Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:04,283 --> 00:00:07,189
(stove-top sparking)
2
00:00:07,222 --> 00:00:10,630
(gas ignites, burner whooshing)
3
00:00:10,663 --> 00:00:13,702
(second burner sparking,
ignites, whooshing)
4
00:00:14,504 --> 00:00:17,510
♪ ♪
5
00:00:17,543 --> 00:00:20,583
(distant siren)
6
00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:27,162
Shh...
7
00:00:27,797 --> 00:00:31,639
(animal growling)
8
00:00:31,672 --> 00:00:34,277
-(louder snarling)
-Shh...
9
00:00:34,310 --> 00:00:36,815
(growling)
10
00:00:36,848 --> 00:00:38,484
Shh...
11
00:00:43,529 --> 00:00:46,333
-(quietly) It's okay...
-(snarling)
12
00:00:47,469 --> 00:00:50,509
(growling, loud breathing)
13
00:00:53,916 --> 00:00:57,155
Shh...
14
00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:02,065
(growling continues)
15
00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:04,838
I know.
16
00:01:04,871 --> 00:01:07,175
(growling)
17
00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:11,785
-(roar)
-(car honking)
18
00:01:11,818 --> 00:01:14,123
-(panting)
-(bell buzzing)
19
00:01:14,156 --> 00:01:15,860
(water boiling)
20
00:01:15,893 --> 00:01:18,799
♪ ♪
21
00:01:19,834 --> 00:01:21,471
(buzzing)
22
00:01:21,505 --> 00:01:23,909
(phone ringing)
23
00:01:23,942 --> 00:01:25,345
(knocking)
24
00:01:25,378 --> 00:01:27,717
(indistinct singing)
25
00:01:27,750 --> 00:01:29,588
-Yo.
-Yo. Twenty-five pounds?
26
00:01:29,621 --> 00:01:31,391
Twenty-five?
No, no, I ordered 200.
27
00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:32,627
Paid for 25.
28
00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:34,262
Take it up with Lu.
29
00:01:40,408 --> 00:01:42,614
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no. No, Luanne, that's...
30
00:01:42,647 --> 00:01:45,285
that's... that's
really nice of you.
31
00:01:45,318 --> 00:01:48,324
-Uh-huh.
-(chatter over phone)
32
00:01:48,357 --> 00:01:49,861
Yeah. No, no,
w-we're really grateful
33
00:01:49,894 --> 00:01:52,366
to still be open
after everything.
34
00:01:52,399 --> 00:01:54,838
-Yeah, so, listen, I, um...
-(Luanne continues)
35
00:01:54,871 --> 00:01:56,775
I'm still trying to figure
this place out,
36
00:01:56,808 --> 00:01:59,881
you know, see how Michael
was doing everything,
37
00:01:59,914 --> 00:02:01,652
and I wanna get your money.
38
00:02:01,685 --> 00:02:03,421
(video game dying effect)
39
00:02:03,454 --> 00:02:04,958
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I miss him.
40
00:02:04,991 --> 00:02:07,262
Uh, I miss him, too. Yeah.
41
00:02:08,264 --> 00:02:10,168
(indistinct yell outside)
42
00:02:10,201 --> 00:02:12,607
-Okay.
-(video game beep)
43
00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:16,381
No, it's good. Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Thanks anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44
00:02:16,414 --> 00:02:18,819
-Alright. Bye.
-(indistinct singing)
45
00:02:18,852 --> 00:02:21,892
-(hangs up)
-(video game effects)
46
00:02:21,925 --> 00:02:24,263
-(indistinct yell)
-Fuck!
47
00:02:24,296 --> 00:02:26,535
-VIDEO GAME: Ball Breaker!
-(beeping)
48
00:02:26,568 --> 00:02:28,606
-...broken!
-(video game effects)
49
00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:30,710
-Shut up!
-TINA: No, no, no. Puta!
50
00:02:30,743 --> 00:02:32,413
Don't unplug it.
51
00:02:32,446 --> 00:02:33,649
I know what that means, Tina.
52
00:02:33,682 --> 00:02:35,520
You unplug it,
it won't work again.
53
00:02:35,553 --> 00:02:38,391
-GAME: Bonus!
-When was the last time
you emptied these?
54
00:02:38,424 --> 00:02:39,961
I don't know.
55
00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:42,199
♪ ♪
56
00:02:42,232 --> 00:02:45,271
-(click)
-(clattering)
57
00:02:53,522 --> 00:02:55,626
♪ Let's dance, fuck you ♪
58
00:03:03,909 --> 00:03:05,813
Hey, Chi-Chi, it's Carmy.
Still got that meat connect?
59
00:03:05,846 --> 00:03:08,885
-(L train rumbling)
-(cars honking, traffic noise)
60
00:03:14,531 --> 00:03:17,369
-(rumbling)
-(indistinct singing)
61
00:03:17,402 --> 00:03:18,437
(ding)
62
00:03:20,441 --> 00:03:22,847
VOICES: Oh! I'll have
what she's having!
63
00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:24,918
You cut vegetables like a bitch.
64
00:03:24,951 --> 00:03:26,955
Don't wipe your hands
on your apron, Chef.
65
00:03:26,988 --> 00:03:29,660
-Jeff?
-Chef.
66
00:03:31,698 --> 00:03:33,334
(sizzling)
67
00:03:33,367 --> 00:03:36,440
♪ ♪
68
00:03:36,473 --> 00:03:37,543
(door opens)
69
00:03:51,505 --> 00:03:53,943
We got issues.
This arcuate's painted.
70
00:03:53,976 --> 00:03:55,412
Yeah, no shit it is.
71
00:03:55,445 --> 00:03:56,849
They conserved copper
during World War II.
72
00:03:56,882 --> 00:03:58,686
-That's why there's no rivets?
-That's why no rivets.
73
00:03:58,719 --> 00:04:00,857
-How the fuck do
you not know that?
-Because I fuckin' don't.
74
00:04:00,890 --> 00:04:03,829
This is original Big E
red-line selvage, alright?
75
00:04:03,862 --> 00:04:06,869
From 1944. You can get 1,250
for that on eBay tonight.
76
00:04:06,902 --> 00:04:09,373
-CHI-CHI: And I'd still
be five and a half short.
-Add this.
77
00:04:09,406 --> 00:04:10,977
-(coins rattling)
-What am I, a Coinstar?
78
00:04:11,010 --> 00:04:12,847
-That's like three hundo,
Chi-Chi!
-Three hundo plus what?
79
00:04:15,084 --> 00:04:17,824
Plus a 1955
blanket-lined Type 3.
80
00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:19,326
-CHI-CHI: Pleated?
-Pleated.
81
00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:20,394
Boom.
82
00:04:24,336 --> 00:04:26,073
♪ ♪
83
00:04:26,106 --> 00:04:27,977
(sizzling)
84
00:04:32,987 --> 00:04:34,557
VIDEO GAME: Ball Breaker!
85
00:04:40,803 --> 00:04:42,840
♪ ♪
86
00:04:58,972 --> 00:05:01,912
CARMY:
Hey, Sugar. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look, I-I need your help.
87
00:05:01,945 --> 00:05:03,414
No.
88
00:05:03,447 --> 00:05:05,853
No, no, no, no.
It's not like that.
89
00:05:05,886 --> 00:05:08,759
Yeah, I need that, uh,
jacket that Mike gave me.
90
00:05:08,792 --> 00:05:12,132
Yeah. Look, can you, uh,
can you bring it here?
91
00:05:12,165 --> 00:05:15,606
Thank you. Okay. Yeah, yeah.
Alright. Alright. Bye.
92
00:05:17,944 --> 00:05:19,848
Hi. Hello.
93
00:05:19,881 --> 00:05:22,520
-CARMY: Hi.
-I-I'm Sydney.
94
00:05:22,553 --> 00:05:25,058
I called about
the sous position,
I'm staging today.
95
00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:27,129
-Right. Shit. Sorry. Yes. Yeah.
-Yeah.
96
00:05:27,162 --> 00:05:30,468
-Carmy. Um, here,
gimme your... Thank you.
-Hey. Uh, yes.
97
00:05:30,502 --> 00:05:33,676
CARMY:
Uh, Alinea, Smoque, Avec.
98
00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:36,080
That's some serious heat.
What's, uh...
99
00:05:36,113 --> 00:05:38,418
-What's UPS? That's in Chicago?
-Uh,
100
00:05:38,451 --> 00:05:40,856
United Parcel Service...
101
00:05:40,889 --> 00:05:43,762
-CARMY: Shit. That's the UPS.
-The one-- The mail-- Yeah...
102
00:05:43,795 --> 00:05:46,635
-Yeah. Um, what'd you--
what'd you do for them?
-Drove.
103
00:05:46,668 --> 00:05:48,572
Paid my way through
culinary school, so...
104
00:05:48,605 --> 00:05:51,043
-CIA?
-Uh, CIA, yeah.
105
00:05:51,076 --> 00:05:52,947
Okay, so what are
you doing here?
106
00:05:54,216 --> 00:05:55,987
You know, this, um,
107
00:05:56,020 --> 00:05:58,858
this was my dad's favorite
spot when I was a kid.
108
00:06:00,028 --> 00:06:01,664
Come here every Sunday.
109
00:06:02,465 --> 00:06:04,169
Special place.
110
00:06:04,202 --> 00:06:06,575
Good. Um...
111
00:06:06,608 --> 00:06:09,581
Okay, so you know
the drill. We, uh...
112
00:06:09,614 --> 00:06:10,950
you're gonna make family.
113
00:06:10,983 --> 00:06:13,087
It's meat plus three,
and w-we eat around 2:00.
114
00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:14,991
Yeah, heard. Dope. Cool.
115
00:06:16,728 --> 00:06:19,066
CARMY: What's up?
116
00:06:19,099 --> 00:06:22,138
-Can I just, like, ask
you a question maybe?
-Of course. Yeah.
117
00:06:23,875 --> 00:06:24,911
I know who you are.
118
00:06:24,944 --> 00:06:27,517
-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah, I-I mean...
119
00:06:27,550 --> 00:06:29,854
you were the most excellent CDC
120
00:06:29,887 --> 00:06:31,992
at the most excellent restaurant
121
00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:35,533
in the entire
United States of America.
122
00:06:35,566 --> 00:06:37,803
So, what are you
doing here? I guess.
123
00:06:39,907 --> 00:06:41,043
Making sandwiches.
124
00:06:41,076 --> 00:06:44,049
♪ Yeah... ♪
125
00:06:44,082 --> 00:06:46,053
-Tina... Ebraheim?
-Carmen! Where is beef?
126
00:06:46,086 --> 00:06:48,024
It's in the oven.
Tina, can you start
127
00:06:48,057 --> 00:06:50,462
-a new giardiniera
for me please, Chef?
-I need my fennel first, Jeff.
128
00:06:50,496 --> 00:06:52,867
-EBRAHEIM: Carmen.
I need my beef!
-CARMY: Ebraheim...
129
00:06:52,900 --> 00:06:55,171
Then I do onion, then I do
potatoes. We have system.
130
00:06:55,204 --> 00:06:56,708
Aight, but you can
punch 'em, blanch 'em,
131
00:06:56,741 --> 00:06:58,478
freeze 'em, fry 'em
before the beef, right?
132
00:06:58,512 --> 00:07:01,017
-Don't mess up our place!
-I'm not missing anything up.
133
00:07:01,050 --> 00:07:03,121
Chef, no! Please, please,
do not touch that.
134
00:07:03,154 --> 00:07:04,591
This is the one time
you listen to me.
135
00:07:04,624 --> 00:07:05,793
Please do not touch that.
136
00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:07,162
That's been going
for 12 hours, okay?
137
00:07:07,195 --> 00:07:08,866
That's my pot, Jeff.
138
00:07:08,899 --> 00:07:10,936
-Everybody know.
-That's her pot.
139
00:07:10,969 --> 00:07:14,644
Use another pot, please,
Chef. Alright? Corner!
140
00:07:14,677 --> 00:07:16,047
♪ 'Cause it just don't end ♪
141
00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:17,684
Hey, Marcus, I need
a double order of bread today,
142
00:07:17,717 --> 00:07:19,153
-okay, Chef?
-Come on, Carmy,
I been telling you
143
00:07:19,186 --> 00:07:20,723
for the past two weeks
the mixer's fucked,
144
00:07:20,756 --> 00:07:21,958
and I gotta do all this by hand.
145
00:07:21,991 --> 00:07:23,562
Plus, Tina keeps messing
with the temperature
146
00:07:23,595 --> 00:07:25,065
-and it's fucking up my rise.
-TINA: No inglés.
147
00:07:25,098 --> 00:07:26,735
-Tina, I know you speak English!
-Listen,
148
00:07:26,768 --> 00:07:28,137
Marcus, we're not
meeting dailies, alright?
149
00:07:28,170 --> 00:07:29,808
Vendors are cutting us off.
I don't have the money
150
00:07:29,841 --> 00:07:30,976
to fix it right this second,
151
00:07:31,009 --> 00:07:32,580
but I will get you
a new mixer. Okay?
152
00:07:32,613 --> 00:07:34,851
-I promise you. Yeah?
-EBRAHEIM: Carmen! Buzzer!
153
00:07:34,884 --> 00:07:36,655
Alright, that's the beef.
Come on, gimme a hand.
154
00:07:36,688 --> 00:07:37,990
♪ I said I don't give a damn ♪
155
00:07:38,023 --> 00:07:39,861
Corner! Smaller fry scoops
today, Chef. Behind!
156
00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:41,798
-Not system!
-CARMY: What is this system?
157
00:07:41,831 --> 00:07:43,869
-Michael's system.
-Carmen, there is a girl.
158
00:07:43,902 --> 00:07:45,639
Yeah, that's Sydney.
She's helping us out today.
159
00:07:45,672 --> 00:07:47,910
Michael's system
makes no sense--
I'm saying something!
160
00:07:47,943 --> 00:07:50,181
Marcus, I say something.
You are my favorite bitch.
161
00:07:50,214 --> 00:07:51,585
Oh, your English
is gettin' tight, Zeebs.
162
00:07:51,618 --> 00:07:52,754
You kidnap a ship captain?
163
00:07:52,787 --> 00:07:54,223
Your mom teach me during sex.
164
00:07:54,256 --> 00:07:55,893
Oh, that's not cool.
I'm fucking with you.
165
00:07:55,926 --> 00:07:57,062
-That's how you do it!
-(laughter)
166
00:07:57,095 --> 00:07:58,632
-Yo yo yo.
-CARMY: Hey yo, Gary!
167
00:07:58,665 --> 00:08:00,068
You set up a compost
for me today, Chef?
168
00:08:00,101 --> 00:08:01,805
After I do my thing
in the place.
169
00:08:01,838 --> 00:08:03,007
That's very clear. Thank you.
170
00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:04,911
Behind. Behind.
171
00:08:04,944 --> 00:08:07,850
-Hey, Chef, is there, like,
a family shelf or something?
-Behind!
172
00:08:07,883 --> 00:08:10,088
-Shelf?
-Sorry, um... (speaks Spanish)
173
00:08:10,121 --> 00:08:13,027
(speaking Spanish)
174
00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:17,269
(Spanish, overly friendly)
175
00:08:17,302 --> 00:08:18,805
Fuck off.
176
00:08:20,174 --> 00:08:22,914
-Gracias.
-(door shuts)
177
00:08:22,947 --> 00:08:25,953
-Bottom right side of walk-in.
-(sighs) Thanks, Chef.
178
00:08:25,986 --> 00:08:28,057
♪ ♪
179
00:08:33,835 --> 00:08:35,806
♪ Like that all rough ♪ Yo, this shit looks different.
180
00:08:35,839 --> 00:08:38,946
-Corner... Yo, you.
-MARCUS: Yo, family!
181
00:08:38,979 --> 00:08:41,016
Fucking with my program, cousin?
182
00:08:41,049 --> 00:08:42,820
Program started four hours ago.
183
00:08:42,853 --> 00:08:44,924
RICHIE:
I had the kid all morning.
Excuse me.
184
00:08:44,957 --> 00:08:46,728
Listen, what is going
on with Ballbreaker?
185
00:08:46,761 --> 00:08:47,997
My Insta's completely
blowing up.
186
00:08:48,030 --> 00:08:49,199
MARCUS:
You got like
30 followers, dog.
187
00:08:49,232 --> 00:08:50,970
Yeah, I got--
What is that, a diss?
188
00:08:51,003 --> 00:08:52,807
-I got 36 followers...
-(laughter)
189
00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:55,345
(bell ringing, kitchen chatter)
190
00:08:55,378 --> 00:08:58,852
We need the business! Nerds
come in from Rockford to play.
191
00:08:58,885 --> 00:09:01,090
Yeah, like in 1987. You know,
when you were still in
192
00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:02,927
that deadbeat's balls.
How are you?
193
00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,731
TINA: Good.
How was the recital?
194
00:09:04,764 --> 00:09:06,200
Oh my god,
she murdered it, Tina!
195
00:09:06,233 --> 00:09:08,237
I gotta-- H-hold on.
196
00:09:08,270 --> 00:09:10,943
-Listen, you gotta run
this stuff by me first.
-I don't have to do shit.
197
00:09:10,976 --> 00:09:13,247
Hold on. Listen, let's just have
a conversation for a second!
198
00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:16,855
-Whoa. Fuck is this?
-This is Sydney.
I'm staging today.
199
00:09:16,888 --> 00:09:18,257
-You're what-ing today?
-CARMY: That's Sydney.
200
00:09:18,290 --> 00:09:20,094
She's helping us out today.
201
00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:22,032
-Cousin, you ordering
a different mayonnaise, bro?
-...bananas?
202
00:09:22,065 --> 00:09:24,203
-No, all you, Chef.
-Yeah, "All you, Chef."
This biff,
203
00:09:24,236 --> 00:09:26,741
-he was usin' them to
make a giant nut muffin!
-CARMY: It was a play on
204
00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:28,277
a Panettone.
It woulda been beautiful
205
00:09:28,310 --> 00:09:30,749
-if you'd let me finish it.
Fuck! Cousin!
-Fuck you!
206
00:09:30,782 --> 00:09:32,920
Richie Jerimovich.
Pleasure to meet you,
sweetheart.
207
00:09:32,953 --> 00:09:34,791
-Don't say sweetheart,
you fucking weirdo.
-Oh sorry,
208
00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:36,895
Carm, you're so woke.
I meant nothing by it,
209
00:09:36,928 --> 00:09:38,297
Sydney. Saying sweetheart
210
00:09:38,330 --> 00:09:39,834
is just part of
our Italian heritage.
211
00:09:39,867 --> 00:09:42,105
-That's beautiful.
Thank you.
-TINA: Corner!
212
00:09:42,138 --> 00:09:44,777
-Okay--
-Listen, I'm trying
to talk to you, okay?
213
00:09:44,810 --> 00:09:46,748
Don't be rude and start
doing a million things--
214
00:09:46,781 --> 00:09:48,886
-I don't have time
for this right now.
-I don't remember having time
215
00:09:48,919 --> 00:09:50,956
-to take care of your mom
for six months.
-Don't you fucking--
216
00:09:50,989 --> 00:09:53,294
No, don't you fucking!
I got all kinds of receipts
217
00:09:53,327 --> 00:09:55,633
from my divorce lawyer backing
up 'cause all the time I spent
218
00:09:55,666 --> 00:09:57,068
trying to put your family
back together
219
00:09:57,101 --> 00:09:59,707
'cause you're too much of
a cocksucker to come home!
220
00:10:00,943 --> 00:10:02,680
The guys are texting me.
221
00:10:02,713 --> 00:10:04,817
You're telling them to do all
sorts of weird shit backwards.
222
00:10:04,850 --> 00:10:06,888
Don't fucking do that, Carmen!
223
00:10:06,921 --> 00:10:09,092
(muffled) Don't go messing
with their heads and ordering
224
00:10:09,125 --> 00:10:11,197
different mayonnaise
and hiring new fucking broads
225
00:10:11,230 --> 00:10:13,669
without talking to me first!
226
00:10:13,702 --> 00:10:16,675
This is your brother's house,
okay? Yeah? Remember?
227
00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:19,146
I was running it
fine without you.
228
00:10:19,179 --> 00:10:21,216
Why didn't he leave it
to you then?
229
00:10:22,953 --> 00:10:24,056
(door opens)
230
00:10:24,089 --> 00:10:27,195
-Low on olive oil, Carmen.
-Heard.
231
00:10:28,063 --> 00:10:31,069
♪ ♪
232
00:10:33,107 --> 00:10:34,243
♪ Huh huh huh ♪
233
00:10:34,276 --> 00:10:35,912
Where's my knife?!
234
00:10:38,183 --> 00:10:39,854
Chefs, we gotta
sharpen our knives
235
00:10:39,887 --> 00:10:41,457
-when we got a sec!
-RICHIE: You gotta sharpen
236
00:10:41,490 --> 00:10:42,994
your brain when
we get a second.
237
00:10:43,027 --> 00:10:44,429
-(Tina laughs)
-You been here for two weeks,
238
00:10:44,462 --> 00:10:46,768
we been having money problems
for two weeks.
239
00:10:46,801 --> 00:10:48,739
One plus one equals
you're an asshole, Bobby Flay.
240
00:10:48,772 --> 00:10:50,108
Don't call me Bobby Flay!
Sydney, stir
241
00:10:50,141 --> 00:10:52,012
-that pot for me,
please, Chef.
-Yes, Chef.
242
00:10:52,045 --> 00:10:54,216
-You want a cartouche?
-What's a cartouche?
243
00:10:54,249 --> 00:10:55,953
-What's our best day here?
-Five.
244
00:10:55,986 --> 00:10:58,457
Okay, Ebraheim, get me
a pot for the giardiniera!
245
00:10:58,490 --> 00:11:00,829
So if we do six, that'll get
us through the week, right?
246
00:11:00,862 --> 00:11:03,200
-So, Ballbreaker.
-RICHIE: Just make it easy
247
00:11:03,233 --> 00:11:06,173
-and make the fucking spaghetti!
-Don't say spaghetti!
248
00:11:06,206 --> 00:11:08,812
-All these knives are dull!
-Spaghetti's
the biggest seller, Carm.
249
00:11:08,845 --> 00:11:11,350
-That shit was straight-up fire.
-Straight-up done now, Chef.
Behind.
250
00:11:11,383 --> 00:11:14,122
-Yeah, but why?
-Because fucking 11 Madison Park
251
00:11:14,155 --> 00:11:16,494
dickhead over here,
he couldn't figure it out!
252
00:11:16,527 --> 00:11:19,032
-CARMY: Housekeeping, Chefs!
-RICHIE: Again, what the fuck
are you saying?
253
00:11:19,065 --> 00:11:20,435
Anyone understand
what he's saying?
254
00:11:20,468 --> 00:11:22,439
Housekeeping means you have
to clean your stations
255
00:11:22,472 --> 00:11:24,944
'cause this place
is fuckin' gross.
256
00:11:24,977 --> 00:11:28,050
I refer to everybody as Chef
because it's a sign of respect,
257
00:11:28,083 --> 00:11:30,054
and I never said I couldn't
figure out the spaghetti.
258
00:11:30,087 --> 00:11:31,791
I said it doesn't make
any sense on this menu,
259
00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:34,897
so it is done. The end.
260
00:11:34,930 --> 00:11:37,302
-Three hours to open, Chefs!
-(ticking)
261
00:11:37,335 --> 00:11:40,909
Who are you yelling at, Carmy?
There's like four of us in here.
262
00:11:40,942 --> 00:11:42,212
Now, let me ask you something.
263
00:11:42,245 --> 00:11:44,049
If the spaghetti
didn't make any sense,
264
00:11:44,082 --> 00:11:46,220
how come everybody
fucking loved that shit?
265
00:11:46,253 --> 00:11:48,925
-MARCUS: Everybody did love it.
-Everybody doesn't
have any taste.
266
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,361
It was an under-seasoned
over-sauced mess.
267
00:11:50,394 --> 00:11:52,232
-It took seven hours to prep.
-RICHIE: Oh, fuck!
268
00:11:52,265 --> 00:11:54,469
You know what?
This shit right here
269
00:11:54,503 --> 00:11:56,508
made you pompous and delusional
270
00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:59,179
and a fucking gayrod!
271
00:11:59,212 --> 00:12:01,050
These guys, they taught you
how to cook with ants,
272
00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:03,555
but none of these fuckwads
taught you how to make a pasta!
273
00:12:03,588 --> 00:12:05,291
Probably should learn
how to make pasta, Carmy.
274
00:12:05,324 --> 00:12:06,962
A, I know how to
make pasta, Marcus.
275
00:12:06,995 --> 00:12:08,999
B, I hate to break
your hearts, motherfuckers,
276
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:10,769
but that gluey, mushy bullshit
277
00:12:10,802 --> 00:12:12,439
is not bailing us out this time.
278
00:12:12,472 --> 00:12:14,343
Ballbreaker is.
Fak's raising plays
279
00:12:14,376 --> 00:12:16,146
to a dollar,
so shut the fuck up!
280
00:12:16,179 --> 00:12:18,552
-Who the fuck is Fak?
-Tina! Did you take
my knife, Chef?
281
00:12:18,585 --> 00:12:20,088
Did you take my pot, Jeff?
282
00:12:20,121 --> 00:12:22,092
(laughs)
283
00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:24,429
-Fuck!
-RICHIE: Neil Fak!
284
00:12:24,462 --> 00:12:27,369
This fucking fairy's
butt-buddy. He's--
285
00:12:27,402 --> 00:12:29,139
Whoa!
286
00:12:29,172 --> 00:12:32,045
-Why is the beef so hot?
-MARCUS: 'Cause we
just took it out.
287
00:12:32,078 --> 00:12:34,282
-Two hours late?
-Two hours longer!
288
00:12:34,315 --> 00:12:35,986
Wrigley didn't deliver
enough meat this week.
289
00:12:36,019 --> 00:12:38,992
-Why didn't Wrigley deliver?
-Because we're out of money!
290
00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,294
The only beef I could get
291
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,098
was bone-in, which
you have to braise, alright?
292
00:12:42,131 --> 00:12:44,570
It takes two hours longer.
The good news is
293
00:12:44,603 --> 00:12:47,008
-we can stretch it by
cutting the bread shorter...
-Call Wrigley.
294
00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:49,279
-...and using less gravy.
-Call Wrigley! Which is not
how we have ever done
295
00:12:49,312 --> 00:12:51,283
a beef here in 25 years, Carm!
296
00:12:51,316 --> 00:12:53,955
-(singing) System, baby.
-System!
297
00:12:53,988 --> 00:12:56,160
-You can barely afford to pay
people, but sick system.
-Don't fucking
298
00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:57,395
talk to me about labor, Noma!
299
00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:59,399
I thought this was your house!
300
00:12:59,432 --> 00:13:02,471
♪ ♪
301
00:13:04,209 --> 00:13:06,146
Fuck all this.
302
00:13:06,179 --> 00:13:08,384
Announcement! Listen up!
303
00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:10,354
Bread stays the same!
304
00:13:10,387 --> 00:13:12,425
Gravy stays the same!
305
00:13:15,966 --> 00:13:17,970
♪ Let it go, baby ♪
306
00:13:18,003 --> 00:13:19,941
♪ Now ♪
307
00:13:19,974 --> 00:13:23,313
♪ I'm gonna kick back
down and see ♪
308
00:13:25,919 --> 00:13:27,422
VIDEO GAME: Ballbreaker!
309
00:13:27,455 --> 00:13:29,494
A buck's not gonna
get 'em anywhere, Bear.
310
00:13:29,527 --> 00:13:31,965
-It's just too difficult.
-Yeah, Fak, that's the point.
311
00:13:31,998 --> 00:13:34,202
-It's already ultra confusing.
-Yeah, homie,
312
00:13:34,235 --> 00:13:36,908
it-it's a Norwegian knockoff
of Mortal Kombat.
313
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,945
Part of the reason why
this machine got recalled
314
00:13:38,978 --> 00:13:40,582
in the first place,
aside from the excessive
315
00:13:40,615 --> 00:13:42,920
and irresponsible violence,
is it's just too difficult!
316
00:13:42,953 --> 00:13:44,924
It's a fighter
and a fucking scroller.
317
00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:47,563
-(game effects)
-Also, sorry.
318
00:13:47,596 --> 00:13:49,232
I didn't make it to the funeral.
319
00:13:49,265 --> 00:13:51,170
I sent flowers,
320
00:13:51,203 --> 00:13:53,975
-and I really hope
they looked nice.
-I don't know. I wasn't there.
321
00:13:54,008 --> 00:13:55,913
-How long's this gonna take?
-It's gonna take an hour.
322
00:13:55,946 --> 00:13:57,348
Aight, it's gotta be faster.
Yo, Sweeps,
323
00:13:57,381 --> 00:13:59,086
can open up the windows
in the back, please?
324
00:13:59,119 --> 00:14:00,589
-SWEEPS: Later.
-Carmy, you're bleeding!
325
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:04,262
-Shit! Man, stupid
dull-ass knife!
-EBRAHEIM: Corner!
326
00:14:04,295 --> 00:14:06,333
-You're making me queasy.
-Fucking damn it, Ebraheim!
327
00:14:06,366 --> 00:14:09,473
-Carmen, your fault! Say corner!
-Blood! You see?
328
00:14:09,507 --> 00:14:11,644
Good! Good! Y'all happy now?
329
00:14:11,677 --> 00:14:14,082
Can I have
my fucking knife back?!
330
00:14:14,115 --> 00:14:15,384
(all shouting)
331
00:14:15,417 --> 00:14:18,390
♪ ♪
332
00:14:18,423 --> 00:14:21,429
(fluorescent lights buzzing)
333
00:14:29,112 --> 00:14:32,553
(deep rumbling)
334
00:14:32,586 --> 00:14:36,360
(soft animal growling)
335
00:14:36,393 --> 00:14:39,365
(growling, snarling)
336
00:14:45,712 --> 00:14:47,516
(roaring)
337
00:14:47,549 --> 00:14:51,256
(Richie speaking indistinctly)
338
00:14:51,289 --> 00:14:53,194
-(shuts off radio)
-RICHIE: Ebraheim,
I swear to God,
339
00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:56,233
she looks fucking beautiful.
You would've lost your mind.
340
00:14:56,266 --> 00:14:58,437
-That's fire, Chef.
-RICHIE: And all of a sudden,
341
00:14:58,470 --> 00:15:00,642
-the guy's back in my face!
-CARMY: Hey!
342
00:15:00,675 --> 00:15:02,378
-Guys, look, we gotta line up!
-(clapping)
343
00:15:02,411 --> 00:15:04,449
We got service
in an hour, alright?
344
00:15:04,482 --> 00:15:06,153
RICHIE:
I'm like, listen, if you're
gonna get in my face,
345
00:15:06,186 --> 00:15:08,123
-we're gonna have a problem.
-CARMY: Hey! Cousin!
346
00:15:08,156 --> 00:15:10,428
-Yeah, one second.
-Seriously, I wanna
start defining our roles
347
00:15:10,461 --> 00:15:12,533
-a little bit more
clearly, alright?
-Hold on a second here.
348
00:15:12,566 --> 00:15:14,537
-We're just-- Hold on a second.
-Cousin. Seriously, Cousin!
349
00:15:14,570 --> 00:15:16,173
Trying to get some work
done here, capiche?
350
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,143
MARCUS:
This the dude from
the hot dog stand?
351
00:15:18,176 --> 00:15:20,047
-RICHIE: This is
his twin brother...
-Fucking lying.
352
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,018
-...which I found out later!
I found out later.
-MARCUS: You lying!
353
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:24,456
But at this point, I think it's
the guy from the hot dog stand,
354
00:15:24,489 --> 00:15:26,995
and I'm like, listen,
go home already!
355
00:15:27,028 --> 00:15:29,567
-(laughter)
-Get the fuck outta here!
356
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:32,138
Oh my god! I'm like...
357
00:15:32,171 --> 00:15:34,075
So, I'm like, okay,
now there's a problem.
358
00:15:34,108 --> 00:15:37,081
I'm trying to enjoy my tacos,
you're ruining my date, right?
359
00:15:37,114 --> 00:15:39,554
So, this guy,
he pulls out a revolver.
360
00:15:39,587 --> 00:15:42,158
-MARCUS: Come on.
-Swear to God!
And I'm like, oh my god,
361
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,497
wh-where did you get that?
What, did you steal that
362
00:15:44,530 --> 00:15:46,166
-from the museum gift shop?
-(police siren)
363
00:15:46,199 --> 00:15:48,772
You know, like, who
are you? Mr. Bogart?
364
00:15:48,805 --> 00:15:52,178
-Please, what are we doing
here... (fades out)
-(police radio chatter)
365
00:15:52,211 --> 00:15:55,284
("Via Chicago" by Wilco playing)
366
00:16:02,198 --> 00:16:05,170
(sizzling)
367
00:16:12,418 --> 00:16:14,222
Hey, Tina,
I gotta go see my sister.
368
00:16:14,255 --> 00:16:17,061
-You hold down the fort?
-Yeah, sure. Listen, Jeff.
369
00:16:17,094 --> 00:16:18,765
How come your sister don't
come by here no more?
370
00:16:18,798 --> 00:16:20,467
Oh, you gotta ask her.
371
00:16:22,371 --> 00:16:24,209
♪ I dreamed about
killing you... ♪
372
00:16:24,242 --> 00:16:27,081
-Hi.
-Yo. You didn't put it
in a bag or anything?
373
00:16:28,283 --> 00:16:30,087
That's how you say hello to me?
374
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,526
-Hi.
-Hi there!
375
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,462
♪ Dying on the banks ♪
376
00:16:34,496 --> 00:16:37,603
♪ Of Embarcadero skies ♪
377
00:16:37,636 --> 00:16:40,708
♪ I sat and watched
you bleed ♪
378
00:16:42,512 --> 00:16:44,550
You smell like this place.
379
00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:47,623
Hi. (clears throat)
380
00:16:47,656 --> 00:16:51,129
Sorry. I just...
hate seeing you here.
381
00:16:51,831 --> 00:16:53,000
Yeah, well...
382
00:16:53,033 --> 00:16:57,374
♪ Your cold, hot blood
ran away from me ♪
383
00:16:58,276 --> 00:16:59,279
These labels.
384
00:16:59,312 --> 00:17:00,816
-Marcus!
-What?
385
00:17:00,849 --> 00:17:03,153
Where are the chili flakes?
It's the most Polish shit ever.
386
00:17:03,186 --> 00:17:06,126
-Cousin organizes it,
it's more confusing--
-Right there.
387
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,596
Labeled "chili flakes."
388
00:17:11,604 --> 00:17:14,109
What does Sweeps stand for?
389
00:17:14,142 --> 00:17:16,446
SWEEPS:
I swept St. Louis three times
and had a no-hitter.
390
00:17:16,479 --> 00:17:18,551
My real last name is Woods.
391
00:17:19,419 --> 00:17:21,422
♪ ♪
392
00:17:23,828 --> 00:17:28,270
♪ I printed my name
on the back of a leaf ♪
393
00:17:28,303 --> 00:17:31,777
♪ And I watched it
float away ♪
394
00:17:35,518 --> 00:17:37,221
You talk to Mom?
395
00:17:37,254 --> 00:17:39,694
-No. Uh...
-I know she'd love to see you.
396
00:17:39,727 --> 00:17:42,198
No, I know, I know. I just...
397
00:17:42,231 --> 00:17:44,804
(inhales)
398
00:17:44,837 --> 00:17:47,141
♪ The wind blew me back... ♪
399
00:17:47,174 --> 00:17:48,176
(clicks tongue)
400
00:17:52,251 --> 00:17:54,557
I've been trying to call you.
You haven't called me back.
401
00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:56,293
Yeah, no, I know. I just--
I've been busy.
402
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,297
I've been working, so...
403
00:17:58,330 --> 00:18:00,635
-Uncle Jimmy wants
to buy this place.
-It's not for sale.
404
00:18:00,668 --> 00:18:02,706
-I know. That's what
I wanted to tell you.
-That it's not for sale?
405
00:18:02,739 --> 00:18:04,376
No, that I think
we should sell it to him.
406
00:18:04,409 --> 00:18:05,846
So he can flip it
into an Applebee's?
407
00:18:05,879 --> 00:18:09,219
No, no, I-I'm trying to
to do something here, Sugar.
408
00:18:09,252 --> 00:18:12,325
Okay, I was so excited
for you to come home.
409
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:14,697
♪ Via Chicago... ♪
410
00:18:14,730 --> 00:18:16,265
Gotta go. Um...
411
00:18:17,201 --> 00:18:19,271
Okay. (scoffs)
412
00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:21,610
I'm okay.
413
00:18:23,213 --> 00:18:24,683
-Okay?
-(mouthing) Okay.
414
00:18:26,887 --> 00:18:28,858
I'm gonna fix this place.
415
00:18:28,891 --> 00:18:30,461
♪ Searching for home... ♪
416
00:18:30,495 --> 00:18:32,800
No one's asking you to.
417
00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:35,337
♪ Searching for home
via Chicago ♪
418
00:18:36,372 --> 00:18:38,545
Um, I really-- I gotta go, okay?
419
00:18:38,578 --> 00:18:40,214
-Bear.
-Yeah?
420
00:18:40,247 --> 00:18:41,850
I love you.
421
00:18:42,953 --> 00:18:44,957
Thank you for this.
422
00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:46,627
(creaks, shuts)
423
00:18:47,763 --> 00:18:49,365
(mouthing) You're welcome.
424
00:18:52,639 --> 00:18:53,708
(sighs)
425
00:18:57,516 --> 00:18:59,452
SWEEPS:
Welcome back.
426
00:19:03,528 --> 00:19:05,598
Time to try the new sandwiches.
Behind!
427
00:19:06,266 --> 00:19:07,669
Corner!
428
00:19:10,474 --> 00:19:11,877
Marcus, rolls, please, Chef!
429
00:19:12,946 --> 00:19:14,616
-(clatters)
-Fuck. Again!
430
00:19:17,321 --> 00:19:19,593
-That's crumbly! It's too dense!
-MARCUS: Doing it by hand!
431
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:20,829
-Yo.
-It's the mixer.
432
00:19:20,862 --> 00:19:22,265
It's not the mixer, alright?
It's crumbly.
433
00:19:22,298 --> 00:19:23,535
The oven's too dry.
434
00:19:23,568 --> 00:19:25,237
You need to fill
a baking sheet with water,
435
00:19:25,270 --> 00:19:27,275
put it on the oven floor,
throw in another batch, okay?
436
00:19:27,308 --> 00:19:28,744
-Don't tell me how to do my job.
-Just do it!
437
00:19:31,684 --> 00:19:34,523
CARMY:
Yo! Somebody come
try this! Cousin!
438
00:19:34,556 --> 00:19:35,792
RICHIE: Yeah, right!
439
00:19:35,825 --> 00:19:37,796
-(mumbling)
-There you go, Chef.
440
00:19:38,631 --> 00:19:40,669
Chef.
441
00:19:40,702 --> 00:19:42,606
What's goin' on?
What do you think?
442
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:45,277
-It's redundant and white,
just like you.
-CARMY: Heard, heard, heard.
443
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,816
-Tina. Salt? Beef? It's tender?
-(moaning)
444
00:19:47,849 --> 00:19:50,020
-Very good, puta!
-It's nice? We happy? Happy?
445
00:19:50,053 --> 00:19:53,327
-Alright, alright.
-(clapping)
446
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,797
Yo, Sydney!
447
00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:56,633
Try this business.
448
00:19:58,971 --> 00:20:01,711
-Oh, fuck.
-Mm-hmm. You know that's fire.
449
00:20:01,744 --> 00:20:03,581
-Yeah, fuckin' fire.
-Mm-hmm.
450
00:20:03,614 --> 00:20:05,819
So, how you gonna
pass the family test?
451
00:20:05,852 --> 00:20:07,387
Delicious or impressive?
452
00:20:08,591 --> 00:20:10,461
Delicious is impressive.
453
00:20:10,495 --> 00:20:12,599
Word. Word...
454
00:20:12,632 --> 00:20:14,970
♪ ♪
455
00:20:15,003 --> 00:20:17,776
(crowd chanting outside)
456
00:20:17,809 --> 00:20:19,713
That dude looks like a carrot.
457
00:20:19,746 --> 00:20:22,519
-FAK: Is that a fucking carrot?
-MARCUS: I mean,
it's clearly a carrot.
458
00:20:22,552 --> 00:20:24,455
Do you not know what
a carrot looks like?
459
00:20:24,488 --> 00:20:25,892
We're gonna need more bread.
460
00:20:29,465 --> 00:20:31,303
See, it's all good till
it starts making this weird
461
00:20:31,336 --> 00:20:32,840
-"guggugguggug" sound.
-Oh my god,
462
00:20:32,873 --> 00:20:34,844
that's a classic sound with
these fucking pieces of shit.
463
00:20:34,877 --> 00:20:36,981
Hey, did you know Michael?
464
00:20:37,014 --> 00:20:38,585
Dude, he was like
one of my best friends,
465
00:20:38,618 --> 00:20:40,589
but then fuckin'
it got dark at the end...
466
00:20:40,622 --> 00:20:41,858
Corner! How we looking
on that bread?
467
00:20:41,891 --> 00:20:44,062
-Coming out soon.
-Fak, watch your back.
468
00:20:44,095 --> 00:20:45,932
-Hey, Chi-Chi, yeah,
come get your jacket.
-Corner!
469
00:20:45,965 --> 00:20:47,468
Yo! Yo! Fak, how we looking?
470
00:20:47,502 --> 00:20:49,005
Dude, I'm gonna be
able to fix this, dude.
471
00:20:49,038 --> 00:20:51,644
-Do you have any, like,
stale bread? Thank you.
-Right there.
472
00:20:51,677 --> 00:20:54,015
-RICHIE: Corner!
-Chef! Corner! Behind...
473
00:20:54,048 --> 00:20:57,088
-Fak, watch it.
-CARMY: Hey, I'll pay you
in sandwich, yeah?
474
00:20:57,121 --> 00:20:59,492
-Deal!
-No shit deal!
475
00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,497
-Oh, fuck off, man.
-Hey, was Richie
always an asshole?
476
00:21:01,530 --> 00:21:03,768
Dude, always and forever.
Dude, he's the fucking worst.
477
00:21:03,801 --> 00:21:06,339
-Mm, yeah. He sucks.
-Dude, he's not a nice guy.
478
00:21:06,372 --> 00:21:08,645
-He's just-- He's sad inside.
-Yeah.
479
00:21:08,678 --> 00:21:10,649
Fak...
480
00:21:10,682 --> 00:21:11,751
Dude...
481
00:21:11,784 --> 00:21:15,023
♪ ♪
482
00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:23,040
-Yo, family's up!
-Yeah! Woo! Let's do this!
483
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,777
(clapping)
484
00:21:24,810 --> 00:21:27,549
FAK:
Oh my gosh. I smell...
That looks so good!
485
00:21:27,582 --> 00:21:30,120
-SWEEPS: Damn, Sydney!
-FAK: Let's go!
486
00:21:30,153 --> 00:21:33,828
(overlapping excited chatter)
487
00:21:33,861 --> 00:21:36,066
-What do we got
going on over here?
-SYDNEY: Yeah, we got a stew,
488
00:21:36,099 --> 00:21:39,372
rice, plantains,
and a little fennel salad.
489
00:21:39,405 --> 00:21:42,646
Alright, I'm interested.
Ebra, yo, let's do this.
490
00:21:42,679 --> 00:21:44,850
EBRAHEIM:
I bring my own.
This looks like shit.
491
00:21:44,883 --> 00:21:46,119
-RICHIE: Oh, come on.
-(Tina laughs)
492
00:21:46,152 --> 00:21:48,056
Don't pay any attention.
493
00:21:48,089 --> 00:21:50,127
-FAK: That's not nice.
That's not nice.
-EBRAHEIM: I don't eat pork.
494
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,532
-SYDNEY:
It's not pork. It's beef.
-MARCUS: He never eats.
495
00:21:52,565 --> 00:21:55,605
-EBRAHEIM: It look like pork.
-RICHIE: Alright, alright,
I'll start. I'll start.
496
00:21:55,638 --> 00:21:58,678
I'm grateful for Philip K. Dick.
Fak, you're up.
497
00:21:58,711 --> 00:22:01,116
FAK:
Me?! Uh, I-I'm tha-- uh...
498
00:22:01,149 --> 00:22:04,556
thankful for my-my cats Ralph.
499
00:22:04,589 --> 00:22:05,959
TINA:
They both named Ralph?
500
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:08,463
FAK:
Yeah. It's just, like,
it's easier that way.
501
00:22:08,497 --> 00:22:11,671
-Ralph and Ralph.
-RICHIE: Alright, Tina,
you're up. What's up?
502
00:22:11,704 --> 00:22:13,875
I'm grateful for all
y'all motherfuckers.
503
00:22:13,908 --> 00:22:16,547
-(friendly jeers)
-Look at you, fucking softy!
504
00:22:16,580 --> 00:22:18,618
I guess I'm grateful that...
505
00:22:18,651 --> 00:22:20,689
Richie didn't come in here
wearing that cologne today
506
00:22:20,722 --> 00:22:22,626
that he always be wearing.
You know, it smell like
507
00:22:22,659 --> 00:22:25,765
-a pine tree and shit.
-(laughter)
508
00:22:25,798 --> 00:22:28,036
EBRAHEIM:
Smell like onion under arm.
509
00:22:28,069 --> 00:22:30,609
(laughter)
510
00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:32,980
Onion under arm!
511
00:22:33,013 --> 00:22:35,619
-SYDNEY: Chef, you want a plate?
-All good. Thank you, Chef.
512
00:22:35,652 --> 00:22:37,723
TINA:
You can have mine
if you change your mind.
513
00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:39,125
-(crowd chanting outside)
-What?
514
00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:41,864
I just never had plátanos
with, like, grass on it.
515
00:22:41,897 --> 00:22:43,768
-Yo, shit. Cousin, Cousin.
-(laughter)
516
00:22:43,801 --> 00:22:45,437
Cousin, yo, it's getting
crazy out there.
517
00:22:45,470 --> 00:22:47,441
-Come give me a hand.
-RICHIE: Nah, bro.
518
00:22:47,474 --> 00:22:48,677
This is on you.
519
00:22:48,711 --> 00:22:50,481
Yo, Tina, how about these
plátanos though, right?
520
00:22:50,515 --> 00:22:52,519
-Yo, really?
-Yeah, really.
521
00:22:52,552 --> 00:22:55,525
-This isn't my house, remember?
-TINA: I didn't say
I didn't like 'em.
522
00:22:55,558 --> 00:22:58,865
-She was just-- She was
just saying she was...
-You didn't eat them.
523
00:22:58,898 --> 00:23:01,737
-CROWD: Blockers!
Blockers! Blockers!
-CARMY: Yo! Eh!
524
00:23:01,770 --> 00:23:04,142
-(chanting)
-Everybody relax!
Things are fucking alright!
525
00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:06,146
Yo!
526
00:23:06,179 --> 00:23:08,483
Eh, stop banging on the fucking
glass! My guy, stop banging--
527
00:23:08,517 --> 00:23:11,624
-Get off me, cocksucker!
-Fuck you, man!
528
00:23:11,657 --> 00:23:14,462
(overlapping punching, yelling)
529
00:23:14,496 --> 00:23:17,100
(video game music)
530
00:23:18,671 --> 00:23:20,007
-(gunshot)
-(crowd hushes)
531
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,110
♪ Breaker... ♪
532
00:23:25,183 --> 00:23:27,956
Merry Christmas, Lizards.
533
00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:31,530
Sounds like we got
a real problem out here.
534
00:23:31,563 --> 00:23:34,636
Any of you Incel-QAnon-4Chan...
535
00:23:34,669 --> 00:23:37,776
Snyder-Cut motherfuckers
wanna out of line now?
536
00:23:37,809 --> 00:23:40,080
-(quiet murmuring)
-Anybody?
537
00:23:41,683 --> 00:23:42,786
Yeah.
538
00:23:42,819 --> 00:23:44,790
Didn't think so.
539
00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:46,492
Cousin.
540
00:23:47,796 --> 00:23:49,465
(grunts)
541
00:23:51,069 --> 00:23:52,305
-You alright?
-Thank you.
542
00:23:54,543 --> 00:23:57,181
So we're gonna have a little
tournament here today.
543
00:23:57,214 --> 00:24:00,087
We are gonna be on
our best behavior.
544
00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:02,793
We're not gonna scare
any of the regulars.
545
00:24:02,826 --> 00:24:03,895
We're not gonna touch 'em.
546
00:24:03,928 --> 00:24:05,097
We're not gonna
look at 'em all weird.
547
00:24:05,130 --> 00:24:08,671
We're not gonna do any
of that spectral shit!
548
00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:14,215
Yes? Good.
You're gonna purchase
549
00:24:14,248 --> 00:24:16,721
one Italian Beef combo
to enter. Now,
550
00:24:16,754 --> 00:24:18,156
this is a single
elimination tourney,
551
00:24:18,189 --> 00:24:20,795
so you lose,
you get the fuck out.
552
00:24:20,828 --> 00:24:24,536
-(murmuring, laughing)
-No two ways about it.
You win...
553
00:24:24,569 --> 00:24:26,974
-free Italian Ice for a year.
-(cheering)
554
00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:30,247
-(hollering)
-Also...
555
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:31,717
Also...
556
00:24:32,251 --> 00:24:33,654
Also...
557
00:24:34,589 --> 00:24:36,727
I hate litter.
558
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:40,000
So, you cucks are gonna
clean up after yourselves,
559
00:24:40,033 --> 00:24:42,605
and you're gonna
goddamn recycle.
560
00:24:46,012 --> 00:24:47,080
Fuck you.
561
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:53,895
Cousin, how fucking dope
is that?! -(door shuts)
-Not dope at all.
562
00:24:53,928 --> 00:24:55,698
What are you talking about?
I brought that crowd in!
563
00:24:55,731 --> 00:24:57,803
-That's a lot of
money out there!
-That we're not prepped for!
564
00:24:57,836 --> 00:24:59,807
I shoulda let those turkeys
eat you, Carmy, I swear to God.
565
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:02,244
Today was not the day to
go fucking with the system.
566
00:25:02,277 --> 00:25:04,716
-System, system! Cousin--
-Hey, I don't care.
567
00:25:04,749 --> 00:25:06,754
I do not care what
you do up in Napa
568
00:25:06,787 --> 00:25:08,858
with your fucking tweezers
and your foie gras.
569
00:25:08,891 --> 00:25:11,997
You got no fuckin' idea
what you're doing here!
570
00:25:12,030 --> 00:25:14,970
None! Zero!
571
00:25:15,003 --> 00:25:16,740
So we are gonna stick
with what works,
572
00:25:16,773 --> 00:25:18,143
and we are gonna
fuckin' make sure
573
00:25:18,176 --> 00:25:21,148
we got enough food to
feed these fuckin' dorks.
574
00:25:22,619 --> 00:25:25,157
So get your ass back in there,
575
00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:28,262
and you make that
fuckin' spaghetti.
576
00:25:30,768 --> 00:25:32,037
Sydney...
577
00:25:32,070 --> 00:25:35,645
Sorry about the gun, babe.
I had to get real.
578
00:25:35,678 --> 00:25:38,717
-(quiet kitchen noise)
-(sizzling)
579
00:25:47,234 --> 00:25:49,606
(rattles pan)
580
00:25:52,344 --> 00:25:55,584
(video game effects, chatter)
581
00:26:05,203 --> 00:26:06,840
Mm...
582
00:26:07,341 --> 00:26:08,911
Goddamn...
583
00:26:09,813 --> 00:26:11,583
Yo, Carm. Check it.
584
00:26:12,719 --> 00:26:14,188
That's good.
You see that difference?
585
00:26:14,221 --> 00:26:16,760
-Big time. Steam tray.
You were right.
-Yep.
586
00:26:18,329 --> 00:26:20,902
You can throw down, huh?
587
00:26:20,935 --> 00:26:22,939
Hey, grab me a fresh parm brick?
588
00:26:22,972 --> 00:26:24,676
(grating)
589
00:26:24,709 --> 00:26:25,811
Heard, Chef.
590
00:26:29,351 --> 00:26:31,355
(stops grating)
591
00:26:37,201 --> 00:26:40,206
(sauce bubbling)
592
00:26:47,154 --> 00:26:50,193
-(kettle whistling)
-(opening can)
593
00:26:54,401 --> 00:26:57,374
(whistling gets louder)
594
00:27:00,848 --> 00:27:03,854
("Animal" by Pearl Jam)
595
00:27:09,733 --> 00:27:12,204
♪ One, two, three, four,
five against one ♪
596
00:27:12,237 --> 00:27:14,108
♪ Five, five,
five against one ♪
597
00:27:14,141 --> 00:27:16,246
♪ Said one, two, three, four,
five against one ♪
598
00:27:16,279 --> 00:27:19,352
♪ Five, five, five, five,
five against one ♪
599
00:27:19,385 --> 00:27:21,991
♪ Torture from you to ♪
600
00:27:22,024 --> 00:27:25,831
♪ Me, yeah ♪
601
00:27:26,934 --> 00:27:29,005
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
602
00:27:29,038 --> 00:27:32,979
♪ Abducted from the street... ♪
46029
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof