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How much should I use?
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A little bit goes a long way, so... Can't quite get it to... Oh, um... Why is it... Oh, this is the other part of the photography.
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To take pictures of your penis?
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Yeah, it's erotic photography 101, so I gotta have some nude photos.
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Okay, well I can leave the room for the nude photos.
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Well, I need you here because I need the model here or I fail.
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So... I mean, I don't know.
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What would your father think about this?
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Dad knows I'm taking this class and everything.
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He's totally fine with it.
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I mean, here.
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Let me throw this out there.
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Just put your head near it.
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You know, just near it.
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That way it doesn't... But not touching it.
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Well, I mean, just to hold it up and make it look like it's there, but other than that, yeah.
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But it's not, this is like an art project, right?
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Yeah, no, just put it in the area, it doesn't look like you're doing anything.
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It's like one of those museum things, right?
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Come on, just help me out.
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I bet if I was your real son, you'd do it.
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Oh, sweetheart, you don't feel like I treat you like my real son?
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Baby, you know I love you.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm being difficult and old-fashioned.
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It's just a generational thing.
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You know, there we go.
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Now I can take some photos.
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Get your head closer to it.
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Just, um, how about you put your tongue near it?
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That would be erotic.
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Yeah?
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Just near it.
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Not touching it, just near it.
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Just for the eroticism.
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Get closer.
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There you go.
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That's good.
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We're getting it, we're getting it, but it doesn't look real.
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I'm just not a real model.
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You know, baby, I don't really know what face to make.
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Maybe if you actually put it in your mouth.
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Why?
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That would actually do it.
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I don't know, I just feel like putting it in my mouth would really be crossing a line.
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Well, you know the big sports magazine, don't you?
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How they do a swimsuit issue every year?
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Oh yeah, I love that.
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Yeah, well it's just like that.
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You know, sex and photography, they just intertwine, you know?
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Oh, I know, you know, but...
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And they're the top girls, you know, like... I just... I don't really know what I'm doing, and I'm your mom, and it just feels... awkward.
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Well, they don't know that.
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Yeah, I guess that's... true.
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But... what about when it's like, parent-teacher conference day, and like, you know, the pictures, and... Nobody's gonna know.
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This is really important.
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Yes, this is this is the last this is the end-all be-all Yeah, mm-hmm So like just put it in my mouth, yeah, just kind of just yeah, that's I'll take pictures of it.
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Yep.
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Look here.
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I Don't know
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That's good.
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I feel awkward doing this, and I feel like I don't really know what I'm doing.
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I mean, we already got this far.
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I just need to get a few more, and then that's it.
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All right.4907
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