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[heavy metal singing]
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D'oh!
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(children cheering)
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Thanks to
Lisa Simpson's tireless
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and tiresome advocacy,
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Springfield will
now be providing
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free LED light bulbs
to every household.
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I can use the money I saved
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to pay for these louder bullets.
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I applause Springfield
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for finally embracing
a progressive idea.
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Whoa, nelly! It's a
progressive idea?
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Well, now I hate it.
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You can have my incandescents
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when you unscrew them
from my cold, dead lamps.
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But this is for a good cause.
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The planet or film
preservation or whatnot.
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[indistinct chatter]
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People, don't let
our divisiveness
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turn this into
another Big Gulp riot.
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-[indistinct arguing]
-[glass shatters]
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There's so much anger
and hostility around us.
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Where does all this
negativity come from?
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More importantly, where
does all the rage go?
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And in the culture wars,
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a new battle is being fought
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in the town of Springfield,
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where they're coming
after your light bulbs.
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What's next-- your
truck's testicles?
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Mrs. Butterworth's ample bosom?
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-Yeah! -Yeah!
-Aw, come on.
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You know what I think?
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I think the far-light crazies
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need to check
their watt privilege.
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-Well, that's correct. -Okay?
-Yeah, very much so.
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[roars]
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[cheering]
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[cheering, whooping]
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Go, monster! Crush
that sculpture garden.
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Wait, Bart, you're
a right-winger?
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Nah, I'm mostly just anti-you.
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And anti-saxophone garbage.
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And pro wrecking
stuff that helps people.
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So that's a yes.
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People, don't you see?
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This monster is a
physical manifestation
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of your fear and hate.
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Look what your red
rage has created.
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[roars]
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Darn it.
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-[cheering]
-Go, monster.
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The destruction's one thing,
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but do these
coastal elite monsters
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have to be so smug?
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He's gonna destroy that
factory and end gun violence.
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[phones ringing, beeping]
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"Friend, Blue Monster here.
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"Are you as concerned as I am
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"about the Senate
race in Nevada?
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"Donate to Act Blue Monster."
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Ugh.
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[steel worker] Oh, be nice.
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Um, ladies and gentlemen,
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I have had a brilliant idea.
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Well, that's just not
the same, now, is it?
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Now, I have invented
a humungous robot
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that will combat these
political monstrosities,
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but which can only be powered
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by togetherness.
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Specifically, by the
love of two siblings
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working in perfect harmony.
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I'm a mechanical engineer
and my brother is a Navy SEAL.
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We'd be honored to--
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Oy, oy. Well, I guess those
two little twerps over there
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will have to do.
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[Bart] For the
record, I still think
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everything you
stand for is lame.
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But... robots!
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You suck at this.
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[Lisa] No, you suck at this.
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Great, you just smushed Otto.
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[Lisa] Ew, gross.
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If we can't get along,
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then what chance
does society have?
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Divisiveness has
made the world go mad.
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I'm surprised there
are only two monsters.
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[screeches]
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Look, it's Dad.
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[whimpers]
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Aah!
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Aah! Oh, giant donut,
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I'm sorry I ate all your babies!
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Come on, Lis,
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if we can both laugh at
a fat guy stuck in a donut,
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we can work together
and kick some ass.
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It's time to go take these
cable news fear monsters down,
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playground-style.
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[roaring]
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Noogie power!
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What do you get when you
mix red and blue nurples?
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Purple.
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[cheering]
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Ding-dongs of Springfield,
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we've stopped these
monsters for now,
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but if we allow them to keep
feeding on our fear and rage,
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they'll come back even stronger.
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The only way to beat them
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is to remember what
we all have in common
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and reject the echo chambers
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of cable news and social media.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[creature roaring]
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[Lisa] Well, I guess
civilization had a good run.
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Did it?
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Concert halls were nice.
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Trampoline gyms.
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[Lisa] Internet was
a mistake, though.
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[Bart] Mm, probably.
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♪ ♪
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[caws]
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Work in Mr. Burns' corn
syrup plant is done for the day.
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-[cheering]
-Woo-hoo! Yay!
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Work building Mr. Burns'
mansion begins for the night.
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[all] Aw.
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Is this house ever
gonna be finished?
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My father and grandfather
died working on this place.
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[Carl] That's a lot to read.
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Come on, guys, it's not so bad.
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After all, tonight is the
company Thanksgiving dinner.
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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
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Welcome to my elaborate
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and needlessly
whimsical mansion-ola.
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Dinner is served.
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[Lenny] Odds and Bodkins!
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I've never seen such
a sumptuous repast.
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Ah, bup, bup,
bup, bup, bup, bup.
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Before we dine, a little
Thanksgiving tradition.
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A wishbone pull.
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If you win, this feast is yours.
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If I win, no weekends
or holidays off
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ever again, starting today.
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[all] Deal!
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Send out your best pull-man.
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Leave it to me, lads.
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You're looking at the four-time
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Aberdeen Bone-Yanking Champion.
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[grunting]
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You've prepared the
wishing furcula so I can't lose?
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Scored and ready, sir.
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On the count of three.
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One, two, three.
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[crackles]
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[cheering]
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You want your feast, have at it.
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My peas!
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[grunting]
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[groans] That was worth it.
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Dinner's over. Get back to work.
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[Agnes] You old fool.
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A promise made upon a
Thanksgiving wishbone
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must never be broken.
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Ah. That's just
an old wives' tale.
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This has nothing to
do with our divorce.
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Now you are cursed
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to be tormented by the
souls of all you have wronged
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till the end of your days.
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Now I remember
why I married you.
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[chuckles]
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[both moaning]
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Still cursed.
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[moaning]
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Hungry.
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Corn syrup.
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[grunting]
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[exclaims]
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Ow!
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Mmm.
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Aah!
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[screaming]
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Ah, all alone on the holidays.
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Perhaps a sip of bi-hydrogenated
oxygen before bed.
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[glass shatters]
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Who's there? Show yourself.
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[glass shatters]
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Must have been the wind.
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Yes, an indoor wind.
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Completely natural.
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Supernatural, even.
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A pair of normal occurrences.
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[scratching]
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What is that eerie scratching?
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[scratching continuing]
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[exclaims]
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-[exclaims]
-[gargling moan]
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Hungry.
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Aah!
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Pull yourself together, man.
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-Jump scare!
-Aah!
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Jump scare!
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[panting]
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Moe scare!
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Where's my peas?
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Aah!
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Ex-wife!
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[exclaiming]
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[grunts, panting]
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[gargling moan]
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Hungry. Aah!
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-Aah!
-Aah!
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You guys really scared me.
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All right, don't worry, okay?
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That's all over now.
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[exhales]
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-Jump scare!
-Aah!
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[gasps]
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[ghosts] Hungry.
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So hungry.
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Of course. I can end this curse
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by simply giving
these fellows dinner.
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-[ghosts moaning]
-[exclaims]
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Here, my peckish vapors.
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Sate thy satanic hunger
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and slake thy unholy thirst.
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[Burns] Ech!
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Hungry! Hungry!
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The only dish that
will fill our bellies
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is your soul.
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[panting]
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You starved your
workers and made millions,
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selling the corn syrup
that will embiggen
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an unsuspecting nation
for generations to come.
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[Burns gasps]
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[moaning]
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You can't eat my soul if
it's already been set ablaze
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in corn oil.
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Farewell, you
hectoring specters.
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You can't torment
me if I'm dead.
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Oh, I forgot about Hell.
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Aah!
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Cash bar at my funeral.
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Good Lord,
Wayland, look at this.
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What could have driven such
a great man to burn himself
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and the house he loved?
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And on the day after
Thanksgiving, too.
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Truly, it will
henceforth be known as
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Black Friday.
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A day that will
serve as a warning
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to never mistreat workers again,
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no matter how good the deal is.
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[bone snaps]
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♪ ♪
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Mm. Mm.
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I don't know, Barney.
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I've never really
been a jeans guy.
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Come on, Homer. A
swinging bachelor like you
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needs flashy pants.
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Don't you want to have a
shot with that cute waitress?
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Who am I kidding?
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There's not a pair of
pants in the universe
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that'll make her give a
loser like me the time of day.
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Oh, they don't make
blubber-positive jeans
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for guys with my curves.
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Oh, wait.
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How'd I miss those?
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Amazing.
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You can see where my butt ends
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and my legs begin,
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instead of being one big blah.
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Time to take this
sexy ass for a spin.
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I don't know what to say to her.
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[deep voice] Why don't
you tell her how attractive
272
00:13:43,130 --> 00:13:45,540
you find her vulnerable,
uncovered legs?
273
00:13:45,710 --> 00:13:47,140
[gasps] Who said that?
274
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[deep voice] I did.
275
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[gasps] My jeans?
276
00:13:53,330 --> 00:13:55,220
I'll take all the
cash in the register.
277
00:13:55,220 --> 00:13:57,480
And is that a
chocolate chip scone?
278
00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,150
-Raisin.
-[groans]
279
00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:00,410
No, just the cash.
280
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,650
Oh, I should do
something heroic.
281
00:14:02,670 --> 00:14:05,000
But my raging cowardice
makes that difficult.
282
00:14:05,230 --> 00:14:07,400
Wait, what's happening?
283
00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:09,260
[whimpering]
284
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,180
Passing out.
285
00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:15,500
Denim... softer than it looks.
286
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:16,590
[groans]
287
00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,080
You saved me.
288
00:14:18,170 --> 00:14:19,850
I did? I did.
289
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,170
I guess heroism
290
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:22,520
-is in my genes.
-[sirens wailing]
291
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,980
[deep voice] The
fuzz! We got to leg it.
292
00:14:25,770 --> 00:14:26,730
Whoa! [grunts]
293
00:14:29,510 --> 00:14:31,610
[exclaiming]
294
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,200
Hey, nice jeans.
295
00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:36,740
Thanks! They're new!
296
00:14:43,270 --> 00:14:46,420
What the hell is going on?
297
00:14:47,530 --> 00:14:49,550
[deep voice] Calm down, Homer.
298
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,630
I am Denim.
299
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,420
A bio-adaptive symbiote.
300
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,210
-A symbi-what?
-I'm magical pants, okay?
301
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,040
I've traveled from
my home planet--
302
00:15:00,060 --> 00:15:01,470
Wrang-lor, in the 501 Galaxy--
303
00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:04,640
because it is in the throes
of a climate catastrophe.
304
00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:07,140
Toxins have leached
into our precipitation,
305
00:15:07,290 --> 00:15:11,150
turning my kind into
acid-washed jeans.
306
00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:12,480
But isn't that cool?
307
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:13,970
It's never been cool.
308
00:15:14,060 --> 00:15:15,820
It's made us weak, unsightly,
309
00:15:15,940 --> 00:15:17,970
and worst of all: dated.
310
00:15:18,060 --> 00:15:19,320
To survive on your planet,
311
00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:21,730
our species requires
a human host.
312
00:15:21,810 --> 00:15:23,820
And my host is you.
313
00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:25,480
Your undercarriage is so wide
314
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:28,710
and your methane
exhausts so nourishing.
315
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,000
[exclaims]
316
00:15:31,090 --> 00:15:32,910
One chili dog, extra beans.
317
00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:35,260
Yeah, you got
it, talking crotch.
318
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:38,010
But what if I don't
want to be your host?
319
00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:40,010
What's in it for my butt?
320
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:41,430
I can give you the thing
321
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:44,250
you want most in the world.
322
00:15:44,270 --> 00:15:46,100
♪ ♪
323
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,670
Let your jeans do the talking.
324
00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:50,440
[grunting]
325
00:15:50,610 --> 00:15:53,020
Uh, would you like to dance?
326
00:15:53,170 --> 00:15:54,950
Well, you did save my life,
327
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:57,490
but no thank you.
328
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,030
Oh, my God.
329
00:16:01,110 --> 00:16:03,180
I'm doing it. I can dance!
330
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,850
Don't do that. Never do that.
331
00:16:04,870 --> 00:16:06,370
Right, sorry.
332
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,590
♪ ♪
333
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:22,550
I've never seen such
amazing leg dancing before.
334
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:25,050
I didn't even bother
to look at your top half,
335
00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:27,150
but I'm sure it
was just as good.
336
00:16:27,370 --> 00:16:29,300
Seal the deal. Dip her.
337
00:16:29,470 --> 00:16:32,150
[whispers] I only
know how to dip chips.
338
00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,490
Whoa!
339
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:38,220
[both moaning]
340
00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:41,040
[Marge grunting]
341
00:16:42,410 --> 00:16:45,460
Uh, will you excuse
me for a second?
342
00:16:46,910 --> 00:16:48,320
You got me this far.
343
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,820
Why don't you let her
get to the good stuff?
344
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:53,010
I cannot be disengaged
from my host for long
345
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:55,010
or I'll perish, but don't worry,
346
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:58,590
I will help you complete
your mating ritual.
347
00:16:58,740 --> 00:17:00,500
[exhales]
348
00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:02,910
That was the most amazing
349
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,520
outercourse of my life.
350
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:07,500
Well, I like to think I'm
something of an expert
351
00:17:07,670 --> 00:17:09,760
at friction-based rub-a-dub.
352
00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:11,570
Oh, you are.
353
00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:15,420
Homer is so sweet.
354
00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:17,260
But he won't take his pants off.
355
00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:18,530
It's been two months.
356
00:17:18,610 --> 00:17:22,370
Tell him to drop jeans
and fulfill your dreams.
357
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,600
I'm so happy I moved in.
358
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,690
But it does kind of
bother me that you and I
359
00:17:26,770 --> 00:17:29,710
have been stuck between
second and third base.
360
00:17:29,860 --> 00:17:31,360
Sexually.
361
00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:33,100
Honey, let's sit and talk.
362
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,290
You deserve to
know the truth about
363
00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:36,220
what's really been going on.
364
00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:37,700
You see...
365
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,590
Oh...
366
00:17:41,390 --> 00:17:43,220
Do you not see
what Marge is doing?
367
00:17:43,370 --> 00:17:44,950
She's trying to break
up a great team.
368
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,890
Look, Denim, we've had
some laughs, danced,
369
00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:49,140
leg-strangled a guy,
370
00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:51,560
and I could have never
gotten Marge without you.
371
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:55,050
There's no easy way to
say this, but maybe it's time
372
00:17:55,130 --> 00:17:57,630
for me to fart in other pants.
373
00:17:57,650 --> 00:18:00,560
No, no, no. Homer,
don't break up with me.
374
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,060
No one will ever
flatter your ass like I do.
375
00:18:03,230 --> 00:18:06,060
I'm gonna shut up this voice
in my head and in my pants
376
00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:08,250
the only way I know how.
377
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,590
[snoring]
378
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,170
He's passed out.
379
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,720
This might be my only chance.
380
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:26,600
I got you a little surprise.
381
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,010
Aah! Khakis?
382
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:29,440
Where are my jeans?
383
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:31,920
Where they belong: in
the washing machine.
384
00:18:31,940 --> 00:18:33,940
And I really love how you look
385
00:18:34,090 --> 00:18:36,180
in these sexy, beige, dad pants.
386
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,610
You don't know what you've done!
387
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:40,840
[Denim shouting]
388
00:18:40,930 --> 00:18:42,620
Never wash
389
00:18:42,770 --> 00:18:44,600
quality Denim!
390
00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:45,600
[gasps]
391
00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:47,940
Aah! These Dockers
meant nothing.
392
00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:49,270
They came on to me.
393
00:18:49,370 --> 00:18:50,850
What the hell's happening?
394
00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:52,960
Homer is my host, not yours.
395
00:18:53,140 --> 00:18:54,940
And you're about to die!
396
00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:55,960
[both gasp]
397
00:18:56,110 --> 00:18:57,760
-[whimpers]
-[exclaiming]
398
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:01,860
-[grunting]
-Ow! Ow! Ow!
399
00:19:01,950 --> 00:19:03,430
Stop that!
400
00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:05,970
Aah! Acid.
401
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:09,310
So painfully '80s.
402
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,200
Run, Marge, run!
403
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,350
Run from my pants!
404
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:17,190
-Aah!
-Aah!
405
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,380
[Denim] Stitching stretched.
406
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,990
Rivets popping.
407
00:19:25,070 --> 00:19:27,310
Ech! So hairy.
408
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,550
Like being on a sweaty cactus.
409
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,330
-Aah!
-These aren't my moves, man.
410
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:34,910
Not my moves.
411
00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:36,340
[exclaiming]
412
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,500
[grunting]
413
00:19:41,230 --> 00:19:43,570
No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
414
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,300
[whimpers]
415
00:19:46,910 --> 00:19:48,600
-Aah! [grunting]
-[growling]
416
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,340
Stop! I'm never gonna
417
00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:56,430
let anything come
between us again.
418
00:19:57,340 --> 00:19:59,920
These past weeks have
been the best of my life.
419
00:20:00,090 --> 00:20:02,090
I can't live without you.
420
00:20:02,090 --> 00:20:03,350
Oh, Homie.
421
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:05,490
I love you, too.
422
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:07,260
Uh, yeah.
423
00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:08,870
I wasn't talking to you.
424
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:09,870
Yes!
425
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:12,020
Thank you, Jeansus.
426
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,100
Deep down,
427
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,880
I knew it all along. [sniffles]
428
00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:18,210
Really?
429
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:21,460
Have you stopped
following her on Facebook?
430
00:20:21,610 --> 00:20:23,310
Yes.
431
00:20:23,310 --> 00:20:25,380
-No.
-Thank you for being honest.
432
00:20:25,610 --> 00:20:27,950
It was nice of
you to let her live.
433
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:31,040
Well, my species will need
as many hosts as possible.
434
00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:32,710
Wait, what?
435
00:20:32,790 --> 00:20:34,790
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00:21:29,530 --> 00:21:31,330
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