Original subtitles

AHAHAHAHA!

Zim: MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST! HEY, MY TALLEST!

MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST!

HEY, HEY! HEY, OVER HERE, MY TALLEST!

MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST!

MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST!

HEY! MY TALLEST, MY TALLEST, MY TALLEST!

HEY! HEY! HEY!

HEY! MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST!

MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST!

HEY! MY TALLEST!

MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST!

MY TALLEST! HEY! HEY! MY TALLEST!

MY--MY TALL-- HEY, MY TALLEST!

IT'S ME! LOOK AT ME!

MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST!

MY TALLEST!

I WAS CURIOUS TO SEE

WHEN YOU'D SHUT UP ON YOUR OWN,

BUT IT'S BEEN 3 HOURS NOW, ZIM.

3 HOURS!

SO, WHAT IS IT?

I JUST NOTICED THAT YOU'RE TRAVELING

CLOSER TO THE EARTH THAN EVER BEFORE.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

OH, I KNOW ALL KINDS OF THINGS ABOUT YOU.

PRETTY CREEPY, HUH?

ANYHOW, I WAS--

HEY! THAT IS CREEPY.

YOU'RE CREEPY, ZIM.

HEH HEH. YES, I SURE AM.

ANYHOW, SINCE YOU'RE SO NEARBY,

YOU COULD COME SEE ME INITIATE

MY NEWEST, MOST DIABOLICAL PLAN

TO DESTROY THE HUMANS.

I MADE SANDWICHES.

UH, LOOK, ZIM,

MAYBE WE'LL STOP BY ON OUR WAY BACK FROM

WHEREVER WE'RE GOING.

BUT-- SORRY, ZIM.

UH, WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY AN ENEMY VESSEL! AAH!

OOH! OH, GOTTA GO! GOTTA GO!

ENEMY VESSEL. HA!

AS THOUGH ANYONE WOULD DARE GO UP AGAINST THE MASSIVE.

YEAH, THAT IS PRETTY FUNNY.

HEY! SOMEONE'S MAKING DONUTS!

[BOTH CHEERING]

Computer: MASTER, THE TALLEST CUT THE TRANSMISSION

AN HOUR AGO.

HEY, THEY DID CUT THE TRANSMISSION.

THE TALLEST FAIL TO UNDERSTAND THAT

I'M INVITING THEM FOR FRONT-ROW SEATS

TO THE END OF ALL MANKIND!

MY LATEST PLAN.

THE LATEST PLAN IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE.

[ALARM SOUNDING]

D'OH! THIS THING NEEDS CONSTANT ADJUSTMENTS

TO KEEP IT ASLEEP,

BUT ONCE LET LOOSE ON THE SURFACE,

IT'LL EAT THE BRAINS OF ALL HUMANS!

THE TALLEST WOULDN'T WANT TO MISS THAT. GIR!

IT'S ME!

I WAS THE TURKEY ALL ALONG!

I WAS WONDERING WHAT THAT TURKEY WAS DOING THERE.

GIR! I'M DELAYING THE BRAIN PARASITE PLAN FOR NOW.

I WANT YOU TO--

I WAS THE TURKEY! ME!

YES, SO YOU WERE.

LOOK! JUST MONITOR THESE CONTAINMENT LEVELS.

I HAVE TO GO TO THE HOLLOW INTERFACE ROOM.

OKEY-DOKEY. LOOK AT ME GO. I'M DOING IT!

IF THOSE LEVELS GO CRITICAL EVEN SLIGHTLY,

THE BRAIN PARASITE WILL ESCAPE INTO THE BASE

AND BRING ABOUT A PAIN UNLIKE

ANY KNOWN FORM OF PAIN.

WHOO!

[GROANING]

WHAT'S YOUR BROTHER DOING THIS TIME?

HE'S NOT TRYING TO RAISE THE DEAD AGAIN, IS HE?

ALWAYS WITH THE DEAD, THAT BOY.

HE'S TALKING.

OH, IS THAT ALL?

DAUGHTER, SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO TALK.

YOUR BROTHER LIKES TO TALK ABOUT INSANE THINGS.

MAYBE HE'LL BECOME LESS INSANE IF YOU LISTEN.

BUT HIS VOICE FILLS ME WITH A TERRIBLE RAGE.

I KNOW IT DOES, HONEY. I KNOW IT DOES.

[GROANING]

PEOPLE, THESE ARE THINGS THAT WE HAVE TO STUDY.

WE HAVE TO GET RIGHT IN AND TAKE A LOOK AT IT.

DISSECT IT. HAVE TO REMOVE THINGS.

HAVE TO UNDERSTAND. COMPREHEND.

ANYHOW, OK. LET'S LOOK OVER THE NEWER DISCOVERIES.

FIRST YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT

HOW I PLANTED THE SPY BUG IN ZIM'S LAB

DURING THE WHOLE T'AK INVASION.

MMM, YEAH. YOU REMEMBER.

AHH. WASN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL?

AHH. LET'S GO BACK THERE FOR A SECOND.

HEY! LOOK AT THAT GARBAGE CAN!

UHH!

Boy: YES! IT IS RATHER IMPRESSIVE, THAT CAN.

I CAN SPY ON ZIM IN HIS OWN BASE,

NOT TO MENTION STEAL DATA FROM HIS MACHINES.

SECOND, T'AK'S CRASHED SPACESHIP.

I HID IT IN THE GARAGE.

IT DOESN'T FLY YET, BUT I'VE BEEN ABLE TO USE THE ONBOARD COMPUTER

TO DECIPHER SOME OF ZIM'S DATA.

GOOD IDEA, GAZ. MAKE SOME POPCORN.

WE'LL BE UP ALL NIGHT DECIPHERING THIS STUFF.

I WONDER WHERE ZIM WAS GOING.

Zim: ♪ DO-DE-DO-DO- DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO ♪

♪ DO-DO-DAH! ♪

OPEN A COMMUNICATION LINE WITH

PRISONER NUMBER 777 ON PLANET VORT.

PLANET VORT? TIME TO WAKE UP, MY LITTLE ALIEN SPACESHIP.

WE HAVE WORK TO DO.

Computer: REMOTE LINK ENABLED.

PLANET VORT.

ONCE AN ALLY OF THE IRKEN EMPIRE,

THE VORT SUPPLIED EARTH WITH ADVANCED MILITARY TECHNOLOGY.

RECENTLY CONQUERED BY INVADER LARD,

VORT IS NOW IRK'S TOP MILITARY RESEARCH PRISON.

HUH. WHAT IS IT THIS TIME, ZIM?

DETAILED CONTROL SCHEMATICS FOR THE MASSIVE

AND INSTRUCTIONS FOR REMOTE COMMAND CHAIR.

THE TALLEST'S COMMAND SHIP?

THAT WOULD BE WRONG!

IT'D INFURIATE THE ARMADA!

I DESIGNED THAT SHIP, YOU KNOW.

HERE YOU GO.

HEH HEH HEH HEH.

WITH THIS, I CAN PILOT THE MASSIVE

AND BRING THE ALMIGHTY TALLEST HERE

TO WITNESS MY INGENIOUS EVIL. [LAUGHS]

NOOO!

SON, THERE'D BETTER NOT BE ANY WALKING DEAD UP THERE.

IT'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, DAD,

AND I SAID I WAS SORRY ABOUT THAT.

ZIM'S BRINGING HIS LEADERS TO EARTH.

GOTTA ACT QUICK.

UHH!

[WHIMPERING]

[BOTH SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY AND MUNCHING]

HEY.

WHOSE SHIP IS THAT?

[COMPUTER BEEPING]

ALL RIGHT. THIS IS IT.

OUR FIRST ACT OF RESISTANCE

AGAINST OPERATION IMPENDING DOOM 2.

WHOO! ALL RIGHT!

THAT'S THE MASSIVE OUT THERE.

MY PEOPLE DESIGNED MOST OF THAT THING,

SO I KNOW HOW POWERFUL IT IS.

WE'RE GONNA DIE! WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS?

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

AH, MINE.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

All: AWW.

[CLEARS THROAT] WELL, IF WE CAN JUST

KNOCK A HOLE IN ONE OF THE SIDE STORAGE PODS,

WE CAN STEAL THE SNACKS THAT FALL OUT

TO FEED THE GROWING RESISTANCE

WE'RE GONNA DIE! [SOBBING] NO.

THAT'S A VORT SHIP.

I DIDN'T THINK THERE WERE ANY OF THOSE LEFT.

CALL THEM AND TELL THEM

WE'RE GOING TO BLOW THEM UP. HA!

AAH! THEY'RE HAILING US! THEY'RE HAILING US!

QUICK, WE NEED A NAME.

WE CAN'T FORM A RESISTANCE

AND NOT HAVE A NAME!

HOW ABOUT THE PIRATE MONKEYS?

IT'S AN AWESOME NAME.

HMM. NO.

WE NEED SOMETHING SCARY.

SOMETHING TO STRIKE FEAR INTO ALL WHO HEAR OF THE RESISTANCE.

I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

IDENTIFY YOURSELVES.

WE ARE THE RESISTY.

WE HAVE COME TO-- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

DID YOU SAY "THE RESISTY"?

YES, YES. THE RESISTY.

ANYHOW, WE HAVE COME--

THAT'S A STUPID NAME.

SEE? I TOLD YOU IT WAS STUPID!

WHY DO I KEEP LISTENING TO YOU?

I DON'T KNOW.

DESTROY THEM!

FIRE SOME KIND OF LASER THINGY AT 'EM!

RIGHT NOW!

All: WHOOOAAA!

[BOTH LAUGHING]

All: AAH!

[BOTH GOBBLING]

Both: AAH!

[ALL SCREAMING]

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

WHY HAVE WE LOST CONTROL? [INDISTINCT]

All: WHOOOAAA!

WHOOOAAA!

[LAUGHS]

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE TALLEST'S FACES WHEN THEY GET HERE.

THEY'LL BE SO HAPPY!

Zim: WHOOOAAA!

AAH!

MY TALLEST! OUR WEAPONS ARE OFFLINE!

WE'RE DEFENSELESS!

Both: AAH!

YOU HEAR THAT? THEIR WEAPONS ARE DOWN!

AFTER THEM! GET THOSE SNACKS!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M RUNNING A MANUAL DIAGNOSTIC

TO FIND THE PROBLEM!

YOU SAVE THE DONUTS!

Both: AAH!

HEY! I DIDN'T TELL THE SHIP TO DO THAT!

I TOLD THE SHIP TO DO THAT,

AND IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING,

TO PROJECT THIS HOLOGRAM OF ME,

AND TO CONTROL YOUR LEADER'S SHIP.

DAMN THAT.

GET OUT OF MY COMPUTER!

YOU'LL RUIN EVERYTHING.

Red and Purple: AAH!

HEY, QUIT IT!

LET GO! IT'S MINE!

[GRUNTING]

All: AAH!

Both: WHOOOAAA!

Red: IT AIN'T SO BAD.

Purple: I THINK SO, TOO.

Both: AAH!

WHOO! ANYONE THINK THAT WAS COOL?

PLEASE RESPOND.

THEY'RE GETTING AWAY! LET'S GO!

HA! VOICE INTERFACE BACK ONLINE.

COMPUTER, CHECK EACH SYSTEM FOR CAUSE OF PROBLEM.

[STAMMERING]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

IS THAT IRKEN EQUIPMENT YOU'RE USING?

THAT'S T'AK'S SHIP YOU'RE SITTING IN, ISN'T IT?

YES, IT IS, ZIM. IT FELL FROM--

ISN'T IT!

I SAID IT WAS!

MAN, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH LISTENING, ZIM.

ISN'T IT!

Computer: WARNING. PARASITE CONTAINMENT LEVELS

ARE CRITICAL.

OHH, GIR!

[MUTTERING]

Computer: WARNING. THERE'S SOMEONE AT THE DOOR.

OH, LET THE ROBOPARENTS HANDLE IT.

THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FOR!

[ALARM SOUNDING]

[GURGLING]

GIR! GET UP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I MADE MASHED POTATOES.

YES, AND MUFFINS. NOW FIX THE CONTAINMENT LEVELS!

NOW, GIR!

Computer: ALERT! SOMETHING IS HAPPENING AT THE FRONT DOOR!

SOMETHING HORRIBLE.

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

[EXPLOSION] AAH!

GIR! TAKE THE MASSIVE'S

CONTROLS IN THE OTHER ROOM.

I HAVE TO GO UP ABOVE.

YAY! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU JUST SAID!

Woman: HEY! HEY!

AAH!

HEY! HEY, EVERYONE!

HEY, EVERYONE! HEY!

COME ON OVER, EVERYONE,

AND HELP US EAT THIS LITTLE BOY!

[GOBBLING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

NO! NO! WE'RE NORMAL! WE'RE NORMAL!

♪ DO-DO-DO-DO- DO-DO-DO ♪

[GRUNTING]

UHH!

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

THAT'S BAD MANNERS, SON.

I GUESS WE HAVEN'T TAUGHT YOU WELL ENOUGH.

WE DON'T SPEND ENOUGH QUALITY TIME TOGETHER.

[GROWLING] TIME TO LEARN YOU A LESSON.

AWW. LET ME GET THE CAMERA.

[WHIMPERING]

UHH...UHH!

Man: LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE PLAYING BALL IN THE HOUSE, BOBBY.

[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] PAY ATTENTION TO THE MAID.

[WOMAN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

Hologram: HEY, QUIT IT! YOU'RE MESSING ME UP!

IT'S MY SHIP. WOULD YOU LEAVE IT ALONE?

COME ON. IT'S MY TURN.

THIS SUCKS. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?

[INDISTINCT] COME ON, LET ME TRY.

COME ON, GIVE IT TO ME. PLEASE, LET ME TRY.

IT'S MY TURN. YOU KNOW WHAT?

OK, GIR, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

GO BACK TO THE CONTAINMENT ROOM

AND KEEP THE LEVELS RIGHT.

DO YOU HEAR ME?

THIS IS YOUR GREATEST MOMENT EVER. NOW, GO!

[INDISTINCT]

T'AK'S SHIP MUST BE REALLY POWERFUL

IF IT'S MORE THAN A MATCH FOR YOUR ENTIRE BASE.

YOU'RE LOSING, ZIM.

NEVER! CHECK THIS OUT.

[GRUNTING] Aliens: WHOA, WHOA!...

WHEE! WHOA...

WHEE!

YOU'RE NOTHING, EARTH BOY.

GO HOME AND SHAVE YOUR GIANT HEAD OF SMELL

WITH YOUR BAD SELF.

OK. THERE'S ALL KINDS OF THINGS WRONG WITH WHAT YOU JUST SAID.

[GRUNTING] UHH!

Aliens: WHOA!

UHH! UHH!

Aliens: WHOA!

UHH! UHH!

Aliens: WHOA!

UHH! UHH! UHH!

Aliens: WHOA!

[GRUNTING]

Aliens: AAH! UHH! UHH!

UHH! UHH!

COME ON, SON. LET'S GO PLAY IN THE TOILET!

AAH!

UHH! UHH! UHH!

COMPUTER! LAY DOWN THE FORCE FIELD!

Computer: FIELD IN PLACE.

P.S., I HAVE LOCATED AN ALIEN MONITORING DEVICE

WITHIN THE BASE.

MONITORING DEVICE?

HA! I FOUND YOUR SPY BUG, DIB.

COMPUTER, LOCK ONTO DIB'S TRANSMISSION SIGNAL

AND TRANSMIT A LITTLE SIGNAL OF OUR OWN.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ZIM?

THAT'S IRKEN TECHNOLOGY YOU'RE SITTING IN, DIB.

I'M JUST REMINDING IT, IS ALL.

Second computer: SECURITY DEFENSE SYSTEMS ACTIVATED.

INTRUDER DETECTED.

GET YOUR FILTHY ALIEN MEAT

OUT OF THE COCKPIT.

WHAT THE? T'AK?

ALMOST. I'M T'AK'S DOWNLOADED PERSONALITY INTERFACE,

AND IT SEEMS YOU'VE STOLEN ME.

UHH! OHH!

NO! THE MASSIVE'S ALMOST HERE!

YOU GOT TO LET ME IN!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

IT'S OVER, DIB.

DUN-DUN-DUN!

I THINK I'VE LOCATED THE SOURCE OF THE PROBLEM.

A SIGNAL COMING FROM PLANET EARTH,

LOCKED ONTO...

OUR POWER CORE!

ZIM.

ARE WE GONNA BLOW HIM UP?

YES, BUT FIRST THINGS FIRST.

WE'VE GOTTA DITCH OUR POWER CORE.

BEAM THE POWER CORE INTO THE RESISTY'S SHIP.

IT'LL BE THEIR PROBLEM.

WE HAVE A PROBLEM, SIR.

THERE'S GOOD NEWS AND BAD.

A PROBLEM? HOW? THEY'RE SITTING DUCKS.

ASIDE FROM ALL THE INSANE FLYING AROUND.

All: YEAH!

UHH! WAS THAT PART OF THE BAD NEWS?

YEAH. OUR POWER CORE HAS BEEN TELEPORTED

OUT OF THE SHIP.

AND THE GOOD NEWS?

WELL, IT'S BEEN REPLACED BY A NEW, HORRIBLE ONE.

WE'RE BEING PULLED TOWARDS A NEARBY PLANET.

WE'RE GOING TO CRASH. IT'S GOING TO HURT.

I DON'T WANT TO! [SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

AAH! I MEAN, EVACUATE THE SHIP.

[ALL SCREAMING]

ACTIVATE THE SHRINKY SELF-DESTRUCT.

NO ALIEN THIEVES ARE GOING TO STEAL

THE SECRETS OF THIS SHIP.

Computer: SHRINKY SELF-DESTRUCT ACTIVATED.

HEAR ME, IRKEN SCUM.

YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF THE RESISTY!

All: AAH!

THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S STILL OUR NAME.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Zim: UGH! WATCH, DIB.

WATCH AS I BRING A ROYAL AUDIENCE

TO THE DOWNFALL OF THE HUMAN RACE!

I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THAT.

OH, OK.

WAIT! THAT'S TOO BAD!

BECAUSE MANKIND ENDS NOW!

AND TO MAKE IT EVEN SWEETER,

I'LL LAND THE MASSIVE

RIGHT ON TOP OF YOUR

LANDING PAD-SIZED MONSTER OF A HEAD,

WHICH IS DISTURBINGLY LARGE.

NO! QUIT MAKING FUN OF MY HEAD!

AAH!

[ZIM LAUGHS]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

NOOO!

[SOBBING]

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

WHAT? WHERE DID IT GO?

HOW? NOOO!

MY TALLEST! TALLEST!

[LAUGHS]

LAUGH NOW, DIB. LAUGH WHILE YOU STILL HAVE

A BRAIN TO LAUGH WITH,

BECAUSE-- Computer: EMERGENCY.

IN PARASITE CONTAINMENT.

EH. AAH!

UH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!

[BEEPING] Computer: LONG-DISTANCE COMMUNICATION

BACK ONLINE.

NOW LET'S GIVE OUR FRIEND ZIM A CALL.

YEAH. I WANT TO MAKE HIM HURT.

MY BRAIN! MY BRAIN!

[INDISTINCT]

[ZIM SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

I'M GOING TO THROW UP.

[RETCHING]

Red: NO! NOT ON THE DONUTS!

Robot: PIRATE MONKEYS!