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AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND NICKELODEON
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CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
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[HORSE NEIGHS]
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I HAVE SHOWN YOU
THE HORRORS OF WAR!
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THE DEVASTATION
OF FAMINE.
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PICTURES OF MY BIRTH.
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BUT I DON'T THINK
YOU COMPREHEND
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WHAT AWAITS YOU
IN ADULT LIFE.
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TO BETTER PREPARE YOU
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FOR THE INEVITABLE
CHARACTER-BUILDING HORRORS
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WE WILL NOW PLAY
BLUDGEON BALL!
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IT'S FUN!
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SO, IT'S HUMAN
AGAINST ALIEN.
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IRONIC I SHOULD
FACE MY ENEMY
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IN THIS STUPID,
BARBARIC GAME.
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LET THIS BE
OUR BATTLEFIELD.
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IT'S THE SIZE OF
A HIPPO, THAT HEAD.
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[TWEET!]
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All: WHOA!
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HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!
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HMM.
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EEE! AHH! OOH! AH!
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AH-AH-AH-AH!
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NO-O-O-O-O-O-O!
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OOH! AH! EEE! OOH!
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WHOA! LOOK AT HIS EYEBALL!
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THE EYEBALL OF
AN ALIEN INVADER!
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LIES! LIES!
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HAVE YOU NEVER
HEARD OF...PINK EYE?!
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IT IS A NORMAL
HUMAN ILLNESS.
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YEAH. PINKY HAS IT
PRETTY BAD RIGHT NOW.
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[GROANING]
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YEAH. ZIM'S JUST
SICK AND UGLY.
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NO PINK EYE. GREEN SKIN.
RED THINGS. OH!
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OW! OOH! AH! EEE!
OW! OOH! AH! EEE!
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[LAUGHING]
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YOUR SCREAMING WAS
AMUSING FOR AWHILE, DIB,
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BUT NOW YOU'RE JUST SCARY.
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GO TO THE COUNSELOR'S OFFICE.
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YES, I AM NORMAL.
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SO NORMAL AND UGLY AM I!
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HI, I'M MR. DWICKY,
THE NEW COUNSELOR.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO
THE OLD COUNSELOR?
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SOMETHING...HORRIBLE.
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HELP ME!
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SO, YOU WANNA TELL
ME WHAT'S WRONG?
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NOTHING.
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THIS FILE SUGGESTS
OTHERWISE.
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DOESN'T MATTER.
NOBODY BELIEVES ME.
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THE EARTH'S BEEN
INVADED BY AN ALIEN.
HE GOES TO THIS SCHOOL.
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MY OWN PEOPLE HELP HIM
BY BEING SO IGNORANT.
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YOU CAN LAUGH NOW.
I'M CRAZY AND FULL OF LIES.
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ACTUALLY, I ALWAYS
BELIEVED IN ALIENS,
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BUT I NEVER FOUND
ANY PROOF, SO I DID
THE NEXT BEST THING.
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I WORK WITH PUBLIC
SCHOOL CHILDREN.
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AND THEY'RE SCARY, TOO.
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I'VE GOT PROOF.
THIS IS AN ALIEN
SPACESHIP I CAPTURED.
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AND HERE'S ZIM'S ROBOT DOG
TAKING OUT THE GARBAGE.
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I TRY TO GO THROUGH
ZIM'S TRASH ONCE A WEEK.
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MOSTLY, I JUST FIND BURNT
GERBILS AND WORN DOWN
RUBBER PIGGIES, BUT--
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SO THE DOG BRINGS
OUT THE TRASH?
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HOW CAN IT EVEN HOLD THINGS
WITH THOSE NUBBY ARMS?
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I KNOW! AND NO ONE
ELSE THINKS IT'S WEIRD.
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OR LIKE HOW ZIM
DOESN'T HAVE EARS,
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OR HOW HE DOESN'T
THINK PONIES KNOW
WHAT WE'RE THINKING.
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WHOA! CALM DOWN.
I BELIEVE YOU, DIB.
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Y-Y-YOU BELIEVE ME?
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WAIT A MINUTE. YOU ESCAPED
FROM SOME EXPERIMENT
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WHERE THEY HIT YOU IN THE HEAD
WITH CAR DOORS, RIGHT?
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HA HA. ALMOST.
BUT NO.
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I REALLY DO
BELIEVE YOU.
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I EVEN WANT
TO HELP OUT.
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A TEAM? REALLY?
TWO BELIEVERS
AGAINST THE WORLD?
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AND ZIM?
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IF YOU'RE SERIOUS,
MEET ME AFTER SCHOOL'S OUT.
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YOU GOT IT, PARTNER!
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PARTNER!
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DWICKY! YOU REALLY
BELIEVE IN ALIENS?
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NOT ANYMORE. ALL THE
CHILDLIKE WONDER WAS
RIPPED FROM MY HEART
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THE DAY MY FOOT GOT
STUCK IN AN ESCALATOR
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AND ALIENS DIDN'T
COME RESCUE ME.
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NO. I'LL JUST HUMOR DIB
TILL HE TELLS ME WHAT
THE REAL PROBLEM IS.
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AH! THAT'S PSYCHO-
TECHNICAL TALK!
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IT IS.
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WE TEAMED UP JUST IN TIME
FOR YOU TO HELP OUT WITH MY PLAN
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TO GET ZIM TO CONFESS HIS
ALIEN SELF TO THE WORLD.
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HEY, THAT SOUNDS
FUN! WHAT'S THAT?
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A SCHEMATIC FOR AN ALIEN
IDENTIFICATION TRANSMITTER.
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I YANKED IT FROM ZIM'S COMPUTER.
YOU CAN SEND MESSAGES
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WITH ENCODED SIGNATURES
FROM ALIEN RACES.
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YOU KNOW, IF IT WORKS,
WE CAN PRETEND WE'RE ALIENS
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AND SEND ZIM A TRANSMISSION,
SETTING HIM UP FOR A TRAP.
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RIGHT! WE CAN CATCH HIM ON
VIDEO WITHOUT HIS DISGUISE.
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I WAS GOING TO USE IT TO CALL
HIM NAMES IN ALIEN LANGUAGES,
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BUT YOUR PLAN'S
COOL, TOO.
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NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND
MY LATEST
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AND MOST BRILLIANT PLAN
FOR EARTH CONQUEST, GIR?
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I GONNA EAT THAT FISH.
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NO, GIR. THE FISH
IS PART OF THE PLAN.
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[RINGING]
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IS IT YOU, IRKEN ZIM?
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YES, I AM ZIM!
WHO ARE YOU?
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WE ARE DIGZUM AND COMMODORE
SLOAT OF THE PLANET PLOOKISIA.
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WE HAVE CRASH LANDED ON
THIS HORRIFIC PLANET
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AND YOU HAVE SOME
MATERIALS WE COULD USE
FOR REPAIRS, YOU KNOW?
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GIVE ME ONE REASON
WHY I SHOULD HELP YOU.
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A TRADE. IN RETURN FOR
YOUR HELP WE WILL GIVE
YOU SOME SUPER WEAPONS.
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WE WOULD BE MOST
GRATEFUL...YOU JERK.
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HEH, I COULD ALWAYS
USE MORE SUPERWEAPONS.
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YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW THIS,
BUT I'M, UH,
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SORTA GONNA WIPE OUT ALL
THE LIFE OF THIS PLANET.
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GREAT! WE'LL MEET YOU
IN THE WOODS IN ONE HOUR.
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AND DON'T WEAR
A DISGUISE.
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JUST SO WE KNOW
YOU'RE NOT A HUMAN.
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THE WOODS, HUH?
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VAGUE, BUT OK.
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BUT THOSE WEAPONS
BETTER BE SUPER.
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OH, THEY'LL BE SUPER.
THEY'LL BE SO SUPER
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YOU'LL RUE THE DAY
YOU EVER MESSED
WITH PLANET EARTH.
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[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
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HE SEEMED LIKE
A HAPPY GUY.
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THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!
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TODAY WE EXPOSE ZIM FOR
THE EVIL BEAST THAT HE IS!
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OK, I DON'T THINK
ZIM'S SHOWING UP, DIB.
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MAYBE IT'S TIME YOU
TWO STOPPED PLAYING
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AND TOLD ME THE REAL
REASON YOU'RE
SO FRUSTRATED.
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PLAYING? THIS ISN'T
PLAYING, THIS IS--
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YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME!
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YOU...
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT!
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LOOK, I KNOW YOU THINK
I LIED, AND I-I DID,
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BUT I WAS ONLY
TRYING TO HELP--
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ISN'T THIS JUST GREAT!
WHILE YOU WASTE MY TIME,
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EARTH GETS ONE STEP
CLOSER TO BEING TAKEN OVER!
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THAT'S MY PROBLEM
RIGHT THERE.
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MY PROBLEM IS THAT
THE HUMAN RACE SEEMS
TO WANT TO BE DESTROYED--
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SAY, WHY DON'T WE TALK
ABOUT THIS AT SCHOOL--
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HE'S HERE!
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WHO...WHAT....AN ALIEN?
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A REAL...
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A REAL ALIEN. YES.
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GLAD TO SEE YOU'VE
COME AROUND, MR. DWICKY!
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HERE. RECORD.
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ZIM! WE MEET AT LAST!
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I JUST SAW YOU
THREE HOURS AGO...
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE, STINK-MEAT?
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YOU FELL FOR
OUR TRICK, ZIM.
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THERE ARE NO
PLOOKISIANS COMING
TO GIVE YOU WEAPONS!
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ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
MR. DWICKY?
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DWICKY, HUH?
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TWO AGAINST THE ARMADA.
I'M NOT WORRIED.
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HI! LOOKA THIS!
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DOODEEDOOO!
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[SQUEAKING NOISES]
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GIR! ENOUGH!
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TWO WILL BECOME
MILLIONS ONCE THE WORLD
SEES THIS TAPE, ZIM.
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WE'LL SWAT--HUH?
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I DON'T SEE ANY OTHER
PLOOKISIANS HERE.
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BUT I COULDA SWORN...
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[SQUEAKING]
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HEY, WHO ARE YOU?
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OH, HEY, HOWSIT GOIN'?
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I'M MOOSHY AND
THIS IS SPOOPTY.
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WE'RE PLOOKISIANS.
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WE HEARD A PLOOKISIAN
SIGNAL AND WE CAME
BACK TO CHECK IT OUT,
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YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE
THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
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YEAH, BUT IT MUSTA
BEEN A MIX-UP. SORRY
FOR THE INTERRUPTION.
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WAIT, I SENT THE SIGNAL!
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I WAS USING IT
TO LURE THIS ALIEN.
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HEY, NONE OF OUR BUSINESS.
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YOU'RE REALLY ALL ALIENS!?
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HUH...AHHH...
OF COURSE NOT.
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GIMME THAT CAMERA.
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WELL, TO US
YOU'RE THE ALIENS.
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[BOTH LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
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THAT IS NEVER NOT FUNNY!
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I KNOW! I KNOW!
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SPOOPTY, YOU CRAZEH!
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ENOUGH! WHERE
ARE MY WEAPONS?!
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WHAT WEAPONS?
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THE SUPER WEAPONS
YOU PROMISED ME!
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GEEZ, ZIM,
DON'T YOU GET IT?
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THEY NEVER
TALKED TO YOU. IT
WAS ALL A TRICK.
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WHERE ARE THEY?
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I DUNNO WHAT
YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT,
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BUT IF IT'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY,
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WE HAVE SOME SUPER WEAPONS
LYING AROUND IF YOU WANT 'EM.
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SPOOPTY, GET THE GUY
THE SUPER WEAPONS.
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YOU SURE ARE NICE, BOSS.
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WELL, I DO WHAT I CAN.
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A REAL SPACE SHIP!
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SPACESHIP!
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AND YOU FLY THROUGH
THE STARS SEEING ALL
THE UNIVERSE?
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00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,837
YEAH, WELL FLYING
THROUGH THE STARS
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WOULD BE PRETTY STUPID, MAN.
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BUT, YEAH, WE FLY AROUND.
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YOU WANNA COME ALONG?
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WOW, DO I?
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YAH!
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HEY, THANK YOU!
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DWICKY!
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WHAT ABOUT OUR TEAM?
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OOH.
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SAD, LITTLE DIB.
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NO MORE ALLY AND
NO MORE PROOF!
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HOW DID YOU KNOW
TO COME HERE ANYWAY?
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ZIM, YOU MORON!
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I TOLD YOU I ARRANGED
THIS MEETING!
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UH-HUH. WELL, SEE YOU.
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COME ON, GIR!
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[GROANING]
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