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( drumroll )

( rousing orchestral fanfare playing )

( fanfare ends )

( funky disco beat plays )

( clinking )

( clinking )

( clinking )

♪ Indulging inaccuracy ♪

♪ I'm picking apart my friend Lizzie ♪

♪ Throw another word on me and watch me hurl it back ♪

♪ I know you, I swear I do ♪

♪ You're just like me, you're sipping a cup of pity ♪

♪ Ah... ♪

♪ Did I forget to mention I'm the center of attention ♪

♪ In my universe my pain's my pension ♪

♪ Ooh... ♪

♪ I know you, I swear I do ♪

♪ You're just like me, you're sipping a cup of dreams ♪

( grunting )

♪ Yeah... ♪

♪ Soul sloshing, don't shush me ♪

♪ Just listen to me, pretty little kitty in the sky ♪

( grunts )

( grunting )

♪ Sweet is my... surprise ♪

♪ Oh... ♪ ( grunting )

( panting )

( marker squeaking )

( phone rings musically )

Oh, no.

( ringing musically )

( ringing continues )

( gasps ) ( clinking )

( ringing continues )

( clanking ) ( whooshing )

( clanking ) ( whooshing )

( grunts )

( ringing continues ) ( grunts )

Hi, Mom.

Hello, Madeline. What are you doing?

Uh... homework.

Over spring break?

( on phone ): You're not climbing, are you?

'Cause you know I don't want you to be climbing.

No, Mom, I'm not climbing.

Mrs. Phillips, they've been waiting for you.

Just... I'm sorry, just one second.

Um, sweetie, I'm going to be a little late.

So I'm going to need you to...

Pick up Max from day care. Surprise.

Yeah, it's not going to be forever, sweetheart.

It's, it's just until

I finish this project.

All right. I'll be right down.

Down?

Over.

You know what I mean.

Okay. I'll see you a little later.

I love you.

MAN: Good afternoon, Mrs. Phillips.

Nice of you to join us.

Are you aware that your security company's

deadline for getting my bank on line

was 23 hours ago?!

Uh... Mr. Brisbane, I-I did inform you

that due to the age of the building

that we might encounter...

The primary shareholders

will be here for the opening of the bank next Friday night.

Mr. Brisbane, as I have said,

the system will not have been tested,

and I cannot in any kind of good conscience...

That party will take place, Mrs. Phillips,

with or without your consent.

This is one of the most complex installs...

Hartmann, don't tell me how to run my bank, all right?

You work for me,

remember?

Now,

when I turn around, both of you will be gone.

( chair squeaking )

( engines roaring )

ANNOUNCER: And the race is under way!

( indistinct announcement over P.A. system )

( engines roaring )

ANNOUNCER: Lap 13, and here's the lineup:

Number 16, Eric the Obliterator, still out in front,

followed by 25...

( engines roaring )

( engines roaring )

Number 11, Bad Chad, is into the pits!

( crowd cheering )

They go into turn number one.

♪ ♪

( engine roaring )

♪ ♪

ANNOUNCER: Here we go.

Hey, retard!

I'm losing the race 'cause you don't know what you're doing!

I can't believe Mom made me hire you as my lead mechanic.

Damn!

Done!

ANNOUNCER: They're burning rubber,

they're bumping wheels,

this is one scary race, folks.

You better pray this works.

( engine revving )

( shouting )

ANNOUNCER: Number 11, Bad Chad,

is out of the pits.

Folks, it looks like Number 11, Bad Chad,

is finally out of the pits.

ANNOUNCER: Stand by, folks, it looks like Number 11, Bad Chad, is finally out of the pits.

Come on, man. Come on. Come on.

ANNOUNCER: Chris the Crusher is pulling tight into the turn.

Bad Chad working his way back into the pack.

Whoa! Looks like that front axle may have gone out.

Number 11, Bad Chad, is out of the race.

Good job, dorkus!

ANNOUNCER: Now maybe C.D. can

get back in this race.

Gus! He's blowing smoke here.

He's got exhaust problems, folks.

His crews are out there cleaning up.

We got ourselves a yellow flag.

( engines roaring )

There she is-- my leading lady.

My star.

Sound! Speed! And...

action!

( engine roars )

( carabiners clinking )

( engines roar )

Maddy!

Maddy!

Whoa!

( engine roars )

Hey! Fart knocker!

I'm going to kill you!

Stop it! Don't!

Cut it out! Cut it out!

( groans )

Not so tight!

Let go!

Hi. Oh, come on.

Why don't you pick on someone your own size?

Oh, climber girl.

( grunting )

Go contaminate someone else! ( sniffs )

CHAD: Oh, look, here comes Captain Cool.

Loser number three.

Look, um, I'm having a barbecue

at my house, if you guys want to come over.

Definitely. Definitely.

CHAD: Oh, hey, uh...

I don't know if you heard,

but Bad Chad picked up a shift at your mama's bank.

I'll be working with Lieutenant Ferrell in security.

One step closer to being a cop.

Don't worry.

Ferrell won't let Bad Chad carry a weapon.

He's an intern.

Trainee, butt munch!

Sorry, he's training to be a butt munch! Oh, I am going to...

Doing a good job, too! I'm going to brain you!

Get over here!

GUS: I'm going to tell Mom!

CHAD: Hey! You are so dead!

If I catch you, I'm going to give you

a purple nurple so bad...

He's so immature.

Isn't he?

ANNOUNCER: Okay, folks, race number three

will start in five minutes.

So, let's get ready

to step on the gas, and let's kick some butt!

It's race time!

( cheering )

"Butt"?

But what?

Hey, Dad. Hey, kiddo.

What's up?

Mom needs me to pick up Max

from day care again.

( sighs )

It won't be forever, sweetie.

All right, now you sound like Mom.

Oh, that's so terrible?

You okay?

Is this a, uh, new style that the kids are sporting?

Dad, don't freak out.

When do I ever freak out, Madeline?

( pills rattling ) It's just that there are

a thousand other sports that don't involve

falling a hundred feet to your death.

Dad, you said standing on the top of Mount Everest

was the best day of your life.

No. No.

I said it was one of the best days of my life.

( playful growl ) Look.

See, I even wore the hat you gave me.

I just don't understand

what the problem is with me trying to be like you.

Do we have to discuss this every day?

Just till I turn 18.

( growling )

Okay, race fans! Here we are, the last race of the day!

Drivers, get in position.

Hey, Mr. P., can I ask you a very serious question?

Only if you want a very serious answer.

Do ladies like guys

who build stuff with their hands,

Or do they go for the nerds who play computer games and stuff?

Yo, what he means is do women prefer Hey, Dad.

a low I.Q-Uber male who only knows stuff about

spark plugs, or do they prefer a true artist

who has both sensitivity

and a brain?

That's a very difficult question, boys,

but I'm afraid I'm not the one to ask.

Hey, Madeline Rose!

BOYS: No, no, no, no.

Dad, don't call me that.

What are you doing?

Nothing. Nothing.

Nothing. Nothing.

( sizzling )

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

It's an old climber's trick.

( groans )

Dude, you're going to have a scar.

Why do you get all the cool stuff?

You know, it's true, women love scars.

You know, this drives Maddy's mom crazy-- check it out.

Whoa. That's gross.

You can touch it if you want.

Oh, is that when you fell?

Yep. 100-foot free fall.

Okay, okay.

Okay, stop touching. ( sighs )

Bad touch. Okay.

Hey, stranger.

Not you, too.

Now, this is a nutritious dinner.

Please,

don't give me a hard time.

We just miss you.

Especially Maddy.

And I don't want to have to set my alarm

for the middle of the night

just so I can have a date with my wife.

Would you like to go dancing?

( chuckles )

( Tom hums, Molly laughs )

You know, I have to go back to work.

I can't... I really... Oh, yeah.

Okay, you have to do this first, though, okay?

( Molly chuckles )

( Tom groans )

Tom, come on, stop messing around.

I can't hold you up.

I can't... Oh.

Tom, what's going on?

I can't feel my legs.

What?

Where does it hurt?

Tom? Can you hear me?

Tom?! Tom?!

DOCTOR: The injury probably occurred

during his climbing accident.

Well, there must be something that you can do.

I mean, isn't there any kind of

emergency surgery or anything?

There's nothing we can do here.

There is a private medical facility in Denmark

that has done testing on this injury.

Okay, then, let's... let's go, then.

It's considered experimental.

Even though it's been highly successful...

We'll try any thing.

Your insurance won't cover it.

How much?

What?

How much does the surgery cost?

We'll pay for it.

$250,000.

Okay, we... we'll pay it. Mom...

Tell... Mom, tell her we'll pay it.

Mom...

we, we, we can pay it.

Mom, tell her we'll pay it, please?

( crying )

GUS ( voice-over ): $250,000?

Please tell her we'll pay it.

What happens if your dad doesn't get the operation?

We'll go door-to-door.

Everyone loves your dad. They'll give us money.

I can sell my camera.

MADDY: It's $250,000,

you guys.

You know how much money that is?

I have a coin collection.

They're rare.

But... Well, what if I, what if I borrow half,

and then I can make...

No, it doesn't exceed that.

Personal collateral?

Uh... we own a go-cart track.

( sighs )

Let's cut to the chase, shall we, Mrs. Phillips?

You're not qualified for a personal loan of this size.

( Molly sighs )

I understand, but, uh, my husband is sick and

I was hoping...

Yes. Yes, I'm aware of that, Mrs. Phillips.

Doesn't it mean anything that I work for the bank?

But you're freelance, aren't you?

Mm-hmm.

From a security company.

A security company, which, under your guidance,

has been unable to provide my bank

with a fully operational security system

in the allotted time

stated in the contract.

MOLLY: Come on.

Come on.

Don't you have a heart?

This is not an emotional issue, Mrs. Phillips.

A bank has no heart.

Only paper in a vault.

TOM ( voice-over ): Strange not being able to move.

I've been staring at the same spot

on the ceiling for the past three hours.

Mom can't come up with the money, Dad.

I escaped death on that climb, Maddy.

20 feet from the summit, my gear stuck,

but there was this, this perfect crack all the way up to the top.

You free-climbed it?

It was so easy.

I lost concentration, and I fell.

But somebody or something was looking out for me,

so I could go home, see you,

get to know what a great girl you are.

In a way, that fall

was the best thing that could have happened to me.

You know I'd do anything for you.

Dad, we'll come up with the money. I promise.

CD-ROM NARRATOR: ...and lined it with

a 200-foot-high steel chamber, which houses the Lion Safe.

The system combines the best of new technology

and old, tried-and-true security methods,

making Harderbach Financial the most secure a bank

can be. The entire system

is run on a tri-generator,

making power loss a virtual impossibility,

meaning the system would remain safe

even in the event of a citywide blackout.

The project began in the fall of 2000 and is the largest,

most technologically advanced security install

to date for any bank in North America.

The halls are lined with hundreds

of motion-sensitive cameras whose images are fed back

to a state-of-the-art security booth.

Until the system has been fully tested,

the halls will be patrolled after-hours

by highly trained attack dogs.

This all leads to the Lion Safe. The safe

is suspended nearly 100 feet off the ground

and is equipped to hold over $25 million

in cash and gold bullion.

Safety deposit boxes line the walls of this chamber.

Slated to be finished in April of 2004...

GUS: Are you crazy?

Oh, come on. We can't rob a bank.

We'll pay them back.

How?

I don't know. I'll work. I'll do anything.

You understand what

happens if we get caught, right?

We go to jail forever.

Like, until we're 21.

No one will ever suspect us.

Adults treat us like we're five years old, anyway.

How hard could it be?

( voice-over ): Tomorrow, I'll go to work

with my mom and check out the bank.

Meanwhile, Gus,

you need to find out who the architect is of the bank

and see if you can get a floor plan or a model.

And, Austin,

Austin'll take care of the dogs.

What dogs?

Rottweilers.

Vicious killing dogs.

MADDY: Gus, come on. This is serious.

Tomorrow at the bank, I'll try to check out my mom's security system.

GUARD: Good morning, Mrs. Phillips.

Who's that in the car with you today? MOLLY: It's my daughter.

MADDY: I'll try to take as many pictures as I can.

( shutter clicks )

You guys, I really need you.

GUS: All right.

For Mr. P.

For your dad.

MOLLY: Okay, Maddy, here we go.

Maddy?

( indistinct conversation )

( click )

( click )

( sighs )

( sniffs )

Do you have any idea how fast you were going?

Save it, pal.

License and registration.

That is the eye of God, Chad.

Do you see these people?

These are not people.

These are

snakes in paradise waiting for your weakest moment.

Any chance you give them.

These people?

Not to be trusted.

Oh!

My sweethearts.

MOLLY: Maddy?

I love that you wanted

to come to work with me today, sweetheart,

but I have a lot of work to do.

So I kind of need you to keep up, okay?

Can I see the safe?

That's just the old safe.

The real one's upstairs.

What are those?

That's a motion detector.

Can I see the new safe?

And, if Miss Fancy-Pants Phillips over there

would've listened to me

we wouldn't need all this high-tech flim-flammery.

The dogs...! ( dogs whimpering )

...the dogs would have done all the work.

The dogs and my black belt.

( martial arts yells )

( back cracking, groans )

Back to the monitor, maggot!

Your office upstairs?

Yeah. I need to be near the safe.

( whirring )

Whoa.

That thing looks like it's alive.

MOLLY: It's got a built-in motion detector.

I mean, the guards can't watch all hundred cameras at the same time,

so when the camera picks up movement, then the light goes on

and they can see us.

Watch. Just stay completely still.

CHAD: Ah, climber girl.

That's pretty cool.

( elevator bell dings )

HARTMANN: Well, they better fix

the ISP, 'cause that whole side of the building is S.O.L.

Molly...Oh.

I didn't think you were coming in today.

Oh, well, the party is Friday,

so I wanted to make sure the system is as close as possible.

Yeah. Listen, uh, I spoke with Brisbane about the loan,

and he just wouldn't budge. I'm really sorry.

MOLLY: Oh, God. Well, we'll have to figure out some other way.

Would you like a tour? MOLLY: Oh, Alan, that's really...

Yeah! That'd be awesome.

Well, great. We'll start this way.

Don't worry. I'll take good care of her.

Take care of that for me, would you?

Now, we're going to begin...

MAN: I paid that phone bill!

I paid that phone bill last week!

Hi. My name's Austin.

Easy!

My name's Austin, and, uh, I make movies... director.

Really?

How may I help you?

Okay, I got this dog for my birthday.

And I was hoping I could use him as a stunt dog--

What kind of dog do you have?

A Budweiser?

Rottweiler?

Yeah.

I just happen to be a Rottweiler expert.

There is a really nice boy here who's going to write an essay

about the design of the

Harderbach Financial building,

and he needs a floor-plan drawing

that he can use as a visual aid for his essay.

MAN: Are you freakin' nuts?!

You can't give bank floor plans to a kid!

You're just...!

Normally, he's very nice.

But it's a little more difficult with banks.

I mean,

imagine if you were a bank robber.

( laughs )

( weak chuckle )

It's just that last time I got a C on my essay because

I didn't have any visual aids.

And my stepdad, he...

well, he gets a little...

( gasps ): Oh...

You stay here.

( chuckles )

HARTMANN: I know you can't see it now,

but by the party, we are hoping it's primo.

And down here is the security room.

Ultra high-tech and cool. Your mom designed that, too.

( polite laugh )

You might notice the keypads, which are designed

to keep people out of the important areas of the bank.

Who has the codes to all these?

Oh, uh, they're different

from room to room.

But, uh, I have a code

that is good for the whole building.

Cool.

Come on.

D-E-N-I-R-O.

"Deniro."

Oh, look at that view.

This is the coolest office in the building.

It belongs to the big cheese, Mr. Brisbane.

Check this out.

( keyboard clicks )

Huh?

Huh? Huh, and get this:

Your mom has rigged it

so you can control all the cameras from right here.

( imitating De Niro ): You talking to me?

Huh?

Are you talking to me?

It's De Niro.

I still do some acting.

This bank manager thing is just temporary.

Hey, come on. You try it.

Uh...

I don't know what to say.

Say anything.

Hi.

Disgusting.

Good!

( zapping )

( yells )

Oh.

HARTMANN: In this room there's a tunnel

that leads to the safe.

I can only tell you a little bit about the safe.

Only your mom understands the whole thing.

I mean, after all, she designed it.

( barking )

Oh, no! Look out.

( panting )

I can't wait until we get rid of these things.

They get me every time.

Down!

Shh!

Rottweilers respond to German commands only!

( barking )

Ausfahrt, Killer! Ausfahrt!

Say, "Ausfahrt," kid.

Do it! Or he'll rip your throat out!

Ass fart!

Ausfahrt!

You must show them respect!

Ouch fart!

( imitates buzzer )

Wrong answer.

( barking )

Ass fart! Ass fart!

( chuckles ) Down!

Go away, Ass fart!

( grunts )

Get out of here, kid, before I turn him loose on you!

No respect!

Come on, baby! Come on! Woof!

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Don't ever tell anybody where you got it.

I would never. Thank you.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

They're going to send out a search party for me

if I don't get back to work,

so can you find your way back to your mom's office?

Yeah. Thanks, Mr. Hartmann.

Okay. Bye.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Mr. Hartmann?

Hmm?

I think you make a really good actor.

Thanks.

MADDY: Okay, so the party's gonna be in two days.

That's when we'll hit the bank.

Austin, how did it go with the dogs?

AUSTIN: The dogs, they're under control.

MADDY: Gus, the model looks pretty cool.

GUS: It was a piece of cake.

I thought that secretary was gonna adopt me.

( Maddy chuckles )

Do you guys think we could do it?

Do really think we could get the money?

Are you kidding? Of course.

Yeah, of course.

I mean, you're, like, the best climber

in the whole state.

Yeah, and Austin's, like,

some freak-of-nature computer genius.

Yeah, and Gus is, like, what?

( belches loudly )

( laughs )

Gus is disgusting.

MADDY: Austin, this should be

exactly the height of the gate at the bank.

Watch carefully, okay?

Okay, Austin, your turn.

GUS: The cart doesn't control you.

You control the cart.

Go.I got it!

Whoa! Yikes! Whoa! Whoa!

( panicked cries )

Is there any way you can make them

quieter and faster?

AUSTIN: Do you want a window,

or an aisle?

♪ ♪

A hundred P.S.I. of pure Nos.

♪ ♪

( whirring )

Okay. Work for your daddy.

( engine revving )

( switch clicks, deep rumbling)

It worked! I'm a genius!

But how am I gonna stop?

Maybe I'm not a genius!

( yells )

( engine sputters )

( groans and sighs )

MADDY: Mr. Hartmann's a really nice guy--

Do you have your script?

AUSTIN: I'm the director. I'm always prepared.

GUS ( mocking ): I'm always prepared.

MADDY: Austin, you just have to get him

to say to turn the alarm off.

AUSTIN: Off. I know. I know.

Come on, hurry up.

I'm coming.

Wait for me!

HARTMANN: Take it easy.

( imitating De Niro ): Take it easy.

Take it easy.

All right. Here...

Maddy is playing a girl who is home alone

and scared of the dark.

And you play her dad,

who walks in just as the alarm blares.

Whoa, wh-wh-wh-what do I do for a living?

I'm glad you asked.

You work for a specialized branch of the CIA.

Ooh... I like that.

I've always wanted to play an assassin.

Well, here's your chance.

You are a CIA assassin.

( exhales sharply )

Uh... can I get a water, please?

Can I talk to you for a second? Over here?

( murmurs )

Um... okay.

Now, which is stronger?

Hair?

Or no hair?

( chuckles softly )

( chuckles )

( stammers )

I, I think hair.

( quietly ): Okay.

Six slick Schick supershavers.

Six slick Schick supershavers. And we're ready.

( grunting )

( sniffs )

Okay.

( long exhale ) This is scene one, take one.

Sound, speed,

a-a-and... action.

Dad, is that you?

Hey, t-take it easy. It's only me.

You were really good today, Austin.

Seriously. Really good.

I just try to stay out of the way of my actors

and let the magic happen.

( clattering )

Gus, what are you doing?

We have to go over the plan.

Go over the plan with your boyfriend!

What are you talking about?! He's not my boyfriend!

Oh, so you'd rather go out with Gus.

I never said that!

Aah! Are all boys this stupid?!

I don't want to go out with either of you!

If we're so stupid,

then why don't you just rob the bank yourself?

Fine! I will!

Good luck rigging your go-cart. Yeah, and have a good time

hacking into the bank's computer by yourself.

This whole bank idea sucks.

♪ ♪

MADDY ( voice-over ): Dad, I have to talk to you.

I'm gonna steal $250,000 from Mom's bank.

I have to climb a hundred feet to get to the safe,

way higher than I've ever, ever climbed before.

And I have to lie to my two best friends

to get 'em to do it with me.

( in mock male voice ): "Well, Maddy...

a hundred feet is too dangerous."

"You know, that's how far I fell."

Yeah, I know, Dad.

"Plus, it's illegal to steal money.

"You know Mom will get fired if anyone ever found out."

I thought about all that, but...

but wouldn't it be worth it

if it means you could get better?

( in mock male voice ): "Yeah, Maddy...

it probably would be."

♪ ♪

I've been thinking since yesterday, and I've...

I love you.

( chuckles softly )

Here. Um...

I have the other half.

Please say all that again.

Stop. Come on.

( kissing )

Promise to help with the mission?

( chuckling softly ): Yes.

Well, ju... Oh, don't tell Gus.

'Cause we need him,

and he probably wouldn't do it if he knew.

He'd be devastated.

Well, what about Austin?

You're much cuter.

I've actually liked you the whole time.

Yes! I knew it!

Uh, here.

I have the other half.

Promise to help with the mission?

( kissing )

Okay.

Cool.

MADDY ( voice-over ): Okay, guys,

let's go over the plan one last time.

So, I took Maddy's pictures from the bank,

the model that Gus brought home,

and I scanned them into the computer.

Using those elements, I created a digital

blueprint of the building.

Check it out.

Voila.

Whoa! That is awesome!

I mean...

it's okay.

If you like that kind of stuff.

( chuckles softly )

Wow.

Here's where the party's gonna be.

( voice-over ): It'll be mostly contained

in the lobby of the bank.

It's gonna be pretty fancy, so we're gonna need to blend in.

Security's on the second floor,

so we'll have to get past your brother and Ferrell

to get to the elevator that accesses the ninth floor,

where the safe is.

( image whirrs and beeps )

Okay. And Austin, you'll hack

into the bank's camera system from Brisbane's office.

( image beeping )

Gus, we're gonna make our way to the safe.

( image beeping )

MADDY ( voice-over ): It's suspended a hundred feet off the ground,

so the only way to get to it is to climb.

Wow.

Maddy...

are you sure you're gonna be able to make this climb?

I mean it's double the size of the water tower.

You guys take care of your jobs,

I'll take care of mine.

MOLLY ( voice-over ): They're going to be doing

a lot of tests on your father tonight at the hospital,

so I want to be there for that.

So I'm going to need you

to look after Max while I'm gone.

Mom, Mom, I, I can't!

I'm going out with Gus and Austin.

You never think about me.

If you're not going to come with me to the hospital, then...

Mom, I can't. I...

Maddy...

you're going to baby-sit Max tonight.

Okay? That's it.

Oh. One more thing.

I do think about you, Madeline.

Every day.

All the time.

♪ ♪

Nice bandanna.

Nice turtleneck.

What's he doing here?

I have to baby-sit him.

But... he's gonna completely ruin everything

we just worked for.

You know what? He hasn't made a sound his whole life.

I don't think he's gonna start now.

What if we mess up?

( exhales )

We're my dad's only chance.

I'm ready.

You ready?

Let's hit it.

♪ ♪

( engines revving )

Eww! Gross!

Mom! Bart was taking a picture of his butt!

BART: Oh, sure.

Like I'm really gonna take a picture of my butt.

MARGE: Oh, stop it, you two.

( engines revving )

Since it's just the four of us tonight,

we're having dinner at the restaurant.

LISA: Yay!

( engines revving )

( TV playing loudly )

( engines revving )

( TV blaring; engines revving )

BART: Just grab a burger and...

Only four of us? Who escaped?

( engines revving )

♪ ♪

( tires screeching )

♪ ♪

♪ It's about that time ♪

( pop beat plays )

( echoing ): ♪ Poison... ♪

♪ It's about that time ♪

( pop beat plays ) ♪ Woo! Woo! ♪

( rock guitar plays )

♪ Woo! Woo! ♪

♪ Woo! Woo! ♪

♪ Jumpin' house party ♪

-♪ Somebody scream! ♪ -( screaming )

♪ Come on, everybody, and sing with me ♪

♪ Woo! Woo! ♪

( classical music plays )

HARTMANN: You know that part?

I was really, really proud of it.

BRISBANE: We have the most marvelous

security system. But the director...

Do, please, let me come and show you.

It's really quite extraordinary, the light in particular.

And, uh, well, you know, the complex.

( guests conversing indistinctly )

It's all clear.

AUSTIN: Here you go, Maddy.

MADDY: Okay, when I get up there,

I'll try to disable the motion sensors,

so you guys can just come up the stairs.

Careful, Maddy.

( whirring )

Maddy! Camera.

( whirring )

( whirring )

( whispers ): Be careful.

( Ferrell shouting )

( grunts, yells )

Hah! Ho!

I gotta get Chad and Ferrell out of that security booth.

GUS ( over radio ): Don't worry.

We got it covered.

Hah! Hoo!

And strike! And strike!

Like a cobra!

( grunts )

( Ferrell screams )

Ha! Ho!

Oh.

Lieuten...Ho!

Lesson one, Chad.

Never take your eyes off the enemy.

( huffs )

GUS ( over radio ): Take this for a test-drive.

Oh!

Dude, the way your feet smell, it's just...

it's not normal.

Phew!

God, Gus.

( grunts )

Oh, my God.

( groans )

( blips )

Gotcha.

( blips )

( computer beeping ) What's that?

COMPUTER: Motion detected. North staircase.

Check the monitors! Check the monitors!

I don't see anything.

( huffs )

That's when your enemies are most dangerous.

When you can't see them.

This is a test. I just know it.

( grunts )

I'll go downstairs, make a round.

( huffs ) You stay here

and take care of your privates.

( moans in pain )

You stay in this booth!

Okay, it worked.

Well, sort of. Ferrell's gone,

but now Bad Chad's alone in the security booth.

AUSTIN ( over radio ): Just hold on.

We'll think of something.

( exhales sharply )

( farts )

MADDY: I got it.

I'm gonna distract him.

When I give you guys the signal,

go up the stairs and get into the elevator.

I'll meet you there.

AUSTIN ( over radio ): Hey, Maddy.

What's the signal? ( radio static )

Maddy?

Maddy, get away from Chad. He's a lunatic.

GUS ( over radio ): My brother's crazy.

He really thinks he's a cop.

This wasn't part of the plan.

Maddy, don't go in there.

Hi.

What are you doing here?

I was at the party.

I was totally bored.

What are you doing?

( inhales ): Just my job.

You look different.

Why are you such a jerk to your brother all the time?

( chuckles ): Well...

You know, he completely idolizes you.

Gus?

Yeah.

To him, you're, like,

Yao Ming or Shaq.

Well, which one?

There's a big difference.

Yao Ming.

Definitely Shaq.

You think?

Yeah, I think so.

( chuckles ): Sweet.

He thinks you're gonna be a great cop.

He told me.

Hey, uh, you should come downstairs with me.

The police chief is here to check on my mom's security system.

You could show him how serious you are about your job.

Ferrell told me not to leave the booth, but...

I just came from the party.

Don't worry. He's not down there.

BOTH: She winked at me.

CHAD: So, Gus really thinks I'm cool?

Yeah.

Maybe that's the signal.

Go.

Where's the chief?

( Ferrell chuckles )

FERRELL: What I love about this

is the wave it sends through the body.

Unbelievable.

Oh, God.

( grunts, plate clatters )

( chuckles ) ( gasps )

MAN: Did you see that?

GUS: Come on, Maddy!

Come on. Come on. Maddy, Maddy, come on.

-Go. Go. Go for it! -Hurry. Come on.

( camera shutter clicking )

( elevator bell dings )

All right.

Go to 22.

( whirring )

MADDY: Freeze. Red light.

( clicks )

MADDY: Go, go, go, go!

Red light.

How long do we have to stay like this?

( camera clicks ) Go.

GUS: Red light.

MAX: Uh-oh.

( clicks )

Green light.

MADDY: Go, go, go, go, go.

( beeps, latch clicks )

♪ ♪

( computer blips and whirs )

All right, you guys,

I'm on line.

MADDY: All right, Max.

You stay here, all right? I'll be right back.

I just gotta go bust this bank,

so we can save Dad. Give me five.

Yeah. ( kisses )

I'll be right back.

GUS: Red light.

( camera whirrs, clicks )

Green light.

Red light.

MADDY: Go!

MADDY: Austin?

( camera whirs )

Check.

MADDY: Do you see any dogs in there?

I'm searching now.

AUSTIN: Nothing in the cages.

They must be somewhere else in the building.

It's all clear.

Okay.

Camera panning... off.

( computer beeps )

( Max growls playfully )

No. Max. No.

( whirring )

Go back, Maddy.

Austin?

( Max laughing ) Max, no! Not the camera.

( Max laughing ) This is not a toy.

No, no, not a toy.

Austin!

Max...!

Okay, I got it.

( computer beeps ) Go.

( punching keypad ) How do you know the dogs

aren't gonna be waiting on the other side

of that door?

I don't.

But I guess we find out.

( dogs panting )

( gasps )

Whoa, that's high.

Good-bye, my babies.

Just don't look down.

You'll be fine.

What is this?

Another door.

How do you open this one?

Open sesame!

This one doesn't even have

any numbers on it.

GUS: Whoa, cool!

( computer beeping )

( beeping continues )

Mr. Ferr... uh, Lieutenant Ferrell?

CHAD ( over radio ): Breaker, breaker.

What? I saw something in Sector Five.

All right. I'll be right up.

FERRELL ( over radio ): Don't get your panties in a wad.

( grunts )

( startled shout )

( keypad blips )

( keypad blips )

( door rumbling )

Whoa.

Maddy, we are so grounded.

Say good-bye to my Xbox,

my iPod, my go-cart.

I'm gonna have to take out the trash,

do the dishes,

massage Grandma's cold feet.

( sighs )

FERRELL: What?

I-I saw something in Sector Five.

In that... region.

Sector Five, huh?

Mm-hmm.

I was just in Sector Five.

That was me, you idiot!

( sighs )

Chad, did I ever tell you a story

about the boy who cried Sector Five one too many times?

Huh?

Holy...

That's where they keep all the money?

Thanks a lot, Mom.

HARTMANN: And this

is Mr. Brisbane's office.

Just look at that view.

Someone's coming. Get down.

Hold on.

So, I finally have you all to myself.

Well, I like to come up to Mr. Brisbane's office

when I know he's not here!

GUS: Maddy, it's way too high to climb to the safe.

There's gotta be some way to bring it down.

Then come help me look.

Gus!

( echoing ): Gus! Gus!

Gus, come help me!

( blips )

( rumbling )

Holy...

You know "The Planet of the Apes"?

Mm-hmm.

Well, I was in that movie.

I love that movie!

( kissing )

Whoa, that's fresh.

What'd you do? I don't know.

I just stepped on this dude's eye.

These numbers match the ones all over the wall.

( blips twice )

They're safety deposit boxes.

( blip )

I bet you if we press one...

Whoa.

( sighs )

My mom's gonna kill me.

MADDY: Retract 3-2-1-2.

( blipping )

Hit 2-3-5-7.

( blip, drawer opens )

( woman laughs )

Mama.

M...

That's right.

Come to mama.

( woman laughs )

Oh, yes!

( knocking on door )

( screams )

Mr. Hart...?! ( gasps )

And that concludes our tour of the ninth floor.

Now, let's get you back to the party.

Stockholders. ( whimpers )

( grunting and panting )

( drawer opening )

This is going to work.

Maddy, you can't climb this. It's too dangerous.

You'll never make it.

I'm doing it.

Austin, you've got to hack into the main whatever

and find some way to bring down the safe.

Maddy's going to kill herself.

AUSTIN ( over radio ): Check. Searching now.

Gus, I love you.

Now, do what I say.

Okay?

Five-three-four-four.

( blows )

( beeps )

( drawer opening )

AUSTIN: I'm searching for

the hydraulic controls for the safe, but...

( beeping )

You guys, I can't find anything.

AUSTIN: What's going on in there?

MADDY: Two-two-four-four.

You don't want to know, dude.

AUSTIN: I do want to know.

What's next?

Four-two-three-one.

( grunting )

Gus!

( whispers ): Sorry.

You're killing me here, dude. Focus.

Retract four-two- three-two.

( gasps )

( clinking glass )

Good evening, everyone. How are you?

Having a wonderful time, are we?

Terrific.

To our generous Board of Directors,

here's to the only type of success

that really matters--

financial!

( laughs )

Cheers!

MADDY: Okay, Gus, last one.

Five-three-four-three.

( drawer opens )

COMPUTER: Security breach.

Security breach.

And now...

( laughs )

( alarm sounding )

( murmuring )

COMPUTER: Security breach.

Security breach.

Do something.

Do something now.

Anything.

Oh, shoot. Tape.

Austin, the tape. Run the tape!

( gasps ): Okay.

( beeps )

( grunting, sniffing )

FERRELL: Mr. Hartmann,

the alarm has sounded.

Take it easy.

It's only me.

Just turn the alarm off.

I should let out the dogs.

Calm down, princess. It's fine.

It's... really.

No, nothing to worry about.

It's... I'm right here.

Just turn off the alarm.

Uh, should I, uh...

Kill the alarm.

( alarm stops )

( relieved sigh )

Well!

It seems that our security system works.

( laughing )

Yes.

It's just a false alarm, everyone, so why don't

we all just relax and enjoy this wonderful party,

what do you say?Sure.

Wonderful. Please.

( applause )

Something's going on here.

I'm going to find out what it is.

( yelling )

The monitor!

( breathing deeply )

I can do this.

( clinking )

Maddy, be careful.

( grunts )

( clinking )

Maddy, my parents grounded me for a week

when I left my bike outside.

Imagine what they'll do if they catch us now.

We'll figure out a different way.

It's too dangerous.

She's not listening to me.

She clearly doesn't understand.

She's climbing up this stupid wall and...

Austin, maybe she'd listen to you.

AUSTIN ( over radio ): That would be a first.

GUS: I wonder if you can

finish the eighth grade in prison.

Oh, wait-- if we're in jail,

our parents can't ground us, right?

( gasping )

No...

Come on, this cannot be happening.

The cam's stuck.

It's stuck.

TOM'S VOICE: 20 feet from the summit,

my gear stuck.

There was this perfect crack

running all the way up to the top.

He free-climbed it.

( grunts )

Maddy, are you free-climbing this?!

Maddy, no!

( grunting )

Maddy, we never even got to kiss.

( grunting )

( grunting, panting )

( gasps )

( grunting )

( gasping )

( metal creaking )

( Maddy grunting )

( panting )

( metal creaking )

( grunting )

( grunting )

( panting )

She's looking down.

She's looking down!

Tell her not to!

Oh, why did I look down?

That's high.

Maddy, don't look down!

Oh, that's high.

It's not high.

I can do it.

( breathes deeply )

Gus looks like an ant.

( grunts )

Okay...

( grunts )

Okay...

One...

Two...

...Two and a half...

Maddy, no!

...Three!

( grunts )

( gasps ) Whoa!

Maddy! ( grunts )

Gus? ( panting )

( beeping )

Oh, no.

She set off a timer, Gus.

She has two minutes to enter the code

before the alarm goes off.

Maddy, you've triggered the timer.

You've got to reach the keypad.

( beeping )

( straining )

( softly ): Okay, Wolfgang.

( beeping )

D-E-N-I-R-O.

( sustained beep )

COMPUTER: Access denied.

Oh, no!

De Niro's not the code?!

I can't believe it.

( beeping )

I can't break the access code, Maddy.

( beeping )

Your mom designed

the safe, so the code must be something she chose.

What could it be?

What did you use?

Maxwell.

( keypad beeping )

( sustained beep )

COMPUTER: Access denied.

No!

Come on, Maddy.

Think!

Come on, Maddy.

Come on.

( softly ): Come on.

Oh, what could it be?

Mom, what did you use?

Dad.

( grunts )

( keypad beeping )

( sustained beep )

COMPUTER: Access denied.

( breath quivering )

MOLLY'S VOICE: I do think about you, Madeline.

Every day.

All the time.

( panting )

( beeping )

Madeline.

COMPUTER: Access code accepted.

( soft chuckle )

( door rumbling )

( clinking )

She used my name!

My name as the code! ( excited grunt )

In your face, Harderbach Financial!

AUSTIN ( over radio ): Gus?

What happened?

GUS: She made it. She's in the safe.

Is the money there?

Hey, Gus.

250 grand coming at ya.

( whooshes )

Nope.

It's down here.

Good job, Max.

AUSTIN ( over radio ): All right.

I'll meet you guys at the carts.

Austin, we're on the move.

COMPUTER: Exit code requested.

Five, four, three, two, one.

( alarm sounding ) Code Red.

All sectors beginning lockdown.

Come on, Maddy, run!

Hurry up!

Come on!

Come on!

( alarm sounding )

COMPUTER: Code Red.

Intruder alert.

Code Red.

Intruder alert.

( alarm sounding )

Hello! Yes!

Listen, we have a Code Seven at Harderbach Financial!

Send everyone! I mean everyone!

Release the dogs.

GUS: Hurry! It's closing!

Dive!

Do not panic, ladies and gentlemen!

Just please take care of this thing!

It's a nightmare! Just sort this out!

( alarm continues )

( busy signal )

( barking )

We got to get to the hospital.

( Max babbling )

He hasn't said a word in his life and now he won't shut up.

Hi, Maxie. Come here, buddy. Daddy.

Let's go see Dad, all right?

( barking and growling )

( barking )

Doggy.

( barking )

Austin, you got this one?

Run! ( screaming )

Run? All you had for us was "run"?

( yelling ) Help! Somebody!

( screaming )

( shouting )

GUS: Get away from me!

( growling )

( panting )

( grunting )

( growling )

AUSTIN: Gus!

Austin?

( barking ) Give it back!

( tearing ) Not the money!

( barking )

( tearing ) Okay.

MADDY: We got to get down that chute!

( grunting ) Austin!

( growling ) Come on, let's go, let's go!

Come on, you guys, we have to go.

( barking ) Oh, God.

( barking )

( Max burbles )

( barking )

Ausfahrt!

( barking stops )

( whimpering )

Fart?

That's the code word?

Come on, you guys. Let's get to the chute.

( slow clapping echoing )

MAX: Uh-oh.

( clapping continues )

( panting )

( snaps fingers )

( snaps )

( panting )

What have we here?

It's not what you think.

We were just... Save it, doll face!

We were at the party...

Zip it! Or I'll zip it for you!

Well, young Chadley.

It looks like we've caught

our first little trespassers.

And since

no one

is here to claim them,

then no one

will hear them

scream.

( whimpering )

First, we're going to...

Where's my thingy?

Looking for this, Lieutenant?

( zapping )

( whooshing )

( screaming )

( zapping )

( yammering )

( zapping )

( panting )

What are you gonna do, bro?

You just get that money to Mr. P., all right?

Don't you forget who got you out of this one, all right?

Bad Chad don't do this kind of thing all the...

( zapping )

( grunting )

( zapping )

( chuckling )

You guys, we really got to go.

Okay.

GUS: Geronimo!

( screaming )

Okay, here goes nothing.

( yelling )

Mother?

( shouting )

Oh, God!

Where's Max?

Max?Max.

Max! Max! Max! ( giggling )

Max? ( happy squealing )

Max, you all right?

( cooing )

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

What's that?

What?

Around your neck.

Oh...

Well, um...

well...

I guess we got something to tell you.

Oh, yeah?

You guys, we do not have

time for this right now.

Come on, let's go.

I am not going anywhere until I find out

why Gus has on my chain.

She played us.

That sucks, Maddy.

Let's get out of here, man.

Yeah, I'm right behind you.

( engines revving )

I guess it's just me and you, Max.

Come on.

♪ ♪

( groans )

I think I'm low on gas.

You should have enough to get back.

Love hurts, huh?

( siren blaring )

OFFICER ( over speaker ): You kids in the carts,

pull over now.

Pull over immediately.

Gus, I don't want to be a juvenile delinquent!

Austin, pedal to the metal!

DISPATCHER ( over radio ): All units respond,

2-11, Harderbach Financial.

OFFICER: Car 22 in pursuit.

Two go-carts fleeing the scene of a robbery.

DISPATCHER: 22, repeat.

Uh, sounded like you said "go-carts."

Gus, I am out of gas!

I'm slowing down!

Jump onto my cart!

What?! Are you crazy?!

GUS: Hurry up!

The cops are right behind us!

One... two...

( screaming )

GUS: What happened to three?

GUS: Okay, buddy-- hang on!

AUSTIN: Now turn!

Look out for the... GUS: I got it. I got it.

( tires squealing )

Gus, they're right behind us.

( tires squealing )

Gus, look out for the curb!

GUS: Oh, God!

( tires screeching )

GUS: Yeah! They're stuck!

OFFICER: 22 requesting backup.

( tires squealing )

GUS: Wait, we didn't lose them.

Go! Go! Go! Go!

GUS Come on cart! Come on!

OFFICER ( over speaker ): This is the LAPD.

You are surrounded.

Pull over your go-cart immediately.

GUS: Oh, God! Now we have a spotlight!

You have left the scene of a crime.

Pull over your go-cart.

AUSTIN: Gus, we're dead now.

we'll never get away from this thing.

GUS: I've got a few tricks up my sleeve, don't worry.

( over radio ): Chopper One, splitting off.

( sirens blaring )

AUSTIN: The helicopter's going away.

OFFICER: Hey, what's he doing?

Okay, Austin, now let's get rid of these two cops.

You're about to experience a hundred P.S.I. of pure Nos.

Hold on.

( screaming )

Here they come.

Number One-- we've got them.

AUSTIN: The helicopter's back! We're trapped!

Do not approach the helicopter!

Gus, what are you doing?! We have you surrounded.

AUSTIN: Maybe we should pull over.

OFFICER: Stop your go-cart. GUS: We're going under.

AUSTIN: No! Don't go under! GUS: I'm going to do it!

( screaming )

( sirens blaring )

AUSTIN: That was crazy.

GUS: I know. It was close. I'm so good...

AUSTIN: Gus, look at the road!

Look out for this truck!

Gus, look!

GUS: Duck!

( screaming )

( tires screeching )

( boys whooping )

( tires screeching )

Yes!

( chuckles )

Oh!

Ooh, man,

did you see that helicopter?

Oh, man. Oh, that was great.

Do you think Maddy made it?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm sure she did.

I mean, the cops followed us, right?

Yeah, yeah. I'm sure she made it.

I'm sure you're right.

We've got to go back, don't we?

Yeah. Let's go get her.

( engine revving )

Okay, Austin, jump on now!

AUSTIN: Let's go! Let's get Maddy.

BOTH: Duck!

( over radio ): 247...

AUSTIN: Faster! Faster!

GUS: They'll never catch us, Austin!

All right, Max, almost there.

Only one more block.

MAX: Uh-oh.

( sirens wailing ) ( tires screeching )

( over radio ): 272, I think we found them.

Okay, hold on, Maxie!

AUSTIN and GUS: Whoa!

GUS: Maddy! AUSTIN: We're back!

You guys, what're we gonna do? We'll never outrun these cops.

GUS: I got it covered.

Just don't fall behind me. Okay.

OFFICER ( over speaker ): You kids in the carts, pull over now.

Gus, they're getting closer! Not for long.

Here it goes. Operation: jacks!

( booming )

( jacks jingling )

( tires popping )

GUS: Yee-hah! I am a genius!

( over radio ): Car 14, we've been disabled

at the corner of Grand and Wilshire.

MADDY: Thanks, guys. Now keep up.

GUS: We're right behind you, Maddy.

( over radio ): Backup requested.

Harderbach robbery suspects

on the loose.

Alan.

I just heard. How much did they get away with?

Who's this?

Uh, she's the head of security.

Three suspects.

They got away on go-carts.

They hit you for $250,000.

Go-carts? Yeah.

We also found this in the vault room.

They used it to climb up to the safe.

Do you have the perpetrators in custody?

Not yet.

What I want to know is, why would someone

break in to a safe with $25 million

and steal only $250,000?

BRISBANE: Excuse me! There she is.

She is our so-called head of security.

This is all her fault! Actually, Mr. Brisbane...

Mr. Brisbane, with all due respect, Molly did tell you

that the security system had not been tested.

Really? Well, you just got your walking papers, didn't you, Hartmann?

Are you talkin' to me?

Are you talkin' to me?!

Well, you must be talkin' to me,

'cause there's nobody else here!

So you must be talkin' to me!

Excuse me.

Monsieur Nuffaut, I must apologize

for this strange debacle. I assure you...

( French accent ): It's not me

you owe an apology to, Brisban-ee.

Of course, uh, if the head of security

told you the system is not ready,

then it seems like, uh, how do you say,

a knucklehead move to go ahead with this soiree.

Je suis desole, madame.

The blame falls squarely

on your shoulders.

On y va, cherie.

Monsieur Nuffaut!

Oh, Francois!

Couldn't stay away, huh?

Let's go save your dad.

( tires screeching )

( Max babbling )

Daddy... Daddy.

( Max babbling )

TOM: Maddy, what are you doing?

I have the money for the operation, Dad.

We're going to Denmark.

What are you talking about?

( distant siren wailing ) I got the money!

TOM: Honey.

What have you done?

Maddy,

we gotta go!

TOM: What are you doing?

♪ ♪

Madeline, what...?

Mom,

I-I have the money. We can go.

♪ ♪

Molly, what... what is this?

♪ ♪

I warned him that the system wasn't on line yet.

I know.

And to prove to everyone

just how vulnerable the bank was...

I had my daughter and her two friends--

three kids-- rob the bank.

And I think, if you look in my contract,

you will see that I have a license to perform

undisclosed tests to the system

until such date as the system is deemed fully operable.

Are you buying any of this?

Yeah.

HARTMANN: Molly was authorized

to hire consultants

to test the system.

This was all a plan,

a brilliant plan.

I need you to step back, please.

Are we ready to go?

( camera shutters clicking )

Stay away from the door.

MALE REPORTER: Mrs. Phillips,

do you have any comment?

FEMALE REPORTER: Mrs. Phillips, Mrs. Phillips,

is it true your daughter is the leading suspect in the robbery?

Mrs. Phillips, please.

Ready?

We understand three children were involved

in a high-speed pursuit

ending up here at Community-Wide Hospital.

Details are sketchy,

but it appears the children had robbed Harderbach Financial

of nearly a quarter million dollars.

And a source inside the bank is saying the robbery

was actually some type of plot

to test the bank's security system.

Now, stories are swirling, but this reporter has learned

that one of the children has a father

in desperate need of an operation.

The child has not been identified,

but her father is registered in the hospital

as Tom Phillips.

Now, Mr. Phillips runs

a local go-cart track, and is expected

to return home tomorrow, since insurance will not cover

Maddy? his operation.

I'm Maria Quiban, Channel 10 News.

( groans softly )

You know what you did was wrong.

Yeah, I know.

And I know I haven't... really been there for you.

But that's gonna change.

Okay?

I love you.

I love you, too, Maddy.

You have such a big heart.

You guys gotta come down

to the track! You're not gonna believe this!

( people laughing )

( scattered applause )

GIRL: They're coming!

( applause, whistling and whooping)

MOLLY: What are they doing?

Waiting to buy tickets.

Come on, let's go.

( cheering, whistling )

Thanks.

Hey, Maddy. Hey.

Skip, the tickets are only three bucks.

Keep the change. Tell your dad to feel better.

MOLLY: It's three dollars.

Well, here's a hundred from my parents.

Thank you.

Wait. Here's your ticket.

Six dollars.

Here you go. Hope Mr. P feels better.

( chuckles )

MOLLY: How much?

$400.

AUSTIN: I have $300.

MADDY: Here's $200 here.

Wait. That's...

Well?

Even with the donations from the news station,

we're still short.

( knocking at door )

Molly?

Mr. Hartmann.

You forgot something.

The consultant fee

for the company you hired to pull off the robbery.

( Hartmann and Molly chuckling )

Holy... $50,000?!

HARTMANN: Ah. The hair, the hair.

Well, that should get you pretty close.

And the president of the bank has authorized

any personal loan to cover the difference.

Mr. Brisbane already said that...

I'm afraid he's not with the bank anymore.

So call me for whatever you need.

( laughs )

Thank you so much.

HARTMANN: You're welcome.

I finally got my starring role.

( chuckles )

( laughs )

$50,000!

( laughing ) Yes!

No!

Yay! Yeah!

( all talking and laughing )

Here, Maxie.

( Max laughing ) Here you go, Maxie.

Throw it! Throw it, Maxie!

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( laughing ): Yeah!

Yeah! Whoo!

( whoops ) Yeah!

MADDY ( over P.A. ): Okay, here we go!

Get ready for the first race of the day!

And I know who you want

calling the races, and it sure ain't me!

Hey, Dad.

Thank you, Madeline.

♪ ♪

( over P.A. ): All right, race fans!

Who do we got in the first race?

Uh-oh. It's John "The Rammer" McGillicutty.

He's brought out his cart Demolition!

Watch out for him in turn number four!

Oh, my God!

You know what time it is!

So let's hit the gas and kick some... butt!

It's race time! Yeah!

Dada. Oh. That's right.

That's your dada.

( whooping )

( Chad whoops )

( people whooping )

♪ ♪

♪ Quit acting so friendly ♪

♪ Don't nod, don't laugh all nicely ♪

♪ Don't think you'll upend me ♪

♪ Don't sigh, don't sip your ♪

♪ Iced tea, and don't say ♪

♪ "It's been a while" ♪

♪ And don't flash ♪

♪ That stupid smile, don't ask me ♪

♪ Don't ask me ♪

♪ Don't ask me, ask me ♪

♪ Ask me how I've been... ♪

Why do I have to choose between you guys?

'Cause you can't have two boyfriends. Come on.

♪ Don't think I've forgotten ♪

♪ You never ♪

♪ Liked that necklace ♪ ( sniffs )

♪ So cordial ♪

♪ So rotten ♪

♪ Kiss, kiss ♪ ( sniffs )

♪ Let's meet for breakfast ♪

♪ And don't show up so on time ♪

♪ And don't act like... ♪

MADDY: Okay.

I've made up my mind.

Turn around.

♪ ♪

No matter what, we'll still be friends, right?

GUS: Are you kidding?

You're gonna be our best man.

Go get her!

Maddy!

Maddy! Wait up!

Come on, you're gonna choose!

Pick me, Austin's a geek! Gus is a blockhead!

MADDY: Come on, guys! You'll never catch me! My legs are longer!

GUS: I'm gonna catch you, Maddy!

MADDY ( laughing ): You'll never catch me!

♪ Don't ask me ♪

♪ Ask me how I've been. ♪

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