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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NICKELODEON AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--

A-HA HA HA HA!

AAH!

HA HA HA HA!

[SCREAMING]

[ZIM SCREAMS]

AAH!

COMPUTER, REPAIR BAY.

AFTER WE FIX THE VOOT CRUISER, GIR,

I WANT TO RUN A FEW TESTS ON YOUR ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE CHIP.

IT SEEMS TO BE...BAD.

I--AAH!

OH, NO-O-O!

HURRY, GIR. THE MISSION'S BEEN COMPROMISED.

I THINK WE'VE BEEN SEEN OUT OF OUR DISGUISES

BY A HUMAN!

BUT DIB'S SEEN US BEFORE

AND HE KNOWS WHERE WE LIVE.

HEH HEH HEH.

DIB.

NO, THIS IS DIFFERENT.

THIS IS SERIOUS.

AAH!

♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪

GIR!

OH, YEAH.

AAH!

[LAUGHING]

YES, A SPY IN THE TOP WINDOW OF THAT HOUSE.

SOMETHING MUST BE DONE

BEFORE IT GETS TO THE EARTH AUTHORITIES.

WHO KNOWS WHAT--

AWW.

HE'S CUTE...

AND STICKY-LOOKING.

CUTE?

THIS IS A SERIOUS THREAT TO OUR MISSION.

HE'S JUST A BABY.

HI, BABY!

[SQUEAKY BREATHING]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'LL SEE YOU.

SO?

YOU THINK IT'S NOT A THREAT?

AS FAR AS WE KNOW, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT

IT WANTS US TO THINK, GIR.

I MUST FIND OUT WHAT IT KNOWS.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

YES?

I AM THE NEIGHBORHOOD BABY INSPECTOR.

I HAVE COME TO INSPECT THE BABY.

OH, GOODNESS. INSPECT HIM FOR WHAT?

YOUR RESISTANCE WILL BE NOTED!

WHERE MAY I INTERROGATE THE LITTLE ONE?

WELL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH NOOGUMS?

HE'S ALWAYS SO WELL-BEHAVED--

THERE'S PROBABLY NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT,

BUT WE JUST WANT TO BE SURE.

HE'S UPSTAIRS. I'LL GO GET HIM.

STAY!

DUE TO THE THREAT OF CONTAMINATION,

I MUST SPEAK WITH NOOGUMS ALONE.

OH, MY.

Zim: AND YOU MUST BE NOOGUMS.

CEASE THE SILENT ACT, STICKY WORM.

YOUR PATHETIC FACADE IS AS TRANSPARENT AS THE DROOL ON YOUR FACE.

WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

[COOS]

[COOS]

TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW.

I WILL NOT BE...

AAH! WHAT IS THAT-- ARGH--STINK?

IT'S SOME KIND OF DEFENSE MECHANISM.

OH, SO POWERFUL...

SMELL!

[GASPS]

AAH! AAH!

[GAGGING]

[TOYS SQUEAK]

[ZIM GAGGING]

AAH!

AAH!

Zim: THE HUMAN [GAG] INFANT IS MUCH STRONGER

THAN I [GAG] SUSPECTED.

I'LL HAVE TO USE A HIGHER PERCENTAGE OF MY BRAIN SKILLS

TO OUTWIT HIM.

[GAGGING]

EITHER THAT, OR SOME MIRACLE OF CHANCE.

YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT HIM BEING HARMLESS.

PERHAPS I OVERESTIMATED HIM

AND UNDERESTIMATED--

[GROANS]

DUH.

DUH.

Computer: REACTIVATING.

GIR, GET AWAY FROM THAT POWER AMPLIFIER!

OK.

I SHOULD WORRY LESS

ABOUT WHAT A BABY CAN DO

AND WORRY MORE ABOUT THE DAMAGE YOU CAN DO.

STAY AWAY FROM THE POWER AMPLIFIER,

IT'S SENDING OUT DEADLY WAVES OF STUPIDNESS.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

HMM?

AAH! THE DOORBELL!

BUT THE SECURITY SYSTEM SHOULD HAVE WARNED ME

AS SOON AS ANYONE SET FOOT IN THE PERIMETER.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

COMPUTER, RUN A DIAGNOSTIC ON THE DOOR--

Zim: WHAT ARE YOU BABIES DOING HERE?

GET OUT! SHOO!

AT LEAST I KNOW WHY THE ALARM DIDN'T GO OFF,

YOU'RE TOO SMALL TO--

[DEEP VOICE] SEIZE THE ENEMY!

WHAT ARE YOU--NO!

NOOGUMS, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.

DON'T CALL ME BY THAT NAME.

IT IS DEMEANING TO A LEADER

OF THE PROUD AND FIERCE RACE OF THE NUGGOTH

TO BE DUBBED, NOOGUMS.

WHAT SHOULD I CALL YOU, THEN?

SHNOOKIE!

GORKSPACE SERGEANT SHNOOKIE.

I KNEW IT.

EARTH BABIES COME FROM SPACE.

NO. OUR PEOPLE LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HUMAN BABIES,

BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT

WHEN WE LANDED HERE 7 YEARS AGO.

IT WAS OUR FIRST INFORMATION GATHERING MISSION ON THIS PLANET.

EVERYTHING WAS GOING FINE, UNTIL...

REPORT, PRIVATE FOOBY.

YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT, SIR.

Shnookie, voice-over: PRIVATE FOOBY HAD FOUND THE HUMAN MATERNITY WARD.

WE THOUGHT THAT SOMEHOW THE EARTH MILITARY

WAS KEEPING OUR PEOPLE HOSTAGE.

HOW COULD WE HAVE KNOWN ANY BETTER?

AND THEN...DISASTER.

[NO AUDIO]

Shnookie, voice-over: FOOBY PANICKED

AND HAILED THE MOTHER SHIP,

CALLING FOR EMERGENCY RESCUE.

HE GAVE THE WRONG COORDINATES.

OH, HO HO HO-EEE.

AWW.

AWW!

HOW'D YOU LITTLE FELLAS GET OUT HERE?

Shnookie, voice-over: THEY EVENTUALLY CAPTURED THE ENTIRE LANDING PARTY.

BY THE TIME WE WERE LEFT ALONE

LONG ENOUGH TO CALL THE MOTHER SHIP AGAIN,

IT WAS OUT OF RANGE.

THEY LEFT US HERE, STRANDED.

WE HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO ASSUME THE IDENTITIES

OF THE BABIES THAT HAD BEEN BEAMED ABOARD THE SHIP.

IT'S BEEN 7 LONG YEARS SINCE THAT TERRIBLE NIGHT.

WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME?

YOUR SHIP.

WE'RE GOING HOME.

YOU CAN'T TAKE MY SHIP. IT'S MINE.

WE'LL TELL THE HUMANS ALL ABOUT YOU

IF YOU RESIST US.

COMPUTER, OPEN THE ENTRANCE TO STORAGE ROOM 2.

GET HIM. EAT HIS FEET OFF!

[HISSING]

AAH!

[PANTING]

COMPUTER, TAKE ME DOWN TO THE VOOT CRUISER REPAIR BAY.

[BABIES GIGGLING]

THE SHIP IS MINE, NOOGUMS--

OR SHMOOGIE, OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS.

Shnookie: IT'S SHNOOKIE!

IT'S INVADER PROPERTY.

YOU WON'T GET YOUR FILTHY LITTLE NUB HANDS ON IT.

[HISSING]

[GIR BEATBOXING]

GIR!

YES?

THE BABIES ARE INSIDE THE BASE, GIR.

THEY'RE AFTER THE VOOT CRUISER.

I LIKE BABIES.

I HAVE TO GET THE CRUISER OUT OF HERE.

I ONLY HOPE THE REPAIRS ARE FINISHED.

YOU HOLD THE BABIES OFF WHILE I--

I'M GONNA PLAY WITH THE BABIES!

Computer: MALFUNCTION.

[BABIES GIGGLING]

THEY'RE GETTING IN, GIR. DO SOMETHING!

OK.

WHEE-WHOO!

WHEE-AAH!

HA HA HA HA!

BABIES.

Shnookie: WE WILL TAKE YOUR SHIP,

AND FOR THE TROUBLE YOU CAUSED,

WE'RE GOING TO DESTROY YOUR BASE,

LEAVING YOU STRANDED HERE JUST LIKE WE WERE.

AND WE'LL TELL THE HUMANS ALL ABOUT YOU.

NOW, MY MINIONS,

FROM GIGANTO BABY!

AAH!

[ROAR]

[ROAR]

[HISSING]

HEY, QUIT IT.

OH!

WHEE-WHOO!

[GRUNTING]

Zim: THE AMPLIFIER!

[ROAR]

YA-HA HA HA!

A-HA!

AAH!

DOH!

[SCREAMING]

[BABIES CRYING]

IT WORKED.

AW. I WANTED TO EXPLODE.

[MUTED EXPLOSION]

[GLASS BREAKS]

BYE, BABY!