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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,872 --> 00:00:09,340 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND NICKELODEON 2 00:00:09,409 --> 00:00:12,277 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 3 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:36,468 A HA HA HA! 4 00:00:47,947 --> 00:00:52,050 THERE, ADD A CARD TO REPRESENT 5 00:00:52,118 --> 00:00:54,085 THE OVERWORKED EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM. 6 00:00:55,588 --> 00:00:59,056 NOW, ADD THE DEAD WEIGHT OF STUDENTS LIKE YOU. 7 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:00,925 SO, YOU CAN SEE, CHILDREN, 8 00:01:00,993 --> 00:01:02,827 THAT OUR WHOLE SOCIETY IS NOTHING MORE 9 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,463 THAN A PERILOUS HOUSE OF CARDS... 10 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:10,234 DESTINED TO COLLAPSE UNDER ITS OWN WEIGHT. 11 00:01:11,939 --> 00:01:14,606 DIB, THE WARRANTY ON YOUR DESK HAS RUN OUT. 12 00:01:14,674 --> 00:01:16,207 GET A REPLACEMENT FROM THE PILE. 13 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:18,109 YES, MA'AM. 14 00:01:18,178 --> 00:01:20,545 WELL, CHILDREN, AS YOU KNOW, 15 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,747 THE DESK BUDGET FOR THIS YEAR HAS RUN OUT. 16 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:27,652 BUT THE SCHOOL BOARD IS GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO LESSEN YOUR MISERY. 17 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:28,619 [SQUEAL!] 18 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:29,554 LIGHTS! 19 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:34,659 WORD UP, KIDS! 20 00:01:34,727 --> 00:01:38,162 THIS IS POOP DAWG, THE POOP COLA GANGSTA CLOWN 21 00:01:38,231 --> 00:01:39,964 WITH A LITTLE FUND RAISER. 22 00:01:40,032 --> 00:01:42,199 DO YOU WANNA GO MAGNET WITH THE MONEYS? 23 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:44,202 Kids: YAY! 24 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:45,303 WHAT DOES IT MEAN? 25 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:46,638 HMM? 26 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:49,473 THEN JACK THIS BOX OF POOP COLA CANDY. 27 00:01:49,542 --> 00:01:51,843 IT'S THE GREAT TASTE OF POOP COLA 28 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:53,811 WRAPPED IN A LAYER OF CHOCOLATE BADNESS. 29 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:56,781 Kids: OOH! 30 00:01:56,849 --> 00:01:59,684 EVERY BAR YOU SELL EARNS MONEY FOR YOUR SCHOOL. 31 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:01,052 BUT WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU? 32 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,555 PRIZES, PRIZES, PRIZI-ZES! 33 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:04,555 HMM? 34 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:06,858 SELL 100 BARS AND YOU'LL WIN A... 35 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:09,260 [MAN'S VOICE DUBBED OVER] ADHESIVE MEDICAL STRIPS. 36 00:02:09,328 --> 00:02:11,595 SELL 1000, YOU WIN A CRASH HELMET. 37 00:02:11,664 --> 00:02:14,065 SELL 10,000, YOU WIN AN ELECTRO SCOOTER. 38 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,868 AND 500,000, YOU GET A HOVERCRAFT, 39 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:18,102 [KIDS OOHING AND AAHING] PLUS A HELMET, 40 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:19,103 PLUS A BOX OF... 41 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:20,704 Man: ADHESIVE MEDICAL STRIPS. 42 00:02:20,773 --> 00:02:23,307 Kids: YAY! WOW! OOH! 43 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:26,911 GARBAGE! THAT HOVERCRAFT IS A JOKE OF ENGINEERING 44 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,314 AND THAT HELMET WOULD NEVER PROTECT YOUR BRAIN FROM LASERS. 45 00:02:29,382 --> 00:02:32,984 AND IF YOU ALL THINK YOUZ ALL SOMETHIN' WIT THE TOP SELLIES 46 00:02:33,053 --> 00:02:34,118 AND WIT... 47 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:35,119 I CAN'T DO THIS. 48 00:02:35,188 --> 00:02:36,120 CUT! 49 00:02:36,189 --> 00:02:37,855 THE TOP PRIZE IS SOMETHING 50 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:39,724 YOUR B-B-BRAIN WON'T BELIEVE! 51 00:02:39,792 --> 00:02:41,359 NONSENSE. 52 00:02:41,427 --> 00:02:44,729 IT'S SO AMAZING, IT'S A SECRET. 53 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:45,863 SECRET! 54 00:02:45,932 --> 00:02:47,732 WHAT ARE YOU HIDING, DOG MAN?! 55 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:49,567 TELL ME! TELL ME! 56 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:51,803 GOOD LUCK, MY FELLOW POOP SLICES. 57 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:53,638 Announcer: WARNING: CANDY MADE ENTIRELY OF SAWDUST. 58 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:55,139 A SECRET. YES, OF COURSE. 59 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:56,140 BUT WHAT COULD IT BE? 60 00:02:56,209 --> 00:02:57,609 WHAT?! WHAT?! 61 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:00,411 I MUST POSSESS THE SECRET PRIZE! 62 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,146 MISS BITTERS, WHY DON'T THEY TAKE THE MONEY 63 00:03:02,215 --> 00:03:03,581 THEY SPENT ON CANDY AND PRIZES 64 00:03:03,649 --> 00:03:04,883 AND USE IT TO BUY DESKS? 65 00:03:04,951 --> 00:03:06,851 THAT ANSWER WASN'T IN THE VIDEO. 66 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:39,984 EEK! FUND RAISING... 67 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:40,918 CHILDREN! 68 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:54,766 WOO HOO! 69 00:03:58,438 --> 00:04:00,305 ...THEN THAT HORRIBLE MAN-DOG HYBRID 70 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:02,474 TAUNTED US BY NOT REVEALING THE SECRET PRIZE. 71 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:04,775 IT MUST BE SOMETHING OF UNIMAGINABLE POWER, GIR. 72 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:10,081 HEY, ZIM! I SOLD A WHOLE BOX AT MY DAD'S LAB. 73 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:11,382 BEAT THAT. 74 00:04:11,451 --> 00:04:13,852 SO, YOU'RE TRYING TO BEAT ME TO THE PRIZE, IS THAT IT? 75 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,587 JUST MORE PROOF OF ITS STRATEGIC VALUE. 76 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:19,456 THE ONLY REASON I'M SELLING THIS DIRT IN A WRAPPER 77 00:04:19,525 --> 00:04:21,493 IS TO WATCH YOU FAIL AT SOMETHING ELSE, ZIM. 78 00:04:21,561 --> 00:04:22,861 HEH HEH HEH. 79 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:27,598 AH! HEH HEH HEH. 80 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:29,333 HEH HEH HEH. 81 00:04:29,402 --> 00:04:31,669 I CAN SELL THESE HORRIBLE CANDIES BETTER... 82 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:33,705 THAN ANY HUMAN. JUST WATCH. 83 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:35,907 Gir: WHY IS HIS HEAD SO BIG? 84 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:38,509 WHY IS HIS HEAD SO BIG? 85 00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:40,111 JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD. 86 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:51,088 PLEASE, MA'AM, IF YOU DON'T BUY MY CANDY 87 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:53,991 MY LITTLE BROTHER WILL GO INSANE! 88 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:05,202 AAAHHH! GOOD HEAVENS! 89 00:05:05,271 --> 00:05:07,138 HE'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT! 90 00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:08,940 PLEASE, OF COURSE I'LL BUY SOME CANDY. 91 00:05:14,547 --> 00:05:16,514 MMM! 92 00:05:18,017 --> 00:05:19,017 [COUGHING] 93 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:27,258 MM-HMM, THAT'S THE SAWDUST. 94 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:38,536 HMM. SHE ONLY BOUGHT ONE OF THESE HORRIBLE THINGS. 95 00:05:38,604 --> 00:05:40,771 YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO TRY HARDER, GIR. 96 00:05:58,624 --> 00:05:59,791 [BABY CRIES] 97 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:01,626 AAHH...! 98 00:06:04,063 --> 00:06:06,263 HMM. OOH! 99 00:06:08,768 --> 00:06:10,134 AAHH...! 100 00:06:47,039 --> 00:06:48,672 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 101 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:50,641 TODAY HAS BEEN A HORRIBLE FAILURE. 102 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:52,043 GIR, DON'T EAT THAT FILTH! 103 00:06:52,111 --> 00:06:54,545 IT IS THE KEY TO THE MYSTERY OF THE PRIZE. 104 00:06:54,614 --> 00:06:57,881 [FADING OUT] THE MYSTERY OF THE PRIIIIZE. 105 00:06:59,685 --> 00:07:03,154 THIS MISERABLE EARTH SUN. 106 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:05,957 EVEN ZEERUS MINOR DIDN'T ORBIT SUCH A HORRIBLE STAR... 107 00:07:06,025 --> 00:07:07,491 SO HOT! 108 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,794 ZIM. 109 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,529 ZIM! 110 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:13,698 I HAVE COME FOR YOU. 111 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,433 HEH? WHAT IS THIS? 112 00:07:15,502 --> 00:07:16,567 WHO ARE YOU? 113 00:07:16,635 --> 00:07:17,568 I AM... 114 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:18,636 WHO ARE YOU? 115 00:07:18,704 --> 00:07:20,070 I... WHO ARE YOU? 116 00:07:20,139 --> 00:07:25,209 I AM POOP DAWG, THE GANGSTA SPECTRE OF DEFEAT, IN EFFECT. 117 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:28,713 AND YOU WILL NEVER WIN THE MYSTERY PRIZE, FOOL. 118 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:30,248 BWAHAHAHA! 119 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:33,150 WHAT IS THIS MIRACULOUS PRIZE THING? 120 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:34,485 I AIN'T TELLIN', YO. 121 00:07:34,554 --> 00:07:36,421 EH...EH... 122 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:38,822 DOES IT DEFY THE LAWS OF TIME AND SPACE? 123 00:07:38,891 --> 00:07:41,592 CAN IT ALTER THE MINDS OF SENTIENT BEINGS? 124 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:45,229 IS IT THE KEY TO CONTROLLING ALL MANKIND? 125 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:48,332 THE PRIZE WILL NEVER BE YOURS, ZIM! 126 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:51,635 SO SAY THE GANGSTA SPECTRE OF DEFEAT! 127 00:07:51,704 --> 00:07:55,806 I WILL NOT GIVE UP... POOP DAWG! 128 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:56,908 NEVER! 129 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:59,176 HO HO HO HO HO! 130 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:00,178 YO. 131 00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:02,179 AH HA HA HA HA! 132 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:05,316 UGGHH! 133 00:08:08,788 --> 00:08:10,121 UGGH! 134 00:08:10,189 --> 00:08:12,623 JEEZ, ZIM, I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING TO YOU YET. 135 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:14,625 GET OUT OF HERE, GANGSTA OF DEFEAT! 136 00:08:14,694 --> 00:08:16,193 BEGONE WITH YOU. 137 00:08:16,262 --> 00:08:18,996 MAN, ZIM, DEFEAT'S MADE YOU CRAZY. 138 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,304 OF COURSE, THAT HAS BEEN MY MISTAKE ALL ALONG. 139 00:08:27,373 --> 00:08:29,640 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO SELL LIKE A MISERABLE HUMAN. 140 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:30,774 GIR! 141 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:32,243 YES, MY LORD! 142 00:08:32,311 --> 00:08:35,847 I WILL USE INFERIOR HUMAN "FUND-RAISING" TECHNIQUES NO LONGER. 143 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:38,983 NOW WATCH AS I UNLEASH THE FULL POWER OF IRKEN PERSUASION. 144 00:08:39,051 --> 00:08:40,985 YAY! I'M GONNA BE SICK! 145 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:43,221 [GIR THROWS UP] 146 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:53,931 HUMAN RESIDENTS! 147 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,966 I HAVE COME SELLING CANDY! 148 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:57,001 HUH? 149 00:08:57,069 --> 00:08:59,704 I AM SELLING CANDY FOR YOUR LOCAL SCHOOL. 150 00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:01,539 AND YOU WILL BUY SOME. 151 00:09:04,209 --> 00:09:05,842 UH...WE DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR GOVERNMENT CANDY! 152 00:09:05,911 --> 00:09:07,578 WE DON'T WANT NONE OF YOUR GOVERNMENT CANDY! 153 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:09,280 YES, YOU DO. 154 00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:20,792 NOW...SEE A WORLD IN WHICH YOU DO NOT BUY MY DELICIOUS TREATS! 155 00:09:25,798 --> 00:09:28,298 ALL THAT YOU KNOW AND LOVE LIES IN RUINS! 156 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:43,547 IT'S--IT'S HORRIBLE! 157 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,217 [SCREAMING] 158 00:09:47,286 --> 00:09:50,054 I JUST WANTED A SCHOOL DESK OF MY OWN. 159 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:52,023 AAAHH! 160 00:09:53,192 --> 00:09:54,692 BWAINS. 161 00:09:57,630 --> 00:09:59,930 THIS HORRIBLE TRAGEDY CAN BE PREVENTED IF... 162 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:01,532 AND ONLY IF... 163 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:05,303 YOU SURRENDER YOUR MONEY TO ME AND BUY MY CANDY! 164 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,506 PWEASE? 165 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:10,040 FOR THE CHILDWEN. 166 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,343 WE'LL BUY YOUR CANDY! 167 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:13,644 WE'LL BUY YOUR CANDY! 168 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:14,911 WE'LL BUY YOUR CANDY! 169 00:10:14,980 --> 00:10:16,613 WE'LL BUY YOUR CANDY! 170 00:10:16,682 --> 00:10:18,182 WE'LL BUY YOUR CANDY! 171 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:20,350 WE'LL BUY IT! WE'LL BUY YOUR CANDY! 172 00:10:20,419 --> 00:10:23,721 JUST STOP THIS HORRIFYING FUTURE FROM EVER HAPPENING! 173 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:26,657 YES! WITNESS MY VICTORY... 174 00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:28,092 POOP-BEAST! 175 00:10:29,895 --> 00:10:32,897 AH HA HA HA HA HA...! 176 00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:00,157 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 177 00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:02,493 CHILDREN, YOUR PERFORMANCE WAS MISERABLE. 178 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,662 YOUR PARENTS WILL ALL RECEIVE PHONE CALLS 179 00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:07,565 INSTRUCTING THEM TO LOVE YOU LESS NOW. 180 00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:09,199 Kids: OOOHHH! 181 00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:12,903 BUT, IN A SHOCKING DISPLAY OF SCHOOL SPIRIT, 182 00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:17,642 DIB HAS COME IN FIRST BY SELLING 100 CANDY BARS. 183 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:19,843 CONGRATULATIONS. YOU WIN A... 184 00:11:19,912 --> 00:11:21,745 [MAN'S VOICE DUBBED] ADHESIVE MEDICAL STRIPS. 185 00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:25,449 FIRST PLACE! TAKE THAT, SPACE BOY! 186 00:11:26,919 --> 00:11:28,452 HEY, WHERE'S ZIM? 187 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:35,592 UUUGGGH! 188 00:11:35,661 --> 00:11:38,628 AH! AH! HEHH! 189 00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:40,430 NNMMMM! 190 00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:42,366 I AM HERE, DIB-WORM, 191 00:11:42,434 --> 00:11:46,303 AND I HAVE SOLD OVER 1.2 MILLION REVOLTING CANDY UNITS! 192 00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:51,175 I AM PREPARED TO RECEIVE THE POWER OF THE MYSTERY PRIZE. 193 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:53,877 GIVE TO ZIM! 194 00:11:53,946 --> 00:11:57,648 WELL, THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. 195 00:11:57,716 --> 00:12:00,617 ZIM, YOUR PRIZE IS... 196 00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:03,420 YOUR PRIZE IS... 197 00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:04,421 NOTHING. 198 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:05,790 THERE IS NO MYSTERY PRIZE. 199 00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:08,191 THEY JUST MADE IT UP TO MAKE KIDS WORK HARDER FOR NO MONEY. 200 00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:09,393 HEH? 201 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:12,763 AS A CONSOLATION... HERE'S SOME TUNA. 202 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,466 CURSE YOU, POOP DAWG! 203 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:18,369 CURSE YOOOOOU! 204 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,939 HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW...! 205 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,342 [COUGHS, LAUGHS] 206 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,444 [RAP MUSIC IN BACKGROUND] 14688

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