Original subtitles

[HORSE WHINNIES]

[BELL RINGING]

Howdy, howdy, howdy, folks.

Let's sing.

[SINGING] Were in the money Were in the money

We've got a lot Of what it takes to get along

Come on, now. Everybody sing.

AUDIENCE [SINGING]: Were in the money

- You done us wrong - That's fine.

AUDIENCE: We never see a headline Bout a bread line today

We look that guy Right in the eye

- Louder. AUDIENCE: Were in the money

Lets spend and lend it

Send it rolling along

[DUCK QUACKS]

[TOILET FLUSHES]

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS]

ANNOUNCER: This is your talking report.

Graham Cracker announcing world events.

[ANNOUNCER READS ON-SCREEN TEXT]

The boys are picking it up at the center of the ring. Wow, what a wallop.

The referee is down. Now hes up.

Hes down.

[ANNOUNCER READS ON-SCREEN TEXT]

Well, well, heres Peggy Hopkins Joyce.

Be careful, Peggy.

And here she is back again, fresh as a daisy.

Peggy, be careful. Oh, please.

Heres our friend, the Molasses Mauler, kicking the knot around.

Or is he holding the bag?

Post Sniffer II noses out Free Wheeling for first place.

They're off. Sniffers first in the dog heap, flying at the brisk pace of a lap a minute.

After all, they're just a bunch of lap dogs.

And here comes the champion.

[ALL SINGING LIVELY TUNE]

[ANNOUNCER READS ON-SCREEN TEXT]

Aha! Hes out in the lead by a nose, and its a close race.

Am I mortified.

Am I mortified.

Ahh!

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

This is only the beginning, folks.

Only the beginning.

[MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

Is everybody happy?

[MAN IN AUDIENCE BLOWS RASPBERRY]

Yes, sir.

[GROWLING]

Roar?

[MARX BROTHERS SINGING "DAISY"]

Ain't she sweet?

That dirty fox.

[SINGING "DAISY"]

Help! Help! Help!

Help!

[YELLS]

Aha, my proud beauty.

Aha, my proud beauty.

Is there a Boy Scout in the audience?

I'll save you.

Help!

Stop, you cur.

[ENGLISH SDH]