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EMMY: I'm sorry.

I'm sorry this has taken so long to do.

There was...

never a good time.

Um...

So, my mom...

Yeah, my mom, she was, uh...

She was something.

A real... firecracker.

Explosive, for sure.

To know her was to love her.

But also to be judged by her.

I mean, she was, um...

She was kind of a cunt, right?

[crowd groans]

-Um...

Well, that-- that word has been So, um..., though.

It's, uh... it's not such a bad thing.

Uh...

Anyway, um...

What was I saying? Um...

Right!

[clears throat] To, uh, to quote Wordsworth...

"A lovelier flower on Earth was never sown."

Um...

I am actually allergic to flowers.

-Thank you, Emmy, for those...

lovely words...

about our mother.

-Okay, um...

JUDE: Rabbi?

JAY: You did great.

And the quote worked.

COLE: Do you have a concussion?

-I have a UTI.

-♪ Eil malei rachamim...

...sho-khein bam'romim. ♪

COLE: Um, is he...

-Oh... -Should...

-Uh... -Oh.

-Is that a typo?

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-I'm sorry about the "cunt" thing.

[sighs]

-Come on, let's go. She's not there.

-[sighs]

I'm a lawyer, and I have cool shoes.

I am a lawyer and I have...

cool shoes.

[loud splat]

♪ Am I old now? ♪

♪ They say I'm young... ♪

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-Oh, sweety, I'm so sorry.

What can I do for you?

-Hey, can I make you a plate?

There's tuna...

-I know just how you feel.

I was shattered when my grandmother died.

We...

we thought she'd make it to 100.

JAY: Uh, what do you need?

What do you want?

What do you need?

-I need...

to pee.

-Do you want me to come?

[urine tinkling intermittently]

[door rattling]

-I'm in here!

-Hello, darling.

-Mom, what are you doing here?

-It's my unveiling.

It's my day.

-Listen, uh, I so appreciate you stopping by,

but now is really not a good time for me.

-Well, excuse me for thinking you might want to spend

some time with your mother who's been dead for five years

-Three years.

-I forgot you know everything.

-I don't know everything.

That's just how time works!

-Is that t-What?e underwear you ha-Pardon!terday?

What if the paramedics find you?