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[drumroll and cymbal crash]

- [coos and giggles]

[upbeat music]

- [chuckling]

- [groaning fretfully]

♪ ♪

[frog ribbits]

[both laughing]

♪ ♪

[car horn honks]

- [yowls] - Ta-da!

- [wails] - [chuckles]

♪ ♪

- Careful. Careful, Daddy.

Careful!

What's that?

- It's just a smudge. And it's gone now, see?

Remember, Princess, what you drive isn't who you are.

- I know you didn't mean that, Daddy.

[grunts] Keys, please!

[chuckles]

[music playing on car stereo]

[horn honks]

- Have a fun time. Be safe!

- Ha! We did it, guys!

We builded our Reptar TownCity!

- Explorer and a ballerina,

so she needs a sparkly tutu waterproof spacesuit

for her scuba dance recital!

- Slow down in the house, sweetie!

The babies are playing here.

- Okay, Aunt Didi!

Of course, today!

I'm driving her to the underwater space station

right now!

Some people don't understand the art of dance.

- [yelps]

- Chuckie, watch where I'm driving!

- Hmm. - Oh, hey, Aunt Didi.

- Angelica, you have to be much more careful.

It's not safe to talk on your toy phone when you drive.

- No phone, no problem!

- [barks]

[all gasping]

- [groans softly]

- It was Spike's fault! - [groans softly]

[dramatic music]

- Sweetie, we have something important to tell you.

- Remember, simple and clear.

- When, in the course of human events,

it becomes necessary

for one's driving privileges to be suspended--

- Huh? - Angelica.

We're taking your car away. For now.

[all gasp]

- What? You're taking my car?

You can't take my car!

I'm calling my mommy and daddy! And my lawyer!

- We already talked to your mommy and daddy

and we all agreed.

You need to learn to be a safer driver. Keys, please.

- [wails]

- ♪ Dee, doo, diddle-dy doo ♪

- Grandpa! The growed ups are taking my car!

- No wheels? Aww, that's not fair.

- Pop.

Don't you have a belt-weaving class at the senior center?

[phone chimes] Oh!

And I need to set up for my live-streaming vlog.

Stu, you can take care of the car

like we talked about, right?

- Uh, hey, Pops, you wanna help?

- I would, son, but you know the senior center.

If you're late all the good belt buckles are taken.

Not pretty. Hang in there, Sunshine.

♪ Da, doot, da, ditty, da, da, da ♪

♪ ♪

- Sorry about your car, Angelica.

- Ugh. It's not fair.

So I almost on accident hit a couple of you babies

and knocked over your block city.

She coulda given me a warning! Or lots of warnings!

- What's a warming?

- I dunno,

but if Angelica wants one, it must have chocolate.

- But you know what the worstest part is?

If it can happen to me, it could happen to you.

- What are you talking about, Angelica?

- You of all babies should know, Susie!

The bigger you get, the more growed-ups take things!

- Wait a minute.

Once the growed ups took away a giant stripey lollipop

for no real reason! And I only licked a half of it!

- That's what I'm trying to tell you. [screams]

My--my--my--my poor car!

Sitting out there alone.

Babies, this is bad.

- Live stream. Here we go!

- Hello! I'm Didi.

Welcome to the first episode of "Didi Does It."

Today, I'll be showing you

how to make a unique, fiber-wall hanging.

- Aw, Deed, you gotta try this pastrami sandwich.

It's from the best deli.

- And here's my best friend, Betty!

Betty, did you come by to help me on my live stream?

Which is currently happening?

- Oh! Uhhh, yeah. Sure. Let's go with that.

- Excellent! Ha! Let's gather materials!

- Cynthia, we can do this.

Maybe it's all right not to have a car for a little while.

We'll just learn to walk places again.

- Walking's not so bad, Angelica.

And when you get tired, you can always crawl!

- Yeah, we don't have cars.

- And we're happy.

- You're just like us now!

- I'm just like you now?

But I'm not a baby!

I have my own car! I can't go backwards.

What's next? Sleeping in a crib?

[sighs]

- No! Angelica, I never thought I'd say this

but we're gonna help you!

You will drive again. Come on!

- Making a calming art piece that invokes the beach

can help us unwind and relax.

- How about the wrapper from my sandwich?

'Cause nothing says beach like a good sandwich.

All natural. Kid friendly.

- [chuckles nervously] - Eh?

- Art is open to interpretation.

- Mm? - Somewhat.

- What do you think? It's your new Reptar wagon-car!

- It's almost a real car. How bad can it be?

[all straining]

Hey, babies! Can't this thing go any faster?

I need to feel the wind blowing in my hair!

[all straining]

- Ugh.

♪ ♪

Stop the car!

[all grunt]

- Susie, listen.

What if someone gave you a different,

not-as-yummy lollipop as the one the growed ups took?

But you got a chance

to go see your old, stripey lollipop again?

Even just for a minute. What would you do?

- Uh, I'd go see it?

- I knew you'd understand!

I just wanna go look at my real car, one more time.

Come with me!

- I guess just looking is allowed.

- I know I'm not a-pposed to drive it,

but I can touch it. Right?

- Well, I guess that won't hurt.

- Ohh. And I can sit in it!

- Uh, maybe that's not a good idea.

- [sniffs deeply]

I just want some o' that Cynthia Car smell.

- Angelica,

you're not thinking what I think you're thinking!

- The keys were just sitting there, like they were waiting

for me, saying, "Drive, Angelica! Drive!"

- Angelica!

♪ ♪

Where are we going?

- Who cares? I got my car back!

- Whoa!

- There she goes again!

- Watch out for--

Jerome the gnome.

- You said I should drive again, right?

Well here I am! - Not like this!

You're gonna get in trouble with the growed ups!

They might take your car away for good!

- Let 'em try! I'm never going back to the no-car life!

- Oh!

- Why's she driving round in circles?

- Hm, I dunno. My daddy says left turns are hard.

- Hang on!

♪ ♪

[cackles]

Finster's yard is wide, open spaces!

We're never going back to Tommy's yard!

♪ ♪

- Ha, ha, sure!

We can drive here all day and all night!

♪ ♪

- Susie, get real. We hafta go back sometime.

To eat. And change Cynthia's outfit.

And brush her horse's mane and tail.

- Right. But if you do go back,

the growed-ups will take your car.

So you might have to forget all of that.

- Well, Cynthia and her horse will be fine.

But I might get hungry!

- Chuckie keeps some carrot sticks under a bucket.

- Bucket snacks? Forget it! We'll get some food at Tommy's.

Then we'll hit the road.

♪ ♪

- How come Angelica's the one driving,

and I'm the one getting carsick?

♪ ♪

- Fluid, no barriers. I like it.

- [gasps] Pop! That was hours of work!

And-- [clears throat]

Well, we tried and that's a success in itself.

Bravo to all of us! Bye-bye! For now.

[tires squealing]

Angelica! You were driving?

- I'm stuck!

- This is a good time for Angelica

to learn an organic lesson

about the consequences of her actions.

- What does that mean? - Err, um.

- You're stuck.

- But what about my car?

- Maybe if you showed the growed ups

you can drive safer and slower, they'll let you drive again.

- Aunt Didi, Uncle Stu! I just had a great idea!

Maybe I could show you that I can drive safer and slower!

What was the rest of it? - You're on your own.

- And then maybe you could let me drive again!

[adults chuckle]

- Now between the cones. Slower.

Watch the gnome. And around Spike. Good!

[upbeat music]

- [grunts] - [panting]

- Angelica, it is a truth universally acknowledged

that a safe driver is--

- What Uncle Stu means is we're proud of you

for learning your lesson. You can have your car back.

- Yay!

♪ ♪

[chuckles] I learned my lesson all right.

Never let 'em catch me. We're on our way!

Don't start the underwater scuba ballet recital

without me and Cynthia!

[screams]

[suspenseful music]

Not my car!

[all giggling]

[upbeat music]

- Aw, just once, I wish all the bottles would fall down.

- Hold onto your dreams, Chuckie.

[doorbell ringing]

- Hi, Uncle Stu!

- Hey, bro. Where's your better half?

- Oh, Deed went to CheapCo with Betty

to stock up on household stuff.

- Like Neanderthals?

Why not stay home and order whatever you want from Duffy?

[Duffy chimes] - You rang?

- That reminds me.

I saw this cool, new toy online.

Gotta get it!

Duffy? I want to place an order.

- Of course. What would you like?

- Please send me a set of Sonic Nirvana Wireless Ultra

Noise-Cancelling Headphones.

- On the double, Mr. P.

- You're the best, Duffy!

- Oh, man. I thought I raised you boys better.

"Duffy, I want this. Duffy, send me that."

- I'm sorry. I don't understand.

- I wasn't talking to you.

It's all this vulgar consumerism.

Do we really need more toys? More clothes? More stuff?

- Sorry, Pop, you've lost me.

[doorbell rings]

- Delivery for Stu Pickles.

From our warehouse floor to your household door in minutes!

Whoa!

- [gasps] Daddy!

Uncle Stu just took the box from the man without paying!

He's a thief!

- Oh, they have our credit cards on file, Muffin.

You just ask, and poof, you got it!

Just like that genie in that movie, remember?

[phone buzzing]

- Stu, Chas.

Big news! The GigundoVision flat-screen

I ordered from Duffy just arrived!

But I could use a little help

connecting it to my Galactic Vision FunStation 25.

And also getting the foam peanuts off my sweater vest.

You know those things give me the creeps.

- Sure, buddy. Be right over!

- Chas got a GigundoVision?

I gotta see which model so I can get a better one.

Dad, you can watch the kids, right?

- Always happy to watch the sprouts.

- Great! C'mon, bro.

We can try out my awesome new headphones later.

[rock music playing] Oh! Mmm.

♪ [humming] ♪

♪ ♪

Ha! ♪ [humming] ♪

- Duffy genie? I want a new toy, too!

- How can I help?

- Um, can you send me Cynthia's Hawaiian Holiday Beach Hut?

- What fun! Confirmed.

- Wait! I want more.

Cynthia's Nail & Waxing Salon

and Princess Cynthia of Romania's Royal Palace!

- Right-o.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

- Nothing's happening.

- I thought the genie was magicals. Huh.

[doorbell rings]

- Delivery for Stu Pickles!

From our warehouse floor to your household door in minutes!

Uh--

- [chuckles] - Wow!

- That genie really is magical!

- Increbible!

- Let's get stuffs, too!

- Back off! He's my magical genie!

You want to play, play with these.

- C'mon, you guys.

Let's go finds our own magical genies!

♪ ♪

- Wow! This is amazing!

I'm not getting carsick, I'm not a'scared of heights

up here, and no birds are pooping on me!

[all shout]

- I said you dumb babies can play with those old boxes,

not these bubbles! They're mine!

Duffy genie, I'm bored. I want more toys.

- No, really? Well then, your wish is my command!

- Ha! You really get me. Let's see.

I want Cynthia's Dream Rugged SUV,

Cynthia's Martian Space Base,

and a "USS Cynthia" Aircraft Carrier!

- Confirmed.

- How long does it take a dumb genie

to send over all my important-- [doorbell rings]

Toys! Yay!

- From our warehouse floor to your--oh.

It's you again, little kid.

Uh, s'cuse me, mister. Is everything okay in here?

- Oh! It's better than okay. It's fantastic! Bye now!

♪ [humming] ♪

♪ ♪

- [gasps]

- I wonder where the genie keeps all this stuff?

- A big closet?

- Nah, I saw it on TV. A magical cave of fun stuff.

- Then what are we waiting for?

♪ ♪

all: Spike! [all grunt]

- Ah! It's the Magical Cave of Fun Stuffs!

- Say the magic words, my young friends,

to come inside my cave of stuff.

- Wait! A'fore, Angelica said the genie's name, 'member?

[clears throat] Open Fluffy!

[crickets chirping] [horse neighs]

- No, open Snuffy! - Scruffy!

- Open Eggface!

- That's not even close.

- Duffy! Open Duffy!

[Duffy chimes]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[all grunt]

- I changed my mind. Hmph!

- It's not fair.

- You're right, Susie.

We deserve to have a genie just as much as Angelica.

And I think I know just what to do.

Bring it in, babies.

- When we're done being evil, let's go to the beach!

- Hi, Angelica! Whatcha doin'?

- Ugh. Who me? Not much.

But evil mad scientist Dr. Cynthiastein

is making scary monsters that eat dumb babies for lunch!

[laughs] - [laughs]

That's funny. [laughter]

- It sure is.

- It's not funny! It's very, very funny!

[laughs]

That's 'cause I'm the funniest person on Earth!

[laughter]

- Okay, well, that's all. Buh-bye.

- Why do I waste my funny on babies?

- Uh, Mr. Duffy genie sir? Uh, please send us some toys!

- I'm sorry. I don't understand.

- We want some wishes, too! - Still not getting it.

[overlapping chatter]

- ♪ [humming] ♪

They look occupied. Oh, yeah!

- Hey, where'd my Duffy genie go?

[dramatic notes]

Ugh!

- Wish for peas on earth.

Genies like it when you do that.

- You're thinking of Santa Claus.

- You babies stolded him from me?

[all gasp]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Duffy, I wants more stuff!

[laughs]

- Take it. Take it all!

- [whinnies] - My horse!

- Open, Duffy! [Duffy chimes]

♪ ♪

- Look! The genie!

- C'mon, you guys!

♪ ♪

- Not so fast!

You'll never get this genie. He's all mine now!

And I'm the most powderful sorceress in the universe!

[cackles] - [whinnies]

- Oh, yeah?

Well, we're not a'scared of you,

even if you are a powderful scorceress!

'Cause all babies are borned equal!

And no baby is more important than the other!

And y'know what else? We don't care anymore!

'Cause--oh, 'cause we don't need a magicals genie.

So you can keep him and we'll just--

- That's all right. Pop's been watching them.

- Hi, kids! We're home!

[all gasp]

- [snorts]

- Tommy! - Pops!

- Princess?

♪ ♪

- When did you get all this stuff?

- [whinnies] [shutter clicks]

- Stu, Drew, can you please tell me what's going on?

- [whinnies]

- Uh. - I just got here.

- Angelica?

- Um, um, it was the babies!

I told them not to order all this junky stuff!

[babies babbling]

- Um, I mean, it was Grandpa.

He talked to that glow-y thing and ordered all this stuff!

- You were right, kiddo!

These headphones are incredible!

- Pop, did you order all these toys?

- Uh, let's not forget the miniature horse.

You can all see the horse, right?

- [whinnies]

- Maybe? I could've ordered it and not even known.

This is why you can't trust technology.

That Duffy gizmo is always listening to us.

- Duffy. [Duffy chimes]

Replay everything you heard in the last two hours.

- And I also want a Penelope Pudding-Head playset,

and a Cynthia's Pretty Prancing Ponies Carousel

and five Cray Cray Caterpillar action figures and--

- Duffy, stop. Angelica, you're grounded!

And all these toys are going straight to charity!

- Please, Daddy? Can I keep one toy?

Just one little itty, bitty toy?

- Well, okay, Princess.

- The mini horse! - [whinnies]

- Huh? No.

- No fair!

Why's that kid Charity get all my good stuff?

- Don't worry, Stu. I'll pay for everything.

Duffy, how much did all of this cost?

- Quick tally.

The grand total came to--

- [screams]