Original subtitles

[drum roll]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

- [hollering]

♪ ♪

- [yelps] [frog croaks]

[laughter]

♪ ♪

[car horn beeps]

[tires screech] [cat yowls]

- Ta-da! - [yelps]

- [snickers, whistles]

- [hollering]

- Aww.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[jungle animals chittering]

[dramatic music]

- Tommy Pickles here,

on the trail of the mysterious creature.

Alls we know about it so far is it gots very big feets.

[creature roars]

And a very loud roar.

And as we just sawed,

a very long neck!

- [roars] - Whoa!

[gasps]

[sighs]

[creature snarling]

[gasps, whimpers]

[creature snarling]

And when I wakeded up, I hearded a roar,

louder than Grandpa's leaf thrower!

- What could make a sound that loud?

- Phil's butt.

- I don't like to brag, but, yep.

- I thought about it all night, and here's my final confusion.

That sound cameded from a dinosaur!

- A dinosaur in your house? What kind?

- Well, we won't know till we find it.

- Oh! We could play rock crusher with its teeth.

- Or stomp party and shake the whole backyard!

- Guys, I don't think dinosaurs like to play.

- Where does he get these ideas?

- Think about it.

You always find me during hide and sneak, right?

- 'Cause you always hide behind the door.

- And your hair sticks out.

- Well, dinosaurs are much bigger than me.

So where could one even hide in Tommy's house?

- Behind a giganto-normous door?

- You guys have fun.

I'm gonna stay here and build a sandcastle.

A sand pile, I mean.

- Come on, Chuckie.

It's not a adventure without you.

- Tommy, I didn't wanna have to be the one to tell you,

but dinosaurs don't live in people's houses.

You know what I mean? - Yes.

You mean we'll just have to look a little harder.

[upbeat music]

- Hey, Deed, you gotta try some of my signature

Stu Pickles Pickle Stew.

This enough for you?

- Mmm, that looks--

oh, you know what?

I--I just ate. Thanks for offering, though.

I've got to finish editing my vlog on sleep issues.

We're lucky our Tommy never had that problem.

[yawns]

- Sounds like you need some sleep, Deed.

- As soon as I come up

with some expert-sounding words of wisdom.

- Did I ever tell you Granny Pru's

words of wisdom about parenting?

Everything's a phase. It will pass.

- Oh, Pop.

That's so simple and comforting.

- Or was that her wisdom about kidney stones?

Kinda works for both. [phone chimes]

- Hmm? Excellent!

Randy's in for a marathon Doorstop Tournament tonight.

Wait till he faces my skills on level 47.

Who's gonna rule? Stu's gonna rule.

Who's gonna rule?

Stu's gonna rule.

[game boots up]

- This too shall pass.

- Not holding my breath.

- [gasps] Real dinosaur tracks!

Oh, like I saweded in my dream.

- And look at the shape. You see those jaggy claw lines?

I think we've got a backyard-o-raptor here.

- That's the only thing that could've maded

these footprints.

- Or this.

- We found something!

both: Dinosaur poop!

- This could be the most important clue of all.

Poop tells no lies.

- It looks like the stuff

Tommy's grandpa puts around the flowers.

- I guess it could be that.

- I knew you'd come to your fences.

- Wait! That looks like dino food!

- This must be where it keeps its snacks!

- Or this could be poop.

- That makes so much sense.

- Or it's a pile of leaves. [leaf blower whirring]

- Well, um, maybe we just gots to keep looking.

- We've been looking all day.

We found pebbles and leaves and watering can footprints.

Know what we didn't find? A dinosaur!

[somber music]

- You're right, Chuckie.

We're not gonna find it even if we look all day...

- [sighs]

- Because the dinosaur only comes out at night.

- Now we know! A night-o-saurus!

- So tonight, after my mommy tucks me in,

I'm gonna sneak out and find it!

- I can't believe it.

No matter how many not-dinosaurs we find,

you still want to keep looking!

- It'll only take one to change your mind.

[gentle music]

- Night night, Tommy. Sleep tight.

Wake up bright in the morning light.

[smooches]

♪ ♪

- And then what happened?

- And me and Spike went all through the house.

- It's check-out time for amateurs, my friend.

You're going down!

- Yeah? Well, you just picked...

- But we didn't see nothing out of the bore-dinary.

- That's right, Tommy, no dinosaur.

Don't worry.

The more you say it, the easier it gets.

- But I did put out some Reptar Puffs for it to eat.

And if they're gone, we'll know he was there.

[video game music playing] - Stu, were you and Randy

eating any Reptar Puffs in here?

- Puff dust would mess up the controls.

It's strictly spoon food on game nights.

That's why the Pickle Stew.

- I know I put Tommy's toys away last night.

How'd they get out here?

[gasps]

Stu! We have a problem!

- Deed, there's nothing to worry about.

Look. Here he is last night,

out like a candle in a rainstorm.

- Aw, I guess you're right.

- [babbling]

- Tommy's been up at night, climbing around in his crib?

- Kid's got moves. I mean, oh, no!

- Oh, all this time, I've been giving advice to other parents,

and we're the ones with the problem sleeper?

- Okay, I'm sure some of our friends have been through this.

Let's ask them. - Oh, no, we can't tell anyone.

My vlogging career is at risk!

- Wish you'd said that about five seconds ago.

[doorbell rings]

- Never fear! Your sleep crisis team is here!

Ooh, I beat Betty. Yes!

- Stu, please send a follow-up text

to the Didi's-having-a-meltdown text!

- Copy.

- Okay, I brought my emergency bag,

baby blanket with just the right amount of tatters,

soothing nightlight--

- I left lots of Reptar Puffs, uh, here,

and, uh, here, and they're gone!

I'm gonna find him this time,

even if I gots to stay up all night!

- Soup yourself.

I'll be home in my nice comfy bed,

sleeping like a baby.

- Um, isn't that how we all sleep?

- I don't like to brag, but Chuckie's a great sleeper.

Runs in the family.

Maybe if he stays over, he'll keep Tommy calm enough

to sleep through the night, huh?

[gentle music] - [yawns]

Night night, Tommy and Chuckie.

[yawns]

[door closes]

- Come on, Chuckie. Time to go.

- Okay, can we make it quick so we can get back

while my crib spot is still warm?

[creature snarling softly]

By any chance, was that your tummy?

[suspenseful music]

[gargling sounds] both: Ahh!

- It's here. That way!

[water running]

- [gargling]

[groans]

[yawns]

[creature snarling] both: Ah!

- That could be anything,

like the refrigerator settling down for the night,

or a noisy clock, or--

[creature snarling]

[whimpers] Okay, okay.

Even I know a dinosaur when I hear one.

- It's in one of these rooms-- Grandpa's or Mommy and Daddy's.

- I should have believed you.

Just promise me, no matter what, we look for it together.

Okay, Tommy? [gasps]

Tommy? Where'd you go?

[creature snarls]

I'm coming in. Wait for me!

[loud snarling]

[dramatic music]

[screams]

both: What was that?

[screaming]

- What was that? - All right, possum.

I don't know how you keep getting in the house, but--

oh, uh, hello.

Thought you were-- ugh, never mind.

Can't sleep either?

- Still the champion!

- Honey, there's been another up-at-night incident.

- Well, it's a wonder anyone can get any sleep,

since you've been snoring all week.

That's why I've been down here playing Doorstop.

- Me? Snoring? Was I actually?

Is that why you thought a possum was in the house?

- This is really a private matter between you two.

Goodnight.

- You've been working so hard, hon.

I didn't wanna wake you, but you've been falling asleep

at your desk under that blanket.

It sounded like a monster was in the house.

- Well, sounds like I need to get to bed earlier

so there won't be any more monster snores.

[gentle music]

- Tommy, it's not that I didn't want to look with you.

I just knew you'd end up being disappointed.

- But I'm not, Chuckie. Even if we never finded one,

life's more fun when there might be a dinosaur nearby.

- I'm just glad we're all done looking.

And we can finally sleep.

- [yawns] Me too.

'Cause tomorrow, we'll look in the backyard

for the secret lollipop cave.

And then we can look for the allium caterpillars

and tiny peoples living under a rock and...

- [sighs]

It's never gonna be over.

[owl hooting]

[upbeat music]

[dramatic music]

- What are you little adventurers doing under here?

Come on out.

[babies laugh, babble]

- Ah! Charlotte!

I came as soon as I got your text.

- Drew is out of town

and I need help with my Goblets and Goblins game tonight.

- Your emergency is that you need help

with your medieval role-playing game?

- Yes. Tonight, the peasants--

I mean, players will reach the treasure.

And I'm planning a surprise appearance

of a real goblin queen.

But without Drew, I have no one to dress up as her, until now.

- Ugh. - Angelica, what did I tell you

about taking Mommy's limited-edition figurines

and dice from her game?

- But I wanna play pretend like you!

You won't make it past my goblins!

- Very cute and accurate, but it's not pretend.

Now, I got you a gift.

Queen Cynthia's Medieval Castle...

- You did?

- Which you can have after Mommy's game is over,

and only if you play nicely with the babies

and keep them away from the dining room.

And don't even think about looking for it

because a goblin's guarding it.

[mischievous music]

- It's gonna be so fun

looking for that treasure chest, Cynthia!

- Did you say treasure chest, Angelica?

- I did.

Me and Cynthia discovered the greatest treasure chest ever!

There's rubies and diamonds, like these.

- Wow! - Ooh!

- Nice rocks! - So sparkly!

- Are there more?

- Yeah! The only problem is a big ol' goblin

took the treasure chest and is hiding it from me!

- A goblin? He can keep it all. They're scary.

- You're right there, Finster.

But they're actually afraid of one thing.

Babies. [all gasp]

It's too bad I don't know any brave babies to join me

on my search for treasure.

Goblins aren't a'scared of big girls like me.

- Wait, Angelica! We're brave babies.

- Speak for yourself.

- You're right, Tommy.

Why didn't I think of this a'fore?

Would you wanna come a'scare this goblin for me

and I'll give you some treasure?

- Of course! - No.

- Treasure please!

- Let's go! - Hold on, Angelica.

How can we trust you? You always trick us.

- Okay, okay, but this time, I'm telling the truth!

This is real treasure!

And 'sides, don't you wanna go on an adventure

like the growed-ups?

[button chirps]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Welcome, adventurers!

Today marks the day ye will finally enter

the goblin queen's castle to take her treasure.

Stu the Tinkerer,

Betty the Bold,

Chas the Barbarian,

Didi the Pacifist,

Randy the Magnificent,

and Lucy the Mystical.

Are ye ready?

- [laughs]

The Dynamic Duo of Divination

are ready to get that treasure!

- I didn't know we were doing signature moves.

- Hey, I'll tackle that goblin queen into next Tuesday!

- Why can't we just hug the queen?

- Chas the Barbarian likes to hug goblins till they explode!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

- That's the Goblets and Goblins spirit!

I believe ye are ready.

[mystical music]

- Welcome, Babies of the Playpen!

Today is the day ye will find the treasure chest!

We'll start looking in the jungle of no touchy.

It's where Mommy hid my last gift.

- [squawks]

- Now, look behind every creepy tree!

- [gasps]

[both grunting]

♪ ♪

- [gasps, screams]

A goblin! Help!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Angelica, are you hiding?

- Ahh! Ahh!

Ah!

Oh, that was close. Thanks, everybody.

- Angelica, why didn't you help us?

- What do you mean? What happened?

- A plant almost eated Chuckie.

- But then we eated it.

- Oh, no, poor Finster!

- Well, guess the treasure isn't here.

I got another idea. Follow me!

[downtrodden music]

- Guys, I don't know about this.

Do you get the feeling that Angelica's lying?

- Maybe.

But I like being on a big 'venture.

And I want that treasure!

- Okay. Let's keep going.

But I'm gonna be watching Angelica.

- Ye have arrived at the entrance of the treasure room.

Dare ye step in?

- Randy the Magnificent believes this is too easy.

We need a plan.

- Lucy the Mystical agrees.

That's why the Dynamic Duo of Divination has just the one.

- I say we kick down the door and go in magic blazing!

- Chas the Barbarian agrees with Betty the Bold.

Destroy the goblins!

- Oh, maybe everyone's a little bit hangry, huh?

I'll go get us some snacks from my purse.

- So ye plan is to kick down the door

and go in magic blazing?

- You know it! - [roars]

- We spent days on this! - So many days!

[all arguing]

- This group will be arguing forever,

unless they get a special visit from the goblin queen.

The costume's in the closet in my bedroom.

Go put it on and come scare these peasants!

- [squawks]

[mystical music]

- Halt, adventurers! I smell goblin.

It must have hided Cynthia's castle

in one of these dark, scary caves.

- Cynthia's castle?

I thought we were looking for a treasure chest.

- We are!

In the chest is a castle for-- for my Cynthia Crow.

Right, Cynthia Crow? - [squawks]

- We need to split up so we can search all these caves.

Tommy of Mount Baldy, you're with Chuckie the Scaredy Cat.

Phil the Gross, you're with Lil the More Gross.

And Susie the One Who Questions Every Little Thing,

come with me.

- [squawks]

[both gasp] - Frozen snakes!

We better get out of here a'fore they wake up.

- No decent Queen Cynthia Medieval Castle

would ever fit in here with all this junk!

- Are you sure the treasure's in here, Angelica?

- The treasure's right in front of you!

Keep going!

I saw the goblin!

It ran out and made the rocks fall in front of the cave!

We have to go after it!

- Okay! But where's Susie?

- Oh, no! What if she's in there?

[all grunting]

- [grunts]

Angelica pushed these in my way!

- I would never!

The goblin's turning us against each other!

- That does sound like something

a scary monster would do.

- Or Angelica.

- Maybe Angelica's telling the truth.

- She hid when Chuckie was getting eated by the plant,

so I don't trust her!

I'm done looking for treasure.

- Maybe we should go with Susie.

- You can't leave now!

We're so close to finding the treasure!

I have one last place to look. Come on!

- Magic blazing! Magic blazing!

- Magic blazing! Magic blazing!

- Dynamic Duo! Dynamic Duo!

- Jonathan, the peasants are still at odds.

Where is that Goblin Queen?

- Ugh! I can't see! It is way too tight!

And this mask smell, ew!

Did someone eat hot dogs in here? Ugh!

♪ ♪

- Goblins love dark places

'cause they think no babies are brave enough to come in,

but we'll show that goblin.

He'll run when he sees you babies.

Then you can get the treasure for me!

And you! You get some too!

Okay, everyone start looking.

[dramatic music]

[both grunting]

- [gasps]

- [grunts]

- Is the treasure in there?

- No, but I am! Help, Tommy!

[both grunt, yelp]

all: The treasure!

- [snarls]

- [screams] - [gasps]

Babies of the Playpen, charge!

- [roars]

- Why isn't the goblin scared of us?

- [laughs]

Goblins aren't a'scared of babies.

I tricked you, but thanks for 'stracting it

while I take the treasure for myself!

- [roars]

[all panting]

- Ugh! I think--I think the latex is fusing to my skin.

- Angelica lied to us!

And now we're gonna get eated by a goblin!

Oh, why didn't we listen to Susie?

- All 'cause we wanted treasure.

- I never want treasure ever again.

- I just wish we could tell Susie

she was right and we're sorry.

- You just did. Now, get back!

I'm not a'scared of you, goblin!

[magic whooshes]

- [roars]

- Uh...

babies: For Susie!

- No! No, no, no! [yelps]

Wait. Charlotte owns clogs?

- Jonathan, what's taking so long?

- [chuckles]

Angelica?

What did I tell you about looking for your gift?

- Um, what gift?

- I told you to stay with the babies,

who are all playing nicely in the living room.

Now, give me that castle and go back to them!

- Ugh! Charlotte, thank heavens.

The zipper broke. Help me unzip.

- Charlotte, do you have any pretzels?

- The peasants! - Or just some nuts?

- They're coming! Get 'em! - They might soothe everyone.

- Roar! Roar! Roar!

- [screams]

[all gasp]

[dramatic music]

- Our mommies and daddies can't fight that goblin alone.

Babies of the Playpen! all: Charge!