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Have
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Good
Good
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Good
Good
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Day
Day
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Day
Day
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Have a good day
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祝你有好的一天
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Have a good day
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祝你有好的一天
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Should
Shit
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不是Shit
Shit是臟話
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Should
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Should
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You should be
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sorry to me
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You should…
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什麼to me？
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You
You
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Should
Should
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Be
Be
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Sorry
Sorry
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To me
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這麼就to me了
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這句話的意思是
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你應該向我道歉
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這句話我一定要學會
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最近老碰上坑我的
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But only sorry
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is not enough
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But only sorry…
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not enough
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吃藥
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待一會吧
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我得看著你吃
一會你又忘了
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我敢保証
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他頂多三分鐘熱度
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對，你叫什麼名？
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王麗，王老師
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公司的報表你也不看
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蘭蘭
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替我看著叔叔
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一天只能抽三根煙
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他不聽你就給我打電話
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你這人真是的，想做就去做
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公司那麼多事壓著你不管
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盡學些沒用的東西
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這也是業務需要嘛
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經常要接觸外商
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祝你有好的一天
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蘭蘭
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來
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來，過來
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聽說你表哥從鄉下出來了
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那得去看看他呀
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放你半天假
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這是一百塊
你打的去，打的回來
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記住
別跟你阿姨說我給你錢
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去
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夠了
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什麼夠了？這是英語
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來是Come，去是Go
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現在就Go
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謝謝叔叔
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你不是說不碰我的嗎？
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你壞，我是你老師呀
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知道，可是，我太喜歡你了
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你是不是對每個女人
都這麼說？
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當然不是
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不要，你好粗魯
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先把眼鏡摘下來吧
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你慢點
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輕點，別急，你太粗魯了
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好，我輕點
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這不能怪我
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只能怪你太迷人了
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小心被你老婆發現呀
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她不在家
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輕點
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不用擔心，放輕鬆點
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咱們談談吧
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別怕，他沒帶兇器
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就有一部攝像機
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清楚嗎？
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你看，特別清楚
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劉大總裁
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你對我女朋友如此無理
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你深深的傷害了我
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你傷了我的心
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剛教過你，好好想想
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我真不知道她是你女朋友
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我真該向你們道歉
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你… 該… 道歉
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你說什麼？
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我應該向你道歉？
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你又說錯了，你應該說
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對不起
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對不起
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但僅僅道歉…
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是不夠的
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聽懂了嗎？聽懂了嗎？
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懂，僅僅道歉是不夠的
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對了
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你倆到底想我怎麼樣？
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從藝術片的角度來講
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沒錯，這段片的確還差一點
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但是，從寫實紀錄片來講
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無論是清晰度
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還是它反映出來的現實意義
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都足夠震撼
你老婆脆弱的心靈
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你最好把它買下來
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你們這是敲詐
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敲詐？別這麼說
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敲詐
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對
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是敲詐
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你們到底想怎樣？
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我這又沒現金
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來…
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人家就想要那輛車嘛
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本人因欠王薄先生
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王麗小姐人民幣一百萬
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經雙方友好協商
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同意用寶馬汽車一部
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以物抵債，決不反悔
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來… 伸手指過來
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按個手印
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快點
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你給我站住
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你打人
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不像話
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紅到這程度
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痛嗎？
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我不行了
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這次真是最後一次了
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把車賣了，我們就別幹了
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我想過正常人的生活
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我看你是高原反應
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想做正常人，不會吧？
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天下無賊
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我想進去拜佛
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等我賣了車，然後陪你玩
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我不是開玩笑
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我想認認真真燒一柱香
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厲害吧？
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這種地方下手
不怕遭報應？
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拜佛還不如拜我
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我就是觀音
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別胡說
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真把自己當善男信女了
別傻啦
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你是母狼，我是公狼
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一輩子也翻不了案
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別說了
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你要重新作人
下輩子都別想
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叫你別說了，你沒聽到嗎？
放手，別動我
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叫你不要說你偏要說
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放手
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現在就停車
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叫你別說了
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你放手
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我要下車 停車
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你找死啊？
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看你這幾天就不對勁
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你吃錯藥啦？
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從現在開始，你我各不相干
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我們散伙
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好，你滾
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滾？我還沒分到錢呢
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給我應得那份，我馬上走
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你那份？
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那些錢
是我豁出命去賺回來的
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你賺回來的？長沙那一單
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要不是我引開警察
你走得了嗎？
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雲南那一票
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不是我擋了一下
你還有命嗎？
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你說什麼？
沒你我早跟他們拼了
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拼了？
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兩隻手都給人家綁住了
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我這兒是為了誰才受傷？
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你良心給狗吃了？
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我早就料到有這一天
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不就是為了錢嘛
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你說對了，就是為了錢
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我們之間除了談錢
難道談心嗎？
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我只要我應得那份
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別鬧啦
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對不起啦
滾
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好
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叔叔，我今年多大了？
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什麼多大了？
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我多大了？
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你十六歲來
在草原幹了五年
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應該二十一了
你問這幹嘛？
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沒什麼
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叔叔，我發了嗎？
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發什麼？
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我有多少錢了？
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會計
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什麼事？
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傻根存了多少錢？
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五，六萬吧
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五還是六？
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六
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那就是發了
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發了又怎樣？
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我想回家蓋房，娶媳婦
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好，過年叔帶你回去
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給你相個媳婦
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你叫什麼名？
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我沒大名
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村裏的人都叫我傻根
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你不是本地人？
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我是河北人，來這修廟的
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那你可是積了大德啊
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我是孤兒
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從小就跟村裏的大人
修廟討活
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修廟
是我們祖上傳下來的手藝
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謝謝，你回吧
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拿著
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我送你不是為了要錢
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這是什麼？
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是降魔杵
寺裏喇嘛送給我的
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送給你，能避邪
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記在我賬上
謝謝
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取回來了
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傻根
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傻根
來了
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錢給你取回來了，看看
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六萬塊
給他寄回去
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00:22:15,540 --> 00:22:17,700
我跟你說，這寄回去
230
00:22:17,780 --> 00:22:20,610
六萬塊錢就變成五萬九千四
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得交郵費
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六百塊？
是
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六萬塊錢交六百塊錢郵費？
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郵費貴嘛
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00:22:28,010 --> 00:22:30,800
六百塊錢在我老家
能買頭驢了
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00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,760
省六百，你丟六萬
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還是給他寄回去
238
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,200
這裏賊多，小心給偷了
239
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,080
何止偷，簡直是搶
240
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,310
哪有那麼多賊呀？
241
00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:42,790
聽叔一句話
242
00:22:43,350 --> 00:22:44,990
還是讓會計給你寄回去
243
00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:47,670
六萬塊錢，比一斤豬肉還輕
244
00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:48,750
我自己帶回去
245
00:22:49,110 --> 00:22:50,390
固執得很
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富貴
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玉蘭
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都來呀
249
00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:11,760
再不來就看不見我啦
250
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,360
我發啦，要回家娶媳婦了
251
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,920
我來這五年
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00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,870
每逢過年
村裏的人都回去了
253
00:23:25,150 --> 00:23:27,750
都是你們陪我在這看廟
254
00:23:30,270 --> 00:23:33,700
這次我回去了
再看不見你們了
255
00:23:36,420 --> 00:23:37,820
保重啊
256
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:55,880
我發你的帽子怎麼不戴？
257
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,000
沒有你戴好看嘛
258
00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:02,590
順便跟你們說一聲
259
00:24:02,790 --> 00:24:08,590
上車後不許打擾黎叔
要讓他休息
260
00:24:09,070 --> 00:24:10,150
我說你呀
261
00:24:10,430 --> 00:24:12,340
沒事不要老去纏黎叔
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00:24:12,740 --> 00:24:16,060
老往他屋裏跑
黎叔厚道不說你
263
00:24:16,420 --> 00:24:18,580
你自己也要懂點規矩嘛
264
00:24:20,220 --> 00:24:21,410
有沒有在聽我說話？
265
00:24:21,450 --> 00:24:22,850
你幹嘛老只是說我？
266
00:24:23,330 --> 00:24:25,570
四眼也常找黎叔
你不說他？
267
00:24:25,730 --> 00:24:26,690
我踩著你尾巴了？
268
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:32,520
你
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00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:36,480
說了多少次了
270
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,800
要團結
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00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:44,190
眼睛要看到別人的長處
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00:24:45,350 --> 00:24:47,390
這次出來
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00:24:47,710 --> 00:24:50,620
一是通過實戰鍛煉隊伍
274
00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:52,780
二是考察新人
275
00:24:53,340 --> 00:24:57,020
在這裏
我要特別提出表揚的是
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小葉
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00:25:01,330 --> 00:25:03,010
和四眼
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00:25:07,370 --> 00:25:09,770
兩位雖然剛剛入道
279
00:25:09,970 --> 00:25:14,760
不但突破了自己
還超越了在座前輩
280
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:18,920
黎叔
281
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,790
以後有什麼事
我一定盡全力
282
00:25:24,750 --> 00:25:27,670
希望你們在今後的工作中
283
00:25:27,790 --> 00:25:30,660
百尺竿頭，更上一步
284
00:25:37,540 --> 00:25:38,820
金錶啊
285
00:25:49,210 --> 00:25:52,200
幸好我一直跟著你
不然就麻煩了
286
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:53,800
對不起
287
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:57,400
幹嘛跟著我，說好散伙了
288
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,150
你聽我說
289
00:26:01,790 --> 00:26:06,030
你我之間
並不是為了兩個臭錢
290
00:26:08,550 --> 00:26:10,900
來，給我
291
00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:28,370
別吵
你們整天嘀嘀咕咕煩死我了
292
00:26:28,570 --> 00:26:30,370
我這六萬塊錢又不是偷的
293
00:26:30,410 --> 00:26:32,120
是我工作五年掙回來的
294
00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:33,920
看誰敢偷
295
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,640
你們誰是賊？有種就站出來
296
00:26:45,030 --> 00:26:46,590
誰是賊呀？
297
00:26:57,780 --> 00:26:59,260
看，哪有賊？
298
00:26:59,460 --> 00:27:00,460
你嚷什麼？
299
00:27:00,650 --> 00:27:01,930
人家都看笑話了
300
00:27:05,050 --> 00:27:06,730
大姐，你怎麼也在這？
301
00:27:06,890 --> 00:27:07,970
你在這兒幹嘛？
302
00:27:08,090 --> 00:27:09,050
我回老家
303
00:27:09,290 --> 00:27:11,160
對了，大姐，你見過賊嗎？
304
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,760
我見過好幾個
305
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,440
賊長什麼樣的？
是這樣的
306
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,400
別聽他胡說，他逗你呢
307
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:17,800
上車後跟著我
308
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,440
你認識這姑娘？
309
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:21,950
大姐拜佛可虔誠了
310
00:27:22,070 --> 00:27:23,190
那就拜托你了
311
00:27:23,230 --> 00:27:24,110
行了
312
00:27:24,190 --> 00:27:25,750
他上車後
麻煩你照看他的行李
313
00:27:25,790 --> 00:27:27,310
拜托了
行了
314
00:27:27,350 --> 00:27:28,750
你們回吧
315
00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:31,700
你啥時候認識這小子的？
316
00:27:31,740 --> 00:27:32,900
你別碰他
317
00:27:33,780 --> 00:27:35,180
我得給他上一課
318
00:27:35,380 --> 00:27:36,980
這小子竟然目中無賊
319
00:27:37,460 --> 00:27:38,500
氣死我了
320
00:27:49,970 --> 00:27:52,000
大哥，大姐，這有座
321
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,840
他真把我們當親人了
322
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,600
待會你坐他旁邊
我坐他對面
323
00:28:03,230 --> 00:28:04,910
謝謝
來… 坐…
324
00:28:06,830 --> 00:28:08,390
座位好臟
來…
325
00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:11,860
你…
326
00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:13,020
你幹嘛？
327
00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:16,380
你那邊沒空位嗎？
偏跟我爭？
328
00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:18,460
韓老師，這有座
329
00:28:25,770 --> 00:28:26,810
你坐裏邊
330
00:28:45,310 --> 00:28:48,230
我年歲大了，腿腳不好
331
00:28:48,470 --> 00:28:50,070
讓我擠擠
332
00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:52,580
不好意思，已經有人坐了
333
00:28:52,620 --> 00:28:53,700
我帶你出去找
334
00:28:53,740 --> 00:28:54,940
大爺，坐這吧
335
00:28:54,980 --> 00:28:56,100
少管閑事
336
00:28:58,660 --> 00:29:00,650
來，我帶你去找一個好的
337
00:29:00,690 --> 00:29:03,970
找了，沒有，腳又不好
有… 來
338
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,040
坐哪呀？
339
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:17,560
你演得挺像呢
340
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:22,190
告訴你，既然是同行
都是狼
341
00:29:23,270 --> 00:29:25,350
那隻羊我吃定了
342
00:29:25,390 --> 00:29:27,550
你說什麼？我不明白
343
00:29:27,830 --> 00:29:29,830
別胡思亂想了
344
00:29:30,350 --> 00:29:34,060
怎麼能演得那麼像，這樣？
345
00:29:34,220 --> 00:29:35,140
這樣？
346
00:29:35,180 --> 00:29:36,100
腳再拖開點
347
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,280
你剛才當著這麼多人的面
喊身上有錢
348
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,840
說不定真把賊招來了
349
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:00,830
你說那老人是賊？
350
00:30:02,950 --> 00:30:04,830
說你傻你一定不承認
351
00:30:07,990 --> 00:30:10,820
賊會把字刻在腦門上嗎？
352
00:30:13,140 --> 00:30:14,860
你們怎麼那麼像我老鄉？
353
00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:17,220
把人想的都那麼壞
354
00:30:18,740 --> 00:30:20,060
人心隔肚皮
355
00:30:20,690 --> 00:30:23,570
害人之心不可有
防人之心不可無
356
00:30:23,810 --> 00:30:24,890
你要小心點
357
00:30:29,570 --> 00:30:30,760
看著我
358
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:34,840
我像不像賊？
359
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:39,440
你不像賊，像有點看不起我
360
00:30:43,830 --> 00:30:46,830
你看，你看她
361
00:30:47,230 --> 00:30:48,630
她像不像賊？
362
00:30:51,860 --> 00:30:52,900
盯著我幹嘛？
363
00:30:54,100 --> 00:30:55,820
越看你越像好人
364
00:30:55,980 --> 00:30:57,460
觀世音一樣
365
00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:01,610
大姐就是好人
366
00:31:02,810 --> 00:31:05,810
若大姐是賊
我就摳出眼珠砍下頭
367
00:31:05,930 --> 00:31:07,250
給她當凳子
368
00:31:10,490 --> 00:31:14,640
誰都不像賊，誰都像菩薩
369
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:20,670
人頭豬腦，留著也沒用
370
00:31:21,070 --> 00:31:23,110
砍下來給我當凳子吧
371
00:31:29,950 --> 00:31:31,780
我家在深山裏
372
00:31:32,180 --> 00:31:35,900
在我們村
有人在山道上看見牛糞
373
00:31:36,340 --> 00:31:39,460
若沒帶糞筐
就會撿幾塊石片
374
00:31:39,660 --> 00:31:41,650
繞著牛糞圍個圈
375
00:31:41,770 --> 00:31:44,890
過幾天來撿，那牛糞還在
376
00:31:45,130 --> 00:31:47,890
別人看到那個圈
就知道牛糞有主了
377
00:31:48,130 --> 00:31:50,680
我在高原，逢年過節
378
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,640
都是我一個人看守工地
379
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,680
沒人跟我說話，我跟狼說話
380
00:31:56,400 --> 00:32:00,280
我不怕狼，狼也沒傷害過我
381
00:32:01,470 --> 00:32:05,430
我走出高原
這麼多人在一起跟我說話
382
00:32:05,630 --> 00:32:08,590
我就不信，狼都沒傷過我
383
00:32:08,750 --> 00:32:10,030
人又怎會害我呢？
384
00:32:11,100 --> 00:32:13,500
人怎會比狼還壞呢？
385
00:32:17,820 --> 00:32:20,140
大哥，我說得對不對？
386
00:32:28,490 --> 00:32:32,680
黎叔，那個民工太招搖了
387
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:36,680
我看，不如早點下手
388
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:41,150
省得兄弟們旦家雞碰水
心亂的慌
389
00:32:41,430 --> 00:32:43,230
是你心亂了吧？
390
00:32:44,790 --> 00:32:46,030
聞著是肉味
391
00:32:46,230 --> 00:32:48,190
吃到嘴裏就是毒藥
392
00:32:50,070 --> 00:32:53,220
傳我的話下去，六個字
393
00:32:53,580 --> 00:32:55,820
拒腐食，永不貪
394
00:32:55,940 --> 00:32:59,420
只是現在趴著一隻羊在那
395
00:32:59,460 --> 00:33:02,250
旁邊還站著兩匹餓狼
396
00:33:02,690 --> 00:33:05,370
黎叔，若現在不切
397
00:33:05,410 --> 00:33:07,010
肯定便宜了人家
398
00:33:07,490 --> 00:33:09,410
幾個小錢把你給饞的
399
00:33:09,970 --> 00:33:11,680
幹不成大事
400
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:13,760
我和黎叔說話，關你屁事？
401
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,600
嘰嘰喳喳，不知所謂
402
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,160
一點規矩都沒有
403
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:20,360
我跟你說，我入道的時候
404
00:33:20,550 --> 00:33:22,030
你還穿開襠褲呢
405
00:33:22,670 --> 00:33:23,790
你少跟我裝蒜
406
00:33:24,110 --> 00:33:25,750
不服，咱倆過過手
407
00:33:25,910 --> 00:33:27,830
打不倒你，我幫你拎鞋子
408
00:33:29,030 --> 00:33:30,390
你這個死女子
409
00:33:39,860 --> 00:33:41,530
你倆心裏還有沒有我？
410
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,360
跟你師兄逞強不算本事
411
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:55,840
沒大沒小
412
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:57,800
老二
413
00:33:58,440 --> 00:33:59,320
是
414
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:00,750
跟你說了多少次
415
00:34:01,150 --> 00:34:03,630
想服眾，心胸要開闊
416
00:34:03,670 --> 00:34:05,670
容得下弟兄才能當大哥
417
00:34:06,630 --> 00:34:07,670
知道了
418
00:34:08,390 --> 00:34:09,720
小葉，過來揉揉肩
419
00:34:12,820 --> 00:34:13,780
我先出去
420
00:34:30,730 --> 00:34:33,210
我現在倒有興趣
421
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,730
驗驗這對鴛鴦的成色
422
00:34:37,730 --> 00:34:40,210
二十一世紀什麼最貴？
423
00:34:42,910 --> 00:34:43,990
人才
424
00:34:55,670 --> 00:34:56,540
對不起
425
00:34:57,710 --> 00:34:59,780
怎麼了？沒事吧？
426
00:34:59,940 --> 00:35:00,810
小心點嘛
427
00:35:00,890 --> 00:35:01,970
好熱
我看看
428
00:35:02,180 --> 00:35:03,090
好痛
429
00:35:04,370 --> 00:35:05,250
沒事吧？
430
00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:07,180
沒事，沒事
431
00:35:08,220 --> 00:35:09,970
傻根，你幹嘛？走路不看人
432
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,270
沒事，無大礙
433
00:35:41,690 --> 00:35:42,690
你幹嘛？
434
00:35:47,570 --> 00:35:50,250
到姐姐那邊去
看有沒有燙著
435
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:52,720
沒事
436
00:35:53,130 --> 00:35:56,040
都燙紅了，還說沒事
我不小心撞到人了
437
00:35:56,170 --> 00:35:57,130
警察
438
00:35:58,480 --> 00:35:59,720
讓一下
439
00:36:04,190 --> 00:36:06,950
好好照顧你兄弟
路還長著呢
440
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:08,270
你兄弟也是
441
00:36:08,310 --> 00:36:09,870
他好像眼睛有問題
442
00:36:09,910 --> 00:36:11,700
老是往牆那邊撞
443
00:36:11,900 --> 00:36:12,820
謝謝關照
444
00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:20,420
大哥，大姐，你們餓嗎？
445
00:36:20,620 --> 00:36:23,050
我包裏幾個煮雞蛋
你們也吃點
446
00:36:24,170 --> 00:36:26,140
你那六萬塊錢
給水泡了沒有？
447
00:36:28,170 --> 00:36:29,170
沒有
448
00:36:29,730 --> 00:36:31,840
我用油紙包住，濕不到裏頭
449
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,200
別拿出來，快收好
450
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,000
很痛吧？給你抹點油
451
00:36:40,130 --> 00:36:41,190
不痛
452
00:36:41,230 --> 00:36:42,710
都紅了，還說不痛
453
00:36:46,790 --> 00:36:48,030
我自己抹吧
454
00:36:48,510 --> 00:36:49,910
用不著害羞
455
00:36:50,390 --> 00:36:51,820
頭抬高點
456
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:19,050
不痛了吧？
457
00:37:22,470 --> 00:37:23,950
真的假的？
458
00:37:24,390 --> 00:37:25,470
爽不爽？
459
00:37:26,470 --> 00:37:28,470
我光是看也覺著爽
460
00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:31,030
大姐有菩薩心腸
461
00:37:31,740 --> 00:37:32,700
是嗎？
462
00:37:32,740 --> 00:37:34,380
我認識她那麼久
怎看不出來？
463
00:37:34,740 --> 00:37:36,740
我也被刀割傷，都沒人管
464
00:37:37,980 --> 00:37:38,900
在哪？
465
00:37:39,140 --> 00:37:40,100
屁股
466
00:37:40,180 --> 00:37:41,090
你看
467
00:37:41,450 --> 00:37:42,540
滾開你
468
00:37:42,730 --> 00:37:44,020
逗你嘛
469
00:37:45,060 --> 00:37:47,970
盒飯，有十塊的，五塊的
470
00:37:58,720 --> 00:38:01,310
我錢包呢？錢包丟了
471
00:38:01,550 --> 00:38:02,550
不會吧？
472
00:38:02,710 --> 00:38:04,430
上車前你買水時
473
00:38:04,550 --> 00:38:06,110
我還看見你的錢包在呢
474
00:38:06,590 --> 00:38:07,750
肯定讓人偷了
475
00:38:08,710 --> 00:38:11,140
你再好好找找
是不是掉在哪了？
476
00:38:11,470 --> 00:38:12,700
怎麼會掉了呢？
477
00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:14,860
掉也是掉在賊手裏
478
00:38:15,700 --> 00:38:17,540
這賊可能還在這車上
479
00:38:18,740 --> 00:38:21,730
破財免災，你就認倒楣吧
480
00:38:22,050 --> 00:38:25,460
可別讓我逮著
我絕不會輕饒他
481
00:38:25,730 --> 00:38:27,650
我敢肯定這裏不止一個賊
482
00:38:27,730 --> 00:38:29,530
就你一個福爾摩斯
483
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,920
哪兒哪兒你都得防著
484
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,360
大哥，大姐
我這有雞蛋，你們吃點
485
00:38:48,750 --> 00:38:49,710
這邊請
486
00:38:56,380 --> 00:38:57,740
請坐
謝謝
487
00:38:58,180 --> 00:38:59,380
小姐
是
488
00:38:59,700 --> 00:39:00,730
怎麼搞的？
489
00:39:00,810 --> 00:39:02,940
我們還有兩道菜
到現在還沒來
490
00:39:04,130 --> 00:39:05,690
不好意思
我這就去給您催一下
491
00:39:05,730 --> 00:39:06,890
快點呀
492
00:39:58,760 --> 00:39:59,800
認識一下
493
00:40:00,950 --> 00:40:03,150
姓胡名黎，胡黎
494
00:40:03,670 --> 00:40:06,750
承蒙道上兄弟錯愛
都叫我一聲黎叔
495
00:40:07,790 --> 00:40:10,400
敢問兄弟是哪路神仙？
496
00:40:10,740 --> 00:40:12,540
神仙不敢當
497
00:40:12,740 --> 00:40:15,740
我只是一個六親不認的窮鬼
498
00:40:22,770 --> 00:40:23,900
獻醜了
499
00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:42,790
看清楚了
黎叔剝的是生雞蛋
500
00:40:56,380 --> 00:40:58,350
想交你這個朋友
501
00:40:58,540 --> 00:41:01,210
可否賞光到我包廂一敘？
502
00:41:01,690 --> 00:41:03,490
道不同不相為謀
503
00:41:03,770 --> 00:41:06,770
何必兜圈，還是直入正題吧
504
00:41:07,890 --> 00:41:11,080
那傻小子的六萬塊錢
已姓王了
505
00:41:11,810 --> 00:41:15,240
禮貌上叫你一聲黎叔
賞個面吧
506
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:19,080
兄弟放心
黎叔不是劫火車的
507
00:41:19,330 --> 00:41:21,350
登車前已經有了交代
508
00:41:21,630 --> 00:41:23,750
這趟車不打獵
509
00:41:24,110 --> 00:41:25,670
那隻羊是你的了
510
00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:27,550
要是沒猜錯
511
00:41:31,310 --> 00:41:33,790
這兩位帥哥一定是你弟兄
512
00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:36,790
是跟著在下吃飯的
513
00:41:36,940 --> 00:41:39,790
吃你的住你的
卻不聽你的話
514
00:41:40,890 --> 00:41:41,890
怎麼講？
515
00:41:42,090 --> 00:41:45,780
你前腳探完營
他們後腳就來圈羊了
516
00:41:46,690 --> 00:41:47,820
有這事？
517
00:41:50,260 --> 00:41:52,680
照此看來，我兄弟沒圈著羊
518
00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:54,770
倒讓牧羊犬咬了
519
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,120
我不是牧羊犬
520
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,190
只是一匹餓極的狼
521
00:42:03,550 --> 00:42:07,070
誰跟我搶食，我就咬誰
522
00:42:09,550 --> 00:42:11,700
我本將心向明月
523
00:42:11,750 --> 00:42:14,460
奈何明月照溝渠
524
00:42:22,290 --> 00:42:25,370
有組織，無紀律
525
00:42:26,050 --> 00:42:27,170
把頭轉過來
526
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:33,920
轉過來
527
00:42:35,770 --> 00:42:36,770
不服氣，是吧？
528
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:39,320
是
529
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:41,030
你說什麼？我沒聽見
530
00:42:42,270 --> 00:42:43,240
是
531
00:42:43,270 --> 00:42:44,830
大聲點，我沒聽見
532
00:42:47,670 --> 00:42:48,720
是
533
00:42:58,750 --> 00:42:59,750
老二
534
00:43:00,740 --> 00:43:03,740
告訴他
不聽我的話有何後果
535
00:43:04,810 --> 00:43:05,700
斷手指
536
00:43:05,740 --> 00:43:06,810
若還敢跟我頂嘴呢？
537
00:43:06,970 --> 00:43:08,090
那就廢了他
538
00:43:08,250 --> 00:43:09,450
怎麼處置我都行
539
00:43:09,770 --> 00:43:11,320
但我沒幹對不起你的事
540
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:14,690
那是我對不起你啦？
541
00:43:15,210 --> 00:43:17,640
黎叔，他剛入道，不懂規矩
542
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:18,760
你放他一馬吧
543
00:43:19,170 --> 00:43:21,030
還不快認錯，求黎叔饒了你
544
00:43:21,310 --> 00:43:22,200
不知好歹
545
00:43:22,590 --> 00:43:25,790
我收到命令才去牽羊
不知犯了什麼錯
546
00:43:26,430 --> 00:43:27,680
誰說我讓你去？
547
00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:29,550
二哥說你讓我去的
548
00:43:32,060 --> 00:43:33,300
你胡說
549
00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:34,740
你再說
我現在就替黎叔廢了你
550
00:43:34,820 --> 00:43:35,740
放肆
551
00:43:36,820 --> 00:43:37,860
跪下
552
00:43:45,490 --> 00:43:46,530
接著說
553
00:43:47,050 --> 00:43:50,050
二哥說
你要看看那對鴛鴦的成色
554
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,280
我才去驗貨，要不然
555
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,310
大哥，該你了
556
00:44:02,310 --> 00:44:03,670
該你上廁所了
557
00:44:05,390 --> 00:44:06,750
大哥
558
00:44:08,230 --> 00:44:10,030
你幹嘛哭了？
559
00:44:10,230 --> 00:44:11,780
怎麼回事？
560
00:44:13,740 --> 00:44:15,700
到底怎麼了？
561
00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:17,700
幹嘛哭呀？
562
00:44:25,050 --> 00:44:26,730
有什麼事跟我說嘛
563
00:44:28,930 --> 00:44:32,720
我可以告訴你
但你不能說出去
564
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,840
你總覺得她
整天都高高興興，是吧？
565
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,710
但是她根本不知道
566
00:44:44,750 --> 00:44:46,310
她什麼時候會死
567
00:44:46,510 --> 00:44:48,910
她得什麼病？怎不醫治她？
568
00:44:52,780 --> 00:44:54,780
她得了絕症
569
00:44:56,740 --> 00:44:58,020
絕症是什麼？
570
00:45:02,170 --> 00:45:04,770
就是眼看著她受苦
571
00:45:05,410 --> 00:45:06,730
也沒辦法
572
00:45:07,970 --> 00:45:09,610
沒辦法？
573
00:45:09,770 --> 00:45:10,840
我去問她
574
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:13,760
你現在去問她
只會令她不開心
575
00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:16,520
醫治她
576
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:20,950
要很多錢
577
00:45:30,070 --> 00:45:31,780
那要多少錢呀？
578
00:45:32,780 --> 00:45:33,940
很多
579
00:45:35,180 --> 00:45:36,460
很多
580
00:45:38,780 --> 00:45:40,930
我一輩子也賺不了那麼多錢
581
00:45:45,890 --> 00:45:47,650
你大哥沒用
582
00:45:49,770 --> 00:45:51,200
想賣掉自己也沒人要
583
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,550
我告訴你
584
00:46:04,750 --> 00:46:06,750
不可以給她知道
585
00:46:08,470 --> 00:46:09,750
你要答應我
586
00:46:10,620 --> 00:46:14,020
讓她開開心心
能過幾天就幾天
587
00:46:19,900 --> 00:46:21,170
你倆上哪去？
588
00:46:22,330 --> 00:46:25,610
我們在那邊聊些家鄉的事
589
00:46:27,730 --> 00:46:30,720
傻根，大哥跟你說了什麼？
590
00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:33,720
看著我
591
00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:38,040
沒，沒說什麼
592
00:46:47,030 --> 00:46:50,390
大姐，我給你說一個笑話吧
593
00:46:52,140 --> 00:46:53,220
好呀
594
00:46:56,340 --> 00:46:57,580
我忘了
595
00:46:57,740 --> 00:47:01,450
要不，我給你唱歌吧
596
00:47:02,730 --> 00:47:06,850
離家的孩子流浪在外面
597
00:47:07,210 --> 00:47:11,480
沒有那好衣裳也沒有好煙
598
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:15,920
好不容易找份工作
辛勤把活幹
599
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:19,920
心裏面淌著淚，臉上流著汗
600
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:24,230
月兒圓呀月兒圓
601
00:47:24,430 --> 00:47:28,670
月兒圓呀又過了一年
602
00:47:28,790 --> 00:47:32,780
離家的孩子夜裏又難眠
603
00:47:32,980 --> 00:47:37,220
想起了遠方爹娘淚流滿面
604
00:47:39,180 --> 00:47:40,610
怎麼不唱了？
605
00:47:41,770 --> 00:47:43,410
還是不唱了
606
00:47:43,610 --> 00:47:45,330
大姐唱得比我好聽
607
00:47:48,810 --> 00:47:52,240
嘴巴真甜
608
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:53,760
還說他是傻的
609
00:48:14,340 --> 00:48:16,900
大哥，你來一下
610
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:40,550
大哥，這五千塊錢
611
00:48:40,750 --> 00:48:42,430
你拿去給大姐治病吧
612
00:48:44,550 --> 00:48:46,150
你幹什麼？
613
00:48:46,430 --> 00:48:47,790
你不娶媳婦了？
614
00:48:48,230 --> 00:48:50,780
我算過了，蓋房子要三萬
615
00:48:50,860 --> 00:48:54,260
買兩頭牛
套上一架牛車要一萬
616
00:48:54,460 --> 00:48:56,980
彩禮一萬，剩下一萬
617
00:48:57,140 --> 00:48:58,780
辦酒席買部電視機
618
00:48:58,860 --> 00:49:00,770
買兩個枕頭一張被子
619
00:49:01,610 --> 00:49:02,730
那不是全沒了
620
00:49:02,770 --> 00:49:05,610
我想，電視機先不買了
621
00:49:09,770 --> 00:49:11,760
你的好意大哥心領了
622
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,040
大哥不能要你的錢
623
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:16,880
大哥，你別這樣
624
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:18,680
我跟大姐有緣
不要
625
00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:20,750
這五千塊錢你一定要收下
626
00:49:20,790 --> 00:49:21,830
你別嫌少
627
00:49:28,430 --> 00:49:31,700
你搞什麼？他剛才還好好的
628
00:49:38,460 --> 00:49:40,020
這不是我偷的
629
00:49:40,180 --> 00:49:41,690
是你那傻弟弟硬要塞給我
630
00:49:41,810 --> 00:49:43,810
我不要也不行
631
00:49:44,050 --> 00:49:45,450
你跟他說了什麼？
632
00:49:45,810 --> 00:49:46,770
我沒說什麼
633
00:49:46,810 --> 00:49:48,530
我說你得了絕症
634
00:49:48,770 --> 00:49:49,850
你太缺德了
635
00:49:50,450 --> 00:49:54,760
你別以為
我真要騙他五千塊錢
636
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:55,960
我實話告訴你
637
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,840
我是想試試看
他是真傻還是假傻
638
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:01,630
看來他真是傻
639
00:50:03,270 --> 00:50:05,430
那我也實話告訴你
640
00:50:05,790 --> 00:50:07,950
打從我第一眼見到傻根
641
00:50:08,190 --> 00:50:09,830
我就喜歡這弟弟
642
00:50:11,380 --> 00:50:12,780
他人很單純
643
00:50:19,780 --> 00:50:20,810
我再說一遍
644
00:50:21,290 --> 00:50:24,130
這弟弟我是認下了
這是緣分
645
00:50:24,490 --> 00:50:26,810
誰敢動他
就得先過我這一關
646
00:50:29,530 --> 00:50:32,440
拜那麼一次佛
你就走火入魔？
647
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:21,750
大姐想認你做弟弟
你願不願意？
648
00:51:22,750 --> 00:51:25,750
大哥不讓我告訴你
649
00:51:26,030 --> 00:51:27,230
他說你得了絕症
650
00:51:27,270 --> 00:51:28,590
他騙你的
651
00:51:28,630 --> 00:51:30,150
你大哥就喜歡開玩笑
652
00:51:30,700 --> 00:51:32,460
姐姐什麼病也沒有
653
00:51:34,180 --> 00:51:35,580
可是
654
00:51:35,940 --> 00:51:38,820
你的情姐心領了，收起來
655
00:51:38,860 --> 00:51:40,810
可是大哥都哭了
656
00:51:40,850 --> 00:51:41,730
他怎麼會騙我？
657
00:51:41,810 --> 00:51:43,130
你真的很傻
658
00:51:43,570 --> 00:51:45,570
難怪叫你傻根
659
00:51:47,490 --> 00:51:49,090
他知道我對你好
660
00:51:49,290 --> 00:51:50,640
想看看你是不是也對我好
661
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:51,680
好
662
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:56,720
那你這個弟弟，姐就認了
663
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:01,070
你娶媳婦時
她要給姐倒茶的
664
00:52:20,810 --> 00:52:21,850
你動手吧
665
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:39,920
人心散啦
666
00:52:41,030 --> 00:52:43,150
隊伍不好帶啊
667
00:52:44,670 --> 00:52:48,230
那是您心慈手軟
一點也不像您
668
00:52:53,260 --> 00:52:55,900
斷他的指頭容易
669
00:52:56,820 --> 00:53:00,610
但要失了人心
就成了孤家寡人
670
00:53:04,690 --> 00:53:06,810
眼下的禍水就是那臭小子
671
00:53:06,930 --> 00:53:09,210
也難怪弟兄們心癢難熬
672
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:16,160
不宰他還真對不起祖師爺
673
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:20,040
我看，你就去把他辦了吧
674
00:53:21,230 --> 00:53:24,790
也順便殺殺
姓王那小子的銳氣
675
00:53:25,790 --> 00:53:29,070
千金易得，一將難求
676
00:53:29,790 --> 00:53:32,780
知我者謂我心憂
677
00:53:32,940 --> 00:53:36,180
不知我者謂我何求
678
00:54:56,260 --> 00:54:57,140
著火啦
679
00:54:57,620 --> 00:54:59,020
著火啦…
680
00:54:59,060 --> 00:55:00,650
找滅火筒去
681
00:55:03,530 --> 00:55:06,890
傻根別動，不關你事
你給我坐下
682
00:55:08,170 --> 00:55:10,010
傻根，你上哪去？
683
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:14,840
傻根
684
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:19,720
傻根你在哪？
685
00:55:32,020 --> 00:55:33,820
叫你別管，你幹嘛要管？
686
00:55:33,860 --> 00:55:34,780
著火怎能不管？
687
00:55:34,900 --> 00:55:35,780
燒著你怎麼辦？
688
00:55:35,900 --> 00:55:37,500
燒著全車人怎麼辦？
689
00:55:38,860 --> 00:55:40,730
讓一下，讓一下
690
00:55:40,770 --> 00:55:41,890
警察來了，讓一下
691
00:55:42,090 --> 00:55:44,770
讓一下，讓一下
692
00:55:47,250 --> 00:55:48,930
讓一下
693
00:55:49,170 --> 00:55:50,840
不用噴，不用噴
694
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:52,880
沒燒著，只燒出個小洞
695
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:55,800
也沒著火，光冒了一陣煙
696
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:59,280
看好你的包，我去找你大哥
697
00:56:01,910 --> 00:56:03,830
你是不是抽煙沒掐滅？
698
00:56:14,420 --> 00:56:15,820
你幹嘛？
699
00:56:16,260 --> 00:56:17,820
對不起
痛死了
700
00:56:18,100 --> 00:56:19,660
怎麼搞的？
701
00:56:19,820 --> 00:56:22,730
對不起就完啦？
你說，幹嘛拽我下來？
702
00:56:22,810 --> 00:56:24,370
你說，幹嘛拽我下來？
703
00:56:24,530 --> 00:56:26,970
喂，你還
704
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:41,470
那麼快懷上了
誰幹的好事？
705
00:56:41,870 --> 00:56:42,790
關你屁事
706
00:56:50,980 --> 00:56:53,500
幫你檢查一下肚子
看孩子長得像不像我
707
00:56:53,540 --> 00:56:55,180
是人吃了你 是鬼嚇死你
708
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:20,710
腰挺細的
709
00:57:29,590 --> 00:57:31,060
抱著蠻舒服的
710
00:57:31,780 --> 00:57:34,580
何必偷其他東西
偷心不是更好嗎？
711
00:57:45,850 --> 00:57:48,290
這不是你們家，規矩點
712
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,000
上癮了吧？
713
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,600
錢歸你，不過你這人
714
00:57:58,800 --> 00:57:59,840
是我的了
715
00:58:02,150 --> 00:58:03,750
就憑你這兒？
716
00:58:05,990 --> 00:58:07,110
別不識抬舉
717
00:58:07,750 --> 00:58:09,310
不是本姑娘看上你
718
00:58:09,830 --> 00:58:12,580
告訴你，是黎叔看上你
719
00:58:28,890 --> 00:58:30,520
你怎麼在這？
你也怎麼在這？
720
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:32,040
出事了
出什麼事？
721
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:34,720
回頭再說
有沒有看見一個孕婦？
722
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:35,960
有
723
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:37,840
她偷了傻根的錢
724
00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:40,320
你這次一定要幫我
725
00:58:40,830 --> 00:58:43,190
虧你還是這行內的人
726
00:58:43,590 --> 00:58:45,750
過那麼久，早就脫手了
727
00:58:45,830 --> 00:58:46,830
還追
728
01:00:29,410 --> 01:00:30,290
別回去了
729
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:34,080
到了下一站，我們下車吧
730
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:40,400
這是我第一次想做一件好事
731
01:00:41,550 --> 01:00:43,630
好啦，有心就好啦
732
01:00:45,070 --> 01:00:48,550
錢讓人家偷了
也算是一件好事
733
01:00:49,870 --> 01:00:51,860
應該讓他知道，這世界
734
01:00:55,900 --> 01:00:57,500
反正我們沒偷
735
01:00:59,420 --> 01:01:02,850
那說明我們兩個變傻了
736
01:01:04,650 --> 01:01:06,090
黎叔，那對鴛鴦要飛了
737
01:01:06,330 --> 01:01:07,850
肉呢？
他們吃了
738
01:01:07,930 --> 01:01:09,850
那隻羊呢？
還在車上
739
01:01:09,890 --> 01:01:11,080
叫人貼著飛
740
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:19,840
走吧
741
01:01:21,270 --> 01:01:23,230
我們真的扔下傻根不管了？
742
01:01:23,630 --> 01:01:25,030
要不我叫他跟我們一塊走
743
01:01:25,150 --> 01:01:27,990
不用了，帶走他的錢就行了
744
01:01:29,830 --> 01:01:30,940
他的錢在你那？
745
01:01:31,100 --> 01:01:32,540
在你那
746
01:01:36,020 --> 01:01:36,900
你偷了他的錢？
747
01:01:37,140 --> 01:01:38,620
我哪有偷他的錢？
748
01:01:38,740 --> 01:01:41,090
是人家偷了他的錢
我偷了人家的
749
01:01:43,610 --> 01:01:45,410
那我真要替傻根謝你了
750
01:01:47,970 --> 01:01:51,480
你敢把錢送回去
就別怪我跟你翻臉
751
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:54,840
你偷了他的錢就等於殺了他
752
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:58,840
恰好相反，我讓他重獲新生
753
01:02:00,950 --> 01:02:03,070
我們走了這麼遠的路
754
01:02:03,830 --> 01:02:05,550
可見過像傻根這樣的人
755
01:02:05,590 --> 01:02:07,830
對人毫不設防毫無戒心
756
01:02:08,070 --> 01:02:10,070
那就更要給他上一課
757
01:02:10,820 --> 01:02:12,700
他憑什麼不設防？
758
01:02:13,820 --> 01:02:17,420
他憑什麼不能受到傷害？
憑什麼？
759
01:02:18,100 --> 01:02:20,060
是因為他單純？
760
01:02:20,100 --> 01:02:21,490
他傻
761
01:02:22,570 --> 01:02:25,090
你為什麼要讓他傻到底？
762
01:02:25,890 --> 01:02:29,330
生活要求他必須聰明點
你明白嗎？
763
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:32,760
作為一個人
764
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:37,600
你不要讓他知道生命的殘酷
765
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:38,880
那就是欺騙
766
01:02:40,870 --> 01:02:42,230
什麼叫大惡？
767
01:02:43,030 --> 01:02:45,310
欺騙就是大惡
768
01:02:51,180 --> 01:02:52,620
你這是胡說八道
769
01:02:52,820 --> 01:02:53,860
什麼胡說八道？
770
01:02:54,940 --> 01:02:58,580
我告訴你
就算你把錢還給他
771
01:02:58,740 --> 01:03:00,530
他也沒本事帶回家
772
01:03:00,850 --> 01:03:03,450
那這樣，我把錢還給他
773
01:03:03,610 --> 01:03:05,250
我從卡裏取六萬塊錢給你
774
01:03:05,930 --> 01:03:07,010
這樣交易你滿意了吧？
775
01:03:10,050 --> 01:03:11,840
你知不知道自己在說什麼？
776
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:15,280
你敢跟我交易？
777
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:16,960
你吃錯藥了？
778
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:21,910
知不知道這幾天
我一直忍著你
779
01:03:22,830 --> 01:03:24,870
你真把自己當菩薩了？
780
01:03:25,230 --> 01:03:26,870
你是賊
781
01:03:27,790 --> 01:03:30,030
你做一萬件好事也是賊
782
01:03:31,860 --> 01:03:33,700
一生一世永遠是賊
783
01:03:33,740 --> 01:03:35,860
你說完了沒有？
我還沒說完
784
01:03:36,700 --> 01:03:37,860
你這輩子做不成好人
785
01:03:37,980 --> 01:03:39,860
下輩子也別想
786
01:03:43,490 --> 01:03:45,850
都給你，我們分了
787
01:03:46,130 --> 01:03:47,250
你跟我分？
788
01:03:48,570 --> 01:03:51,560
為什麼？
我對你好，你反對我這樣？
789
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:53,440
為什麼？
790
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:57,560
你說
791
01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:02,470
因為我肚裏懷了你的孩子
792
01:04:02,990 --> 01:04:05,870
我想為孩子積點德
793
01:04:08,670 --> 01:04:09,950
可以嗎？
794
01:04:11,700 --> 01:04:13,420
你們倆在這呢
795
01:04:13,860 --> 01:04:15,140
你走開
796
01:04:15,580 --> 01:04:16,700
鬧別扭啦
797
01:04:18,900 --> 01:04:21,170
你們那小兄弟也下車了
798
01:04:21,210 --> 01:04:22,850
在那邊站台上等你們呢
799
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:34,520
你一直瞞著我
800
01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:38,600
你覺得我不配當父親
對吧？
801
01:04:40,870 --> 01:04:43,430
你不配，我也不配
802
01:04:44,870 --> 01:04:46,870
但我還是要把孩子生下來
803
01:04:48,310 --> 01:04:49,870
他不能再當賊
804
01:04:52,620 --> 01:04:53,820
不能走
805
01:05:25,870 --> 01:05:26,910
怎麼不睡？
806
01:05:27,150 --> 01:05:29,710
畫畫的大哥把我叫醒了
807
01:05:29,870 --> 01:05:32,860
說你們在下面
讓我也下來走走
808
01:05:33,780 --> 01:05:36,060
給姐一個雞蛋好嗎？
姐也想吃
809
01:05:44,610 --> 01:05:46,890
你怎麼把雞蛋扔啦？
810
01:05:47,890 --> 01:05:49,770
姐給你變一個戲法
811
01:05:49,890 --> 01:05:51,640
現在雞蛋就在你兜裏
812
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:55,880
沒有，你騙我
813
01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:58,120
那就在我兜裏，看看
814
01:06:00,870 --> 01:06:03,870
你明明遠遠扔了
怎會跑到你兜裏？
815
01:06:03,990 --> 01:06:06,070
這不算什麼，再給你變一個
816
01:06:06,270 --> 01:06:07,670
變什麼？
817
01:06:08,070 --> 01:06:11,300
現在把你包裏的東西
變到我包裏來
818
01:06:11,940 --> 01:06:12,860
我不信
819
01:06:13,060 --> 01:06:14,020
不信？
820
01:06:19,260 --> 01:06:21,130
看看你包裏少了什麼
821
01:06:23,490 --> 01:06:25,130
姐，我的錢呢？
822
01:06:26,610 --> 01:06:27,850
我的錢沒了
823
01:06:28,770 --> 01:06:30,800
看看包裏是否多了包紙巾
824
01:06:34,760 --> 01:06:36,160
那包紙巾是我的
825
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:39,240
你的錢在姐包裏，自己看
826
01:06:40,510 --> 01:06:41,470
有沒有？
827
01:06:41,510 --> 01:06:42,550
沒有
828
01:06:42,830 --> 01:06:43,830
沒有？
829
01:06:45,590 --> 01:06:48,630
有，我騙你的，你真棒
830
01:06:50,110 --> 01:06:51,860
這只是一個騙人的戲法
831
01:06:51,900 --> 01:06:53,260
坐火車太悶了
832
01:06:54,420 --> 01:06:56,260
上車了，時間到了
833
01:06:57,180 --> 01:06:58,420
上車了
834
01:07:01,570 --> 01:07:03,010
走了，上車
835
01:07:03,290 --> 01:07:05,050
大哥，你來晚一步，沒看見
836
01:07:05,250 --> 01:07:07,170
我姐會變戲法
837
01:07:07,210 --> 01:07:08,890
變戲法的人很多
838
01:07:09,410 --> 01:07:12,120
有時候，變走了還能變回來
839
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:15,160
有的時候，再也變不回來了
840
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:19,920
上車了，上車了
841
01:07:22,590 --> 01:07:25,350
上車了
時間到了
842
01:07:49,690 --> 01:07:51,160
降魔杵是什麼？
843
01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:52,920
你有煩惱嗎？
844
01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:55,440
我有
845
01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:57,840
寺裏的喇嘛說
846
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:00,830
有煩惱就是有心魔作怪
847
01:08:00,870 --> 01:08:02,830
降魔杵可以戰勝心魔
848
01:08:03,230 --> 01:08:05,990
斷除煩惱，心裏自在
849
01:08:06,550 --> 01:08:07,550
你信不信？
850
01:08:10,070 --> 01:08:11,180
我信
851
01:08:11,860 --> 01:08:13,470
信就要帶上
852
01:08:20,020 --> 01:08:21,330
你有煩惱嗎？
853
01:08:21,850 --> 01:08:23,850
沒有，我不想東西
854
01:08:52,900 --> 01:08:54,390
好狠心喲
855
01:08:54,860 --> 01:08:57,220
吃了人家豆腐就想飛
856
01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:07,890
我可沒有心
857
01:09:08,500 --> 01:09:10,250
誰要你的心呀？
858
01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:12,880
人家要的是你的命
859
01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:15,450
你忘了
860
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:19,080
我說過我是窮鬼
命早就沒了
861
01:09:19,320 --> 01:09:22,230
對著你，也夠要我的命
862
01:09:24,870 --> 01:09:27,110
我心情不好，不要惹我
863
01:09:28,790 --> 01:09:31,100
驚動了警察，大家都不好過
864
01:09:37,740 --> 01:09:39,100
反扒大隊的
865
01:09:44,890 --> 01:09:47,460
請打開所有扒手的資料
給我看看
866
01:10:10,940 --> 01:10:14,500
給我看看
這兩人是不是被通緝
867
01:10:14,540 --> 01:10:16,140
你等會，文件裏有上百人
868
01:10:16,180 --> 01:10:17,580
我得一個一個給你查
869
01:10:17,620 --> 01:10:21,130
這趟車上有兩撥賊
我要摸清他們底細
870
01:10:22,770 --> 01:10:23,850
動手時，你通知我
871
01:10:23,930 --> 01:10:26,850
不急，等他們都現了形再說
872
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:40,370
姐想睡一會
借你的包枕一下頭行嗎？
873
01:11:41,490 --> 01:11:43,050
你幹嘛呀？
874
01:11:43,260 --> 01:11:44,890
又來，你不煩嗎？
875
01:11:48,260 --> 01:11:50,130
我們還有一樣東西未決勝負
876
01:11:50,600 --> 01:11:51,760
什麼？
877
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:53,880
膽子
878
01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:55,800
敢不敢？
879
01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:57,600
不敢？
880
01:12:15,900 --> 01:12:17,380
前邊就是山洞
881
01:12:18,340 --> 01:12:19,580
比大膽嗎？
882
01:12:19,780 --> 01:12:21,050
有膽量就過來這邊
883
01:12:21,300 --> 01:12:22,890
手拉手，看誰先躲
884
01:12:23,690 --> 01:12:26,970
我把這機會讓給你，你上
885
01:12:27,570 --> 01:12:28,850
小葉輸給他了
886
01:12:28,890 --> 01:12:31,040
你要是贏了
黎叔一定看得起你
887
01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:32,800
上吧
888
01:13:52,040 --> 01:13:53,760
道上有句話
889
01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:56,920
不怕腳踩風，就怕手抓空
890
01:13:57,280 --> 01:13:59,520
別亂蹬，保証沒事
891
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:01,910
你要麼就救我，要麼就放手
892
01:14:02,030 --> 01:14:03,160
別那麼多廢話
893
01:14:03,390 --> 01:14:04,790
死到臨頭還嘴硬
894
01:14:07,670 --> 01:14:09,910
就是你這種人，言而無信
895
01:14:09,990 --> 01:14:11,580
輸了還耍賴
896
01:14:11,900 --> 01:14:14,150
你以為我是成龍
有一百條命？
897
01:14:14,190 --> 01:14:16,740
我就是摔死
也不會向你求饒
898
01:14:16,900 --> 01:14:18,020
黎叔，殺了他
899
01:14:18,070 --> 01:14:19,260
你看他多猖狂
900
01:14:19,300 --> 01:14:20,970
他眼裏根本沒有你
901
01:14:21,010 --> 01:14:23,610
黎叔，他敢在你面前撒野
902
01:14:23,890 --> 01:14:25,890
要是傳出去
這不是丟咱面子嗎？
903
01:14:26,140 --> 01:14:27,100
幹掉他吧
904
01:14:27,450 --> 01:14:28,650
剩下那女的，我做了她
905
01:14:28,850 --> 01:14:31,360
閉嘴
不要，不要
906
01:14:31,840 --> 01:14:33,920
殺人是強盜幹的事
907
01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:35,920
輸了手藝就殺人
908
01:14:36,050 --> 01:14:37,920
傳出去才丟我面子
909
01:14:58,260 --> 01:14:59,900
後會有期
慢著
910
01:15:02,330 --> 01:15:04,530
我救你是愛你這人才
911
01:15:04,810 --> 01:15:06,890
但我的忍耐是有限度
912
01:15:07,890 --> 01:15:10,330
咱倆交個手，以成敗論結果
913
01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:12,760
你說
914
01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:16,090
按行裏的話講: 賊輸一眼
915
01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:20,160
你看著那傻小子
我取他的錢
916
01:15:20,320 --> 01:15:21,870
我取不到，我下車
917
01:15:21,950 --> 01:15:23,150
我取到了
918
01:15:23,310 --> 01:15:25,950
錢還歸你，但你得歸我了
919
01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:27,710
這不算欺負你吧
920
01:15:29,710 --> 01:15:30,990
就這麼說
921
01:15:31,260 --> 01:15:32,380
車廂見
922
01:15:47,020 --> 01:15:48,370
黎叔
923
01:15:48,610 --> 01:15:49,490
今天您又給我上了一課
924
01:15:49,530 --> 01:15:50,840
不用說
925
01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:53,920
下了車咱們開香堂
926
01:15:55,600 --> 01:15:56,920
四眼
927
01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:00,200
過來
928
01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:09,000
黎叔對你沒有偏見
929
01:16:09,040 --> 01:16:11,950
頂多就是恨鐵不成鋼
930
01:16:13,700 --> 01:16:16,180
你也得理解當大哥的難處
931
01:16:16,220 --> 01:16:18,420
有賞就得有罰
932
01:16:20,940 --> 01:16:24,090
黎叔就給你留個記念
933
01:16:43,390 --> 01:16:44,790
又有麻煩了嗎？
934
01:16:45,230 --> 01:16:46,230
對
935
01:16:47,070 --> 01:16:50,860
把自己也賭上去了
一局定輸贏
936
01:16:51,060 --> 01:16:53,910
免得這批大鱷輪翻來咬我們
937
01:16:59,140 --> 01:17:00,940
都是我害你惹禍上身
938
01:17:04,050 --> 01:17:06,020
好人不容易當的
939
01:17:06,730 --> 01:17:08,570
算為孩子積點德吧
940
01:17:35,950 --> 01:17:37,950
我的事我自己解決
941
01:17:38,540 --> 01:17:41,090
解決不了的話，我就報警
942
01:17:41,770 --> 01:17:43,370
你別再管這件事
943
01:17:46,090 --> 01:17:48,370
現在已經是我倆分擔的事了
944
01:17:49,940 --> 01:17:51,640
我們一定要有信心
945
01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:54,080
這一局我們一定要贏
946
01:18:18,700 --> 01:18:21,250
緊急通告，各位乘客請注意
947
01:18:21,970 --> 01:18:23,900
由於列車上有位病人
情況危殆
948
01:18:24,090 --> 01:18:25,050
急需輸血
949
01:18:25,370 --> 01:18:27,730
請各位乘客
本著伸手助人的精神
950
01:18:27,900 --> 01:18:30,680
到乘務員車廂捐血
951
01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:33,000
緊急通告，各位乘客請注意
952
01:18:33,280 --> 01:18:35,960
由於列車上有位病人
情況危殆
953
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:37,640
一次抽多少血？
954
01:18:38,850 --> 01:18:39,890
一杯
955
01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:41,390
那我有幾杯？
956
01:18:41,950 --> 01:18:42,920
一桶
957
01:18:42,950 --> 01:18:43,950
那我去捐
958
01:18:50,740 --> 01:18:52,700
大哥，你怎麼變了？
959
01:18:53,420 --> 01:18:54,980
我重新做人了
960
01:18:55,460 --> 01:18:56,910
已經有人去了
961
01:18:57,910 --> 01:18:59,220
抽了血會頭暈的
962
01:19:00,460 --> 01:19:01,450
我不怕
963
01:19:01,650 --> 01:19:03,210
廟裏的喇嘛常對我說
964
01:19:03,370 --> 01:19:05,450
救人一命勝造七級浮屠
965
01:19:05,690 --> 01:19:07,930
你可想清楚，這是無償捐血
966
01:19:08,290 --> 01:19:09,570
人家不給錢的
967
01:19:09,730 --> 01:19:10,890
我知道是無償的
968
01:19:11,040 --> 01:19:12,890
要不怎麼叫捐血？
969
01:19:13,480 --> 01:19:14,890
大哥，你捐不捐？
970
01:19:23,910 --> 01:19:25,590
大哥，一起捐吧
971
01:19:27,110 --> 01:19:29,350
好，這次算我怕了你
972
01:19:29,390 --> 01:19:30,350
來
973
01:19:30,900 --> 01:19:32,500
好，你跟大哥去
974
01:19:32,540 --> 01:19:35,100
捐了血
姐帶你去餐車好好吃一頓
975
01:19:35,140 --> 01:19:36,060
走
976
01:21:38,260 --> 01:21:40,890
傻根，我不去了
977
01:21:41,740 --> 01:21:42,620
怎麼了？
978
01:21:43,050 --> 01:21:44,130
我怕血
979
01:21:44,330 --> 01:21:46,660
那你還跟我幹嘛？
回去陪我姐去吧
980
01:22:07,640 --> 01:22:09,720
剛才那老頭一定是他們同伙
981
01:22:50,270 --> 01:22:52,940
錢被掉包了，全是假的
982
01:23:20,520 --> 01:23:21,870
行啊
983
01:23:23,790 --> 01:23:25,950
跟我玩狸貓換太子
984
01:23:29,070 --> 01:23:32,550
黎叔看得起你才跟你過招
985
01:23:34,220 --> 01:23:36,740
你卻偷奸耍猾
986
01:23:40,930 --> 01:23:43,540
看什麼，肯定是你
987
01:23:49,170 --> 01:23:51,920
我可以負責任的告訴你
988
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:54,080
黎叔很生氣
989
01:23:54,880 --> 01:23:57,360
後果很嚴重
990
01:24:06,430 --> 01:24:09,270
錢被調包
會是什麼人幹的呢？
991
01:24:09,670 --> 01:24:11,590
也許早就被人換了
992
01:24:12,100 --> 01:24:14,420
一定還有高人，我們被耍了
993
01:24:19,980 --> 01:24:21,170
打劫
打劫
994
01:24:23,410 --> 01:24:30,410
打…
995
01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:32,320
劫呀
996
01:24:32,360 --> 01:24:33,450
打劫
997
01:24:33,490 --> 01:24:35,240
最煩你們這些打劫的
998
01:24:35,450 --> 01:24:36,960
一點藝術修養都沒有
999
01:24:40,630 --> 01:24:41,710
你來得正好
1000
01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:43,480
警長，請你調配一下
1001
01:24:43,670 --> 01:24:45,950
派幾個人到六號車廂準備
1002
01:24:45,990 --> 01:24:47,990
一有動靜
需要他們控制環境
1003
01:24:48,190 --> 01:24:50,190
小心，別讓那對男女發覺
1004
01:24:51,940 --> 01:24:53,260
他倆是不是被通緝？
1005
01:24:53,470 --> 01:24:54,620
我覺得像
1006
01:24:54,940 --> 01:24:56,660
通緝令裏沒有他們相片
1007
01:24:56,940 --> 01:24:58,940
是受害人事後做的拼圖
1008
01:24:58,980 --> 01:25:00,970
男的叫王薄，女的叫王麗
1009
01:25:01,010 --> 01:25:03,730
坐下，都坐下
1010
01:25:04,050 --> 01:25:05,770
讓你不給我
1011
01:25:06,730 --> 01:25:09,570
那你認識這個是什麼？
1012
01:25:09,690 --> 01:25:10,640
斧頭
1013
01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:15,360
腰…
1014
01:25:15,410 --> 01:25:16,960
腰間藏著什麼？
1015
01:25:17,600 --> 01:25:18,720
沒什麼
1016
01:25:19,360 --> 01:25:20,950
不信你摸摸
1017
01:25:27,030 --> 01:25:28,950
你讓我摸的
1018
01:25:35,340 --> 01:25:36,940
摸到了嗎？
1019
01:25:37,540 --> 01:25:38,580
是什麼？
1020
01:25:41,890 --> 01:25:43,130
什麼呀？
1021
01:25:43,890 --> 01:25:45,810
摸著什麼，你說呀
1022
01:25:47,970 --> 01:25:48,930
槍
1023
01:25:48,970 --> 01:25:50,330
不許動，警察
1024
01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:55,120
不許動，我們是警察
把槍放下
1025
01:25:57,410 --> 01:25:59,520
沒想到吧？
你沒想到是我吧？
1026
01:26:04,510 --> 01:26:05,630
站起來
1027
01:26:08,630 --> 01:26:09,590
起來
1028
01:26:09,630 --> 01:26:11,660
我好人呀
起來
1029
01:26:13,580 --> 01:26:14,580
起來
1030
01:26:17,350 --> 01:26:18,820
我沒有打劫呀
1031
01:26:19,020 --> 01:26:20,260
有別的事找你
1032
01:26:21,650 --> 01:26:23,090
還有你，起來
1033
01:26:32,960 --> 01:26:34,840
銬上吧，我被捕了
1034
01:26:37,080 --> 01:26:38,960
你覺得咱倆演這場苦肉戲
1035
01:26:39,080 --> 01:26:40,750
能騙過那些警察嗎？
1036
01:26:43,630 --> 01:26:46,830
我也是不得已才出此下策
1037
01:26:50,470 --> 01:26:52,100
等不了下一站停車
1038
01:26:52,260 --> 01:26:55,620
胖子和四眼
就把咱們供出來了
1039
01:26:56,940 --> 01:26:58,940
胖子知道我身上有命案
1040
01:26:59,100 --> 01:27:01,850
把我供出去，可以將功贖罪
1041
01:27:11,720 --> 01:27:13,680
你就不怕我出賣你？
1042
01:27:23,510 --> 01:27:25,710
怎樣，接下來怎麼辦？
1043
01:27:27,270 --> 01:27:28,350
等
1044
01:27:33,140 --> 01:27:35,700
還有十幾分鐘車就到站了
1045
01:27:36,900 --> 01:27:40,890
車一停
下邊的警察就會上來押犯人
1046
01:27:42,370 --> 01:27:45,770
警察，乘警，便衣
1047
01:27:46,090 --> 01:27:48,010
他們不一定互相認識
1048
01:27:49,050 --> 01:27:51,000
你趁亂把我押下去
1049
01:27:51,680 --> 01:27:53,800
打劫經過我們都了解了
1050
01:27:53,960 --> 01:27:55,360
你在上面簽個字
1051
01:27:58,720 --> 01:28:00,630
你幹嘛帶那麼多冥幣？
1052
01:28:01,230 --> 01:28:02,390
道上買的
1053
01:28:03,110 --> 01:28:04,950
用途？
行賄
1054
01:28:05,270 --> 01:28:06,310
賄賂誰？
1055
01:28:06,950 --> 01:28:08,750
路上的小鬼，簽名
1056
01:28:09,270 --> 01:28:12,220
你年紀不大，也信這個？
1057
01:28:12,380 --> 01:28:13,780
話不能這麼說
1058
01:28:13,820 --> 01:28:16,980
若人死如燈滅
這就是一堆廢紙
1059
01:28:17,020 --> 01:28:19,460
但如果人死
到另外一個世界的話
1060
01:28:19,500 --> 01:28:22,010
那裏的鬼也喜歡錢嘛
1061
01:28:22,210 --> 01:28:23,730
那句話怎麼說的？
1062
01:28:23,770 --> 01:28:25,170
有錢能使鬼推磨
1063
01:28:25,210 --> 01:28:26,170
聽過嗎？
1064
01:28:26,210 --> 01:28:29,250
心裏老揣著鬼，小心著魔
1065
01:28:29,290 --> 01:28:32,880
你說的對
回頭我把這些全丟了
1066
01:28:33,480 --> 01:28:35,600
獻血小伙子
是不是跟你們同一車廂？
1067
01:28:35,640 --> 01:28:36,560
對呀
1068
01:28:36,760 --> 01:28:37,760
他暈了
1069
01:28:39,640 --> 01:28:40,870
現在沒事了
1070
01:28:41,550 --> 01:28:42,990
醫生給他打了針
1071
01:28:43,830 --> 01:28:44,750
他在哪？
1072
01:28:45,350 --> 01:28:46,430
臥鋪
1073
01:28:57,900 --> 01:29:01,330
真希望他能一直這樣睡下去
1074
01:29:02,890 --> 01:29:04,290
不要醒過來
1075
01:29:05,050 --> 01:29:09,010
那簡單，叫醫生把藥量加大
1076
01:29:10,010 --> 01:29:12,000
他就一輩子都醒不過來了
1077
01:29:16,400 --> 01:29:19,160
這樣他就不會
對這個世界失望
1078
01:29:22,990 --> 01:29:25,350
永遠活在天下無賊的夢裏
1079
01:29:47,410 --> 01:29:48,370
沒事了
1080
01:29:56,800 --> 01:29:58,160
別胡思亂想
1081
01:29:59,600 --> 01:30:01,110
我們趕快下車
1082
01:30:22,090 --> 01:30:24,690
正式介紹，我是警察
1083
01:30:26,050 --> 01:30:29,770
二位的底細，我們大家心照
1084
01:30:32,400 --> 01:30:33,880
真的是他調的包
1085
01:30:34,280 --> 01:30:35,840
該物歸原主了
1086
01:30:40,400 --> 01:30:41,510
找地方先坐下
1087
01:30:50,430 --> 01:30:53,980
長話短說
有件事我始終不明白
1088
01:30:54,300 --> 01:30:55,820
想請教二位
1089
01:30:56,500 --> 01:31:00,180
你們是賊
為何一路都護著傻根？
1090
01:31:01,330 --> 01:31:02,690
就因為這小子忠厚老實
1091
01:31:02,730 --> 01:31:04,970
你們良心發現，心軟了？
1092
01:31:05,730 --> 01:31:07,610
那不偷他就行了
1093
01:31:08,050 --> 01:31:10,050
何必為他得罪了道上行家？
1094
01:31:16,160 --> 01:31:18,040
這也不是什麼丟人的事
1095
01:31:18,080 --> 01:31:19,960
說說，讓我有個明白
1096
01:31:20,950 --> 01:31:22,950
沒什麼好說的
1097
01:31:23,390 --> 01:31:24,990
吃錯藥了，行嗎？
1098
01:31:27,110 --> 01:31:29,590
我懷孕了，怕遭報應
1099
01:31:29,630 --> 01:31:33,140
想做善事積點德
就這麼簡單
1100
01:31:35,340 --> 01:31:36,980
合情合理
1101
01:31:37,980 --> 01:31:40,970
那我寫報告時
就可把案子寫清楚
1102
01:31:42,450 --> 01:31:44,970
抓你倆歸案是我職責所在
1103
01:31:45,090 --> 01:31:46,970
我是絕對不會手軟
1104
01:31:47,530 --> 01:31:49,010
不過，老實說
1105
01:31:49,970 --> 01:31:52,320
你倆這次這樣做
1106
01:31:52,560 --> 01:31:54,960
我心裏頭懷有敬意，真的
1107
01:31:55,720 --> 01:31:57,440
其實我早就可以抓你們
1108
01:31:57,920 --> 01:32:01,950
就你倆合伙詐騙寶馬車
已夠重判你們
1109
01:32:04,030 --> 01:32:06,630
我是想看你們
如何演完這場戲
1110
01:32:07,310 --> 01:32:10,860
狼保護羊
這回真是大開眼界
1111
01:32:11,980 --> 01:32:15,100
我只想知道
你什麼時候調的包
1112
01:32:15,260 --> 01:32:16,620
滅火的時候
1113
01:32:18,900 --> 01:32:22,970
折騰半天
繞來繞去就為了六萬塊冥幣
1114
01:32:23,970 --> 01:32:25,930
差點把命給搭進去
1115
01:32:28,250 --> 01:32:30,920
我們真的傻到家了
1116
01:32:32,560 --> 01:32:33,960
幫個忙行嗎？
1117
01:32:34,640 --> 01:32:36,040
錢他已經拿回去了
1118
01:32:36,880 --> 01:32:39,720
答應我，別讓我朋友知道
身邊有那麼多賊
1119
01:32:41,830 --> 01:32:43,950
好，我答應你
1120
01:32:46,430 --> 01:32:48,070
錢包我自己拿回來了
1121
01:32:48,950 --> 01:32:51,420
你偷我錢包的事
報告裏我就不寫了
1122
01:32:51,660 --> 01:32:52,900
你還翻了我們的行李
1123
01:32:52,940 --> 01:32:53,940
是搜查
1124
01:32:57,940 --> 01:32:59,740
這張照片我得借用一下
1125
01:33:00,340 --> 01:33:03,010
不用還了，留個紀念吧
1126
01:33:04,130 --> 01:33:06,010
反正我們以後見面機會不多
1127
01:33:06,210 --> 01:33:08,290
我看你們以後
沒多少見面機會了
1128
01:33:10,170 --> 01:33:11,720
列車就快進站了
1129
01:33:13,760 --> 01:33:15,640
你倆好好談談吧
1130
01:33:16,240 --> 01:33:17,320
不打擾了
1131
01:33:32,340 --> 01:33:34,060
我們正在審訊那伙賊
1132
01:33:34,500 --> 01:33:38,340
下一站已布署好
到站就押他們下車
1133
01:33:39,580 --> 01:33:41,290
他們跟你講清楚沒有？
1134
01:33:42,450 --> 01:33:46,210
要不是有前科
我真想放他們一馬
1135
01:33:49,130 --> 01:33:52,000
老二他們真的把你出賣了
1136
01:33:52,040 --> 01:33:53,560
你怎麼看？
1137
01:33:54,160 --> 01:33:58,000
人不為己，天誅地滅
1138
01:33:59,120 --> 01:34:00,950
太不仗義了
1139
01:34:02,150 --> 01:34:03,710
仗義
1140
01:34:03,990 --> 01:34:06,870
那都是說來給大家參考的
1141
01:34:07,270 --> 01:34:08,990
你要記住
1142
01:34:09,470 --> 01:34:12,940
想在道上安身立命就五個字
1143
01:34:12,980 --> 01:34:14,620
無毒不丈夫
1144
01:34:19,060 --> 01:34:20,610
黎叔
1145
01:34:21,410 --> 01:34:23,690
你如此明白事理
1146
01:34:23,970 --> 01:34:26,290
我看你也不會怪我
1147
01:34:26,970 --> 01:34:29,330
我現在把你交給警察了
1148
01:34:31,280 --> 01:34:33,440
警察，我投案
1149
01:34:33,480 --> 01:34:34,960
站住，別動
1150
01:34:42,030 --> 01:34:42,910
靠牆站著
1151
01:34:42,950 --> 01:34:45,470
主犯在包廂裏
我已經把他銬上
1152
01:34:45,510 --> 01:34:46,750
我是從犯
1153
01:34:46,910 --> 01:34:48,310
帽子摘下來
1154
01:34:51,020 --> 01:34:52,220
起來
1155
01:34:55,460 --> 01:34:57,660
你們到底在搞什麼鬼？
1156
01:35:00,500 --> 01:35:02,810
大意了…
1157
01:35:03,210 --> 01:35:05,730
沒想到給這丫頭耍了
1158
01:35:07,330 --> 01:35:10,130
那句話怎麼說？那成語
1159
01:35:13,000 --> 01:35:16,800
作…
1160
01:35:17,000 --> 01:35:18,360
作什麼自縛？
1161
01:35:19,080 --> 01:35:20,400
作繭自縛
1162
01:35:20,710 --> 01:35:23,910
對，沒錯沒錯
1163
01:35:24,230 --> 01:35:26,030
你這就是作繭自縛
1164
01:35:28,790 --> 01:35:30,780
給他換副手銬
1165
01:35:31,860 --> 01:35:33,380
手伸過來
1166
01:35:37,020 --> 01:35:39,260
我們已經走投無路了
1167
01:35:42,010 --> 01:35:44,170
趁孩子還未成人形
1168
01:35:45,490 --> 01:35:47,090
把他打掉吧
1169
01:35:47,370 --> 01:35:48,530
不行
1170
01:35:49,970 --> 01:35:53,360
我不想孩子一生下來
就背我們的黑鍋
1171
01:35:55,320 --> 01:35:57,000
你給我記住
1172
01:35:59,040 --> 01:36:01,390
孩子平安你平安
1173
01:36:02,150 --> 01:36:03,990
孩子如果有事
1174
01:36:05,390 --> 01:36:07,390
我要你償命
1175
01:36:13,260 --> 01:36:14,620
償命？
1176
01:36:16,020 --> 01:36:18,020
你今天才認識我？
1177
01:36:20,020 --> 01:36:21,770
我會怕你？
1178
01:38:51,580 --> 01:38:52,500
什麼事？
1179
01:38:52,540 --> 01:38:54,220
傻根的包在他那
1180
01:38:57,700 --> 01:38:59,580
回來
放開我
1181
01:39:00,500 --> 01:39:02,050
回來
放開我
1182
01:39:02,370 --> 01:39:03,370
你別去
1183
01:39:03,970 --> 01:39:05,810
傻根的事我來辦
1184
01:39:05,850 --> 01:39:08,650
你聽我說，我不想
1185
01:39:09,410 --> 01:39:11,040
孩子在監獄裏出生
1186
01:39:34,020 --> 01:39:35,100
走吧
1187
01:39:39,980 --> 01:39:41,930
別扔下我跟孩子
1188
01:40:43,030 --> 01:40:44,270
別擋道
1189
01:40:44,470 --> 01:40:46,790
把包放下，我讓你走
1190
01:40:50,780 --> 01:40:52,180
不可能的
1191
01:40:53,940 --> 01:40:55,140
你過得了我嗎？
1192
01:40:57,260 --> 01:40:58,460
我想試試
1193
01:41:59,880 --> 01:42:02,070
這裏不讓走
1194
01:42:02,750 --> 01:42:04,230
曉得曉得
1195
01:42:04,590 --> 01:42:06,470
辛苦了，小鬼
1196
01:42:14,060 --> 01:42:14,940
慢著
1197
01:42:28,050 --> 01:42:30,050
摸出來了，老鬼？
1198
01:42:33,360 --> 01:42:35,040
自己戴上吧
1199
01:43:11,200 --> 01:43:12,960
看見我倒胃口吧？
1200
01:43:36,460 --> 01:43:38,700
你別等了，他走了
1201
01:43:40,340 --> 01:43:42,050
等我吃完你再說
1202
01:44:13,780 --> 01:44:21,010
記得那一天
上帝安排我們見了面
1203
01:44:21,130 --> 01:44:27,050
我知道我已經看到了春天
1204
01:44:28,450 --> 01:44:35,760
記得那一天
帶著想你的日夜期盼
1205
01:44:36,040 --> 01:44:42,590
迫切地不知道何時再相見
1206
01:44:43,150 --> 01:44:50,070
記得那一天
等待在心中點起火焰
1207
01:44:50,980 --> 01:44:57,340
我仿佛看到了命運的中轉
1208
01:44:58,020 --> 01:45:05,290
記得那一天
你像是丟不掉的煙
1209
01:45:05,770 --> 01:45:11,160
彌漫著我再也驅趕不散
1210
01:45:12,400 --> 01:45:19,680
那一天那一天我丟掉了你
1211
01:45:20,040 --> 01:45:26,950
像個孩子失去了心愛的玩具
1212
01:45:27,030 --> 01:45:34,860
那一天那一天留在我心裏
1213
01:45:35,060 --> 01:45:41,450
已烙上的印永遠無法抹去
1214
01:46:16,980 --> 01:46:19,340
再過一陣子我也要當爹了
1215
01:46:20,460 --> 01:46:22,370
我老婆像你一樣能吃
1216
01:46:22,690 --> 01:46:25,250
生怕肚裏的孩子營養不夠
1217
01:46:28,050 --> 01:46:30,050
等孩子長大了別瞞著他
1218
01:46:30,490 --> 01:46:33,000
老實告訴他
他爸爸是什麼人
1219
01:46:33,040 --> 01:46:34,160
不丟人
1220
01:47:53,720 --> 01:47:59,840
那天的雲是否都已料到
1221
01:48:00,000 --> 01:48:06,070
所以腳步才輕巧
1222
01:48:06,430 --> 01:48:12,740
以免打擾到我們的時光
1223
01:48:13,060 --> 01:48:18,660
因為注定那麼少
1224
01:48:19,580 --> 01:48:21,850
風
1225
01:48:22,050 --> 01:48:25,530
吹著白雲飄
1226
01:48:25,850 --> 01:48:31,320
你到哪裏去了
1227
01:48:31,640 --> 01:48:34,440
想你的時候
1228
01:48:34,760 --> 01:48:37,160
抬頭微笑
1229
01:48:37,520 --> 01:48:43,670
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