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00:03:27,992 00:03:31,066 00:03:55,553 00:04:00,983 It's over.

Eh, no... first you have to feed me.

Come on, Luke, wake up, pull yourself up. I am hungry!

00:04:35,463

- Give it to me too. - There's not much of it.

- You came late. I just wanted some coffee...

- You could have thought of that sooner. - I can not do without!

Who do you think you are?! Don't bully!

He's leaving!

Cow!

00:05:01,305 00:05:03,345 (BELL)

- Good morning, reverend. - Hi, Luke.

Oh!

(BELL RING)

PUBLIC SCHOOL

Jumper: Here it is, going to make a cappuccino at your favorite café.

- Good morning, ma'am. - Good morning? It is not at all!

How's it going, Virgo?

(RUSSIAN)

But look at this...

What the hell is going on?!

It never crosses your mind to say, ''Hi, Lotta!''.

Or: ''I'm happy to see you again, Lotta!'', or even: ''I missed you!''

- Hi Lotta, I missed you, Lotta. What the hell is going on?! - It's the coffee's fault.

Supplies are a week late, and the city is dry.

Lotta, I need a coffee. Two cups. Immediately!

Glad to, but I finished it.

- Unless he has it... - he?! I was actually hoping you had it.

- A whiskey, Lotta. - You better go slow, Otto.

Damn it, Lotta, if I can't have coffee, I want whiskey! Hurry up!

A whiskey. All right, I'll bring it to you right away.

The gentleman is served.

Yes, this is great!

Luke, half the people are in a foul mood.

The other half can't wake up.

I'm in a lot of trouble, and I don't know how to get out of it.

Doctor, what are the causes?

The solution is not arcane.

If people seem strange to you, it all depends on the lack of caffeine.

- All this because the coffee doesn't arrive? - This is precisely the reason:

..the lack of assumption takes away the vitality and also the personality.

And what is the solution?

Dear Lotta, in my faith, there is only one therapy: a cup of coffee...

... makes you jump out of bed.

Come on, come on Pichess, you know you drive me crazy.

- Zed... - Dimmi, Pichess.

Get your hands off me!

Zed, your wife is looking for you.

If you don't come home by noon, he'll make you sleep in the chicken coop again.

Well, then I'd better get right back to her.

Luke, a telegram for you!

From the Governor.

Read it yourself, Pachito.

''He arrives with the midday diligence Stop. Edgar J. Rockbottom. Stop.

He bought a ranch near Daisy Town. Stop.

You have to welcome him. Stop. Signed Governor Buzly.''

He really has the soul of a real politician. Always looking for new voters.

(PAROLE lNDlSTlNTE lN ClNESE)

China Tea, keep young, agile and beautiful.

China tea. Ancient potion, similar to coffee.

Coffee...

Buono.

Here comes the diligence!

The coffee has arrived!

(SPEAKS ClNESE) What a pity!

Did you bring coffee?

No, just a couple of troublemakers who haven't shut up for a moment.

Damn! And now how do we drink coffee?

- I take it you're Mr. Edgar. - Permits, miss?

Don't bother, Mr Rockbottom!

It must be Susan B. Anthony, the suffragette.

Look, look, such a famous person in Daisy Town!

What a wretched place I've come to!

I'm Lucky Luke. The governor sends her greetings ..

..and hopes that it feels as comfortable here as a gadfly on cow dung.

It has to go well: I've been scouring the area for months..

..and Dusty Town is the only suitable place.

- Daisy Town! - I'm sorry, a lot.

Are you going to open a factory on Ramires' old ranch?!

Exactly. We will raze it to the ground and build a modern factory.

And now, if anyone wants to take care of my luggage,

..I need to refresh myself.

Miss Anthony, I'm Lotta Legs, the owner of the Saloon.

And, on behalf of all of Daisy Town... welcome.

Thanks, but I doubt this city welcomes a suffragette.

What is a suffragette?!

A woman fighting for the right to vote!

For all the heck, don't we have enough coffee trouble already?!

The last thing we need is a hysterical woman!

Who knows where we'll end up?!

At this rate, they'll even vote for the monkeys.

Judging by those present, I'd say they already have.

After you.

- Thank you very much, ma'am. - Gentlemen...

With the compliments of ''Rockbottom Calessini and similar''.

Thank you.

I'm encouraging women to run for public office.

We can't vote, but who says we can't be governor?!

It is very different from how I imagined it.

The newspapers had described her as a wild lunatic!

- I can make fire and flames, if necessary. - Miss Anthony...

- Call me Susan. -Susan,

..I'd be delighted if you stayed with me while you're here in town.

I have rooms above the Saloon. A little noisy, but...

- Thank you, I gladly accept. - Give it to me.

Come on, go ahead, search well.

No, no... Ah, here they are! They are coffee grounds!

They are mine! I found them!

I found the coffee!

(NOISES OF FIGHT)

Can't you control these scoundrels, Sheriff?!

Stop it you two!

Heavens, what violent men! Hey there! Take this!

Come on, stop it!

Sorry.

Luke! You should be the one to set a good example!

I made them stop, didn't I?!

All right. Carl, what happened?!

Zed and Titus were rummaging through the trash for coffee grounds.

- Titus found them... - But I saw them first!

Zed hit me, and I hit him again.

- Then Carl intervened. - And this for some coffee grounds?!

Why didn't you ration it when you saw it running out?!

Instead of telling me how to run my saloon,

..you should be out looking for supplies, dear Sheriff!

Are you going to teach me my job?!

From what I've seen, it seems to me that she knows more than you.

You won't tolerate such insolence from a woman, will you?!

Shut up, idiot!

What effrontery! They claim they can do a man's job!

- Maybe I could do it! - Of course you could!

At the first hint of trouble, you'd go whine to a man!

Why don't you give her a chance?!

Come on, let me try!

Would you like my job?!

Done!

Oh, congratulations, Sheriff Legs!

First, I'll solve the coffee problem.

Great strategy!

Giving her a lesson by banging her face will be really fun.

But I have to go now, business awaits me. Gentleman...

With the compliments of ''Rockbottom Calessini and similar''.

- Are you kidding us, Luke?! - You're the new sheriff?!

- Yup! - Tell me, Sheriff, when you arrest someone will you "to-to" him?

The sheriff doesn't have time to play games, he has a lot to do!

- Come on, Lotta. - Here we go!

(RlD ACCHlANO)

Come on, Luke, it's a must-see scene.

What are they up to?!

That Susan is more annoying than a pebble in the boot.

Fully agree!

We'll start by cleaning up the office. Who knows how it will be reduced!

It is obvious that we will have to change the arrangement of all the furniture.

It seems obvious to me.

Look at that stuff!

Loaded rifles left lying around within everyone's reach! It's so dangerous!

00:16:58,510 And these posters?! The Daltons mixed with the James brothers' gang!

Didn't they ever tell you that photos should be posted in separate groups?!

Clear away, gentlemen, we have a lot to do.

Luke, now that Lotta has taken your place as sheriff,

- ..you'll have to look for another job! - Yeah, what are you going to do?!

- Well... I could take care of the saloon. - You, manager of the saloon?!

You know what laughs!

Why not?! It doesn't seem so difficult to me, I certainly won't be worse than you.

Oh yes?! Here, get busy: take the saloon!

(RlSATE)

What intentions will Luke have?!

What a tough face!

Ignore it, Lotta!

(VOClARE lNDlSTlNTO)

Look at that stuff: it looks like a pigsty!

- There just happened to be a fight! - It doesn't depend on that: it's always like this, here.

Come on, let's get busy!

(YELL OUT)

Pay attention! I just cleaned!

- Well, what do you think?! - That's great.

It almost looks like a museum.

- I liked it better when it looked like a pigsty. >Luke! Luke!

Come on, come on, beautiful!

They took everything from me! They robbed me!

What are you saying, Bouler?! It's full of gold and guns in there.

- No coffee! He took it away to the last grain! - Who?!

Mendes!

Who exactly is this Mr. Mendes, Sheriff?

The worst outlaw the West ever saw.

Once he shot someone for making noise while he was eating.

I've heard he kidnaps women just for the sake of enslaving them.

You mean Mendes has our coffee and we'll be without it,

..for who knows how long?!

- It sure looks like it. - And now how do we do?!

It's awful! I want coffee now!

Get busy, Sheriff.

00:21:48,469 - This place has become a mortuary. - You are right.

Pichess, empty the ashtray of number 7. There are two butts.

Yes Boss.

Look at it there. He has become a kitchen boy. From now on, I'll leave it alone.

Sir... Sorry, Sheriff!

How are things? Do customers keep making trouble?

No, since I cleaned up the place, they've changed.

- What about you: how's your job as sheriff?! - In full swing.

Actually, we're here on an official visit.

Listen up, folks!

I'm rounding up some men to hunt down coffee thieves.

(VOClARE lNDlSTlNTO)

- So?! - It's not right!

Luke has been our sheriff for years. We will only move if he leads us!

I will not hunt Mendes under orders from a sissy!

Well, Lotta's the sheriff now. You can go with her if you want.

If you say so, Luke...

I go!

Me too.

See you in front of my office in ten minutes.

Let's go find this Mendes!

We're finally getting into action, Susan.

- Why don't you try to manage on your own this time? - You're not coming too?!

Honestly, I never learned to ride a horse.

Oh!

Look here! These tracks make me suspicious!

What do you think, Titus?

Is this where they attacked the wagon?!

I really think so.

Great job, guys.

Now, if we follow these leads...

... we'll go straight, straight to Mendes. Let's do it!

We have to catch that bandit!

Lotta, those tracks are ours!

The bandit went that way.

I knew. I just wanted to test you.

Courage, follow me!

(lNClTANO l CAVALLl)

- This way, boys! - Are you sure it's the right direction?!

Of course! Hurry up!

(STONE FALLS INTO THE EMPTY)

00:25:42,823 All right, then let's go over there!

I said it: we shouldn't have ventured into the desert at the behest of a woman.

Lotta knows nothing about pursuits.

- Think about when Luke will find out! - Shut up! Get it over with!

(HIGHING MUSIC)

I'm Sheriff Legs, of Daisy Town. Drop your weapons!

(in Spanish) And I'm Mendes! The wildest outlaw in all of the West!

Let's get out of here, while there's still time!

(together) Come on! Force! Let's go away!

Drop your weapons and come down!

Obey!

Come on feel the lady, friends?!

(Rl LAUGH OF THE JOKE)

I'm looking for the highwayman who stole all of Daisy Town's coffee.

(in sp.) And you met him, my sweet lady!

Well, then I'm placing you under arrest.

(in sp.) Why such a hurry? Don't you want to know why I did it?!

- Yes. Why did you do that?! - (in sp.) He doesn't understand?!

If I control a city's café, I control the whole city.

(in sp.) People will pay any price for coffee!

One city at a time, I'll cut off all supplies,

..until all of the West is under my rule!

(in sp.) And the whole country will be at the feet of Mendes!

And now that Lucky Luke has been replaced by a woman,

..became child's play!

Now stop! I'm placing you under arrest!

- (in sp.) You can't arrest me, you have no proof! - But what if you confessed?!

I lied.

And now, we have to part, little one.

I will leave her... with a kiss!

This is contempt of the law! Come back here now!

Ugly mangy and stinking pig!

We will see you again!

I don't understand why it doesn't start.

- Damn it! - Ah! He have left!

Edgar lives here, Jumper. Not a bad place...

Whatever looks great on you

..after being shut up in that saloon all day!

My name is Lucky Luke, I'm here to see Mr. Rockbottom.

- Cheers, Sheriff. - His message said something about coffee.

Exactly. Upon learning of the lack of him in our small town..

..located a load of them at Steam Queen Junction.

It's only a day's ride away.

It must be removed by Friday, otherwise it will be awarded to the highest bidder.

- All right, then I'll leave very early in the morning. - Excellent!

Let me add one more thing, Sheriff.

I better bring all the coffee here to the ranch,

..in order to avoid unpleasant incidents in Dousy Town.

-Daisy Town. - Already. Ah, here is 3 kg of the best coffee in Colombia.

- Thank you very much. - I would like to do much more for my adopted city...

- I'll be back in two days. - Bon voyage, Sheriff!

Nice boots!

- Take it, sir. - Thank you.

There's a meeting tomorrow night!

Nail.

Do not miss. You will have fun!

Nail!

(VOClARE lNDlSTlNTO)

00:30:00,030 Fight! What happened?!

I'll tell you later. Now I just need a good cup of coffee --

- .. of you. - Come, dear.

Ah, Sheriff... Miss Anthony... Did you get Mendes?

You can't arrest a person if there's no evidence.

It's been a rough day, huh?!

I have just what you need: a good cup of hot coffee.

And that, where did you get it?!

A good saloon manager must think about his customers.

You like it with a little milk, don't you?

- Where the hell does this coffee come from?! - Professional secret.

00:30:49,110 - Put it down! - Well...

Come on, Fight! Give him that damn coffee back!

I certainly won't waste it.

I should re-read my contract: I'm not a workhorse.

- Good morning! - Where are you going?!

I'll be back in a couple of days - I have an errand for Edgar.

- Bel will take care of the saloon. - Are you slipping away in the middle of the crisis?!

I said only two days.

Jumper: If you do it again, walk.

- You're being irresponsible! - Let him go.

- We don't need that pain in the ass. - You are right.

Jumper: Are we there yet?! We had a really nice trip!

(ironic) We've seen some beautiful places!

For what it takes, we're already far enough away.

(VOClARE lNDlSTlNTO)

The coffee has arrived!

But it's Mendes!

Do not be afraid! I come in peace! I bring coffee!

Did you want coffee? Good! Get the money out!

Three kg for only 1 00 dollars!

It's much more expensive than it was before!

- If you find it too expensive... - (together) No, no!

- Who wants to be first? - (together) it!

- Here's the $100! - This merchandise was stolen.

- Lucky Luke... - You're under arrest, Mendes!

I'm sorry, but you really can't arrest anyone.

- You're no longer sheriff, remember?! - I'm arresting him as a citizen.

But the citizens don't want me arrested, do they?!

What happens?!

Mendes is trying to sell the stolen coffee for more than $30 a kilo.

- You can't do this, Mendes. - How do you know it's stolen?!

If you sell coffee at that price, I'll arrest you for insider trading.

Well, Mrs Legs. Don't you want me to sell my coffee? Agree!

- You haven't accomplished anything! - I'm not selling it, I'm giving it away! To you, sheriff!

Hey! wait! I will share it! I want each of you to have his part!

Susan!

Luke!

And now, what do we do?!

You are the sheriff.

(RlSA)

Here it is.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Leave no footprints.

(GRlD A Dl lNClTAMENTO PER l CAVALLl)

(LUKE CANTlCCHlA)

(GRlD A Dl lNClTAMENTO PER l CAVALLl)

(YELL OUT)

Come on, bartender. Today is payday and we want to celebrate!

You will have nothing until you take off your boots!

Here, this is the meeting schedule, my dear.

This is for you.

It is important that you are all present.

00:36:55,590 - Two orange sodas. - They arrive!

So, these orange drinks?!

Here they are.

Whole Grain Sugar! It's good and it doesn't hurt.

- Give me a drink now, Luke! - That's enough for now, maybe later.

I said right away!

Or I break everything!

Why don't you do like Lotta, who gives him colored water?!

He never noticed the difference.

- Hey, Luke, don't you plan anything fun in here? - No.

00:37:33,583 Lotta was always singing us something.

He did it to keep them quiet.

Well, sometimes when I'm all alone on the prairie, I hum.

And they're not that bad!

Jumper: To be exact, you're not alone, and it's not true that you're not so bad:

#There is a house, my love...#

#... there among the flowering pastures,#

#..with deer, antelope and you...#

#Where will I feel the sadness and pain.#

00:38:22,944 You are more out of tune than a bell!

Get off there! Get it over!

#Where will I feel the sadness and pain.#

Jumper: Come on, you're going fast!

#And the clouds are never seen!#

#Ah, my land, over there! With the deer, the buffalo and you...#

Antelope, you fool!

#deer, antelope and you...#

Now you know what I've had to endure all these years.

Fight, come quickly! There are two dudes shooting wildly!

Thank you Panchito!

(SHOOT AND SCREAM)

Hey, you two! Guns down!

Look, there is the law!

(RlDE) Hello, Sheriff!

I said guns down, or you're going to jail!

And who would take me to jail?! You, by any chance?!

One last time: drop that gun, you mangy dog!

No one can call me mangy dog!

We'll settle things man to man!

Step aside!

I don't want to fight you, cowboy!

You insulted me, Sheriff.

Out the gun.

What are you waiting for?!

- Don't make me do this! - Please do it, I deserve it!

It's not that difficult!

ARMERlA Dl D AlS Y TOWN

Come on, let's go have a drink!

What a sheriff!

You showed him who you are!

(RlGIVE)

China tea! Drink my tea!

Keeps you young and beautiful!

Pichess, your eyes are as blue as the Daisy Town sky.

Luke!

Please, Luke, I have to be home by 5! Luke!

Hey, how are you doing?

Bene.

- And how's it going at the saloon? - Very good! Just keep the glasses clean,

..the drunks under control, and the girls in their place.

At least you, when you close the saloon, you're done. I, on the other hand, never finish.

Or is there some shooting in town, or a wagon accident,

..or a cat in a tree and, as if that weren't enough,

- ..there's always this coffee thing. - Would you like to go back to the saloon?

I don't even think about giving up this job!

- Not with that viper Mendes on the loose! - I can give you a hand.

No, I don't want you to help me. The situation is under control:

..I just have to find Mendes, arrest him and be done with it.

Because Edgar wanted me to leave town..

..the same day Mendes showed up?

You don't believe that Edgar is in cahoots with Mendes?!

No...

We will not leave each other as second-class citizens!

We have the same rights as men!

We are competent, intelligent, and perhaps even much braver!

(PUBLIC AGREE)

For example, Lotta organized a manhunt the other day.

Things got bad, and men got scared.

But this woman, this member of the fairer sex...

... she didn't let herself be intimidated and confronted that outlaw!

(PUBLIC APPLAUDS)

And then I say that we can no longer count on men!

We must organize a group of women only,

..and help Lotta bring Mendes to justice.

(RlGIVE)

But we don't know anything about these squads.

I've never handled a pistol or a rifle.

I don't even know how to ride a horse, but this time nothing will stop me!

I'll go with you, Martha! You take care of the horse, I take care of the gun!

Good idea!

- Count on me! - I'm coming too, Susan!

Now that's fine! Together, we will bring Mendes to justice!

(PUBLIC APPROVE)

(Dl DRUM ROLL)

Struggle! Struggle!

- She was kidnapped! - Calm down, Martha! Who, she was kidnapped ?!

Susan! I went to your office, and I found this.

''Dear Sheriff, leave me alone, or your friend will come to a bad end. Mendes''

Come on, girls! Let's go free Susan!

I think I know where he took her!

- What the hell are you waiting for?! - Maybe it's better to think about it for a moment.

Now Mendes also takes it out on poor defenseless women.

Good heavens, I'll have to go alone!

Wait a moment.

- Luke, I know what I'm doing. - You can't make it alone against Mendes.

I'm going to Edgar's ranch alone!

He knows by now we're hunting him. If he's smart, he doesn't go back to the ranch.

Let me take a look at his tracks.

This is just a waste of time!

He put her on his horse and they went that way:

..in the opposite direction of the ranch.

(MUSlCA MESSlCANA)

Lotta won't be intimidated by the kidnapping. She won't give you a break.

Don't be ridiculous, women are all cowards.

Oh yes?! Try to untie me and you will notice!

We'll take a very long ride, and come back.

If Lucky Luke and that sheriff thing try to follow us,

..it will be like playing the game of the goose.

Lotta will never fall for such a stupid trap!

(MENDES RlDE)

How strange! The tracks lead to the desert.

I think you're right: he's trying to confuse us.

I think it's headed to the ranch.

I don't do it so smart. We continue to follow the tracks.

Jumper: Let's follow these tracks...!

00:46:27,464 Until the Mendes name becomes synonymous with coffee all over the world!

- Susan: That sucks! - (in sp.) Luckily you can't talk.

Women are equal to men.

If you promise to shut up...

... you can have a cup of my exceptional blend.

Do you promise me?!

- Agree. - Good.

Untie me, scumbag!

Edgar!

But who are you?!

That pompous coachman,

..or this filthy Mexican bandit?!

I'm that pompous squire, Edgar Rockbottom,

..but inside I have always felt like Juancarlos Francisco Batista Mendes,

..the rogue men fear and women find irresistible.

- Of course you are as irresistible as an attack of hives! - Thing?!

I'm not a romantic bandit roaming the West..

..in search of adventure regardless of danger?!

No. In this guise you look even more ridiculous than Edgar Rockbottom.

I'm so bummed...

I have a mustache, a mask, a cape, a hat. I tried all the ways...

- Well, yes, you look a little piratical. - Do you really think that?

Of course! You look like a real sparrowhawk, Mendes!

Thanks, Susan, for the appreciation.

You can call me Juancarlos Francisco Batista.

- Juan Carlos Francisco Batista?! - Yes, my little lady.

What beautiful shoes!

How boring with these shoes!

- I need some water. - I wouldn't trust these wells.

Ho a big set.

- Jumper: Are you thirsty, pretty brunette? Are you sure you don't want a nice...

(SHOUTS) - Rattlesnakes?!

No! I'm thirsty.

Jumper: Maybe for another time. We will find a quiet well.

It's better to go.

Yes, this is beautiful! You took me around the world!

- If I had my way... - You would have been bitten by a snake.

I want Susan free, and Mendes behind bars!

- Sounds easy?! - If I put myself in it, I can make myself respected!

Sh!

You are the sheriff!

00:49:54,552 - Maybe in the closet! - Good idea, Sheriff!

- (YELL) Luke! - Shhh!

Don't shoot!

(FIGHT SCREAMS)

They must be upstairs.

(in sp.) It's not fair, baby! Drop your weapons, friends!

Thank you!

(YELL OUT)

(VERSl Dl LOTTA)

my dad!

(VERSl Dl LOTTA)

Thanks, Lotta!

Don't be afraid, my little fairy, Juancarlos will triumph again.

Wake up, smell the coffee, Mendes. You're done now!

Now being a sheriff will be silly.

Jumper: The girl likes it! You will spend your life behind a counter!

China tea!

If I didn't have to do the speaking tour in the South, I'd stop by again.

Anyway, I'll never forget Daisy Town, and neither will you two.

Good luck, Miss Anthony.

Lotta, you are living proof of what a woman can do..

- ..when the opportunity presents itself. - I'll miss you, Susan.

I have to go.

Better get back to that rabble in the saloon.

Maybe you should go easy on the cleaning for a while.

People say it's not fun anymore.

Who said that?! It was Zed, right?! Or Jack?!

- The stingiest customer in town. - Luke, you're a great sheriff.

That's what matters.

The best we've had.

We have the same rights as men!

We are competent, intelligent, and perhaps even more courageous.

Therefore I tell you that women must have the right to vote!

So we can vote for each other! And get public office!

[And so, Susan, continued her fight for the vote for women.]

Thank you!

[1 00 years later,]

[..a silver dollar was minted with his effigy on it.]

[Mendes, however, ended up in South America, where he established a coffee plantation.]

[Perfectionist as he was, he personally prepared each package!]

[A few years later, his dream had come true:]

[..his mustachioed face was proudly displayed on every pack of coffee.]