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Huh, weird.
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What?
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Well, this article says to put
cabbage leaves in your bra
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when you're ready
to stop breastfeeding.
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Why would you do that?
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To help dry up your milk.
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Wh-What happens
to the cabbage leaves?
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That's your question?
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Good news, my mail's finally
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coming to this address.
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Oh, joy.
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Check it out. What's that?
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My very first credit card.Oh.
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You never had one before?
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Nope. Blockbuster card,
Subway card.
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That's it.
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Not even a library card?
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[chuckles] Good one.
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Congrats, son.
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This is going right next
to my driver's license.
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Maybe it's time
to retire the Velcro.
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Why? It still works.
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JIM: Now you just be careful.
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Those cards can
get you in trouble.
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Mm, Amanda knows
a thing or two about that.
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Don't you, Amanda?
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, when I was younger
I-I got a little carried away,
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but I learned my lesson.
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Younger like my age?
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Yes.
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So a long time ago.
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Yes.
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[CeeCee coos]
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Geez, CeeCee.
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How'd you get food in your hair?
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Yeah, I miss when she was bald.
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It was our thing.
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Hey, would you mind giving her
a bath while I clean up?
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You kiddin'? Tubby time's
the best part of my day.
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Come on, stinky girl.
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Bye.
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Okay, no more credit card
talk around Georgie.
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I assumed you told him.
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Well, you assumed wrong.
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Don't you think he has
a right to know?
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Of course he does.
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So what's the holdup?
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He thinks I'm perfect.
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Why would I take
that away from him?
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Amanda,
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secrets are bad for a marriage.
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Yeah, yeah.
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What are we keeping secret?
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This is a private conversation,
honey.
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I have a secret of my own.
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Oh, good for you.
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Would you like to hear it?
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Not really.
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I've been corresponding
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with Tonight Showhost Jay Leno.
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Seriously?
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We share a birthday.
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I sent him a card, he responded,
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an unlikely friendship was born.
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Oh, please, why would he
be friends with you?
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Simple.
He's a man of the people,
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and I'm people.
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I share a birthday
with Bryant Gumbel.
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Oh, come on, that's cool.
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Haven't done this in a while.
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Got to take the new credit card
out for a spin.
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Well, let's not go crazy.
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Don't worry. After tonight,
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it's back to the dollar menu
at Taco Bell.
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Hey, I happen to love
the dollar menu.
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Girl, you better save that
sexy talk for when we get home.
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[laughs]
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And I know how these
credit card companies work.
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Get people to run up a bill,
spend the rest of their life
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paying off the interest
like chumps.
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Well...
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I don't know
if I'd call them "chumps."
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Good thing you learned
your lesson.
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Mm-hmm.
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You okay?
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You're lookin' a little sweaty.
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Oh, it's, uh... it's the salsa.
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It's kind of hot.
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My dad taught me real early:
never a lender or a borrower be.
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That's in the Bible.
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Uh, that's actually Shakespeare.
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Well, that ain't
where my dad heard it.
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Well, what else did
your dad teach you?
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Hmm, let's think.
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Oh, you'll like this one.
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The secret to findin' out
how your wife's gonna look
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when she's older
is to check out her mother.
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Oh, ew.
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What? Your mom's a fox.
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That works in your favor.
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Oh, here it comes again.
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Oh, ew.
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Dang.
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Right back at ya, cowboy.
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I'm gonna sleep good tonight.
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So you're happy?
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The happiest.
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Cool, there's something
we need to talk about.
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I'm sorry I called your mom hot.
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Can we just drop it?
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No, i-it's not that.
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Um, remember that trouble
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I told you about when I was
younger with the credit cards?
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Yeah.
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And I-I told you
I learned my lesson?
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Uh-huh.
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It's more of an ongoing lesson.
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What do you mean?
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Well, it means I still have
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a little bit of
credit card debt.
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How much we talkin'?
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Well...
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GEORGIE: $12,000?!
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I guess she told him.
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Quiet, you're gonna
wake the baby.
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How could you not tell me?
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Because it's my problem.
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We're married now.
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That makes it our problem.
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[gasps] You only had sex with me
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to butter me up!
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Well, think about how mad
you'd be if I didn't.
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You should've told me
before we got married.
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Yeah, well, I-I was
taking care of it.
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How?
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You just, you send
'em 20 bucks a month
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per card and they kind
of leave you alone.
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How many cards are there?
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A couple.
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So two? A few.
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So three? Some.
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We been talking about moving
out and gettin' our own place.
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How is that ever gonna happen?
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I don't know, but
we'll figure it out.
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I cannot believe this.
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I'm so sorry.
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You should be.
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Well, let me make it up to you.
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No, cut it out!
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The Georgie store is closed.
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Yeah, I never thought Mandy'd
be the one to blow this up.
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Me, neither.
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But I'll take it.
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Mornin'.
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Hey.
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Sure is humid out there.
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Gonna make my hair all frizzy.
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You gonna pretend
like you didn't
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hear us fightin' last night?
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That was my plan, yes.
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Did you know about
the credit cards?
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Uh...
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yeah.
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Didn't think to
give me a heads-up?
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Oh, I thought about...
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Ooh, cinnamon. Yum.
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Hey, Ruben,
let me ask you a question.
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If you knew a secret
that affected a family member,
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you'd tell him, right?
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What are you pulling
him into this for?
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I'd like a fresh perspective.
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Well?
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Well, what kind of secret?
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A little white lie,
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or your sister's
actually your mom?
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That's a thing?
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When you're 16,
pregnant and Catholic, yeah.
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Well, his daughter owes
a ton of money
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and he didn't tell me about it.
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Ooh, juicy.
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How much?
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Okay, that's enough.
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Let's get back to work.
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No, I'd like to hear
what he's got to say.
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Georgie!
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Fine.
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That baby even his?
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You're on thin ice, pal.
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Oh, come on,
I told you about my mom.
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Go.
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SPOKESPERSON: get your
taxes in order and into the mail.
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SPORTSCASTER: The Flyers
ripped the Sabers four to...
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SPOKESPERSON:
So don't get too comfortable...
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SPORTSCASTER: In sports...
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Got a minute? Why?
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You gonna kiss me and tell me
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your mother's your sister?
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What?
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Never mind.
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Here.
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What's this?
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It's all my credit card bills,
everything.
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Mastercard, American Express,
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Visa, Discover.
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Are there any you don't have?
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They came to me,
I didn't go to them.
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Whoa, what's this charge for?
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Um, a purse.
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Just one?
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A really nice one.
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I'm assuming it
didn't have Velcro.
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What about this one?
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Uh, that would be shoes.
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And this one?
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Shoes.
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What's the Plaza?
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Uh, that's a hotel
in New York City...
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across the street
from a really great shoe store.
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You went to New York
to buy shoes?
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Well, I also saw a taping
of Saturday Night Live,
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which was free.
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What's this St. Joseph's
Medical Center?
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Oh, that, um...
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that was
an emergency room visit.
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What happened to you?
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It wasn't me,
it was a friend of mine.
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What happened to her?
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It was a him,
and he had an accident.
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Okay, but why did
you pay the bill?
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'Cause he was my boyfriend,
and he had no money.
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You had no money.
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Yeah, but I had the credit card.
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Well, did he pay you back? No.
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Well, he's gonna.
Where's he live?
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I don't know,
it was a long time ago.
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What's his name? Look, just drop it, okay?
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This is my problem.
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Once again, it's our problem!
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Don't yell at me!
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I'm not yelling,
I'm freakin' out!
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SPORTSCASTER: The Flyers
ripped the Sabers 14-3.
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The Canadiens got past
the Flames 7-6.
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Denfield scored three times,
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helping the Penguins
past the Jets...
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Want a hug?
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Sure.
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♪
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All right.
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Thought of a way you
could make it up to me.
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Georgie, when I found out
you knocked up my daughter,
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I was gonna shoot ya.
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I didn't.
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We're square.
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Mandy paid
some guy's medical bills.
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What's his name?
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[chuckles]
You're not gonna quit, are ya?
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St. Joseph's Medical Center.
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Oh, that's a chunk of change.
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And I'm gonna get it.
What's his name?
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Why don't you ask Mandy?
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I did. She won't tell me.
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Look, if I tell you,
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it has to stay secret.
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Cross my heart, hope to die,
stick a needle in my eye.
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We're not on the monkey bars,
just say you promise.
268
00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,294
Promise.
269
00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:02,863
Thank you.
270
00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:05,735
Georgie.
271
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,217
You're a good man.
272
00:10:10,218 --> 00:10:11,828
I try, sir.
273
00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,529
So glad I didn't shoot him.
274
00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:21,403
♪
275
00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:28,802
Can I help you?
276
00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:30,760
You know a girl
name of Mandy McAllister?
277
00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:32,457
I used to, why?
278
00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:34,938
You owe her a bunch of money.
279
00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:36,636
Who are you?
280
00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:37,941
I'm her husband.
281
00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:39,682
Oh, damn, she got married?
282
00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:43,860
I always thought someday
we'd have a reconciliation.
283
00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:46,210
Yeah, well, you snooze,
you lose.
284
00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:48,299
You're kinda young, ain't ya?
285
00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:50,693
I live a healthy lifestyle,
I stay out of the sun.
286
00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,129
What are we gonna do about this?
287
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:54,479
Oh, yeah, I've been meaning
to pay her back.
288
00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,220
Well, now's your chance.
289
00:10:57,352 --> 00:10:58,396
Come on in.
290
00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,313
You see her mom much?
291
00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:03,575
Why?
292
00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:05,577
I always thought
she was kinda hot.
293
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:08,232
Oh, ew.
294
00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,152
You sure you don't want a beer?
295
00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:16,850
No, thank you.
296
00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,765
Now, how we gonna handle
this money situation?
297
00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:22,290
Simple.
I'll, uh, write you a check.
298
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:24,727
All right, then.
299
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,598
I appreciate you
being cool about this.
300
00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:29,863
Well, making amends is one
of the steps of being sober.
301
00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:33,518
Ain't not drinking
like step number one?
302
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:37,087
Oh, yeah, but that's
beer, that don't count.
303
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,613
You know, Mandy was right
to break up with me.
304
00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:43,615
I wasn't in a great place.
305
00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:48,795
Worse than now? Way worse.
306
00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:50,710
The night she dumped me,
I fell down a flight of stairs.
307
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,581
Ouch. Good thing I was drunk.
308
00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:54,714
Only broke a wrist.
309
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,672
That's what that
medical bill was.
310
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,152
Still clicks.
311
00:11:58,195 --> 00:11:59,544
Hear it?
312
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:00,545
[clicking]Oh, yeah.
313
00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:01,938
Like a Bic pen.
314
00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:06,377
Well, anyways, here you go.
315
00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:07,639
Thank you.
316
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:11,426
Are y'all gonna have kids?
317
00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:13,602
We got one, little girl.
318
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,735
Aw, well, maybe I can come
meet her sometime.
319
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,084
I guess.
320
00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:18,346
Where you live?
321
00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:21,305
Alabama.
322
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:24,918
Well, shoot, leaving the state
would be a parole violation.
323
00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:26,920
Well, that's a shame.
Good luck to ya.
324
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,755
I'm sorry, sir,
this check is no good.
325
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:39,193
Yeah, I had a feeling.
Thank you.
326
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,065
Hey.
327
00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:43,588
Hey. What the hell?
328
00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:44,894
You gave me a bad check.
329
00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:48,158
Yeah, sorry. Wait here,
I'll get you cash.
330
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,165
♪
331
00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,343
[sighs]
332
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:02,433
You're awful quiet.
You all right?
333
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,174
Just tired.
334
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,610
Busy day?
335
00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,743
Busy, busy.
336
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:10,485
Connor, why don't you be
a member of this family
337
00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:12,443
and join us for once?
338
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:13,705
I'm good.
339
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,491
Well, I'm not.
340
00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:18,623
Would you like to join me?
341
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,364
No.
342
00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:22,584
Just know,
you're always welcome.
343
00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:25,848
Just so you know,
344
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:27,371
I'm gonna be working three
nights a week at the diner,
345
00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:29,112
start chipping away
at those credit cards.
346
00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:30,592
What about CeeCee?
347
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:32,681
Amanda and I have
already discussed it.
348
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:33,987
Grandma's on the job.
349
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,379
Well, if I'm around, I can...
350
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:36,903
Grandma's got it!
351
00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:40,558
Hey, Mr. McAllister,
if you're open to it,
352
00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:41,995
I've got some ideas as to how
353
00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:43,213
I can be making more money
at the store.
354
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:44,301
What you thinking?
355
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:45,825
Well, we got a tow truck
356
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:47,565
that mostly just sits there.
357
00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:49,654
Why ain't we out there rescuing
folks with flat tires?
358
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:52,179
'Cause the police always call
Fagenbacher's Texaco
359
00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:53,658
when someone needs a tow.
360
00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:55,356
I get it, but what if
I were to tell you
361
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:58,359
my Meemaw has some cop friends
as a result of her...
362
00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,187
previous endeavors?
363
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:01,579
AUDREY: Endeavors?
364
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:03,973
You mean an illegal
gambling room?
365
00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:07,020
We also had a perfectly legal
video store to clean the money.
366
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:09,979
Georgie, where are you
going with this?
367
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:12,503
Don't worry, everything
will be aboveboard.
368
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,505
We can sponsor
the police softball team,
369
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:16,159
make donations
to their charity funds.
370
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:17,508
With what money?
371
00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:18,945
I got a credit card.
372
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:23,993
You know, it's actually
not a terrible idea.
373
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:26,082
There you go.
Great minds think alike.
374
00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:29,520
As long as I don't have
to drive that truck at night...
375
00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:30,521
I'm in.
376
00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:32,567
No, sir, I'll do it.
377
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,874
I'll get a pager,
be on call 24/7.
378
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:37,354
What if someone were
to "accidentally"
379
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:40,227
drop a box of nails
over on Main Street?
380
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:42,794
Mom.
381
00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:44,274
I'm trying to pay off
your credit card,
382
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:45,841
so back off!
383
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:48,975
I like it. Keep thinking.
384
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:52,021
Can someone pass the salt?
385
00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:54,589
Thank you.
386
00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,897
♪
387
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:01,770
You realize with you working
nights and me on a tow truck,
388
00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,772
we might not be seeing
a lot of each other.
389
00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:05,078
I know.
390
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,601
Or a lot of CeeCee.
391
00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:08,342
Well, we'll have
a family reunion
392
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:09,909
when we get out
of the hole I dug.
393
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,954
Sounds like a plan.
394
00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:15,653
You're really wonderful,
Georgie Cooper.
395
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:16,828
I know.
396
00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:19,135
I am what you call "a catch."
397
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,964
Okay, don't get carried
away with yourself.
398
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,705
I'm just saying,
for a long time I thought
399
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,750
I was the lucky one
in this relationship,
400
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,274
but maybe it's you.
401
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,451
Or maybe we're both lucky.
402
00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:32,801
No, I'm pretty sure it's you.
403
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:34,411
You jerk.
404
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,722
Hey, if it's really
important to you,
405
00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:43,333
I-I'll reach out to my ex
and try to get the money back.
406
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,769
Oh, no, no, no,
you don't want that.
407
00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:46,684
Best leave it in the past.
408
00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:48,904
Okay.
409
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,951
Just promise me,
no more secrets.
410
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,082
I promise.
411
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,736
You sure?
412
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:57,304
If there's anything you need
to tell me, now's the time.
413
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:00,394
Nothing.
414
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:02,265
What about you?
415
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:03,614
Nothing.
416
00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:04,964
What you see is what you get.
417
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,835
'Kay. Love you.
418
00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:07,923
Love you, too.
419
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:22,546
♪
420
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,639
Well, this is a sad sight.
421
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,119
What took so long?
422
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,339
Sorry. Had to fix
a couple flats over on Main.
423
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:33,470
What's the trouble?
424
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:35,124
Don't know. It just conked out.
425
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:37,779
Well, you buy a foreign car,
you take your chances.
426
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,433
It's British.
427
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:42,044
[British accent]: We're saying
the same thing, gov'nah.
428
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:45,961
Hey, Georgie.
429
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,876
Oh, hey, Lisa.
430
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:49,138
Thanks for the call.
431
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,445
Thanks for the
softball uniforms.
432
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,839
[siren whoops]
433
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,754
♪
434
00:16:56,798 --> 00:17:00,062
Oh, what a cute baby.
435
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,107
Thanks.
436
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,673
How old is this little guy?
437
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,066
Just turned one.
438
00:17:04,109 --> 00:17:06,242
Oh, I got a daughter
about that age.
439
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,548
She's at home with my mom.
440
00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:09,593
Probably putting her
to bed soon.
441
00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,596
It's been a while since
I missed story time.
442
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:16,078
[voice breaking]: Okay,
let me tell you the specials.
443
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,689
The soup of the day is tomato
444
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,430
and, uh, we also have
a chicken-fried steak
445
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,214
with a side of mashed potatoes.
446
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:25,261
You don't want to miss out
on the pecan pie.
447
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:29,048
[sobbing]
448
00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:36,272
ANSWERING MACHINE:
You have one new message.
449
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:37,795
[beeps]
450
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:39,406
JAY LENO:
Hey, Connor. Jay Leno here.
451
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,236
Just wanted to say thanks
for the care package.
452
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,977
You know, you could never...
have too many socks.
453
00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:48,284
Anyway, listen, hey,
if you're ever in L.A.,
454
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:50,547
if you want to come by and jam
with The Tonight Showband,
455
00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:52,375
the guys would love it. See ya.
456
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:53,681
[machine beeps]
457
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,164
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458
00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:05,649
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