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[COMPUTER BEEPING]

[CLUCKING]

Zim: HMM...CHICKEN!

MM-HMM!

HMM...MMM.

Computer: SECURITY BREACH! UNKNOWN INTRUDER!

[ALARM BLARING]

HAH!

HMM...

MMM-UH!

HMM...

GNOMES, CAPTURE THE SQUIRREL!

HEY! HEY!

HA! NICE TRY, SQUIRREL DIB.

I LAUGH AT YOUR PITIFUL ATTEMPT AT SPYING.

HERE I GO. HA HA HA!

GO ON, LAUGH.

BUT ONE DAY YOU'LL BE SITTING IN YOUR HOUSE

FEELING ALL SAFE AND SECURE, AND THEN YOU'LL LOOK OVER,

AND I'LL BE THERE DOING STUFF.

STUFF! IN MY HOME? NEVER!

YOU'D HAVE TO FIND SOME KIND OF FLAW IN MY SECURITY NET.

SINCE THAT COULD NEVER POSSIBLY HAPPEN,

YOU WILL HAVE TO DO YOUR "STUFF" ELSEWHERE.

YOU HAVEN'T DISCOVERED SOME KIND OF A FLAW, HAVE YOU?

LET'S JUST SAY YOUR HOME DEFENSES

COULD USE SOME TIGHTENING.

YOU'RE LYING!

NOTHING BREACHES MY DEFENSES! NOTHING!

YOU HEAR ME, SQUIRREL BOY?

NOTHING!

HEY! HEY! [DOORBELL CHIMES]

HERE'S THE PIZZA YOU ORDERED.

THANK YOU. [SNIFFS] Zim: HEY!

I--I LOVE YOU. GIR!

WE FEND HUMANS AWAY FROM OUR HOME,

NOT INVITE THEM OVER!

I HAD A COUPON.

MAYBE THERE IS SOME KIND OF FLAW.

BUT WHAT?

[GULPING]

BLECH! GUH!

AW! THE SMELL! OF THAT CHEESE!

I LIKE IT.

IT'S SICKENING.

AND YOUR...LIPPY, SMACKY NOISES...

AREN'T HELPING.

DON'T HUMOR ME.

I LIKE YOU, TOO.

AH! AH! AH!

GET OFF OF ME!

GET OFF OF ME, GIR!

GET OFF OF ME--HEY, HEY!

AH! AH! OH! OH!

YOU'RE HORRIBLE!

GIR! GET ME CLEANSING CHALK. QUICKLY!

OH! EH! AH! AH!

[GASPS]

WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?

I MADE IT MYSELF.

[SQUISH]

HEY, YOU GOT A PIMPLE!

PIM-PLE?

JUST LIKE ON TV.

Boy on TV: YESTERDAY, I WAS JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE--

I FIT IN.

BUT WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING, I HAD...

A PIMPLE!

[GASPING]

EW! EW! EW!

FREAK!

NOW MY LIFE IS A HIDEOUS MONTAGE

OF HUMILIATION AND SHAME.

[QUIVERS]

ACNE BLAST MAN!

YES, IT IS I!

HERE TO RESTORE YOUR SOCIAL LIFE

TO ITS FORMER GLORY!

[SCREAMING]

THANKS, ACNE BLAST MAN.

[FANFARE]

I MUST OBTAIN ACNE BLAST.

I GOT SOME RIGHT HERE.

[SUCKING]

GIVE ME THAT!

NO! THAT MADE IT WORSE.

GIR, HOW COULD YOU?

GIR?

AH! GIR!

GET OUT OF THERE!

THIS IS SO NOT RIGHT.

IT'S JEOPARDIZING EVERYTHING I'VE WORKED FOR.

HOW CAN I STUDY THIS PLANET

IF THE ENTIRE POPULATION IS STARING

AT MY FREAKISHLY DEFORMED HEAD?

[LAUGHING]

STOP! STOP! GET AWAY!

YES, I WILL STOP.

I WILL OBEY.

YOU? OBEY?

OK, GIR.

ROLL OVER.

I OBEY.

HMM...

I'M DANCIN' LIKE A MONKEY!

MONKEY DANCE!

OBEY.

THIS HIDEOUS BLEMISH APPEARS TO HAVE HYPNOTIC POWERS.

HYPNOTIC POWERS.

IF IT WORKS ON HUMANS AS WELL,

I MAY BE ABLE TO USE IT TO HYPNOTIZE DIB

INTO TELLING ME WHAT HE KNOWS ABOUT MY SECURITY SYSTEM.

BUT FIRST... I MUST DISGUISE IT.

I WILL CALL YOU... PUSTULIO!

TOGETHER WE CAN HYPNOTIZE THE ENEMY

AND BEND THEM TO MY WILL.

HEH HEH HEH.

HAVE YOU MET MY FRIEND PUSTULIO?

HE'S VISITING FROM ANOTHER PLACE.

EW! HE'S...

BEAUTIFUL. I LOVE HIM.

YOU! FROLICKING DIRT CHILD...

MEET PUSTULIO.

GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU...

OBJECT OF MY UNSURPASSED WORSHIP.

PUSTULIO DEMANDS YOUR ATTENTION!

I'M IN PAIN.

IT IS AS PUSTULIO WISHES.

DOES PUSTULIO WISH FOR ME TO POP MY SPINE BACK IN PLACE?

YES, VERY WELL.

YOU WILL TELL PUSTULIO EVERYTHING

THAT PUSTULIO WANTS TO KNOW.

I AM PUSTULIO'S OFFICIAL SPOKESMAN.

WHATEVER INFORMATION YOU GIVE TO ME

WILL PLEASE PUSTULIO.

STARE DEEPLY INTO PUSTULIO.

HE IS YOUR MASTER. HE IS...

GO AWAY.

ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT...

PUSTULIO?

UH!

COME, MY FILTHY STINK-CHILDREN.

YOU SHALL REVEAL YOUR SECRETS TO PUSTULIO

IN THE PRIVACY OF THE CLASSROOM.

WHAT'S GOING ON, GAZ?

WHAT'S HE UP TO? HUH? HUH?

HUH? HUH?

SOME SORT OF HYPNOSIS.

IT MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT THING ON THIS HEAD.

UH!

SOMEONE HAS TO STOP ZIM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

UH!

AAAH!

DON'T LOOK AT THAT THING ON HIS FACE.

HE'S USING IT TO CONTROL YOU.

Boy: PUSTULIO ROCKS!

THERE IS NO PUSTULIO!

IT'S JUST A PIMPLE. A HYPNOTIC PIMPLE.

LOOK AT PUSTULIO.

NEVER! I'LL NEVER SURRENDER MY FREE WILL.

SMACKY, HOLD HIM.

AH!

NO, TORQUE, CAN'T YOU SEE--

I SEE ONLY MY LOVE FOR PUSTULIO.

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME LOOK. I'LL JUST SHUT MY EYES

OH, YOU'LL OPEN THEM. YOU HAVE TO BREATHE SOMETIME.

NO, I--WAIT. WHAT DO MY EYES

HAVE TO DO WITH BREATHING? NYEH!

I WILL TELL PUSTULIO EVERYTHING--AH! NO!

MUST KEEP CONTROL.

PUSTULIO IS MY FRIEND.

IT'S A PIMPLE! NOTHING MORE THAN A--NYEH!

I...I... I LOVE PUSTULIO.

AND PUSTULIO LOVES YOU, TOO.

RELEASE HIM, SMACKY.

HE IS PART OF THE COLLECTIVE NOW.

NOW...TELL ME...

TELL ME THE FLAW IN MY HOUSE'S DEFENSES.

BUT I CAN'T. MUST INFILTRATE.

IT WOULD MAKE PUSTULIO HAPPY TO KNOW THIS THING.

DON'T YOU WANT TO MAKE PUSTULIO HAPPY?

YES...NO!

IF YOU TELL ME,

I'LL LET YOU HOLD PUSTULIO'S LITTLE HAND.

THE WEAKNESS IS SIMPLE.

A BLIND SPOT IN YOUR GNOME FIELD.

NOTHING TO STOP ME

FROM SIMPLY TUNNELING UNDER HOUSE

AND ATTACHING A SPY MONITORING SYSTEM.

AH HA HA HA!

SUCCESS!

HUH? OH!

[GROANING]

BYE, DIB, AND THANKS FOR THE INFORMATION.

I'VE GOT A FEW NEW LAWN GNOMES TO PLANT.

WHAT HAPPENED?

DIB, YOU WILL NOT LEAVE SCHOOL GROUNDS

UNTIL ALL THIS MESS HAS BEEN CLEANED UP.

ME? BUT...

SILENCE!

CAN'T I USE THAT SPONGE?

NO!