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As you can see, Christian doesn't have a chance against Mario.

We'll see about that first. Or come and play against me!

I'm filming, you asshole!

Hey everyone, this wanker just doesn't have it, do you hear?

That's why he left the field. What a faggot!

Behave yourselves, you wankers!

Shut up, at least I'm going to finish this.

Oh come on... Why so angry?

You must learn to lose, idiot.

How are you guys? Everything OK?

Let's take a look at the comments...

Oh... Camilla, baby. What a pretty picture of you!

There's Raul, the bad guy. Just kidding!

Thanks for your support.

Here is a comment from Mariela...

“Christian is so hot!”

I beg you!

When you see him in person, you'll be scared!

I am hotter.

Let's see... What else? Silvia!

Thanks for subscribing and liking. It helps us!

What are you waiting for? Subscribe to us! Stay tuned!

Subscribe and press the bell! That way you won't miss a stream.

My Tereré. I got it earlier. Tastes good.

Also... Ricardo.

“Your channel is really shit. Do horror stuff!”

If you don’t like our content,

then just don't look at it. Okay?

We just don't like horror. It's all fake anyway!

Everything okay?

Our friend is injured, let's take a look!

-Show me. Go on. -Wait man, that hurts like hell!

Shit! This looks serious!

We have to fix this before it gets worse!

-Let's go to the emergency room! -No, I'll do it.

Are you crazy?

My father is a doctor. I know how to do it. Show me.

-No! -Your finger shouldn't look like that.

-I know, bitch! You don't say! -Now let him do it!

-Does it hurt? -You won't feel it.

-Are you sure? -Trust me! Stay calm.

-Be careful. Be careful! -Breathe calmly. Go on.

Keep breathing. On three. Okay?

One two...

Shit!

-You didn't say three! -Now it's like new.

Asshole!

After crying and screaming like mad, our dear friend...

Christian is the picture of calm again, isn’t he?

Show me.

That's not what I meant.

He is angry.

Here, take it. Oh, you can't!

What the fuck?

-Who's angry now? -Just wait!

You idiot! Go and get the ball

Why? It's yours, right?

I didn't shoot him. Go get him back! Go on, do it!

Calm down, man...

Bum. Here are two balls for you!

-Go and get him, come on! -It's okay!

Is completed.

Not my problem.

Then climb over.

Hello.

Hello.

That's no use. It doesn't look like it's going to work.

Damn it...

-Yeah, what now, man? -Climb the wall.

Oh, man, hey...

If I die, it's your fault.

Hurry up!

Take a photo of me!

-We're live, you blockhead. -How is that?

Now do it!

-Hurry up, it's raining, man! -I will!

Aldo?

Aldo!

Christian.

Hey!

Stop this nonsense! Do you hear?

Hey!

Shit! Aldo!

What's wrong with you, man?

Don't get upset.

Asshole!

What's wrong? Did you shit yourself?

You're an idiot!

Show me your ass. You've shit yourself, haven't you?

Do you need a diaper? Such a wimp...

Where is my ball? My ball!

Don't know, haven't found it yet.

Don't kid me. Then you buy me a new one.

Stay calm. He's already showing up...

Christian was so scared. The plan worked!

That's something that's going to be in the next video, we can't keep that from you.

Moron!

He's really angry.

Let's look at the house... Let's explore a little.

Look at this. This garden is simply huge!

Maybe it belonged to a narco or something...

Hey! A ship, man!

That's a boat, idiot!

Shit!

What was that?

Maybe the wind. Come...

Hey! Come on, bum!

Shit!

Run, Christian!

Run! Run!

-Aldo. -What?

-Come here. -I'm busy.

-Come here, man. -All right...

What is it?

Here...

What is that?

Hey! Repeat that!

What the hell is that?

Hey!

That doesn't exist!

You did that?

-FX Pro, bro! -Oh shit!

That looks real, dude! Again...

Craziness! You are a genius!

Super good, man!

This was just for fun, I'll delete it.

Are you crazy? Let's upload this!

But that's not real?

Don't you understand, Christian?

Nothing on the screen is real, you realize that, right?

Do you think influencers really have such a great life?

This is all fake!

Hey.

Do you think collecting trash is fun?

I'm serious.

I'm really tired of digging through the trash!

And you can't get off your ass because you're selling on the Internet.

I need money to pay my rent.

And surely you too?

But nobody knows that, right?

In the videos we just laugh...

But no one knows what we really went through.

Lying is not good, but it works!

People pray for what they really want.

Believe me. Okay?

How do you know they want that?

Come on! Let's try it.

Whatever happens...

-What's up? -Aldo, where are you?

I'm playing football, can't you see that? We lead 2-0.

I'm working, man!

Man... give me the broom.

What is it?

Have you seen how many views our video has?

No, man. How many are there? Around 100?

Can you come to me?

What now?

Yes, of course!

Can you do it in an hour?

Really now?

How many?

Just come here.

-Why are you making such a secret about it? -Just come here! See you soon!

You're kidding me...

230,000 views?

In nine hours. Now refresh the page.

Watch it rise.

231,000?

Also...

1,000 views per minute?

Oh shit! That doesn't exist!

-That can't be true! -That's crazy!

Our last popular video only had 7,000 views.

Hey, how many likes does it have?

-100K. -What?

And followers?

Before 5,000, now 70,000.

-In nine hours, man! -In nine hours!

Pinch me! Pinch me!

-What? -Pinch me really hard, please!

We are famous, Christian!

230,000! This is incredible!

I'm not dreaming! This is the reality, Christian!

We are famous, Christian!

Can you imagine that? We are famous, Christian! Incredible.

-That's incredible. -I said, that's a good idea!

This is crazy. Crazy! I need a beer now!

Oh yes?

Yeah! What's up with you guys?

Christian and I are celebrating our success, maybe you have already seen it!

Here, take it!

Stupid, Stupid, Stupid...

Guys! This is just for you, okay? Check out this awesome party!

Let's see who's here! Okay, okay.

Come on here.

Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!

Christian! Christian! Christian!

This is crazy!

How are you guys? Are you OK?

I'm fine. What are you writing?

Don't write so blurry.

Just a minute, folks.

Oh shit, Aldo!

You always have to exaggerate. What are you doing here?

Pee...

Yes, I see that... Come on up.

- Christian! -And?

-Christian! -What is it?

Say hello to the camera. Christian, we're live!

What the...

Where is...

Hi guys. How are you?

Our last video had three million views in just five days!

This is a new record!

Christian... Christian.

Guys, Christian and I are eternally grateful to all of you.

Because honestly... everything we are experiencing right now is unbelievable!

Not true?

But... But...

All good things in life have a dark side.

That’s exactly what we want to talk to you about today!

So, in five minutes we will go live on our channel!

So don't miss it! Ciao!

Okay, Christian, we'll go live in five minutes.

Hey.

Hey, what's wrong with you?

I don't want to lie.

This is not a lie, Christian, it is a strategy, don't you understand?

Is this my text?

This is yours.

Hey.

We have been through a lot.

Time to look forward, right?

In order.

We are live in three... two... one...

The stream is online and people are already arriving.

Hey, how are you all?

Did you miss us?

I hope well? What about my fans? Our fans? People...

I'm going to prepare a nice cold Tereré now.

Christian is in command.

I'll be right back.

The horn is in the kitchen.

Do you want something too, Christian?

Hey, say something, people want to listen to you!

Not true?

I'm really sorry, guys. I'm distracted.

Sounds like you have something on your mind.

Also...

I've been experiencing strange things lately.

Maybe it sounds a bit ridiculous. But it's really true.

I have sleep paralysis.

Maybe you've heard of it before.

I'll explain it to you.

The body is in a state of sleep...

but the spirit remains awake.

And you can really see some weird things.

I hope you understand me?

Well, sometimes...

I see demons or ghosts.

They scare the shit out of me.

And the worst part is...

...that I try to move or say something, but I can't.

This feels really uncomfortable.

Damn man, that sounds crazy.

Okay, has this ever happened to you?

Anyone?

“No, not yet, and you, Aldo?”

No, guys, that hasn't happened to me either, but...

something else happened to me.

And that was yesterday at three o'clock in the morning.

I tried to sleep.

And suddenly someone called my name. Really loud, really loud.

Aldo! Aldo!

I jumped up and ran to the door.

But no one was there.

I don't believe in that shit, but this really makes me doubt!

The craziest thing about it is...

Since we have been in this house...

all these things happen.

Right?

And.

One thing is certain.

The house has something to do with it.

And we want to find out what.

So, folks... A new challenge for you!

This video gets at least 500,000 likes... 500,000, yeah?

Then both of us, Christian and I,

enter the house again, at night!

We take a tour and film everything.

Does that sound good? Yes? Any objections?

Everything depends on you. 500,000.

Your decision. Bye!

Hey!

Hey!

The challenge was a success, 500,000 likes in less than ten hours!

Yeah man... Cool.

Shall we go through with it?

I don't think so. It wouldn't be good to go back into the house.

What's wrong with you, Christian?

We don't have any other choice, do we, man?

I don't want to go in there again either.

But half a million people are now waiting for this one moment.

The first video had three million views!

Just imagine how many there will be now!

This was always our dream.

Or?

This will change our lives.

And what are we supposed to do in this house anyway?

I have an idea.

I'm preparing something.

Give me an hour, okay?

See you soon!

-What do you have in there? -Things to improvise.

We'll think of something.

Hey... Shall we use the cell phone?

No, we'll take the camera.

My smartphone doesn't film very well at night.

And can we also stream with it?

No, you idiot, first we have to edit it on the computer.

Okay...

You are a genius, Christian.

Pst! Hey! Christian!

What is it?

How do I record?

The camera is already recording.

But you can't see anything.

Guys, we are currently preparing for the challenge.

Christian takes care of the camera batteries.

Look at this handsome guy. Say hello.

So hot...

Tonight... is the night of the ghosts.

It is two o'clock in the morning.

We are currently on our way to the house.

Say Hello, Aldo.

Okay, guys, we're going to go in there for you now.

Whatever happens...

It's your turn!

Christian? How does that work?

Got it already!

-Go on! -Yes, of course!

Damned.

-Shit! -What is it?

You can't be serious!

What a genius!

You broke it.

-Damn it! -Just get a new one.

Take the camera!

I can see the house!

Aldo!

-What? -This way.

Gib her!

Okay.

-Is it running? Okay. -Yes.

Okay, guys!

We made it.

We're in!

After half an eternity...

we finally figured out how to get in.

You really have to pay close attention now.

Nobody knows what might happen in here.

Ready?

Then let's go!

Come on, this way.

Aldo!

-Hey! -What is it?

Here long.

We are currently in a really huge hall.

No matter where you look, everything is extremely elegantly designed.

Our first impression of the house is...

and I am sure of that...

The owner was damn rich!

This is insane!

Look at this...

This is really just unbelievable!

No electricity.

No water.

It's deserted, idiot! That's obvious!

Rich people use well water, so at least it would be possible!

Maybe just the line is broken.

You're probably right...

Aldo! Your flashlight!

Aldo!

What the fuck?

You're a fucking asshole!

You should have seen your face. My idea works.

-Christian! -That was a shitty idea!

Give me the flashlight.

Yesterday, Penner.

What are you doing?

I'll move it again.

Why? I already recorded it.

Now let's do it right. That was just a test!

Shit test!

You almost peed your pants. Hey!

-What? -You open the door.

And when you come in... you talk a little to the camera

and if you hold on to the chair, I will pull the string.

Then you call me and I will come to you.

Then you excitedly tell me what you saw. OK?

-Anyway... -Okay, let's try it.

Okay.

Are you ready?

Let's go!

Still exploring...

Let's see...

Everything is dirty...

An old chair...

Aldo!

Aldo!

-Was that you? -No.

Don't kid me. Who else?

I don't know, man. It wasn't me. Something pulled on the string and broke it.

Are you kidding me?

The door was closed...

Give it here. Give me the camera, you take the lamp.

Who used the conditioner?

What was that?

That came from there!

-Are you sure? -Yes, absolutely sure.

The picture!

This is really strange!

Shit!

Aldo... We have to get out of here, now!

Don't be such a coward! We're already in, so let's keep going!

Are you crazy? Apparently we are not alone!

So what?

If someone tries to steal the camera, we'll take care of them.

What if that is not “someone”?

What else could it be, buddy? A ghost?

Was?

Don't tell me you suddenly believe in this shit...

What about the chair?

-You said something was pulling on the string! -Oh shit...

I don't care who or what it was...

But there's something weird about this house and I don't want to find out what!

I don't want to find out either, buddy.

But more than a million people are waiting for this video, Christian!

Then chairs fly around. You know what?

I'm happy to accept it because I know it will be worth it in the end!

Aside from that...

it is better if the fear is real...

Stop... This is not funny!

We're already on the dance floor, so let's just dance.

You're crazy.

I'd rather be crazy and rich than sane and poor.

Okay, folks. This is the second time we've...

The third.

This is the third paranormal activity we have seen.

We're both scared shitless, guys.

Look...

I have goosebumps.

But we will continue for you!

Well, this must have been the main hall at some point.

Look at it.

Hey, I always wanted to learn to play the piano.

Listen...

Thank God you didn't!

Asshole.

Aldo!

Oh shit!

Unbelievable! What a rooftop terrace, man!

-It's an attic, you idiot. -Whatever!

Aldo!

-What is it? -The door!

Aldo. Look at the harp!

This must have been the master bedroom.

Just look...

Is that blood?

Christian! Come here!

A pool in the bathroom!

Pool? That's a jacuzzi!

Whatever!

Shit.

This is bigger than my whole room.

A bathroom within a bathroom. Crazy!

Look at the idiot.

What are you doing here?

Leave me alone, Christian!

I have never been in a jacuzzi.

But there isn't even any water in it.

I don't give a shit, man!

I can imagine it exactly.

That's where my bed will go.

There's the TV.

This is going to be great, man!

People...

If I'm lucky...

and the spirits will like me...

then I'll move in here.

Promised.

What is that?

-Are you recording? -Yes!

Do you feel that?

What?

It is colder now.

Is anyone here?

Hey! Stop it! This isn't funny.

-Come out and show yourself! -Stop shouting, Aldo!

You're only making it worse!

Aldo?

That doesn't exist.

Aldo!

Aldo!

Hey! Why did you run away?

-Didn't you see that? -Of course! But I didn't run away.

Why should I stay there? You can go back up! Come on, go!

Hey, hey. Hey! Calm down Christian!

We talked about it, Christian!

We both know why we are here!

We have the camera with us for a reason!

We have to record this.

-No reason to be scared. -We wanted to fake it.

-That's something completely different! -What should we do?

Do you want to take your camera and run away?

Don't you understand that this is a huge opportunity for us, Christian?

Hang on a little longer, buddy. Pull yourself together, man!

I don't like what's happening here. Seriously.

Me neither, Christian.

But we are in this together.

I'd rather just sit in my room, watch movies and jerk off!

But no, I'm here with you!

This is a dream. Our big dream, Christian!

Hey... buddy...

Nothing in life is free, right?

Everything has its price.

And now? What happens next?

Good boy! Go!

Do you hear?

And...

-Turn that off! Turn off the light! -What?

-Give me the camera! Give it to me! -What do you see?

I'll say it for the last time. Take your medicine!

I don't want to!

-That's not a request, you take it now! -I don't want that, I'm not sick!

-Do I have to hit you again, Lukas? -Mom!

-You take it now, no arguments! -No!

-You do what I say! -But I'm scared!

-What are you afraid of? -I don't want him to watch me!

Who is watching you?

-Damn shit! -What is it?

Is that your ball?

Hey! What the hell?

This is not good, man, we have to go now!

-Who is that? -Be quiet!

I don't know, but it didn't look like a ghost.

What the hell was that?

Real people live here.

Do you really believe?

Who are you?

What are you doing here?

Listen. We just wanted to look around.

We thought no one lived here anymore.

We don't want any trouble.

Now you have some.

We are sorry for bothering you.

We just want to get away from here!

What the fuck?

Where did she go?

I do not know!

But we have to go now!

Yes, let's go!

Go on!

Be careful!

Shit... Completed!

-What is it? Shit... -What should we do now?

We were locked up!

Why did I ever listen to you!

How was I supposed to know?

Shut your mouth!

Shut up or I'll shut you up!

Shit...

I have to think! Think...

-Hey! Your phone! Your phone! -What? Yeah, okay. Okay.

-Take the camera! -Come on, hurry up!

Here it is.

Go on, Aldo!

Hello? My name is Aldo Ramírez...

I am locked in a house with a friend and we need help immediately.

We may be witnesses to a murder, help us!

-Address... Address? -Artigas!

Artigas. Artigas and Pedro Juan Caballero!

Please... It's a house with a high wall...

Yes... hello?

-Hello? -Aldo! What is it?

What a crap!

We have no time to lose! Aldo! Come... Come now!

-Locked. -Come, here...

Lights out, lights out!

What is he planning?

I don't know...

-He forgot the keys. Yes. -Really? Let's go then!

Aldo, hurry up!

He sat down.

Hey, let's go upstairs.

Maybe we can get out of this.

Shit...

And what now?

-Come on! I have an idea. Follow me! -What are you planning to do?

-Come here! -What are you doing? No, don't!

Christian!

Come here, man!

Hurry up, come here!

The light, the light!

You could have warned me earlier, man!

-Shut up! He's coming! -It's okay.

-Shit... -Quiet...

Agrippino!

Ramona? What are you doing here?

-Why did you kill him? -What?

You are pathetic!

What do you want to tell me, Ramona?

Get to the point!

You killed my brother!

He had nothing to do with it!

How should I know?

I don't see who I'm killing!

We are only following the general's orders.

This is my job.

Do you understand?

One day...

One day you will get caught!

And you will pay for every soul!

And who will get me?

I asked you a question, you bitch!

I'll bury you in the basement... With your brother!

She killed him!

And.

Where the hell are we?

She's gone! We have to get out of here immediately!

What are you planning to do?

We don't have time to think. Just trust me!

Christian!

Come on, come on!

Come on, man!

Be careful!

It's your turn, come on!

Come on, Christian, give me the camera!

-Hurry up! -I'll do it!

Come on now, go!

Shit, that's slippery!

Go ahead!

The, the, the, the.

Are you okay? I got you.

Go on, go on!

Aldo!

Aldo! Help me!

Christian!

Christian!

No, no, no, no!

Let him go!

Damned!

Christian!

Be strong, Christian! Don't give up!

I will come back!

I'll get help, man!

No, No, No!

Shit!

Open up!

Shit, damn it!

No, no, no! Help!

Open the door!

Get me out of here! Help me!

Get out of there!

What are you doing in my house?

Please, lady, let us out of here.

We are not bad people. We are never coming back.

But please let us go!

What's your name?

Aldo!

Nice name. What's the camera for, Aldo?

I take videos, but it doesn't record.

I turned it off.

We like you, Aldo!

Say...

Do you like playing with ghosts, Aldo?

No, please don't! Madam! Don't kill me!

I don't want to die like this. I'm sorry...

Mami?

Let's play!

Christian?

Christian!

Mist!

What the hell...

Christian!

Christian, can you hear me?

Shit...

Oh shit...

Christian!

What did they do to you, man?

Are you doing well?

Was?

-Run away. -I won't go without you.

Can you walk?

Run away before they catch you!

Christian!

Run away!

Christian!

What did they do to you?

What did they do to you?

Christian!

Christian?

No, No, No!

Leave me alone!

Help!

Help!

Help! He wants to kill me! Help me! I don't want to die!

No, No!

Leave me alone! Leave me alone!

Stop, no! Please!

Well finally!

Oh my God.

I live...

I am alive!

What did they do to you?

My brother...

Christian, my brother...

Christian...

Christian...

Christian...

Christian!

Excuse me, may I pass?

Christian!

You are alive!

Be strong, man!

Everything will be fine again!

Thanks...

Thanks.

Thanks...

Thank you... thank God!

Nobody will believe this!

Nobody!

The camera!

People...

If I'm lucky...

and the spirits will like me...

then I'll move in here.

Promised.

Mr Christian Guzman.

What did you do in this house?

I do not know.

Can you tell us what happened?

I don't remember.

The police found a camera on the premises.

Maybe these pictures will help you remember.

What do you think?

-Fucking shit! -What did you see?

Is that your ball?

-What was that? -That's not good!

We have to leave!

Help! Help! Help! He wants to kill me!

Help me! I don't want to die!

No, No!

Leave me alone! Leave me alone!

Stop, no! Please!

Hi guys! How are you? This is Yami and on camera...

Your friend Topo!

Don’t forget to like and comment!

As promised, you can guess three times where we are right now!

Dam, dam, dam... At the House of Horrors!

The house that two well-known YouTubers entered

and were then probably possessed by ghosts.

Spoiler alert: They killed each other!

Do you want to know what's in the house?

Follow me! We'll check.