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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

[BEEPING]

[CHILDREN WHIMPERING]

OOH.

EEE!

AAH!

[SQUEAKS]

[CHILDREN OOHING AND AHHING]

BY ORDER OF THE SCHOOL BOARD'S PROGRAM

TO REDUCE MISERY AMONG SCHOOLCHILDREN,

THIS CLASS IS ISSUED ONE CLASSROOM PET.

HAMSTER, CLASS. NAME--PEEPI.

OH, PEEPI. IT'S SO CUTE.

LOOK AT HIS LITTLE PEEPI FACE.

HE'S LIKE A LITTLE FUZZY PEEPI PERSON!

[BABY-TALKING]

AAH!

DO I EVEN HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING AT THIS POINT?

IF YOU ARE REFERRING TO MY REACTION

TO THAT HAIR... MONSTER,

I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT, LIKE THE OTHER NORMAL CHILDREN,

I FIND IT, UH...

CUTE. THE WORD IS "CUTE."

HUMANS THINK HAMSTERS ARE CUTE.

Zim: YES.

THIS CUTENESS HAS A CURIOUS EFFECT ON HUMAN BEINGS,

MAKES THEM WEAK.

[POUNDING FOOTSTEPS]

[ROARING]

[PEOPLE OOHING AND AHHING]

PEOPLE OF EARTH,

CAN YOU RESIST THE HYPNOTIC POWER

OF PEEPI?

NOW, KNEEL BEFORE ZIM!

[CROWD CHANTING] PEEPI, PEEPI...

Zim: HAVE SOME OF THIS!

Ms. Bitters: TAKE A GOOD LOOK, CHILDREN.

IT WILL PREPARE YOU FOR YOUR ADULT LIVES

IN OUR NIGHTMARISH CORPORATE SYSTEM.

HMM, YES.

IT JUST MIGHT WORK. Dib: HMM?

[SQUEAKING]

[DOOR OPENS]

[STRAINING]

MINUTE 26.

IF YOU'RE DETERMINED TO LET THE BLOOD RUSH TO YOUR HEAD--

HUH--YOU BETTER HAVE TRAINED FOR IT.

MS. BITTERS, HAVE YOU NOTICED ANYTHING STRANGE ABOUT THE HAMSTER?

HE'S 3 TIMES HIS SIZE AND HE HAS THAT HIDEOUS THROBBING ALIEN DEVICE ON HIS BACK.

[BURPS]

Zim: THE EARTH BOY IS TRYING TO INTERFERE.

NOW IS THE TIME TO USE THAT PEEPI CREATURE'S CUTENESS

TO DIVERT ATTENTION.

[CRASH]

[CRACKING]

[CHILDREN SCREAMING]

THIS IS A LITTLE AHEAD OF SCHEDULE.

[SQUEAKS]

[CAR HORNS HONKING]

YES, MY CREATION!

GROW! GROW!

[ROARS]

[MEN SCREAMING]

Woman: AAH!

NOW, PEEPI,

COME TO YOUR MASTER!

PEEPI? [CAR ALARM]

PEEPI!

OH, PEEPI!

PEEPI!

ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO CONFESS?

NO! DON'T BE SILLY.

[SCREAMING]

Announcer: EXPERTS ARE STILL BAFFLED OVER THE ORIGINS OF ULTRA-PEEPI,

THE GIANT MUTANT HAMSTER NOW RAVAGING THE CITY.

BUT THEY ALL AGREE, HE'S JUST FUZZY WUZZY ADORABLE, ISN'T HE?

HE SURE IS.

AAH!

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

[ROARS]

Woman: OH, NO! OH! OH...

OH, LOOK! HE'S USING THE BUILDING LIKE A TOOTHPICK.

COME HERE! YOU MUST OBEY ME!

I AM YOUR LORD AND HAMSTER MASTER!

NO, NO! DON'T FEAR THE PEEPI!

FEAR ME! FEAR ME!

[PEEPI ROARING]

WELL, HE DOES SEEM TO BE DESTROYING THE HUMANS,

AND THAT IS GOOD.

UH, GOOD JOB, PEEPI!

I'LL JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE ALL DONE HERE.

CARRY ON. Man: HELP!

HELP!

AW, WOOK AT HIS WITTLE FEET.

AAH!

Man: I DON'T CARE WHAT THE BLAZES IT WANTS. I JUST WANT IT STOPPED.

BUT, GENERAL,

I COULDN'T FIRE A MISSILE

AT THAT FURRY LITTLE FACE.

COULD YOU?

Men: UH-UH. NO, NO. MM-MM.

Dib: WAIT! I HAVE IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT ULTRA-PEEPI! YOU HAVE TO LISTEN!

NOW, LET THE BOY TALK.

HE'S NOT A NORMAL HAMSTER.

HE'S BEEN ALTERED SOMEHOW THROUGH ALIEN TAMPERING.

EATING MAKES HIM LARGER!

THE MORE HE EATS, THE BIGGER HE GETS!

GOOD WORK, BOY! HOW DO WE STOP IT?

I...DON'T KNOW.

GET HIM OUT OF HERE!

Dib: HEY! [GRUNTING]

GENERAL! WE THINK WE KNOW WHERE HE'S GOING!

[DISTANT SIRENS BLARING]

[JUVENILE MUSIC PLAYING]

WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?

ANGRY MONKEY.

THAT... HORRIBLE MONKEY!

MM-HMM. WHERE'S ULTRA-PEEPI?

HE'S WORKING.

[NEWS THEME INTERRUPTS]

Announcer: REPORTS ARE NOW IN

THAT ULTRA-PEEPI IS OUT AT THE CITY'S PELLETS PLANT.

IF HE REACHES THE RESERVE SUPPLY OF HAMSTER PELLETS,

HE COULD GROW TO UNIMAGINABLE PROPORTIONS.

[DISTANT THUMPING] WHAT IS THAT NOISE?

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[POUNDING FOOTSTEPS] [GASPS]

NO!

YOU WILL NOT DESTROY YOUR MASTER'S SECRET BASE!

I COMMAND YOU TO STOP!

OBEY YOUR CREATOR!

[ROARS]

YOU MADE ME DO THIS, PEEPI.

I HATE TO BE THE BAD GUY, BUT YOU MUST BE DISCIPLINED,

OR YOU'LL NEVER LEARN.

[ROARS]

[ROARING]

Zim: HEY, PEEPI, CHECK THIS OUT.

NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THAT.

PEEPI! TURN BACK NOW!

DO NOT INVOKE THE WRATH OF THE IRKEN ELITE!

Zim: AAH! AAH....

HE'S UNCONSCIOUS!

WAIT!

IF I CAPTURE HIM NOW,

NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP THE HAMSTER!

BUT IF I LET HIM GO TO FIGHT PEEPI,

HE'S JUST GOING TO KEEP ON TRYING TO DESTROY MANKIND.

THIS STINKS.

OK.

SO IF I SAVES HIM,

THEN HE'LL MOVE ON TO DESTROY MANKIND

AND UPSET THE BALANCE OF THE ENTIRE EARTH, WHICH IS WHAT I'VE...

GIR! COME GET ME!

Gir: YES, MY LORD! [GRUNTS]

BUT IF THE HAMSTER GOES ON TO SAVE MANKIND--

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. NO, THAT'S NOT RIGHT.

THE HAMSTER DOESN'T-- WAIT!

ZIM! PROMISE ME YOU'RE ON OUR SIDE THIS TIME.

I KNOW NOT OF "SIDES," EARTH STINK,

BUT JUST THIS ONCE, I AGREE WITH YOU.

THE HAMSTER MUST BE STOPPED.

NO! OH, WAIT.

YEAH. GO ON, THEN.

[POUNDING FOOTSTEPS]

[FUNK PLAYING]

♪ YEAH ♪

♪ OH, YEAH ♪

♪ ULTRA-PEEPI ♪

READY, UNIT 7? FIRE ON MY MARK.

3, 2--

OH, JUST LOOK AT HIM.

Zim: PEEPI!

PEEPI!

THE WEENIE TEMPTS YOU!

[ROARING]

AAH!

NOW WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY GIANT WEENIES.

GET THE WEENIE! GET IT!

YES, ULTRA-PEEPI.

YES! OBEY!

YES, YES, YES!

NO! BAD PEEPI!

DON'T EAT THE WHEEL! HUH?

OK, LET'S TRY AND GO WITH THE HAMSTER THIS TIME.

WE GOT TO USE THIS STUFF ON SOMETHING.

Dib: DON'T ATTACK!

THE ALIEN IS TRYING TO GET RID OF THE HAMSTER!

DON'T INTERRUPT HIS PLANS!

BOY'S CRAZY. PUT HIM IN ONE OF THEM CRAZY BUCKETS.

[GRUNTING]

GRR! NO TIME TO SPARE!

FINE, ULTRA-PEEPI. YOU HAD THIS COMING.

[SNIFFLING] WHY? Dib: WHY?

BECAUSE ALIEN TAMPERING WITH OUR LIFE FORMS IS DANGEROUS

AND ENDS IN PAIN-- AAH!

BECAUSE WHEN YOU CREATE A GIANT MONSTER OF DOOM,

NO MATTER HOW CUTE, YOU HAVE TO-- YOU HAVE TO...

I DON'T KNOW.

[SNIFFLING]

BUT STOP SNIVELING, LITTLE WORM MONKEY.

ULTRA-PEEPI WILL LIVE ON, OUT THERE,

IN THE STARS.

CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--

Zim: YOU'RE DOOKY!