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Got the money.

Leave it on the street, let him pick it up.

Grab your weapon!

Don't come over here!

MARTIAL ARTS WORLD

"The Lethal Slash"!

SLICED NOODLES

I'm still waiting for my food.

Will be ready soon.

Waiter, I don't want to wait.

Let's go to another restaurant.

Surely all of us have wandered down memory lane

in the dead silence of the night. But yet we must move forward.

Why don't we focus on the future instead?

NEW ITEM - FISH NUGGET SLICED NOODLES

Be careful!

Thanks, mate.

This machine can cut five bowls of noodles per minute?

Give me a hand, push it inside and plug it in.

Be careful with it.

Uncle Chau, could I have a word?

Uncle Chau, this is your last day.

Did I do something wrong?

Customers couldn't wait that long.

Just take some time off.

I received a hand-written letter today.

A listener named Fung said she misses Chau and Chung.

"We're the invincible trio forever,

even though we've been out of touch."

In the letter, Fung wrote,

"Got time for a meet-up for the greatest hits"?

I hope Chau and Chung will look her up if they're listening…

LEE SUM STORE

ACUPUNCTURE POINT

LUNG MERIDIAN OF HAND-TAIYIN

HAND-TAIYIN

HAND-TAIYANG

LEMON TEA

What's the rush?

Don't worry, I'll be fine in a sec.

Just listen to me.

Take a break.

I don't need a break, I said I'm fine…

What now?

I'm off…

-Off? -Yes.

So soon?

It's about time…

I didn't want to hold you up.

Still got some time.

I don't want to get a parking ticket.

I'm off.

Wait, this is for you.

Take it.

Let me pay you back.

No worries, it's a gift.

Let's meet up sometime again.

I'll show up no matter what.

I'm off then.

Bye.

GOLDEN PHOENIX CABARET

-Boss. -Yes?

Dance with me.

Who is paying for it?

I'm only teasing you.

Stop it, come on.

Embracing youth

Let's take flight and shine

Never afraid to cry Be carefree and without woes

Joining hands We sing the song of youth

Embracing youth

Let's take flight and shine

Never afraid to cry Be carefree and without woes

Joining hands We sing the song of youth

Time flies.

Show me your cash before we say goodbye!

Wow!

Must be some serious grudge.

I doubt she could last long anyway.

Is that necessary?

How have you been?

You don't look so well.

You wouldn't either without all the makeup.

Drink some longan tea with dried goji berries.

You could use some of those yourself.

You're off too?

It's me… I'm right here…

I want to take a last look at her.

Just… go back inside.

What the hell are you playing at here?

Can't afford her medication. Death is better than debt.

Take care of yourself.

Hopefully you'll be born into a good family next time.

Where is she?

Getting groceries.

I'll pay you back tomorrow.

What happened? Failed mission?

Let's take off and split.

The old woman asked for assisted suicide.

Really?

Fung, why didn't you tell us?

Are you new to this business? It's confidential.

You just let her go?

You chickened out?

Say that again if you dare!

We're lucky to be called for gigs.

It's good to have some sort of income.

Hop in.

Count me out next time.

No need to cook tonight.

Your wife can cook?

Mom said we're eating out.

I still haven't done my makeup, there's no time!

Don't worry,

I only booked for three.

Take your time.

So? Are you ready?

Mom's waiting.

There was a suspected murder in Sham Shui Po today.

A woman who required long-term care was found dead.

The police have arrested the victim's husband.

A person at the scene confessed

that he couldn't afford the victim's medical bills.

Both deep in debt.

Life is tough!

Some have criticized health policies that fail the elderly.

A program on this topic will be aired shortly.

You could be doing them a favor.

There's nothing worse than being bedridden for life, trust me.

I WANT TO DIE

I WANT TO LEAVE THIS WORLD

"GUARDIAN ANGELS OF THE ELDERS" WILL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU

You're very old for a hitman.

Sorry… I mistook you for someone else.

"Guardian Angels of the Elders," right?

I'm doing live-streaming…

Give me back my phone!

My phone!

I'll pay you back.

I'll pay you back!

Just a few dollars, no worries.

There's an empty seat.

Don't mind me.

The old man probably lived alone.

He did. No visitors for years.

He didn't even return my greetings.

Hello, can I help you?

Do you live here?

Could you show me your ID, please?

It's at home.

Which one is yours?

Hey!

He just took off without me, Officer.

How are you two related?

He's my grandpa.

I'll have you arrested if you keep wandering around.

I've lost my phone.

No idea where it is. It has my photo on it.

Where did you lose it?

Did you take my phone, Grandpa?

Give it back!

He has dementia, and keeps forgetting his medication.

Keep a close eye on him.

Give me back my wallet.

What's with the attitude…

Tin Lap-chau?

I need to go, bye.

How did you find me?

Through the "Look My Phone" app.

Coward!

I want to die! I want to die!

Shut up!

Or I'll silence you for good!

You talk too much.

Where's my picture?

A bunch of useless bums!

Who are you referring to?

I'm starving…

I don't know how to delete pictures on an empty stomach.

"D" what?

"Delete"! Old man.

Fine. Deal.

50% ALCOHOL

Should we call him?

We can just go find him.

Let's wait another day.

We'll be doomed if the police show up next door.

Ugh! That's disgusting!

Are you blind?

Hand-cut noodles with chicken in wine sauce and tofu puffs.

Is it poisoned?

Do I need to do that?

"D" the pictures.

You…

PAIN RELIEF PATCH

Hey, buddy,

help me to "D" the pictures.

"D"?

"D" the pictures!

Oh, delete.

Done.

Why can't you keep your word?

Young and old, all the same.

I won't kill a minor.

I'm not a minor!

You would've been fine if you didn't block me.

We're even.

Hey.

We were so worried about you.

Never underestimate me.

He punched back?

You should only worry about yourself.

I have no choice.

At our age,

we can only buy time with money.

Come on out, we need to talk.

-What's up? -Come over here.

-Sit down. -What is it?

Have a seat.

Hay Hay, is there something you want to tell grandma?

I'm going to an interview.

What's that?

Interview for school admission.

Great! What a smart boy.

Let's celebrate and go have dim sum.

I have a prior engagement.

Hay Hay wants to treat you to dim sum.

Hay Hay?

Come on! Come on!

Your grandson loves you, just go.

You're the boss, sweetheart.

Well then, let's go.

Wait.

Grandma is so forgetful. Just go ahead first.

I forgot to bring Lai See.

Join us soon then.

I will give you Lai See later.

Go on, bye.

So forgetful.

Are you trying to make

a fashion statement here?

I'm busy today.

What's with your head?

Who will scope it out first?

I could tell the client to postpone.

My grandson wants to treat me to dim sum.

You've got some balls showing up here.

You'd be dead if not for me yesterday.

A load of nonsense!

I just want to see if you're okay.

Happy now?

You were awesome, killing a roach like that.

Do you live alone?

I live alone too.

It's sad to live alone.

Hey?

What now?

Aren't you hungry?

Happy now?

Yes.

You have a rest.

Dessert is here.

Just leave.

It's my first time cooking for someone.

Do I need to regurgitate it for you?

Damn! Do you have to go that fast?

I have medicated oil.

Keep an eye on her.

Sure.

This place isn't hard to locate.

I've been waiting for so long.

I'm on time.

Come over here.

It doesn't make any difference if one is rich,

all will end up like me in old age.

I really don't get it.

My kids don't mind taking red-eye flights for a leisure trip.

But they complain I live too far

when I ask them to visit me.

Do you have any kids?

You talk too much.

Sorry.

I haven't had a chat with someone for so long.

Come on now,

don't make my wife wait.

You would want your grandson to have a bright future.

No, it's not for sale.

The school might admit Hay Hay.

Our future is counting on our boy. Right?

I also had wishful thinking like that once.

It's a blessing to have a grandson who is moving up in society.

Would living in a posh neighborhood make one top of the class?

Are underprivileged kids destined to be losers then?

Your son is a loser!

-Working as a cashier at your cabaret! -Calm down!

-Being a mama's boy for life! -Don't shout.

Have a seat.

What are you doing?

Have a seat.

Come on, son.

Tell your grandma.

I'll make lots of money and will take care of you, Grandma.

Your grandson is so nice to you.

By that time,

Grandma will be dead.

Yes! Just rot in your apartment for life!

That hurts.

Couldn't be. I was careful with the solution.

Give your face a wipe.

CONQUEROR WAIGING PHARMACY - MADE IN HONG KONG

I need to catch my breath.

Was I better than usual?

Same.

What?

No way!

As long as you're happy.

A little quick, but with great intensity.

I'll take you to Disneyland, okay?

I'm not a child.

But I am.

Aren't you tired of your work life?

I'd go to Disneyland with you if it was open overnight.

The truth is…

I…

I would like you to be my wife.

I just want you to be my client.

Don't you want to have…

someone to take care of you for the rest of your life?

Shouldn't you be asking yourself that instead?

You should find a more mature woman.

Chung-chung!

Are you okay?

One, two, three.

Where were you?

The fridge was empty.

Come with me.

Leave your stuff here.

Sorry, I'm looking for Yip Yat-chung.

-Bed number four, the hallway. -Thanks.

Nurse, I didn't receive any medication earlier.

Again? Or did you just forget that you've taken it?

No way, I would've had some sort of reaction with medication.

I didn't take any.

Please follow up for me.

Hello, Chau.

Your wife?

Your body's still working.

Is she going to stick around though?

Giving him medication again?

He said he didn't take it.

Here's your meds.

Thanks.

Doc, am I ready to be released from hospital?

-Mr. Yip, right? -Yes.

I've arranged a follow-up appointment for your diabetes next month.

As for your hearing problem,

I'll refer you to the Ear, Nose & Throat specialist.

But you need to wait a few more months.

It'll be a year and a half for your knee replacement.

Whoa!

And try to avoid those

intense bedroom activities.

Too much for your heart to handle.

Sure, I can cut down on those activities.

Please try to get my appointments sooner.

Should I book those for you at private practices?

No, thanks. I like the hustle and bustle here.

In that case, just keep on waiting.

Thanks, Doc.

My eyesight is failing too…

I have a gift for you.

This will spice things up in the bedroom.

You're weak but have too many hobbies. You keep it!

We might be long past our prime, but still got to get our engines running.

Yes.

For two.

Sure, just a sec.

Let's order this one.

Too sweet.

I'll have a lotus seed and egg dessert, please.

We don't have that.

Noodles.

Go ahead, try some. It's yummy.

Are you feeling unwell? I'll take you to the doctor's.

Don't eat and talk.

Just keeping you entertained.

Do you have a protégé?

Why don't you teach me?

The machine churns out five bowls a minute, you'll never make it.

I want to learn the flying blades.

What for?

You're so skilled.

It would be a shame if you die without passing it on.

Have you no shame?

What now?

Are you happy embarrassing me?

We've discussed this before.

What do you want me to do?

At least we have the cabaret,

it's something to be proud of.

How can our son answer the principal's questions?

That his grandma serves vulgar male customers,

and you work as a general worker there?

Have you considered my feelings?

What will our son say?

Tell me!

Why don't you talk to her then?

Time for soup.

Good boy,

come over for your soup and stop playing.

This will cause you wrinkles, and waste all of the facial masks.

Don't waste your effort.

Have some soup.

Where are you off to?

Back to my parents'.

Only good at throwing tantrums.

Ask your mom to join us for dinner.

No need to waste food on the ungrateful.

So immature!

Just wait and see, she'll be back in two days.

Are you messing around with me?

Bring Hay Hay back!

How?

She said my son will have no future here.

Is it my fault?

So it's my bloody fault now?

Are you happy now that my wife and son left me?

You only care about your wife.

I'm not happy either! Why don't you stand up for me?

For years,

you've been living off of me like a parasite!

I don't owe you anything!

Don't blame me for all your problems!

You brought me into this world,

of course you're responsible.

Or try shoving me back into your womb. You're a terrible mother!

Hey, Uncle Chau.

-Put it there. -This is complimentary.

-A token of appreciation. -Thanks.

That's all?

We're friends.

Never mind, that's just a piece of junk.

Call me if you need anything.

SANITARY PADS

Be careful, please. Expensive stuff.

Give it an extra layer of wrapping.

Life is short, death is sure.

You might be blessed with many kids, but they could turn out to be a burden.

Just live your life to the fullest while you can.

Or there will be nothing

except regrets.

Spend it wisely.

It's just awful to be old and broke.

Are you all right?

Take it as a bonus.

Give it back if you don't want it.

It's getting late, you should leave.

Excuse me, miss.

Please stop.

Excuse me, miss.

What are you doing here?

I'm waiting for someone.

What can I do for you?

I'm waiting for my grandpa.

Hello?

Where are you?

Is everything okay, madam?

You're her grandpa?

Show me your ID, please.

He told you. Still need to check?

We saw her standing here all night.

Different surnames?

She takes her mother's surname.

This is embarrassing.

Just go home with your grandpa, young lady.

Where's the blade?

Beat it, if you won't tell me!

I have no place to go.

Go back to your parents!

They're divorced. Neither of them wants me.

Are you making this up?

It's the truth!

Ben is the only one I have.

But that bitch is so clingy!

So you're thinking of killing?

So are you!

I'm helping others.

Then help me stab that bitch to death!

He's not the only man on earth!

He's really gorgeous.

This isn't the place for you, just leave.

He disappeared after hooking up.

I have no fucking idea what you're saying!

You're always speaking in Martian!

I'm pregnant! Stop yelling at me!

I'm afraid to deal with this on my own.

I don't know how to take care of the baby.

No answer.

Ms. Choi, as our VIP customer,

we have a special gift for you.

What kind of special gift?

Where are you?

It's Chau. Where are you?

I'm in the UK.

It's time to eat, Choi Fung.

I've moved to the UK.

CAMBRIDGE SENIORS HOME

Liar!

Tell us, or I'll sever our ties!

The environment is not bad here.

Where are those two brats?

I got rid of them.

Why are you looking for me?

Tsz Ying got knocked up.

Your wife got knocked up?

So you're married?

She's my granddaughter.

Where's the wedding invitation?

-The bastard disappeared after hooking up. -Huh?

He left her after sleeping with her.

Oh.

I want something to eat.

-Are you that hungry? -Yes.

What are you doing?

Ouch, that hurts.

Hey! What are you doing?

-What are you doing? -It hurts!

What do you want?

Help!

Come on, let's go.

What's going on?

I just posted it, and you don't want to sell now?

Taking a last look.

Don't worry, I'll lock up properly.

Hey!

The Dragon and Phoenix Dance.

Whip it up and slash it open.

Shit!

The coffin opens

within three whips.

Oops!

The coffin opens!

Did you get the wrong guy, old man?

Tsz Ying is pregnant.

What's your plan?

I've taken her to a BTS concert already.

I'll treat you to a special "Body Worlds" show.

What are you doing?

Stop!

It's burning!

You know what they do to sexual offenders in prison?

Once you're there,

you'll surely be well-loved.

Don't take advantage of her again.

I didn't.

Too stingy to buy condoms?

She didn't say no.

You could have said "no" too, kid.

Exactly!

Do we need to teach you what to do?

You watch out.

Or I'll cut it off.

And mince it.

I had no idea.

Hold on.

Hello?

Lower your voice, he will hear you.

I'm off to bed, bye.

He called?

I just ignored him.

He just couldn't live without me. Should I introduce him to you?

Why bother? So skinny.

I wouldn't have known you if I were dead.

Other than Ben, you care the most for me.

When I get married in church,

you could give me away. We'd walk down the aisle.

And then I'd say "I do"!

You could name my baby too.

What should I name my baby?

I'll make sure my baby respects you.

And you can teach the baby how to use the blade and cook noodles.

So blessed!

Will you miss me?

We're not that close really.

You said that I'm your granddaughter!

I'm not delusional like you.

It's official,

you're my family.

Ching-ching?

-Ching-ching? -Have you recovered?

Yes, it's boiling outside.

I'll get married after I retire in two months.

So you've finally come to your senses.

Where should we go for our honeymoon?

He's Macanese.

Macanese?

What about me?

I'm not in good shape today. Let's take a rain check.

Is he young?

Have you picked a wedding venue?

I really like you,

but it isn't love.

I'd say that to girls back in elementary school.

Bye.

SWEET MELONS 24 HRS SERVICE

HAPPY ENDING MASSAGE

You're sound asleep, so I'd better not wake you.

My babe has been so nice to me, it's all forgiven now.

No more chillaxing from now on.

Thanks for teachin' me how to cook,

or he'd tease me that I know nothing.

Gimme a call if you're bored.

Bye.

Poor writing.

Hello?

Is Hay Hay sleeping?

Of course he is, it's late now.

It's a school night.

I… I better hang up then. Sorry…

Hello?

What are you up to?

Not much, I'm just waiting to go pee.

It's cold, put a coat on.

They don't cook the rice properly here.

I just have a couple of bites.

Where's Chau?

Tell him to cook some…

Never mind.

Time to get out.

There are too many people out there.

Don't worry, this is your hood.

They're way below par.

Let's go and play,

better than rotting in the nursing home.

Chicken?

Say that again if you dare!

Chicken!

Ladies and gentlemen, Fung is the only person

I look up to after spending years here. Do you remember her?

Life is short, death is sure.

Damn it! Are you cursing us?

Why don't you just fucking die already?

Bravo!

As long as we're happy.

I'll take you out for dinner in a few days.

When?

On my day off.

Thanks.

Where are you working?

Sign here, please.

Here's the money.

Thanks.

Thank you.

Come on in.

No, thanks.

I've been so busy lately.

It's for you, before I forget.

Hope you two have a happy life together.

Do you think you will forget me?

Chung-chung.

Don't cry. Be happy and go get married.

I'm still busy…

Bye.

HAPPY ENDING MASSAGE

You said that you wouldn't leave me.

Since I'll be staying at the dorm, who will take care of you?

You don't need to worry.

Who will then?

I'll raise my baby on my own.

We'll get married when you graduate.

You don't want the baby, do you?

Or I could go to prison.

Do you still love me?

I do if you don't nag.

I'm the new security guard here,

my name is Yip.

I'm excited to be here.

Hey, wake up!

Stop sleeping!

Manager. Did I doze off?

Low blood sugar.

I have low blood sugar.

Is this the place?

I guess.

He's gone in.

One of us can go in.

Which one will go?

Spray him with chili sauce!

It's burning!

Who sent you?

One, two, three!

Ben Chan!

Still sleeping?

Did I doze off again, sir?

I have high blood sugar.

High blood sugar.

Excuse me, I have to take this call.

Hello?

Huh?

No way. That's major shit!

I'll be right over.

Sorry, sir. I need to take a day off.

What? But it's your first day.

Yes, it's an emergency.

I have to go save someone.

You have one foot in the grave, and you're saving someone?

Hello?

Chau asked for help.

I can't pick you up! I've sold my car.

I'm trying to flag down a taxi. Let's go separately!

GRANDPA

Come on in.

Hey, you're on time.

Have a seat.

It's just a small procedure. I was fine last time.

Wat Tsz Ying.

Get changed first.

You're next.

You'll be fine.

Hey!

Keep the change.

Can't you drive properly?

Can't you move forward a bit?

Hey! You hit my door.

Why won't they answer the phone?

I'm going this way.

You've just had an operation.

Don't do anything for a while.

Can I help you?

Is there an abortion clinic here?

At Unit 4E upstairs.

Okay, thanks.

Getting an abortion at her age?

Who are you looking for?

Is Ben Chan here?

You have a visitor, Ben.

What happened?

Ouch!

Let's split!

Calm down, mister.

Your customer hit my car too. Where's your customer?

Be reasonable!

Sir, it's that old woman. And the one with the ponytail.

Just leave.

Don't make silly choices again.

Grandpa.

How are they?

Surviving.

How are you doing in here?

It's great that it's an all-inclusive package.

It's also easy to set up a doctor's appointment here.

CHOI FUNG'S FAREWELL PARTY

This is the moment we've been waiting for.

The youth are too reckless.

The old are too easy-going.

Stop worrying about others and start thinking about yourself.

Don't stop dreaming.

Make our golden years truly golden.

Bravo!

Hey, guys.

I've lost my phone.

Grandpa, did you take it?

You guys didn't give it to me.

For years, you've been living off of me…

I forgot!