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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:05,001 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:02:13,351 --> 00:02:14,685 Excuse me. 3 00:02:14,687 --> 00:02:16,553 - Sir? - Hmm? 4 00:02:16,555 --> 00:02:18,622 Sir? 5 00:02:18,624 --> 00:02:20,391 Can I get you a snack? 6 00:02:20,393 --> 00:02:21,793 Huh? Uh, what? 7 00:02:21,796 --> 00:02:23,695 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to interrupt. 8 00:02:23,697 --> 00:02:26,631 - I just wanted to see if you'd like a snack. - Ah. 9 00:02:26,633 --> 00:02:28,602 I'm just kidding. 10 00:02:28,604 --> 00:02:29,903 - Oh. Okay. - Yeah. 11 00:02:29,905 --> 00:02:31,705 - What's up? - We have some fantastic caviar. 12 00:02:31,707 --> 00:02:33,808 It's osetra, fresh from... 13 00:02:33,810 --> 00:02:34,910 You ever had caviar? 14 00:02:34,912 --> 00:02:36,578 No, sir. 15 00:02:36,580 --> 00:02:38,548 It's delicious. It is, yeah. 16 00:02:38,550 --> 00:02:40,117 - But I had some last night. - Mm. 17 00:02:40,119 --> 00:02:41,851 You know what? I'm actually in the mood 18 00:02:41,853 --> 00:02:43,687 for something a little bit more Mediterranean. 19 00:02:43,689 --> 00:02:47,392 Do you have, like, a grilled vegetable thing 20 00:02:47,394 --> 00:02:48,959 with some figs or even, like, um, 21 00:02:48,962 --> 00:02:51,430 uh, like, any kind of small fish? 22 00:02:51,432 --> 00:02:52,965 I'm sorry, sir. We don't... 23 00:02:52,967 --> 00:02:54,967 we don't have a kitchen, full kitchen here. 24 00:02:54,969 --> 00:02:56,904 Well, fuck. 25 00:02:56,906 --> 00:02:59,574 How about a glass of champagne? 26 00:02:59,576 --> 00:03:00,708 - Boom. - Great. 27 00:03:00,710 --> 00:03:01,913 Perfect. 28 00:03:06,684 --> 00:03:09,686 - Hey, is that the Heidsieck? - I'm sorry? 29 00:03:09,688 --> 00:03:12,890 A German sub sank a ship on the way to Tsar Nicholas II. 30 00:03:12,892 --> 00:03:14,792 Couple years back, they found the wreck 31 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:17,663 and a case of the 1907 Heidsieck. 32 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:20,567 They sent a little robot down there to bring it back up. 33 00:03:20,569 --> 00:03:23,736 Athena bought three bottles at 250K per. 34 00:03:23,738 --> 00:03:26,943 And no one even knows what the stuff tastes like. 35 00:03:26,945 --> 00:03:28,877 It's just plain ol' champagne. 36 00:03:28,879 --> 00:03:30,915 Hmm. 37 00:03:34,018 --> 00:03:36,621 - You like working for Athena? - Yes, she's... 38 00:03:36,623 --> 00:03:37,989 sweet. 39 00:03:37,991 --> 00:03:40,491 She's sweet? Don't let her hear you say that. 40 00:03:41,662 --> 00:03:42,795 Whoa, hey, Jesus! 41 00:03:42,797 --> 00:03:44,865 - What are you doing? - What is happening here? 42 00:03:47,668 --> 00:03:49,770 - What the... - Oh, fuck! 43 00:03:49,772 --> 00:03:51,439 - Sh... Ah, shit. - What's going on? 44 00:03:51,441 --> 00:03:52,640 What is happening? 45 00:03:52,642 --> 00:03:54,008 One of them's fucking awake, man. 46 00:03:54,010 --> 00:03:56,478 - Oh. Okay. - Gross. 47 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:57,480 What... Ted! 48 00:03:57,482 --> 00:04:00,015 - Okay, uh, calm down. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 49 00:04:00,017 --> 00:04:01,784 Everything's okay. Everything's fine. 50 00:04:01,786 --> 00:04:02,987 Hey, it's all right. 51 00:04:02,990 --> 00:04:04,589 Uh, would you... 52 00:04:04,591 --> 00:04:05,924 - get-get some towels? - Yeah, get towels. 53 00:04:05,926 --> 00:04:07,658 - Okay, uh, no, it's okay. - Oh, Jesus. 54 00:04:07,661 --> 00:04:09,662 It's all right. No, no, no, it's all right. 55 00:04:09,664 --> 00:04:10,862 It's okay. I'm a doctor. 56 00:04:10,864 --> 00:04:12,765 - Ted, Ted, come on, man. - Oh, great. Fantastic. 57 00:04:12,767 --> 00:04:15,002 If you could just lay those towels 58 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:16,939 - on the floor right there. - Fuck. 59 00:04:16,940 --> 00:04:19,073 Uh, now, what's his... what's his... what's his name? 60 00:04:19,075 --> 00:04:20,475 His na... Uh, Squealer, I think? I... 61 00:04:20,477 --> 00:04:22,043 Randy. 62 00:04:22,045 --> 00:04:24,080 R-Randy? Oh, that's great. 63 00:04:24,082 --> 00:04:25,815 Now, I just need you... We're just gonna... 64 00:04:25,817 --> 00:04:27,550 We're just gonna go down to the floor. 65 00:04:27,552 --> 00:04:29,785 Just kneel down. There you go. There. Good, good. 66 00:04:29,787 --> 00:04:32,791 Now, I need you to lie back down on those towels. 67 00:04:32,793 --> 00:04:34,761 There you go. There you go. 68 00:04:34,763 --> 00:04:37,063 Uh... Oh, uh, may I use your pen? 69 00:04:37,065 --> 00:04:39,032 - Pen. Yes. - Thanks. 70 00:04:39,034 --> 00:04:41,736 Okay, Randy. 71 00:04:41,738 --> 00:04:43,704 I'm gonna put you back to sleep now. 72 00:04:43,706 --> 00:04:44,838 - What? - Because you woke up 73 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:46,643 before you were supposed to. 74 00:04:49,948 --> 00:04:51,581 - Whoa! - Fuck! 75 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:55,854 Hey, you're bleeding. 76 00:04:57,090 --> 00:04:58,956 Ted, what the fuck, man? 77 00:04:58,958 --> 00:05:00,926 He woke up. And we can't have you 78 00:05:00,928 --> 00:05:02,628 talking about this, now, can we, Randy? 79 00:05:02,630 --> 00:05:05,030 It hasn't even started yet, man. 80 00:05:05,032 --> 00:05:06,665 - Oh, geez. - What the fuck? 81 00:05:06,668 --> 00:05:08,101 You guys just gonna stand there? 82 00:05:08,104 --> 00:05:09,136 - Oh! - Oh! 83 00:05:11,076 --> 00:05:12,941 Oh, my God. 84 00:05:12,942 --> 00:05:14,576 - Uh, whoa. - Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Chill. 85 00:05:14,578 --> 00:05:16,012 You need to just-just take it easy. 86 00:05:16,014 --> 00:05:18,013 - Oh, hey. - All right, all right. 87 00:05:18,015 --> 00:05:19,916 - Whoa. Whoa, whoa. - Shit. Shit. 88 00:05:19,918 --> 00:05:21,952 - Oh, my God! - Oh, that's gross. 89 00:05:21,954 --> 00:05:23,088 Grab him! 90 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:23,887 No! Stop! 91 00:05:23,889 --> 00:05:24,856 All right, all right, all right. 92 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:26,057 - Hold on, hold on. Hold on. - Motherfucker. 93 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:28,327 - It's okay, now. All right, all right. - Oh, no! 94 00:05:28,329 --> 00:05:29,864 Hey. 95 00:05:33,769 --> 00:05:35,869 - Put him in the back with the rest. - This isn't right. 96 00:05:35,871 --> 00:05:37,071 I mean, he doesn't even know. 97 00:05:37,073 --> 00:05:38,639 I mean, it hasn't even started yet. 98 00:05:38,641 --> 00:05:39,810 God. 99 00:05:42,813 --> 00:05:45,149 No sentimentality, comrade. 100 00:05:46,985 --> 00:05:48,920 War is war. 101 00:05:52,693 --> 00:05:56,762 Oh, uh, thanks. 102 00:05:56,764 --> 00:05:58,999 Oh. 103 00:06:06,176 --> 00:06:07,943 Would you... would you grab me 104 00:06:07,945 --> 00:06:09,781 a little seltzer water or something? 105 00:06:25,633 --> 00:06:27,569 Fucking redneck. 106 00:06:32,943 --> 00:06:34,944 H-Help. 107 00:07:35,721 --> 00:07:37,989 Oh, God. 108 00:08:03,224 --> 00:08:06,127 Hey. Hey. 109 00:08:12,302 --> 00:08:14,902 Hello! 110 00:08:33,261 --> 00:08:35,130 Hey. 111 00:08:39,869 --> 00:08:42,205 What the hell is this? 112 00:09:32,201 --> 00:09:33,970 What? 113 00:09:42,180 --> 00:09:43,980 Oh, no! No, no, no. 114 00:09:43,982 --> 00:09:45,250 Oh, no. It's a trap. 115 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,385 - Huh? - Trap. 116 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:48,919 Trap. 117 00:09:53,428 --> 00:09:54,961 Oh, my God! 118 00:10:55,473 --> 00:10:57,173 Huh. 119 00:10:58,443 --> 00:11:00,380 What the fuck? 120 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:02,957 What's that? 121 00:12:18,110 --> 00:12:19,279 Hey! 122 00:12:23,482 --> 00:12:25,587 Thank you. 123 00:12:32,527 --> 00:12:34,227 Thank you. 124 00:12:34,229 --> 00:12:35,864 Sh... Yeah, yeah, sorry. 125 00:12:35,866 --> 00:12:38,133 All right. 126 00:12:40,338 --> 00:12:41,703 This ought to help, huh? 127 00:12:41,705 --> 00:12:43,305 Yeah. 128 00:12:43,307 --> 00:12:44,608 All right, there you go. 129 00:12:44,610 --> 00:12:46,310 All right, hey, guys, I got keys. 130 00:12:46,312 --> 00:12:48,446 I got keys. Here, here, here. 131 00:12:48,448 --> 00:12:50,146 Here. Turn around. 132 00:12:50,148 --> 00:12:51,583 Turn around. Let me help get you unlocked. 133 00:12:51,585 --> 00:12:53,719 What is happening? Wh-Wh-What is all of this? 134 00:12:53,721 --> 00:12:55,888 Yeah, fuck if I know. Here. 135 00:12:55,890 --> 00:12:57,457 Oh, I can't use that. 136 00:12:57,459 --> 00:12:59,293 Can you do this? 137 00:12:59,295 --> 00:13:00,661 Yeah. 138 00:13:00,663 --> 00:13:02,397 You can squeeze a trigger, then. 139 00:13:02,399 --> 00:13:03,699 Take it. 140 00:13:03,701 --> 00:13:05,601 What is this? What the fuck is this, man? 141 00:13:05,603 --> 00:13:07,167 What do we need guns for? 142 00:13:07,169 --> 00:13:08,304 We'll get out of here. 143 00:13:08,306 --> 00:13:09,472 TEC-9, Lou. 144 00:13:11,243 --> 00:13:13,178 Hey. 145 00:13:16,483 --> 00:13:18,717 Hey. Let me show you. 146 00:13:18,719 --> 00:13:19,685 Safety. 147 00:13:19,687 --> 00:13:22,455 Give it a flick, you're ready to party, okay? 148 00:13:22,457 --> 00:13:23,924 Thanks. 149 00:13:23,926 --> 00:13:25,224 You're welcome. 150 00:13:27,229 --> 00:13:29,329 - What was that? - I think that was a rifle. 151 00:13:30,399 --> 00:13:32,301 Everybody get the fuck down! 152 00:13:32,303 --> 00:13:33,569 - Move! - Go! Go! Go! 153 00:13:33,571 --> 00:13:35,206 That almost hit me. 154 00:13:41,748 --> 00:13:43,748 F... 155 00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:45,752 Oh, f... 156 00:13:45,754 --> 00:13:48,723 Jesus Ch-Christ. 157 00:13:55,264 --> 00:13:56,531 Over there. 158 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:06,210 What the fuck? 159 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,749 Come on, let's go. 160 00:14:09,751 --> 00:14:11,284 Move! 161 00:14:20,397 --> 00:14:22,463 Help! 162 00:14:28,239 --> 00:14:30,307 Help! 163 00:14:30,309 --> 00:14:32,412 Help! 164 00:14:36,448 --> 00:14:39,318 - I fell. - It's okay. It's okay. 165 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,486 I fell. 166 00:14:41,488 --> 00:14:43,723 It's my birthday tomorrow. 167 00:14:43,725 --> 00:14:45,859 - What? - I'm gonna eat a whole pie. 168 00:14:45,861 --> 00:14:47,462 Oh, God. 169 00:14:47,464 --> 00:14:48,797 Come on, reach for me. Come on. 170 00:14:48,799 --> 00:14:50,598 Come on. "Happy birthday" on three, okay? 171 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,635 One, two, happy birthday! 172 00:14:57,610 --> 00:14:59,309 Go. Here we go. Good job. 173 00:14:59,311 --> 00:15:00,745 - Good job. Ready? - Yeah. 174 00:15:00,747 --> 00:15:03,281 All right, let's get the fuck out of here. Come on. 175 00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:19,801 Holy fuck. 176 00:15:21,706 --> 00:15:24,477 Fucking Jesus Christ. Hey. 177 00:15:25,645 --> 00:15:26,909 Shoot me. 178 00:15:26,911 --> 00:15:28,446 No, no, no, I'm not gonna shoot you. 179 00:15:28,448 --> 00:15:29,848 No. No, wait. No, no, no! 180 00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:31,783 Let go, you fucking snowflake! 181 00:15:31,785 --> 00:15:34,757 Don't do it! Don't... 182 00:15:39,094 --> 00:15:41,595 Jesus fucking Christ. 183 00:15:59,887 --> 00:16:01,356 Okay. 184 00:16:03,391 --> 00:16:04,560 Fuck. 185 00:16:14,472 --> 00:16:15,839 Whoa, don't shoot, asshole. 186 00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:17,442 I'm on your side. 187 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,581 They with us, too? 188 00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:24,382 Yeah. 189 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,886 - Road means civilization. - What? 190 00:16:26,888 --> 00:16:28,388 Civilization's our fucking friend. 191 00:16:28,390 --> 00:16:29,589 Hey, folks. 192 00:16:29,591 --> 00:16:30,958 What's the plan, khaki man? 193 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:33,595 - Trying to figure it out. - Sorry. 194 00:16:33,597 --> 00:16:34,931 Looks like we're gonna have to climb this bitch. 195 00:16:34,933 --> 00:16:37,532 You know what this is, right? 196 00:16:37,534 --> 00:16:39,601 - Goddamn Manorgate. - That shit's real? 197 00:16:39,603 --> 00:16:41,606 Seems pretty fucking real to me. 198 00:16:41,608 --> 00:16:43,607 - Yeah, right, come on. Up, up, up. - I'm going. - Fuck. 199 00:16:43,609 --> 00:16:45,512 Yeah. 200 00:16:54,756 --> 00:16:56,490 What? 201 00:16:56,492 --> 00:16:58,860 - What the fuck was that? - Hurry. 202 00:16:58,862 --> 00:17:00,428 - Oh, shit, that's fucking arrows, dude. - Fuck. 203 00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:01,596 Hurry up. 204 00:17:01,598 --> 00:17:02,998 I got you. I got you. 205 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,466 - Jesus fucking Christ. - No, no, no, keep climbing. 206 00:17:04,468 --> 00:17:05,602 I'm gonna help you. Come on. 207 00:17:05,604 --> 00:17:07,003 No! Keep climbing. 208 00:17:07,005 --> 00:17:08,437 Keep climbing. Come on, no, no, no. 209 00:17:08,439 --> 00:17:09,875 Up, up. Go up. 210 00:17:09,877 --> 00:17:11,811 What is this Avatar shit? 211 00:17:12,845 --> 00:17:13,912 We should go. 212 00:17:13,914 --> 00:17:15,915 - Fuck it. - Run! 213 00:17:47,756 --> 00:17:49,257 Why isn't it working? 214 00:17:49,259 --> 00:17:50,824 Wait. Did you pull the pin? 215 00:17:50,826 --> 00:17:53,528 Ah, shit. 216 00:17:55,999 --> 00:17:57,701 What was that? 217 00:17:57,703 --> 00:17:59,735 That's another one of us getting blown the fuck up. 218 00:17:59,737 --> 00:18:01,071 - Fuck. - We got to find shelter. 219 00:18:01,073 --> 00:18:02,741 Come on! 220 00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:24,599 There's about $200 in the cash register. 221 00:18:24,601 --> 00:18:25,738 It's all yours. 222 00:18:27,038 --> 00:18:28,975 Give me a hand here. Come on. 223 00:18:30,010 --> 00:18:32,310 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop. 224 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,011 Where are we? 225 00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:35,648 What? 226 00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:36,782 Look, son, we don't want no trouble. 227 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,018 - Just take the money. - I don't want your damn money. 228 00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:40,787 Where the fuck are we? 229 00:18:40,789 --> 00:18:43,323 Well, Route 31, right outside of Elaine. 230 00:18:43,325 --> 00:18:44,892 Elaine, where? 231 00:18:44,894 --> 00:18:46,161 Which state? 232 00:18:46,163 --> 00:18:47,696 Arkansas. 233 00:18:47,698 --> 00:18:49,630 What? 234 00:18:49,632 --> 00:18:50,899 We're in Arkansas? 235 00:18:50,901 --> 00:18:53,737 Wha... Man, Jesus. 236 00:18:53,739 --> 00:18:55,607 Fucking Arkansas. 237 00:18:56,908 --> 00:18:58,776 - You got a phone? - Please. 238 00:18:58,778 --> 00:19:00,578 We have children. We have grandchildren. 239 00:19:00,580 --> 00:19:02,014 Oh, you have grandchildren? Can I see a picture of them? 240 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,850 I'm just kidding. I give a fuck. Give me the phone. 241 00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:06,586 Son, whatever's going on here... 242 00:19:06,588 --> 00:19:07,888 What's going on is we're getting goddamn hunted. 243 00:19:07,890 --> 00:19:10,357 But y'all have guns. 244 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,694 Yeah, to defend ourselves. 245 00:19:12,696 --> 00:19:14,930 - Hello? - 911. What's your emergency? 246 00:19:14,932 --> 00:19:16,132 Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's been a killing spree. 247 00:19:16,134 --> 00:19:18,734 - You gotta come here right now. - Can you repeat that, sir? 248 00:19:18,736 --> 00:19:21,004 There's been a murder spree in the woods, a fucking massacre. 249 00:19:21,006 --> 00:19:22,974 It-it-it's Manorgate! 250 00:19:22,976 --> 00:19:24,075 I'm sorry, sir. 251 00:19:24,077 --> 00:19:25,176 I'm having trouble understanding you. 252 00:19:25,178 --> 00:19:26,744 Manorgate. 253 00:19:26,746 --> 00:19:28,746 Just fucking google it! 254 00:19:28,748 --> 00:19:30,082 I can't google it right now. 255 00:19:30,084 --> 00:19:31,917 - Listen to me, okay? - We can't do that. 256 00:19:31,919 --> 00:19:32,986 We woke up with these gags in our mouth, 257 00:19:32,988 --> 00:19:34,822 and they had these... these locks on 'em and... 258 00:19:34,824 --> 00:19:36,824 Sir, I need the address of your emergency. 259 00:19:36,826 --> 00:19:39,160 Do you want my address in Staten Island, New York, 260 00:19:39,162 --> 00:19:41,130 where I went to a bar after work 261 00:19:41,132 --> 00:19:43,066 and I don't remember anything because they drugged me, 262 00:19:43,068 --> 00:19:44,634 they drugged all of us? 263 00:19:44,636 --> 00:19:45,835 Where'd they get you from? 264 00:19:45,837 --> 00:19:47,103 Wyoming. 265 00:19:47,105 --> 00:19:48,906 Orlando. 266 00:19:48,908 --> 00:19:50,976 Fuck. 267 00:19:50,978 --> 00:19:52,812 All right, listen to me. 268 00:19:52,814 --> 00:19:54,213 They grabbed us from all over, 269 00:19:54,215 --> 00:19:56,115 and they brought us here to kill us, 270 00:19:56,117 --> 00:19:57,783 and they're still trying to kill us. 271 00:19:57,785 --> 00:19:59,151 And they're coming down the fucking road, 272 00:19:59,153 --> 00:20:00,987 and they're gonna be here any fucking second. 273 00:20:00,989 --> 00:20:02,990 Okay. What is your current location, sir? 274 00:20:02,992 --> 00:20:04,257 I-I am at a gas station! 275 00:20:04,259 --> 00:20:06,895 Could you please just trace the call? 276 00:20:06,897 --> 00:20:09,699 Of course. That's a... that's a great idea. 277 00:20:09,701 --> 00:20:11,200 We'll trace you, sir. 278 00:20:11,202 --> 00:20:12,770 Sit tight. 279 00:20:12,772 --> 00:20:13,971 - Okay. - Help's on the way. 280 00:20:13,973 --> 00:20:15,238 Good. 281 00:20:19,012 --> 00:20:20,849 Wh-What'd they say, dude? 282 00:20:21,883 --> 00:20:22,982 They said they're coming. 283 00:20:22,984 --> 00:20:24,152 Thank Christ. 284 00:20:25,853 --> 00:20:27,788 - Hey, let me get one of them. - Get your own. 285 00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:28,956 Son, would you mind putting your gun away? 286 00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:30,792 You seem a little worked up, 287 00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:33,193 and you don't want it to go off by accident. 288 00:20:33,195 --> 00:20:35,764 It's not gonna go off on accident. I own seven guns. 289 00:20:35,766 --> 00:20:37,133 - Why? - What? 290 00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:39,902 Wh-Wh-Why do you own seven guns? 291 00:20:39,904 --> 00:20:41,705 - "Stand your ground." - Because it's my constitutional right 292 00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:43,008 to protect myself if I should ever 293 00:20:43,010 --> 00:20:44,309 happen to be getting fucking shot at, 294 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:45,943 which is exactly what's happening right now. 295 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,112 Is that okay? 296 00:20:47,114 --> 00:20:50,950 So, those people that are shooting at you, 297 00:20:50,951 --> 00:20:54,786 they're just exercising the very same right? 298 00:20:54,789 --> 00:20:56,492 What the fuck are you talking about? 299 00:20:56,494 --> 00:20:59,127 "Will there be sugar after the Rebellion?" 300 00:20:59,129 --> 00:21:00,997 Is she okay? 301 00:21:00,999 --> 00:21:02,330 Oh, sure, she's fine. 302 00:21:02,332 --> 00:21:03,869 How are you? 303 00:21:09,007 --> 00:21:10,808 What the fuck? 304 00:21:10,810 --> 00:21:12,344 - Hey, you okay? - What's wrong? 305 00:21:12,346 --> 00:21:14,012 Hey, get some water, dude! 306 00:21:14,014 --> 00:21:15,080 - What's wrong with her? - I don't... I don't... 307 00:21:15,082 --> 00:21:16,148 What happened to her? 308 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,918 Oh, damn. No, no, no, no, no. 309 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,219 - Fuck. - Come on. Sit up. Come on. 310 00:21:19,221 --> 00:21:20,955 Hey, uh, get some water, dude. 311 00:21:20,957 --> 00:21:22,357 I think she's dianetic. 312 00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:23,924 Oh, sh... Oh, my God. 313 00:21:34,807 --> 00:21:36,240 Don't make a mess. 314 00:21:36,242 --> 00:21:37,975 What? 315 00:21:37,977 --> 00:21:40,280 I'm not cleaning him up. 316 00:21:56,067 --> 00:21:57,269 You're going to hell. 317 00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:01,573 I don't believe in hell. 318 00:22:01,575 --> 00:22:04,843 As you so eloquently posted, 319 00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:07,279 I'm a "godless elite." 320 00:22:07,281 --> 00:22:10,015 For the record, asshole, 321 00:22:10,017 --> 00:22:12,955 climate change is real. 322 00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:17,160 Hit the vent, honey. 323 00:22:30,310 --> 00:22:32,311 I'll get a mop. 324 00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:51,235 Sorry. 325 00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:57,107 Oh, sorry again. 326 00:23:23,077 --> 00:23:24,945 Oh. 327 00:23:27,181 --> 00:23:29,384 What? 328 00:23:29,386 --> 00:23:30,951 Nothing. 329 00:23:30,953 --> 00:23:32,120 Oh, come on, honey. 330 00:23:32,122 --> 00:23:33,387 Tell me, what's wrong? 331 00:23:33,389 --> 00:23:35,923 He's wearing a wedding ring. 332 00:23:35,925 --> 00:23:37,394 He's a monster. 333 00:23:37,396 --> 00:23:39,994 Honey, he probably uses the "N" word. 334 00:23:39,996 --> 00:23:44,000 And not even in private. He probably uses it on Twitter. 335 00:23:44,002 --> 00:23:47,171 Those people suffered 400 years of bondage 336 00:23:47,173 --> 00:23:49,408 at the hands of that piece of shit's ancestors. 337 00:23:49,410 --> 00:23:50,442 "Those people"? 338 00:23:50,444 --> 00:23:52,980 Sorry. Black people. 339 00:23:54,181 --> 00:23:55,948 African Americans. 340 00:23:55,950 --> 00:23:57,352 - Honey, it's... - Privilege, Julius. 341 00:23:57,354 --> 00:24:00,021 It's perfectly fine to call them "black" again. 342 00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:02,724 According to who? 343 00:24:02,726 --> 00:24:04,025 NPR. 344 00:24:04,027 --> 00:24:06,499 Which consists almost exclusively of... 345 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,234 White people. 346 00:24:11,269 --> 00:24:13,372 We're the fucking worst. 347 00:24:13,374 --> 00:24:15,274 - Hello? Come in. - Oh. 348 00:24:15,276 --> 00:24:16,475 We're coming. 349 00:24:16,477 --> 00:24:18,243 You there? 350 00:24:18,245 --> 00:24:19,578 Hey! We're here. 351 00:24:19,580 --> 00:24:21,180 We got three of 'em. 352 00:24:21,182 --> 00:24:25,019 Mollie, Moses and Mr. Whymper. 353 00:24:25,021 --> 00:24:26,454 Yeah? Great. Liberty got Boxer. 354 00:24:26,456 --> 00:24:29,258 Stuck him full of arrows and then blew him to pieces. 355 00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:30,426 - It was brutal. Anyway... - Oh. 356 00:24:30,428 --> 00:24:31,561 Snowball's headed toward you now. 357 00:24:31,563 --> 00:24:33,762 She's maybe five minutes out. 358 00:24:33,764 --> 00:24:36,167 You gonna be ready, or do you need us to slow her down? 359 00:24:36,169 --> 00:24:37,535 - We're good. - No need. 360 00:24:37,537 --> 00:24:39,270 - We're ready. - Great. 361 00:24:39,272 --> 00:24:41,372 She's unarmed, so have some fun with it. 362 00:24:41,374 --> 00:24:43,275 Roger that. 363 00:24:43,277 --> 00:24:45,343 Over and out. 364 00:24:45,345 --> 00:24:47,048 Honey, that's poison! 365 00:24:50,454 --> 00:24:52,119 Y-You rigged the soda? 366 00:24:52,121 --> 00:24:55,356 No. There are 43 grams of sugar in that bottle. 367 00:24:55,358 --> 00:24:57,493 Oh, good God, Miranda. You really scared me. 368 00:24:57,495 --> 00:25:00,431 I am not going to apologize for caring. 369 00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:03,534 Mm. 370 00:25:03,537 --> 00:25:05,504 All right, then. 371 00:25:05,506 --> 00:25:07,405 - Let's get some more. - Okay. 372 00:25:07,407 --> 00:25:09,040 The climate-change myth 373 00:25:09,042 --> 00:25:10,509 suffered another blow today with... 374 00:25:14,349 --> 00:25:16,050 What's going on? 375 00:25:16,052 --> 00:25:18,053 Okay, here she comes. 376 00:25:37,645 --> 00:25:39,545 Hey there. 377 00:25:39,547 --> 00:25:42,017 Help you? 378 00:25:51,564 --> 00:25:53,530 Get a pack of lights, please. 379 00:25:53,532 --> 00:25:55,433 Coming right up. 380 00:25:55,435 --> 00:25:56,867 You want to fill 'er up? 381 00:25:56,869 --> 00:25:59,405 I don't have a car. 382 00:25:59,407 --> 00:26:00,472 Oh. 383 00:26:00,474 --> 00:26:02,374 Y-You walked over. 384 00:26:02,376 --> 00:26:04,309 Oh. Sh... 385 00:26:04,311 --> 00:26:05,613 Oh. 386 00:26:09,252 --> 00:26:11,389 Everything okay? 387 00:26:13,624 --> 00:26:16,560 - I lost my wallet. - Oh. 388 00:26:16,562 --> 00:26:20,196 It's for, um, emergencies. 389 00:26:20,198 --> 00:26:22,332 You want some matches with that? 390 00:26:22,334 --> 00:26:23,534 Yeah. 391 00:26:23,536 --> 00:26:25,536 All sweaty. 392 00:26:27,373 --> 00:26:29,207 What state is this? 393 00:26:29,209 --> 00:26:30,645 Sorry? 394 00:26:32,212 --> 00:26:34,147 You don't understand the question? 395 00:26:34,149 --> 00:26:36,214 Oh, no, I did. Just... 396 00:26:36,216 --> 00:26:37,719 Most people know where they are. 397 00:26:39,557 --> 00:26:42,427 Well, I ain't most people. 398 00:26:46,932 --> 00:26:50,336 You're in the glorious state of Arkansas. 399 00:26:58,647 --> 00:27:00,348 Is there anything else that... 400 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,960 No! No, please, no! 401 00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:12,327 Cigarettes in Arkansas only cost six bucks. 402 00:27:12,329 --> 00:27:14,329 You fucked up, bitch! 403 00:27:25,214 --> 00:27:26,345 Hmm. 404 00:29:28,501 --> 00:29:30,469 Hello? 405 00:29:30,471 --> 00:29:32,504 Julius? Miranda! 406 00:29:32,506 --> 00:29:33,973 Are you there? 407 00:29:36,578 --> 00:29:38,779 - Richard, are you on? - Yeah, uh, uh, yes. 408 00:29:38,781 --> 00:29:40,649 A-Affirmative, I'm here. 409 00:29:40,651 --> 00:29:43,417 This is Liberty. I can't find Orwell. 410 00:29:43,419 --> 00:29:44,719 Which one's Orwell? 411 00:29:44,721 --> 00:29:45,855 Orwell is the pig. 412 00:29:45,857 --> 00:29:47,156 You named the fucking pig? 413 00:29:47,158 --> 00:29:48,391 Richard, enough. 414 00:29:48,393 --> 00:29:49,860 Did anyone see Snowball go in? 415 00:29:49,862 --> 00:29:52,530 Uh, no, we lost visual at the road. 416 00:29:52,532 --> 00:29:54,430 Why don't you go take a look? 417 00:29:54,432 --> 00:29:56,604 Go take a... Yes. 10-4. 418 00:30:14,491 --> 00:30:16,793 I don't see anybody inside. 419 00:30:16,795 --> 00:30:18,697 I-I guess I should... 420 00:30:18,699 --> 00:30:21,198 I guess I should check around the back. 421 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:22,800 Shit, I-I lost the... 422 00:30:22,802 --> 00:30:24,570 - What happened? - I don't know. 423 00:30:24,572 --> 00:30:26,772 I-I can't see anything. The signal went out. 424 00:30:26,774 --> 00:30:28,575 Turn your radio off. 425 00:30:28,577 --> 00:30:30,509 What? 426 00:30:30,511 --> 00:30:32,647 Turn your fucking radio off now! 427 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,523 At least one of you is smart. 428 00:31:05,491 --> 00:31:07,690 Don't fucking move! 429 00:31:07,692 --> 00:31:09,992 You lower your gun. 430 00:31:09,994 --> 00:31:11,562 I'm a friendly. 431 00:31:11,564 --> 00:31:12,729 How do I know that? 432 00:31:12,731 --> 00:31:14,433 Why don't you pull that door handle? 433 00:31:16,903 --> 00:31:19,772 Then you'll blow the fuck up, and then you'll know. 434 00:31:19,774 --> 00:31:21,777 Oh, shit. 435 00:31:31,923 --> 00:31:33,090 Thanks. 436 00:31:33,092 --> 00:31:34,991 You should not have shot that drone. 437 00:31:34,993 --> 00:31:36,993 But now they can't see us. 438 00:31:36,995 --> 00:31:39,165 Don't need to. You just told them we're here. 439 00:31:43,071 --> 00:31:44,570 Huh. Where you going? 440 00:31:44,572 --> 00:31:46,572 Saw some tracks earlier. 441 00:31:46,574 --> 00:31:48,542 I'm gonna follow 'em. 442 00:31:48,544 --> 00:31:49,945 Whose tracks? 443 00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:53,583 Hey, whose tracks? 444 00:32:03,062 --> 00:32:05,128 Why didn't they just kill you when you came in? 445 00:32:05,131 --> 00:32:06,665 Don't care. 446 00:32:06,667 --> 00:32:09,602 You want to hear my theory? 447 00:32:09,604 --> 00:32:10,970 Not really. 448 00:32:10,971 --> 00:32:13,139 Did you read that article? 449 00:32:13,141 --> 00:32:15,908 Every year, these liberal elites... 450 00:32:15,911 --> 00:32:19,646 you know, the globalist cucks who run the deep state... 451 00:32:19,649 --> 00:32:22,350 kidnap a bunch of normal folks like us 452 00:32:22,352 --> 00:32:24,719 and hunt us for fucking sport 453 00:32:24,721 --> 00:32:27,992 in, like, this mansion in Vermont or something. 454 00:32:27,994 --> 00:32:30,060 I forwarded that to 50 friends. 455 00:32:30,062 --> 00:32:31,962 It-It's not like I believed it. 456 00:32:31,964 --> 00:32:33,598 You believe it? 457 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,100 That you have 50 friends? 458 00:32:35,102 --> 00:32:37,072 No, the rest of it. 459 00:32:39,173 --> 00:32:42,108 Mm... 460 00:32:42,110 --> 00:32:43,946 This ain't Vermont. 461 00:32:44,981 --> 00:32:46,081 Yeah. 462 00:32:46,083 --> 00:32:48,085 Where you going now? 463 00:32:50,789 --> 00:32:52,557 Oh. Um... 464 00:32:56,663 --> 00:32:57,929 I'm Gary. 465 00:32:57,931 --> 00:32:59,964 Shut the fuck up, Gary. 466 00:32:59,966 --> 00:33:01,833 Mm. 467 00:33:14,218 --> 00:33:16,685 - How fast are you? - What? 468 00:33:16,687 --> 00:33:18,154 Train will be going slowest at the curve. 469 00:33:18,156 --> 00:33:19,756 We're not getting on standing still. 470 00:33:19,758 --> 00:33:21,992 Wait! 471 00:34:14,861 --> 00:34:16,160 Thanks. 472 00:34:16,162 --> 00:34:17,929 Welcome. 473 00:34:30,213 --> 00:34:31,881 Who's there? 474 00:34:33,051 --> 00:34:35,686 Come the fuck out, or I'll shoot! 475 00:34:44,831 --> 00:34:47,165 Oh, come on. 476 00:34:47,167 --> 00:34:48,867 What? 477 00:34:48,869 --> 00:34:50,836 They're not real. 478 00:34:50,838 --> 00:34:52,271 Uh-uh. 479 00:34:52,273 --> 00:34:55,175 You know what we have here? Crisis actors. 480 00:34:55,178 --> 00:34:57,144 What are the chances 481 00:34:57,146 --> 00:35:00,248 the one train car with the open door is full of illegals? 482 00:35:00,250 --> 00:35:02,118 I mean, I mean, will you look at these fucks? 483 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:03,954 A little obvious, don't you think? 484 00:35:05,390 --> 00:35:08,860 Oh, are you fucks trying to teach us a lesson? 485 00:35:08,862 --> 00:35:10,062 Oh, no! 486 00:35:10,064 --> 00:35:12,864 I feel so sorry for 487 00:35:12,866 --> 00:35:14,098 immigrants and refugees. 488 00:35:14,100 --> 00:35:18,205 I'm gonna have to rethink my entire position on immigration. 489 00:35:18,206 --> 00:35:20,007 No, Gary, they got a baby. 490 00:35:20,009 --> 00:35:23,043 So? There are crisis babies. 491 00:35:26,584 --> 00:35:28,818 Oh, you're good, Muhammad, 492 00:35:28,820 --> 00:35:32,154 but if you don't cut the bullshit in three seconds, 493 00:35:32,156 --> 00:35:35,192 I am gonna blow your fucking dick off. 494 00:35:35,194 --> 00:35:36,360 One. 495 00:35:36,362 --> 00:35:38,164 Two. 496 00:35:45,275 --> 00:35:48,175 Shh. 497 00:35:48,177 --> 00:35:50,411 Gary. Come here, you fuck... 498 00:36:05,132 --> 00:36:07,267 Hey! Hey! 499 00:36:09,170 --> 00:36:11,203 - Toss your gun. - What? 500 00:36:11,205 --> 00:36:12,873 Toss it, or we're fucking dead. 501 00:36:18,282 --> 00:36:21,051 Hey! Hey! 502 00:36:41,242 --> 00:36:44,245 Sir. Sir, excuse me. 503 00:36:44,247 --> 00:36:47,683 I don't know exactly where we are, but I'm an American. 504 00:36:47,685 --> 00:36:49,251 American. 505 00:36:49,253 --> 00:36:50,986 - American? - Yeah. Yeah. 506 00:36:50,988 --> 00:36:52,123 Her, too. 507 00:36:52,125 --> 00:36:54,425 Look, let me explain everything, sir, 508 00:36:54,427 --> 00:36:57,161 'cause I know exactly what's going on here, okay? 509 00:36:57,163 --> 00:36:59,364 These are not real refugees. 510 00:36:59,366 --> 00:37:02,335 - These are crisis actors. - Whoa. 511 00:37:02,337 --> 00:37:04,437 Look, I have a podcast. 512 00:37:04,439 --> 00:37:07,141 I've been exposing these people, okay? 513 00:37:07,143 --> 00:37:10,511 They were placed on the train as a part of Manorgate. 514 00:37:10,513 --> 00:37:15,017 This has all been an elaborate trap to try to ensnare us. 515 00:37:30,105 --> 00:37:31,907 I don't think they believe you, Gary. 516 00:37:33,443 --> 00:37:34,475 Did you hear him? 517 00:37:34,477 --> 00:37:36,044 Did you hear... Did you hear him? 518 00:37:41,184 --> 00:37:42,452 Bullshit. 519 00:37:42,454 --> 00:37:45,021 This is... That-that's bullshit. 520 00:37:45,023 --> 00:37:46,156 You're all fake! 521 00:37:46,159 --> 00:37:48,194 You're all fake! 522 00:37:51,465 --> 00:37:54,000 Gary, you have just got to chill, okay, buddy? 523 00:37:54,002 --> 00:37:56,603 Now, those other refugees, they weren't part of this. 524 00:37:56,605 --> 00:37:59,339 They're real. I know. I have been embedded with them, okay? 525 00:37:59,341 --> 00:38:01,209 And those soldiers, well, they're fucking real, too. 526 00:38:01,211 --> 00:38:03,277 That train wasn't supposed to be stopped. 527 00:38:03,279 --> 00:38:06,182 So just calm the fuck down, 528 00:38:06,184 --> 00:38:08,217 and we will get through this, all right? 529 00:38:08,219 --> 00:38:09,052 And you know what? 530 00:38:09,054 --> 00:38:11,055 I'll even give you guys a head start 531 00:38:11,056 --> 00:38:12,490 before I come after you. How's that sound? 532 00:38:12,492 --> 00:38:14,357 You good? 533 00:38:14,359 --> 00:38:16,093 Come on, buddy. 534 00:38:18,601 --> 00:38:19,633 Gary, Gary, Gary, don't. 535 00:38:19,635 --> 00:38:21,534 I am not your buddy! 536 00:38:30,380 --> 00:38:32,514 Sayonara, sugar tits. 537 00:38:32,516 --> 00:38:33,382 No, no, no, no, no, no. 538 00:38:36,054 --> 00:38:37,154 Fuck. Shit, shit, 539 00:38:37,156 --> 00:38:38,255 shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 540 00:38:38,257 --> 00:38:40,258 Shit, shit, shit, shit! 541 00:38:44,331 --> 00:38:46,665 Fuck. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 542 00:38:46,667 --> 00:38:48,003 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 543 00:39:51,247 --> 00:39:55,352 I'm Dino, and this Bojan. 544 00:39:55,353 --> 00:39:56,754 You have papers? 545 00:39:56,756 --> 00:39:58,692 Where are we? 546 00:39:59,726 --> 00:40:01,526 Where you think? 547 00:40:01,528 --> 00:40:03,228 Well... 548 00:40:03,230 --> 00:40:07,299 I was, uh, eating in Mississippi 549 00:40:07,301 --> 00:40:10,638 when I got knocked out 550 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:14,208 for what was at least 18 hours. 551 00:40:14,210 --> 00:40:17,579 So, taking that kind of into account, 552 00:40:17,581 --> 00:40:22,788 along with your accent and a license plate I fucking saw, 553 00:40:22,790 --> 00:40:26,125 I'm guessing I'm probably in... 554 00:40:27,728 --> 00:40:29,260 Bosnia. 555 00:40:29,261 --> 00:40:31,497 Serbia? 556 00:40:31,499 --> 00:40:33,433 Croatia? 557 00:40:33,435 --> 00:40:37,437 I'm in Croa... Croatia, then. 558 00:40:37,439 --> 00:40:39,340 - How you get here? - Doesn't matter. 559 00:40:39,342 --> 00:40:41,442 You need to call the American embassy. 560 00:40:41,444 --> 00:40:42,679 Show us paper. 561 00:40:42,681 --> 00:40:45,481 I don't have papers. 562 00:40:45,483 --> 00:40:47,384 C-Can you call the embassy? 563 00:40:47,386 --> 00:40:50,590 You are hunted? 564 00:40:52,458 --> 00:40:54,359 Who said I was hunted? 565 00:40:54,361 --> 00:40:57,562 Don. Hmm? 566 00:40:57,564 --> 00:40:59,566 You hunted like Don? 567 00:40:59,568 --> 00:41:01,470 Who the fuck is Don? 568 00:41:04,807 --> 00:41:06,741 Bring Don. 569 00:41:18,658 --> 00:41:20,459 Can I have one of those? 570 00:41:20,461 --> 00:41:21,730 No. 571 00:41:26,869 --> 00:41:28,435 Don. 572 00:41:28,437 --> 00:41:30,206 Howdy. 573 00:41:32,308 --> 00:41:34,341 Yeah, hunted like Don. 574 00:41:34,343 --> 00:41:37,514 Yeah. I told you, assholes. 575 00:41:37,516 --> 00:41:42,419 Yeah, I was heading north when the dogs came after me. 576 00:41:42,421 --> 00:41:45,290 Man, I thought I was fucking dead. 577 00:41:45,292 --> 00:41:48,527 You know, that it was those Manorgate assholes. 578 00:41:48,529 --> 00:41:50,529 Man, I was... I was relieved 579 00:41:50,531 --> 00:41:53,365 when it was just the fucking Russians, you know. 580 00:41:53,367 --> 00:41:55,471 Uh, little more, little more, pal. 581 00:41:57,407 --> 00:42:00,374 You know, a-and what was up with that crate? 582 00:42:00,376 --> 00:42:02,544 I mean, why-why did they give us weapons 583 00:42:02,546 --> 00:42:04,614 before they started picking us off? 584 00:42:04,616 --> 00:42:06,852 To make it more fair? 585 00:42:06,854 --> 00:42:08,854 And what was up with that pig? 586 00:42:08,856 --> 00:42:11,390 I thought they were all vegans. 587 00:42:13,094 --> 00:42:17,497 Well, I cannot wait to... to blow the lid off this shit. 588 00:42:17,499 --> 00:42:19,833 'Cause we gonna be on Hannity you and me, 589 00:42:19,835 --> 00:42:23,506 just like them two Jew boys that fucked Nixon up. 590 00:42:25,541 --> 00:42:29,377 You want to share what you're thinking, sweetie? 591 00:42:29,379 --> 00:42:31,546 Hmm? Come on. 592 00:42:31,548 --> 00:42:33,684 You don't care why they're doing this to us? 593 00:42:33,686 --> 00:42:34,753 Well, they're trying to kill me. 594 00:42:34,755 --> 00:42:35,821 I don't give a shit why. 595 00:42:58,917 --> 00:43:01,486 Well, if it ain't Uncle Sam's nephew. 596 00:43:04,457 --> 00:43:07,159 We're rescued. 597 00:43:34,662 --> 00:43:37,495 So you're telling me that they built 598 00:43:37,497 --> 00:43:38,899 an entire gas station out here 599 00:43:38,902 --> 00:43:41,836 just to convince you this was the middle of Arkansas? 600 00:43:41,838 --> 00:43:43,906 What kind of sick individual even comes up with that? 601 00:43:43,908 --> 00:43:45,206 It's horrifying. 602 00:43:45,208 --> 00:43:46,709 You fucking said it, junior. 603 00:43:46,711 --> 00:43:48,510 Okay, we're gonna get back to the embassy. 604 00:43:48,512 --> 00:43:49,914 I'm gonna contact the State Department. 605 00:43:49,916 --> 00:43:51,648 We're gonna get military support out here. 606 00:43:51,650 --> 00:43:52,783 We're gonna find these animals. 607 00:43:52,785 --> 00:43:53,818 Attaboy. 608 00:43:53,820 --> 00:43:56,787 Why would they do something like that? 609 00:43:56,789 --> 00:43:58,725 Same reason elites do anything... 610 00:43:58,727 --> 00:44:00,861 'cause they think they're better than us. 611 00:44:00,863 --> 00:44:03,797 Yeah, but... but why you? 612 00:44:03,799 --> 00:44:06,065 I mean, it seems so personal, right? 613 00:44:06,068 --> 00:44:07,701 What? 614 00:44:07,703 --> 00:44:09,739 No, no, I mean, I'm... I-I'm just asking, 615 00:44:09,741 --> 00:44:11,606 why pick you of all people? 616 00:44:11,608 --> 00:44:14,541 You must have done something to pop up on their radar somehow. 617 00:44:14,543 --> 00:44:17,514 Otherwise, why target you so specifically? 618 00:44:17,516 --> 00:44:20,483 - We didn't do shit. - Okay. 619 00:44:20,485 --> 00:44:21,785 So, wh-what, you think this is 620 00:44:21,787 --> 00:44:22,955 - our fucking fault? - N-No. 621 00:44:22,956 --> 00:44:24,521 No, no, that's not what I'm... 622 00:44:24,523 --> 00:44:25,891 No, I would never blame the victim. 623 00:44:25,892 --> 00:44:27,061 Yeah. 624 00:44:27,063 --> 00:44:29,031 There'd have to be a reason, is all. 625 00:44:30,499 --> 00:44:31,998 Can you think of anything... 626 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,701 anything at all, no matter how minor... 627 00:44:33,703 --> 00:44:36,838 that might make somebody want to try something as... 628 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,808 Oh! Whoa! 629 00:44:38,809 --> 00:44:41,844 Oh! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 630 00:44:41,846 --> 00:44:42,845 Oh! 631 00:44:42,846 --> 00:44:44,782 What? No. 632 00:44:44,784 --> 00:44:46,585 No! Oh, my God! 633 00:44:47,888 --> 00:44:50,288 Stop the car! Stop the car! 634 00:44:50,290 --> 00:44:52,058 No! No! 635 00:44:52,060 --> 00:44:53,858 Oh, my God! 636 00:44:53,860 --> 00:44:55,595 Oh! 637 00:44:55,597 --> 00:44:58,665 Are you out of your mind, woman?! 638 00:44:58,667 --> 00:45:00,702 No, no, no. Why did you do that? 639 00:45:00,704 --> 00:45:02,570 Oh, no. Why did you do that? 640 00:45:02,572 --> 00:45:04,673 Oh, God. Oh, God. Is he dead? 641 00:45:04,675 --> 00:45:06,677 You, what is wrong with you? 642 00:45:06,679 --> 00:45:08,878 What is wrong with you? You are not right. 643 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,715 Oh, my God. 644 00:45:11,717 --> 00:45:13,549 What the... 645 00:45:13,551 --> 00:45:15,619 Oh, fuck. 646 00:45:15,621 --> 00:45:17,156 Why did you do that? Why... 647 00:45:17,158 --> 00:45:20,092 He was trying to save us. He was... 648 00:45:20,095 --> 00:45:22,561 Oh. 649 00:45:22,563 --> 00:45:24,765 Jesus. 650 00:45:24,768 --> 00:45:27,168 Nope, that's Gary. 651 00:45:27,170 --> 00:45:29,037 How'd you know he was lying? 652 00:45:29,039 --> 00:45:31,676 Because everyone is lying. 653 00:45:32,810 --> 00:45:35,078 Well, maybe... 654 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,849 maybe you should've waited to kill him until... 655 00:45:37,851 --> 00:45:40,350 till he told us why they're doing this. 656 00:45:40,352 --> 00:45:42,622 Pretty sure he wanted us to tell him. 657 00:45:44,059 --> 00:45:47,092 Right, there was 11 of us when we first woke up. 658 00:45:47,094 --> 00:45:49,195 There was four down out of the gate. 659 00:45:49,196 --> 00:45:51,631 A guy got grenaded. 660 00:45:51,633 --> 00:45:55,069 Uh, you said there were three at the gas station. 661 00:45:55,071 --> 00:45:59,909 And I assume this is the guy you hopped a train with. 662 00:45:59,912 --> 00:46:02,846 Mm-hmm. 663 00:46:02,848 --> 00:46:05,950 That just leaves you and me. 664 00:46:05,952 --> 00:46:07,553 Yeah. 665 00:46:08,688 --> 00:46:11,090 Wh-Wh-What is that? 666 00:46:11,092 --> 00:46:14,063 It's where Mr. Bullshit was taking us. 667 00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:19,867 This seems a little obvious, like... 668 00:46:19,869 --> 00:46:22,738 like maybe they wanted us to find it. 669 00:46:22,739 --> 00:46:25,107 Depends on whether they're smart pretending to be idiots, 670 00:46:25,109 --> 00:46:27,110 or idiots pretending to be smart. 671 00:46:27,112 --> 00:46:29,713 Well, I say fuck those fuckers, okay? 672 00:46:29,715 --> 00:46:32,050 We got us a car. Let's just fucking go. 673 00:46:32,052 --> 00:46:34,152 Okay? And I'm driving. Give me the key. 674 00:46:34,154 --> 00:46:36,091 No. 675 00:46:39,994 --> 00:46:41,697 "No"? 676 00:46:46,035 --> 00:46:47,804 No. 677 00:46:52,877 --> 00:46:55,144 My mama used to tell me this story 678 00:46:55,146 --> 00:46:59,150 about the jackrabbit and the box turtle. 679 00:46:59,152 --> 00:47:03,756 The jackrabbit is a real dick, 680 00:47:03,758 --> 00:47:06,058 'cause he brags all the time. 681 00:47:06,060 --> 00:47:09,963 Says nobody's faster than him. 682 00:47:09,965 --> 00:47:11,768 And, well, it's true. 683 00:47:13,236 --> 00:47:17,072 'Cause every time he races, the jackrabbit always wins. 684 00:47:17,074 --> 00:47:18,976 The whole fucking forest has to put up 685 00:47:18,978 --> 00:47:20,844 with his shit... day in, day out. 686 00:47:20,846 --> 00:47:23,180 Fucker always wants to race just to rub it in some more. 687 00:47:23,182 --> 00:47:26,785 So the box turtle figures, "Why not? 688 00:47:26,787 --> 00:47:28,787 I'll give it a try." 689 00:47:28,789 --> 00:47:30,289 And the jackrabbit, like, laughs. 690 00:47:30,291 --> 00:47:31,790 Like, "Okay, this'll be fun. 691 00:47:31,792 --> 00:47:33,861 So let-let's fucking go." So bang! 692 00:47:33,862 --> 00:47:34,928 Jackrabbit leaves 693 00:47:34,930 --> 00:47:36,264 the box turtle in his fucking dust. 694 00:47:36,266 --> 00:47:38,966 I mean, he is way out in front. 695 00:47:38,968 --> 00:47:41,069 Of course he is, 'cause jackrabbit always wins. 696 00:47:41,071 --> 00:47:44,873 But he wants to put on a show and he'll make it seem close. 697 00:47:44,875 --> 00:47:47,813 So he stops, and he takes a nap. 698 00:47:54,822 --> 00:47:57,225 He sleeps longer than he wanted to. 699 00:48:00,228 --> 00:48:03,096 By the time he wakes up, the... 700 00:48:03,099 --> 00:48:05,033 I mean, he knows he's fucked. 701 00:48:05,035 --> 00:48:06,234 Jackrabbit... 702 00:48:06,236 --> 00:48:08,002 goes full tilt, but it's too late. 703 00:48:08,004 --> 00:48:11,072 The box turtle crosses the finish line first, 704 00:48:11,074 --> 00:48:13,075 and the crowd's like... 705 00:48:13,077 --> 00:48:15,983 Goes fucking wild. 706 00:48:18,017 --> 00:48:22,253 Later that night, box turtle's having dinner with his family. 707 00:48:22,255 --> 00:48:25,960 He's telling his little box turtles how he did it. 708 00:48:25,962 --> 00:48:28,262 "I mean, never give up. I... 709 00:48:28,264 --> 00:48:31,967 "Just keep crawling forwards, and... 710 00:48:31,969 --> 00:48:34,906 you can overcome just about anything." 711 00:48:37,307 --> 00:48:39,311 Door smashes in. 712 00:48:41,179 --> 00:48:42,949 It's the jackrabbit. 713 00:48:45,886 --> 00:48:47,321 And he has a hammer. 714 00:48:48,956 --> 00:48:51,123 Smashes up the wife and kids first 715 00:48:51,125 --> 00:48:54,297 so the box turtle has to watch 'em die. 716 00:48:55,331 --> 00:48:57,430 And then it's his turn. 717 00:48:57,433 --> 00:49:00,202 Once the whole family's broken into little pieces... 718 00:49:01,872 --> 00:49:04,142 ...he sits down and eats their dinner. 719 00:49:06,077 --> 00:49:08,247 Every last bite. 720 00:49:17,025 --> 00:49:19,928 'Cause the jackrabbit always wins. 721 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:25,269 Your mama told you that story? 722 00:49:26,469 --> 00:49:28,403 Uh, so... so wait. 723 00:49:28,405 --> 00:49:30,407 So, who's the rabbit? 724 00:49:30,409 --> 00:49:32,979 I mean, i-is it us or them? 725 00:49:40,088 --> 00:49:42,424 You see a pig with a shirt on, right? 726 00:49:45,226 --> 00:49:46,359 Yep. 727 00:49:46,361 --> 00:49:49,130 A little pig. 728 00:50:00,113 --> 00:50:02,379 Where the hell is Oliver? 729 00:50:02,381 --> 00:50:04,282 He left to get them hours ago. 730 00:50:04,284 --> 00:50:06,285 I'm sure he's fine, Ted. 731 00:50:06,287 --> 00:50:09,189 Oh, wow. Ava DuVernay just liked one of my posts. 732 00:50:09,191 --> 00:50:11,691 You're friends with Ava, too? 733 00:50:11,693 --> 00:50:13,360 No. Uh, maybe. 734 00:50:13,362 --> 00:50:15,129 We met at a Time 100 dinner. 735 00:50:15,131 --> 00:50:16,464 Th-This is the photo that she liked. 736 00:50:16,467 --> 00:50:18,166 It's from when I was in Haiti. 737 00:50:18,168 --> 00:50:20,268 Wait a second. Wait. You were in Haiti? 738 00:50:20,270 --> 00:50:22,205 Remind us, what were you doing there again? 739 00:50:22,207 --> 00:50:23,373 You were curing AIDS in a favela. 740 00:50:23,375 --> 00:50:24,707 - AIDS. - Isn't that... 741 00:50:24,709 --> 00:50:26,110 - Don't joke about AIDS. - No, no, no. 742 00:50:26,112 --> 00:50:27,146 I'm not joking. 743 00:50:27,148 --> 00:50:30,014 AIDS is very, very serious, 744 00:50:30,016 --> 00:50:33,418 and thank God Martin is single-handedly taking it on. 745 00:50:33,420 --> 00:50:37,558 Okay. First of all, there are no favelas in Haiti. 746 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:39,292 - That's Brazil. - Well, I just... 747 00:50:39,294 --> 00:50:42,029 I-I heard that you got a girl pregnant down there. 748 00:50:42,031 --> 00:50:43,464 Oh. 749 00:50:43,466 --> 00:50:45,067 I fell in love. 750 00:50:45,069 --> 00:50:46,335 Hope she was pro-choice. 751 00:50:46,337 --> 00:50:47,269 Don't joke about choice, man, please. 752 00:50:47,271 --> 00:50:49,439 What matters is that Haiti is in the midst 753 00:50:49,441 --> 00:50:51,040 of a decades-long humanitarian crisis, 754 00:50:51,042 --> 00:50:53,042 and it needs all the help it can get. 755 00:50:53,044 --> 00:50:54,478 Thank you. 756 00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:56,581 - Does it need Martin's semen? - Okay. 757 00:50:56,582 --> 00:50:57,649 Enough, Richard. 758 00:50:57,651 --> 00:51:00,419 Guys, uh... we're all on the same team. 759 00:51:00,421 --> 00:51:01,520 Did you say "guys"? 760 00:51:01,522 --> 00:51:03,222 I'm sorry. I gendered it. 761 00:51:03,224 --> 00:51:04,525 Where are they? 762 00:51:04,527 --> 00:51:06,194 Just call Oliver on the radio. 763 00:51:06,196 --> 00:51:08,061 I mean, they think he's part of the embassy, so he's... 764 00:51:08,063 --> 00:51:09,430 Oh, shit. 765 00:51:09,432 --> 00:51:14,069 Uh, Sergeant Dale, little help? 766 00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:15,439 Please, let's keep the voices down. 767 00:51:15,441 --> 00:51:17,474 - Why? They're in a car. - You hired me to consult you. 768 00:51:17,476 --> 00:51:19,376 I'm consulting you. 769 00:51:19,379 --> 00:51:22,245 What was the name of that movie you did again? 770 00:51:22,247 --> 00:51:24,016 Tears of the Sun. 771 00:51:24,018 --> 00:51:25,517 That's... I mean, that's actually what they called it? 772 00:51:25,519 --> 00:51:27,352 Tears of the Sun? 773 00:51:27,354 --> 00:51:28,554 Why is the sun crying? 774 00:51:30,224 --> 00:51:31,458 It-it came out? 775 00:51:31,460 --> 00:51:32,592 I mean, like, in theaters and stuff? 776 00:51:32,594 --> 00:51:34,496 - Bruce Willis was in it. - What? 777 00:51:34,498 --> 00:51:35,597 I love Bruce. 778 00:51:35,599 --> 00:51:38,066 - He's cool. - Stop fucking talking. 779 00:51:38,068 --> 00:51:39,567 - Sorry, Athena. - Well, I'm gonna 780 00:51:39,569 --> 00:51:41,237 go take a piss. 781 00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:43,106 Who has the hand sanitizer? 782 00:51:43,108 --> 00:51:45,042 Oh, Christ, Richard, just rough it. 783 00:51:45,044 --> 00:51:46,344 Go fuck yourself, Liberty. 784 00:51:46,345 --> 00:51:48,446 Hey, watch out for the trip wires. 785 00:51:48,448 --> 00:51:50,249 I know. 786 00:52:02,366 --> 00:52:05,133 Fucking "rough it." 787 00:52:05,134 --> 00:52:08,038 As if you ever roughed a thing in your fucking life. 788 00:52:16,315 --> 00:52:17,482 Hey. 789 00:52:17,484 --> 00:52:19,450 Is this your pig? 790 00:52:43,584 --> 00:52:45,149 Everybody up. 791 00:52:45,151 --> 00:52:46,352 - Like we practiced. - Ow! 792 00:52:46,354 --> 00:52:47,453 - Motherfucker! - Leave the rifles. 793 00:52:47,455 --> 00:52:50,124 Sidearms now. Come on, come on. 794 00:52:50,126 --> 00:52:52,060 Shit. 795 00:53:04,276 --> 00:53:05,509 Richard? 796 00:53:05,511 --> 00:53:06,710 Shh! 797 00:53:06,712 --> 00:53:08,482 Don't shush me. 798 00:53:11,485 --> 00:53:13,452 Richard? 799 00:53:13,454 --> 00:53:15,622 Easy. 800 00:53:15,624 --> 00:53:17,290 They'll hit the trips. 801 00:53:19,263 --> 00:53:21,164 Shit. 802 00:53:37,652 --> 00:53:39,287 Oh, fuck! 803 00:53:41,222 --> 00:53:44,127 Stop! Stop! 804 00:53:45,327 --> 00:53:48,262 Orwell! 805 00:53:48,264 --> 00:53:49,631 What the fuck?! 806 00:53:49,633 --> 00:53:51,334 He was an innocent. 807 00:53:51,336 --> 00:53:53,202 How the hell did that get in here? 808 00:53:53,204 --> 00:53:54,537 You almost fucking shot me. 809 00:53:54,539 --> 00:53:56,274 Well, I didn't, did I? Because you're not... 810 00:53:57,577 --> 00:53:59,212 Hey, bitch. 811 00:54:30,284 --> 00:54:31,750 No, Snowball. No, no, no, no. 812 00:54:31,752 --> 00:54:32,751 I-I didn't... 813 00:55:29,492 --> 00:55:30,557 No, no, no, no. 814 00:55:39,805 --> 00:55:42,509 You hick. 815 00:55:43,810 --> 00:55:45,612 Goddamn. 816 00:55:55,893 --> 00:55:57,927 Whoa! Hey, hey, hey, it's me. 817 00:55:57,929 --> 00:55:59,896 Thank you for all the help. 818 00:55:59,898 --> 00:56:02,798 Fuck you. I dropped the pig. 819 00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:04,502 Come on, give me a gun. 820 00:56:05,871 --> 00:56:08,707 Do you think you could find one? 821 00:56:12,879 --> 00:56:17,584 Don, is there anything you would like to ask her? 822 00:56:17,586 --> 00:56:18,652 What? 823 00:56:18,654 --> 00:56:22,522 You got mad that I killed the fucker in the car 824 00:56:22,524 --> 00:56:24,592 before you could ask him anything, 825 00:56:24,593 --> 00:56:28,365 and I thought, you know, now's your chance. 826 00:56:33,405 --> 00:56:35,673 Why are you doing this to us? 827 00:56:35,675 --> 00:56:38,444 Because Jesus told me to. 828 00:56:39,613 --> 00:56:40,745 Well, there's your answer. 829 00:56:40,747 --> 00:56:41,680 Whoa! Hey, hey. 830 00:56:41,682 --> 00:56:44,551 Come on, you can't just... She's a woman. 831 00:56:45,753 --> 00:56:47,889 Hey, miss... 832 00:56:47,891 --> 00:56:50,425 do you think you should be afforded mercy 833 00:56:50,427 --> 00:56:51,728 just 'cause you're a girl? 834 00:56:52,963 --> 00:56:55,497 No. 835 00:56:55,499 --> 00:56:58,770 What the fuck is wrong with you?! 836 00:57:00,571 --> 00:57:02,707 Don? 837 00:57:02,709 --> 00:57:03,976 Don. 838 00:57:03,978 --> 00:57:05,746 Did you get her? 839 00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:08,918 Don! 840 00:57:11,219 --> 00:57:12,887 Don. 841 00:57:12,889 --> 00:57:14,654 Whoa, whoa. 842 00:57:14,656 --> 00:57:15,991 Whoa, hey. 843 00:57:15,993 --> 00:57:17,591 Hey. 844 00:57:17,593 --> 00:57:18,829 What's going on? 845 00:57:19,863 --> 00:57:21,528 You one of them? 846 00:57:21,530 --> 00:57:23,669 What? No. 847 00:57:25,536 --> 00:57:27,606 You drop the gun and answer her. 848 00:57:29,474 --> 00:57:31,843 I'm not dropping my gun. 849 00:57:31,845 --> 00:57:34,680 Don, what's going on? 850 00:57:34,682 --> 00:57:35,713 Answer her. 851 00:57:35,715 --> 00:57:37,717 Who is this? 852 00:57:37,719 --> 00:57:39,551 You don't have to pretend anymore. 853 00:57:39,553 --> 00:57:41,524 She's figured it out. 854 00:57:43,559 --> 00:57:45,661 I don't know who the fuck that is. 855 00:57:45,663 --> 00:57:47,629 - Shoot her. - Drop the gun. 856 00:57:47,631 --> 00:57:48,965 Fucking shoot her, Don! 857 00:57:48,967 --> 00:57:50,733 They're playing you. They're fucking with you. 858 00:57:50,735 --> 00:57:51,936 I'm on your side here. 859 00:57:51,939 --> 00:57:53,839 Just drop the gun. 860 00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:01,281 Don? 861 00:58:01,283 --> 00:58:03,084 Is she hurt? 862 00:58:03,086 --> 00:58:04,954 Don's dead. 863 00:58:07,090 --> 00:58:09,290 'Cause of me. 864 00:58:09,292 --> 00:58:12,860 Then I guess you'd better come and get me. 865 00:58:29,784 --> 00:58:32,720 I heard them call you a consultant. 866 00:58:32,722 --> 00:58:35,689 You trained these fuckers? 867 00:58:35,691 --> 00:58:37,758 Yeah. 868 00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:40,963 How much did they pay you? 869 00:58:40,965 --> 00:58:42,800 Nothing. 870 00:58:44,602 --> 00:58:46,605 I owed her a favor. 871 00:58:49,042 --> 00:58:50,944 And where is she? 872 00:58:50,945 --> 00:58:52,710 Why? 873 00:58:52,712 --> 00:58:53,982 You won. 874 00:58:55,616 --> 00:58:57,053 Just go home. 875 00:58:59,989 --> 00:59:04,762 Because I am, like... 876 00:59:10,970 --> 00:59:13,871 And, uh... 877 00:59:13,873 --> 00:59:16,076 I work at a car rental company. 878 00:59:17,743 --> 00:59:20,080 And there is nowhere to put that. 879 00:59:20,082 --> 00:59:23,782 So maybe today... 880 00:59:23,784 --> 00:59:25,955 I can, like... 881 00:59:38,171 --> 00:59:40,173 So, where the fuck is she? 882 00:59:46,747 --> 00:59:47,948 Okay, okay. 883 00:59:47,950 --> 00:59:49,983 - Sorry. Sorry. - Okay, okay. 884 00:59:49,985 --> 00:59:51,952 - Sorry. - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 885 00:59:51,954 --> 00:59:53,821 Okay. 886 00:59:53,823 --> 00:59:56,425 - Three klicks northwest. - "Three klicks northwest." 887 00:59:56,427 --> 00:59:58,095 There's a gravel road to the manor. 888 00:59:58,097 --> 00:59:59,727 "Road to the manor." 889 00:59:59,729 --> 01:00:02,132 You have no idea what you're up against. 890 01:00:02,134 --> 01:00:04,168 She's... 891 01:00:04,170 --> 01:00:06,971 She's been training for eight months. 892 01:00:06,973 --> 01:00:09,074 She's gonna rip you into pieces. 893 01:00:09,076 --> 01:00:10,775 We'll see. 894 01:00:10,777 --> 01:00:13,214 You... you were in the service? 895 01:00:13,216 --> 01:00:15,749 Uh, yes. 896 01:00:16,818 --> 01:00:19,253 Afghanistan. 897 01:00:19,255 --> 01:00:20,787 Were you? 898 01:00:20,789 --> 01:00:21,888 National Guard. 899 01:00:21,890 --> 01:00:23,758 Mm-mm. 900 01:00:24,895 --> 01:00:26,730 So you were never in the shit. 901 01:00:28,267 --> 01:00:30,765 I'm-I'm in it now. 902 01:00:30,767 --> 01:00:33,174 That's a nice way of looking at it. 903 01:00:35,042 --> 01:00:36,874 Hey. 904 01:00:36,876 --> 01:00:38,912 Thank you for your service. 905 01:00:52,330 --> 01:00:54,197 Hello, Paul. 906 01:00:54,199 --> 01:00:56,001 Hey. Athena, hi. 907 01:00:56,003 --> 01:00:58,868 What are you doing in my office? 908 01:00:58,870 --> 01:01:00,872 Take a seat. 909 01:01:04,178 --> 01:01:05,744 Hello, Nicole. 910 01:01:05,746 --> 01:01:07,246 Athena. 911 01:01:08,850 --> 01:01:10,953 Have a seat. 912 01:01:10,955 --> 01:01:13,820 Hmm. Hmm. 913 01:01:13,822 --> 01:01:15,823 - Hi. - Hi. 914 01:01:15,825 --> 01:01:17,226 So, you're aware Martin's account 915 01:01:17,228 --> 01:01:19,029 got hacked last week, right? 916 01:01:19,031 --> 01:01:21,965 I'm the CEO, Paul. I hear everything. 917 01:01:21,967 --> 01:01:25,037 And Martin's one of my closest friends. 918 01:01:25,039 --> 01:01:28,105 So you know how embarrassing it was for him. 919 01:01:28,107 --> 01:01:31,843 All the, uh, extramarital communiqués. 920 01:01:31,845 --> 01:01:34,280 I call it sending his wife's oncologist 921 01:01:34,282 --> 01:01:36,015 pictures of his cock. 922 01:01:36,017 --> 01:01:38,054 I mean, there are more than just the cock pics. 923 01:01:38,056 --> 01:01:40,021 There were texts and e-mails, 924 01:01:40,023 --> 01:01:42,123 and he said some extraordinarily critical things 925 01:01:42,125 --> 01:01:43,259 about the president. 926 01:01:43,261 --> 01:01:44,893 Oh, well, 927 01:01:44,894 --> 01:01:46,396 last I heard, free speech still exists. 928 01:01:46,398 --> 01:01:49,334 Don't do that. Don't-don't First Amendment me, please. 929 01:01:49,336 --> 01:01:52,304 It's not a country. It's a business. 930 01:01:52,306 --> 01:01:54,973 A business, and there are optics. 931 01:01:54,975 --> 01:01:56,342 You fired Martin? 932 01:01:56,344 --> 01:01:58,810 No, he realized he had to take one for the team. 933 01:01:58,812 --> 01:02:00,814 - The team? - Yeah, the team. 934 01:02:00,816 --> 01:02:02,148 We have a team, our team. 935 01:02:02,150 --> 01:02:03,850 What's in the file, Nicole? 936 01:02:03,852 --> 01:02:06,087 Just a sec. Um... 937 01:02:06,089 --> 01:02:08,291 Do you recall a text thread you had 938 01:02:08,293 --> 01:02:10,859 with Martin, Peter, Richard and Liberty, amongst others, 939 01:02:10,861 --> 01:02:12,929 December 17 at 10:00 in the morning? 940 01:02:12,931 --> 01:02:16,303 I don't recall a text thread I had last fucking Tuesday, Paul. 941 01:02:18,405 --> 01:02:20,773 Go... go ahead, Nicole. 942 01:02:23,910 --> 01:02:25,979 Martin: "Did anyone see 943 01:02:25,981 --> 01:02:28,081 what our ratfucker-in-chief just did?" 944 01:02:28,083 --> 01:02:31,352 Liberty: "Yes. Day equals ruined." 945 01:02:31,354 --> 01:02:33,288 Peter: "Infuriating." 946 01:02:33,290 --> 01:02:35,923 Athena: "At least the hunt's coming up. 947 01:02:35,925 --> 01:02:37,994 "Nothing better than going out to The Manor 948 01:02:37,996 --> 01:02:40,364 and slaughtering a dozen deplorables." 949 01:02:40,366 --> 01:02:44,136 Miranda: "We promised not to talk about The Manor on text." 950 01:02:44,138 --> 01:02:46,238 Ted: "Viva El Manor." 951 01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:49,109 Liberty: "Deleting this thread." 952 01:02:51,246 --> 01:02:54,114 Oh, I get it. 953 01:02:54,116 --> 01:02:56,216 Are you aware there's an active group 954 01:02:56,218 --> 01:02:58,953 of people out there who believe this is a real thing? 955 01:02:58,955 --> 01:03:01,357 Believe wh-what's a real thing? 956 01:03:01,359 --> 01:03:04,363 That you're hunting human beings for sport. 957 01:03:10,169 --> 01:03:12,104 Yeah, not funny. 958 01:03:13,907 --> 01:03:15,907 Yeah? 959 01:03:15,909 --> 01:03:18,311 Wh-Wh-Wh... 960 01:03:18,313 --> 01:03:19,913 What? 961 01:03:19,915 --> 01:03:22,050 Yeah, conspiracy websites are all over it. 962 01:03:22,052 --> 01:03:23,518 They're going bananas. They're going berserk. 963 01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:26,420 Reddit. I mean, I don't know the names of them all. 964 01:03:26,422 --> 01:03:29,025 But, anyway, somebody pulled a property-tax record 965 01:03:29,027 --> 01:03:31,395 for the manor that you bought in Vermont. 966 01:03:31,397 --> 01:03:35,966 "Manor"? No, I don't own a fucking manor in Vermont. 967 01:03:35,968 --> 01:03:37,969 It's a three-bedroom house. 968 01:03:37,971 --> 01:03:40,271 Jesus, I can't believe you used that word. 969 01:03:40,273 --> 01:03:41,440 "Manor"? 970 01:03:41,442 --> 01:03:42,476 No. 971 01:03:42,477 --> 01:03:44,010 "Deplorables." 972 01:03:44,012 --> 01:03:46,279 It's... charged. 973 01:03:46,281 --> 01:03:48,315 Oh, well, I initially typed "fucking rednecks," 974 01:03:48,317 --> 01:03:50,319 but then I decided that wasn't specific... 975 01:03:50,321 --> 01:03:52,121 - Hey, come on. - What? 976 01:03:52,123 --> 01:03:54,256 What would you prefer I call them, Paul? 977 01:03:54,258 --> 01:03:57,260 - "Gun-clutching homophobes"? - Hey, hey, stop, please. 978 01:03:57,262 --> 01:03:59,729 - "Academically challenged racists"? - Hey, hey. 979 01:03:59,731 --> 01:04:01,232 What about "tooth-deprived bigots"? 980 01:04:01,234 --> 01:04:03,200 We have our best team at reputation management 981 01:04:03,202 --> 01:04:05,537 flooding... flooding the search engines 982 01:04:05,539 --> 01:04:07,738 in the hopes this thing doesn't go mainstream. 983 01:04:07,740 --> 01:04:09,575 But even if by some miracle it doesn't... 984 01:04:09,577 --> 01:04:11,445 and I really don't see that happening... 985 01:04:11,447 --> 01:04:13,313 Martin did what he had to. 986 01:04:13,315 --> 01:04:15,581 Richard did what he had to. He's out at BlueWest. 987 01:04:15,584 --> 01:04:19,121 Julius and Miranda had to step down from their foundation. 988 01:04:19,123 --> 01:04:21,023 Liberty exited her fund. 989 01:04:21,025 --> 01:04:22,591 I'm sorry. 990 01:04:22,593 --> 01:04:25,062 You got to go. 991 01:04:27,065 --> 01:04:29,066 Paul... 992 01:04:29,068 --> 01:04:31,602 it was just a joke. 993 01:04:31,604 --> 01:04:34,073 One joke. 994 01:04:34,074 --> 01:04:36,109 - Wasn't funny. - It wasn't real. 995 01:04:36,111 --> 01:04:38,247 I mean, I wish this didn't happen. 996 01:04:39,482 --> 01:04:42,986 I really do, but this... 997 01:04:44,587 --> 01:04:48,024 ...idea is out there, and these people believe it, 998 01:04:48,026 --> 01:04:49,995 and they're not going away. 999 01:04:55,534 --> 01:04:57,403 What people? 1000 01:04:57,405 --> 01:04:59,305 Sorry? 1001 01:04:59,307 --> 01:05:06,246 What people believe I'm hunting human beings at my manor? 1002 01:05:06,248 --> 01:05:09,420 What fucking people?! 1003 01:05:10,588 --> 01:05:13,088 Okay, this is gary4USA. 1004 01:05:13,090 --> 01:05:14,423 He's got a podcast 1005 01:05:14,425 --> 01:05:15,825 called The Confederate Files. 1006 01:05:15,827 --> 01:05:18,195 He's a P score 8.5. 1007 01:05:18,197 --> 01:05:20,396 What-what does that "P" stand for again? 1008 01:05:20,398 --> 01:05:22,132 "Piece of shit." I vote in. 1009 01:05:22,134 --> 01:05:23,300 - In. - Yeah, in. 1010 01:05:23,302 --> 01:05:25,137 In? Another in. Okay. 1011 01:05:25,139 --> 01:05:26,106 - Oh. - Oh, gross. 1012 01:05:26,108 --> 01:05:27,173 BigGameShane. Trigger warning. I'm sorry. 1013 01:05:27,175 --> 01:05:29,409 - Whoa, whoa. - I think the pic speaks for itself. 1014 01:05:29,411 --> 01:05:30,609 - In. - He's an 8.8. 1015 01:05:30,611 --> 01:05:31,645 In. 1016 01:05:31,647 --> 01:05:33,547 Guys, we can't include everybody, okay? 1017 01:05:33,549 --> 01:05:36,150 Thousands of people posted about Manorgate, so... 1018 01:05:36,153 --> 01:05:38,151 Oh, Christ. It's a "gate" now? 1019 01:05:38,153 --> 01:05:40,289 Well, they ruined water and pizza. Why not manors? 1020 01:05:40,291 --> 01:05:41,557 Listen, I want to slaughter all of them 1021 01:05:41,559 --> 01:05:42,626 just like everybody else here, okay, 1022 01:05:42,627 --> 01:05:43,692 but our military consultant says 1023 01:05:43,694 --> 01:05:45,428 we got to cap it out at 12. 1024 01:05:45,430 --> 01:05:47,599 - Why? - It's our first time. 1025 01:05:47,601 --> 01:05:49,567 - Safety reasons, okay? - Heavens. 1026 01:05:49,569 --> 01:05:51,302 God forbid somebody gets hurt. 1027 01:05:51,304 --> 01:05:53,373 Is that a kimono? That's appropriation, Richard. 1028 01:05:53,375 --> 01:05:54,708 Hey, where are Liberty and Ted? 1029 01:05:54,710 --> 01:05:56,442 - In therapy. - Jesus. Again? 1030 01:05:56,444 --> 01:05:57,511 They lost everything, Richard. 1031 01:05:57,513 --> 01:05:59,579 They-they lost their jobs and their reputations. 1032 01:05:59,581 --> 01:06:01,448 Yeah, so did I, Miranda. 1033 01:06:01,451 --> 01:06:03,251 But I'm dealing with it with, you know, 1034 01:06:03,253 --> 01:06:05,186 drugs and alcohol, like a normal person. 1035 01:06:05,189 --> 01:06:07,322 Excuse me, did anyone else here get reassigned to Croatia? 1036 01:06:07,324 --> 01:06:08,725 No? No? Because I did. 1037 01:06:08,727 --> 01:06:09,792 That was a blessing in disguise. 1038 01:06:09,794 --> 01:06:11,627 We're gonna build that gas station for pennies. 1039 01:06:11,629 --> 01:06:12,630 There's no extradition... 1040 01:06:12,632 --> 01:06:14,266 Next slide. 1041 01:06:16,203 --> 01:06:17,636 - Oh. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1042 01:06:17,637 --> 01:06:19,605 - No, no. - Jesus, Oliver, I don't think... 1043 01:06:19,607 --> 01:06:21,339 Listen. Listen, listen, listen, listen, if we don't 1044 01:06:21,341 --> 01:06:22,709 have at least one person of color in this, 1045 01:06:22,711 --> 01:06:24,477 - it is going to be problematic. - Um... 1046 01:06:24,479 --> 01:06:26,347 I'm playing an Arab refugee. I'm from Connecticut. 1047 01:06:26,349 --> 01:06:27,481 Isn't that a little problematic? 1048 01:06:27,483 --> 01:06:29,617 - That was your idea. - It was your idea. 1049 01:06:29,619 --> 01:06:31,354 It was weird when you said it. 1050 01:06:31,356 --> 01:06:34,658 Because we need to lean in to the stereotype... 1051 01:06:34,660 --> 01:06:36,760 - Correct. - ...to let them just expose their biases. 1052 01:06:36,762 --> 01:06:37,928 Yeah, or we can just shoot 'em as soon as 1053 01:06:37,930 --> 01:06:39,563 - they grab their guns. - Then they're not gonna 1054 01:06:39,565 --> 01:06:40,531 know why we're killing them, okay? 1055 01:06:40,533 --> 01:06:42,434 - Next slide. - We have the opportunity to... 1056 01:06:44,305 --> 01:06:46,405 Okay. Justice4Yall. 1057 01:06:46,407 --> 01:06:47,640 She's a 6.5. 1058 01:06:47,642 --> 01:06:49,574 This is what she says. 1059 01:06:49,576 --> 01:06:51,512 "Fuck this bitch. 1060 01:06:51,514 --> 01:06:54,682 Athena Stone murders innocent men and..." 1061 01:06:54,684 --> 01:06:56,685 I don't need to hear more. 1062 01:07:02,594 --> 01:07:04,529 That's our Snowball. 1063 01:07:15,510 --> 01:07:18,480 Put your gun in the mailbox. 1064 01:07:20,685 --> 01:07:22,684 Why the fuck would I do that? 1065 01:07:22,686 --> 01:07:25,255 There's a shaped C-4 charge underneath the gate. 1066 01:07:27,324 --> 01:07:29,726 I could blow you up right now. 1067 01:07:29,728 --> 01:07:32,165 But where's the fun in that? 1068 01:07:32,831 --> 01:07:34,431 No guns. 1069 01:07:34,433 --> 01:07:37,303 Put it in the mailbox. Now. 1070 01:09:23,571 --> 01:09:25,739 It's amazing to me. 1071 01:09:25,741 --> 01:09:28,141 People go their entire lives without realizing 1072 01:09:28,143 --> 01:09:30,579 the most simple, obvious truth. 1073 01:09:31,881 --> 01:09:35,883 The only way to properly slice tomatoes 1074 01:09:35,885 --> 01:09:38,454 is with a bread knife. 1075 01:09:41,595 --> 01:09:43,894 Did you kill Don? 1076 01:09:43,896 --> 01:09:45,528 Uh-huh. 1077 01:09:45,530 --> 01:09:48,466 Because I convinced you he was one of us. 1078 01:09:48,468 --> 01:09:49,936 Was he? 1079 01:09:49,938 --> 01:09:52,173 Maybe. 1080 01:09:52,175 --> 01:09:54,443 Maybe not. 1081 01:09:56,678 --> 01:09:58,581 Who am I? 1082 01:09:59,882 --> 01:10:01,483 Huh? 1083 01:10:01,485 --> 01:10:04,553 Who am I? 1084 01:10:04,555 --> 01:10:07,857 Lady, I don't know who you are. 1085 01:10:07,859 --> 01:10:09,727 I just know that you're crazy. 1086 01:10:09,729 --> 01:10:11,429 I am crazy. 1087 01:10:11,431 --> 01:10:12,931 But I know I'm crazy. 1088 01:10:12,933 --> 01:10:16,568 And if you know you're crazy, then you're not crazy. 1089 01:10:16,570 --> 01:10:19,907 So that just makes me really, really mad. 1090 01:10:19,909 --> 01:10:21,607 Okay. 1091 01:10:21,609 --> 01:10:24,446 So, who am I? 1092 01:10:24,448 --> 01:10:27,950 Crystal May Creasey. 1093 01:10:27,952 --> 01:10:31,655 Born in Mississippi, Whites Crossing. 1094 01:10:31,657 --> 01:10:32,755 Fitting. 1095 01:10:32,757 --> 01:10:34,591 Dropped out of school at 12, 1096 01:10:34,593 --> 01:10:36,926 right around the time your daddy was killed by the police 1097 01:10:36,928 --> 01:10:38,831 when they raided the methamphetamine lab. 1098 01:10:38,833 --> 01:10:41,533 Your mother joined him soon after that... overdose. 1099 01:10:41,535 --> 01:10:45,872 Probably the last batch of Daddy's stuff. 1100 01:10:45,874 --> 01:10:47,944 Romantic. 1101 01:10:50,813 --> 01:10:55,883 You know, most people think that you should use cheddar 1102 01:10:55,885 --> 01:10:59,992 in a grilled cheese, but I use Gruyère. 1103 01:11:01,726 --> 01:11:05,062 Nothing else has that kind of melt. 1104 01:11:05,064 --> 01:11:07,533 After your mom died, you bounced 1105 01:11:07,535 --> 01:11:08,868 from part-time job to part-time job, 1106 01:11:08,870 --> 01:11:10,670 to welfare and back. 1107 01:11:10,672 --> 01:11:13,106 More times than I could count, honestly. 1108 01:11:13,108 --> 01:11:17,578 The only consistency was your inability to stay employed. 1109 01:11:17,580 --> 01:11:19,080 Which is fine. 1110 01:11:19,082 --> 01:11:22,617 I mean, this country belongs to the uneducated and ignorant 1111 01:11:22,619 --> 01:11:24,721 as much as it belongs to me. 1112 01:11:24,723 --> 01:11:27,724 You fail, we pay. 1113 01:11:27,726 --> 01:11:30,594 Eventually, a cow falls on your head 1114 01:11:30,596 --> 01:11:32,864 or you blow your brains out in a parking lot 1115 01:11:32,866 --> 01:11:34,866 because you finally realize 1116 01:11:34,868 --> 01:11:38,004 what a waste your life truly was. 1117 01:11:38,006 --> 01:11:40,040 But not you, Crystal. 1118 01:11:40,042 --> 01:11:42,142 You decided to go on the Internet 1119 01:11:42,144 --> 01:11:44,480 and run your stupid mouth. 1120 01:11:45,949 --> 01:11:48,984 13 months ago, you posted this on a message board 1121 01:11:48,986 --> 01:11:52,122 under the screen name Justice4Yall. 1122 01:11:52,124 --> 01:11:54,894 I want to make sure I... I get it exactly right. 1123 01:11:57,898 --> 01:12:00,732 "Fuck this bitch. 1124 01:12:00,735 --> 01:12:04,804 "Athena Stone murders innocent men and women for sport. 1125 01:12:04,806 --> 01:12:08,143 The evidence is all there." 1126 01:12:08,145 --> 01:12:12,648 T-H-E-I-R. 1127 01:12:12,650 --> 01:12:14,883 "Her manor, her travel records. 1128 01:12:14,885 --> 01:12:17,787 "Oh, and in case you were still on the fence, 1129 01:12:17,789 --> 01:12:22,194 she fucking admitted to it in a text message." 1130 01:12:22,196 --> 01:12:25,966 "Admitted" was all caps. 1131 01:12:27,001 --> 01:12:28,033 Huh. 1132 01:12:28,035 --> 01:12:30,736 "Huh"? That's all you have to say for yourself? 1133 01:12:30,738 --> 01:12:35,843 Everybody you kidnapped and killed, 1134 01:12:35,845 --> 01:12:38,114 that's 'cause they busted you and your friends 1135 01:12:38,116 --> 01:12:39,947 and put it on the Internet? 1136 01:12:39,949 --> 01:12:41,385 No one busted us. 1137 01:12:41,387 --> 01:12:42,852 We were joking. 1138 01:12:42,854 --> 01:12:44,821 But you ignorami took it literally. 1139 01:12:44,823 --> 01:12:49,093 You actually believed we were hunting human beings for sport. 1140 01:12:49,095 --> 01:12:51,730 - But you are. - What? 1141 01:12:51,732 --> 01:12:53,132 Hunting human beings for sport. 1142 01:12:53,134 --> 01:12:54,833 - No. - Oh, yeah. 1143 01:12:54,835 --> 01:12:56,935 It wasn't true. 1144 01:12:59,243 --> 01:13:01,008 This is your manor, isn't it? 1145 01:13:01,010 --> 01:13:03,845 It's not a fucking manor. 1146 01:13:03,847 --> 01:13:06,115 It's a house I rented in Croatia and had decorated. 1147 01:13:06,117 --> 01:13:07,714 Okay, right, but it's yours, 1148 01:13:07,717 --> 01:13:10,255 and you're hunting people, so it's... 1149 01:13:10,257 --> 01:13:12,022 I mean, it's true. 1150 01:13:12,024 --> 01:13:13,224 Now. 1151 01:13:13,226 --> 01:13:17,795 Now it's true because you made it true. 1152 01:13:17,797 --> 01:13:19,765 You people, you take anything you want, 1153 01:13:19,767 --> 01:13:21,867 and you twist it around until it fits 1154 01:13:21,869 --> 01:13:25,105 into your backwards fucking worldview. 1155 01:13:25,107 --> 01:13:29,213 You wanted it to be true, so you decided it was. 1156 01:13:31,215 --> 01:13:33,885 This was your idea. 1157 01:13:35,752 --> 01:13:38,223 Well... 1158 01:13:38,225 --> 01:13:40,225 not my idea. 1159 01:13:40,227 --> 01:13:42,228 Ooh, I did not want to mess up 1160 01:13:42,230 --> 01:13:46,464 your big grilled-cheese speech, but... 1161 01:13:46,466 --> 01:13:49,172 oh, you done fucked up, lady. 1162 01:13:51,173 --> 01:13:54,975 See, you got the wrong Crystal. 1163 01:13:54,977 --> 01:13:58,183 There's another Crystal May Creasey back home. 1164 01:13:59,816 --> 01:14:02,087 But she spells "May" with an "E." 1165 01:14:03,755 --> 01:14:06,924 Hey, I get her mail sometimes. 1166 01:14:06,926 --> 01:14:09,227 And my dad's an asshole, 1167 01:14:09,229 --> 01:14:13,064 but I don't think he ever did drugs. 1168 01:14:13,066 --> 01:14:15,070 And my mom... 1169 01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:20,876 ...she's alive, too. 1170 01:14:24,080 --> 01:14:25,248 Can we call her? 1171 01:14:25,250 --> 01:14:26,949 - Let's call her right now. - No. 1172 01:14:26,951 --> 01:14:27,950 - Give me the phone. - No way. 1173 01:14:27,952 --> 01:14:29,019 - I'll call her up. - Do I look fucking stupid? 1174 01:14:29,021 --> 01:14:31,355 Fine. I'll give you her number, and you can call. 1175 01:14:31,357 --> 01:14:34,091 - That's not gonna happen. - Yeah. 1176 01:14:34,092 --> 01:14:36,960 Hoo, you don't really care about the truth, do you? 1177 01:14:36,962 --> 01:14:38,298 Of course I do. 1178 01:14:38,300 --> 01:14:41,969 The only difference is I'm right. 1179 01:14:43,973 --> 01:14:45,909 Hey, maybe. 1180 01:14:47,244 --> 01:14:48,844 Maybe not. 1181 01:14:50,781 --> 01:14:53,049 Now, do I have to keep listening to Beethoven, 1182 01:14:53,051 --> 01:14:55,051 or can we fucking get on with it? 1183 01:15:25,425 --> 01:15:27,227 That was good. 1184 01:15:56,263 --> 01:15:57,929 Hmm. 1185 01:16:04,939 --> 01:16:05,976 No! 1186 01:16:20,328 --> 01:16:21,893 Hey, Crystal. 1187 01:16:24,466 --> 01:16:26,866 Fuck! 1188 01:16:28,904 --> 01:16:30,504 You need a gun now, bitch?! 1189 01:16:30,506 --> 01:16:32,407 That's fucking cheating! 1190 01:17:01,344 --> 01:17:03,113 Fuck you! 1191 01:18:03,088 --> 01:18:05,226 - One second. - Yeah. 1192 01:18:29,054 --> 01:18:30,557 No more glass! 1193 01:19:24,156 --> 01:19:25,325 I got you. 1194 01:19:28,296 --> 01:19:30,332 Hmm. 1195 01:19:31,734 --> 01:19:33,469 Hmm. 1196 01:19:56,231 --> 01:19:57,630 Okay. 1197 01:20:10,315 --> 01:20:12,415 Hey. 1198 01:20:12,417 --> 01:20:14,555 I got you, too. 1199 01:20:16,657 --> 01:20:19,526 Hey, can I ask you a question? 1200 01:20:25,569 --> 01:20:27,802 Why did you call me Snowball? 1201 01:20:29,338 --> 01:20:31,406 It's a reference. 1202 01:20:31,408 --> 01:20:34,412 To George Orwell's Animal Farm. 1203 01:20:35,782 --> 01:20:37,781 He's a pig. 1204 01:20:37,783 --> 01:20:42,153 Yeah, but why am I Snowball? 1205 01:20:43,991 --> 01:20:46,760 Snowball is an idealist. 1206 01:20:46,762 --> 01:20:50,598 He... he wants to make the world a better place. 1207 01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:54,769 That's why the other pigs make up lies about him, 1208 01:20:54,771 --> 01:20:56,775 turn him into the enemy. 1209 01:20:59,610 --> 01:21:02,447 I think you should be Snowball. 1210 01:21:03,481 --> 01:21:06,319 You read Animal Farm? 1211 01:21:07,353 --> 01:21:09,455 Yes, ma'am, I did. 1212 01:21:12,627 --> 01:21:15,262 Can I... 1213 01:21:15,264 --> 01:21:17,432 ask you a question? 1214 01:21:19,469 --> 01:21:22,406 Are you Justice4Yall? 1215 01:21:24,407 --> 01:21:26,509 Come on. 1216 01:21:26,511 --> 01:21:28,445 We're both dead. 1217 01:21:28,447 --> 01:21:30,448 Just tell me. 1218 01:21:30,450 --> 01:21:33,420 I got the right Crystal, didn't I? 1219 01:21:35,456 --> 01:21:38,624 No, ma'am, you did not. 1220 01:21:45,568 --> 01:21:47,436 Whoops. 1221 01:23:36,773 --> 01:23:37,907 Hey there. 1222 01:23:37,909 --> 01:23:39,675 Oh, shit. 1223 01:23:39,677 --> 01:23:41,777 The, uh... 1224 01:23:41,779 --> 01:23:44,916 assholes you work for tried to kill me, 1225 01:23:44,918 --> 01:23:48,019 so I killed them instead. 1226 01:23:48,021 --> 01:23:49,789 Now I want to go home. 1227 01:23:52,059 --> 01:23:53,928 That gonna be a problem? 1228 01:23:53,930 --> 01:23:55,829 Certainly not, ma'am. 1229 01:23:55,831 --> 01:23:57,497 No. 1230 01:23:57,499 --> 01:23:59,800 May I... may I pour that for you? 1231 01:23:59,802 --> 01:24:01,637 Yeah. 1232 01:24:11,685 --> 01:24:14,053 How about a snack? We have fantastic caviar. 1233 01:24:14,055 --> 01:24:16,489 - It's osetra... - Yeah. 1234 01:24:16,491 --> 01:24:17,659 You got it. 1235 01:24:26,102 --> 01:24:27,869 You ever had caviar? 1236 01:24:27,870 --> 01:24:31,640 No, I-I don't... I don't think I'm really allowed to. 1237 01:24:31,643 --> 01:24:33,845 Well, you are now. Have a seat. 1238 01:24:36,283 --> 01:24:38,651 Dig in. 1239 01:24:47,062 --> 01:24:49,065 H-How is it? 1240 01:24:53,670 --> 01:24:56,039 It's fucking great. 1241 01:24:56,041 --> 01:25:00,811 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 83529

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