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SO, YOU'RE SAYING
THE HUMANS ARE DUMB
...YET TALL?
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HOW IS THAT
EVEN POSSIBLE?
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I MEAN, HOW COULD
ANYTHING TALL BE DUMB?
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YEAH! HUH? HUH?!
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CAN YOU IMAGINE?
HUH?
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HUH? HUH?
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I ASSURE YOU,
IT'S REALLY QUITE...
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DOOR...BELL.
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UH...HOLD ON.
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GIR!
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GIR! REMEMBER
WITH YOUR BRAINS.
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YOU MUST BEHAVE LIKE
A HUMAN DOG-MONSTER.
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
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I REEEEALLY DON'T.
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GIR!
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HUMAN DOGS DON'T SPEAK.
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OOOH!
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NOW, GO ANSWER
THE DOOR.
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[MAKING NOISES]
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AH, YES.
WHERE WERE WE?
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OH, YEAH.
HUH? HUH?
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HOWDY, SQUISHY.
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WE ARE HERE
TO VOMIT LANGUAGE
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WITH THE YOUNG MAN
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WHO LIVES IN
THIS SHELTER UNIT.
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WHAT?!
WE'RE NOT ALIENS.
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HO! ALIENS. HA.
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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SO HOW TALL
ARE THEY?
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PERHAPS AS TALL
AS YOU, MY TALLEST.
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AND SOMEHOW--
AND I'M JUST TRYING TO
GET THIS STRAIGHT HERE--
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SOMEHOW THEY'RE DUMB?
33
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LIKE THE DULL-WITTED
GUSHKWEEGASPLORCH!
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I SEE. FASCINATING.
35
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YES, IT IS FASCINATING.
BUT I DON'T SEE.
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HELLO? MY TALLEST?
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WHERE HAVE YOU GONE?
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GIR!
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GIR, WHAT HAVE
YOU DONE TO THE...
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WHO ARE YOU?
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HOWDY. PERFECTLY NORMAL
HUMAN WORM BABY.
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WE ARE YOUR NEW
NEIGHBORS.
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YOU'RE WEARING
COSTUMES!
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[NERVOUSLY]
NO, WE AREN'T.
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YES, YOU ARE.
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YOU'RE NOT HUMAN
AT ALL.
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YOU'RE ALIENS.
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YOUR SHIP IS EMITTING
AN INTERFERENCE FIELD,
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AND IT JUST INTERRUPTED
A VERY IMPORTANT CALL.
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UH...RIGHT.
PLAN TWO.
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UGH--UGH--UH...
WHAT'S PLAN TWO?
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STUFF HIM IN A SACK!
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GIR! DEFENSIVE MODE!
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Zim: WHO ARE YOU?
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FOOLISH EARTHLING!
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YOU HAVE FALLEN VICTIM
TO OUR CLEVER PLAN.
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HE SURE DID, PA.
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YOU THREW ME
IN A SACK.
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SILENCE!
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YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN
AS A PERFECT SPECIMEN
OF THE HUMAN RACE
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AND WILL BE ADDED
TO OUR COLLECTION
OF LIFE FORMS.
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BUT...
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DO NOT ATTEMPT
TO RESIST US!
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WE HAVE SPENT HUNDREDS
OF YOUR EARTH YEARS
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HARVESTING THE GALAXY,
HAVEN'T WE?...
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ADDING TO OUR
COLLECTION.
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WELL,
WHERE ARE THEY?
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THEY ESCAPED.
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OOH, OOH!
DON'T SAY THAT.
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IT MIGHT
GIVE HIM IDEAS.
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EEEHHH!
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BUT I'M NOT HUMAN.
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SEE? NOT HUMAN.
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ONLY A BRILLIANT
DISGUISE.
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I CAN SEE
HOW YOU COULD BE
FOOLED, BUT...
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YOU ARE HUMAN!
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WE HAVE PROOF!
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I KNOW WHAT
YOU ARE, ZIM.
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I'M HUMAN. YEP, HUMAN.
HUMAN, HUMAN.
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JUST LOOK AT MY NECK.
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I WAS LYING!
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SURELY YOU'VE HEARD
OF THE MIGHTY IRKEN RACE.
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WE DON'T GET
THAT TV NO MORE.
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I READ A LOT,
THOUGH.
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HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN
THE DOG THEN, EH, EH?
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HUMANS KEEP DOGS
AS PETS.
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[ALIEN 2 STUTTERING]
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YEAH! THE DOG!
'SPLAIN IT!
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THIS IS GIR.
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HE'S DISGUISED
AS A DOG, YOU FOOLS!
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GIR! CAST OFF
YOUR AMAZING DOGGY RUSE
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AND SHOW THEM
YOUR MIGHTY ROBOT FORM!
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WOO-HOO!
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HI, THERE!
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WOULD YOU
LOOK AT THAT.
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YOU SEE?
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NOW, IF YOU COULD JUST...
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WHAT A SMART DOG!
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COME HERE, DOGGIE.
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YEE HEE HEE HEE!
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OH, COME ON!
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HE WILL MAKE
A FINE ADDITION
TO OUR COLLECTION.
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COULD YOU JUST, MAYBE,
DROP ME OFF?
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IMPOSSIBLE!
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WE'VE GONE PAST
THE POINT OF
NO RETUUUURN.
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BUT MY HOUSE IS
RIGHT DOWN THERE.
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I COULD PROBABLY
JUST JUMP ONTO THE ROOF.
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WAIT!
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YOU'RE HOVERING ABOVE
AN EARTH NEIGHBORHOOD
IN PLAIN SIGHT?
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DO YOU THINK
WE'RE STUPID?
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WE'RE USING ADVANCED
CLOAKING TECHNOLOGY,
AREN'T WE?
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OUR SHIP IS DISGUISED
AND PERFECTLY UNNOTICEABLE.
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UH...LOOKA THAT.
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IT'S ONE OF THEM
ORCA WHALES.
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BUT ENOUGH PHILOSOPHY.
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WE HAVEN'T BEEN
TALKING ABOUT...
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LET THE HIDEOUS
EXPERIMENTS BEGIN.
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WE WILL BEGIN
BY FUSING YOU TO
ANOTHER HUMAN BEING.
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THAT'S NO HUMAN BEING.
THAT'S A GOPHER!
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SILENCE!
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BEGIN THE FUSION.
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OH, INCREDIBLE.
INCREDIBLE WORK.
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SUCCESS.
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Alien 1:
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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WHAT SHOULD WE DO NEXT?
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OH, LET'S FUSE HIM
WITH THIS JUICE.
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NO, NO. WE'VE ALREADY
PROVEN OUR MASTERY OF
THE FUSING TECHNOLOGY.
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AWWW! BUT JUICE!
JUICE!
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LOOK,
I'M THE CAPTAIN
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AND I'M SICK OF YOU
ALWAYS FUSING THINGS
TO MY JUICE.
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OOH, I KNOW.
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WHY DON'T WE
TEST HOW HE REACTS
TO HAVING THINGS
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SHOVED THROUGH
HIS HEAD?
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SHOVING?! NO, NO!
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HIS HEAD'S
JUST BEGGING
FOR JUICE FUSION.
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THE HUMAN IS ESCAPING!
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EEEUUUGGGHH!
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STOP HIM!
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RUN, GOPHER!
GO FOR HELP!
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[CRASH!]
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OH, WELL,
LOOK AT THAT.
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OH! ANOTHER ESCAPE?
143
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IS IT JUST ME?
IS IT ME? HUH?
144
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THERE MUST BE SOME WAY
OFF THIS STUPID THING.
145
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HELLO? OVER HERE!
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WE SHOULDN'T HAVE
FUSED HIM.
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WE MADE HIM
TWICE AS POWERFUL.
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TWICE AS DEADLY!
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I'M TELLING YOU,
THAT JUICE WOULDA
SLOWED HIM DOWN BUT GOOD.
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HEY. WHAT ARE YOU?
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I DON'T EVEN
KNOW ANYMORE.
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THEY'VE FUSED ME
SO MANY TIMES.
153
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EVERYONE ELSE
THEY KIDNAP ESCAPES,
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BUT I'M SO HEAVY
NOW, SO DISGUSTING!
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WHAT'S THIS THING?
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HOW DO THEY
GET AWAY?
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THAT DUCT UP THERE
LEADS TO THE EMERGENCY
ESCAPE SHIPS.
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IF ONLY I HAD AN ARM
OR A LEG, OR MAYBE...
YES!
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SOMEONE TO HELP ME
GET THERE.
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WON'T YOU PLEASE
HELP ME?
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HELLO?
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HELLO.
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[WEEPING]
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00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:10,915
AND WHAT IF THE JUICE
HAD MADE HIM MORE POWERFUL?
165
00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:12,349
DID YOU EVER
THINK OF THAT?
166
00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:14,552
WHOA, WHOA, WAIT.
167
00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:18,155
ARE WE TALKING ABOUT
THE SAME JUICE? HMM?
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00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:21,425
WHEN'S THE LAST
TIME YOU CLEANED
YOURSELF?
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DEFINE SELF.
170
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GIR! COME TO ZIM!
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OH! NOW LOOK AT THAT!
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THE OTHER ONE'S
GETTING AWAY!
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OH! LOOK AT HIM GO.
174
00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:03,134
HOLD ON TO SOMETHING,
GIR.
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00:10:18,283 --> 00:10:20,417
UUUHHH...HMM.
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GAH! I THOUGHT
I TOLD YOU
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00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:26,623
TO LOCK THE ESCAPE
SHIP ROOM.
178
00:10:26,692 --> 00:10:28,492
OH, JUST 'CAUSE
I DIDN'T LOCK IT,
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IT'S MY FAULT
IT WAS UNLOCKED?
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00:10:30,429 --> 00:10:31,728
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE
TRYING TO SAY?
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00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:33,697
THAT'S WHAT
I'M SAYING, YES!
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FINE, FINE.
183
00:10:35,367 --> 00:10:36,800
IF IT MAKES YOU
FEEL BETTER
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TO PRETEND
I'M STUPID, DUHHH...
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00:10:41,373 --> 00:10:42,572
THEN GO AHEAD!
186
00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:45,175
I'M GONNA FUSE
THESE OTHER HUMANS
TO THE BLOB THING.
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FINE. YOU DO THAT.
188
00:10:48,747 --> 00:10:51,915
I'M SETTING COORDINATES
FOR THE NEXT EARTHLING
SPECIMEN:
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THE EARTH WEASEL.
190
00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:56,387
Zim:
SORRY, MY TALLEST.
191
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I MAY HAVE FOUND
A SPECIES EVEN DUMBER
THAN THE HUMANS.
192
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,493
WERE THEY...TALL?
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