:22,597
Very mercurial.
364
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,473
I know it's weird,
365
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:30,144
but I feel more relaxed
than I have in a long time.
366
00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:32,855
Like I got something
out of my system.
367
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:37,693
{\an8}This weekend was
just what I needed.
Thanks, guys.
368
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:42,740
{\an8}I'm ready for this vacation
to be over so I can relax.
369
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:45,993
{\an8}And now,
the only other issue...
370
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:48,871
{\an8}I just worry they're not gonna
believe us about the marbles.
371
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:52,083
{\an8}It's not the best alibi.
In fact, it's not
an alibi at all.
372
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,170
{\an8}It's really just
the murder weapon.
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