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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:10,218 --> 00:01:13,207 present, co-funded by the Polish Film Institute 2 00:01:13,375 --> 00:01:15,361 a Juliusz Machulski film 3 00:01:16,082 --> 00:01:18,750 HOW MUCH DOES THE TROJAN HORSE WEIGH? 4 00:01:26,917 --> 00:01:29,603 Passenger Zosia Radecka, departing to Malaga... 5 00:01:29,707 --> 00:01:33,655 - Malaga, 10 o'clock? - Ticket-Sales Point 3. 6 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:40,250 Repeat Passenger Radecka, age 40... 7 00:01:40,417 --> 00:01:41,500 It's me. 8 00:01:41,667 --> 00:01:43,917 - Excuse me? - They're paging my name. 9 00:01:44,082 --> 00:01:45,292 Age 40? 10 00:01:46,167 --> 00:01:48,457 - Excuse me? - Are you 40? 11 00:01:48,546 --> 00:01:51,412 - None of your business. - Today's your birthday! 12 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:56,125 A surprise for you on behalf of the airport. 13 00:02:00,167 --> 00:02:01,813 Blow them out, please. 14 00:02:05,483 --> 00:02:06,775 You kidding? 15 00:02:08,332 --> 00:02:11,582 May she live to be a hundred... 16 00:02:44,792 --> 00:02:46,000 Kuba! 17 00:02:54,706 --> 00:02:56,665 Florka? Kuba! 18 00:03:24,707 --> 00:03:27,832 To be quite blunt? It's no good. 19 00:03:30,250 --> 00:03:32,167 I can't take it anymore. 20 00:03:32,332 --> 00:03:36,332 We must change the bedroom or move out altogether. 21 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:39,167 May she live to be a hundred... 22 00:03:40,042 --> 00:03:42,957 We made a deal: not this birthday! 23 00:03:43,125 --> 00:03:45,707 - Mom... - Thank you. 24 00:03:48,152 --> 00:03:51,531 Beautiful! No need to make breakfast. 25 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:55,454 - Well then... - What? 26 00:03:56,125 --> 00:03:59,068 - Is it different? - From what? 27 00:03:59,250 --> 00:04:01,550 - Yesterday. - No, it's not. 28 00:04:03,250 --> 00:04:05,540 But let's not talk about it, please. 29 00:04:06,332 --> 00:04:08,000 Not about my age. 30 00:04:08,167 --> 00:04:09,581 When I was your age, 31 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:13,667 - ... my today's seemed ancient. - And it's not? 32 00:04:13,832 --> 00:04:17,915 No. Every day in every way mom's getting better and better. 33 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:23,999 When I turned 20, I promised myself to go to Paris on this birthday, 34 00:04:24,165 --> 00:04:25,750 and jump off the Eiffel Tower. 35 00:04:26,581 --> 00:04:28,791 But then I jump after you, 36 00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:33,791 and take you to the restaurant on the top floor. 37 00:04:33,958 --> 00:04:36,708 - That's where James Bond landed? - Exactly. 38 00:04:36,875 --> 00:04:38,375 And what's its name? 39 00:04:38,541 --> 00:04:41,000 - Jules Verne. - Jules Verne. 40 00:04:41,416 --> 00:04:43,790 - You couldn't've managed. - Me? 41 00:04:43,875 --> 00:04:46,333 You have to book a table there half a year earlier. 42 00:04:46,583 --> 00:04:49,206 I know the maître de. He'd squeeze us in. 43 00:04:49,291 --> 00:04:51,666 - What's his name? - Jules Verne. 44 00:04:53,165 --> 00:04:56,332 You local idiot, the local moron said, 45 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:59,000 would you like to see a blockbuster with me? 46 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:01,707 The local cretin replied, With pleasure, 47 00:05:01,875 --> 00:05:04,540 since I'm in love with you in some measure. 48 00:05:04,708 --> 00:05:08,833 - I can't stand it. Stop or I'll puke. - You hate the poet Tuwim. 49 00:05:09,083 --> 00:05:12,441 Dad, how much did the Trojan horse weigh? 50 00:05:12,625 --> 00:05:16,166 - Empty or with the crew inside? - Oh, gosh... 51 00:05:23,583 --> 00:05:25,167 That's what we need. 52 00:05:25,749 --> 00:05:29,458 Gerberas? I never like them or trucks either. 53 00:05:29,624 --> 00:05:31,250 It's no truck but a Hummer. 54 00:05:36,083 --> 00:05:38,209 Good. I got to hang up. 55 00:05:38,291 --> 00:05:41,207 I'm happy to have found you. 56 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:45,250 Zosia, many happy returns of the day. 57 00:05:46,125 --> 00:05:47,572 What a murderous memory? 58 00:05:47,666 --> 00:05:51,666 I wish you... since you've found happiness... 59 00:05:51,833 --> 00:05:56,125 ... good health, which guarantees everything. 60 00:05:58,583 --> 00:06:01,083 - Thank you. - Here you are. 61 00:06:01,541 --> 00:06:03,248 Hi, hello Jacob! 62 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,531 How pale you are. 63 00:06:05,625 --> 00:06:07,656 You should go out and get suntanned. 64 00:06:07,745 --> 00:06:09,788 - Sure. Hi, Darek. - Hi, Dad. 65 00:06:10,125 --> 00:06:12,458 A bit in a hurry... Thanks for the flowers. 66 00:06:12,541 --> 00:06:15,568 You shouldn't have bothered so early in the morn. We were just... 67 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:19,708 I've just come to take her. Where's hello to Daddy? 68 00:06:19,958 --> 00:06:24,708 grandma's dying to see you. You'll even stay overnight. 69 00:06:24,875 --> 00:06:27,166 Can't grandma put that off? 70 00:06:27,333 --> 00:06:29,753 I can't tomorrow - going hunting. 71 00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:32,585 I put the hunt off especially to give you best wishes. 72 00:06:32,666 --> 00:06:34,707 How lucky I am. Thanks. 73 00:06:36,166 --> 00:06:38,899 You can always call me to make a date. 74 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:43,124 A permission for an audience. I misbehaved as usual. 75 00:06:44,166 --> 00:06:47,274 I'll drive with Dad, but you'll collect me, yes? 76 00:06:47,375 --> 00:06:48,208 Sure thing. 77 00:06:48,291 --> 00:06:52,500 - And I'll tell him... - No. It's not the right time. 78 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:57,471 By the way can I take the antlers back? 79 00:06:57,541 --> 00:06:59,952 Great. They're ready. I'll fetch them. 80 00:07:04,502 --> 00:07:08,628 - Well, how's school? - It's holidays. 81 00:07:08,708 --> 00:07:11,119 Got good grades? The 5th grade is no piece of cake. 82 00:07:11,208 --> 00:07:14,911 - I'm in the 6th. - How time goes by... 83 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:17,041 Yeah. 84 00:07:18,456 --> 00:07:24,000 - Zosia, how about a comeback? - Excuse me? 85 00:07:24,208 --> 00:07:28,714 We make such a beautiful family. Would you like Dad to remarry Mom? 86 00:07:28,791 --> 00:07:33,173 - Mom's has a husband already. - You've made a nest in my house. 87 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,666 Excuse me? A nest in your house? 88 00:07:36,833 --> 00:07:41,938 - Kuba and I paid you off long ago. - Yes, you did to build a nest. 89 00:07:42,208 --> 00:07:45,421 Thanks. They're changing the mains. High time. 90 00:07:45,583 --> 00:07:48,260 - If we go, then let's go. - Good bye. 91 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:49,310 Let's go. 92 00:07:52,291 --> 00:07:54,103 And it's gonna drag... 93 00:07:54,192 --> 00:07:57,567 So many years after the divorce, as if we were still bound. 94 00:07:57,875 --> 00:07:59,750 - You are. - With what? 95 00:08:00,165 --> 00:08:01,500 Florka. 96 00:08:03,375 --> 00:08:05,959 Dad, I got to tell you something important. 97 00:08:06,048 --> 00:08:09,281 First, let me see if they're putting the mains right. 98 00:08:15,041 --> 00:08:17,532 I'm awfully sorry for my former life, 99 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:20,715 for not having met you earlier, that Florka's not your daughter, 100 00:08:20,791 --> 00:08:22,692 but must be shared with this... 101 00:08:22,781 --> 00:08:24,247 her ex father. 102 00:08:26,608 --> 00:08:30,734 You think that our natural daughter would be finer? 103 00:08:32,456 --> 00:08:35,567 Since I live with Kuba and he brings me up, 104 00:08:35,667 --> 00:08:38,708 I'd like my name to be Albrecht-Radecka. 105 00:08:38,942 --> 00:08:41,303 You're stabbing me in the heart! 106 00:08:41,393 --> 00:08:43,298 I also bring you up... 107 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:47,375 - What happened? - Hey, you alive, mister? 108 00:08:54,375 --> 00:08:56,041 I swear I've never... 109 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:05,166 And into the pit with those antlers! 110 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:08,125 I wish he'd broken his neck. 111 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:11,251 He might've broken his leg trying to save the antlers. 112 00:09:12,836 --> 00:09:15,206 So the name change is out of the question? 113 00:09:15,292 --> 00:09:19,042 Wait, Florka asked Darek to agree to change her name to Radecka? 114 00:09:19,707 --> 00:09:22,645 Not to change, but to add to Albrecht. 115 00:09:23,167 --> 00:09:25,750 She's going to high school. Kuba's familiar to TV viewers. 116 00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:28,031 So she wouldn't like to explain why her name's different. 117 00:09:28,125 --> 00:09:29,457 Her name would be 118 00:09:29,542 --> 00:09:32,036 Albrecht after Darek plus Radecka after Kuba. 119 00:09:32,667 --> 00:09:37,155 When she told him that, he fell into the pit. 120 00:09:38,375 --> 00:09:42,375 You're proof that God or at least Providence exists. 121 00:09:43,243 --> 00:09:44,382 Me? Why? 122 00:09:44,457 --> 00:09:47,041 You freed yourself from a tyrant husband, met a super guy 123 00:09:47,129 --> 00:09:49,721 whom your daughter adores more than her dad. 124 00:09:49,792 --> 00:09:51,566 You must be awfully happy. 125 00:09:51,917 --> 00:09:56,296 - What happened to your eye? - Nothing. 126 00:09:56,875 --> 00:10:00,749 - I bumped against the cabinet. - He did it again? 127 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:04,183 - You should have him... - Nobody did anything. 128 00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:09,495 Away with this number! 129 00:10:19,457 --> 00:10:20,750 Outta here. 130 00:10:22,082 --> 00:10:23,750 - Bye. - Bye darling. 131 00:10:24,964 --> 00:10:29,141 Hold your own on this birthday. See you at work Monday. 132 00:10:29,158 --> 00:10:30,402 - Bye. - Bye Marta. 133 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:31,998 Happy New Year. Bye. 134 00:10:38,207 --> 00:10:40,540 That SOB batters her. 135 00:10:43,417 --> 00:10:45,583 Unbelievable. Wife beater. 136 00:10:46,707 --> 00:10:49,331 And they could never have met. 137 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:52,383 I remember the day he came to our Dean's office. 138 00:10:53,384 --> 00:10:55,206 Isn't your name day today, Zosia? 139 00:10:55,292 --> 00:10:59,007 Must be, because it's today. Got something for coffee? 140 00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:02,375 I must've... gotten lost. 141 00:11:03,042 --> 00:11:04,947 I'm looking for the Sociology Dept. office. 142 00:11:05,042 --> 00:11:08,724 - It's two blocks away from here. - I'll walk there with you. 143 00:11:08,852 --> 00:11:11,246 You are having a class and will be late. 144 00:11:11,332 --> 00:11:15,096 No big deal if I come late. 145 00:11:19,476 --> 00:11:20,727 And she fell into the trap. 146 00:11:21,042 --> 00:11:24,542 How come you remember when it happened? 147 00:11:25,008 --> 00:11:27,675 - I have a good episodic memory. - What?! 148 00:11:27,917 --> 00:11:30,077 Concerned with my own experiences. 149 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:48,875 Hi, grandma. 150 00:11:58,666 --> 00:12:02,708 BORN NOV. 11, 1918, DIED A TRAGIC DEATH MAY 17, 1987 151 00:12:02,874 --> 00:12:05,624 CODENAME "WASP", THE HOME ARMY SOLDIER 152 00:12:06,917 --> 00:12:08,958 So... I've turned 40. 153 00:12:14,457 --> 00:12:16,956 I sometimes miss you badly. 154 00:12:20,457 --> 00:12:22,500 Thank you for everything, 155 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:28,913 as I know you're watching over me all the time. 156 00:12:34,602 --> 00:12:38,974 I wish Florka had gotten to know you 157 00:12:40,917 --> 00:12:43,417 and you had met Kuba. 158 00:12:50,917 --> 00:12:55,624 How much does the Trojan horse weigh? 159 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,569 There was an English version. Sold out now. 160 00:13:00,957 --> 00:13:02,168 Forty? 161 00:13:03,509 --> 00:13:05,342 - How do you know? - Excuse me? 162 00:13:05,957 --> 00:13:10,045 - My age's none of your business. - I meant the price in zloty. 163 00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:15,042 Oh, I'm awfully sorry. Must be an obsession. 164 00:13:32,792 --> 00:13:34,500 What an encounter! 165 00:13:37,332 --> 00:13:40,207 - What're you doing tonight? - It depends... 166 00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:42,322 - What's this tube? - Surprise. 167 00:13:42,417 --> 00:13:45,521 I have one for you too, but must water flowers first. 168 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,667 - Will you come along? - Water flowers? 169 00:13:51,534 --> 00:13:54,035 - What flowers? - Jacek asked me. 170 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,977 He's left for two weeks. 171 00:13:56,946 --> 00:13:58,526 Posh, isn't it. 172 00:13:58,701 --> 00:14:01,096 - You like it? - You're asking? 173 00:14:01,770 --> 00:14:04,812 He lives the life of Reilly. How much is it? 174 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:06,983 No idea. A pile of money. 175 00:14:07,164 --> 00:14:09,254 You really would like to live in an old brownstone? 176 00:14:09,332 --> 00:14:11,313 With you? Even under the bridge. 177 00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:13,707 Under the bridge? 178 00:14:13,792 --> 00:14:17,718 I like open spaces and a thrill of emotion. 179 00:14:24,552 --> 00:14:26,831 Water flowers? Where's the furniture? 180 00:14:26,921 --> 00:14:29,921 Zosia, I've cheated you a bit. 181 00:14:33,542 --> 00:14:34,667 Kuba! 182 00:14:38,417 --> 00:14:39,458 What? 183 00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:42,249 Your birthday present from me. 184 00:14:46,638 --> 00:14:48,346 Good heavens... 185 00:14:50,337 --> 00:14:52,252 You had the money? 186 00:14:52,341 --> 00:14:55,548 I'd been saving for a long time, refusing to buy cookies. 187 00:14:55,638 --> 00:14:57,177 And the Russians and East Europeans 188 00:14:57,250 --> 00:15:00,215 have bought the copyright of the TV series. And a credit... 189 00:15:00,582 --> 00:15:05,300 You secretive asshole. You didn't ask my opinion. 190 00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:07,875 I can withdraw the advance. 191 00:15:07,964 --> 00:15:11,795 Not on your life! God, how beautiful! 192 00:15:12,792 --> 00:15:14,562 How did you know it was my dream? 193 00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:16,096 I know you a bit. 194 00:15:21,467 --> 00:15:22,716 Folks! It's today! 195 00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:24,239 - Aren't you scared? - Of what? 196 00:15:24,332 --> 00:15:27,517 - I can't wait the millennium. - What millennium? 197 00:15:27,666 --> 00:15:30,090 It's coming along! Tonight everything is going crazy. 198 00:15:30,177 --> 00:15:33,844 Mostly computers. Things will be happening. 199 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,917 Zosia and Kuba! Happy millennium! 200 00:15:41,332 --> 00:15:44,416 In fact, the new millennium starts in 2001. 201 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:47,041 And 2000 is the last year of the old one. 202 00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:49,644 But everything's going crazy tonight. 203 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:53,293 That's media hysterics, only to have all heave a sigh of relief after. 204 00:15:53,457 --> 00:15:55,496 - Nothing's going to happen? - It never did! 205 00:15:55,553 --> 00:15:56,634 How do you know? 206 00:15:56,707 --> 00:15:58,482 The last time was 1,000 years ago. 207 00:16:02,177 --> 00:16:05,302 Ever had presents like: Let's stay home? 208 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,792 - Worse. - Worse?! 209 00:16:07,957 --> 00:16:10,500 Wanna hear why I didn't become a body builder? 210 00:16:10,832 --> 00:16:16,415 - Cause you learned to read and write? - That too. But it's a secret. 211 00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:19,375 I've never told anyone about it. 212 00:16:19,791 --> 00:16:22,425 You can tell us. Not a peep. Promise. 213 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:29,417 - Since I was a frail boy... - When you were about... 214 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:32,917 Ten... I wanted very much to be strongly built 215 00:16:34,292 --> 00:16:36,750 and asked mom and dad to buy me dumbbells. 216 00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:41,125 - What?! - Weights to exercise with. 217 00:16:42,456 --> 00:16:45,082 And they bought me... one. 218 00:16:45,831 --> 00:16:48,457 How come? You exercise with two. 219 00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:50,457 Mom must've thought, 220 00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:52,667 "Two at a time would go to his head. 221 00:16:52,832 --> 00:16:55,375 We'll buy him one and next we'll see..." 222 00:16:55,707 --> 00:16:58,615 - But you can't exercise with one! - Exactly! 223 00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:02,000 I never got the other one. 224 00:17:02,832 --> 00:17:05,149 You were a poor kid. 225 00:17:05,548 --> 00:17:06,834 Neglected. 226 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:12,506 Had he really wanted to have two, he'd have gotten them! 227 00:17:12,666 --> 00:17:16,330 - You know how obstinate he is? - I do. 228 00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:20,875 Florka, I got something for you. 229 00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:23,750 Attention! Close your eyes. 230 00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:29,666 - Attention... - Come here, come... 231 00:17:34,291 --> 00:17:37,125 Not only you mull over this problem. 232 00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:40,118 Come, I'll show you something. 233 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,291 Kuba has bought it for me. 234 00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:52,249 You can spoil everything. 235 00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:55,032 We'll hang the Polish version in the john. 236 00:18:02,041 --> 00:18:02,915 Hi, Mom. 237 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:06,166 I've been calling you... Where have you been? 238 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:10,000 - Why didn't you try my cell? - You know I hate cells. 239 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:15,041 May you live to be a hundred. Careful with the New Year Eve's party. 240 00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:19,375 No, thank you. We ignore the party. 241 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,833 How can you? 242 00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:24,174 We have a New Year Eve's party every day. 243 00:18:24,416 --> 00:18:28,415 Something's bound to happen. The computers won't manage... 244 00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:32,471 There are special duties in the banks... 245 00:18:32,541 --> 00:18:35,564 It's food for morons... A medial hysterics, 246 00:18:35,653 --> 00:18:37,236 only to have everyone heave a sigh of relief after... 247 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,583 - Where did you get it? - From the wardrobe. 248 00:18:39,916 --> 00:18:41,416 I'm a moron, then. 249 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,538 Cause you got excited by that rubbish. 250 00:18:43,791 --> 00:18:47,416 - What if you lose your money? - Tell positive news sometimes. 251 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:52,165 Didn't I offer my wishes! Must we fight even on your birthday? 252 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:56,528 But I'm not, Mom. Nothing untoward will occur. 253 00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:59,793 - We'll see, then. - I'll call you in the New Year. 254 00:19:00,291 --> 00:19:01,750 Love. Bye. 255 00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:04,446 How many times did I tell you not to take my things? 256 00:19:04,541 --> 00:19:06,000 You used to wear this once? 257 00:19:06,088 --> 00:19:08,506 Once. Take it off or you'll damage it. 258 00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:12,625 - Don't keep it. Donate to the poor. - The first thing I bought abroad. 259 00:19:12,714 --> 00:19:14,178 - Take it off. - You put it on. 260 00:19:14,416 --> 00:19:17,125 Don't get my goat! My birthday is enough 261 00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:21,234 - with the party the same day! - Which do I choose for school? 262 00:19:22,332 --> 00:19:25,296 - It's holidays. - No time later. 263 00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:29,250 - Which? - This. 264 00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:32,823 Show me. Certainly not! 265 00:19:34,332 --> 00:19:37,446 - What have you done, Mom?! - I photographed badly! 266 00:19:37,534 --> 00:19:41,116 Don't you ever tear mementos. Luckily, I got the negative. 267 00:19:41,203 --> 00:19:44,315 When will you take off the dress? Throw it away! 268 00:19:47,618 --> 00:19:50,118 We really ignore the party? 269 00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:53,293 Yes. Go to bed, come on. 270 00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:56,292 Tomorrow's another day full of sensation. 271 00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:58,250 Mom's right. Bye, bye. 272 00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:10,953 I told grandma I wish I were 15 years younger. 273 00:20:17,298 --> 00:20:20,214 We could've been 15 years together. 274 00:20:22,319 --> 00:20:24,944 We're lucky to have met at all! 275 00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:27,819 It might've been different earlier. 276 00:20:27,907 --> 00:20:30,073 You could not have fancied me. 277 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:33,654 - Or you me? - Or you me. 278 00:20:34,462 --> 00:20:37,587 You creep! How could you not have fancied me?! 279 00:20:37,666 --> 00:20:39,684 Not at all! You are incredibly beautiful! 280 00:20:39,791 --> 00:20:42,077 I'll lift my eyelids and you'll see then! 281 00:20:42,376 --> 00:20:45,015 You want to go under the knife? Crazy? 282 00:20:45,104 --> 00:20:47,408 Wouldn't you like to have a younger wife? 283 00:20:47,666 --> 00:20:51,314 I repeat: you're incredibly beautiful... 284 00:20:52,861 --> 00:20:56,696 Folks! We really ignore it? It's in 5 minutes. 285 00:21:05,324 --> 00:21:06,865 On the double! 286 00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:15,947 Two minutes! 287 00:21:16,036 --> 00:21:18,995 I can't without makeup in the new millennium. 288 00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:21,542 The new one is next year. Come! 289 00:21:22,255 --> 00:21:25,547 - Mom, please! - Don't start without me! 290 00:21:25,625 --> 00:21:28,041 One minute left! 291 00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:30,583 Quick, quick. 292 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:39,083 ...five, four, three, two, one... 293 00:21:39,791 --> 00:21:41,332 Two thousand! 294 00:21:47,743 --> 00:21:52,034 All the best. May this year be better than the former 295 00:21:52,124 --> 00:21:54,718 and not necessarily than those to come. 296 00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:13,500 She's asleep. 297 00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:26,911 Thank you we are finally moving out of this bedroom. 298 00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:29,101 No problemo, Chief. 299 00:22:32,654 --> 00:22:36,653 Get ready. I'll be back and give you a hard time. 300 00:22:37,528 --> 00:22:39,289 Come back and do it. 301 00:23:34,125 --> 00:23:36,333 Well, not so bad! 302 00:23:39,958 --> 00:23:42,499 The new millennium. It has begun! 303 00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:49,083 The commie times are over, 304 00:23:49,540 --> 00:23:52,506 but Lenin's perennially alive in the power plant. 305 00:23:57,076 --> 00:23:58,951 You've been smoking? 306 00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:07,587 How did you get here? What's that dog? 307 00:24:07,666 --> 00:24:09,190 Why waking me up and yelling? 308 00:24:09,278 --> 00:24:11,810 What's your business here. Piss the fuck off! 309 00:24:12,028 --> 00:24:15,278 - What piss off? - Kuba, what's up? 310 00:24:15,916 --> 00:24:18,076 - What Kuba? - Jesus, it's a dream. 311 00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:20,081 What're you doing in my bed?!!! 312 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:22,700 In your bed??? I'm your husband! 313 00:24:22,819 --> 00:24:25,235 What Kuba? Aren't you hiding something from me? 314 00:24:25,375 --> 00:24:27,416 It's a dream. Like in the airport! 315 00:24:27,583 --> 00:24:28,918 Sleep! Sleep! 316 00:24:30,708 --> 00:24:33,250 It's a dream all right. 317 00:24:34,958 --> 00:24:39,236 What about making a little love, huh? 318 00:24:39,551 --> 00:24:41,843 We'll talk about it tomorrow? 319 00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:09,355 What a nightmare I've had. 320 00:25:09,458 --> 00:25:13,490 All right. You'll tell me tomorrow. 321 00:25:32,541 --> 00:25:34,457 Such dreams suck. 322 00:25:36,625 --> 00:25:39,250 Kuba! Make me coffee! 323 00:25:48,041 --> 00:25:50,776 Oh, darn it, I've lost my contact lenses. 324 00:25:56,557 --> 00:26:00,558 Kuba! Florka! Wish you'd find my contact lenses. 325 00:26:01,528 --> 00:26:03,653 We're happy to move out of this shack. 326 00:26:03,750 --> 00:26:06,385 It's just running up and down, like a lighthouse keeper! 327 00:26:13,619 --> 00:26:15,721 I see better without them. 328 00:26:18,166 --> 00:26:20,179 How did you behave last night, huh? 329 00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:22,605 You bashed my nose! You flipped out?! 330 00:26:22,693 --> 00:26:25,542 - Holy shit! - Mind your French. 331 00:26:25,958 --> 00:26:27,917 Jaruzelski's plans are a significant initiative. 332 00:26:28,005 --> 00:26:30,380 Why interested in Jaruzelski all of a sudden? 333 00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:31,573 That's what I needed! 334 00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:35,243 So did I? I wanted a wife to make me breakfast, 335 00:26:35,332 --> 00:26:38,401 so I got one! An unbuttered roll. Enjoy! 336 00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:40,957 Why are you yelling at me? 337 00:26:41,458 --> 00:26:43,146 Why should I make you breakfast? 338 00:26:43,250 --> 00:26:45,984 Sometimes you could've made it for me... once. 339 00:26:46,291 --> 00:26:49,956 What happened, darling? You quarreled with Mom? 340 00:26:51,916 --> 00:26:53,541 I hope you'll have gotten over it by the evening. 341 00:26:53,630 --> 00:26:55,377 Tad, wife, and the Swedes are coming. 342 00:26:55,548 --> 00:26:58,625 Listen, this dinner may set us well till our dying day. 343 00:26:58,708 --> 00:27:02,214 - Try your best, please. - What Swedes? 344 00:27:02,335 --> 00:27:03,406 What Swedes? 345 00:27:03,666 --> 00:27:05,858 Thank you for taking interest in my business! 346 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:07,875 I've been cutting this deal 347 00:27:07,963 --> 00:27:10,619 for half a year and you don't remember it's tonight. 348 00:27:17,458 --> 00:27:18,733 WARSAW, MAY 17th, 1987. 349 00:27:18,833 --> 00:27:20,125 Oh, Jesus! 350 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,212 Aren't you going to the university? 351 00:27:30,646 --> 00:27:32,153 No, I'll take a day off. 352 00:27:32,291 --> 00:27:35,676 Very good. You want to prepare the reception. 353 00:27:36,458 --> 00:27:38,817 I fuck receptions! I must collect my thoughts! 354 00:27:38,923 --> 00:27:43,123 Go ahead and I'll go to earn dough, so that you 355 00:27:43,208 --> 00:27:44,579 could take a day off and collect your thoughts. 356 00:27:44,666 --> 00:27:46,629 - Call me in case... - In case what? 357 00:27:46,688 --> 00:27:48,697 - Just call me. - Your cell? 358 00:27:50,102 --> 00:27:54,019 Cell? My office may not be a paragon of neatness, 359 00:27:54,267 --> 00:27:56,282 but it's certainly not in jail. 360 00:27:59,540 --> 00:28:04,749 No! It can't be true!... It's a dream... 361 00:28:05,166 --> 00:28:07,207 A very realistic nightmare! 362 00:28:10,125 --> 00:28:12,040 Impossible, impossible... 363 00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:17,541 No... possible. 364 00:28:18,291 --> 00:28:20,665 The fucking Groundhog Day! 365 00:28:23,416 --> 00:28:27,092 I wish I'd wanted to be taller rather than younger! 366 00:28:38,165 --> 00:28:39,416 Florka. 367 00:28:41,416 --> 00:28:43,457 Not a minute longer... 368 00:29:21,458 --> 00:29:23,333 - Hello. - Hello. 369 00:29:23,416 --> 00:29:25,500 - Any vacancies? - Yes. 370 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,708 - Then a single if possible. - I'll try... 371 00:29:31,375 --> 00:29:33,083 - One night? - Yes. 372 00:29:33,916 --> 00:29:37,038 Or maybe the next two... 373 00:29:37,666 --> 00:29:39,545 Your ID, please. 374 00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:42,264 Here. 375 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:51,325 - But you're registered in Warsaw! - For five generations. 376 00:29:51,413 --> 00:29:53,579 - I can't check you in. - Why? 377 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,009 - You kidding? - No, I'm not. Why? 378 00:29:58,905 --> 00:30:01,739 - These are the rules. - Change them, then! 379 00:30:02,366 --> 00:30:04,700 Of course, but it'll take a while... 380 00:30:09,625 --> 00:30:12,208 - I even know how long! - Interesting. How long? 381 00:30:13,521 --> 00:30:14,729 Two years and... 382 00:30:17,627 --> 00:30:18,960 twenty days. 383 00:30:19,829 --> 00:30:23,140 Then welcome in two years and... twenty days. 384 00:30:29,008 --> 00:30:30,611 Sexy glasses. 385 00:30:46,090 --> 00:30:49,423 Marks, dollars, bonds... Marks, dollars, bonds... 386 00:30:49,541 --> 00:30:50,542 What? 387 00:30:52,625 --> 00:30:54,417 Get lost, man! 388 00:30:58,953 --> 00:31:00,913 Kuba, where are you? 389 00:31:15,208 --> 00:31:16,445 - Hi. - Hi. 390 00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:18,875 We're at variance, but I must stay overnight. 391 00:31:18,958 --> 00:31:22,792 - At variance? Over what? - We aren't? So much the better. 392 00:31:22,875 --> 00:31:24,416 What have you done to your hair? 393 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:27,125 Grown, cut? Tell me what happened? 394 00:31:27,458 --> 00:31:30,052 Oh, many happy returns on your name day. 395 00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:34,413 Name day, shname day. I've left Darek! 396 00:31:36,583 --> 00:31:38,875 You don't say?! 397 00:31:39,083 --> 00:31:42,084 - Only 10 years too late. - Your long hair was more becoming. 398 00:31:42,450 --> 00:31:45,408 Ten years? Three years after the wedding. 399 00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:47,958 - You've known him for five! - Can I sleep here? 400 00:31:48,791 --> 00:31:51,541 I wanted at the hotel, but forgot you have these commies! 401 00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:53,291 I'll find something tomorrow. 402 00:31:53,833 --> 00:31:56,427 What're you talking about? Of course, you can. 403 00:31:56,500 --> 00:32:02,335 - In my room or with grandma? - With grandma?! She lives! 404 00:32:20,791 --> 00:32:24,176 Good Mom is here. Outta here. 405 00:32:24,583 --> 00:32:25,750 grandma? 406 00:32:28,208 --> 00:32:33,749 Zosia! Come to me, my darling name day girl. 407 00:32:35,916 --> 00:32:38,416 Many happy returns of the day! 408 00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:44,229 - My dear grandma! - I've got pralines for you. 409 00:32:44,791 --> 00:32:47,964 What's wrong? Something happened? 410 00:32:48,353 --> 00:32:50,394 I'm so happy to see you. 411 00:32:54,207 --> 00:32:56,624 It's no good you just walked out on him. 412 00:32:56,875 --> 00:33:02,067 If he wasn't honest with you, he should've left 413 00:33:02,363 --> 00:33:05,321 if you're sure you won't forgive him. 414 00:33:07,049 --> 00:33:11,965 In my times women often forgave men their cheating. 415 00:33:12,970 --> 00:33:14,975 After all, they're men. 416 00:33:15,083 --> 00:33:18,917 grandma, times have changed. I don't want to forgive him. 417 00:33:19,005 --> 00:33:22,503 - Most important, I don't love him. - You love someone else? 418 00:33:23,416 --> 00:33:24,375 Yes. 419 00:33:25,166 --> 00:33:27,957 You want to be with him and something's in the way? 420 00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:29,598 Yes. 421 00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:33,625 - Is he married? - That's not the problem. 422 00:33:34,166 --> 00:33:36,051 What is, then? 423 00:33:36,647 --> 00:33:39,014 I'll meet him in 8 years. 424 00:33:41,647 --> 00:33:43,605 In 8 years... 425 00:33:45,416 --> 00:33:47,160 and you love him already? 426 00:33:48,357 --> 00:33:52,231 Yes, he's the love of my life. 427 00:33:54,625 --> 00:33:55,833 I see. 428 00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:04,285 grandma, 429 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:06,457 you're the only one I can tell the truth to. 430 00:34:08,416 --> 00:34:10,500 Promise you won't laugh at me. 431 00:34:11,166 --> 00:34:12,375 Promise. 432 00:34:14,333 --> 00:34:18,095 I know my future life, the next 12 years. Day after day. 433 00:34:18,804 --> 00:34:21,222 You do? How come? 434 00:34:21,728 --> 00:34:25,434 I've lived through them. It's a time warp. 435 00:34:30,333 --> 00:34:32,084 Interesting... 436 00:34:32,166 --> 00:34:35,916 I was in bed with Kuba on Jan. 1, 2000 437 00:34:36,699 --> 00:34:38,450 and left for the bathroom for a moment. 438 00:34:38,541 --> 00:34:41,666 On my return it was '87, Darek was in bed, 439 00:34:41,755 --> 00:34:44,422 whom I don't love, and Kuba, that I do, had disappeared! 440 00:34:49,655 --> 00:34:53,615 I'd dissuaded you from marrying Darek, 441 00:34:55,416 --> 00:35:00,632 but today I advice, since it's a time warp 442 00:35:00,791 --> 00:35:05,581 and know all about him, try to find a remedy. 443 00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:08,673 Something could be salvaged. 444 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,344 Nothing can! 445 00:35:10,666 --> 00:35:13,319 I can't be with Darek since I met Kuba! 446 00:35:13,407 --> 00:35:14,782 What remedy? 447 00:35:14,875 --> 00:35:17,112 To enter the room before he takes off his pants? 448 00:35:17,184 --> 00:35:18,052 I can do that. 449 00:35:18,291 --> 00:35:20,578 But I can't change his mindset. 450 00:35:20,916 --> 00:35:23,458 Darek's a guy who shouldn't start a family! 451 00:35:25,177 --> 00:35:27,521 Aren't you jumping to conclusions? 452 00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:33,250 What would you do if you were me? 453 00:35:33,728 --> 00:35:35,937 If there was a time warp? 454 00:35:37,829 --> 00:35:41,079 I'd certainly try to remedy whatever possible. 455 00:35:43,291 --> 00:35:47,735 I wouldn't move out of the house for sure. 456 00:35:49,217 --> 00:35:50,967 It's your home. 457 00:35:52,416 --> 00:35:55,530 It's so good you're here. 458 00:36:15,750 --> 00:36:17,724 - Teresa, you're here... - Hi, Zosia. 459 00:36:17,833 --> 00:36:20,166 - Outta here. Bye. - Hi, Jurek. 460 00:36:20,831 --> 00:36:23,713 - May I date you some day? - What's so urgent? 461 00:36:23,978 --> 00:36:27,894 You're married, but no wedding ring today, so I thought... 462 00:36:28,052 --> 00:36:30,760 Warm, warm. Why don't you read 463 00:36:30,849 --> 00:36:33,183 "Personal Attraction from the First Sight 464 00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:35,625 till Emotional Attachments..." 465 00:36:35,958 --> 00:36:37,083 Who wrote it? 466 00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:40,534 "Social Psychology" by Aronson, Wilson, Alert; Warsaw 1997. 467 00:36:40,625 --> 00:36:43,538 I'll sure read it. '97? You mean '87? 468 00:36:44,088 --> 00:36:45,784 Sure. But I have other fish to fry. 469 00:36:45,875 --> 00:36:48,250 I'm making a genuine GDR coffee 470 00:36:48,396 --> 00:36:52,440 Dad's brought from a business trip. Isn't today your name day? 471 00:36:52,541 --> 00:36:54,706 It is because it's today! 472 00:36:55,224 --> 00:36:56,469 Got something for coffee? 473 00:36:56,875 --> 00:36:58,525 The pralines! 474 00:37:00,125 --> 00:37:03,000 Teresa! Come here for a sec, come. 475 00:37:07,846 --> 00:37:11,139 Excuse me, I must've lost my way. 476 00:37:11,847 --> 00:37:14,413 I'm looking for the Sociology Dept. office... 477 00:37:14,501 --> 00:37:17,389 Sociology is on Karowa St. Somewhere else. 478 00:37:17,458 --> 00:37:18,583 Open up! 479 00:37:18,672 --> 00:37:20,635 I'm not disturbing, I hope. 480 00:37:20,806 --> 00:37:22,370 Are you kidding me? 481 00:37:22,458 --> 00:37:26,791 A little. Goodbye. Go now. It's far from here. 482 00:37:41,583 --> 00:37:43,416 You aren't too polite. A sympatico guy... 483 00:37:43,514 --> 00:37:44,936 I know what I'm doing. 484 00:37:45,041 --> 00:37:47,333 You crazy? I give you coffee and you... 485 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,632 I'm so happy we'll be drinking the coffee all alone! 486 00:37:50,708 --> 00:37:53,139 In 10 years, we'll set up a psychotherapeutic office! 487 00:37:53,208 --> 00:37:55,458 - And me? - You'll be treated there. 488 00:37:55,875 --> 00:37:57,000 Great... 489 00:38:57,958 --> 00:39:00,416 "...How do I find Kuba?" 490 00:39:07,375 --> 00:39:09,541 "...And why me?!" 491 00:39:43,833 --> 00:39:47,479 Please be seated. One moment. 492 00:39:55,818 --> 00:39:58,082 You know what's the best in the world? 493 00:40:00,204 --> 00:40:03,096 Communism. And what's the worst? 494 00:40:03,184 --> 00:40:05,188 The fact that it's over here. 495 00:40:12,570 --> 00:40:16,247 - You've flipped out? - Yes, because I married you. 496 00:40:18,681 --> 00:40:21,307 Are you writing poems? We have visitors! 497 00:40:21,541 --> 00:40:24,904 - You do. - No food ready? 498 00:40:25,105 --> 00:40:28,105 If you like to eat, you could've done it. 499 00:40:28,333 --> 00:40:32,334 - If you'd warned me. - I warned you that I give a shit! 500 00:40:37,083 --> 00:40:39,235 Oh sweet Jesus Mary, Zocha... 501 00:40:39,625 --> 00:40:42,666 Zosia! I'm sorry. I clean forgot. 502 00:40:42,875 --> 00:40:46,121 It's your name day today. Forgive me. 503 00:40:46,208 --> 00:40:47,985 All because of that meeting. 504 00:40:48,208 --> 00:40:51,460 You know how important it is. I told you. Remember? 505 00:40:51,666 --> 00:40:55,202 The Svensons are looking for a site near Warsaw for IKEA. 506 00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:58,833 And they liked my 3 ha of wasteland. 507 00:40:58,916 --> 00:41:03,414 Zosia! It may be a gold mine to set us for a lifetime. 508 00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:06,458 I'll celebrate your name day every day. 509 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:12,887 - What is it, anyway? - I want you to leave me alone. 510 00:41:13,230 --> 00:41:17,021 I will if you prepare the dinner. You'll leave for a week! 511 00:41:17,125 --> 00:41:21,375 Why? This is my home. You leave... tomorrow for two weeks. 512 00:41:22,476 --> 00:41:26,884 Tomorrow? Give me two days at least. 513 00:41:26,972 --> 00:41:29,016 I must get the folks ready in the firm. 514 00:41:29,375 --> 00:41:31,360 Will you leave for two weeks? 515 00:41:31,449 --> 00:41:33,469 Just make the dinner. I beg you! 516 00:41:35,023 --> 00:41:39,023 - There's nothing in the house. - Nothing? I've provided everything! 517 00:41:39,159 --> 00:41:42,284 Kabanosy, smoked sirloin, ham! Everything! 518 00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:43,697 You know what it took?! 519 00:41:44,083 --> 00:41:46,724 Tickets to that film festival, a color TV I bartered 520 00:41:46,833 --> 00:41:50,443 for bikes for the twins of the meat products manager. 521 00:41:50,541 --> 00:41:53,333 Now I have back door access to that supermarket all year! 522 00:41:53,416 --> 00:41:56,286 Everything's in the fridge. Just start preparing it. I beg you! 523 00:41:57,056 --> 00:42:00,470 I'll make the dinner. Our last together. 524 00:42:01,041 --> 00:42:02,708 My sweet... 525 00:42:05,916 --> 00:42:07,875 And some good advice: Better not tell them 526 00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:09,576 about your holidays in Sweden... 527 00:42:10,101 --> 00:42:14,027 Come on, Zosia. I know what, when and to whom. 528 00:42:16,934 --> 00:42:18,447 It's a first class dinner. 529 00:42:18,541 --> 00:42:20,916 I haven't eaten kabanosy for months. 530 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,876 The last dinner I'm making in this house. Thank you. 531 00:42:24,291 --> 00:42:29,202 I understand you. I'd like to suddenly bolt from the kitchen, take a suitcase 532 00:42:29,291 --> 00:42:30,875 and flee for ever. 533 00:42:30,958 --> 00:42:35,125 - What's that, a modern kind of joke? - She isn't kidding. 534 00:42:35,416 --> 00:42:36,569 But it's irresponsible. 535 00:42:36,666 --> 00:42:39,882 And how! I'll do it too. Enough of this slavery. 536 00:42:40,833 --> 00:42:44,374 What's this meeting in the house?! There're restaurants... 537 00:42:51,958 --> 00:42:54,521 Lars's congratulations on having such a wonderful wife! 538 00:42:54,625 --> 00:42:57,313 He's happy we'll be business partners. 539 00:42:57,416 --> 00:43:01,300 So am I! All the best! Your health. 540 00:43:01,375 --> 00:43:03,432 We Poles and the Swedes have a lot in common. 541 00:43:03,521 --> 00:43:05,808 We had a common king, have a common sea. 542 00:43:05,907 --> 00:43:09,846 Swedes have everything just enough, and we've had enough of everything. 543 00:43:12,003 --> 00:43:15,044 I'll tell you about my holidays in Sweden. 544 00:43:16,552 --> 00:43:17,802 I tell them... 545 00:43:18,916 --> 00:43:21,166 Ten years ago I was on vacation, 546 00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:24,416 in Oaxen Skargardskrog near Stockholm! 547 00:43:24,559 --> 00:43:25,527 Go ahead! 548 00:43:26,541 --> 00:43:28,840 With Tadeusz here 549 00:43:29,545 --> 00:43:32,843 we'd been going on holidays together for 10 years... 550 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:37,083 Vodka, cigarettes, barter. One had to make a living, no? 551 00:43:37,298 --> 00:43:39,965 - He had a Fiat 125p. - Yellow Bahama. 552 00:43:40,123 --> 00:43:46,083 And I, a Polish trailer. I was so young then, huh? 553 00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:49,576 It was more difficult to get than a flat. 554 00:43:50,291 --> 00:43:53,875 - In 1977... - I was refused my passport. 555 00:43:54,041 --> 00:43:55,802 The holidays - in jeopardy. 556 00:43:55,875 --> 00:44:00,041 And the possible pay I could've lived off for a year. 557 00:44:00,221 --> 00:44:01,661 Add what comes to the rescue? 558 00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:04,900 My entrepreneurial gene 559 00:44:09,585 --> 00:44:12,584 Tadeusz tows me in the trailer to Świnoujście, 560 00:44:12,673 --> 00:44:14,233 where he parks it on the ferry. 561 00:44:15,346 --> 00:44:17,594 Having made friends with a truck driver, 562 00:44:18,583 --> 00:44:22,331 I had him tow me to a campground to Oaxen. 563 00:44:22,916 --> 00:44:27,605 And the next two months saw me hustle the campground. 564 00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:30,592 But in a cultured way, of course. It was before I met Zosia. 565 00:44:30,679 --> 00:44:32,304 But in a cultured way. 566 00:44:32,393 --> 00:44:35,262 Before I knew it, all my friends had gone home 567 00:44:36,019 --> 00:44:38,273 and I was left in the trailer in the campground! 568 00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:42,798 - The fall semester had already begun... - But your entrepreneurial gene? 569 00:44:44,750 --> 00:44:47,722 I reported to the police that my car had been stolen. 570 00:44:47,856 --> 00:44:51,425 "Impossible," they say. So I showed them the trailer. 571 00:44:51,750 --> 00:44:55,956 That convinced them there had had to be a car. 572 00:44:56,228 --> 00:44:57,943 They didn't even ask me about the car papers 573 00:44:58,032 --> 00:45:00,523 and started looking for the car all over Sweden... 574 00:45:02,083 --> 00:45:05,459 I stayed at the hotel, as they'd paid for it. 575 00:45:05,547 --> 00:45:08,319 Finally, they found nothing, of course. 576 00:45:08,806 --> 00:45:11,764 Soon the cops came, writhing with shame, 577 00:45:11,891 --> 00:45:14,805 and suggested that they tow me to the ferry. 578 00:45:15,710 --> 00:45:18,100 So I sat at ease, smoking a cigarette, 579 00:45:19,110 --> 00:45:21,804 while a police Volvo was towing my trailer. 580 00:45:21,893 --> 00:45:24,246 A senior officer apologized: "Nothing like that has happened 581 00:45:24,333 --> 00:45:26,667 in my 30 years on the force" he said. 582 00:45:27,820 --> 00:45:31,277 I was waiting in Świnoujście in my Yellow Bahama.... 583 00:45:31,291 --> 00:45:32,579 And tows me to Warsaw. 584 00:45:32,750 --> 00:45:36,949 My only holidays abroad in a trailer without a car! 585 00:45:44,050 --> 00:45:46,039 Lars wants to get it right. 586 00:45:46,128 --> 00:45:48,391 Did the police look for a car that was not? 587 00:45:48,605 --> 00:45:49,773 Not at all! 588 00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:53,241 Why did they look, then? 589 00:45:53,583 --> 00:45:57,213 It boggled the suckers' minds that one can pull such a fast one. 590 00:46:05,269 --> 00:46:09,101 Did you deceive the police to go and look for your car 591 00:46:09,190 --> 00:46:11,746 - that never was? - Aren't I saying they're suckers? 592 00:46:14,335 --> 00:46:16,378 Lars says it's not funny. 593 00:46:17,583 --> 00:46:18,427 No? 594 00:46:24,242 --> 00:46:26,974 Shall we meet alone without the husbands? 595 00:46:27,083 --> 00:46:30,000 - With pleasure. - To plot against us, huh? 596 00:46:30,083 --> 00:46:32,621 Why? You'll do yourselves in alone. 597 00:46:32,958 --> 00:46:35,041 - How about tomorrow? - OK. 598 00:46:35,708 --> 00:46:37,874 Bye. Take care. 599 00:46:41,125 --> 00:46:43,110 Thank you, Darek. 600 00:46:43,208 --> 00:46:44,125 I'm sorry. 601 00:46:46,429 --> 00:46:47,391 Good bye. 602 00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:50,760 Everything was delicious. Love. Good bye. 603 00:46:51,375 --> 00:46:53,458 It was nice. Bye. Take care. 604 00:47:01,333 --> 00:47:05,416 Thanks, Zosia. Svenson has clearly fallen for you. 605 00:47:05,505 --> 00:47:07,012 We got the deal closed, huh? 606 00:47:07,619 --> 00:47:09,755 We don't. Your wasteland will lie fallow. 607 00:47:09,833 --> 00:47:13,141 How come? Łomianki - the ideal site for IKEA! 608 00:47:13,333 --> 00:47:15,500 IKEA will be in Janki. 609 00:47:17,090 --> 00:47:18,717 In Łom-janki. 610 00:47:27,250 --> 00:47:30,166 I've invited you for coffee, because I think 611 00:47:30,253 --> 00:47:32,182 we'll be the best friends in 3 years. 612 00:47:32,543 --> 00:47:34,416 I don't make friends easily. 613 00:47:34,505 --> 00:47:37,046 But I know it'll pan out. Why put it off? 614 00:47:39,128 --> 00:47:42,878 I always liked you of all the wives of our sharp operators... 615 00:47:42,967 --> 00:47:44,800 I didn't, which was a mistake. 616 00:47:44,889 --> 00:47:48,410 You are worthier than all of us combined. 617 00:47:50,518 --> 00:47:52,476 No matter how resistant I am to compliments, 618 00:47:52,565 --> 00:47:55,190 it's nice to hear, anyway. 619 00:47:55,875 --> 00:48:00,780 Since we're friends, tell me who Darek cheats on me with? 620 00:48:03,134 --> 00:48:08,550 What a question?! I don't know if he does... 621 00:48:08,639 --> 00:48:11,277 Even if I did, you don't tell such things. 622 00:48:11,416 --> 00:48:13,083 A friend to a friend? 623 00:48:13,172 --> 00:48:15,730 - Then we're friends already? - Very much so! 624 00:48:16,791 --> 00:48:19,619 Would you if you knew something about Tad? 625 00:48:19,706 --> 00:48:20,791 Of, course! 626 00:48:20,956 --> 00:48:22,958 You don't tell such things. 627 00:48:23,125 --> 00:48:27,916 Deep down you're very unhappy. Tad isn't too affectionate 628 00:48:28,083 --> 00:48:31,298 and you still can't get over his fling with the vice Miss Polonia. 629 00:48:31,547 --> 00:48:33,226 How do you know? 630 00:48:33,958 --> 00:48:36,833 Even if I mumbled something when drunk... 631 00:48:36,922 --> 00:48:38,809 - ... it was long ago and untrue! - Sure. 632 00:48:40,673 --> 00:48:42,885 Who does Darek cheat on me with? 633 00:48:44,329 --> 00:48:45,578 I don't know! 634 00:48:46,291 --> 00:48:48,293 Find out from Tad. 635 00:48:51,291 --> 00:48:53,994 How can they serve coffee in glasses? 636 00:48:54,291 --> 00:48:55,532 In what, then? 637 00:48:57,231 --> 00:48:58,523 Waitress! 638 00:49:02,068 --> 00:49:05,347 In 10 years, it'll be a super sushi restaurant. 639 00:49:06,164 --> 00:49:07,333 In this café? 640 00:49:07,708 --> 00:49:11,582 A Japanese style sushi restaurant. Raw fish on rice. 641 00:49:12,030 --> 00:49:14,827 - Yuck! An abomination! - You'll gorge on it. You'll see. 642 00:49:15,831 --> 00:49:17,634 - May I help you? - With plastic? 643 00:49:21,380 --> 00:49:26,714 So suddenly on May, 16, 1987 we'll start a lifelong friendship... 644 00:49:29,875 --> 00:49:31,900 - Menu? - That's in plastic covers. 645 00:49:33,166 --> 00:49:34,915 I'll pay with cash. 646 00:49:41,333 --> 00:49:43,766 Oh, darn it, May 16... 647 00:49:47,250 --> 00:49:48,168 Bye! 648 00:49:57,541 --> 00:49:59,415 - grandma? - Here! 649 00:50:00,416 --> 00:50:02,833 - Pack up! - I am. 650 00:50:02,922 --> 00:50:04,867 I'm taking you to the seaside! 651 00:50:04,956 --> 00:50:10,670 Not to the seaside. To the sanatorium. 652 00:50:10,750 --> 00:50:12,143 I won't let you! 653 00:50:12,231 --> 00:50:14,340 We've put the seaside off for too long... 654 00:50:14,416 --> 00:50:18,628 But a referral... so hard to get! I waited for half a year. 655 00:50:18,773 --> 00:50:21,858 - Where at the seaside? - To the sanatorium... 656 00:50:26,375 --> 00:50:30,543 You'll go to the sanatorium. It's more beautiful in the fall. 657 00:50:31,041 --> 00:50:33,130 I'm not thinking about it at all. 658 00:50:33,594 --> 00:50:35,009 What are you thinking about then? 659 00:50:36,250 --> 00:50:40,072 - I think... - What's crossing your mind? 660 00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:43,945 What if I had a beer? 661 00:50:51,958 --> 00:50:53,541 This is OK, yes? 662 00:50:53,791 --> 00:50:57,601 A history major, I can't find a job in this country? 663 00:50:57,708 --> 00:51:01,093 I... paint chimneys... But wanted to be an archeologist. 664 00:51:01,222 --> 00:51:01,996 No way! 665 00:51:02,083 --> 00:51:05,894 We have plenty of work. You must've fallen from grace. 666 00:51:06,007 --> 00:51:06,663 What? 667 00:51:06,750 --> 00:51:08,570 - You must've been active... - Nuts... 668 00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:11,060 Why did you set up labor unions? 669 00:51:11,655 --> 00:51:14,120 We deluded ourselves one could live a normal life! 670 00:51:14,208 --> 00:51:17,043 - One can. - No! You've proved we can't. 671 00:51:17,125 --> 00:51:19,777 Fuck everything, then! When I get my passport, 672 00:51:19,875 --> 00:51:23,577 - we take Maciek and leave. I won't... - Good riddance. 673 00:51:23,666 --> 00:51:26,083 No! I can't tell you how I know it, 674 00:51:26,172 --> 00:51:29,753 but things will be better. Hold on for a while! 675 00:51:30,458 --> 00:51:34,548 - How long? - Till June 4th, '89. 676 00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:55,293 COMMUNIST PARTY FOR AGREEMENT AND CONTENTION 677 00:52:29,708 --> 00:52:34,083 I'm glad you're happy. The two of us here. 678 00:52:34,820 --> 00:52:37,585 The only bright side of the time warp. 679 00:52:37,791 --> 00:52:41,759 - Jake, you like it? - Uh-huh. 680 00:52:43,581 --> 00:52:46,594 - Maybe this, then? - For Christ's sake! 681 00:52:46,681 --> 00:52:48,074 Which one then? 682 00:52:50,427 --> 00:52:52,885 You can't decide. I know. 683 00:53:14,583 --> 00:53:17,166 Sometimes I think it's a dream... 684 00:53:17,255 --> 00:53:19,336 this future life. 685 00:53:19,927 --> 00:53:21,634 Kuba, Florka. 686 00:53:21,722 --> 00:53:24,891 - What Florka? - Your granddaughter. 687 00:53:26,626 --> 00:53:29,773 Will I have Florka, my great-granddaughter? 688 00:53:31,315 --> 00:53:33,297 You are pregnant. 689 00:53:34,648 --> 00:53:36,699 Oh, darn it! 690 00:53:39,228 --> 00:53:43,769 I'm not, dammit! And I should be in 2 weeks! 691 00:53:43,858 --> 00:53:46,400 If I want to have Florka... Goddammit! 692 00:53:48,501 --> 00:53:51,079 You'd rather wait for that Kuba of yours? 693 00:53:51,583 --> 00:53:53,500 Yes! To have Florka with him. 694 00:53:54,041 --> 00:53:59,164 If what you say is true, it will be another Florka. 695 00:54:00,083 --> 00:54:01,804 What do I do, then? 696 00:54:03,847 --> 00:54:08,264 Polish president. Six letters, the third e? 697 00:54:08,423 --> 00:54:09,632 Wałęsa. 698 00:54:10,155 --> 00:54:11,617 What Wałęsa? 699 00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,363 Polish President... 700 00:54:14,576 --> 00:54:15,746 Bierut. 701 00:54:18,833 --> 00:54:20,613 The 3rd necklace this week. 702 00:54:20,701 --> 00:54:23,630 But it's a bargain. See how beautiful they are? 703 00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:25,928 This is the homeland of amber. 704 00:54:26,250 --> 00:54:27,666 We don't have money!... 705 00:54:27,753 --> 00:54:29,490 - Then borrow. - Again? 706 00:54:29,708 --> 00:54:32,666 I want to have Florka, but can't return to Darek! 707 00:54:33,032 --> 00:54:34,240 I don't want to! 708 00:54:36,291 --> 00:54:40,208 Should I return to let him impregnate me? 709 00:54:40,297 --> 00:54:43,505 You can't get pregnant without it. 710 00:54:44,125 --> 00:54:46,250 God, what a lowlife... 711 00:54:46,666 --> 00:54:50,916 This will go with the dress we bought yesterday. 712 00:54:51,146 --> 00:54:53,384 Here. This is all I got. 713 00:54:54,423 --> 00:54:56,757 So we can leave home earlier. 714 00:54:56,916 --> 00:54:59,471 Stop always bickering with me over money! 715 00:54:59,541 --> 00:55:01,750 Where do I take it from? 716 00:55:01,838 --> 00:55:04,547 Your account. You should earn more. 717 00:55:07,184 --> 00:55:09,810 You give up the necklace? I'm interested. 718 00:55:09,898 --> 00:55:12,190 Moment! I'm giving it some thought! 719 00:55:57,500 --> 00:56:03,192 The bus carrying patients from Warsaw to the sanatorium 720 00:56:03,666 --> 00:56:06,250 fell into a ditch. 721 00:56:06,458 --> 00:56:10,874 There are 15 injured. Luckily, no deaths reported... 722 00:56:10,965 --> 00:56:14,414 Commander Jarosz from local police... 723 00:56:19,625 --> 00:56:20,949 Tea. 724 00:56:22,349 --> 00:56:23,920 Thank you. 725 00:56:32,833 --> 00:56:36,941 Even if I met Kuba by accident, what would I tell him? 726 00:56:37,141 --> 00:56:39,894 "Excuse me, sir, I'd like to have your child, 727 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,416 as, in 9 years, we'll be together, anyway." 728 00:56:43,375 --> 00:56:45,378 It should be put more delicately... 729 00:56:46,041 --> 00:56:48,920 Delicately? Everything sucks! 730 00:56:52,621 --> 00:56:57,253 This trip was to be for you, whereas I pester you all the time. 731 00:56:57,478 --> 00:56:59,156 Let's have fish. 732 00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:02,000 It may be in short supply here. 733 00:57:02,291 --> 00:57:03,771 At the seaside?! 734 00:57:05,125 --> 00:57:09,532 If the Soviet Union had the Sahara, sand would be in short supply. 735 00:57:11,958 --> 00:57:13,700 What's so funny about it? 736 00:57:29,375 --> 00:57:32,791 Careful, boy. You drive too fast. Where's Mommy? 737 00:57:33,041 --> 00:57:35,750 Name's Robert Kubica from Kraków. 738 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,541 What're you doing, Rob? I'm sorry, ladies. 739 00:57:38,666 --> 00:57:40,333 That's all right. 740 00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:43,469 I'd like to show you... 741 00:57:43,791 --> 00:57:46,916 the 18th century bridge I mentioned to you. 742 00:57:47,083 --> 00:57:49,081 - Would you like? - Sure thing. 743 00:57:50,875 --> 00:57:52,565 I like Sopot. 744 00:57:53,188 --> 00:57:56,744 It's so quiet and peaceful. 745 00:58:01,079 --> 00:58:03,740 Catch him! The SOB! 746 00:58:06,369 --> 00:58:07,976 Give me that bike. 747 00:58:08,083 --> 00:58:11,041 But it's my bike. Leave me alone! 748 00:58:11,500 --> 00:58:12,635 Help me! 749 00:58:12,708 --> 00:58:14,458 What's going on there? 750 00:58:14,708 --> 00:58:17,708 - But it's my bike. - Gimme. 751 00:58:18,458 --> 00:58:22,791 - Hey, leave him alone? - What will you do to us, Licorice? 752 00:58:23,291 --> 00:58:26,242 - Give it back. - Get lost, it's our bike now. 753 00:58:30,041 --> 00:58:33,965 - Give the bike back to him. - But it's ours. 754 00:58:35,284 --> 00:58:37,034 - Giving it back? - No. 755 00:58:39,958 --> 00:58:41,291 Get lost, kid. 756 00:58:43,291 --> 00:58:47,603 You bandit. I'm going to the police. 757 00:58:50,541 --> 00:58:53,569 Kuba! Oh, Jesus!... 758 00:58:53,708 --> 00:58:55,168 What happened? 759 00:58:55,375 --> 00:58:58,166 - Oh, Jesus!!! It was him!... - Who? 760 00:58:58,416 --> 00:58:59,583 Kuba!!! 761 00:58:59,666 --> 00:59:01,125 Your Kuba? 762 00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:03,449 I didn't know he was in Sopot then. 763 00:59:03,538 --> 00:59:06,159 How come in Sopot? Not in Canada? 764 00:59:06,248 --> 00:59:10,496 - grandma, forgive me, I have to run! - That goes without saying. 765 00:59:44,708 --> 00:59:46,168 Stop!!! 766 00:59:47,199 --> 00:59:49,156 Oh, darn it, crazy! Tired of life? 767 00:59:49,246 --> 00:59:51,246 Where's the other one? I saw you a moment ago! 768 00:59:51,583 --> 00:59:52,913 I took him to the station. 769 00:59:53,041 --> 00:59:56,143 - Was it Mr. Kuba Radecki? - Maybe. I don't know. 770 00:59:56,791 --> 00:59:58,135 Where did you find him? 771 00:59:58,208 --> 01:00:03,010 - He stayed in the Writers' Retreat. - Writers' Retreat? Thank you! 772 01:00:05,541 --> 01:00:06,860 A regular crazy. 773 01:00:21,666 --> 01:00:26,250 Excuse me. Did Mr. Kuba Radecki stay here? 774 01:00:27,666 --> 01:00:29,882 - Are you a member? - No... 775 01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:36,583 Sorry, no information for strangers. This is a Writers' Retreat. 776 01:00:36,802 --> 01:00:39,030 - I need it very badly. - I understand, 777 01:00:39,226 --> 01:00:40,552 but I can't help, anyway. 778 01:00:40,625 --> 01:00:43,208 You can! But you don't want to! 779 01:00:44,485 --> 01:00:46,460 Makes no difference. 780 01:00:46,833 --> 01:00:49,235 Miss Róża, water that hare's-foot fern. 781 01:01:02,041 --> 01:01:03,664 What a country. 782 01:01:06,134 --> 01:01:09,579 Secretive about anything. We're in the NATO for a year now! 783 01:01:10,208 --> 01:01:11,833 In 12 years, that is. 784 01:01:12,199 --> 01:01:14,366 - They didn't tell you? - No. 785 01:01:15,708 --> 01:01:17,958 You must've botched it. 786 01:01:29,500 --> 01:01:32,010 - Will we be in the NATO? - Yeah. 787 01:01:50,083 --> 01:01:56,930 Good morning. Excuse me. I was passing by 788 01:01:57,166 --> 01:02:00,282 when a motorbike was leaving this place. 789 01:02:00,411 --> 01:02:04,119 The man in the back dropped his keys. 790 01:02:04,625 --> 01:02:06,416 It may be important. 791 01:02:06,875 --> 01:02:10,570 My husband took one of the guests to the station. 792 01:02:10,875 --> 01:02:13,856 Thank you. His wife is returning from Jurata, 793 01:02:13,945 --> 01:02:15,818 so we'll give her the keys tomorrow. 794 01:02:16,875 --> 01:02:21,166 He may have trouble entering the house. 795 01:02:22,541 --> 01:02:23,541 Yep. 796 01:02:23,619 --> 01:02:26,469 But we can't help it. 797 01:02:26,541 --> 01:02:31,539 If it's somebody from Warsaw... my grandson is returning there by car. 798 01:02:31,856 --> 01:02:33,623 He can take them to him. 799 01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:37,570 Yes? What a lucky coincidence... 800 01:02:38,083 --> 01:02:41,907 - I'll give you the address. - Very good. 801 01:02:46,833 --> 01:02:47,834 No?! 802 01:02:51,447 --> 01:02:53,280 22 Egejska St. 803 01:02:54,166 --> 01:02:56,125 Close to my place... where the laundry is. 804 01:02:56,333 --> 01:02:58,932 grandma, you're a genius. 805 01:02:59,625 --> 01:03:02,659 You may want to return to Warsaw immediately? 806 01:03:12,666 --> 01:03:14,362 I must walk the dog! Come! 807 01:03:14,458 --> 01:03:16,956 Where's hello to you husband? 808 01:03:17,375 --> 01:03:19,375 Why now? You've never walked him. 809 01:03:19,458 --> 01:03:21,695 I must start it one day... I'm taking the car! 810 01:03:21,884 --> 01:03:26,384 The car to walk the dog? To the seaside... 811 01:03:26,512 --> 01:03:27,762 with this dog? 812 01:03:37,875 --> 01:03:39,012 Come. 813 01:03:39,875 --> 01:03:41,697 DRY CLEANING 814 01:03:47,485 --> 01:03:50,438 Kuba used to have a dog too, a poodle. 815 01:03:51,010 --> 01:03:54,427 Embarrassed to walk it, he'd do it after dark. 816 01:03:54,516 --> 01:03:56,224 Maybe we'll luck out. 817 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:00,248 It's here. 818 01:04:44,250 --> 01:04:45,728 Aren't you exaggerating? 819 01:04:45,875 --> 01:04:48,791 You've been away for 3 days. I worry myself stiff. 820 01:04:48,916 --> 01:04:50,206 You were to go away. 821 01:04:50,333 --> 01:04:52,331 - Should I vanish? - That'd be the best... 822 01:04:52,500 --> 01:04:55,001 We have to talk about your problem. 823 01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:57,309 You don't like something about me? 824 01:04:58,750 --> 01:05:00,416 Let's think. Hmm. 825 01:05:00,505 --> 01:05:02,463 You smoke in bed, don't keep your word, 826 01:05:02,552 --> 01:05:03,927 ignore my opinion... 827 01:05:04,016 --> 01:05:07,010 Rather than a friend, you behave like my owner... 828 01:05:07,083 --> 01:05:10,168 I'm decent, respected, and highly regarded. 829 01:05:10,429 --> 01:05:14,054 Your humors are becoming more and more irritating. 830 01:05:14,367 --> 01:05:16,125 With a less tolerant guy... 831 01:05:16,213 --> 01:05:18,884 With a more tolerant - no humors. 832 01:05:18,972 --> 01:05:22,474 I wonder if there are any more tolerant than me. 833 01:05:22,563 --> 01:05:23,718 You do what you please! 834 01:05:23,806 --> 01:05:27,396 - For which I demand a bit of respect! - I have none for you. 835 01:05:27,483 --> 01:05:30,465 - Why? - Because... 836 01:05:35,063 --> 01:05:36,288 You know what? 837 01:05:36,583 --> 01:05:40,929 You've got a problem! More serious than you think! 838 01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:44,047 Go to a shrink to treat your head! 839 01:05:52,583 --> 01:05:54,528 It will be cooler for you. 840 01:05:55,289 --> 01:05:58,581 You think your mistress is misbehaving, huh? 841 01:05:58,670 --> 01:06:00,525 Whatever. I don't care. 842 01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:18,396 What the hell? Away with that rust heap! 843 01:06:30,541 --> 01:06:32,041 Oh, Jesus! 844 01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:35,583 Goddammit! 845 01:06:37,208 --> 01:06:40,451 Jeanette, a hostess, 21. 846 01:06:40,626 --> 01:06:42,445 In Darek's bedsitter. 847 01:06:42,751 --> 01:06:45,584 She carries a thermos bottle after him when they go hunting. 848 01:06:45,916 --> 01:06:48,000 Darek had a bedsitter? 849 01:06:48,655 --> 01:06:53,367 Tad is not sure. Maybe somebody gives him the keys. 850 01:06:55,791 --> 01:06:58,460 I can't believe it hasn't registered on you. 851 01:06:58,548 --> 01:07:02,842 - You aren't even emotional about it... - How many times can you be? 852 01:07:03,282 --> 01:07:05,800 When I make sure, I'll call you. Home? 853 01:07:05,875 --> 01:07:09,791 Not home. Better my cell... OK, home. 854 01:07:12,264 --> 01:07:16,454 How beautiful it'd be if every one of us had a phone in the pocket. 855 01:07:16,541 --> 01:07:21,250 - You call when you wish... - As if in a GDR sci-fi flick? 856 01:07:21,541 --> 01:07:23,980 I have the feeling it will be in 9, 10 years... 857 01:07:24,083 --> 01:07:29,353 - In Poland? In 110! - That's what I wanted to say. 858 01:07:30,750 --> 01:07:36,541 "I can't give you much I can't give you much 859 01:07:36,829 --> 01:07:43,130 Cause I don't have enough! 860 01:07:45,500 --> 01:07:50,916 I can't give you much I can't give you much 861 01:07:52,041 --> 01:07:53,625 I'm so sorry..." 862 01:07:54,166 --> 01:07:59,916 "Blunted by time charm, The clink of empty glass, 863 01:08:01,190 --> 01:08:04,607 Dream's not come true... 864 01:08:08,375 --> 01:08:14,666 A divided world, Thoughts deserving bars..." 865 01:08:23,128 --> 01:08:24,756 I like to watch fire... 866 01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:30,039 I love you, Zosia. 867 01:08:31,207 --> 01:08:32,434 I love you too. 868 01:08:39,917 --> 01:08:41,399 I like to watch fire... 869 01:08:44,243 --> 01:08:45,676 I do love you, Zosia. 870 01:08:45,828 --> 01:08:47,099 But I don't. 871 01:08:48,764 --> 01:08:51,930 How can you do it? I love yesterday, but not today?! 872 01:08:52,167 --> 01:08:54,923 You have an awful character. You're an egoist... 873 01:08:55,667 --> 01:08:58,228 "Egoist is the one who doesn't think about me" right? 874 01:08:58,832 --> 01:09:01,332 - And you cheat me to boot. - What cheat? 875 01:09:02,750 --> 01:09:04,721 Cheat on me! 876 01:09:07,029 --> 01:09:10,611 Wait a minute. How come I cheat on you? 877 01:09:11,662 --> 01:09:12,704 With whom? 878 01:09:17,250 --> 01:09:18,875 And why should I? 879 01:09:18,957 --> 01:09:21,875 Why? Because you've never loved me. 880 01:09:22,613 --> 01:09:25,445 Who with? A list beginning with our neighbor Jola till 881 01:09:25,542 --> 01:09:28,070 the chicks you meet in the street? 882 01:09:28,293 --> 01:09:31,349 I don't even know her name's Jola! 883 01:09:31,792 --> 01:09:35,492 - Sure. It'll be in a year's time... - You're obsessed with this cheating. 884 01:09:35,917 --> 01:09:37,739 By the way who's Kuba? 885 01:09:38,832 --> 01:09:41,994 Kuba is not. Not yet. But will be. 886 01:09:42,707 --> 01:09:44,248 You're not quite normal. 887 01:09:44,457 --> 01:09:46,859 Your mom couldn't settle down and you can't either. 888 01:09:46,975 --> 01:09:49,163 - She's the one to blame. - Back off my mother. 889 01:09:49,250 --> 01:09:52,500 I was the fool not to have met someone before I met you. 890 01:09:52,582 --> 01:09:55,625 - Girls warned me: A ladies' man... - They were jealous! 891 01:09:55,713 --> 01:10:00,047 But I wanted to change you! Live as you please but without me! 892 01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:03,440 Doesn't my love for you matter? 893 01:10:03,550 --> 01:10:07,542 don't cheat on you, haver no flings, and love you and only you? 894 01:10:08,457 --> 01:10:10,625 But for the truth, I'd almost believe you... 895 01:10:10,713 --> 01:10:13,297 - How do I prove it? - I don't love you, Darek. 896 01:10:13,743 --> 01:10:17,036 But don't worry. We'll divorce in... '95. 897 01:10:17,375 --> 01:10:19,952 You'll stay with that slut I've caught you with. 898 01:10:20,042 --> 01:10:23,542 I'll meet Kuba... Florka'll admire him more than you. 899 01:10:25,548 --> 01:10:29,090 By saying so, you activate bad energy. 900 01:10:30,275 --> 01:10:31,354 What Florka? 901 01:10:32,979 --> 01:10:34,729 Our daughter Florka. 902 01:10:37,618 --> 01:10:39,158 Are you pregnant? 903 01:10:40,375 --> 01:10:42,787 Hence the moods! 904 01:10:43,542 --> 01:10:44,766 She was to be Karen! 905 01:10:44,854 --> 01:10:47,663 Actually, I'm not pregnant. That's the problem. 906 01:10:47,780 --> 01:10:49,233 You aren't pregnant. 907 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:54,938 Do you want... 908 01:10:57,570 --> 01:10:58,942 I want Florka. 909 01:11:00,542 --> 01:11:02,490 All right, let her be Florka. 910 01:11:09,582 --> 01:11:12,034 So you love me, right? Good. 911 01:11:14,707 --> 01:11:16,499 So you won't go! 912 01:11:24,417 --> 01:11:28,208 Zbysiu! Hi, pal! Of course, we're going. 913 01:11:29,667 --> 01:11:31,376 I get awfully lost. 914 01:11:31,750 --> 01:11:34,273 I've cleared everything with Zosia. 915 01:11:34,582 --> 01:11:37,666 She is wise and understands that men have hobbies! 916 01:11:38,625 --> 01:11:40,025 Till tomorrow. Bye. 917 01:11:45,292 --> 01:11:47,542 Kuba, Florka, where are you? 918 01:11:47,792 --> 01:11:51,917 - In the kitchen. - It won't hurt? And no infection? 919 01:11:52,250 --> 01:11:56,375 No. Oxygen in this water is liberated under pressure 920 01:11:56,463 --> 01:11:59,020 and the bacteria have no chances. 921 01:11:59,417 --> 01:12:02,625 - Careful, Kuba. - He knows everything. 922 01:12:03,167 --> 01:12:06,475 Except the whereabouts of the Spanish gold. 923 01:12:06,582 --> 01:12:10,791 - What happened to it? - Erudites, forget it. 924 01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,920 - Does it hurt? - Quiet, I'm talking. 925 01:12:13,007 --> 01:12:16,591 When the civil war started in Spain... 926 01:12:16,726 --> 01:12:20,226 the Republicans sent a part of their gold reserves to Odessa. 927 01:12:20,625 --> 01:12:22,375 - Give me that. - Wait. 928 01:12:22,832 --> 01:12:24,791 - To the Russkies? - No, the Bolsheviks... 929 01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:26,046 Crazy? 930 01:12:26,356 --> 01:12:28,135 They thought it'd be safer there. 931 01:12:28,207 --> 01:12:31,416 - They were to get tanks. - How much was it? 932 01:12:31,625 --> 01:12:34,556 Not many tanks, but a 500,000 dollars of gold. 933 01:12:34,667 --> 01:12:37,641 The fourth biggest reserve in the world. 934 01:12:37,750 --> 01:12:40,457 - What happened to it? - Ask Putin. 935 01:12:40,582 --> 01:12:43,125 - Who? - OK. Go now. 936 01:12:45,332 --> 01:12:47,500 Watch out over there! 937 01:12:52,917 --> 01:12:54,334 Kuba! 938 01:13:04,667 --> 01:13:06,832 - Hello! - Hello. 939 01:14:27,292 --> 01:14:31,078 The story of the origin of the film is quite obvious 940 01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:32,894 if not banal, so to speak. 941 01:14:33,875 --> 01:14:37,247 While on a festival in Moscow, 942 01:14:37,417 --> 01:14:41,731 I was offered to make this film. 943 01:14:42,375 --> 01:14:46,832 When an opportunity knocks, why not? 944 01:14:46,921 --> 01:14:49,629 Odessa to filmmakers is a magic city. 945 01:14:50,189 --> 01:14:51,854 Why magic? 946 01:14:52,792 --> 01:14:56,152 You know - Izaak Babel "Benia Shout", 947 01:14:56,625 --> 01:15:01,295 Bulgakov, Eisenstein and "The Battleship Potemkin", you understand... 948 01:15:01,625 --> 01:15:05,029 Was the film to be called Sickle and Hammering? 949 01:15:06,917 --> 01:15:08,708 Yes, it's true. 950 01:15:09,042 --> 01:15:10,735 Why is it called differently? 951 01:15:13,667 --> 01:15:15,886 Answer it yourself. 952 01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:20,126 Any other questions? Wiser ones? 953 01:15:20,375 --> 01:15:24,407 When it comes to Odessa, one thing interests me. 954 01:15:24,542 --> 01:15:28,728 In 1936, during the civil war, the Republican Spain 955 01:15:28,817 --> 01:15:33,899 deposited its gold reserves, worth over a 500,000 dollars, in Odessa. 956 01:15:34,207 --> 01:15:38,542 The gold never returned to Spain. I wonder what happened to it? 957 01:15:41,332 --> 01:15:45,000 The question is certainly not for our guests... 958 01:15:45,207 --> 01:15:48,582 Excuse me, what paper do you represent? 959 01:15:49,101 --> 01:15:50,350 Gazeta Wyborcza. 960 01:15:50,875 --> 01:15:53,467 Never heard of... Who invited you here? 961 01:15:53,625 --> 01:15:54,948 Where did you come from? 962 01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:58,554 Due to a time warp, but it's a long story. 963 01:15:58,625 --> 01:16:01,711 Thank you, Ms... Any more questions? 964 01:16:02,125 --> 01:16:03,306 Mr. Skucha, please! 965 01:16:03,417 --> 01:16:07,292 I'd like to say hello to Mr. Kuba Radecki. 966 01:16:07,783 --> 01:16:09,735 I admire your scripts!... 967 01:16:12,332 --> 01:16:14,625 It's nice. Thank you very much... 968 01:16:14,713 --> 01:16:16,938 I've only penned one, but thanks, anyway... 969 01:16:17,042 --> 01:16:20,990 Since I have the floor, I'd like to ask, 970 01:16:21,875 --> 01:16:25,841 why aren't you in Canada on a scholarship? 971 01:16:26,750 --> 01:16:30,042 I'm leaving next week... How do you know? 972 01:16:30,332 --> 01:16:36,387 I know a lot about you! My name's Zosia Albrecht 973 01:16:36,917 --> 01:16:39,277 and I'd like you to remember me. 974 01:16:42,957 --> 01:16:44,549 Ladies and gentlemen, 975 01:16:44,639 --> 01:16:46,431 let me emphasize 976 01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:48,741 that a cooperation with the Soviet Film industry 977 01:16:48,829 --> 01:16:50,841 is very important to the Polish cinema, 978 01:16:50,929 --> 01:16:55,219 a chance for a perestroika in this field. 979 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:58,707 Is this supposed to be an economy? 980 01:16:58,871 --> 01:17:01,493 Don't you see what those red spiders 981 01:17:01,582 --> 01:17:05,039 have done to this country, the agriculture and industry? 982 01:17:05,207 --> 01:17:09,701 Shortage of butter?! No butter in an agricultural country? 983 01:17:10,375 --> 01:17:14,998 In 10 years we'll have butter so expensive that it'll pay to buy it abroad. 984 01:17:15,167 --> 01:17:18,958 Yes? And the situation in the meat market? 985 01:17:19,404 --> 01:17:23,737 Even worse. A lot of meat, but nobody will eat it 986 01:17:23,826 --> 01:17:26,488 because of the mad cow disease and the bird flu... 987 01:17:27,375 --> 01:17:29,328 Don't believe this crap. 988 01:17:29,417 --> 01:17:34,024 I've been to Moscow and the GDR. And saw how solid the communism is! 989 01:17:34,125 --> 01:17:37,238 It won't fall apart in the nearest 200 years! 990 01:17:37,457 --> 01:17:38,784 Just like this lock! 991 01:17:39,375 --> 01:17:42,104 Thank you. You've been very helpful. 992 01:17:42,457 --> 01:17:44,666 The pay is 1,200 zloty. 993 01:17:46,417 --> 01:17:49,958 There'll be butter and meat, but nobody will need them... 994 01:17:50,046 --> 01:17:51,569 What else will there be? 995 01:17:52,250 --> 01:17:55,375 Freedom, but nobody will notice it. 996 01:17:56,694 --> 01:17:59,027 - Good bye, ma'am. - Good bye. 997 01:18:04,250 --> 01:18:06,792 - Sweetie... - Yes? 998 01:18:06,875 --> 01:18:09,685 Will you buy your cupcake a little car? 999 01:18:11,966 --> 01:18:13,574 May be second hand? 1000 01:18:28,875 --> 01:18:31,860 - What is it? - Super from downstairs. 1001 01:18:32,417 --> 01:18:35,833 Your drain must've burst, cause it's flooding my apartment. 1002 01:18:35,917 --> 01:18:38,917 What drain? Moment. 1003 01:18:42,135 --> 01:18:43,815 It's dry in here. Nothing has burst! 1004 01:18:43,917 --> 01:18:48,584 Maybe under the bathtub? I have a plumber with me. 1005 01:18:48,672 --> 01:18:51,422 Let him take a look at that drain. 1006 01:18:53,875 --> 01:18:55,707 All right. Moment. 1007 01:18:57,542 --> 01:18:58,766 Cover yourself. 1008 01:19:00,832 --> 01:19:02,208 Coming! 1009 01:19:08,292 --> 01:19:10,126 What drain? 1010 01:19:13,957 --> 01:19:15,455 This. 1011 01:19:17,711 --> 01:19:19,664 Now you know why I don't love you... 1012 01:19:19,750 --> 01:19:22,390 - It's not what you think! - I'm seeing it. 1013 01:19:23,542 --> 01:19:25,500 I love you for sure. 1014 01:19:25,588 --> 01:19:27,556 You have your clothes packed outside. 1015 01:19:27,667 --> 01:19:29,975 Don't try to come back. I've changed the locks. 1016 01:19:30,625 --> 01:19:34,250 Bravo! Bravo! This is the way with men! 1017 01:19:35,750 --> 01:19:38,582 How could you do that to me, you pig?! 1018 01:19:38,693 --> 01:19:41,150 Some kind of curio city! 1019 01:19:42,332 --> 01:19:43,415 Curiosity rather. 1020 01:19:47,381 --> 01:19:49,391 Have you given it enough thought? 1021 01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:52,646 Yes, I have a week before Kuba leaves for Canada. 1022 01:19:53,332 --> 01:19:57,122 - What if you don't make it? - I'll follow him. 1023 01:19:57,332 --> 01:20:00,094 Marta has a friend in the Canadian Embassy. 1024 01:20:00,750 --> 01:20:04,373 - And the money? - I'll rent my house if need be. 1025 01:20:05,074 --> 01:20:07,198 You're in such despair? 1026 01:20:09,470 --> 01:20:13,082 - So he's finally noticed you. - I guess so. 1027 01:20:13,207 --> 01:20:17,573 But I can't go the whole hog. He'd think I'm a crazy nymphomaniac! 1028 01:20:18,091 --> 01:20:20,447 Why don't you have a heart-to-heart talk with him? 1029 01:20:20,707 --> 01:20:22,147 Like you had with me. 1030 01:20:22,582 --> 01:20:24,125 He may believe it? 1031 01:20:24,917 --> 01:20:26,606 Do you believe me? 1032 01:20:28,707 --> 01:20:32,425 I think you don't, but you're too kind to hurt me... 1033 01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:35,265 Oh, here it is! 1034 01:21:03,417 --> 01:21:05,338 May I help you? 1035 01:21:05,720 --> 01:21:10,100 I've shut myself out. The keys, passport, and ticket are inside. 1036 01:21:10,375 --> 01:21:14,021 - You have no spare keys? - Inside. 1037 01:21:17,332 --> 01:21:19,181 There's a window open upstairs. 1038 01:21:19,250 --> 01:21:20,998 Exactly. Upstairs... 1039 01:21:29,707 --> 01:21:32,750 - Where are those keys? - In the handbag... 1040 01:21:33,207 --> 01:21:36,271 You're climbing into my house?! I don't know you! 1041 01:21:36,359 --> 01:21:38,265 You have my moped as collateral. 1042 01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:53,590 The salt for my mouth - is that guitar blues 1043 01:21:54,792 --> 01:21:59,458 A few shortcuts too a couple of greenbacks... 1044 01:22:00,332 --> 01:22:02,223 No, no. Anything but that. 1045 01:22:02,313 --> 01:22:07,546 I can't give you much I can't give you much 1046 01:22:07,750 --> 01:22:12,625 Cause I don't have enough... 1047 01:22:12,713 --> 01:22:14,837 - What're you doing? - Let me in. 1048 01:22:14,917 --> 01:22:17,333 - No way. - It's also my house, dammit! 1049 01:22:17,421 --> 01:22:21,128 - You have the bedsitter. - Stop kidding, Zosia. 1050 01:22:21,344 --> 01:22:24,172 It's clear. Let's part company with class. 1051 01:22:24,319 --> 01:22:28,070 I'm awfully sorry for the whole thing. 1052 01:22:28,167 --> 01:22:29,486 I want to apologize. 1053 01:22:29,582 --> 01:22:32,944 Your fault. Why did you flirt with Miss Jeanette? 1054 01:22:33,033 --> 01:22:37,617 - Zosia! You don't know anything. - I know everything, Darek. 1055 01:22:39,617 --> 01:22:43,507 How about going hunting tomorrow? 1056 01:22:44,167 --> 01:22:47,675 A romantic outing. Just you and me. 1057 01:22:47,882 --> 01:22:51,090 I've rented a beauty of a lodge near Żagań. 1058 01:22:52,195 --> 01:22:54,945 No, Darek. Stop pestering me. 1059 01:22:55,757 --> 01:22:59,222 - I have nowhere to go. - The bedsitter. 1060 01:22:59,500 --> 01:23:02,832 - They've given me notice to vacate! - Rent another. 1061 01:23:03,930 --> 01:23:05,619 Give me the dog at least! 1062 01:23:07,207 --> 01:23:11,875 From this place of such quality and significance 1063 01:23:11,963 --> 01:23:15,849 in our history, we connect with all our peers 1064 01:23:15,917 --> 01:23:21,458 in the Polish land wherever they are. 1065 01:23:22,292 --> 01:23:28,126 Be it in schools, colleges, or workstations. 1066 01:23:28,957 --> 01:23:37,125 What we've been weighing concerns each and everyone. 1067 01:23:37,220 --> 01:23:38,235 Every young Pole... 1068 01:23:38,324 --> 01:23:40,904 - What're you looking for? - I can't find my passport. 1069 01:23:40,993 --> 01:23:43,951 Have you seen it or know where it is? 1070 01:23:44,082 --> 01:23:46,056 In a drawer, I think. 1071 01:23:46,792 --> 01:23:49,360 - Which drawer? - On Krucza Street... 1072 01:23:50,069 --> 01:23:52,207 In the Passport Office. 1073 01:23:52,403 --> 01:23:54,213 And this on top of all. 1074 01:23:54,301 --> 01:23:58,301 ... on a smaller outer scale, but sometimes 1075 01:23:58,832 --> 01:24:01,960 maybe on a larger inner scale... 1076 01:24:02,195 --> 01:24:05,194 ... and cannot return its Westerplatte... 1077 01:24:05,525 --> 01:24:10,818 ... that it cannot return its Westerplatte! 1078 01:24:12,207 --> 01:24:13,369 Can't return! 1079 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:15,869 But, this is live. 1080 01:24:16,801 --> 01:24:19,376 Exactly, but I've heard it already. 1081 01:24:19,457 --> 01:24:22,125 Now he'll say: enough for today. 1082 01:24:24,083 --> 01:24:25,500 Enough for today. 1083 01:24:28,875 --> 01:24:30,792 You believe me now? 1084 01:25:48,917 --> 01:25:50,530 I got you! 1085 01:25:52,002 --> 01:25:53,396 I've won. 1086 01:25:53,500 --> 01:25:56,667 - You distracted me. - I didn't say a word. 1087 01:25:56,755 --> 01:26:00,713 - You talk all the time. - You don't know how to lose. 1088 01:26:00,801 --> 01:26:01,844 I do. 1089 01:26:02,042 --> 01:26:04,209 May I ask you for a while? 1090 01:26:09,207 --> 01:26:14,863 - Let the kid sometimes win. - Too clever and will know it's phony. 1091 01:26:14,952 --> 01:26:19,286 - Lose once. Do it for me, OK? - OK. It's not educational, though. 1092 01:26:19,375 --> 01:26:22,000 It is. Kids should be brought up to be winners. 1093 01:26:22,088 --> 01:26:24,881 Ma'am psychologist, according to statistics, 1094 01:26:24,970 --> 01:26:26,777 psychologists make the most pedagogical mistakes. 1095 01:26:26,865 --> 01:26:28,408 Don't argue. Lose. 1096 01:26:30,292 --> 01:26:31,916 Once more? 1097 01:26:34,541 --> 01:26:35,851 I don't promise. 1098 01:26:42,417 --> 01:26:45,292 - A ticket to Żary. - 850 zloty. 1099 01:26:47,125 --> 01:26:49,872 Transfer in Zielona Góra. 1100 01:26:52,875 --> 01:26:54,332 - Next - To Kielce, please. 1101 01:26:54,439 --> 01:26:58,009 SOCIALISM YES! DISTORTIONS NO! (SOCIALISM ALSO NO!) 1102 01:27:03,207 --> 01:27:04,667 Stop! 1103 01:27:04,854 --> 01:27:06,812 Oh, it's you. 1104 01:27:08,167 --> 01:27:10,405 We should stop meeting in this way. 1105 01:27:10,493 --> 01:27:13,159 Yes? How should we start meeting, then? 1106 01:27:13,365 --> 01:27:18,119 I had the feeling in the office that we sparked. 1107 01:27:18,875 --> 01:27:22,457 Will you go along on a romantic outing? 1108 01:27:23,042 --> 01:27:26,792 - A younger lover is a tautology. - Yes? You heap praise. 1109 01:27:27,414 --> 01:27:30,081 In your case it's an oxymoron. 1110 01:27:30,167 --> 01:27:33,403 Yes? Maybe. Moron in English means an imbecile. 1111 01:27:33,498 --> 01:27:35,527 Where to, Pussy? 1112 01:27:37,582 --> 01:27:39,076 Zakopane. 1113 01:27:40,573 --> 01:27:45,030 I wanted to Kazimierz. So what? I'll change for Zakopane. 1114 01:27:54,042 --> 01:27:55,986 It's the wrong bus! 1115 01:27:56,074 --> 01:27:57,701 I can't go along with 1116 01:27:57,789 --> 01:27:59,753 someone who doesn't know what oxymoron is. 1117 01:28:54,042 --> 01:28:56,972 - You are his wife? - I wonder too. 1118 01:28:57,167 --> 01:29:00,546 So... please come on in. 1119 01:29:08,082 --> 01:29:09,805 I will if that woman leaves. 1120 01:29:11,917 --> 01:29:17,740 The lady is leaving. She is a wife, but not mine, 1121 01:29:17,832 --> 01:29:21,181 the wife of a friend of a friendly... hunt. 1122 01:29:21,417 --> 01:29:23,942 Spare us the details. Just let her leave. 1123 01:29:24,029 --> 01:29:26,520 - I'll wait in the kitchen. - Come with me. 1124 01:29:33,957 --> 01:29:35,049 Vodka? 1125 01:29:36,292 --> 01:29:38,028 - Pour it. - It's over! 1126 01:29:38,297 --> 01:29:39,166 But why? 1127 01:29:43,500 --> 01:29:45,542 I've gone through that too. 1128 01:29:53,957 --> 01:29:56,375 Wonderful of you to have come! 1129 01:29:57,283 --> 01:29:58,411 Really... 1130 01:29:58,500 --> 01:30:00,904 I couldn't think of a nicer surprise! 1131 01:30:01,417 --> 01:30:04,379 You should've decided to go along with me. 1132 01:30:04,457 --> 01:30:09,125 It would've been a romantic trip without this... misunderstanding. 1133 01:30:19,875 --> 01:30:22,958 Hush... You'll frighten away the game. 1134 01:30:23,042 --> 01:30:25,196 - I'm sorry. - Quiet. 1135 01:30:28,371 --> 01:30:30,036 Only the two of us. 1136 01:30:30,220 --> 01:30:34,228 But two hunters came along. One had a pregnant bitch. 1137 01:30:36,082 --> 01:30:39,453 How do you know, that Grabarek's bitch would litter? 1138 01:30:41,082 --> 01:30:45,036 How did you find me here? We were supposed to go to Żagań?! 1139 01:30:45,250 --> 01:30:50,126 I know everything. Party apparatchiki occupied the lodge. 1140 01:30:50,207 --> 01:30:52,466 You had to rent private lodgings in Żary. 1141 01:30:54,167 --> 01:30:56,333 So you knew everything? 1142 01:30:58,167 --> 01:31:01,711 Do you know the number of the winning lottery ticket? 1143 01:31:02,057 --> 01:31:05,643 It'd give me some advantage! 1144 01:31:10,900 --> 01:31:12,257 Zosia, are you drinking? 1145 01:31:13,185 --> 01:31:14,577 Are you drinking vodka? 1146 01:31:14,792 --> 01:31:16,173 You astound me! 1147 01:31:17,500 --> 01:31:19,582 This is just the beginning. 1148 01:31:26,703 --> 01:31:30,786 You came as you hadn't been able to stay without me. 1149 01:31:31,921 --> 01:31:35,867 So you love me... 1150 01:31:37,194 --> 01:31:39,252 and you won't leave me. 1151 01:31:44,328 --> 01:31:46,113 I love only you, Kuba. 1152 01:33:40,625 --> 01:33:42,541 Pregnancy test, please. 1153 01:33:42,628 --> 01:33:44,378 What do you want?! 1154 01:33:44,832 --> 01:33:47,547 A test to check if I'm pregnant. 1155 01:33:47,875 --> 01:33:50,110 You see it if you look at me. 1156 01:33:50,625 --> 01:33:53,650 Oh, darn it. I forget how benighted you are! 1157 01:33:53,739 --> 01:33:56,264 - Benighted?! - Backward. 1158 01:33:56,957 --> 01:33:58,373 Backward?! 1159 01:34:13,457 --> 01:34:15,832 ADVOCATE OFFICE 1160 01:34:26,250 --> 01:34:30,917 All right... now one of those indiscreet questions. 1161 01:34:32,167 --> 01:34:33,167 Shoot. 1162 01:34:35,250 --> 01:34:37,698 When did you stop cohabiting? 1163 01:34:42,555 --> 01:34:44,559 What's the best answer? 1164 01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:46,171 The truth. 1165 01:34:47,832 --> 01:34:50,619 Since, as you said... 1166 01:34:50,957 --> 01:34:55,588 your emotional bonds stopped, etc. 1167 01:34:56,003 --> 01:34:57,345 and so on. 1168 01:34:58,292 --> 01:35:01,066 It should've been half a year ago at least... 1169 01:35:04,146 --> 01:35:06,064 Put it down: 12 years ago. 1170 01:35:07,131 --> 01:35:09,714 Yes, but you've been married for 3 years? 1171 01:35:10,247 --> 01:35:14,039 Yes. I always have problems with that. 1172 01:35:14,527 --> 01:35:21,149 Write we haven't been cohabiting... for 2 years... 1173 01:35:21,582 --> 01:35:25,820 but maybe, for two and a half. 1174 01:35:26,207 --> 01:35:30,541 You file for divorce without pointing the guilty party? 1175 01:35:34,332 --> 01:35:36,915 No, it's all his fault. 1176 01:35:40,340 --> 01:35:41,679 All right then. 1177 01:35:42,000 --> 01:35:45,582 In the States, we'd take him to the cleaners, 1178 01:35:45,667 --> 01:35:51,766 but here I'll have to leave him socks at least. 1179 01:36:03,457 --> 01:36:07,088 Zosia, I know you're there! 1180 01:36:11,375 --> 01:36:13,125 Please let me in. 1181 01:36:16,417 --> 01:36:20,630 I see you through the window sit and write something. 1182 01:36:22,125 --> 01:36:25,792 What's the matter? What game are you playing?! 1183 01:36:26,250 --> 01:36:28,328 Why have you taken the car?! 1184 01:36:29,832 --> 01:36:32,356 Open up or I'll shoot through the locks. 1185 01:36:33,250 --> 01:36:36,979 Halo! Calm down, or I call the cops. 1186 01:36:37,524 --> 01:36:38,941 I'm awfully sorry. 1187 01:36:39,042 --> 01:36:41,887 My wife must've fallen asleep and I've forgotten the keys... 1188 01:36:41,975 --> 01:36:45,268 I live here only a week, but I know you're divorcing. 1189 01:36:45,375 --> 01:36:49,269 Do it in a civilized way. Some respect for the neighbors. 1190 01:36:49,356 --> 01:36:51,606 Sorry. Of course, you're right. 1191 01:36:53,145 --> 01:36:59,425 Since you know everything, how about a coffee to make up? 1192 01:37:00,329 --> 01:37:01,954 In another life. 1193 01:37:16,792 --> 01:37:18,060 - Zosia!!! - Hi. 1194 01:37:18,167 --> 01:37:19,347 Zosia, why here? 1195 01:37:20,095 --> 01:37:20,963 Come. 1196 01:37:21,542 --> 01:37:25,450 Miss Babs, a pregnancy test and the results on my desk. 1197 01:37:25,542 --> 01:37:27,126 You wait here. 1198 01:37:31,908 --> 01:37:35,654 My stupid boss doesn't get it that impregnation in vitro is the future. 1199 01:37:35,750 --> 01:37:37,667 He tells me to terminate my research, 1200 01:37:37,755 --> 01:37:40,016 - It's not gonna happen. - But it will happen! 1201 01:37:40,104 --> 01:37:41,693 Let's not talk about it. 1202 01:37:43,305 --> 01:37:44,883 How are things? 1203 01:37:46,667 --> 01:37:48,326 I've filed for divorce. 1204 01:37:48,840 --> 01:37:49,731 Oh mother! 1205 01:37:51,000 --> 01:37:53,000 I don't envy you. 1206 01:37:53,088 --> 01:37:55,918 Those partings, returns, crying, weeping. A nightmare. 1207 01:37:56,082 --> 01:38:01,232 In such a plight, you have to go out, to meet someone! 1208 01:38:01,875 --> 01:38:05,750 I got invited to Enamored Party. Let's go together. 1209 01:38:05,875 --> 01:38:08,623 To an Enamored Party? They'll take us for dykes! 1210 01:38:08,712 --> 01:38:11,184 It'd be an idea! 1211 01:38:13,417 --> 01:38:16,891 I prefer guys, but my dreamboat has another one 1212 01:38:17,000 --> 01:38:18,778 and pays me no attention. 1213 01:38:19,457 --> 01:38:21,000 Leave those stamps. 1214 01:38:22,750 --> 01:38:26,542 A fine guy, occupied, doesn't notice others. 1215 01:38:27,250 --> 01:38:28,381 What a pity... 1216 01:38:32,332 --> 01:38:34,907 We seem to be the only ones without partners. 1217 01:38:34,997 --> 01:38:37,497 That's the point. We'll find someone. 1218 01:38:37,582 --> 01:38:40,791 An Enamored Party! We're super gals! 1219 01:38:40,875 --> 01:38:44,875 Of course. Fantastic two married gals, including one pregnant. 1220 01:38:44,963 --> 01:38:46,073 Let's have a good time. 1221 01:38:51,042 --> 01:38:52,834 Shashlik for me, please. 1222 01:38:52,917 --> 01:38:56,499 - We're short of... - How come? I want shashlik! 1223 01:38:56,587 --> 01:38:59,069 No more. How about spare ribs or mutton? 1224 01:38:59,158 --> 01:39:00,326 And this? 1225 01:39:00,414 --> 01:39:03,416 It's rare. I've put it away for myself. 1226 01:39:03,500 --> 01:39:04,994 Please give it to me! 1227 01:39:05,625 --> 01:39:10,243 Don't argue. I'm a guest here and you're to wait on me! 1228 01:39:10,917 --> 01:39:12,208 Here. 1229 01:39:17,787 --> 01:39:18,745 Zosia! 1230 01:39:20,417 --> 01:39:21,458 Hi. 1231 01:39:22,667 --> 01:39:24,843 You know one another. Marta - Teresa - Jurek. 1232 01:39:24,930 --> 01:39:25,851 Hi. 1233 01:39:26,217 --> 01:39:28,024 - You alone? - And you? 1234 01:39:28,248 --> 01:39:30,572 I've come alone, but won't leave alone! 1235 01:39:30,667 --> 01:39:32,583 Cut the cocksure bit! 1236 01:39:35,667 --> 01:39:36,879 Let's have a drink. 1237 01:39:44,417 --> 01:39:45,751 Thanks a lot. 1238 01:39:50,750 --> 01:39:52,993 I'll find my husband tonight, which a fortune teller predicted! 1239 01:39:53,081 --> 01:39:55,956 That's where she is! For a 1,000 zloty a pop. 1240 01:39:56,012 --> 01:39:57,256 Do you want? 1241 01:39:58,750 --> 01:40:01,583 What? I can tell you the same for free. 1242 01:40:03,500 --> 01:40:06,500 She also said I'd be a great success 1243 01:40:06,588 --> 01:40:08,755 with a workmate in the future! 1244 01:40:08,917 --> 01:40:13,191 We'll have psychotherapeutic office in Warsaw in 10 years. 1245 01:40:13,292 --> 01:40:15,250 Forget it. It's not the US. 1246 01:40:16,417 --> 01:40:17,976 What will happen to me? 1247 01:40:18,582 --> 01:40:22,639 Your first child in vitro will be born in November. 1248 01:40:23,042 --> 01:40:25,886 Don't go to Bulgaria on holidays, or they'll rob your apartment. 1249 01:40:25,975 --> 01:40:27,009 You witch! 1250 01:40:27,207 --> 01:40:30,134 I told you about in vitro, but not about Bulgaria. 1251 01:40:30,457 --> 01:40:35,732 The one in glasses will be nominated for Oscar in '94 or '95 1252 01:40:35,917 --> 01:40:38,435 for a film he'll make in France. 1253 01:40:38,542 --> 01:40:45,001 And the one with his back to me will be my husband in 9 years. 1254 01:40:45,582 --> 01:40:49,125 Then go tell him! I'll do it! 1255 01:40:53,625 --> 01:41:00,448 Excuse me, if you're game for it, my friend tells fortunes! 1256 01:41:00,832 --> 01:41:02,807 Yes. 1,000 zloty a pop, by the entrance. 1257 01:41:02,917 --> 01:41:08,707 No, it's for free. I barged in, as you have special good news. 1258 01:41:09,832 --> 01:41:11,332 Yes... what, for instance? 1259 01:41:11,417 --> 01:41:15,381 - Something with Oscar for you... - That's my uncle's name. 1260 01:41:15,470 --> 01:41:17,637 ... about a film in France. 1261 01:41:18,820 --> 01:41:23,104 Impossible... I've just got an offer... from France... 1262 01:41:23,193 --> 01:41:26,319 Zosia, come. Come on! 1263 01:41:29,957 --> 01:41:33,916 I must've seen you at a press conference? 1264 01:41:34,582 --> 01:41:37,573 Yes, the lady asked about the Spanish gold! 1265 01:41:37,667 --> 01:41:40,886 Does chiromancy know about me? 1266 01:41:40,957 --> 01:41:44,156 You'll have a private TV station in a few years. 1267 01:41:45,957 --> 01:41:48,869 Don't let your son go hiking in the mountains. 1268 01:41:48,957 --> 01:41:53,707 Iwo is crazy indeed about climbing. This is fantastic! 1269 01:41:54,042 --> 01:41:57,528 Three withes as if in Macbeth! 1270 01:42:00,082 --> 01:42:02,264 Excuse me, a call. 1271 01:42:07,000 --> 01:42:10,630 - Aren't you interested in the future? - I don't believe it. 1272 01:42:11,542 --> 01:42:13,667 I have three prophecies for you. 1273 01:42:14,792 --> 01:42:16,889 I feel honored. The first one? 1274 01:42:16,957 --> 01:42:21,030 You'll be asked to dance and won't be able to refuse... 1275 01:43:12,875 --> 01:43:16,873 - The first has come true. - And another one? 1276 01:43:17,082 --> 01:43:22,373 - We'll soon be married. - I'm not asking about the 3rd one. 1277 01:43:22,738 --> 01:43:26,329 It wasn't as funny as it was supposed to be. 1278 01:43:26,418 --> 01:43:29,934 A pity... But we'll be happy later. 1279 01:43:32,582 --> 01:43:37,166 Write the "Waiters" series you're considering! 1280 01:43:37,255 --> 01:43:39,742 It'll be a hit! The 3rd prophecy, that. 1281 01:43:39,957 --> 01:43:42,362 What series? It's not to be a series... 1282 01:43:45,832 --> 01:43:48,696 You have such a good time, I couldn't find you... 1283 01:43:48,792 --> 01:43:50,356 I wasn't hiding. 1284 01:43:50,457 --> 01:43:53,025 I saw it. Let's return home. 1285 01:43:53,125 --> 01:43:55,507 I have a headache and my stomach aches too. 1286 01:43:55,582 --> 01:43:57,518 They gave me a poisoned shashlik! 1287 01:43:57,625 --> 01:44:03,858 - I get you some pills, or drink vodka. - No vodka! We're going home! 1288 01:44:06,082 --> 01:44:07,454 Good night. 1289 01:44:08,217 --> 01:44:09,090 Bye. 1290 01:44:12,082 --> 01:44:13,720 Who was that woman? 1291 01:44:13,891 --> 01:44:18,750 Lidka? Just his wife. Very jealous. 1292 01:44:20,292 --> 01:44:23,861 - Could I offer you a drink? - Sure. 1293 01:44:24,417 --> 01:44:25,717 What happened? 1294 01:44:26,250 --> 01:44:31,396 He was to be divorced in '87... A flop. 1295 01:44:31,500 --> 01:44:32,496 Wait... 1296 01:44:34,625 --> 01:44:36,083 Sorry. I'm leaving... 1297 01:44:37,832 --> 01:44:39,416 Howdy, Darek. 1298 01:44:40,957 --> 01:44:44,173 You? Really? Third time is a charm! 1299 01:44:44,250 --> 01:44:46,251 I know what oxymoron is! 1300 01:44:46,750 --> 01:44:49,542 The same numbers? It's destiny. 1301 01:44:49,773 --> 01:44:51,757 - Shall we dance? - What for? 1302 01:45:14,542 --> 01:45:19,501 Hello. Mr. Kuba, I presume. Cutting in. 1303 01:45:21,582 --> 01:45:23,609 Zosia. 1304 01:45:47,207 --> 01:45:50,284 - You sure want it out? - Enough arguing. 1305 01:45:50,373 --> 01:45:52,963 - It emits bad energy. - I haven't felt it. 1306 01:45:53,750 --> 01:45:55,655 So, again, you think I'm crazy. 1307 01:45:55,744 --> 01:45:58,479 All right. Say it. You think I'm crazy, yes? 1308 01:45:58,569 --> 01:46:01,319 No I don't. But this is quite nice. 1309 01:46:01,384 --> 01:46:04,240 I don't want it, man! Don't you get it? 1310 01:46:06,292 --> 01:46:08,766 That it emits sorrow. 1311 01:46:12,792 --> 01:46:15,650 Let's take it to a second hand store to make someone happy. 1312 01:46:16,167 --> 01:46:18,523 Go ahead as you wish. I'm finished with it! 1313 01:46:34,042 --> 01:46:35,157 Good afternoon. 1314 01:46:36,917 --> 01:46:38,086 Good afternoon. 1315 01:46:38,167 --> 01:46:39,958 You're really stalking me. 1316 01:46:40,126 --> 01:46:43,400 Not today. I'm taking things to the laundry. 1317 01:46:43,875 --> 01:46:46,042 What're you doing with this dresser? 1318 01:46:46,500 --> 01:46:49,650 It was a present for my wife, but she hates it. 1319 01:46:49,970 --> 01:46:54,387 To leave it here? A beautiful XIX Century dresser?! 1320 01:46:54,582 --> 01:46:56,625 If it isn't liked, away with it. 1321 01:46:56,917 --> 01:46:59,542 - Really throwing it away? - Really. 1322 01:47:00,217 --> 01:47:04,144 - May I take it, then? - Of course. You want it packed? 1323 01:47:05,250 --> 01:47:07,635 Into my car if you could. 1324 01:47:11,623 --> 01:47:15,431 - Your wife won't be angry? - She's never liked it. 1325 01:47:16,042 --> 01:47:20,082 I hope you didn't have a hard time for the party? 1326 01:47:21,750 --> 01:47:25,082 What's this thing about prophesies? 1327 01:47:25,292 --> 01:47:27,833 - A joke?! - Sure. 1328 01:47:28,055 --> 01:47:31,399 I don't prophesy the future. I've lived through it. 1329 01:47:37,500 --> 01:47:39,731 - How did you lived through? - Normally. 1330 01:47:40,792 --> 01:47:45,225 I'm a bit tired telling about it, but no matter. 1331 01:47:45,775 --> 01:47:48,465 I had this time warp in 2000. 1332 01:47:48,707 --> 01:47:51,677 In 2000, we're a very happy married couple, 1333 01:47:51,766 --> 01:47:54,942 bringing up my daughter Florka I'm pregnant with, 1334 01:47:55,207 --> 01:47:56,594 who adores you. 1335 01:47:57,101 --> 01:48:01,581 I regret not to be younger and not meeting you earlier. 1336 01:48:01,671 --> 01:48:07,247 One day I'm 12 years younger in the year '87 1337 01:48:08,391 --> 01:48:11,768 with my ex I wouldn't want to be with 1338 01:48:11,855 --> 01:48:14,041 or even touch with a toilet brush. 1339 01:48:14,125 --> 01:48:17,631 But you're married. Seems things will stay that way. 1340 01:48:18,042 --> 01:48:20,667 And you think me crazy to boot. 1341 01:48:22,368 --> 01:48:27,201 Maybe not crazy but a bit... an eccentric person. 1342 01:48:28,542 --> 01:48:33,167 Still I don't know how to convince you that I'm telling the truth. 1343 01:48:33,667 --> 01:48:37,041 So you wanted to be younger and it happened? 1344 01:48:37,128 --> 01:48:39,001 I know it sounds awful. 1345 01:48:39,090 --> 01:48:41,422 If I wanted to be rich or to speak Japanese, 1346 01:48:41,511 --> 01:48:43,179 it wouldn't come true. 1347 01:48:45,259 --> 01:48:47,716 I'm a bit embarrassed, because... 1348 01:48:48,167 --> 01:48:49,833 I thought that... 1349 01:48:50,069 --> 01:48:52,136 if we finally meet, 1350 01:48:53,690 --> 01:48:55,260 then you'd... 1351 01:48:55,500 --> 01:48:57,247 drop everything for me... 1352 01:48:58,204 --> 01:49:01,206 - You would like a guy like that? - Yes. 1353 01:49:01,485 --> 01:49:03,171 But I have a wife. 1354 01:49:04,791 --> 01:49:07,273 But it's me. Zosia. 1355 01:49:12,207 --> 01:49:14,710 When are you leaving to Canada? 1356 01:49:14,792 --> 01:49:15,745 Tomorrow. 1357 01:49:16,625 --> 01:49:23,783 We would fail, anyway... I must wait for you. 1358 01:49:23,957 --> 01:49:27,332 I won't follow you like an idiot.... 1359 01:49:27,875 --> 01:49:32,052 I'll wait. Worst case scenario - 1360 01:49:32,141 --> 01:49:35,559 we'll meet in '95 and get married a year later. 1361 01:49:35,649 --> 01:49:38,636 So we have some time, yes? 1362 01:49:40,417 --> 01:49:43,520 If you believed, it'd be different. 1363 01:49:44,155 --> 01:49:47,229 If I kissed a frog, it'd change into a queen. 1364 01:49:47,319 --> 01:49:50,168 - And when I kiss the queen, then...? - Right. 1365 01:49:51,000 --> 01:49:53,505 Thanks for the dresser, anyway. 1366 01:49:55,658 --> 01:49:58,135 I wish you a full success in Canada. 1367 01:49:58,250 --> 01:50:01,582 You too... in returning to the right time. 1368 01:50:38,500 --> 01:50:40,161 They got soiled a bit. 1369 01:50:41,039 --> 01:50:44,132 Luckily, I take them to the laundry, but don't collect them... 1370 01:50:59,167 --> 01:51:01,458 DRY CLEANING LAUNDRY CLEANING 1371 01:51:11,000 --> 01:51:13,364 Everything sucks now... 1372 01:51:37,667 --> 01:51:40,847 - When can we talk? - Aren't we now? 1373 01:51:41,243 --> 01:51:43,216 You won't forgive me? 1374 01:51:45,667 --> 01:51:48,250 - I've changed. - Same here. 1375 01:51:49,600 --> 01:51:52,393 Why so headstrong? You've never been such! 1376 01:51:52,957 --> 01:51:53,826 I know. 1377 01:51:54,000 --> 01:51:56,430 And you took my kindness for weakness of character. 1378 01:51:56,500 --> 01:51:58,916 - Let me return. - No. 1379 01:52:01,443 --> 01:52:03,900 Your divorce petition will misfire, anyway. 1380 01:52:04,125 --> 01:52:05,000 Why? 1381 01:52:05,207 --> 01:52:09,923 You said the breakup was 2 1/2 years ago. 1382 01:52:10,207 --> 01:52:12,119 Didn't we make love in Żary? 1383 01:52:12,207 --> 01:52:15,701 Just a sexual intercourse to impregnate me. 1384 01:52:15,876 --> 01:52:19,347 Speak for yourself. Like it or lump it, no way. 1385 01:52:19,542 --> 01:52:21,667 Not because of my fault. 1386 01:52:21,828 --> 01:52:22,994 We'll see. 1387 01:52:23,167 --> 01:52:25,375 You haven't given me all my things back... 1388 01:52:25,676 --> 01:52:26,676 What? 1389 01:52:27,417 --> 01:52:30,530 Hunting trophies and sports equipment! 1390 01:52:30,750 --> 01:52:32,296 I'll soon sent those. 1391 01:52:32,457 --> 01:52:35,354 - Send me the dumbbells at least! - All right... 1392 01:52:52,167 --> 01:52:55,060 That idiot won't leave me alone. It's dumbbells this time... 1393 01:53:35,917 --> 01:53:38,999 Has Mr. Kuba Radecki taken off to Canada? 1394 01:53:39,207 --> 01:53:42,431 How should I know? Canada is here. 1395 01:53:44,404 --> 01:53:47,291 Dumbbell! You had one when you were little... 1396 01:53:47,375 --> 01:53:49,280 - I know. - It's a real time warp! 1397 01:53:49,375 --> 01:53:50,625 Do you believe me? 1398 01:53:52,145 --> 01:53:54,904 I know it's impossible. You've always been so rational. 1399 01:53:55,000 --> 01:53:57,292 It fell out of the dress pocket... I couldn't reach you. 1400 01:53:57,542 --> 01:54:01,057 You didn't leave your phone number. 1401 01:54:04,167 --> 01:54:08,463 - Jake, goddammit, who's this woman? - Don't call me Jake! 1402 01:54:08,542 --> 01:54:13,548 - I'm Kuba's next wife. - My pleasure! 1403 01:54:23,344 --> 01:54:25,658 Thank God we have you back. 1404 01:54:29,149 --> 01:54:30,649 What happened? 1405 01:54:31,096 --> 01:54:34,992 You lost consciousness for a while. Your husband is coming. 1406 01:54:35,417 --> 01:54:36,708 My husband? 1407 01:54:39,409 --> 01:54:44,474 I don't want it. I'm divorcing him. Really. 1408 01:54:56,193 --> 01:54:58,114 You haven't taken off? 1409 01:54:58,599 --> 01:55:02,596 - Meaning? - To Canada. 1410 01:55:04,179 --> 01:55:07,886 - I ran there to see you off. - To Canada? Why? 1411 01:55:12,060 --> 01:55:13,932 What am I doing here? 1412 01:55:14,250 --> 01:55:18,068 You came to see off Marta... Will she be all right? 1413 01:55:18,332 --> 01:55:22,875 It often happens during pregnancy... Shortage of hemoglobin. 1414 01:55:23,125 --> 01:55:24,699 Are you pregnant? 1415 01:55:27,542 --> 01:55:31,959 - We're going to have a girl. - Florka will have a sister? 1416 01:55:32,851 --> 01:55:37,744 Florka? Who's got me with child? 1417 01:55:38,457 --> 01:55:40,259 I... I guess? 1418 01:55:40,824 --> 01:55:43,010 - Which is it? - Month? 1419 01:55:43,511 --> 01:55:44,989 - Year. - 2000. 1420 01:55:51,444 --> 01:55:54,403 I'm so happy I'm not younger! 1421 01:55:55,835 --> 01:55:57,876 We have moved in already. 1422 01:55:57,965 --> 01:55:59,783 - Excuse me? - Nothing. 1423 01:55:59,872 --> 01:56:03,454 Let's not tell Florka you fainted. She'd worry. 1424 01:56:03,542 --> 01:56:06,724 - You've left her alone? - Alone? 1425 01:56:07,667 --> 01:56:08,833 Florka! 1426 01:56:10,783 --> 01:56:11,965 Mom! 1427 01:56:12,042 --> 01:56:13,374 Florka! 1428 01:56:17,917 --> 01:56:19,631 Take the car next time. 1429 01:56:19,720 --> 01:56:21,845 Kuba and I were playing when you called one. 1430 01:56:21,932 --> 01:56:23,399 I'm sorry. 1431 01:56:25,539 --> 01:56:29,543 Zosia, darling! At last. We've been waiting... 1432 01:56:29,631 --> 01:56:31,786 My beloved grandma! 1433 01:56:31,875 --> 01:56:34,703 I know everything. Will you have tea? 1434 01:56:36,375 --> 01:56:38,805 I have the answer to your question. 1435 01:56:38,875 --> 01:56:41,319 - How much does the Trojan horse weigh? - Yes ! 1436 01:56:41,417 --> 01:56:44,110 The answer is: 1437 01:56:44,750 --> 01:56:46,875 50 people inside and Odysseus. 1438 01:56:46,957 --> 01:56:49,009 Each in armor - about 100 kilo 1439 01:56:49,099 --> 01:56:51,224 times 51 - 5,100. 1440 01:56:51,313 --> 01:56:54,896 Since the horse weighed about 12, 000 it's... 1441 01:56:55,000 --> 01:56:58,500 Seventeen thousand and a hundred altogether. 1442 01:57:05,500 --> 01:57:09,082 AN ACCIDENT NEAR SANATORIUM. A BUS CRASHED. NO FATALITIES. 1443 01:57:37,207 --> 01:57:38,415 I've won! 1444 01:57:38,750 --> 01:57:41,250 Dad! It's not pedagogical. 1445 01:57:41,338 --> 01:57:45,088 - Kids are brought up to be winners. - Then win! 1446 01:58:31,729 --> 01:58:34,259 To my father 109490