Original subtitles

A friend once told me about these fat Russian guys

who sunbathe all year round, even in the cold.

They are called "walruses."

I think Grandpa was a walrus, too.

But he's dead now.

What the hell are we doing on a beach, in October?!

Her whims are driving me nuts.

What's the point--

It made me feel really confident.

- I told him it wasn't true. - I totally put him in his place.

Yeah, right.

- I took some pictures in the crematorium. - That's sick!

- Jade, show me! - Check it out.

Look at this guy...

- Show it to me! - Get off me!

- Do you hear me?! - Let me see!

Beat it!

Can't he leave us alone?

Mum, she's at it again...

What?

Mother, are you gonna make a scene every 100 meters?

- Give me the bag! - No way.

But we're almost there.

- Fine, we're going back home. - No!

Neuneu? Neuneu!

- Neuneu! - Stop it, he's here somewhere.

Neuneu!

Here.

Damn it, Marius!

GRANDPA WALRUS

Mother, are we there yet?

How long did he stay here?

What is this crap?! This is no place to bring kids to!

Who would think of sunbathing in this dumpster of a beach!

God, what have I done to you that you have cursed me with such parents?

That's one crazy family...

Yep.

- Grandpa was pretty cool. - What are you talking about?

Knock it off! You're disgusting!

Shit, no signal. Mum, are we going back soon?

I wouldn't count on it. The madame has to do her thing.

She has to say her prayers and stuff.

All she cares about are the cigarette butts.

Build a cigarette shrine, while you're at it.

Mother, give it to me!

I forbid you! God damn it!

Get her!

Give me the urn!

What a disaster!

Let it go!

Grandpa...

We ate Grandpa.

That's so gross!

Marius, let's go for a walk.

Looks like she's up to something big.

Oh my, it'll take her forever.

- Let's play! - Great idea! Go fetch your bag!

OK!

Let's bail. Quick!

Why the hell is she torturing me?

As if Dad wasn't enough.

Have a rest, Olivia. You deserved it.

It's OK. Everything's gonna be fine.

We're in this together. We'll make it.

Nothing to worry about.

I'm cold. Aren't you done yet?

Stop fussing about! Isn't it warm down there?

It isn't! Hurry up. It's really cold.

You have to be patient if you want to have really big tits.

Where the hell are you going?!

Grandpa?

Grandpa!

Marius!

Marius, it's all right.

Neuneu, Neuneu!

Girls, are you all right? What happened?

Nothing. We're fine.

Marius, calm down.

We'll buy you a new one.

Well...

Someone's not peeing tonight.

- Mum! - Let's go back.

Grab your bags. Mother! We're leaving!

Can you carry Marius?

English translation by johnnydeep