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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND NICKELODEON

CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--

[CRASH!]

WA...HA HA HA HA HA!...

THE MEGADOOMER COMBAT STEALTH MECH.

I DON'T LIKE IT!

WE DIDN'T BUILD IT SO YOU COULD LIKE IT.

THIS ONE'S GOING TO PLANET MEEKROB

TO HELP INVADER TENN CONQUER IT.

WELL, I SHOULD LIKE IT.

[SHOUTING]

MALFUNCTIONING S.I.R. UNITS.

HEY, THESE THINGS ARE DANGEROUS.

ANYONE USING THESE COULD REALLY GET HURT.

SEND THEM TO ZIM.

AHH! BUT THEY'LL DESTROY HIM!

[LAUGHTER]

AH, LET'S GO EAT FOOD.

IRKEN MONSTERS CONQUER MY PEOPLE!

TAKE OUR PLANET,

FORCE US TO SHIP PACKAGES.

CAN I CALL MYSELF A MAN

IF I AM A SLAVE TO THE IRKEN MACHINE?!

OUR FUTURES, CRUSHED

LIKE SO MANY LITTLE NUBBY PACKING PEANUTS!

NO! NO, I SAY!

I MUST REBEL! I WILL...I WILL...

SWITCH THE ADDRESSES ON THESE TWO BOXES!

LET THE REVOLUTION BE--

AHHH!

OK.

AND THEN...THEN DIB SAYS...

RGHHHH! IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS!

FILTHY SLUG!

MISS BITTERS CALLED ON ME! UNDERSTAND?

FILTHY SQUIRMY DIB! SQUIRMY!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHO ARE YOU?

I CAN'T BELIEVE THE THINGS THAT H-H-HUMAN HAS DONE TO ME !

ME! AND...OOOGH! OOO-OOO-OOO THAT DIB!

[GRUNTING]

WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME?

I DON'T EVEN GO TO YOUR SCHOOL.

AND THE...OOOGH! HE MAKES ME SO MAD!

THE HORRIBLE, PUNY BRAIN MEAT CHILD.

WITH HIS LITTLE GLASSES AND HIS...

UGH--UGH--HEAD!

[MOCKING] MY NAME IS DIB WITH MY POINTY HAIR.

POINTY HAIR!

I EAT FOOD AND HAVE STUFF.

OH, HE WILL PAY. HOW HE WILL PAY.

WOW!

OH, THANK YOU, YOU'VE DONE THE RIGHT THING MY TALLEST

AND WON'T BE FORGOTTEN WHEN I RULE THE UNIVERSE

THANKS TO THIS AMAZING BATTLE MECH BYE!

INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM PLANET MEEKROB.

IT'S HORRIBLE!

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

AHHHHH!

[SCREAMING]

[GIR HUMS AND GIGGLES]

THE MEGADOOMER, GIR!

THE MOST POWERFUL STEALTH ROBOT

IN THE IRKEN MILITARY.

ENGINEERED BY CONQUERED VORT SCIENTISTS, ACTUALLY.

THEY'RE FILTHY.

AH! IT'S GOT CHICKEN LEGS.

YES, CHICKEN LEGS.

IT ALSO POSSESSES A NEW GENERATION

DISTORTION CLOAKING SYSTEM.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

OOOOOOOO-AHHH!

THAT MEANS IT TURNS INVISIBLE.

I HAD NO IDEA.

IT'S A BIT MUCH, BUT I WILL USE THIS TO ANNIHILATE THE DIB.

I CAN'T WAIT. I'M FLOATIN'.

HEY! HEY! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THIS THING?

AWWWW...

NO BATTERIES?!

WE'LL HAVE TO IMPROVISE.

Megadoomer computer: CLOAKING DEVICE ACTIVATED.

I CAN STILL SEE YOU.

SILENCE! MY VICTORY... BEGINS...NOW!

MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

AH-HA-HA-HA-HA!

HA...HA Ha ha ha.

HA HA HA HA HA HA.

CAREFUL WITH THAT POWER CORD.

NOW I KNOW YOU CAN'T SEE ME, GIR,

BECAUSE THE CLOAKING DEVICE IS ON.

JUST FOLLOW THE SOUND OF THE STOMPING.

THE DIB PIG WON'T SEE THIS ONE COMING.

MWA-A-A--[COUGHING]

MUWAHHHHH!

LOOK AT THEIR SCARED FACES.

THEY HEAR THE TERROR, BUT THEY SEE NOTHING!

FOOLS!

Megadoomer computer: POWERING DOWN.

GIR? WHAT HAPPENED?

THE PLUG THING. IT'S NOT PLUGGED.

ANOTHER OUTLET! QUICKLY!

[SQUEALING]

[SQUEALING]

ONWARD TO VENGEANCE!

[TIRES SQUEAL]

[SIREN WAILS]

[BRAKES SCREECH]

Gir: WAAAAAAAAAH!

GIR! OUTLET! BEFORE WE'RE NOTICED.

WHA-HAAA!

WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY, SIRRRRR,

WAS THAT HE WAS LIKE NO MAN I'VE EVER SEEN.

[SQUEALING]

WHAT HE SAY?

HEY, GET OUT OF THE WAY!

HEY! HEY! HEY!

MOVE IT! HEY! HEY!

YOU INVOKE MY WRATH?

VICTORY FOR ZIM!

MY ROBOT HITS YOURS WITH SWARMERS.

I COUNTER WITH THE WAVE PULSE.

I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU ANYMORE!

Zim: MORE POWER!

GIVE ME MORE POWER!

[GIGGLING]

[STOMPING]

Zim: PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE END, DIB!

I'VE PUT UP WITH YOU LONG ENOUGH, DIB!

NOW, FIGHT AN ENEMY YOU CANNOT SEE!

YOU'RE RIGHT THERE.

WHAT?

THERE. YOUR MIGHTY IRKEN CLOAKING DEVICE

CLOAKS THE ROBOT, BUT NOT YOU.

LIES! NOW BEHOLD THE DOOMCANNON!

I CAN'T. IT'S INVISIBLE.

BUT YOU CAN SEE ME?

THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

OH, THAT'S STUPID!

REALLY STUPID.

YOU DARE AGREE WITH ME?!

PREPARE TO MEET YOUR HORRIBLE DOOM!

Megadoomer computer: WARNING. POWER DRAW CRITICAL.

CHICKEN. HEE HEE. I'M GONNA EAT YOU.

WOW!

POWER EMERGENCY! GIR! POWER EMERGENCY!

CROP CIRCLES MAGAZINE'S

GONNA PUT ME ON THE FRONT COVER.

SOMEBODY, TAKE ONE WITH ME STANDING NEXT TO IT.

OH, YOU. YOU LOOK SO CUTE.

NO, GIR, NO! SECURITY...

COMPROMISED. MUST SELF-DESTRUCT.

Computer: 5...4...3...2...1...

VICTORY!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, VICTORY?

YOUR ROBOT EXPLODED AND YOU DIDN'T DESTROY ME.

IT WAS A TRICK! YES!

EH...MY PLAN WAS TO STEAL THIS CAMERA FROM YOU,

SO THAT YOU COULDN'T SHOW THESE PICTURES. HAH!

GIVE IT BACK. COME ON.

NO. UH-UH. NO WAY. UH-UH.

VICTORY FOR EARTH!

YOU HAD THE LENS CAP ON.

I DID NOT. I-- ARRRGH!

VICTORY! VICTORY FOR ZIM!

WELL, I LIKED THAT CAMERA,

BUT I GUESS THIS IS A VICTORY FOR ME.

YEAH. OR SOMETHING.

I'M GOING BACK TO BED.

Zim: I AM ZIM!

AUTOMATED SIGNAL FROM THE MEGADOOMER, SIR.

IT SELF-DESTRUCTED.

WITH ZIM IN IT?

PROBABLY NOT. PROBABLY NOT.

MUAHHHHHHH!

THEY'VE EATEN EVERYTHING!

WE'RE ALL DOOMED!