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YAY SKOOL YAY!
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SKOOL YAY SKOOL!
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SKOOL SKOOL SKOOL!
YAY YAY YAY!
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SKOOL! YAY!
AAARGH SKOOL!
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YAY SKOOL YAY!
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SKOOL YAY SKOOL!
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SKOOL SKOOL SKOOL!
YAY YAY YAY!
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SKOOL! YAY! AAARGH SKOOL!
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AND NOW A WORD FROM
OUR STUDENT PRESIDENT!
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ISN'T OUR SKOOL JUST GREAT?
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OUR GREATNESS IS GREATER
THAN ALL OTHER GREATNESSES
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OF ALL THE OTHER
SCHOOLS COMBINED,
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AND IT'S THAT GREATNESS
THAT MAKES US GREAT!
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BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SAY
ONE THING, MAYBE, UM...
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ABOUT THE DIRTY
BATHROOMS. THEY--
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DO NOT BE ALARMED.
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THE STUDENT PRESIDENT
HAS EXPERIENCED
A FAILURE IN SPIRIT.
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A NEW ELECTION WILL
BE HELD IMMEDIATELY.
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VOLUNTEERS? VOLUNTEERS?
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OOH! OOH! ME! ME!
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PICK ZIM!
ZIM IS ME!
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ZIM IS ME!
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ZIM SHALL RULE!
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PICK ZIM! ZIM...
ME. I AM ZIM!
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ZIM. ANALYSIS:
MORON. SUITABLE.
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CANDIDATE TWO NEEDED.
VOLUNTEERS?
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BUT ZIM'S CRIMINALLY
INSANE! THAT'S NOT GOOD!
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DIB. ANALYSIS: ANNOYING.
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[MUMBLING]
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VOLUNTEERS?
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HEH HEH HEH. SHOE.
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HUH?
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WILLY.
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ANALYSIS:
LEADERSHIP MATERIAL!
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NFFFFFFFFF!
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THE CANDIDATES WILL NOW SPEAK,
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AND THEN BE QUIET AND
THEN I GO AWAY FROM YOU ALL.
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AS PRESIDENT, I WILL
ENSURE THAT ALL MANKIND
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HAS ITS LEGS
SAWED OFF!
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HMMMMM...I DON'T
KNOW ABOUT THAT.
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...AND, UM, REPLACED
WITH LEGS OF PURE GOLD!
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YES, AND I WILL
GRANT YOU THE POWER
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TO FIRE LASERS
FROM YOUR HEAD!
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[OOHS AND AHS]
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I LIKE GOLD!
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I LIKE MY HEAD!
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OH NO! ZIM'S
PROMISING THEM ANYTHING!
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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CANDIDATE TWO. BE QUICK.
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I CAN ONLY SURVIVE
SO LONG IN THE SUN.
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UMMM...
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I HOPE YA LIKE THIS!
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[SQUEAKING SOUNDS]
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HA HA HA HA HA.
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WILLY'S A DROOLING MORON!
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AS SOLE DEFENDER OF EARTH,
I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!
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I WISH WILLY
WAS MY BROTHER.
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AH!
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[LAUGHING]
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PARDON ME, BUT IF YOU DON'T
TACKLE THE REAL ISSUES,
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ZIM IS GOING TO
WIN THE ELECTION
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AND ERADICATE
ALL HUMAN LIFE.
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HOW DID YOU GET HERE?
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YOU A LEPRECHAUN?
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GEEEAAAAAAAAAGHH!
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I OFFER MY SERVICES
AS CAMPAIGN MANAGER.
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WE'LL BE A TEAM.
ME AS THE INCREDIBLE
BRAINS,
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AND YOU AS...WILLY.
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YOU'RE AFTER ME GOLD!
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IS THAT A YES?
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GOOD. LET'S TALK ABOUT
YOUR NEW PLATFORM.
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FIRST, YOU PROMISE TO
PROMOTE ALIEN AWARENESS.
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SECOND...UM, WILLY?
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[GIGGLING]
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CANDIDATES' POPULARITY
WILL BE MONITORED
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BY AUDIENCE BRAIN SCAN.
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A DROP IN POPULARITY
WILL RESULT
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IN A HORRIBLE
ELECTRIC SHOCK.
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DEBATE! NOW! OR SUFFER!
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CITIZENS, YOU ARE ALL FAMILIAR
WITH ME AND WHAT I STAND FOR,
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BUT ONLY NOW CAN I
REVEAL THAT IF ELECTED,
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I WILL ENSURE THAT
EVERY STUDENT IS GIVEN
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A ZOMBIE WIENER DOG
TO DO THEIR BIDDING!
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CAN MY OPPONENT SAY THAT?
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OW! [GIGGLING]
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DAH! HOO! AH! OOH!
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TIME'S UP! NOW!
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NOW COMES THE AWKWARD SILENCE
PORTION OF THE DEBATE.
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[CHEERS AND HOOTS]
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THIS ISN'T GOING WELL.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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WILLY, JUST REPEAT
EVERYTHING I SAY.
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DIB! WHAT'VE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT
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JAMMING THINGS
INTO STUDENTS' EARS?
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CANDIDATE TWO,
BEGIN THE BABBLING.
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[GRUNTS]
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IF ELECTED, I...
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[FEEDBACK]
AHHHH!
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SORRY. VOLUME.
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THE GROTESQUE MONSTER BOY
AVOIDS THE ISSUES.
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JUST WHAT DOES
HE PLAN ON DOING
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ABOUT THE SIZE OF
DIB'S GIANT HEAD?
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IF I AM ELECTED,
DIB'S HEAD WILL BE REMOVED
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AND FILLED WITH SALTED NUTS!
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SALTED NUTS!
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[CHEERING]
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Willy:
YOUR PROMISE IS RIDICULOUS.
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WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO
DO WITH REAL ISSUES?
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IF ELECTED...
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...I PROMISE TO IMPROVE
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THE TERRIBLE CONDITIONS
AT THIS SKOOL...
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SERVE ACTUAL FOOD
FOR LUNCH.
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YEAH, FOOD.
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FOOD, YEAH.
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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ALSO, DIB WILL
FINALLY BE APPRECIATED
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FOR THE GENIUS THAT HE IS!
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HUH?
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[BOOS]
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I MEAN, I WILL GIVE...
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...GIVE EVERYONE
LASER BEAM EYES
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AND SHOES THAT
MAKE THEM INVISIBLE!
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YEAH! WILLY!
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YOU LIKE WILLY?!
NYEEEGH!
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AND THEN WE DANCE ALL
DAY, AND NO MORE SCHOOL,
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AND...AND...AND...
AND STUFF!
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I DIDN'T SAY THAT!
WILLY, STOP.
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AND YOU ALL BE MY FRIENDS,
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AND YOU CAN GO HOME
AND NOT LEARN NO MORE!
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[CHEERS]
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MADNESS! THAT'S...
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YOU...
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I AM ZIM!
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VOTE FOR ZIM OR
I'LL DESTROY YOU.
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VOTE FOR ZIM OR
I'LL DESTROY YOU.
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MISS BITTERS, ZIM IS
THREATENING THE VOTERS!
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HE'S DISQUALIFIED! RIGHT?!
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THE CHILD SHRIEKS
LIKE A FRUIT BAT.
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[MUMBLING]
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VOTING COMPLETE!
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CLEAR THE BALLOT BOX!
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[SCREAMING]
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TABULATING...
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THE WINNER IS...
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ZIM!
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MY EMPIRE OF DOOM
BEGINS NOW!
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All: HAIL ZIM! HAIL ZIM!
HAIL ZIM! HAIL ZIM!
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[LAUGHING EVILLY]
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THE WINNER IS...
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WILLY!
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REPORT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S
CHAMBER IMMEDIATELY!
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YES!
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NO! TREACHERY! LIES!
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ZIM!
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ZIM? LOSE? IMPOSSIBLE!
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THIS IS YOUR FAULT, DIB,
AND YOU SHALL PAY!
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FACE IT, ZIM,
I BEAT YOU,
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AND AS WILLY'S
CAMPAIGN MANAGER,
VICTORY WILL BE SWEET!
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[LAUGHING]
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CANDIDATE TWO,
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YOU WON'T DISAPPOINT US
LIKE YOUR PREDECESSOR.
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YOU WILL OBEY.
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YOU WON'T COMPLAIN
ABOUT NASTY TOILETS.
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WELL, THEY ARE
KIND OF NASTY.
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SILENCE!
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NOW, WILLY.
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AS STUDENT PRESIDENT,
FULFILL YOUR DESTINY!
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DERRRR...OK.
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AH--AH--AHHHHHHH!
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CHIP, CHIP. GREETINGS,
FELLOW STUDENTS!
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ISN'T SKOOL
JUST SMASHING?
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TALLY ON,
AND CHIPPY HO!
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[CHEERING]
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OUR SKOOL IS GREAT.
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AND IT'S THAT GREATNESS
THAT MAKES US GREAT!
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AND WE'VE GOT THE FINEST
TOILETS EVER MADE!
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EARTHSMELL, BY THE LOOK ON
YOUR FACE, I CAN SEE YOU DIDN'T
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INTEND TO SPARE ME WILLY'S
HORRIBLE FATE,
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AND THAT MAKES IT FUNNY!
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THANK YOU, HUMAN,
FOR HELPING ZIM.
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REWARD THE CHILD, GIR.
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SALTED NUTS!
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I HATE YOU.
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